I humbly demand that you refer to me as "You're great and Royal Highness, my humble ruler and führer"…
That's what you're going to call me from now on
But I've also decided you will call me KARL
Because I'm a very creative person
And there's nothing obvious or trite
Or even vaguely embarrassing about
Me sitting here and deciding that
I should start calling myself KARL
And I also decided that all of you
will start calling me KARL too
Because I told you to
That's what life's all about
Reality is all about having
A manic episode, with
Disturbing delusions of grandeur
And having racing thoughts about
My misperception of my own
Importance or lack thereof
And so I get to simply demand
That everybody looks up to me
And acknowledge me as being
More Superior than they are
And everybody has to obey me
That's what life's all about
That's how the world works…………………..
I haven't been sleeping well lately
Too many racing thoughts
Too many genius ideas
Like calling myself KARL
Also I thought it was a nice touch to start referring to myself as a RESIDENT….
by calling myself a "resident", I think I'll be perceived as "one of the guys"… Like I'm part of the /pnd/ gang….
Hopefully, this will eliminate my problem about me being an awkward interloper…
See?…. I'm always thinking !!
I can't stop these flighty racing thoughts
I'm not hungry….
or sleepy…..
where's my adderall?
