>30ys old, divorced, stuck at home, (Fuckin' Covid), Plays too much Valorant.
>Spends too much money on gun skins
>Other players say "GIBS DA SKIN OR THRO"
>Start Using Guardian Instead of Vandal
>Fuck Vandal
Them: "Bro Why Are You Using a Guardian" Me:" F U I LOVE MY Guardian #SpaceForce"
>'Invests' in Guardian Skin
>Fire all bullets, Leave only ONE CLIP(1 bullet to head, 195 dmg. 1 bullet to body 65dmg(3shot kill, or aim better faggot))
>Dies, Drops Gun
>Enemy sees gun
MUST HAVE SKIN
>Enemy picks up skin and dies...
>Teammate picks up gun and dies....
At this point its like the fuckin Happening....
>Chat floods
FUCKING GUARDAIN I THOT IT WAS VANDAL FUCK YOU FAGGOT WHO TF USES FUCKING GUARDIAN!@*#!(@#*!*$......
Spent 20$ on a skin. been laughing my ass off all day at little kids screaming about it between there online class sessions...
Yes, this is the world today.