b4b80e No.363875
Don't you wish your patron saint was as hallmarked as mine, don't you wish they could shine in thine likes of mine, don't you??
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fdca50 No.363906
>>363875
TELL US WHY YOURE NOT GETTING ANY PUSSY FOR VALENTINES DAY
I'm guessing you're not sexually attracted to women?
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fdca50 No.363907
>>363875
I can honestly say I've never met a Heterosexual Christian…..
You've all got something to hide, obviously….
which completely explains your lack of a girlfriend or a wife on Valentine's Day !!
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fdca50 No.363908
>>363875
Of course you don't have a girlfriend or a wife…..
Women don't have penises, so you're not even vaguely interested
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fdca50 No.363909
>>363875
dude…… my wife and I had a GREAT DAY TODAY!!!
The weather was perfect outside! Like a perfect spring day! So refreshing and inspirational
and we went to the local park, and watched no less than THREE COUPLES GETTING MARRIED….
LOVE IS IN THE AIR…….
Apparently, Jesus doesn't want you to become a heterosexual
Because all you've got is Jesus while everyone else gets pussy
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fdca50 No.363910
>>363875
If I'm not mistaken, masturbating yourself to sleep on Valentine's Day is a tradition for you, for many years now…
Just like masturbating yourself to sleep on New Year's Eve and Christmas and your birthday and every other day of the year
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b4b80e No.363912
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b4b80e No.363915
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fdca50 No.363923
>>363912
>>363915
You can't dance, so you can't fuck
If you don't know how to dance, you certainly don't know how to fuck
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fdca50 No.363924
Blending in with the Enemy by wearing the exact same cheap tacky Walmart nigger clothes as every other stupid WANNABE, who doesn't know who or what he truly is……
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fdca50 No.363925
Oblivious to the fact that not having your own style is one of the many reasons you're incapable of attracting a woman
And it's Valentine's Day again, just like last year.. and the year before that
If you want me to, I would be more than happy to teach you how to get a girlfriend really fast
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fdca50 No.363926
>>363912
If a woman saw you dancing, the first thing that would come to mind is an 8-year-old autistic girl who thinks bouncing back and forth and waving her arms in the air is "dancing"…
You literally have no sense of Rhythm or Groove
You don't know how to attract women
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fdca50 No.363927
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fdca50 No.363928
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like I said………
I realize you perceive me as the enemy.. and I don't blame you.. so far, you've given me no reason to be anything other than your antithesis
If you were intelligent, you would realize I'm probablyyour only opportunity to actually learn how to get girls
But you don't have the courage to realize the reality of the situation and just drop your ego long enough to grow a pair of balls and SIMPLY ASK ME TO TEACH YOU WHAT YOURE DOING WRONG
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fdca50 No.363929
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I'm not going to go hunting you down and begging you to let me teach you the reasons why you're never going to get any pussy until somebody teaches you how to get pussy
I'm afraid you're going to have to be a man and ask for help
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fdca50 No.363930
Seriously, sketch.. all you need to do is grow a pair of balls, and simply ASK ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO GET GIRLS
Or, you can continue going down this pathway you've chosen..
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fdca50 No.363931
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RULE NUMBER ONE :
IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCK….
ALL WOMEN WANT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO FIND THE NASTY RHYTHM
The way you bounce around back and forth is so childish and embarrassing
don't ever do that again
do NOT ever do that again if you want pussy
LEARN HOW TO FIND A RHYTHM
LEARN HOW TO FIND A GROOVE
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fdca50 No.363932
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RULE NUMBER TWO,:
NEVER try to dance like someone else
You need to learn who and what you are
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fdca50 No.363933
I'm almost 60 years old, and I can dance good as fuck !!
not bragging….. it's just a fact
I don't dance like anybody
I dance like ME
I DANCE HOW I FUCK
and THATS why you can't dance
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fdca50 No.363934
RULE NUMBER THREE :
GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR MOMMYS SPARE BEDROOM
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fdca50 No.363935
You were a big enough boy to try that attempt at a mustache.. you were a big enough boy to get terrible tattoos
BE A BIG BOY ANDGET THE FUCK OUT OF MOMMYS APARTMENT
ANDSTOPSTOMPING OUT LIT CIGARETTE BUTTS ON HER SHITTY LINOLEUM KITCHEN FLOOR
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fdca50 No.363936
RULE NUMBER FOUR :
YOUR HAIRCUT IS STUPID
ITS UNATTRACTIVE
ITS FUCKINGLAME!!
C U T Y O U R G R E A S Y H A I R
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fdca50 No.363937
RULE NUMBER FIVE :
That attempt at facial hair does not make you look masculine or adult
It makes you look like a little kid hoping you look masculine with a bullshit attempt at facial hair
You're hiding behind long greasy hair, stupid facial hair, the same way you hide behind that sheet while you dance
Stop being such a little kid and start being a man
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fdca50 No.363938
SHAVE YOUR STUPID FACIAL HAIR OFF !!
IT LOOKS STUPID
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fdca50 No.363939
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And obviously with that haircut and stupid facial hair, you obviously listen to bullshit heavy metal music, trying to spray paint yourself with another false fashion trend, thinking it makes you appear tough and intimidating
How's that working out for you?
RULE NUMBER SIX:
STOP LISTENING TO IDIOT MUSIC
If you dress like an idiot, dance like an idiot, behave like an idiot, and listen to idiot metal music, then the only woman you'll attract is going to be another man, confused, clueless and desperate, just like you
LISTEN TO COOL MUSIC, DUMBASS
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fdca50 No.363940
RULE NUMBER SEVEN :
STOP BEHAVING LIKE A GUY WOMEN DON'T FUCK
AND BEHAVE LIKE A GUY GIRLS WANT TO FUCK
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fdca50 No.363941
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You're so concerned about trying to appear masculine and tough.. but you don't seem to realize that's not what attracts women
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fdca50 No.363942
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WOMEN = laugh at men who listen to stupid metal music
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fdca50 No.363943
I wouldn't be caught dead listening to metal music, not when I was young, and sure as fuck not when I'm old
That's not how you attract women
That's not how you attract anybody
It makes you look weak and scared
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fdca50 No.363944
RULE NUMBER ZERO :
(that's right.. number ZERO… it comes before rule number one)
your make-believe "white superiority fagshow is EMBARRASSING AS FUCK
When you see a man with no job and no money, who wears predictable nigger clothes, lives with his mother, and spends his days trying to convince himself of his "superiority", THAT MAN IS OVERCOMPENSATING
THAT MAN IS INSECURE
THATS A CHILD…. and not a smart child
that man is afraid
He still doesn't know who or what he is
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fdca50 No.363945
RULE NUMBER ZERO : you are NOT superior at all
You've been focusing so much energy on trying to convince yourself that you're capable of convincing other people of your superiority
And how much pussy has that got you so far?
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fdca50 No.363946
RULE NUMBER ZERO:
YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT
WE ALL ARE….
ALL HUMANS ARE GARBAGE…..
And you're no different than the rest
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fdca50 No.363948
RULE NUMBER EIGHT: you're not cool to animals, you don't know how to take care of something else, because you don't even know how to take care of yourself
If you're incapable of supporting yourself and managing your own existence, of course you're not capable of taking care of another living thing
That's what makes women see you as an inexperienced little child, with unrealistic beliefs, and a delusional concept that women are interested in men who can't demonstrate their ability to take care of animals and children
If you cut your stupid long hair, shaved that stupid pubic hair off your face, and went to a nearby no kill animal shelter to volunteer, asking for nothing in return, just going down there to help animals have better lives.. you'd probably have a girlfriend within a week…
But here we are almost a year later and you're still opening Mommy's little refrigerator wondering what she bought for you to eat
you haven't made any progress at all
Why don't you stop pretending to be something you're not, and just become comfortable with what you are?
Because if you were able to get pussy, you would not need to keep pretending to be some kind of white supremacy badass
(you're NOT a badass, dude… I'm basically 60 years old and I could beat the shit out of you so easy)
I'm not threatening you and I'm not being an internet tough guy
All I'm saying is you're less than half my age, allegedly at the peak of your life, listening to your garbage music pretending to be a white supremacist tough guy…
But I'd grab you by your greasy hair and smash your face into a brick wall like swinging a baseball bat at a pinata
Except the handle of the baseball bat would be your hair, and the pinata would be a brick wall
So in case you thought you were intimidating, let that sink in
Now that you realize nobody perceives you as being a tough guy, you can stop trying, and why don't you go learn how to take care of animals?
Why don't you go learn how to take care of another living thing instead of pretending that you're some kind of tough guy?
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fdca50 No.363949
THE POMPADOUR :
NATURES ULTIMATE HAIRCUT
the Pompadour Gaircut LOOKS GOOD ONANYBODY
It doesn't matter who you are, because the pompadour compliments the human head perfectly, it exudes confidence, and instead of hiding your face, you are boldly advertising your face
Get that stupid hair off your head, it looks ridiculous
Use a good hair gel and Slick your hair back away from your face
AND STOP TRYING FACIAL HAIR
And you'll be amazed at how fast girls start talking to you and find you to be assertive and self-confident
Pompadours even look really good on women.. it doesn't matter who you are, the pompadour is the perfect haircut
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fdca50 No.363950
AGAIN: anybody with a brain can see the pompadour is the perfect compliment to the human face, to the human head..
It even looks bold and self-confident on women
I don't know who told you your haircut looks good, but they're definitely not your friend.. don't ever take advice from that person again
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fdca50 No.363951
Get rid of your stupid childish mustache garbage and cut off that stupid long stringy idiotic hair.. so out of style and unattractive, I can't believe it you ever even tried that stupid look
I'm literally surprised you ever looked in the mirror and thought to yourself, "yeah, my haircut and mustache really look cool"
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