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File: 2da8878938552cb⋯.jpg (455.22 KB,1920x1080,16:9,exploited_outdated_PHP_cod….jpg)

 No.121635

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 No.121637

File: 148ccb21f05b2d3⋯.jpg (373.28 KB,1024x1024,1:1,2025_04_11_07_16_09_521_04….jpg)

>>121635

congratulations! I'm reporting your thread to the FBI

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 No.121638

>>121635

I hope you realize you just committed a federal offense, and I desperately hope you think I'm joking about reporting you to the Federal Bureau of investigation

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 No.121639

>>121635

OMFGZZZ

op who gives a shit. let 4chan die already holy fuck.

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 No.121660

>>121639

I couldn't possibly care any less about 4chan

I simply want OP investigated by federal law enforcement

So I reported his stupid fucking ass

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 No.121664

>>121660

nigger forget the feds they're all getting shipped off to iran.

its just us now. we take matters into our own hands.

and you're being a nigger right now OP.

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 No.121687

>>121664

nope.

The FBI is still up and running just fine

OP committed a federal offense today

That's the only thing law enforcement cares about

was there a violation of the law? YES

That's all they need

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 No.121688

>>121635

I don't work for law enforcement.

I'm a professional illustrator, not a law enforcement officer.

however, I've reported you to the Federal Bureau of investigation today

https://www.ic3.gov

I'm not saying that I'm having you arrested.

I'm not the one who makes those decisions.

I'm simply the one thatreportedyou.....

So I can't promise you'll be arrested

But I definitely CAN promise:

You are going to be investigated by the FBI

they'll make the determination what to do with you after the investigation

you'd be an idiot to assume I'm lying

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 No.121690

>>121635

And I quite literally don't give a flying fuck whether you're in the United States or not

......... That's not my problem

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 No.121692

>>121635

Your location is YOUR problem

not mine

along with several other problems:

like everything downloaded on your hard drive

Like all of your internet searches

like the subpoenaing of your mother's internet service provider records

Like going through every computer and phone in your house, including your mother's

You've got a lot of problems now

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 No.121816

File: 2c0540b33d376ac⋯.jpg (206.68 KB,2000x2000,1:1,1744316872717816.jpg)

>>121637 (You)

>>121638 (You)

>>121660 (You)

>>121687 (You)

>>121688 (You)

>>121692 (You)

>>121690 (You)

You sound salty. I think you should take a chill pill.

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 No.122309

File: a48f434baff2099⋯.jpg (40.87 KB,741x568,741:568,1738815396275110.jpg)

>>121635

> virus scan fails

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 No.122314

File: 07de8ff32d3c02a⋯.jpg (62.97 KB,603x779,603:779,20241130_203424.jpg)

Fake and gay, just like OP

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 No.122337

>>121688

Nobody cares nigger

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 No.122394

>>121638

whats the offense?

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 No.122455

>>121687

Why are you such a massive faggot?

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 No.122707

>>121635

>over half of all posters from /pol/ originated from israel (twice as many as the US and more than all other countries COMBINED)

>the majority of moderators and admins registered with .gov and .edu addresses

No wonder that pile of steaming rat shit was overrun by spammers, feds, and niggers everywhere. Literal government run and fed controlled hellhole. Good riddance.

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 No.122726

fyi the reason 4chan is down is because some random glow nigger rage quit after getting btfo multiple times.

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 No.122732

File: a4bf5a1fa200b48⋯.jpeg (80.24 KB,720x900,4:5,glowing_answer.jpeg)

>>121688

finally you are no longer pretending to be a user here

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 No.122746

>>122707

Those stats were faked you stupid nigger.

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 No.123234

File: a9ac72656d40997⋯.jpg (549.97 KB,2160x2160,1:1,1739061048966268.jpg)

>>122455

>>122394

You brought it on yourself, junior.

Play with the pussy, you get fucked.

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 No.123278

>>123234

can you not traumatize the people who came here with the most disgusting rapists on earth (government people) after their entire universe collapsed? just take a break and accompany your boss to the furry convention.

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 No.123291

File: 795d488384985a0⋯.jpg (6.27 KB,250x220,25:22,1630731505784.jpg)

>>122707

>Over HALF registered

>open email leak file

>ctrl F

>3 .edu addresses

>0 .gov addresses

Are you fucking retarded or are you just lying through your toothless mouth?

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 No.123295

>>123291

You're a lying JEW, Rabbi.

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 No.123305

>>122726

Explain...

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 No.123306

File: 54be973fc00d1af⋯.jpg (163.9 KB,1280x720,16:9,mpv_shot0002.jpg)

>>123295

>Hotwheels

IS IT REALLY YOU?

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 No.123326

>>123295

>Generic automated bot response

Thanks rabbi!

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