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>>397006

Q: Do you know the difference between Hercules and Heracles?

they are both the same person, actually.

Hercules was a Greek myth, and Heracles was the Roman version of the same myth.

yep….

kind of like Poseidon and Neptune

myths… nothing more than mythology

yep… This was all long before Jesus.. This was old old ancient mythology, long before Jesus ever existed.

strangely enough, both Hercules and Heracles were born on December 25th.. And isn't it weird when you learn that their mothers were both virgins?

isn't that ironic?

This is all documented historical fact

ancient mythology long, long before Jesus

Hercules and Heracles

two different versions of the same myth

I miss about a man who was born on December 25th, to a virgin mother

isn't that ironic?

different versions of the same myth?

a myth that existed long before Jesus

Don't you find that ironic?

If you miss the irony, you're a liar. So stop lying to yourself and just be honest

be honest

It's really incredibly ironic, isn't it?

kind of coincidental, you might say

Even more coincidentally, did you know that Hercules and Heracles both died, but they resurrected three days later?

isn't that strange?

Don't you find it kind of strange?

>>397006

Don't you think it's kind of odd that there was a pre-existing myth, long before Jesus… A myth about a son of a god, a myth about a magical birth, a child born from a virgin mother, on December 25th… And he died years later, and was resurrected 3 days after he died…

Don't you think that's kind of oddly interesting?

Guess what? It turns out it wasn't just Hercules and Heracles… nope! Not at all

It turns out it also happened to Buddha

yep you've never studied anything about Buddha before, so you don't know

And also Krishna… The exact same thing. You've never studied anything about Krishna, so you literally don't know

and there's like 17 or 18 other versions of the exact same myth, and they go all the way back to the very earliest recorded history, that being HORUS

It's the exact same myth, told over and over and over again, for thousands of years before your Jesus was born

every time they told the story to a new group of people, they would change the name of the protagonist, and they would change his skin color, so coincidentally enough, it matched the culture of the people who were now being told the same stupid myth

That's why Buddha was Asian and Krishna was Eastern Indian and Horus was Mesopotamian

That's why Jesus is allegedly white haha

and even you have your own version of dealing with the fact that you know Jesus wasn't actually white

you'll say something like "well, he was MOSTLY white" with some kind of image in your head of a slightly tanned person

nope. Jesus was never born

there was no virgin mother

there was no miraculous birth

That's all part of an old myth

from the very birth itself, you've entered into mythology

a myth that already existed for thousands of years before Jesus.

the ancient mythological story of "a son of God who was born from a virgin mother" already existed a long time ago, and it was always on December 25th

And all of that performing miracles stuff? That's just part of the same myth

did you know Hercules turned water into wine?

research it, dumbass

long before your imaginary Jesus ever existed,HERCULES TURNED WATER INTO WINEAnd it was a lot more water than they wrote about in the Bible

that story existed long, long before the Jesus version was fabricated

It's all part of the same myth, dumb dumb

HERCULES TURNED WATER INTO WINE

BUT HERCULES WAS JUST A MYTH

THAT EXISTED BEFORE JESUS

and the entire "Resurrection after 3 days" thing?

again… It's all part of the exact same myth

The entire story existed long before your Jesus version, so obviously your version is also mythology

You're simply not man enough to admit how stupid and gullible you truly are

again :

YOU'RE SIMPLY NOT MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT HOW GULLIBLE YOU WERE!!!

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BALLS

>>397006

Don't you mean have a talk with Hercules?

because Hercules was born on December 25th to a virgin mother… That's right! Hercules was a miracle birth, and his father was one of the gods, believe it or not. He was literally a son of one of the gods

and Hercules turned water to wine, and performed other miraculous great feats

Hercules died. But he came back to life again 3 days later

So shouldn't you be having a little talk with HERCULES?

>>397006

But before you have a talk with Hercules, it's important you remember:

Hercules happened before Jesus

So before you have a talk with Hercules, keep in mind HE TURNED AN ENTIRE OCEANS WORTH OF WATER INTO WINE HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS BEFORE JESUS EVER EXISTED

>>397006

And by now you've come to the undeniable realization that you should also have a talk with Heracles

because when the Romans stole the old ancient Greek myth of Hercules, they kept all of the same details. they just changed the name of the character, kind of like Jesus

So yeah, just like every other version of The myth, you should have a talk with Heracles

because Heracles was born on December 25th to a Virgin mother, believe it or not

yep, and I'm pretty sure you're guessing the rest of the story.. One of the Roman gods was Heracles father, so he was a miracle birth because his mother was a virgin.

And he changed water to wine

(again, he changed much more water into wine in this version of the myth then Jesus did in your version of the myth)

You could say Hercules and Heracles were a little bit better at turning water into wine than Jesus was, right?

And before you ever talk with Heracles, remember he died, but 3 days later he miraculously came back to life

And this was long before Jesus ever existed

So if you're going to have a talk with somebody, you might as well have a talk with the right version of the myth, correct?

Why waste your time having a talk with the wrong version of the myth?

or maybe you should have a talk with Zarathustra?

that's right….. Zarathustra was a historically documented mythological figure long before Jesus (n)ever existed

And yet. You guessed it again!

He was born on December 25th

And his mother was a virgin. isn't that unique?

in fact, It's exceedingly rare for a Virgin mother to give birth, but it seems to happen quite frequently with this same myth, every time they change the name of the lead character, it's still the same coincidental virgin mother thing.. isn't that unique?

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Nothing you do will ever rekindle the relationship you lost with your son, Andrew.