>>23829
<I’ve also found black porn on his computer
>Be me, 16 years or so back
>sister-in-law is far from my favorite entity, but I hate her soycuck (now ex) husband even more, if that's possible
>wife volunteers me to take a look at their computer, which is running slow
>we go over and I sit down
>I check a few things, then tell them that this might take awhile
>wife and her sister go downstairs to gab about shit I don't care about
>fucking muppet of a brother-in-law is out doing something, perhaps farming soybeans or sucking a dude off
>left to my own devices, I immediately fix the problem, then spend the rest of the time crawling through the hard drive
>SEARCH: *.jpg
>tons and tons of black chicks, and we aren't talking guilty-pleasure-mullatos-shading-to-white, we're talking Wesley Snipes' darker sister shit, here.
>notevensurprised.png
>SEARCH: *.mpg
>Oh, you sick little fuck
>gigabytes of ugly gorillas getting railed by skinny human dudes
>mfw
>delete everything, secure in the knowledge that he'll never come looking for vengeance because 1) he's my bitch, now, and 2) his favorite drink is a Cum & Soy Latte from Starcucks
>finish up and head downstairs
>"Is it fixed?"
>"Yeah, I had to clean up some temp folder stuff that was slowing you down, plus I defragged the hard drive so you should notice a BIG difference."
>"Thanks! Can I pay you?"
>"Oh, no, the pleasure was all mine."
>Get the wife out to the car and on the road before Soylent Peen shows up and starts screaming