As Predictable, he created a thread about composting
As PredictableI told him why wait until he dies? Just go lay out behind the chicken coop and expedite the process of becoming compost
As Predictable, I made a joke and told him to bring a bottle of whiskey with him and cover himself with his own feces too quicken the decomposition process while he's still alive…
As Predictable, he's too dense to even get the joke, and with a straight face he responded, "I don't drink behind the chicken coop but I drink in the garage while I'm burning garbage in the yard every week"
As Predictable, he put his foot into his mouth because yesterday he created two threads about dioxins (a group of chemical compounds that he erroneously thought was just one chemical called dioxin)
As Predictable, he was too lazy to learn that burning trash in people's backyards create 90% of the environmental dioxins on planet Earth, while industrial factories are responsible for only 2% of dioxins, because they have special scrubber equipment
As Predictable, when faced with his next embarrassing flaw, instead of being honest, he tried convincing me that he only Burns wood and paper products, and none of his trash contains plastic
As Predictable, I'm going to torture him about this idiotic mistake for at least the next couple weeks, and maybe even a month or more
AS PREDICTED
