/PND/ Announces This Year's Winner of The Marshmallow Sally Award

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/PND/ Announces This Year's Winner of The Marshmallow Sally Award Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 22:30:33 1a1d94 No.305558

every year here at /pnd/, everybody gets dressed up in tuxedos and we hold an annual awards ceremony, one that we hold very dear to our hearts as we honor the tradition of nominating guests for their individual excellence in the field of never accomplishing anything, and who honoring those who shine at the art of being dull…

"ENVELOPE, PLEASE…"

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE WINNER OF THE 2022 /PND/ MARSHMALLOW SALLY AWARD FOR LIFETIME LACK OF SUCCESS GOES TOMARSHMALLOW SALLY HIMSELF !!!

THAT'S RIGHT, SALLY!

you have been chosen as this year's recipient of the LIFETIME LACK OF ACHIEVEMENT AWARD, everybody here at /pnd/ IS SO PROUD OF YOU for getting signed to play the role of CINDERELLA in Jim Watkins new major motion picture!!!

EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU HAVE WANTED TO GET THAT PART, BECAUSE EVER SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE CHILD, YOU USED TO LOVE FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING AS CINDERELLA!!!

we all know that you have spent your entire line building your online persona and relationship with your mother around the Cinderella character.great job!!!dy here was overjoyed when we heard you had finally signed the contract to play the role you were born to play, and we know you're going to do a great job!!!

what could be more fitting on this glorious day then being honored for your lack of dedication, skill, and effort, and your overabundance of ineffectual distraction techniques, and undoubtedly world class standard of non-achievement?

it's good to see the mooching and deception finally paid off

we believe in you !!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!

____________________________

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 22:50:43 0c6010 No.305559

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>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates

And the first shall be the last…

And the last shall be the first…

(WITH LEFT HAND RAISED IN THE SHAPE OF A GUN INTO THE AIR)

(THE DEVIL WHISPERS)

S… E… C… S… E… C… S… E… C…

M… I… C… K… E… Y…

1,2,3,4,5,6,

C… E… S… C… E… S… C… E.. S…

M… O… U… S… E…

"ILLUMINATED"

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 22:58:47 0c6010 No.305561

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>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates…

Ron Paul… End the FED?

Ron Paul… Mine answer at the moment is… NO…

Ron Paul… 1.. 2… 3… KA-BOOM

Ron Paul… Now ye shall find that there is no power within The untied bates capable of 'closing' and or but 'ending' the FED…

Ron Paul… Thou shall find that doing so requires…

CONFESSION HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ron Paul… Thou shall find that doing so requires…

MAKING 'EDITS' TO HISTORY TO 'INCLUDE" TRUTH HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ron Paul… Thou shall find that doing so requires…

"DOING THE RIGHT THING FOR EVER MORE" HAHAHAHAHAHA

1,2,3,4,5,6,

"dat dare boy is an alien robot from over da moon" SCRATCH

ILLUMINATED

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 23:03:05 0c6010 No.305562

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>>Antichrist

>>The untied bates

Jeffrey Tucker… Thou art correct… HAHAHAHAHAHA

The Brownstone Institute… For those who 'decided' and 'controlled' 'demo-anarchy' to 'lever' a republic…

The Brownstone Institute… "YOU PUT YOUR PEANUT BUTTER ON MINE CHOCOLATE"

Jeffrey Tucker… "I'M GONNA CRAM MINE HITLER DEEP INTO YOUR FREEDOMS"

Sri Lanka… "Ya did da right thang…"

ILLUMINATED

"Russia Inc. open for business" SCRATCH

ILLUMINATED

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 23:09:44 1a1d94 No.305563

File: 34b1dbefb9ccdf0⋯.mp4 (207.11 KB, 1280x704, 20:11, MugLife_06062022210356.mp4)

>>305562

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 23:15:22 0c6010 No.305565

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>>Antichrist

>>305563 & Texas

… That was not our agreement…

… If there is 'interference…'

I SHALL REMOVE THE ABILITY TO CONDUCT AN ELECTRONIC OF ANYTHING

… Elon has been chosen for a different 'fate…'

… Elon is the 'protege…'

… Elon is the next supreme…

… Matt Walsh exists as mine 'verb warning' of mine intentions…

"Force Majeure on ur logic nigguh bitch" SCRATCH

"ILLUMINATED"

"hows powerful am i against dat majority nigguh" RIP

"ILLUMINATED"

"Im gonna take away dat power and killz ur kids lolz nigguh" KRANK

"ILLUMINATED

>>305563

I shall now 'attack' both 'identity,' 'gender,' and 'sex…'

PREPARE TO BE MINE O' VIRGIN WHORE

(BOWS AND EXTENDS MIDDLE FINGERS WITH EYES CLOSED WHILST WHISPERING)

only true love can destroy this hahahahahaha

fall not into temptation bitch

"dats a lotta dic pic u gots dare nigguh" CLANG

"ILLUMINATED"

"u jus a 'misunderstood' fagot nigguh" BANG

"ILLUMINATED"

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 23:17:03 1a1d94 No.305566

File: 64b3a7f27e182af⋯.mp4 (3.31 MB, 608x1080, 76:135, fagshow_.mp4)

>>305562

only in America would somebody like Marshmallow Sally be REWARDED for never even trying, and just sitting on his ass collecting SSI welfare benefits while his mother bust her ass at the office….

and now Jim Watkins has finally realized that MARSHMALLOW SALLY IS THE MOST TALENTED ROLEPLAY ACTRESS IN THE WORLD

and the only choice to play Cinderella

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 23:18:26 0c6010 No.305567

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>>Antichrist

>>305563

IF YOU CONTINUE TO ATTEMPT ME…

I SHALL TURN THEE A DIFFERENT WAY…

NOW COME AND BE SUBJECT TO MINE TORMENTS

COME AND BE POSSESSED

COME AND KEEP THY TAKE

COME AND STARE INTO THE CANVAS… ONLY TO SEE ONE THING…

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 23:21:49 0c6010 No.305568

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>>Antichrist

>>305566

"tri as u mite nigguh" SCRATCH

"ILLUMINATED"

"u jus a jew fed paid to herd da sheep nigguh" BITE

"ILLUMINATED"

"but now ya forced to stare into mine maw and see only darkness nigguh" BITCH

"ILLUMINATED"

"come… come and chase dat dolla into mine mouth nigguh" RIP

"ILLUMINATED"

"be a good little nig and nog ur way into mine mouth like the rest of ya…" BOOM A LITTLE GIRL IS SHOT IN THE HEAD

"ILLUMINATED"

"hittin that twit and net like a dumb bitch ass nigguh" DEATH FROM A MADMAN AT DISNEY

"ILLUMINATED"

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 23:23:45 1a1d94 No.305569

File: eafb112b6da1d72⋯.mp4 (2.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Cinderella_00.mp4)

>>305565

>>305567

BAD NEWS, DUDE !!!!!=

, JIM JUST RELEASED THE CINDERELLA MOVIE

AND YOU'RE NOT IN IT !!!

YOUR TWIN SISTER SKETCH PADDERSON

GOT THE JOB SOMEHOW

DAMN IT DUDE!!!!

WE ALL KNOW HOW BADLY YOU WANTED THIS ROLE!! WE ARE SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS

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Anonymous 06/06/22 (Mon) 23:53:40 d05a9c No.305577

File: 854d4bbb5515ca4⋯.jpg (66.1 KB, 700x394, 350:197, PicsArt_06_06_04_50_31.jpg)

>>305569

No! Sally MUST be the First recipient of this award!

> picrel 4 (((You)))

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Anonymous 06/07/22 (Tue) 04:18:10 d77169 No.305604

>cinderella

>fairy tales

>teach girls that the apex of existence is tho whore themselves up into the high society and marry some filthy rich scumbag prince

I think we all agree we need to get rid of toxic femininity in fairy tales and replace them with more adequate stuff

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Anonymous 06/07/22 (Tue) 06:42:33 e0be34 No.305640

>>305565

>>305568

you might have lost the role to your jealous counterpart… so maybe you'll never be out Cinderella… but you'll ALWAYS be out very own personal WELFARE RECIPIENT LAZY NIGGER

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