why do all image boards have to suck so badly anymore, fix your shit you slack-jawed wastes of space
Dear sweet fuck how the hell does anybody still bother with 4ailchan? I just tried to post some shit because I got a bad case of the feels right now and it won't STFU and go away until I release the pressure by vomiting it up on someone else, and like: wait 2 minutes to reply, type in captcha, "lel nope wrong captcha try again after 3 fucking seconds", repeat 4 or 5 times before I throw my hands in the air and give the fuck up, and was about to give up on this shit site too because of your stupid fucking captcha too – "sorry your message was too long" F#$@!#%$ FUCK YOU I'M GONNA POST TO SOME-FUCKING-BODY I CAN'T JUST LET THIS SHIT GO IF I COULD SWALLOW MY OWN SHIT AND NOT BE BOTHERED I FUCKING WOULD FUCK YOU ALL, WHY DO IMAGE BOARDS HAVE TO SUCK SO HARD NOW, WHY DOES THE WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET HAVE TO BE SO SHITTY AND STUPID AND LAME ANYMORE, WHY ARE WE ALL ALLOWING CORPO CLOWN-WORLD HELL TO RULE US ALL
Anyway, here's a couple big bitch whine screeds and you can just hide thread and move on if you don't wanna read /r9k/ style pissing and moaning:
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Better to be a fat woman than a fat man. Obese bitches get laid on Tinder all the time, they're guaranteed to have sex any time they like, women have sex with who they like and men have sex with who they can. And while it is time-consuming to lose weight, it's worth it and you'll set your sails for life on easy-mode even more so than you already do.
Be thankful you were born with a hole and not a pole, thereby free of judgement and labels and everybody cares about you and wants the best for you instead of considering you worth less than dirt who should just die and nobody gives a crap what you think or do, you all can just do whatever you please without the constraints of reason and accountability, nobody is gonna call you a geek or a loser if you cosplay or play video games, hell by virtue of being female you decide whether or not video games and cosplay is a geek activity or a high social status venture!
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Long rant ahead on feeling guilty for being a geek loser who likes video games
Full title / tl;dr summary:
On being crippled by shame, guilt, self-doubt, and self-hatred for being a low-value nerd who likes video games, anime, less popular music genres like heavy metal, and other "loser activities" instead of self-improving, making money, and getting laid like a normal "real man" should.
I hate when I'm trying to engage in some fun but pointless waste of time like video games or anime or youtube – and my brain will not STFU, I'm flooded with distracting background thoughts, when I'm trying to concentrate.
And it's worst when I'm attempting to have fun and pass the time on a stereotypical "loser activity" like anime or video games, where I'm pulled between the cognitive dissonance of "yeah, you're a low-value male doing a low-value male activity, lol, you could make the choice to suck less and make money and get laid but no, you've chosen to suck and fail and do it all wrong, to waste your one life on stupid crap like watching anime and playing video games instead of being normal and having a girlfriend and staying far from lady-repellent geek activities like a real man should, that you have such poor taste that you can't even enjoy REAL art and REAL culture you common-taste philistine profligate, that you wouldn't even bother with entertainment at all if you'd just adopt the sigma grindset and put your nose to the grindstone and work hard at self-improvement, of becoming the strongest version of yourself, of being both the marble and the sculptor – even though you can't take any of it with you and you're fated to rot in the ground like any other stupid and pointless animal who went through all the trouble of survival for no reason, all traces of your existence will be gone forever in less than a century, even the universe is gonna die some day so why bother at all"
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(the body was too long GOD DAMN IT FIX YOUR SHIT ADMINS WHY DO YOU SUCK AND FAIL EVEN MORE THAN I DO)
the fuck you mean "flood detected" you won't let me post you worthless fail site admins fix your sht
>You won't die from never having sex silly
You're wrong. Yes, you will. Sex and love are right there next to food, water, sleep, and shelter as our basic physiological and psychological needs for a reason. Quit trying to share your self-delusional justifications for being a low-value male loser like a crab inna bucket and face reality.
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It's been proven by studies: you go without, you die several years early from all those health consequences (mental, physical, emotional) of being alone and unloved all your life. Solitude is more lethal than chain-smoking or morbid obesity.
But disregarding science and taking a philosophical stab: decades of living on the front-row of deep despair because nobody's at your side just sucks, man. Barely worth all the effort of surviving when you have no one to bring with you, no one to appreciate you and yours but yourself. A difference like masturbation or sex with the one you love and who loves you, for several reasons. We are souls made of love, made for love, love is the soul's sole sustenance. We weren't designed, we didn't grow from the earth, for solitary existence.
"Having something in common with someone isn't something you have, it's something you make, together." –F. Scott Fitzgerald
"And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him." –Genesis 2:18 KJV
"Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and 'hell' is only a poor synonym." –Stephen King
AI Companions: The Future's Funnier, But More Private
So, AI companions are getting smarter. Soon, they’ll know you better than your friends do (maybe better than your mom). But here's the twist—what if these AI companions could actually keep your secrets better than your ex ever did? 🤔
With all this talk about privacy, encryption, and crypto—could our AI companions become the most secure relationship we’ve ever had? No need for tracking cookies or awkward data leaks. Maybe the future of "dating" is just a private blockchain and a cute AI… who knows?
Curious? Check out this https://ethanseptem.github.io/aicompanion project and let's see if it can pass the "privacy test" before it becomes the next big thing.
Scattered
Our home has been taken from us, the only place I could be open about my life is gone. The people I connected with are gone, they were like brothers and sisters to me, though they were annoying and different, they were of the same fate.
I hope r9k comes back, I haven't been able to talk about my life or read about the life's of my fellow NEET's. All other platforms have just not felt the same, I have lost my community.
I would like to take a moment of silence for a man I had started to grown fond of, mister fish who could not find love.