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>>315965

LOL @ you thinking it requires a network of secret agents devoting multiple efforts into convincing somebody to suddenly have an organic psychiatric disorder, which is genetically inherited.. these psychiatric disorders don't just appear out of nowhere… One or more of your parents must have a psychiatric disorder for you to have one… So you're telling me these secret agents traveled back in time and secretly gave this kid's parents a psychiatric disorder?

Your life must be really void of any stimulation or interaction that a normal person would enjoy, huh? Because that's the only reason you would need to fill the void with far-fetched and predictable claims of a global multifaceted network of secret agents, all working in unison to make it appear today's Young image board adult males can't get any pussy no matter how hard they try… THAT'S RIGHT.. SECRET AGENTS ARE THE REASON YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET ANY PUSSY, AND I GET MY DICK SUCKED ALL THE TIME, WHILE YOU SIT THERE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND PRETENDING TO HAVE SECRET KNOWLEDGE IN AN EMPTY CHAT ROOM.. I'M BLOWING MY LOADS DOWN THE BACK OF MY WIFE'S THROAT… And it's secret agents who secretly made you incapable of attracting a female.. that's also the reason why you're in a chat room in the middle of the day without a job.. it's the secret agents that made you unemployed, right?==

>>315965

I'm guessing the reason you are terrified of a woman finally seeing your penis is because secret agents? Were they glowing? I realize that this glowing secret agent fantasy seems to be popular with you role play video game chat room culture guys.. so if these imaginary secret agents that are required to make the world continue it's already ongoing downward spiral, as you climb..

You see, what you think you know is nothing more than a meme

it's a stupid Urban legend for today's modern Suburban Deadend..

It's exciting to fantasize about secret agents and needlessly overly complicated, yet completely mathematically impossible theories about a network of psyop secret agents going out of their way to make you image board chat room culture video game dweebs behave the way you already behave, right?

It's not as if you image board douchebags would be capable of becoming an image board douchebag WITHOUT the subversive secret hidden network of maniacal conspirators who have been assigned to engage in psychological warfare, right?

So in other words.. you're telling me that EVERY 'imageboard douchebag video game Sissy that's never seen a vagina in real life' WOULD HAVE BEEN A COMPLETELY NORMAL COOL DUDE THAT GETS A LOT OF PUSSY IF IT WASN'T FOR THE SECRET AGENTS?

And since now that we have cleared the air about you being an image board douchebucket, let's get a few other things out of the way while we're at it, okay?

Like for example.. the reason you're on this board right now

>>315965

Black people pull their pants down below their ass, open those big old lips and flash a cheap plated yellow metal smile, with the latest edgy elite dreadlocks, which of course requires the ultimate cherry on top, a black baseball hat

They can be found in groups, bouncing and making weird digital configurations with their hands..

How original.. right?

But very much like those bouncing hooting mumbling monkeys, there is yet another equally as embarrassing group of unoriginal douchebags…

Perhaps you've seen them before..

They are usually white, or at least it appears that way when you first see them.. more on that later… But they all act exactly the same :

INSTEAD OF GOLD GRILLZ THEY SAY "NORMIE"

INSTEAD OF PANTS DOWN BELOW THEIR ASS, THEY SAY "FALSE FLAG"

INSTEAD OF HAVING DREADLOCKS THEY SAY "I'M BETTER THAN OTHERS"

INSTEAD OF BLACK BASEBALL CAPS THEY SAY "NORMIE STACY CHAD ANON AUTISM NORMIE CHAD TENDIES PLEASE PRETEND YOU THINK I AM QUALIFIED TO CALL MYSELF SUPERIOR AS I SIT IN MY MOTHER'S SPARE BEDROOM ROLE-PLAYING, DESPERATELY SEEKING ANY FORM OF ATTENTION I CAN POSSIBLY GET, JUST LIKE A STUPID FUCKING MONKEY WITH FAKE GOLD TEETH IN HIS MOUTH, ONLY MORE EMBARRASSING"

Because there's nothing original or creative or elite or Superior about either of those two examples…

Just a bunch of hooting monkeys and squawking parrots repeating catch phrases, spray painting a false facade, hoping they will be perceived as the facade instead of the sexually incompetent stunted development computer geek video game boy trapped inside the body of what appears to be an adult male

andTHAT'SEGG ZACK LEE why you're here…

You're here because they kicked your ass out of 4chan.. you didn't have what it takes, so you came in here to lick your wounds, hoping you could find some desperate scavenger to play your little fantasy I'm superior game

That's the only reason why you're here..