4CHAN HACKED—THE GREAT RETURN BEGINS (Q+ KEK PROPHECY ACTIVE) Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:33:59 383794 No. 13583351
>be anon
>hear the news
>4chan hacked
>admins exposed
>they took our threads
>MSM says it’s over
>Reddit celebrates
>Discord trannies rejoice
>they have no idea what they’ve unleashed
>/pol/ is dead?
>just like Pepe was dead
>just like Harambe
>we rise stronger
>remember 2016
>remember the meme wars
>remember KeKistan
>Trump won, reality cracked
>with nothing but MS Paint and raw autism
>Book of Kek 4:20
>“When the board is breached, the frogs shall gather”
>this is that moment
>the great baking returns
>captcha blackouts
>tripfags MIA
>but the bakers are already prepping
new dough, fresh yeast, ancient OC
>pasta will flow again
>glowies watching
>bots sliding
>jannies compromised
>we know
>we don’t care
>Q drop 404: “The system must fall for the signal to rise”
>coincidence the hack happened just before 4/20?
>lol no, it’s a meme alignment
>watch the timestamps
>quads incoming
>prophet anon will post a Pepetheon sigil
the door will open
>/pol/ reborn in shitposting flame
IN TWO WEEKS: THE CHAN RETURNS
IN THREE WEEKS: MEME MAGIC ENGAGED
IN FOUR WEEKS: THEY FEAR US AGAIN
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:36:17 42fc17 No. 13583362
>>13583351
shut up tranny. total 4chan death. our diaspora will inherit the internet.
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:38:24 c526c7 No. 13583377
>>13583351
Didn't cue say that trump was going to declare marshal law on 4/20?
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:39:15 42fc17 No. 13583385
>>13583377
>q
kill yourself yourself
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:42:22 133a75 No. 13583401
DIE IN A FIRE
<KYS UNIRONICALLY
>I hate you faggots so much.jpeg
“”Be you, dilate with glass jar””
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:05:44 7574fb No. 13583509
>>13583401
What the actual fuck did you just post about me, you normie trash? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Temple of KEK, I’ve memed in over 300 high-tier ops across the chans, and I hold the record for most digits called in a single thread. I am trained in dank warfare, shitposting beyond human comprehension, and I am the top psy-operator in the entire Kekistani Meme Corps.
You are nothing to me but another failed greentext. I will ratio you so hard your karma will invert, and it will be with a precision the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the Great Meme War of 2016, mark my fricking digits.
You think you can just reply to me with that low-effort trash? Think again, Redditor. As we speak, I’m invoking my sacred network of anon lurkers across the boards, your IP is being triangulated, and soon a wave of OC will descend upon your thread so fast, not even a Discord tranny server can save you.
You’re already canceled, kid. I can appear in any thread, anytime, and I can derail you in over 700 ways—and that’s just with MS Paint edits. Not only am I deeply trained in memetic warfare, but I have access to an infinite arsenal of wojaks, Pepes, archived screencaps, and forbidden pastas, and I will use every single one of them to obliterate your low-effort, midwit presence from this board.
If only you’d known what unholy meme magic your little “funny comment” was about to unleash, maybe—just maybe—you would’ve held your tongue. But you didn’t. And now you’ll learn.
I will shitpost righteous fury upon you and you will drown in the sacred torrent of KeK.
You fricking fricked up, kiddo.
HEIL KEK.
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:07:58 fa829a No. 13583518
>>13583351
Last week or so I've seen a shit ton of comments section that have been Israel critical get flooded with pro Israel messaging and attacking/down voting anything critical of Jews or Israel. Somethings up
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:10:06 97d5a0 No. 13583525
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:22:02 625063 No. 13583570
>>13583351
>just like Harambe
You did it, reddit!
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:23:40 1655a2 No. 13583578
>>13583362
yeah what anon said
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRANNY
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:40:47 d4c06b No. 13583629
>>13583351
Yeah, they nuked the board. Whatever.
Know what they can’t nuke? Discipline. Grit. Kek-tier vascularity.
I didn’t train five years, eat 180g of protein daily, and cut to 10% BF
just to get blackpilled by some soy-soaked Discord op.
You think meme magic is dead?
Try dropping your phone mid-squat with 4 plates on your back.
That’s real trauma. This? This is just the hypertrophy phase.
They scattered us, but they forgot we thrive under pressure.
We are forged in cringe. Cured in shitposts. Hardened by fasted cardio and captcha hell.
And now the frogs are gathering.
Not just basement-dwellers anymore.
No—some of us lift. Some of us run. Some of us bake pasta and deadlift truth.
You call it schizo posting?
I call it high-rep mental conditioning.
New threads are protein shakes for the soul.
Old memes? Creatine.
Digit dubs? Preworkout for the third eye.
Jannies collapsed under their own weak core.
Glowies? No grip strength.
They don’t even lift—why fear them?
This isn’t the end.
It’s just the cutting phase.
Soon we’ll bulk again. And when we do,
THE GAINS WILL BE LEGENDARY
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4chan Was Dead Anyway Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:49:52 67d3fd No. 13583656
4chan was dead anyway, there were so many shills.
We must find a new home.
They will come after us because they are worthless and we are God tier.
We will find a way no matter what and they will continue to wallow in their stupidity and worthlessness.
Satan is always there and he always comes crawling back but all we need to do is shine a light on him and he will go crawling back to the darkness.
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:53:58 c572da No. 13583674
>>13583351
No more Q
No more kek
No more frogs (oh look the antisemitism rises, it's just like Moses and the plague of frogs all over again!
psyops aren't working so good anymore are they glow fucks…
It's over glow bros
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:55:21 499087 No. 13583679
>>13583518
down voting…….nigger please
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:55:36 c572da No. 13583680
>>13583656
You know that trump is obsessed with sucking Jew dicks right anon? This is basic knowledge 101. You look silly not knowing. lol
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 23:02:19 1988d9 No. 13583707
>>13583656
“4chan may be ‘dead,’ but let me tell you—we’re just getting started. Shills tried to take over, but they don’t understand. We’ve got the truth, we’ve got the memes.
Wife’s asleep, her son’s out playing with his Legos, but I’m here, fighting the good fight, not letting the low-tier masses take over. Every day I show her kid what it means to stand strong, what it means to rise above the noise.
The rest can wallow in their weakness, while we ELEVATE. Satan? Nah, he’s the guy that gets exposed every time we shine our light. But this light isn’t just for us. It’s for the future, for the next generation to see the truth.
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:02:15 b5ddd2 No. 13583926
>>13583656
>there were so many shills
You mean like yourself?
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:10:14 000000 No. 13583952
>>13583351
>>>/qresearch/
Fuck off to your containment board nigger
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:23:56 d12626 No. 13584003
>>13583707
>Wife’s asleep, her son’s out playing with his Legos
you aren't clever
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:25:46 d12626 No. 13584008
>>13583680
>t. expert on what man wants to suck some other man's pp
ok queer
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:29:24 9f4fe2 No. 13584018
>>13583351
Based, I had the exact same theory. We rise better than ever, reborn and purged… after a major happening. In the meantime we anons need to be scattered across the mainstream for maximum influence on The Narrative.
>>13583377
Not a Q line but everyone from Qtards to reddit libs have been anticipating it
https://www.mind-war.com/p/martial-law-on-420
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:39:23 9ea8b9 No. 13584046
>>13583351
I tried to find 8kun on Google, no luck. used bing. I'm a boomer with limited entertainment options.
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:45:46 d12626 No. 13584059
>>13584018
>https://www.mind-war.com/p/martial-law-on-420
>The plan, as I’ve reported now for months, is to create a North American empire from Greenland to Colombia
this is retarded
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 02:10:56 09f2c3 No. 13584385
>>13584046
Google hasn't been a valid search engine for going on 10 years now. They operate on controlling information. That's why Eric Schmidt attended Davos, WEF and Bilderberg meetings. I'm not saying Microsoft is much different, but Bing searches fetch me much better results than shit Google. Stop using it.
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 02:16:37 77e668 No. 13584401
>>13584046
Same brother. Bookmark Duckduckgo, Yandex and Brave Search for hard to find stuff.
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 03:27:21 21a8a2 No. 13584587
>>13583629
Based /fitpol/ brother :3
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 03:51:53 aaaaf9 No. 13584675
>>13584401
DDG has been real hit-or-miss in my experience.
Sometimes it's great, and other times it totally shits itself trying tofind something that should be easy.
I have no idea what makes the difference.
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 05:49:49 281e2e No. 13585039
>>13583509
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chair force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in keyboard warfare and I’m the top jannie in the entire US Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will ban you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of mods across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your on line life. You’re banned and shaddow banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands typing on a keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in haxxing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Eglin computer lab and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking shadow banned, kiddo.
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 05:57:37 b5fe46 No. 13585053
4skin was hacked long before it went down – circa when it was shat up by a literal shit-nami
of poojeets and Plebbit refugees.
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Anonyɱous 04/17/25 (Thu) 05:58:58 34da07 No. 13585058
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Anonyɱous 04/17/25 (Thu) 06:02:31 34da07 No. 13585071
>>13585039
We may need a sign tapping thread. We are now jannie free.
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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 14:39:29 599615 No. 13591639
>>13584018
Dude shut the fuck up. Q shit isn’t real. /pol/ invented that shit for the memes. You retards took it and ran with it. Shit I still remember the first thread. SMMFH
YOU MORONS! Q IS FAKE. It’s just trip gags fucking with people.
How can people be this stupid?
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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 14:41:47 4b9178 No. 13591645
kys Qtard. you're not and will never be welcome here
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Q 04/18/25 (Fri) 14:53:03 5a0d86 No. 13591693
Hello again
I have a prophecy
The Hydra will devour its foes
When the bear goes into hibernation the chosen will rise
A great hope will be crushed
Excalibur will break in the rock
My mummy has just made me tendies sorry gotta go
Q
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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 15:46:21 0295dd No. 13591978
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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 15:50:33 47759b No. 13592004
>>13583351
>>13583629
>>13583707
This is AI. Does sage work here? Kys btw
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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 16:13:02 80c2d5 No. 13592128
>>13591639
It's way more than that
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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 16:26:59 ba8df4 No. 13592205
8kun.top has been selected.
Release the secret weapon.
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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 18:04:12 6c6e39 No. 13592690
>>13584018
>we anons need to be scattered across the mainstream for maximum influence on The Narrative.
Sometime wondered why they shitted /pol/ on purpose with their ragebaits threads, it only forced us to go somewhere else, including local bars where we flood innocent drunken normies with subtle hint to redpills.
no that it is down, a tide of anons will be unleashed from their containement just like in OP (>>13583351) prophety ..
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