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File: e1edb27244cd139⋯.jpg (207.29 KB, 1728x2304, 3:4, kqgm3cstyfp21.jpg)

 No.36048

Your hypothetical future son comes up to you one day and tells you that he's a femboy now and that his two ultimate dreams are to get fuckked by 10 niggers at the same time, and to be a 4chan mod. Wat do?

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 No.36049

File: 977ad429fcca89b⋯.jpg (74.53 KB, 933x933, 1:1, 1610555225_0.jpg)

>>36048

Tell him to wear condoms and stay safe.

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 No.36051

>>36049

Idk. That sounds pretty gay to me...

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 No.36052

File: 68e6ab109c9c33f⋯.mp4 (5.39 MB, 360x640, 9:16, 68e6ab109c9c33f4708e4fb5da….mp4)

>>36051

whatya gonna do about it

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 No.36054

>>36052

She's pretty based tbh

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 No.36057

>>36048

as a parent you've got to prioritize. first things first, explain to them the cringe that 4chan has become... then the other problem should take care of itself

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 No.36058

>>36052

karen on karen violence such as this is one of the leading causes of tinnitus. diseased super spreaders.

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 No.36059

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I wanna know what would he do after his son comes home in women's clothes from school

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 No.36066

File: b673ac0860bae21⋯.jpg (62.12 KB, 446x375, 446:375, Maze_Of_Torment.jpg)

>>36048

Rape him.

If he's going to be a worthless degenerate then he'd better be ready to go all the way.

I didn't raise no half-asser.

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 No.36070

File: 8f8f7ac7cd2f7af⋯.png (169.83 KB, 1130x925, 226:185, 17.png)

if she is at an age where she is still smooth, i would support her choice, by providing experience

if at an age in OP's pic, I would tell him to get the fuck out for being a homo

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 No.36071

>>36070

this. this is the only right answer.

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 No.36087

File: 475a0b4452aa73f⋯.jpg (86.4 KB, 639x800, 639:800, C_qXsFqVoAAOtpk1.jpg)

>ultimate dreams are to get fuckked by 10 niggers at the same time

Oh god I wish that was me

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 No.36096

i would say that the parents are responsible in some way. kid would not be so retarded if he had good parents

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 No.36276

File: b99a369a1a8045b⋯.gif (553.18 KB, 600x450, 4:3, gunn_catte.gif)

>>36048

kill that faggot

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 No.36280

File: f8791ba487e576f⋯.gif (307.85 KB, 240x240, 1:1, 1602783877865.gif)

>>36048

pic rel

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 No.36286

File: 78620602299f1b2⋯.gif (1.43 MB, 360x202, 180:101, jewish_winning.gif)

>>36048

Fuck him to be honest. Neoteny is as neoteny does.

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 No.36316

>>36096

If they raped the kid or something that might contribute.

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 No.36327

>>36280

sauce?

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 No.36582

deson him, dont need a faggot as my son

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 No.36583

>>36582

i fucking misspelled disown

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 No.36587

>>36583

>deson

>disown

lol. first read that and though you were making a pun...

like, "I had to de-son that Faggot!" lol

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 No.36588

File: 78b8d0f68f5f593⋯.jpg (88.74 KB, 1075x1280, 215:256, D3CDRkzXgAEhNxl.jpg)

>>36582

maybe you shouldnt have fucked him so much when he was a kid :D

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 No.36673

>>36588

What's even the point in raising a kid if you're not gonna have a little fun now and then tho?

It can cost in excess of a million dollars to raise a child and give them a decent education. If you're not getting a bit of ass every now and then, you're a fucking cuck, nigger.

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 No.36773

>>36052

Did she forget to mention that it's merely a trade war with china to placate the stereotypical right winger's nostalgia for commie hating those slanted eye atheists due to how the tariff wars failed to take away their funding and that the righties are not afraid of a war due to china having less of a military than us and that the USA are war mongering conspirators that are just shit stirring retards salty that they have a nation that depends on basically china?

le make murka independent again

I get it, but does she see the deeper point?

One must counter propaganda with their own propaganda to change someone's mind. The first thing out of my mouth would be "oh noes 1950s again, damned chinks and their trading with us GRRRRR better put on the mask and delay orders" and something about tariffs being on the (((news))) several years in advance against china for no real reason.

>>36058

Where did they screech in the video?

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 No.36781

File: 15b5c3654bb30d9⋯.jpeg (97.26 KB, 1200x794, 600:397, proxy_image_21_.jpeg)

I'll pull out my Polaroid camera and snap a photo:

"Yep, that one's going in my cringe compilation."

He will then commit suicide out if shame.

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 No.36962

File: 3e37ff44ec17d0e⋯.jpg (83.39 KB, 853x960, 853:960, 3e37ff44ec17d0ede8b3b4f039….jpg)

>>36673

either diddle your kid or expect them to have mental retardations pick one

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 No.37053

>>36673

Like sex with too close relatives such as children is unethical hated and unnatural.There is smell that makes us not want to have sex with for example family members we can smell they are too close and are turned off by it.

Pedophilia is a grave mental illness or caused by brain damage (either through incest inbreeding or at birth).

Some people sexually abused / raped as children become child rapists themselves this is called the "vampire syndrome".

Regardless it traumatizes the victim heavily and can, most often leads to serious problems for the victim the rest of his/her life.

Also abusing a power position and the dependency a child has on his or her parent is very terrible.

Hence pedophiles are punished to heavy sentences, many many years in jail when getting caught.

So, shame on you and I hope you get caught and end up being prison raped constantly by gangs (although you just may like that, but what do I know)...

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 No.37056

>>37053

Wasn't it considered normal for children to have sex with adults in native Hawaiian culture?

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 No.37057

>>37053

Believe me friend, I'm not going to prison.

And I'm not innocent either, I'm an absolute fucking monster, if only you knew. But nonetheless I'll remain a free man. Why don't you cry about that one for a bit, faggot?

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 No.37058

>>37057

People getting away with bad stuff is a fact of life. Sometimes they don't. As long as bad people are sometimes caught and prosecuted, that is enough.

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 No.37112

>>37057

Hey, I'm straight. So take your lies elsewhere.

Then again, what do you expect from a pedophile, of course you are also liars...

And I disslike pedophiles. In fact many people want pedophiles to be killed.

As for prison I assume it depends on how the crime is punished in your country. Have you checked it out.

There are pedophiles that get away with the crime as there are people getting away with crime. But you can never be sure when committing a serious crime can you...

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 No.37113

>>37112

you

fags

really

like

doing

this

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 No.37172

>Y*kes son... that's kinda cringe.

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 No.37178

>>36327

hotline miami

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 No.37180

File: 7f740fc4ea5e6b4⋯.jpeg (162.15 KB, 1200x794, 600:397, You_re_a_faggot_000000.jpeg)

>>36781

Pic related?

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 No.37185

File: 385f2393a11d7ef⋯.jpg (14.85 KB, 210x240, 7:8, external_content_duckduckg….jpg)

>You have brought great shame on your family! Kill yourself and show that you still have some honor, I will assist you.

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 No.37187

File: c03782895b8702e⋯.jpg (258.99 KB, 789x1024, 789:1024, jews_and_age_of_consent.jpg)

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 No.37193

>>37187

Pedo cope gets the rope.

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 No.37197

>>37193

>no argument joe marries a hoe

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 No.37225

>>37187

Modern pedos are perverts who want to fuck kids like they would adults. Its not about having a family and living a pious life. Youre a grey faced shut in with no prospects who just wants to coom, what could you even offer in terms of a life?

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 No.37281

>>37225

what prospects? everything has already been done so you can either take it easy and ignore the consumerist lifestyle that the merchant wants you to embrace, or you can work your ass off to make the merchant happy and in the end die and be forgotten just like that neet who enjoyed his life instead instead of being a worthless pawn in the broken system

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