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it wasn't a dating site.. far from it

it was just a generic chat room..

on its worst day, it had at least a hundred times more traffic than 8kuns best day….

just a boring generic chat room…

it didn't even have a "dating" room

or a singles room or whatever the hell they might call it

it wasn't a dating site

like I said.. on it's slowest day, it had hundreds and hundreds of guests….

compare that to 8kun, where there's never more than five people at any given moment

so there we're a bunch of people from all different walks of life….

which is important….

you image board douchebags seem to think it's a bad thing to interact with people from other walks of life

if you had your way, the entire world would be sitting there in front of a lonely computer monitor with their penis in their hand complaining to their mother about the new brand of ice cream she purchased

that's why you'll never grow

because you're afraid to surround yourself with life

you think you can continue living in a cocoon

and you can

for a while

but boy oh boy are you ever in for a surprise

because that won't last forever

but you think your cocoon will last forever

and when it pops

boy oh boy are you ever fucked! you'll see

SO THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN THERE

FROM ALL DIFFERENT WALKS OF LIFE

……but……

there was this one particular douchebag….

and he was SUCH A FUCKING LOSER….

it's really hard to explain but I'll try..

he was one of those trendy fashion statement BDSM Superior elite types

HE WAS ONE OF THOSE "FETISH" LOSERS

he talked in decidedly effeminate terms

like a swashbuckling homo

who's watched too many lifetime Network movies with his mother

and everything he said was so pretentious and contrived

like he was reading from a really bad script from a movie that got nixxed my lifetime network for being too corny and gay

B L U E T R A I N

THE CREEPY CONTRIVED FETISH LOSER

….. I watched him weave his effeminate wordplay, obviously thinking that he was being perceived by others as some form of "dark genius vampire" …

that shit was already so gay waaaayyy back in 1983

what would make anybody think it's cool in modern times?

so anyway………….

he was like a seal

a creepy injured seal

flailing and splashing

AND I'M A MOTHER FUCKING GREAT WHITE SHARK

as I always do, I took the liberty of explaining the truth behind fetishes for Mr BLUETRAIN

I methodically ripped him a new asshole

then I shoved his head into that new asshole

and made him chew a third asshole out the other end

I was having a great time explaining the truth behind fetishes :

that fetish people are actually ASEXUAL

THEY ARE TERRIFIED OF SEX

BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT GOOD AT SEX

BECAUSE THEY ARE TERRIFIED OF IT

even a school child can see that it's a self-imposed vicious cycle

the more terrified of sex You are

the more you avoid sex

which makes you more terrified of sex

so you in turn avoid it even more

which terrifies you….

so, because that terrified loser realizes there's something wrong with them…

…. because that terrified loser realizes normal people enjoy sex…..

…. that terrified loser decides he's going to create a facade he can hide behind…..

A FETISH

because he realizes he's an asexual terrified loser, he hopes he can prevent you from realizing the same thing by reaching into a predictable grab bag of tired old hand-me-down cookie cutter fetish concepts….

they are never original….

you'll never find somebody with an original fetish

it's always the same old garbage

foot fetish

shoe fetish

whatever.. shut the fuck up you terrified little asexual bitch

and little do they realize that when they select their predictable cookie cutter hand me down thrift store garden variety fetish out of the "predictable fetish grab bag",that their choice is going to be a clear indicator of their unresolved childhood issues which led them to have intimacy issues and be terrified of sex in the first place

they are literally telling you why they are losers

the control freak is telling you he feels like he has no control

the master is telling you he has never felt like he's been in charge of anything

they are literally telling you their deepest psychological weak points with a flashing neon sign

but they hope you notice the fetish

they hope you'll notice drinking champagne out of a shoe

and not the little boy who feels his mother didn't love him enough

they think they can trick you into believing that YOU are the sexually unknowledgeable one

they hope they can trick you into perceiving them as being PART OF A SUPERIOR ELITE GROUP

they hope you will feel inferior, because obviously you are not quite as elite as them…. because if you were, you would also be drinking champagne out of a stiletto

they would have you believe drinking champagne from the stiletto is a superior elite form of sex

a sexuality you are too common to understand

but there's just one problem :

drinking champagne out of a shoe IS NOT SEX

and wearing predictable black plastic fag costumes on stage while getting spanked as nine inch nails blasts over a nightclubs PA systemIS NOT SEX

and "hoping you will play along with some role play, where they get to dominate you and tell you what to do"IS…. NOT… SEX….

fetish people don't like sex.. they avoid sex at all costs….

if a gorgeous supermodel spread her legs for them, they would panic, and instantly start trying to drink champagne out of her shoe…

BUT THEY ARE TERRIFIED OF HER VAGINA

IF THEY LIKED SEX, THEY WOULD BE GETTING THEIR DICK SUCKED..

IF THEY LIKE TO SEX, THEY WOULD BE EMPTYING THEIR NUTS DOWN THE BACK OF SOME CHICKS THROAT..

BUT THEY'RE NOT…….

….

. THEY'RE NOT FUCKING ANYBODY

they're busy talking about rubbing your feet

little did I realize that my future wife Wendy had stumbled into that chat room

I had no idea that the audience had grown by one more person, and a beautiful genius "lipstick lesbian" named Wendy had entered the chat room

I had no idea there was a brilliant genius woman who was so disillusioned by men and their disgusting nature, that for the past 11 years she had exclusively fucked hot young girls, most of them 18 or 19 years old, college girls from Nashville

(and to be quite honest with you I would have never believed there was any man or woman who got more pussy than I did in my life to be quite honest so I was actually surprised later on when I found out exactly how many hot girls Wendy was fucking before she met me)

I had no idea Wendy was sitting there watching me explain the blatant child psychology behind fetish losers

I had no idea she was savoring every word as I put Mr Blue train in his place

she traveled 4 hours to meet me

and I can proudly say I'm the first man she had sex with in 11 years.. I'm the one who turned the lipstick lesbian back into a dick sucker

and we've been together ever since

so I suppose this is like the part of the movie where they play happy music and it all comes to a happy ending..

not exactly.. life is a chore..

HAPPINESS IS A BEHAVIOR

SO IS UNHAPPINESS

it's up to each of us to modify our behavior

when I met Wendy, I had just gotten out of a relationship with a German girl named Kirsten, an artist.

and oddly enough the relationship with Kirsten was very similar because I had just broken up with another chick… kind of like a ping pong ball or something

bounce bounce bounce

but yeah I just broke up with Kirsten

and then voila!! of course Wendy appeared

but that's how it happened… exactly how it happened

it was really simple

I was just being brutally honest with somebody

somebody who didn't want to remove the horse blinders

and Wendy saw me… and she said "I like this guy"

so….. now you know how I met Wendy

and now it's golden hour here at the park

and I smoked my doobie a long time ago

and it's beautiful out here

I suppose you could look at the fetish psychology, where the inferior terrified asexual weirdo pretends to be part of a superior elite group of sexual aficionado, in the hopes that it will intimidate you into thinking that YOU are the inferior one, a common peasant with peasant sexual needs….

I suppose that's very similar to the "I'm a badass white supremacist Neo Nazi" video game sissy routine….

come to think of it, I'm still having the same conversation..

bursting other people's imaginary bubbles of superiority

because I'm not here to tell them that I am better than they are…

I'M NOT SUPERIOR TO ANYBODY

I AM A LOSER

just like you

and just like everybody else

because I've never met a human who was Superior

if you want superiority, look no farther than cats

whether it was a great cat or a domesticated cat.. hell.. even a little kitten

let that kitten rip your face off

and then tell me how Superior you are

last time I checked, the human animal was the most inferior incapable embarrassingly inept animal of them all

but if you're suggesting that you have some kind of superpowers that makes you more Superior

PRESENT THE EVIDENCE

and you better impress me

I'm not easily impressed

I'd recommend you not my socks off if you want this to go any farther

in fact.. I think it's safe to say that you are just another human

not better than any other humans particularly

and not any worse than other human beings particularly

just your run of the mill human

nothing particularly special

NOT IMPRESSED

if you think telling me that you are "white" entitles you to some kind of special consideration, I've got a Friend behind my zipper I'd like you to meet

because you're not even 100% White

in fact, you don't know what the fuck you are

of course you'll say "I'm not going to post my DNA test results because of privacy concerns"

but you're full of shit.

you don't have the balls or the money to go do a DNA test….

the fact of the matter is you can't present any DNA test results

and you don't have any DNA test results

because you don't have a clue who or what the fuck you are

you're just basing your opinion on the color of your skin or hair

but genetics don't work that way..

you might be simple but genetics aren't

number one, you made your biggest mistake at the very beginning.. you started this whole thing based upon the premise that you are white

but you're not

the truth of the matter is, you have mutated negro DNA

sorry Charlie.. everybody does

So….. why even bother moving forward to address "mistake number two", right?

I mean when your "NUMBER ONE PREMISE" is complete and utter bullshit, why bother debunking "Number Two"?

when the "WHITE SUPREMACIST"ISN'T EVEN WHITE

why bother explaining all the other flaws he missed, right?

or WHY NOT, right?

okay, I'll move on to Number Two :

YOUR UTTER LACK OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS

see, even if I was willing to pretend that you were 100% White, which I'm not, and nobody else is either, but even if I was, you would have to show me some kind of accomplishments that verify your claims of superiority.

I'm sorry, but this is planet Earth.. and here on planet Earth, when somebody claims to be superior, we require some proof….

so…..

WHITE = debunked

SUPERIOR = debunked

I don't think you really have much more after those two….

because you are a white supremacist,

who's not white

and who's not Superior

so I really don't think there's much more to cover after that

once we've gotten rid of the white angle and the superiority bullshit.. I guess all we've really got is a man sitting in front of a computer monitor..

just staring….

and typing…

and the bedroom door is closed

ahhhhhh it's GORGEOUS OUT HERE !!!

only an idiot would think humans are not responsible for climate change, at least not to a certain percentage….

but the world is different than it used to be

and now spring only lasts for a couple weeks

it used to last 3 months

so depending on where you are at, be sure to go out there and make the most of the two weeks of spring

I've got birds chirping all around me and water babbling in a stream and the wind is blowing through the trees and it's just fucking gorgeous out here

the golden hour which only lasts 15 minutes

the long stretched out shadows

and the Amber and orange illumination against the Green magnolia leaves

so when people say, "hey how can I find a girl that will suck my nuts dry?" I always tell them, "find a chat room or an image board and start telling people your observations about them"

"just go ahead and be a complete fucking asshole because that's what they deserve anyway. tell them what their fathers should have told them many years ago, and make sure they never forget it"

and maybe some hot lipstick lesbian will see you