>be me>hooked nose, 5'2 manlet, recessive jaw, Steve Buscemi eyes>all women that cross my path feels nothing but disgust by my appearance >turns 30>still kissless and virgin>since I'm still living in the boomer era all my relatives start believin

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 01:25:09 No.1909

>be me

>hooked nose, 5'2 manlet, recessive jaw, Steve Buscemi eyes

>all women that cross my path feels nothing but disgust by my appearance

>turns 30

>still kissless and virgin

>since I'm still living in the boomer era all my relatives start believing I'm either gay or mentally handicapped

>depression kicks in stronger than ever

>try to get some sleep like I do every day

>weird dream starts

>hear a voice hard to describe as male or female speaking in a language I've never heard before, but oddly I could comprehend the meaning of some words

>I was slowly getting used to the strange dialect of the voice and in his last sentence I figured out everything perfectly

>"the defective seed shall never sprout outside the garden of RuiK-NaiN, and only by the hand of the gardener Tol-liE RegdoR the mighty tree will be born out of it" that is what the voice said

>finally able to see myself inside the dream

>the sky was seafoam green with orange spear-shaped clouds

>I was next to huge cliff that was at least 650 foot tall

>the vegetation both over and under the cliff looked extra-terrestrial in appearance, with trees having arachnid-like over-ramified trunks with leaves that would range from purple, pink and blue in color

>I heard once that you can only see places you saw in the real life in dreams, but I'm sure as hell I've never seen anything like this before, not even in movies

>suddenly, the thing appeared

>it's hideousness was only barely describable

>the top of the head had hundreds of phallic tentacles that would cover part of the face like hair

>the eyes were two pairs of slug-like antennae with googly eyes on the tip of each one, the pupils were also blurred like the ones of some rare species of frog

>the body was vaguely humanoid but not less disgusting, entirely covered with protuberances shaped like human breasts, the arms were extremely thin in comparison of the body and had only 2 fingers with long sharp claws on the tip of each one, I couldn't even see if the thing had legs

>but the most hideous trait was the mouth, the shape was like a diamond with one huge fang on each one of the 4 corners and several small tentacles in the inner skin of the mouth, which as a whole was 2 times bigger than the rest of the head like some kind of mutated pelican, the tongue was not visible

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 01:26:12 No.1910

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>>1909

>a xenomorph-like second mouth was coming out of the external mouth, it had red human-like lips and it was connected to the body by a huge trunk-like organ

>then it happened

>the thing kissed me

>I see the vision of place, and unlike the odd landscape I was, it was a place I've seen before

>it was an abandoned industrial shed located in the least populated district in my city

>I wake up

>went to the bathroom, took a huge piss and washed my face

>stay awake for at least 30 minutes straight, the shock from the dream was so strong that gave me insomnia

>unlike other dreams I had in my life, the memory was still clear as the day, like if it was real life experience

>I became so nervous I decided to drive a little to see if my temperament would get better

>it was 02:00 AM, I was driving with no heading in mind through the city

>when suddenly I got close to the location of my dream, the abandoned industrial shed

>maybe if I see what is inside of it I will feel better, I said to myself

>I took the lantern I had inside my car to light up the way

>I passed through a rusted iron door in the entrance that couldn't even be locked anymore

>the inner space was just a huge open room full of boxes of defective products never sold, but there was also a small corridor in the side of the room opposed to where I was

>as I get close to it I start hearing some weird noises

>it was a ceaseless drum playing along with some indescribable human screeching

>I want to go away, but my curiosity leads me even further

>I finally reach the end of the corridor, where I can hear with clarity the singing and screeching of the people inside, it was the same dialect of the hideous creature from my dream

>I walk in

>some cult-like shit was happening inside the industrial shed

>3 circles of people were performing some kind of weird ritual

>the first composed of tenths of people, both men and women, naked walking on their hands and knees with their index fingers sticked inside of each other anuses, there were all kinds of human faces on it but the only thing they all had in common is that they were all unattractive, just like me

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 01:26:58 No.1911

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>>1910

>the second circle was far smaller, only 8 hooded figures beating the drums ceaselessly

>the final circle only had 4 people and they were also hooded, all the 4 were using shovels to throw coal inside a huge clay oven that was attached to some statue on the top of it

>and the worst of all, the statue looked like an archaic version of the hideous thing from my dream, it also had 4 rectangular holes in the chest to allow the smoke to go out

>suddenly, I finally feel calmer, it was like I was hearing the soothing singing of a loving mother even though I still knew the whole thing was chaotic as hell

>I jump over the first circle, it was easy since they were all bent over, none of them even appeared to notice me

>I walk through the second circle, they also didn't seem to be bothered with my presence

>I reach the final circle

>I'm now in a state of pure bliss, like if all negative emotions had left my body all at once

>now I'm only barely conscious, standing still in front of the flames of the oven

>I instinctively deliver a brief speech

>"THE DEFECTIVE SEED IS READY TO SPROUT", I say

>the hooded figures all hit their shovels in my back at the same time, throwing me inside the oven

>the last thing I hear before being consumed by the fire are all the cultists shouting at once the same words the hideous thing said in my dream in the same indescribable dialect

>the fire engulfing me didn't felt painful at all, instead it was like both my mind and body were in a state of pure orgasm, like if I finally realized the dream of laying in the bed with the perfect woman I always desired to find some day

>time skip, it is now 2015

>all those memories come back while I am alive once more in a new incarnation

>I am not a despicable-looking man anymore, but I'm now a beautiful maiden

>I create a instagram account to post my pics

>I quickly reunite I huge number of followers attracted to my stunning beauty

>in 2018 I create a patreon account to sell my photo sets to my followers

>few months later I'm already making over 150k dollars per month

>yfw I'm a officially a millionaire now

>My name is Belle Delphine

>and Tol-liE RegdoR shall be praised

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 02:22:41 No.1917

>>1911

Not gonna read any of this but god damn 6 figures a month? Money for nothing and dicks for free

Too bad she has like fuckin herpes and is all around disgusting

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 02:43:30 No.1919

>>1911

Cool story bro

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 02:44:10 No.1920

>>1917

Meh herpes are just cold sores. Wont stop me from ravaging her cunt if she wants my sexy 9inch bull cockadoodle do!

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 03:03:53 No.1924

>>1920

You know the word cunt evokes the idea of a relatively tight and tidy box. Something tells me this gal has motherfuckin flaps

Hope you like roast beef gyros

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 03:20:23 No.1928

>>1924

We never heard of her having a partner so maybe she is still a virgin

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 03:23:40 No.1929

>>1928

A. She has herpes. Do the quick maths

B. She claimed to have a boyfriend who even helped her make her videos. Even I know that and I only looked into this turbowhore for 10 minutes to see why she's popular

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 05:57:57 No.1962

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>>1924

I love me a roast beef gyro and will happily lick the ranch dressing out of her lady meat

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 12:26:09 No.1989

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Why can't girls stay this age forever?

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 13:09:18 No.1996

>>1989

idk... isn't there some dank cavernous deepestweb board you can ask this question on?

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 13:19:03 No.1997

>>1989

she wore the starbucks shirt twice. doesnt she have even four different shirts to wear?

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Anonymous 06/27/20 (Sat) 17:18:49 No.2050

>>1989

They do. It's just you that keeps getting older.

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