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 No.3692

Yesterday my balls got stuck in the waffle maker and my pubic hair was burnt off; How the patriarchy affects my pubes and spirituality.

So at breakfast this morning, I was talking to my dad about how the waffle maker burned off my pubic hair. My dad looked me straight in the eyes, and said: “Bernard Gerard Finckelshtein. You are not my son anymore. Every man in this family has ball hairs, and to be able to inherit my beautiful collection of food stamps, you must have ball hairs.”

He was quoting his will. I looked him straight in the eyes with tears streaming down my face, and told him: “I am a gender non-confining being, I do not need your ignorant straight white cis-scum male opinion. Oprah told me that I am the good way I am. And if you excuse me, I will go make a waffle now. Bye GUURL!!”

I walked away, swinging my luscious, all-consuming beautiful hips and my non-conforming body.

Read more at https://www.tumblr.com/blog/sappigsletje

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 No.3693

>>3692

i understand that feel bro..

my dad once massaged my nippies and i got hard

i' ve wanted to fuck my dad ever since

like, fuck my mom, that lying, cheating cumdumpster is unworthy of my dad but i dont know how to make my daddy understand even at 55 y/o he's still ripped af and hes manly chesthair i want to coress it when he fucks my boipuss i've been thinking about putting on a skirt and a padded bra to get him to penetrate his own progeny fuck his cock is like a george floyd dick on a white man i want to choke on his cum all day every day i've been getting more and more desparate with each passing day i want him to fuck me like a pig before coronavirus kills me as a boi i'd break the house rules just to get him to seeth at me later the same night i'd jerk off to the memory of him scolding me my dick got hard af every time he spanked my bare booty why was i born this way i just want daddy i just want daddy to fuck me help

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 No.3694

Is this a sonichu shitpost?

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