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File: d16b3446eab8a74⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1024x1024, 1:1, Sneed_s_ass_crushing_Floyd….png)

 No.19231

Imagine dying like this.

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 No.19238

S

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 No.19240

File: 3fed4c7da366f74⋯.gif (3.43 MB, 240x240, 1:1, 3fed4c7da366f74a3fa37ff400….gif)

s

s

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 No.19241

n

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 No.19242

>His lungs ache as he desperately gasps for air to no avail

>His vision becomes blurred and darkness closes in around him

>In a final effort he manages to utter his last words:

<I CAN'T SNEED!

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 No.19286

File: fd4edbb5e32b51b⋯.png (335.29 KB, 499x382, 499:382, 1603765324149.png)

Sneed and Chuck entered the Nigger Annihilator 3000, lights and screens whirring to life as they settled into their life's work. "Well well" said Chuck, entering the final sequence codes. "Look at the niggers pulling up to our fancy American annihilation field." Suddenly every nigger in the world was teleported in front of them, covering the isolated plain for miles and miles. "Pardon us" said Sneed, firing up the laser cannons and nanoblades. Without warning, the NA3K fired off tactical nuclear weapons, targeted at the perimeter of the nigger slaughter field, ensuring none would escape. The mech began moving, as Sneed and Chuck began inputting commands. Miniguns tore niggers to shreds, lasers vaporised entire villages worth. The monstrous machine projected a barrier around itself, disintegrating anyone who it flew near. Tactical destructo-discs and anti-personnel nanobots spread across the field, putting the works of Hitler, Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot combined to shame. Chain lightning fried one million niggers in an instant, and in the next weather manipulation devices rained acid down on another million. Finally, they flew out into outer space and unsheathed PETUNIA VI, their ultimate weapon. "Ultimate Attack: Park Avenue Manicure!" they yelled in unison as they blasted the field from orbit using their superweapon, killing every single "person" with a single drop of nigger blood in an instant. It was a beautiful day, but Sneed and Chuck hadn't even brought out the Kikestompter Omega yet...

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 No.19295

>>19286

Breonna Tylor got shot by one of them.

SNIGGA

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 No.19313

>>19231

hanging with Mr. Hooper

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 No.19724

File: 0f3719dd29eb677⋯.jpg (608.19 KB, 2300x3064, 575:766, Sweetest_of_Princes.jpg)

Imagine never having truly lived.

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 No.19797

>>19231

God I wish that were me.

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 No.19811

>>19724

God I wish that were me.

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 No.20002

File: a55dab6c38906e3⋯.jpg (266.59 KB, 1000x670, 100:67, typical_btards.jpg)

>run every race like it's your last

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 No.20010

File: ed035809deda879⋯.png (681.72 KB, 1024x1030, 512:515, 1596827050724.png)

I'm pickle nig

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 No.20137

File: ec90b7f26e42509⋯.jpg (21.02 KB, 500x384, 125:96, simpsons_fat_tony_rage.jpg)

>>20010

>ifunny

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 No.20142

File: 1aaf75f143c9cdb⋯.jpg (220.11 KB, 1080x1225, 216:245, 1aaf75f143c9cdb4cab37c8677….jpg)

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 No.20224

File: 8537c57928f984d⋯.webm (1.9 MB, 360x360, 1:1, Nigger_Rick_SBlQ9Fd41AQ.webm)

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 No.20568

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