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Rules Log Spot Those Who Glow Protect Yourself
I can't believe Martha hates niggers

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File: d7642e1d1d73f0f⋯.mp4 (14.74 MB, 640x360, 16:9, KARL_PURPLE_NYC_8KUN.mp4)

c5408f  No.314999

Karl Purple Waves the German National Socialist Flag in Times Square New York City

And can you believe it all started right here, on PND

VIDEO ALTERNATE LINK: http://secretagentwars.com/wp-content/uploads/Manual_Upload_2/KARL_PURPLE_NYC.mp4

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7e65fd  No.315057

File: 4de37dca4a95a87⋯.jpg (423.73 KB, 2141x1601, 2141:1601, PPP_Change_My_Mind.jpg)

>>314999

Trips Confirms.

Johnny is about ready to give you all the attention you ever needed!

Have a bump!

(not that you'll need one).)

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e9e845  No.315184

>>315057

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

OMG !! I just NOW read this reply

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dude… That was so fucking funny

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e9e845  No.315185

>>315057

I swear to God you just made my day! I had a couple of irritating insignificant yet slightly aggravating speed bumps today along the way…

You know how it goes.. par for the course, right?

It would have been foolish for me to have expected life to be smooth sailing everyday, so I avoided that disappointment by embracing the fact that life sucks back when I was 12 years old…

So it wasn't really all that depressing that I had a couple delays here and there today

NEVERTHELESS, YOU MANAGED TO PUT A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE !!!

Thank you

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e9e845  No.315186

(I just found out that the moon rocks didn't show up today like they were scheduled to, so I managed to find something very nice, but it doesn't hold a candle may or may not have come from the Moon… I have an issue with certain cannabinoids that used to have a profound effect on me, and as I got older, they had less and less of effect with each passing year, so these days even if it's premium choice, I barely notice it afterwards…. The moon rocks was the first time I can honestly say I got high like the old days, back when I felt a body buzz)

Today's kids are so weird, they actually insult You for smoking weed, as if you're a degenerate LOL

And they're too stupid to realize that the word BUZZED actually used to mean the body high we got from marijuana, as opposed to some vague ambiguous ethereal 'Delta 9 introspection bullshit'

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e9e845  No.315187

Wow I just noticed a gigantic section of what I said missing from the final speech to text

It doesn't matter whether or not it accurately captured me saying "FROM ROCKS, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE COME FROM THE MOON"

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e9e845  No.315191

We are going to start grilling

IMPOSSIBLE BURGERS in a lil while

I've recommended them to you many times

And whether you are a carnivore or a human, I promise you will BE ABSOLUTELY AMAZED

Because you owe it to yourself to experience it at least one time, so you can say you know what you're talking about…

BEYOND MEAT is actually a very good product, one of the best, but unfortunately enough for them.. they didn't manage to become THE best…

Theyre the second best..

THE best is (and trust me on this one because you're talking to somebody who's extremely extremely picky and I have exacting standards when it comes to this shit)IMPOSSIBLE BURGER™

You can tell the difference immediately !!!

Cook them in a skillet on the stovetop, and

EXPERIENCE THE CLEANEST MOST DELICIOUS BACKYARD BURGER YOU'VE EVER TASTED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE !!!

I'm not even joking.. you can cook it in a skillet and you'll swear to God you're eating a backyard burger, minus all the bacteria and fecal contamination, cancers tumors, fly eggs all of that shit, parasites and worms…

THE CLEANEST, ABSOLUTELY MOST DELICIOUS BACKYARD BURGER YOU'VE EVER TASTED IN YOUR LIFE!!!!

And it's not because of artificial flavors or chemicals…

It's completely real, made from chickpeas and beets and other vegetables…

IT EVEN BLEEDS WHEN YOU COOK IT !!

Everybody knows that smell of ground beef cooking in the kitchen, so get ready because that's EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SMELL !!!

They have figured it out :

HEME

HEME: as in hemoglobin

The iron in our blood…

IMPOSSIBLE BURGER realized the thing we taste in meat is IRON IN THE BLOOD

So they developed a plant based HEME

and the 'blood' is beet juice

trust me BUY SOME you won't regret it

In fact I'll pay for it, because I would like to hear your opinion

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7e65fd  No.315324

File: 91e0429cd7c07f9⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 2131x2048, 2131:2048, image2022_07_02_19_34_45_a….jpg)

>>315191

> IMPOSSIBLE BURGER

Yeah, well, I want you to Feast Your Eyes on this delicious limited edition (TOTALLY TRUE)Plant-Based Meat made to taste like HUMAN FLESH.

Supposedly no humans were harmed in the making of it, but the IMAGINATION behind it seems fairly Bill Gates Meets Soylent Green to me..

Try it and give a Review!

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