No.33268
I have to get a sperm analysis done because my wife isn't getting pregnant. You have to wank into a little container. Wife will probably do it for me, but I want to be sure there's a big load.
Any tips on how to make it big?
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No.33269
Just because your retarded wife wants a fucking kid doesn't mean you have to go along with it. Be a man and say no ffs.
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No.33272
>>33269
I'm all good to have a kid though. I already have 2. This will be #3
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No.33276
>>33272
2 already, you sure it's not her cooch that's dried up?
how old are you both?
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No.33278
>>33268
Tell her to do a handstand.
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No.33282
Vegetable oil in your diet damaged your sperm. No more junk food!
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No.33291
>>33282
I am recently vegan, this worries me
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No.33294
>>33291
I can't believe you fell for the vegan meme. Turn around before it's too late, m8.
>>33268
Edging is the answer. If you suck at it remember to not push your luck. Do it every few hours before you have to give them your sample.
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No.33336
>>33291
kek. You done goofed.
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No.33343
>>33268
Lots of pineapple or the juice, celery and L-ceruline.
Also, edging.
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No.33404
>>33291
that... that might have something to do with it
I know it makes you retarded by not providing the fat your brain needs
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