Everybody knows it's July, so it's time for our yearly/PND/ FÜHRER ELECTION !!!
One candidate can barely lift the flagpole, literally struggling to raise a one and a half pound flagpole above his head…
BUT HE HIDES LIKE A LITTLE MAN BEHIND A WOMAN'S FACE MASK
Another candidate is much bigger and stronger than the little man, could easily kick the little purple kids ass into the concrete as tourists gasp in horror, discovering he's not bleeding purple onto the Times Square sidewalk…
BUT HE'S HIDING HIS FACE LIKE A COWARD, TOO !!!
ELECT THIS GUY : /PND/ FÜHRER
DEMAND THE LAVENDER LIMPWRIST ALLOWTHIS CANDIDATETO COME ON THE BOARD AND HAVE A DEBATE WITH US
(Unless purple is afraid this candidate is more qualified as a leader..)
WHAT IS PURPLE SO AFRAID OF?
HE CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE COMPETITION?
Is purple worried perhaps he's not qualified enough?
DEMAND PURPLE FOLLOW OUR TIME TESTED /PND/ PROTOCOL, AND ALLOW THIS CANDIDATE TO COME AND DEBATE AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM THE VOTERS IN A TOWN HALL MEETING !!!
