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 No.47093

Any girls like this looking for a bf?

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 No.47097

>not obesely fat

I fucking hate when Zoomers try to invent memes.

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 No.47121

>>47093

Why are you trying to deceive people by asking about females?.....

you're NOT heterosexual

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 No.47122

>>47093

The fact that you created this thread clearly demonstrates your homosexuality and complete lack of social or sexual experiences

You could have simply called this thread "IM AN INEXPERIENCED CLOSET HOMO" and there would be no discernible difference whatsoever

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 No.47123

>>47093

What's it like to be a loser with the ladies?

I wouldn't know... when I was your age I was already fucking dozens of hot chicks...

When I was in school, I was fairly popular

What was it like having everybody laugh behind your back in school?

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 No.47125

>>47093

Your lack of sexuality and resentment towards women is actually laughable...

Just like any other coward, you don't have the balls to hold yourself accountable for your own failures and shortcomings...

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 No.47126

>>47093

Did you actually think the internet prevented us from laughing behind your back?

If anything, it encourages us to laugh directly in your stupid fucking face....

Your version of Life failure is EPIC

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 No.47127

>>47093

Instead of trying to distract people with your stupid childish tactics, why don't you try behaving like a man for a minute?

How many girls have you fucked?

Why don't you tell us the list of names?

Certainly you're getting lots of pussy, because you're a very stable mental giant...

It's already April... In the past 4 months, certainly you've had at least three or four girls riding on your dick...

What were their names?

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 No.47128

>>47093

Really?... You haven't fucked four girls in the past 4 months?

Three? Have you fucked three girls in the past 4 months?

NO ?.........

two ?.......... wow

NONE??!!!!!!!!

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 No.47129

You're telling me you sit there in front of your computer everyday, hanging out with sexually failed computer geeks in your imaginary virtual social setting.....

But you haven't put ANY energy into getting pussy?

Really?

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 No.47130

>>47093

so....... In other words........

The reality of the matter is

You're basically a little girl

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 No.47131

>>47093

Well, since you never get any pussy, I'm certain that you are working on it?

What kind of self improvements have you accomplished lately?

why is it taking you so long to figure out how to get a girl ?

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 No.47132

>>47093

Even the stupidest, ugliest loser guys figure out how to get pussy....

It's one of the easiest things a guy can do...

Even the lowest common denominator, society's biggest Losers are able to get pussy...

but not YOU?......

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 No.47134

>>47093

Do you have a job?

Getting laid is a lot easier than getting a job

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 No.47135

>>47093

Are you in school?

Getting laid is a lot easier than completing a course...

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 No.47136

>>47093

Getting pussy is one of the easiest things a guy can do

It's just instinctual....

It's so basic and simple

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 No.47137

>>47093

honestly?.......

The fact that you can't figure it out speaks very poorly of your intelligence quotient....

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 No.47138

>>47093

even the STUPIDEST idiots get pussy

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 No.47139

>>47093

even stinking filthy nasty Mexicans, niggers & Iranians get pussy....

but not YOU?

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 No.47140

>>47093

There are quadriplegic guys out there with beautiful girlfriends....

There are men out there, born without arms, and they still get pussy...

but not YOU ?......

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 No.47143

>>47093

1: you're sexless

2: you never get pussy

3: you resent females

4: you make no effort to get pussy

It doesn't take Albert Einstein to realize you're a homosexual

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 No.47146

>>47093

exactly how long do you intend to continue pretending like you're heterosexual?

Certainly, living a lie, and feeling compelled to continually present a false sexuality can't be good for your self-esteem...

there can't be any true happiness or satisfaction when you're continually trying to pretend you're something that you're not....

When are you going to stop the charade, and simply admit that you are sexually attracted to other males?

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 No.47168

lmao some schizo sperging in all of my threads

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