TOP 5 REASONS TO DATE A METH-FREAK:
REASON #1 ~ METH-HEADS EXPERIENCE 'METH-RAGE, AND WE TEND TO BE MORE VIOLENT AND AGGRESSIVE THAN THE AVERAGE NON-METH-SMOKING JOE.
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE A METH-HEAD BY YOUR SIDE WHEN SHIT GOES DOWN?
REASON #2 ~ METH IS AN #APRHRODISIAC; IT MAKES US HORNY ALL THE TIME, ALWAYS READY TO GO, AND IT GIVES US AN ENERGY BOOST USE TO FUCK YOU HARDER.
REASON #3 ~ 'TINA' FREAKS NEVER SLEEP, WHICH MEANS IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT, THAT IS 8 HOURS WE COULD USE TO GET SHIT DONE WHILE E'RYONE SLEEPING.
REASON #4 ~ METH GENERALLY KEEPS US SLIM, AND MOST OF US METH-FREAKS BOAST A LEAN, WELL-DEFINED PHYSIQUE.
REASON #5 ~ METH SPEEDS UP SOME OF OUR THOUGHT PROCESSES AND ALLOWS US TO CONCENTRATE AND FOCUS. IN SOME RESPECTS, IT IS A MENTAL PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG THAT ALLOWS US TO THIN QUICKER AND MORE EFFICIENTLY THAN OUR SOBER COUNTERPARTS.
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I THINK Y'ALL NEED A 'METH-MAN' IN Y'ALL LIFE.