/pone/ - My Little Pony★

>>299877

Assuming the horse doesn't have Vulval Conformation.

lhttps://www.equine-reproduction.com/articles/VulvalConformation.shtm

Fancy talk for "the mares vulva doesn't properly close off and/or a depression in the shape of the vagina causes a pool in the vagina where fecal matter and urine is trapped and turns infected.

Its a urinary tract infection for horses and not particularly uncommon in older mares.

And of course, all those fancy muscle rings don't help for shit pun intended if the horse has diarrhoea. Not a major issue in nature where horses eat mostly grass and the like, but in equestria where the ponies eat what is far closer to a regular human diet, this would be a problem.

All problems, mainly because a filthy mudpony can't properly wash its own backside or practise proper vaginal hygiene. And you wonder why we call you filthy.

Don't even get me started on how you handle food with your hooves that you walk in the dirt with and your mouths.

>>299857

>Legs and Arms

>Arms

>>299878

>nooo assumptions are bad, don't do this

>here are some more assumptions you should make instead

wew lad!

>>299851 (OP)

>It's okay to be an earth pony

Implying the Equestrian version of whites aren't Unicorns.

>>299892

but aryanne is a mud pony, so that wouldn't make sense

>>299894

She's a halfbreed or she has a fetish.

>>299895

Create a society of beautiful architecture, sophisticated technology and magic all of their own making. LOl, must be Jews.

>>299892

We all know how it works.

>Unicorns

Aryans. They have built a society on reason, logic and the study of academia. They are the ancestors of even the Alicorns and moves the very sun and moon.

>Pegasi

The rest of the white races.

They are loyal, hard working and brave, not afraid of hard work or risking their lives for the good of society.

>Earth ponies

Slavs at most. Good for little more than physical labour and following the instructions of their betters.

>Griffons

Greedy eastern Europeans with a penchant for stealing and destroying any society they are in.

They are basically jews or possibly Gypsies…

>Diamond Dogs

Niggers

Stealling, attacking and are in general just a menace to society.

>Zebra's

Also Niggers.

Prove me wrong faggots!

>>299890

The hell are you even talking about? Are you high or something?

>>299899

then what are dragons?

>>299899

>The hell are you even talking about? Are you high or something?

Let's count the assumptions you've made in your original post

>but in equestria where the ponies eat what is far closer to a regular human diet

>a filthy mudpony can't properly wash its own backside or practise proper vaginal hygiene

which implies one, there's no other way for pony to clean itself by means other than hooves or magic

two, technology (even the primitive one) is literally not-existent in Equestria

and finally, the same assumption >>299877 made: >ponies are 1:1 irl horses anatomy-wise

a whopping 4 arbitrary assumptions must be made in order to prove your post

Also, elaborating on the technology bit, have you ever seen a fountain?

Heck, have you ever seen a river, or a pond for that matter? You know you can walk into those, right? And it's not like you can't get wet without ever reaching with your fronthooves to the backside when you're neck-deep in water, you know?

>>299905

If you cant beat 'em, join 'em

>>299910

>if you cant beat them join them

and give them the satisfaction fuck that.

>>299901

asians

>>299944

yes but now their satisfaction is your satisfaction

>>299902

>muh assumptions

>muh rhetorical standards in interweb arguments about multicolored ponies

>longwinded pointless rant about not getting wet in water written in character

Fam, I think its time for your medication.

>>299910

This, praise God's people.

>>299961

>don't make assumptions

>you too

>lol, muh rhetorical standards, pls dont use logic

>writes 150 words reply to one-liner

>gets replied with similar length post

>muh long rants

>being this big hypocrite

like a pottery

>written in character

Do you even know what in character means?

Also loving how you didn't address the main points of my post at all, resorting to pathetic >no u because you couldn't come up with anything to refute them

>>299984

I wasn't replying to just the one line of text written, but to the conlcusions in the post he had screencapped, that the one line was referring to.

And writing "in character" on a ponyboard?

>And it's not like you can't get wet without ever reaching with your fronthooves to the backside when you're neck-deep in water, you know?

To quote you from earlier.

Unless you think writing as if you where pretending to be a pony was normal.

But this is all irrelevant.

The real question here is, why are you so incredibly triggered by my first post here that you went out of your way to try to pick an argument with me.

>>299989

>flag

i mean banner, going to sleep now

>>299985

No, the real question is, why you still haven't addressed merit of the post, but I think I already know the answer.

>use of second person in rhetorical question to illustrate the point

>writing in character

pick one and only one

>>300019

What merit, that you're an autistic moron? You Don't need my help to prove that.

You sound like a schizophrenic nut ranting at some other person over an argument that went on in your own head. Stop talking like a crazy person or fuck off.

>>300021

Well, seems like it's not me that got mighty triggered after all!

>>300022

>I'm totally not triggered

>I just hover around the thread constantly refreshing, waiting for a reply

>I rant about assumptions for no reason

>I demand the merit of my posts be acknowledged despite the post being a random mess about nothing in particular

>I proudly declare my victory when I'm told to fuck off

>But I'm totally not mad gais

>>300023

>grasping at straws

heh

>I just hover around the thread constantly refreshing, waiting for a reply

>replies after 10 minutes himself

the amount of hypocrisy you represent will never cease to amaze me

>>300057

How's it feel to consistently hold the most wrong opinion on the internet?

>>299851 (OP)

>inferior race

>white

What did he meme by this?

>>299895

Too bad the holocaust, like Equestria, was just a figment of someone's imagination.