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File: 126438e4ba55cc2⋯.jpeg (33.75 KB, 500x556, 125:139, images_3_.jpeg)

 No.33268

I have to get a sperm analysis done because my wife isn't getting pregnant. You have to wank into a little container. Wife will probably do it for me, but I want to be sure there's a big load.

Any tips on how to make it big?

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 No.33269

Just because your retarded wife wants a fucking kid doesn't mean you have to go along with it. Be a man and say no ffs.

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 No.33272

>>33269

I'm all good to have a kid though. I already have 2. This will be #3

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 No.33276

File: 6d013da54001517⋯.jpg (321.17 KB, 400x842, 200:421, shanamodel.jpg)

>>33272

2 already, you sure it's not her cooch that's dried up?

how old are you both?

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 No.33278

>>33268

Tell her to do a handstand.

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 No.33282

Vegetable oil in your diet damaged your sperm. No more junk food!

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 No.33291

>>33282

I am recently vegan, this worries me

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 No.33294

File: 04211e621028347⋯.png (61.56 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 04211e621028347db765588941….png)

>>33291

I can't believe you fell for the vegan meme. Turn around before it's too late, m8.

>>33268

Edging is the answer. If you suck at it remember to not push your luck. Do it every few hours before you have to give them your sample.

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 No.33336

>>33291

kek. You done goofed.

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 No.33343

File: 288ba5bd2a98311⋯.jpg (72.07 KB, 712x491, 712:491, WEBPAGE_20191008_044945.jpg)

>>33268

Lots of pineapple or the juice, celery and L-ceruline.

Also, edging.

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 No.33404

>>33291

that... that might have something to do with it

I know it makes you retarded by not providing the fat your brain needs

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