No.32391
In a landslide the dried up wop from cali is out and the quickly aging bartender/lawyer hispanic/juden justlikeyou/betterthanyou Ocasio-Cortez has been elected speaker of the house.
Ocasio-Cortez and Kamala Harris has opened a shared "onlyboxfans" account and will use the proceeds to pay down the deficit while joe engages in cardio vascular activity.
____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32392
Ocasio-Cortez first order of business is to set minumum wage at 20.50$ an hour and make her boyfriend sergeant at arms of the house.
Pelosi says she plans to enjoying spending more time with the bottle.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32393
Chuck Schumer has been caught insides McConnel's vandalised home sniffing dirty laundry. When reached for comment Schumer issued a statement, "I love the chocolate of powerful men."
All jokes aside, schumer needs to go as well. ZOG can find better henchmen
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32394
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32395
>>32392
that, codpiece, covered in sparkles
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32425
dang it, it looks like we have to wait another year for donkey leadership, pelosi still owns the swamp and gets all the onions
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32458
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32678
slid my nuts in your ass.
BOOYAH!
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32719
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32900
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32903
No she didn't, Nancy Pelosi did.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.32914
>>32903
its discrimination against donkeies I tell ya
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.33383
>>32391
how many bricks did aoc shat when a real peoples movement was close to her office building?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.