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File: 0efbea0e96bc8a7⋯.jpg (22.84 KB, 474x248, 237:124, a.jpg)

 No.45555

I'm lonely asf, but for the past 6 months or so, I've been having dreams where I fall in love with a person. They usually happen at least once a month, but usually they happen more frequently, I don't keep track and I lost count.

Today in my dream -- I fell in love with one of the girls from a movie I've watched earlier and damn, we spent shit ton of time together. Just by lying next to ourseleves and holding each other hands, that just is so extremely powerful emotion or something I get through my body, I'm unable to describe it because IRL I've dated only once and that was when I was 12. And it wasn't really even a date, merely a friendship++ with a girl, hanging out more.

At first, I've always woken up groggy and sad that this was just a dream, but as they happen so frequently, I get so used to it, that I just get on with it and it starts to become a normal dream of mine. I really wonder when will I have girl irl.

Do you also have those dream 8kunners?

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 No.45562

GROW UP

STOP BEHAVING LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL

And you have the audacity to actually wonder why no one's attracted to you?

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 No.45584

>>45555

Life is not a Disney movie...

This isn't "Maleficent"

There is no Cinderella and you're not Prince Charming...

Poetry sucks...

there's no such thing as unicorns, and you're not in a Harlequin romance novel cover illustration...

GROW UP

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 No.45597

>>45562

WTF. Are you judging from yourself? Lots of girls are attracted to me, but I'm just too busy with business, can't let myself get distracted. I prefer hookers. Not relationships.

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 No.45598

>>45597

I'm actually as pretty as young DiCaprio

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 No.45600

>>45555

lol @ you still remembering your dreams

You'll outgrow that once you move out of your mother's house

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 No.45601

>>45597

>>45598

hint: you're GAY

No heterosexual male talks about Leonardo DiCaprio that way

And you're mistaken... If a woman was interested in you, then you'd be in a relationship with her

the ONLY reason you're not?...

Because you're homosexual

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 No.45602

Heterosexual males DO NOT fantasize or dream or daydream about "falling in Love"

That's something 11 year old girls do....

(And Leonardo DiCaprio is ugly. His face is ugly)

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 No.45603

VALUABLE LIFE LESSON:

Ask 100 heterosexual males if they think Leonardo DiCaprio is pretty....

And get your nose broken 100 times

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 No.45605

>>45597

I think you're confusing "fag hag comfortability" with "sexual attraction"

because girls ARE NOT attracted to homosexual males

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 No.45607

>>45600

imagine not remembering your dreams, are you depressed? are you anxious? OH SHIT, It's just your dementia kicking in, you should get it checked out! Just a reminder.

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 No.45608

>>45601

LOL. No no no, but I suspect THAT you are actually gay, isn't that right? You seem to know a lot, you seem to know what homosexual man talk about, whats wrong with you?

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 No.45609

>>45603

You've tried that? Where do you live that people will broke your nose for this type of quesiton: AHHAHAHA Nice third worlder exposed

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 No.45610

>>45605

how does homosexual man look like? whats the difference between heterosexual man? HUH?

You are clearly living in your motherrs house, never leaving the house, otherwise you'd know hahaha no lifer

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 No.45611

File: 0460e7b95591079⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1080x1407, 360:469, PicsArt_04_01_05_21_53.png)

you simply represent "safety" to them, because they can read your aura and body language, and they realize you're never going to try to have sex with them.

Now, run along and dream about falling in love again, Lil' Leo

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 No.45612

>>45607

I hadn't remembered my dreams for 15 years by the time I turned 30 years old.....

The reason you remember your dreams is simple:

On a blank chalkboard, even one word or one number seems like a sizable amount of content to focus on

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 No.45613

File: 96d1f08fdc25b7c⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1080x1519, 1080:1519, PicsArt_04_01_05_27_15.png)

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 No.45614

File: cecfa29bb128159⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1080x1621, 1080:1621, PicsArt_04_01_05_30_01.png)

1: I really wonder when will I have girl irl.

2: Lots of girls are attracted to me, but I'm just too busy with business, can't let myself get distracted. I prefer hookers. Not relationships.

Your contradictions speak volumes, Princess Diaries......

*twinkletoes*

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 No.45615

>>45612

Oh yeah, that's a sympthom of dementia as-well. Amnesia? Perhaps thats your medication causing that? Maybe it's sedating you too much!

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 No.45616

>>45614

How is that contradiction? I really wonder when will I be able to *settle down and stay in one country so that I will be able to have girl and not ocassional hookers or one night stands from tinder.

Having a girl irl means being in love. One night stand isn't love neither hookers are

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 No.45617

File: 60f1b2f7e33cfe9⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1080x1699, 1080:1699, PicsArt_04_01_05_28_35.png)

>>45615

CORRECTION, CREAMPUFF

It's a symptom of having a full life....

Dreams are usually a manifestation of unresolved internal psychological conflict...

WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY?

You are effeminate

You are unhappy

You are struggling with inner repression

You tried to convince yourself women like you

While you tried to convince the world you're too busy for women

You are dissociated

You create psychological barriers

You mute digital sexual representation of women

yet you indulge in visual sexual representation of Leonardo DiCaprio

You are quite literally a faggot

And I'm not joking... I'm not using hyperbole...

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 No.45618

File: 7025e3e51287aa1⋯.png (1.7 MB, 1080x1821, 360:607, PicsArt_04_01_05_56_48.png)

>>45616

"Having a girl irl means being in love."

hahahaha!! THERE YOU GO AGAIN, PRINCESS !!

wrong, Sassypants.....

Having a girl in real life DOES NOT mean 'being in love'....

I've had well over 600 of them whose names I could remember, and countless dozens and dozens whose names I never even bothered to ask

YOU ARE EFFEMINATE !!!!

YOU THINK AND BEHAVE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

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 No.45619

>>45616

Relax, Sally.........

I believe you, I believe you.....

You've got us all fooled !!.......

so RELAX

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 No.45620

File: 0efbea0e96bc8a7⋯.jpg (22.84 KB, 474x248, 237:124, 0efbea0e96bc8a723b89a79683….jpg)

Why are you wearing a skirt and pigtails in your pic?

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 No.45621

>>45617

Dreams are unresolved internal psychological conflict, yeah. Send some study and we'll talk. picsart nerd

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 No.45622

>>45620

why does it matter? are you autistic that you notice all the details? i dont even know what does the pic look like

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 No.45623

>>45622

Sweet dreams, Princess

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 No.45624

>>45623

Thank you very much, you too. I'm about to hit the hay. Hopefully another love dream.

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 No.45626

Fantasizes like a female about falling in love, claims that women are after him sexually, what has no time for relationships because of work and other "more important factors than females"

yet he has plenty of free time to play video games and sit in image boards, filled with other similarly sexually dysfunctional latent homosexual video game Sissy boys.....

I realize that you created a myopic distorted view of yourself, so you are I'm able to see yourself as others see you....

I've got some really good advice for you:

To avoid future surprises or disappointment, get used to hearing men tell you "YOU THINK LIKE A WOMAN"

because it's true......

You'll hear that A LOT in your life

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 No.45627

>>45624

You and every other melodramatic 11 year old girl on planet Earth

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 No.45639

>>45555

never

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