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File: e145ca5be68c28f⋯.jpg (19 KB, 700x700, 1:1, C07_UC3314.jpg)

 No.28953

What if you have a friend in prison would you smuggle this in to the prison?

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 No.28956

>>28953

kys fag

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 No.28959

Ok then what is you opinion on this weapon?

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 No.28990

Sneak that up my ass.

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 No.29088

File: c29f828a6ae7ddb⋯.mp4 (6.56 MB, 640x360, 16:9, BludgeoningAngelDokuroChan.mp4)

OPs pic reminds me of this...

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 No.29176

File: 2b7a85b1505727a⋯.png (524.47 KB, 994x632, 497:316, 4qv_ud18_kB64q8W4C4CyFd1ac….png)

The irony of jail is that if every inmate acted nice to each other, jail would be a nice place to stay. You could go out in the yard and play basketball with your friends, or sit around joking and telling stories, and going to jail would just feel like a vacation. The only thing that makes jail bad is the people themselves. If I went to jail I would start a happiness and positivity gang, and eventually everyone would because a part of it and jail would be fun.

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 No.29179

File: 93a15f2d8a649a2⋯.jpg (64.81 KB, 600x750, 4:5, 1496505728839.jpg)

>>28959

I always have one under my bed in case of a nigger break-in.

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 No.29180

File: 83e232617da8b4c⋯.jpg (169.28 KB, 608x608, 1:1, 20201224_020236.jpg)

>>29176

You're thinking of prison, pal. Even prison has plenty of normal people because they made a lot of nonviolent crimes felonies, but jail has even more normal people than prison.

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 No.29182

>>29180

I wasn't aware there's any difference between a jail, prison, penitentiary, correctional institution, and whatever other words there are for it.

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 No.29184

File: d0892a53e557aa4⋯.jpg (99.76 KB, 431x432, 431:432, 20201224_015632.jpg)

>>29182

In the US, prison is for holding people with sentences longer than a year (felonies by default) and jails are for shorter than that.

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 No.29191

>>29184

Ah okay. Like the jail cells in police stations.

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 No.29455

>>29184

one time i did sex with a gril who had drawn on eyebrows like pic related. half way into the sex one of her eyebrows started melting from sweat and smudged and ran down the side of her face and i starting laughing a little but but was too embarrassed to directly tell her why.

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 No.29568

>>29455

>girl

okay, faggot

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 No.29604

>>29184

that and pre-trial detention

in fact, lots of people charged with serious crimes will purposely delay their trials for years and years since conditions in jail are better than prison. so, they wind up staying for a lot longer than a year, but it doesn't matter since when they're finally convicted, they get credit for time served, anyway.

it's one of the reasons that our jails and prisons are overcrowded

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