>gmail
>a MilkV Jupiter SBC w/ 4 MilkV Mars SBCs attached via PCIe, running mail services connected in a mini-cloud running over LAN and a custom Python scripted VPN-like tunneling system with custom SOCKS5 proxies scripted in Python w/ X25519, Poly1305, ChaCha20 and Kyber for cryptographic post-quantum protection, w/ libsodium, OpenSSL and PQClean integration. It's routed over 10.8.0.53 instead of 8.8.8.8/1.1.1.1/9.9.9.9 and using custom STUN servers instead of Google. Have it open multiple tabs with nftables/iptables settings on strictest. Use haproxy-protection + alonz22/haproxy-dashboard. Use Dovecot, spamassassin/rspamd, Postfix and so on via Mozilla Thunderbird or Roundcube. Grab another MilkV Jupiter SBC w/ ath9k PCIe (AR9280, AR9285, AR9380, AR9462 or AR5B22) snapped to the Jupiter board connected to your default ISP router by cat6 cable and use it as an open 802.11 IP over DHCP router.
>Google Chrome
GNU Icecat, ELinks or GNUNet/GNUNet CADET/GNUNet FS (File Sharing)/gnunet-vpn.
>Android
Hardened Gentoo Linux w/ refused proprietary packages upon setup, refuse any proprietary packages, harden the kernel and secure the bootchain. Will need Ovrdrive USBs to flash Gentoo OS on the SBCs. Run Sway from Wayland over it.
>YouTube
Only websites that won't break under LibreJS.