1. Make a blog (chicks dig guys who can write)
2. Post a bunch of stuff about how you're always out doing wicked gnarly stuff, like parasailing or downhill biking.
3. Befriend lots of ladies on instagram and facebook and twitter and pintrest.
4. Rate every ass you see on a scale of 1-6, but use 10 as the pretend scale.
5. Wear a hat. And not some grubby old baseball cap, I mean a real hat like a Stetson or a Kangol
6. Get a Subaru, and make sure every babe can hear you from at least 2 miles (3.2km) away. Usually you'll need to run an open manifold and a really loud stereo system at the same time for maximum effect.
7. Pretend like you can't into English. Like, yo, call errbuddy dawg n sheet.
8. Don't pay no attention to the obvious weeping sores on your new lady, she just got a hormone thing, it's that time udda month.
9. Keep your eyes on your phone. Never know when some other tart is going to message your ass, yo, dawg!