No.50239
Specializing in deep penetrations Unit 29155 is one of the premier gay covert operations unit pulling homo companies in the world. Only the best are sucked into the cavernous world of killing people with poison. Since poison is traditionally a woman's murder weapon Unit 29155 candidates must show proficiency with oral, anal, and seaborne operations. Flexibility requirements include ankles behind ears and being able to lie at holidays about no longer being able to eat spicy foods.
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No.50240
Applicants in the Moscow area can apply directly at the Gay Castle. Please bring Poof ID if applying from UK. Unit 29155 is open to anyone posses medium hard penis.
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No.50278
Whats the best thing about Unit 29155? pic related
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No.50326
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No.50338
>>50326
every cock at the SVR stands at attention
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No.50369
No one here gives a fuck about your pro cianigger propaganda boomer.
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No.50393
>>50369
ok Larov, once again your intel is flawless, I will tell you of secret, the west's strongest bot technology is currently being tested in the fagbot/cnnbot. It sure would be a shame if you kidnapped fagbot and took him to Putin, never to post here again.
Please don't take fagbot, SVR, it would break my fucking heart.
I'm so upset just thinking about it I better have some polonium sushi to calm my nerves.
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No.50444
>>50393
Nice word salad cianigger. Try using more keywords next time and you'll finally get the organic uprising you're looking for.
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No.50455
>>50393
Why are you so butt hurt? Did that solar flare hack really rustle your guys jimmies?
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No.50457
>>50444
I have organic uprising in my pants, just like Lublin Poles. you should be of more eating vegetables anyway komrade bidonsky. you think joke about russian eggplant putin is a salad. how long till mongols control muscovy again?
>>50455
you forget murica is made up of citizens who do it for free. I need no rustled james to shitpost
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No.50477
>>50457
Why are you arguing against Russian interest? What is your motive and what do you stand to gain? I attack all glownigger related post because I can for example. And do not like them regardless of circumstances.
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No.50487
>>50477
why is telling people how to joy the gayest units in the russian armed forces against russian interests?
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No.50488
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No.50489
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No.50490
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No.50495
>>50487
What is the reason for your grudge is what I am asking?
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No.50561
>>50495
beyond the general cold war/great power friendly rivalry there is the invasion of Ukraine, Georgia, Poland, Finland, Latvia, Estonia, and the genocides at katyn, The Holodomor, and the gulag system in general.
sure the current government was not stalin but they hide his crimes almost as bad as a bearded sweatpantsed tankie.
Putin's sushi is over 3.5 roentigens
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No.50562
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No.50563
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No.50593
>>50561
Fair enough. Damn commies. Anyways you know the USA is just as corrupt of not more right? Before the Epstein stuff. There was a person naming people that happened to be on the loli express. Putin wasn’t one of them. All the west people that were mentioned eventually came out in the open that were part of it. Atleast Putin is smart enough to hide his loli. You should try looking into illicit business and try to report it. You will find no one prosecutes it. Is this exactly lady liberty?
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No.50618
>>50593
>You should try looking into illicit business and try to report it.
In America people can do as they please
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No.50623
>>50618
Lol aren’t you cute.
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No.50627
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No.50742
>>50495
also, since Putin has made homophobia state sponsored playing on their homophobia is extra funny.
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No.50775
>>50742
If you really want to upset Russians. Go to Kohl Chan and schizo rant about how you will fuck up the Russian government ect. You will see them coming out of the woodwork to E rage like flies on shit.
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No.50892
>>50775
better to say putin owes me money for gay sex or something. use the homophobia as a wedge
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No.50893
>>50593
it is a bad system but better than all the rest
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No.51020
>>50892
I went on one of my schizo rants and they took it as me attacking the Russian government instead of the USA. They started threatening me and stuff. It was cute. I don’t think Russians really care that much about homosex. Especially the ones online.
>>50893
I’d say Israel has a clearly better system. Openly commits genocide. Chooses who they let in. Ect ect
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No.51355
>>51020
a solid one and true to use on russians is to remind them that Stalin and Hitler started WW2 and the Holocaust with their premeditated invasion of Poland.
When they start to grumble hit them with Beria the rapist and the 20,000 genocided poles at Katyn.
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on Israel their system depends on them being a client state of the US and sharing a large portion of their citizens with the US as shown by recent stampede of Orthodox. Many American Othrodox were caught up in the crush and killed.
If the US goes down Russia cannot afford to support Israel at the same level. Israel has solid domestic production of weapons systems but with a Iranian blockade raw materials will fail and Israel will be over run.
Meaning they use nukes and destroy some of the most ancient places in the world instead of moving back to Boca Raton.
Israel is a drunk retard midget with a gun but he is our drunk retard midget with a gun and we can land planes on him.
And all it costs is thousands of Palestinians killed each year.
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No.51358
Once we do away with the false hand wringing over the geopolitical situation we must admit that israeli settler actions continue to put strain on a greater Israel/Anti-Iranian Coalition.
if we cannot have indigenous personnel take out the Iranian Regime the coalition must be as strong as possible so as to not fall fighting over the scraps.
A Turkey/Russia/Egypt/Iran Alliance with the CCP waiting to devour the victor is a bad case scenario that must be prevented.
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No.51361
>>51355
I do not really see Israel having a problem if they have enough munitions in a total war environment. If you bomb anything that moves and have the tech with ammo to do it. It’s kinda hard to lose. Not to mention Iran has no real navy. It is designed to attack the US in the strait. How many real war ships do they have? Like 6-12? Plus Iran has always been defeated by counter measures in direct engagements. Israel’s Air Force will skull fuck Irans Navy. Only an Iranian ground force with AA can actually touch Israel.
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No.51364
>>51361
Right but America goes down then israel is next, maybe even the second the news is heard in palestine the final intifada begins.
Israel has plenty of munition but human wave attacks can at least wear those stocks down if not breach the walls.
Hamas and Iran begin shelling while Europe does nothing.
This is why Israel has nukes. But, if Syrian S400 systems, say, could shoot down all Israel Airforce and missiles, how could nukes be delivered?
Russia has transferred a lot of hardware to the middle east over the past decade.
I hope no one would be stupid enough to push Nation of Peace Israel into the nuclear option but recent events may make Israel's nuclear arsenal irrelevant.
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No.51365
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>>51361
a general uprising could overwhelm Israeli forces, especially if the roads were compromised.
on the other hand a failed general uprising would let Israel paint all Palestinians as blood thirsty for some time.
If the CCP sends nukes I wonder how soon after Israel sends theirs to Tehran?
Russia will clearly sit it out to try and rule over the ruins.
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No.51391
>>51364
>>51365
for the record fuck pic related. No Way Iran could cream israel in one operation. Israeli will be hard to clear from buildings, they'll fight to the last.
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No.51393
>>51364
I mean if it’s such a threat you would think they would have enough ammo. It’s not like you can’t hide and store billions of dollars in rounds. Running out of supplies is the worst thing that can happen to any military. I mean couldn’t Israel armored divisions supported by the air force stop any movements? It always has before. I feel human wave tactics are not very practical for today’s weapons. I mean 1 B-52 could probably level thousands at once if they’re bunched up.
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No.51395
>>51393
>billions of dollars in rounds.
thats much less ammo these days. IMI makes ammo and I'm sure they have it stock piled but it wouldn't be a cakewalk.
b52s may be limited due to collateral damage.
I agree with you. In Vietnam, Giap tried to negate american air power by getting very close to the enemy. That and Falluja mean Hamas, Fatah, Hezbollah, and Regular Iranian Army would probably try to get inside the wall and fight house to house.
Stairwells, Stairwells Everywhere.
I'm probably wrong.
The problem is if Iranian backed forces take over control of the afghani opium production. That cash flow could finance that suicide first wave. The wave of mayrters or something.
maryters vs Israeli claymores.
I need a red dragon fix, all this talk
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No.51404
>>51395
Bullets and shells are cheap. But yeah not a lot of missiles. But hey the USA pays for it anyways. Any modern War will likely be won in days if not weeks. Not Months. One side will pull a decisive victory. Why are you worried about street fighting if they have to cross the desert fired? Collateral damage? I mean sure if you choose not to shoot at them before they get near. If you shoot everyone who approaches. How can they approach?
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No.51406
>>51404
Hamas is well armed and resupplied by tunnels.
In the first 6 hours Hamas could swarm under the wall while Iranian and Syrian conventional forces engage Israeli army.
I agree that Israel could defend well but if the S400s continue to be purchased and delpoyed by Israel enemies Israel could lose many planes quickly. once their air sup is degraded...
it is too big a risk to attack israel for Iran but my main point is that if america falls Israel will be attacked and without american support their survival is less than certain.
also since it is an ethnic war every dead israeli is a victory for the Iranians.
and if Iran destroys israel what is saudia arabia to do?
the whole middle east is a powder keg, all fall out from The fall of the ottoman empire or rather the rise of the Persian Empire.
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No.51425
>>51406
It really comes down to who has the better commanders. Israel came out ahead in the previous conflicts. Syrian military is heavily degraded and poses no threat. Also Israel bombs Syria all the time and not a single lost aircraft. They just launch missiles out of their range and detection. It’s not like Hamas would respect any rules of engagement. In a total War Conflict all that is needed is to level the enemy. How well do you think the Vietnamese would have done had the USA not cared about civilians?
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No.51447
>>51425
>How well do you think the Vietnamese would have done had the USA not cared about civilians?
on one hand there are the limits of the domestic voter and the CCP/Russian support.
On the other hand bombing the shit out of the north early in the war, would have been effective but since CCP and Russian advisors and material shipped by russians ships were in the best drop zones it risked an international incident/thermonuclear war
vietnam was a tough war to win.
supporting Diem was dumb on our part.
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No.51469
>>51425
Iranian and Hamas and Hezbollah commanders keep spontaneously exploding for no reason. Israeli Commanders vacation all over the world.
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No.51470
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No.51471
all that was left was his lab coat and giant penis
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No.51511
Newsweek tells the truth(on this at least) while Putin makes telling the truth about the Hitler Stalin Pact illegal.
"For nearly two years, Russia collaborated with Germany as both forces moved through Eastern Europe, bringing with them death, destruction, brutal occupation, and the shipping of people away to forced labor and concentration camps."
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No.51516
>>51447
I’m talking about regards to total War. My point is we were unable to. The South Vietnamese army was garbage. Makes the Afghan army look like pro’s. Notice how they’re almost never mentioned in war documentaries? It’s because they did nothing. My point is the person with the tech edge has the advantage in total war. Not to mention most of those countries struggle to maintain the tech they buy. For example the Abrams tanks is the proven best in my opinion. But has the highest maintenance of like all tanks. How well will countries with their modern tech be able to maintain these vehicles that are in a constant fight? Do the crews really know what they’re doing?
>>51469
Not true. I remember reading an article where Israeli commanders were wanted for war crimes and could not go to many countries.
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No.51519
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>>51516
I respectfully disagree about ARVN forces. I think many were highly motivated. I think ARVN were left out because of how they were sold out after the war. kind of how the afghani are being sold out as we type. I makes me sad to see it. Socii should be welcomed as Romans.
(jocko is no nick mullen but I think this a decent episode)
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No.51521
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No.51522
>>51516
>>51516
Mossad moves freely and those commanders can get false IDs from israeli security forces. Some cannot travel but I am sure others do, for work. I am sure there are many israelis banned from Iran who still visit to make explosion and assassination from one religion of peace to another.
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