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File: 046906a846ec426⋯.jpg (60.33 KB, 660x990, 2:3, 1422020_jeffrey_toobin_1_j….jpg)

 No.21096

Any of you faglords jackoff at work?.

>you have jobs to begin with

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 No.21268

>>21096

only women do that, wagie

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 No.21304

File: 2f283c1fd10c035⋯.jpg (33.65 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 8852e9e57abbb6865a7ba82ab8….jpg)

I used to sneak off and rub one out in the bathroom at my shitty retail and office jobs. helped the slow days pass by.

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 No.21435

You gotta stay relaxed.

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 No.21450

File: 70cc316c97df476⋯.png (440.99 KB, 438x452, 219:226, man_camelot331_o_face.png)

>>21096

>Any of you faglords jackoff at work?.

Only once.

>19-year-old female co-worker

>butterface

>that body, tho

>sweet kid, with a kid's naivety, so basically think of her as mentally-challenged to short out my libido when dealing with her

>works, and I don't think of her that way again

>one day comes in dressed what I can only describe as boner-fuel

>tight low-rider pants, tits on display in push-up bra under tight sweater

>I have no idea what the special occasion was, but I could feel the libido-lock shatter

>my computer faces towards where she is working on collating a bunch of booklets for a client

>she leans over

>dat ass

>she picks up some dropped papers

>dem tits

>at one point she stretches and I can see her navel and the underboobs covered in some lingerie-like bra

>mfw

>go to filthy, single-toilet employee bathroom, triple-check the lock, and quietly beat my dick like I caught it trying to start a muslim grooming-gang in England

>come back out after I've made sure that my absterged member is clean of all cum smells

>sit down and resume work with post-nut clarity

>10 minutes later, she drops a pen or something, showing me her cleavage

>mfw

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