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 No.166071

Sheepland is a First World country in Europe. It is not in the EU, or any international alliances. It maintains a nonaligned stance. Unlike the rest of the world, Sheepland has no criminal justice system. Wolves are funneled as assets for the Dtate. Once wolves are captured, their abilities are used to serve the state for the greater good. They are paid the same as Sheep, actually even more because their jobs are scarce. The Sheepland millitary and police have no sheep. Only wolves have the abilities to take on those roles.

Every Sheep Act is legal in Sheepland. A Sheep Act is an Act that puts someone above the law of social cooperation, and is a rule most people cannot break under the same circumstances and the same desire. Only Wolves can be punished. The Sheepland Constitution guarantees the State, The Sheep, can never be a Wolf. No death penalty, no euthanasia. Things that are legal in Sheepland that aren't legal in the rest of the world are Copyright Infringement, Possession and Distribution of C-P, Possession and distribution of Animal Crushing vi-deos, Death threats, Minor family violence, and Harassment. For every new law passed, Sheep can volunteer to test the law. If a Sheep breaks a law no other or most Sheep can, they are declared a wolf. Sheepland has a lottocracy system, which ensures that Sheep get to hold public office. There are no cars in Sheepland. They use ships and a railway system. There are private railways. All drugs, including alcohol, knives, bug sprays, UPFs, dish soap, hand sanitizers, protests, are criminal offenses. Corporations engineered alternatives for cleaning and hygeine purposes. There are no loopholes for illegal drugs.

Corporations usually get their CEOs from people on the Wolf Registry. The legal adult age in Sheepland is 13. Sheepland has universal healthcare and autopsies. They have a direct tax system where you choose what you want to pay for. If you opt out of the Healthcare system, you will not receive free Healthcare. The State is not secular, it is atheist. Religion isn't technically banned nor restricted, because it is a Sheep act. Most of the population is atheist.

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 No.166079

>>166071

In Sheepland, it is legal to file a false report on a government site. The Wolves are good at checking if it is real or not. It is legal to falsely call/text emergency services because Wolves will be sent to confirm if the event actually happened. Sheep acts improve technological progression, not leave it stagnet. Citizens of Sheepland love helping the government identify Wolves. Sheepland champions low government intervention in the private sector.

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 No.166127

>>166071

Sheepland does not accept refugees. Less than 1% of the population is an immigrant. If a foreign national commits a crime, they are immediately deported with no punishment. Firearms are illegal in Sheepland. The Sheepland Sheep is pegged 2:1 to the USD.

>A Sheep Act is an Act that puts someone above the law of social cooperation, and is a rule most people cannot break under the same circumstances and the same desire.

It's meant to be a Wolf Act not a Sheep Act.

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 No.166134

>>166071

Acts that are legal in Sheepland are often Sheep Acts. Sheep can commit Sheep Acts. Only Wolves can commit Sheep Acts and Wolf Acts. The status of a Wolf is innate. They have a brain so different from Sheep that they belong to a completely different category. Wolves can only be forced into government jobs, because they are the only ones that are capable of committing Sheep Acts. In Sheepland, our logical system accepts Hypocrisy, Lies, and Circular Reasoning, all as an excellent survival mechanism. They are not flaws. They are how the system works. Everyone is presumed a Sheep, it's a matter of guesswork. A wolf reveals their true colors when they are caught committing a Wolf Act. Wolves are surgeons, lawyers, pilots, and chefs. Those are Wolf Acts. Sheep are teachers, servers, and nurses. Those are Sheep Acts.

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 No.166161

>>166071

Most people in Sheepland are Sheep.

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 No.166162

Is this the board where they replaced JEWS by WOLVES?

Yes, it is.

All-in with the WOLVES.

I support the wolves. May the sheep be eaten.

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 No.166163

>>166162

Wolves are evil. Wolves terrorize Sheep.

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 No.166164

Knives are banned. What about forks? Is anything allowed tbat can perforate human skin? Why do we need new alternatives for hygenic products? Is hand soap banned? What about shampoo? If so, what is so different about the alternatives that they re allowed? Is Aspirin legal? Is anaesthesia legal? How are surgeries performed when knives are illegal?

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 No.166166

>>166164

Knives that can stab are illegal. Forks are legal in some forms. No hygiene product should cause death with the exception of an overdose. Aspirin and anesthesia are legal. All surgeons are wolves and may use the appropriate tools theyneed.

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 No.166169

>>166166

So why is dish soap illegal?

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 No.166170

>>166169

Dish soap is a typo for bleach. Dish soap is legal to possess in Sheepland because it is harmless. Bleach is illegal to possess. Any spray with ammonia is illegal to possess.

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 No.166237

>>166071

Sheepland is safer than Iceland.

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 No.166252

>>166237

safety is the ultimate priority.....nobody wants an unsafe society....

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 No.166259

>>166252

Wolves cause an unsafe society. Some wolves are scared of other wolves.

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 No.166275

>>166259

why would anyone want an unsafe society?

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 No.166278

>>166275

Wolves want to make society unsafe because it gives them the ultimate advantage in life. If a wolf wants to save money, they steal. If they dislike someone, they assault the person.

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 No.166420

>>166071

Sheepland law enforcement are good at capturing wolves.

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 No.166421

>>166420

Sheepland law enforcement officers who are wolves are good at capturing other wolves.**

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 No.166423

>>166278

i don't understand why anyone would engage in illegal and unsafe activities.....

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 No.166424

>>166423

Sheep get a good and bad feeling when they commit a sheep act that's technically illegal.

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 No.166430

>>166424

do you think i am a sheep or wolf?

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