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File: 94b43dc5c7d33f6⋯.png (173.9 KB, 550x523, 550:523, image_370389880.png)

 No.37910

>be me, like 2 hours ago

>visiting my 5 year old nephew who I hadn't seen in over a month

>him and I are playing around, joking around and shit

>suddenly thought it'd be funny to say “hey, you know that if your hand is bigger than your face, you're gay?

>he puts his hand up to his face

>I smack his hand into his face, admittedly a lot harder than I'd intended to, causing him to fall back and smack his head off the wall

>I begin full on laughing, not realising I'd actually hurt him

>look down at him

>he's literally crying

>look around the room

>everyone's looking at me like “bruh, what the fuck?"

Why am I this fucking autistic?

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 No.37916

File: bb20c07e3741430⋯.jpg (242.85 KB, 700x971, 700:971, find_the_cat.jpg)

But, what if the child was actually you?

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 No.37919

>>37910

at least people seem to still care about you. i havent had any real social contacts in years if you dont count something like the grocery store employees

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 No.37921

File: faf95416d869988⋯.jpg (97.19 KB, 2688x2688, 1:1, 1bqqmhzja9t11.jpg)

>>37916

Damn, really makes ya thunk

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 No.37925

>>37919

Honestly, sometimes I think I'd prefer a life of solitude.

I'm obviously not really that good in social situations, but I'm also not really in a position where I could just disappear into my coom cave and never reamerge.

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 No.37934

>>37916

This is driving me crazy. Where is it?

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 No.37959

>>37919

Self check out at the grocery store eliminated most of my social contact.

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 No.37965

File: 08d85ab8cd51b27⋯.png (2.72 MB, 1200x1517, 1200:1517, yande_re_371273_dress_gart….png)

>>37959

i like those but they are only available in the big markets so i still have to do it the old way if i go to the closest store.. the people are almost like robots tho so its not really a big problem.. its a 0 interaction event as long as you arent paying with cash

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 No.37969

>>37910

Mean man needs hug school

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 No.37980

File: 2f7cc29b5b050b0⋯.jpg (61.75 KB, 800x600, 4:3, findthecat10.jpg)

>>37934

Maybe the cat was you all along?

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 No.37996

File: f8ecd88a8383259⋯.jpg (21.78 KB, 320x238, 160:119, 1564936204358.jpg)

I don't believe it. I think you are an annoying 4chan JIDF merchant slide thread poster. Tell the kid not to be a "crying cunt" in front of his mother. Get drunk first. The exsanguinate him like the merchants of old in a ritual.

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 No.37999

File: 47e62b387bf5c82⋯.jpg (95.03 KB, 700x933, 700:933, 1611032738379.jpg)

>>37996

I haven't used 4chan since 2018, but ok.

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 No.38033

>>37910

>>37996

>Tell the kid not to be a "crying cunt"

I feel like in 30 years Cops and Robbers will be armed with micro sized mega phones and the Robbers are gonna be armed with just louder mega phones, hurling back light insults like "You don't run well, Cop." The insult will indefinitely hurt the cops' feels, and the robber will get away.

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 No.38040

File: 6178021ed03ab24⋯.gif (1.86 MB, 600x338, 300:169, whosbob.gif)

>>38033

>indefinitely

I laft, I lost, I guess

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 No.38043

File: 5191d8a4eec8958⋯.jpg (86.58 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, gundramon1.jpg)

>>37910

>hey, you know that if your hand is bigger than your face, you're gay?

I never heard anything like that . what the fuck are you thinking OP ?

you use "joke" about sexual gender with 5 years old ? are you insane ?

maybe that is because you are porn addict . so your brain are move around these stupid things

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 No.38044

File: 068b8c3ff52c20b⋯.gif (950.72 KB, 243x280, 243:280, Spook_aint_gay.gif)

>>38043

Work a litter harder at getting into character before you post, retard.

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 No.38045

File: 6d66869998f83db⋯.jpg (21.09 KB, 450x267, 150:89, punch5.jpg)

>>38044

go fuck yourself loser

I will not listen to low class scum who have low educate and dumber than me

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 No.38046

File: 0f239cdbc35b114⋯.gif (3.19 MB, 600x450, 4:3, WW_howdy_nigger.gif)

>>38045

You're the dimbulb fruitcake pretending to be a furry homosexual from Thailand. I think it's your fault that your posting sucks so much.

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 No.38047

File: 6e13b9138e101cf⋯.jpg (106.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, randolph6.jpg)

>>38046

Worry about your own nation loser

I know how great I am . and who I really are .

unlike you . a loser with no hobbies and no wisdom . no money

what is last thing you did to make this world better ? accuse me for accuse OP for make a baby cry by stupid sex joke ?

wow very great you did

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 No.38059

File: 0ec2870277ec3cb⋯.png (238.64 KB, 831x900, 277:300, 13.png)

>>37910

hey, mag

at least they didn't catch you fucking him

I threw a football at a girl 2 yearold, just wasn't paying attention, I recommend killing dad as soon as you can if they get go after you, because in their monkey meat they feel okay killing you

>>38047

why did you hint that his nation will be at odd, then want him to make the world a better place?

oh, trying to get him to waste his time helping those that aren't his phenotype, clever ape-meat I guess, for a non-merchant

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 No.38060

>>38059

his nation will be at bad odds*

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 No.38061

File: 63b950e9e755873⋯.gif (7.01 MB, 700x394, 350:197, rabbit95.gif)

>>38059

everybody should make the world are better places no matter their nation are bad or not .

for their own karma and destiny of others

> aren't his phenotype,

how can you be sure ? genes pool are vast and complex like blue sky on the sunday . being gay too was design to give a benefit for the survive of another genes in his pools .

and I don't consider everything only in biology way but in religion way .

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 No.38068

File: 32d4aac8e4a2ea7⋯.jpg (69.34 KB, 540x628, 135:157, 32d4aac8e4a2ea72f90732cf79….jpg)

>>38061

maybe, maybe you could do more good by letting the genes that make sad and useless die off tho, or used for science

>how can you be sure ?

because If I were allowed to do tests I Could fucking prove it that is fucking how, you fucking want me to extended this shit to everyone, oh wait tho, I can't do that, if you don't look like me, you don't act like me, you and me don't value the same things, how can we share what will become heaven?

>and I don't consider everything only in biology way but in religion way .

must be fucking nice, getting your religion, without letting papa big dick god fuck you into something that could make or maintain civilization so you could enjoy getting fucked by him more

I am going to to make your religion that makes people burn themselves to stop war or something part of my femdom race fetish, pretty sure you niggers will be okay with it tho

took Melatonin, geit nite

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 No.38081

File: e4593d06cffbadf⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 1433x2024, 1433:2024, yande_re_558136_animal_ear….jpg)

>>38033

i would not even be surprised if this actually happens

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 No.38096

File: 5849c5fcbc5f650⋯.jpg (558.55 KB, 634x900, 317:450, rabbit198.jpg)

>>38068

> letting the genes that make sad and useless die off tho

no that is bad karma . and save them is good karma. plus you don't know the future . the various of genes are importance for the survive of humankind in this the fast changing age

> if you don't look like me, you don't act like me, you and me don't value the same things

Even in family tree . each member still have different faces and behaviors right ? looking only " the same as me" is not catch the whole truth of how genes in the genes pools work

>to make your religion that makes people burn themselves to stop war or something part of my femdom race fetish,

depend on their karma . they got what they deserve . America have many "clever" person like you . who think they are clever than gods. but in the end the destiny of USA is still under the order of stars anyway

Now you start to see my vast wisdom ? :)

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 No.38104

>>38096

>the various of genes are importance

that is just wrong, without genetic refinement, mutation will keep up until the populations can't do anything because they bio sludge that dies off as soon as it comes into contact with darwinian

>Even in family tree . each member still have different faces and behaviors right

depends on shit

if the family is healthy, it will arrange marriages between 3rd cousins

so yes, they would look the same, and think the same, and smell good to the female relatives that were far enough apart, indicates that the children born from this male will have a an immune system able to deal with specific diseases, thus keeping away foreign genetics, and allow the family genes to evolve and get better at dealing with harsh yet predictable ecology

>who think they are clever than gods

we killed God, now we're trying to provoke him into punishing us, I just want my Nut, and the contaninated meat provided to me isn't going to cut it, nothing to do with wanting to supplant God, I consider him one of the most useful of tools

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 No.38108

File: e80fa8e383b5cee⋯.jpg (23.71 KB, 400x298, 200:149, shaggy2.jpg)

>>38104

>mutation

it is the same with exist of various type of genes . mutation is the cause . various of genes are result . so I am not wrong . why you keep look the world in small scale ? compare to me you look like an ants while my view is view of big gods >:)

>depends on

see ? that is why I said various of genes are importance . some genes are fit with only some area.There are many example of Father who are different than son. but the son of son look like their grand father. this is how genes hide itself inside the genes pools . Gay genes can not have sons. but people still be gay anyway . why ? because it's have benefit to the genes pools so the natural selection keep it in the pool

>we killed God,

*language like hyena* no no no . you can't and never did :)

I predict the destiny of your country since 2 years ago . and you move direct into gods 's plan

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 No.38109

>>38108

>it is the same with exist

umm, no, that is like saying there is more way to solve Rubik's Cube then there are ways to get it wrong, statistically wrong, practically wrong too, because our IQ has went down 13 points for the last 200years, and the only thing we got out of it, were mutation conduits that spend their lives trying to social epistasis into being as stupid as they are

>see ?

the health of the family, fukcing mongoloid, if you have bunch of drug addicts and nigger fucking whores in your family, then your genes aren't useful, and don't need to be around

the only genetic benefit that comes from diversity, is that is yours population can deal with it OWN genetic deviance, and some will be geniuses akin to a Leonardo DaVinci, but that benefits the group, and we don't have a group anymore, so not a benefit now, fuck you

that doesn't mean, niggers welcome, retard

>you can't and never did :)

you are stupid if you don't think humans got reality under control in some ways

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 No.38113

i think some shitposting is going on here

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 No.38114

>>38109

and if your population can deal*

can't type with anger

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 No.38115

File: 6b5ed99abd43184⋯.png (49.47 KB, 200x132, 50:33, cat52.png)

>>38109

>blah blah blah

>I have no knowledge on gene pool

now I know talk with you are useless you are paranoid nazi about your own race until it's destroy your using wisdom

fine then . do believe whatever you want but remember this . in gods plan , america must be break in a few years after the next eclipse

>can't type with anger

LOL you prove my point

:)

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 No.38118

>>38115

>the Nazi will kill the white race

kekle, sure, nigger, and you think my talk is useless, your stupid ass is talking about something that died 70 years ago

think you stop other from using eugenics via being vague about the genes and while doing virtues tests

got I hate honkies

I'm not white, btw, a kind of white that 'matters' anyway

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 No.38119

>>38115

I agree about the US breaking up tho

don't need god to tell me that

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 No.38121

File: a4078c0cad143c8⋯.jpg (533.88 KB, 848x1089, 848:1089, 37_eed31e6c63.jpg)

>>38119

let's change it if you think you can " kill god" or "use him as tool"

America have many clever person right ? >:)

lol

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 No.38122

>>38121

I'll change it, but you can buy the 3 feettall blowjob Goblins, if you're a good boy, I'll let you live until we get the ASI fleet going, after that I don't know what living will be after that

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 No.38129

>>38121

Coming down a bit

You think i want to save the US

Ha

Saving anything really but the US itself, that like trying to save a tumor

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 No.38136

>>38129

some crazy people seem to like trying impossible things

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 No.38139

>>38136

not crazy tho

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