/pnd/ - Politics, News, Debate

>>251286

Not only am I a fan, but also a friend and former business associate

I can definitely tell you one thing that's for sure :

ZZ Top areTHE MOST PERSONABLE, POLITE, FRIENDLY "CELEBRITIES" IVE EVER MET

and I've met a shit ton

ZZ Top are THE most down to earth, laid back, friendly, genuinely interested COOL AS SHIT 'internstionally famous' dudes you could ever meet…

and Dusty was EXTREMELY COOL….

we already had passes for a September show

death is weird as fuck

Dusty had suffered a hip injury recently

he was 72

likely an opioid overdose

>>251297

time is relative……..

just perspective, nothing more

>>251299

No insult? No failtrolling? No block of text? LoL i mustve gotten to you with that post. Dont worry, man. I'm good at finding people. Maybe I'll accidentally bump into her after your gone, talk about how I lost my dad too, really console her… you know? And fuck all three of her holes in honor of your memory. She'll be taken care of bro, no worries.

I've got Billy's contact info, but I'm sure as fuck not going to send anything at this early stage of the game…..

>>251301

no

>>251303

>n-no

kys

hint: if you DON'T like ZZ Top

you're a fucking communist

>>251304

fys

HELL'S GATES ARE OPENING AND THE DEMONS ARE ALREADY HERE, TAKING SOULS THROUGH GENETIC MODIFICATION AND BODILY MUTILATION TO DESTROY THE IMAGE OF GOD FROM HUMANITY!!!!

>>251282

BODILY MUTILATIONS = MUTATION to make that clear, the Devil's bidding!!! They hate allHumans because Humans were made in the image of God!!!! Which is why Satan subverted Adam and Eve and why Humans were cursed with unGodly challenges and crisis!!!

This is IN NO WAY HUMAN…. as HUMANS were made in the image of GOD, … these satanists are converting their souls over the the Nephilim, the fallen angels and their corrupted offspring! No doubt in my mind the corruption has taken over the world and combined with mRNA vaccine destruction of Human DNA and genetic & bodily mutations are creating DEMONS here on Earth!!!! This is de-facto war being waged against God!! LOOK OUT!

BIG FACTS :

If you don't like ZZ Top

You ain't got a hair on your ass

AGAIN : FYS

I used to have a badass pitbull names Zeus, and I'd walk him on a leash, and play GOT ME UNDER PRESSURE real loud as we walked

and it was just like a fucking music video

Animals LOVE Z TOP

don't believe me ?…….

try it…. you'll see

Billy Gibbons explained to me one night that their music, in particular his guitar, was intended to "sound like a finely tuned engine on a hot rod, flooring it on a desert freeway"

that's the intended aura

DEFINITELY one of the absolute best LIVE acts

they were amazing live in concert

even up until the end, their concerts were GREAT

ask anyone who's ever been to a ZZ show

Stones are better ;)

>>251322

She spelled it with a J

>>251322

if you're gonna wear your big boy hat

AT LEAST GET YOUR DETAILS CORRECT

little boy

>>251324

>>251325

I really don't think a technicality like "J" is of any consequence. I had you and your family from the very start, faggot. If you'd like to keep pressing I will begin pressing back. Up to you.

>>251322

and thanks for reminding me…

Because that story is a PERFECT EXAMPLE of how you can't get any pussy

I'll tell the entire thing for you

im not thrilled with that tooth-to-gum ratio tho

>>251326

"MY IDIOTIC MISTAKES ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE"

yes, little man… yes they ARE

>>251330

the only mistake happening here is you trying to buck heads when yours is already split.

the ANJI story is THE ULTIMATE EXAMPLE of how much of a self defeating naysaying coward you are

and how you're STILL sitting there while life passes you by

>>251331

lol @ "my mistakes are of no consequence"

hahahahaha classic

>>251337

wasn't she underage in this photo? according to /cow/ she was a minor. im reporting your post to the FBI right now.

>>251335

some men have the natural charisma required to walk into a Subway Sandwich Shop, and walk out with the hot blonde who just quit after meeting you, and marry her

and some men play videogames

>>251338

speaking of which……….

which videogame are you playing this weekend?

>>251338

like I said ….

some men walk out with a sandwich AND A WIFE

and some "men" played Dungeons and Dragons

>>251341

u r gonna have to give me a few minutes bro. im creating a draft for the feds. child porn will not be tolerated here.

>>251342

create a shelf for my testicles with your chin

>>251342

since you're a NO PUSSY GETTIN' little girl

why not just get on your knees for me?

DUNGEON MASTER

Like I said…..

A COMICAL EXAMPLE OF WHAT A SEXUALLY STUNTED ADULT MALE YOU TRULY AREDUNGEON MASTER ENCHANTED ELF VIDEOGAME SISSYBOY

>>251337

so this underge girl and Ciara Horan. feds are gonna have fun with you.

>homeless

>meth addict

>bolshevik

>pedophile jew

Amazing.

Just doing a little moar research before filing a formal complaint. Get rekt, faggot.

an exquisite laughable in-your-face inescapable example of how ==you have dozens of opportunities every single day to score with women, but there you sit all by yourself in front of your sissy boy computer with your sissy boy Dungeons and Dragons mindset and your sissy boy intimidating Neo-Nazi role play melodramatic effeminate my dear diary level lack of sexual conquests.. .

All you've got to do is walk into a goddamn Subway sandwich shop, but you don't have the balls to try

The little video game sissy boy and his Subway sandwich

He went to Subway and all he got was the sandwich

…. AND ALL HE GOT WAS A GODDAMN SANDWICH

C L A S S I C

Huh… Ciara Horan died of a heroin overdose.

I wonder where she got the drugs from, Andrew..

so……. be honest, Sallyboy

when was the last time you fucked a chick?

BE HONEST….. DONT LUE, SALLY

>>251346

One of these days you're going to have to tell me some of your sandwich secrets

You need to tell me how you are so successful ordering sandwiches

>>251355

AGAIN, STUD :

TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS TO ORDERING A SANDWICH

YOU'RE A SANDWICH STUD

NOBODY BUYS A SANDWICH LIKE YOU, PLAYA'!!

>>251355

A : all the way to the back of your throat and just like always

>>251356

>RED TEXT

>CAPSLOCK

>MUH SAMMICH

you're terrified.

as you should be.

You still sitting at Wendy's or are you home right now? I guess it won't really matter.

>>251358

the "intimidating neo-Nazi enchanted elf magical forest wizardly dungeon master of intimidation"

And his incessant futile masturbation while his mother does his laundry

>>251358

has it ever occurred to you that in large part, it's your COMPLETE LACK OF ANY TANGIBLE, DISCERNIBLE TALENT WHATSOEVER that turns women off?

looks like i got your son too. so sad :(

>>251358

Because it crossed MY mind, obviously, since you can't get any pussy, and everybody knows that if you have a natural TALENT, like playing guitar, or painting, or dancing, or any number of natural abilities, girls will throw themselves at you

so obviously I'm aware that's one of your biggest obstacles…

so it seems like YOU would also be aware of it

>>251362

looks like you've got nothing

I openly discuss all of my family

and all of my personal information

NEW MUCH ?……..

>>251362

Unlike you, MY SON HAS A JOB

MAKES EXCELLENT MONEY

AND HAS A HOT AF GIRLFRIEND

looks like you've got YOUR HAND

and pornhub bookmarked

while mommy pays the bills

>>251362

Unlike you, MY SON HAS A JOB

MAKES EXCELLENT MONEY

AND HAS A HOT AF GIRLFRIEND

looks like you've got YOUR HAND

and pornhub bookmarked

while mommy pays the bills

>>251365

>>251366

you and your son also deal in child porn. at least according to my research thus far. we'll let the fbi decide who is doing what with whom.

>>251368

hahaha the freudian slip sissy, right ?…..

hahaha so you're into child pornography, huh?

BECAUSE YOU WERE MOLESTED AS A CHILD, RIGHT?

(YES)

that's the ONLY reason

your tiny brain

thinks about

Child Porn

>>251368

Okay, so you ALLOWED yourself to be molested as a child

AND YOU PLAY VIDEOGAMES

and you like fantasy roleplay like a woman

and YOU HAVE NO SEXUAL HISTORY WITH FEMALES

got it

>>251368

Q : why didn't you simply YELL ?

why did you ALLOW it to happen?

>>251368

I AMNOTJOKING

WHY DID YOU ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN ?

>>251368

was it after your father divorced your mother?

>>251368

I'm guessing it was AFTER your father abandoned you

huh.. looks like were gunna get your entire circle v&, andrew.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/42276445/#q42277932

>>251368

cat got your tongue?

>>251375

AGAIN, SALLY :

was it after your father decided "fuck this"???

>>251376

i told you: im doing research before forming a federal complaint against you, your son, and your crew. if you wanna chat then have some patience :)

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS : YES

YES, you were molested AFTER your father realized you're just like your mother

Once it was just you and mommy, you became a vulnerable, needy, lonely abandoned little boy

A PENIS TARGET

a target………

waiting for a 'friend'

so he unzipped his pants

>>251378

The little boy who wouldn't fight back

Became the adult who never tried

>>251383

youve been using the same scripted lines for years.

>muh dik!

>muh no pussy tho!

It's over, man. You've went full retard and now are going to get raped in prison for being a chomo along with your son. I might even go the extra step and get Sam Hyde involved. Who knows?

Carry on.

>>251383

>>251384

>>251385

>>251386

RE : FOR YEARS

We're all fully aware that your sexual failure has been transpiring for many many years

And just like I'm sure your mother must have asked you before :

"EXACTLY HOW MANY MORE YEARS DO YOU INTEND ON LIVING THE LIFE OF A 7-YEAR-OLD GIRL?"

How many more years are you going to be a sexual reject, sitting alone in front of your stupid little computer, trying to convince yourself that you're some kind of badass, while your mother likes your ass for you everyday?

It's been many many years and you still haven't made any progress

How long do you intend on continuing to mooch off your mother and gleaming all of your sexual accomplishments while masturbating in front of a computer?

>>251386

>>251388

AGAIN : HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO CONTINUE JACKING OFF IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER LIKE A LITTLE VIDEO GAME SISSY GIRL?

At what point do you intend on finally behaving like a man instead of a child?

>>251388

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, SANDWICH EATIN' BANDIT

>>251390

NOBODY ORDERS A SANDWICH LIKE YOU, DUDE

Now go ahead and say something stupid like the clown you are.

>>251394

do you use a special 'opening remark of failure's, or does your lack of sex just come naturally?

NOBODY "DOESN'T GET LAID" MORE THAN YOU

TEACH ME, WISE ONE

>>251397

Honestly ? you're right up there with

Quadriplegic dudes…….

in fact, quadriplegics

get pussy way more than you

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS OF YOUR FAILURE

>>251397

there are almostFOUR BILLION WOMEN ON EARTH

You interact with women dozens of times every day, over and over and over, missing every single opportunity…..

THAT TYPE OF FAILURE RATE CANNOT BE ACCIDENTAL

Obviously you're trying to fail

Apparently it's intentional

Because even The biggest loser gets pussy

Even the stupidest ugliest fattest loser

CAN STILL GET PUSSY ANYTIME HE WANTS

So tell me Great Master of sexual failure

WHAT IS YOUR SECRET??

>>251400

Still can't show a picture of you and a female?

>>251400

You're honestly one of the few guys I've ever seen who can't produce a photograph of a female standing next to him

Other than your mother

>>251400

Maybe in your 40s?

If the past is any indication of the future

PROBABLY NOT IN YOUR 40S EITHER

After all you've done this far and still can't even catch up with an acne-ridfled 14-year-old

It would be extremely unrealistic to expect you to suddenly figure it out at this late stage of the game

BUT AT LEAST YOU'VE STILL GOT THAT COMPUTER.. AND YOUR MOTHER THINKS YOU'RE MAKING PROGRESS ON THE INTERNET SO SHE'S PAYING THE BILLS.. AND THERE'S ALWAYS PORNHUB….. RIGHT?

>>251408

AGAIN : I SAID THERE'S ALWAYS PORNHUB

RIGHT?

(The weekend is right around the corner once again.. aren't you going to have a special weekend planned…. sitting in front of the computer with your penis in your hand, while other men your age are out there fucking the shit out of their girlfriends)

>>251408

PROVE ME WRONG

You can't even get a female to stand next to you

PROVE ME WRONG LITTLE GIRL

>>251408

MAYBE I'M COMPLETELY WRONG!!

MAYBE YOU GET LAID A LOT

PROVE IT, SISSY BOY SUPER MARIO

>>251408

Lemme guess………

A speech impediment?….

Do you have a lisp?

>>251413

Because since the beginning of time men have been figuring out how to get women to spread their legs for them, procreating and continuing the human race….

It's one of the most basic natural functions

It's instinctual

If it wasn't so elemental, you wouldn't even exist…

SO THE FACT THAT YOU STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ANY PUSSY SPEAKS VOLUMES

Either you've got something really embarrassing like a speech impediment, or you're simply not sexually attracted to females….

But you don't have a speech impediment, do you?

>>251413

TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS TO NEVER GETTING LAID, DRAGON MASTER

>>251413

(at least not by a female)

>>251413

>>251418

SO YOU'RE SAYING YOUR LACK OF SEX IS SCRIPTED?

YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.. IS THAT SCRIPTED?

YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.. I GUESS THAT'S SCRIPTED ALSO?

YOU'RE MY PUNCHING BAG SALLY

YOU'RE MY SPECIAL LITTLE PUNCHING BAG

>>251418

MY SEXLESS LONELY LITTLE UNACCOMPLISHED INFERIOR EFFEMINATE PUNCHING BAG

MY VERY OWN PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG

ALWAYS HERE…. ALWAYS HANDY

>>251418

AWKWARD LONELY UNEMPLOYED MARSHMALLOW SALLY

who never gets any pussy

THE SANDWICH MASTER

he goes in wanting a sandwich

AND LEAVES WITH ASANDWICH

because he's got no talent

THE MAN OF MANY SANDWICHES

but no female subway employees

My wife just said "YOUVE GOT NO GIRL BECAUSE YOUVE GOT NO DICK"

I swear to god my wife just sized you up

how does that feel, having my wife LITERALLY just say you've got no dick, so of course you've got no pussy

I still say you're a closet homosexual

You're a real sweetheart, Sally

as in : SWEET….. sissy…. a fairy

you ain't shit, videogame boy

you're no better than

any common loser

>>251432

GAG ON MY NUTS, LITTLE GIRL

YOURE MY BITCH

>>251436

you're an effeminate little videogame sissyboy

with no girl

and no job

and no power

you're more like a little girl

than you're like a man

>>251436

you can't even intimdate your mommy anymore

nobody's Intimidated by a videogame sissyboy

lol @ THE DUNGEON MASTER

the effeminate INTIMIDATING roleplay sissy

>>251436

run and hide, Sally

the imageboard dungeon master grabs his trusty game controller, and begins the rest of his lonely existence

ORDER ME A SANDWICH, SALLY

>>251455

Oooooh I hope he pick option 1.

Go for Option 1 fagbot!

>>251458

>>251465

lul

>>251464

Why does he let his daughter wear as much makeup as a whore?

>>251468

*her

>>251468

That poor woman has a lot of demons. Imagine the self control it took to get clean all while your daddy is running around like a deviant after your pussy. You have a child and a life and your daddy wants to fuck you? No words. Surprised she hasn't shot him yet and put him out of everyone's misery.

>>251471

yeah, seriously. all it takes is one degenerate freak to fuck up multiple future generations. absolute garbage.

>>251472

>>251468

Well that >>251337 is disgusting. I had all his posts hidden. Sad I unhid them; no wonder I hide everything that faggot posts.

It really does fuck up generations too. His grandkids will never be normal or healthy. And their kids, if not abusers themselves, will decline in relevance and social status due to his perverse behavior.

>>251474

yup. prbly become drug addicts just like him. fuckin sad.

>>251475

It is. I can't imagine what would cause someone to fuck up their kids and whole generations like that. Must be a 'jewish' thing.

>>251476

thanks, man. i think they'll take it seriously. the 6 year old "anal pig" edit he did alone is child pornography, not to mention all the ret in this thread and elsewhere.

>>251477 (checked)

definitely a jewish thing

>>251478

Seriously mentally disturbed pervert. Night anon.

>definitely a jewish thing

Patton was right about everything. No wonder he threw up his lunch hours later from just remembering the smell while meeting one and from just thinking about his encounters in WWII. He was incensed that this plague of basically demons was unleashed on Civilized Europe.

i know ur lurking. all methed out. prbly just finished fapping to a Huggies® commercial.

u know where im at.

if ur goin to the clank a chomo u r not gettin out.

might as well make it worth it, buddy boy.

u see im not richard spencer.

or some other betamale eceleb.

i let u do what i choose so as to experience ur ability.

u affect wut i make vulnerable.

i r teh honeypot.

now im bored.

at the first sight of my fang ur life got ruined.

in a mere instant.

one real experience and its all over.

come and make it worth it, buddy boy.

u got rekt so bad the earth shook xD

>>251500

lol still asleep, I see….. well, maybe one day you'll finally find a job, learn how to do your own laundry, find a nice boy and settle down?

obviously, you'll wait until your mommy has died

Sleep it off, Romeo

>>251492

AGAIN: my wife correctly mentioned that you've got no woman, because you've got NO DICK

she's a woman, so of course she understands why no other female wanted 'seconds' from your tiny little genitalia.

all the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy

'intimidating badass fantasy roleplay'

was only icing on your sexless cake

it's your diminutive genitalia that

keeps you trapped in the back

bedroom in mommy's house

>>251492

have you considered taking some of those "mystery penis enlargement" pills?

what about a penis implant?

>>251500

you stay awake every night BECAUSE YOU'RE AN UNEMPLOYED MOMMY MOOCH

perhaps you should try going to sleep at a regular hour, waking up at a regular hour, and moving out of your mother's house?

even with your tiny little unused dick, if you didn't live with mommy, you might still be able to find a fat ugly girl who thought Dungeons and Dragons was 'cool'?

My wife just said "the reason his mother allows him to live with her is because she's seen his tiny little penis ever since he was born, so she knows he doesn't stand a chance out there in the real world"

GET A JOB, MOOCH

>>251621

What? Seriously? Johnny is a pedophile? Do you have proof of that anon?

>>251627

Here's a couple of examples.

>>251355

>>251337

>>251455

>>251485

>>251408

It seems Mr. Neptune is involved not only in the production of child pornography but distribution as well. What's interesting is that I've reported the CP on "Angie" both to the recently returned board owner and global moderator, during a time when the BO was active, and yet it's still not removed.

HAHAHA THE UNEMPLOYED MOMMY MOOCH FINALLY WOKE UP ?

>>251621

LOL you weak lazy put of shape sexless little toddler

You've got something in common with Hitler

He was born with only one testicle

And you were obviously born with none

You go right ahead and play whatever little stupid game you want to play…

Your mommy should be getting home from work soon, and she'll be making dinner for you again

>>251638

That would cut into your schizophrenia check, Mr superiority

like I said your mother should be coming home from work soon

What's she making you for dinner tonight?

Johnny! Bad Johnny! Stop spreading CP and threatening to molest children! God is very angry with you! You are going to get yourself in BIG TROUBLE!

Powerless weak out of shape lazy coward sissy boy who lives with his mommy and collects schizophrenia checks…

Not exactly Hitler

Your father obviously had no testicles either

It's a genetic flaw in your lineage

The only testicles in your family have been in your mother's mouth, but she had to pay the bills somehow after your father left

>>251641

Shut the fuck up dude I've never done anything like that before…

He's full of shit… He simply going through old 4chan r9k stuff where I was trying to trigger people by saying outrageous shit

>>251644

AGAIN : YOUR MOTHER HAD TO PAY YOUR BILLS SOMEHOW

>>251644

The only thing that's inevitable here is your mother finally kicking your lazy ass out on the street like she should have done 13 years ago…

You're a stunted sawed off little bitch with a tiny penis (wife has started calling you little man syndrome Sally) and a fragile little ego and an overwhelming inferiority complex

Financially exploit your mother because you don't have the balls to be a man…

You're a moron, in the literal sense…

You think you're a "big detective" because you have a keyboard? Because you went into another manic episode, feverishly looking for archived bullshit I used to troll those r9k losers with?

Really??? THATS your "investigative talent"?

FRIENDLY REMINDER :

YOU HAVE NO TALENT, DUNGEON MASTER

Youre a role play Sissy

>>251647

I've never possessed or posted any such thing

In fact, you've taken photographs of girls in swimsuits, and marked over the swimsuits to make it appear as if the photographs were nude

LOL you're pathetic dungeon and dragon sissy boy

MEANWHILE YOU SIT IN YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE SLEEPING ALL DAY AND STAYING AWAKE ALL NIGHT MASTURBATING, THINKING YOUR MOTHER CAN'T HEAR YOU JACKING OFF

Trust me she knows you're jacking off

>>251649

What's up white trash partially Caucasian marshmallow Sally Dungeons and Dragons video game image board roleplay satanic occultist Neo-Nazi dungeon master magic enchanted elf

WHO DOESN'T HAVE A JOB AND LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER

You stupid pathetic little coward

you've lived your entire life fantasizing that you have the ability to intimidate people

you used to fantasize about being a magical enchanted fairy in a magic enchanted Forest

Then you fantasized about being a dark occultist satanic scary monster

Then for a while you fantasized about your next door neighbor fucking you in the mouth, but within a few days you were fantasizing about becoming a intimidating neo-Nazi

You're none of those things

YOU'RE QUITE LITERALLY WHITE TRASH

YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED WHITE TRASH

YOU ARE A LAZY UNEMPLOYED PIECE OF WHITE TRASH JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER

JUST LIKE YOUR SPINELESS FATHER TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR MOTHER

Because you're lazy and weak and powerless and nobody is intimidated by you

The only one you've ever been able to manipulate was your mother

And she stopped falling for your bullshit a long long time ago

>>251652

You never accomplish anything because you sleep all day, and you stay awake all night so you can avoid your mother

If you got on a regular schedule, you and your mother would interact more often, and she would start dropping hints about you getting a job again

You're not a man… You're less than the average child

you vacillating somewhere between a little boy and a little girl.. but there's nothing about you that's masculine or manly whatsoever

You have no power and no authority and no charisma and no girlfriend and no job

There you sit in mommy's house on your computer

Desperately wishing somebody was intimidated by you

NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN INTIMIDATED BY YOU

THE DUNGEONS & DRAGONS FANTASY SISSY UPLOADS MORE OF HIS FANTASY PHOTOGRAPHS

You're the most intimidating

photograph uploader ever

HAHAHANOBODY UPLOADS PHOTOGRAPHS MORE INTIMIDATINGLY THAN YOU!!!

See? You're a little boy

You've got no testicles

100% TRUE :

My wife has started calling you

"Little man syndrome Sally"

Just like your mother, my wife is a woman, and ALL WOMEN can read you like a book

My wife insists the source of your inferiority complex is between your legs

My wife says there's no advanced psychology necessary… No reason for a psychoanalysis

It's really as simple as you having a tiny dick

honestly i doubt youll even make it out of county.

ANYWAY LOL

im going to get my project underway. feel free to use my thread to whine. get the tears out of your system now because if they sense any weakness you know what will happen. not that it wont happen anyway.. youre a chomo. but at least dont go down a bitch, ok?

<3

KABOOM !!!

And your mother knows you have a tiny dick

>>251661

Go right ahead and get your project underway

God knows you're not going to go looking for a job

Because you're lazy and weak and youre a coward

WITH AN AMAZINGLY SMALL PENIS

The week and powerless little boy with no balls and a tiny teeny little penis

AND AN OVERLY INFLATED EGO TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS SHORTCOMINGS

Marshmallow Sally ™

Mommy's little Dungeons & Dragons genius

You go right ahead and do whatever the fuck you want to do you little sawed off irrelevant powerless insignificant overlooked sexually rejected unemployed insecure inferiority complex fantasy wannabe badass who's never accomplished a goddamn thing with your irrelevant fucking life, and nobody would ever realize if you lived or died, and you'll never have children because you can't even convince a woman to hold Your hand…..

what do teeny tiny scared little dogs do?

they Yap and Yap

So you kick them in the face and they shut the fuck up and run back to their fat ugly human bitch for protection

lmao @ all the women you HAVEN'T fucked

LMMFGDAO @ all the women you'll NEVER fuck

By the way I'm a federal informant.. and unlike you.. I'm not afraid to reach out and contact federal law enforcement….

They know exactly who I am.. I dealt with them many times….

but YOUAREAFRAID

You're afraid to contact them because you realize you will instantly begin being monitored

That's why last night you showed a fake screenshot of an alleged communication between you and the FBI

And then today you admitted you don't have the balls to contact the FBI

Well I DO

And that's why yesterday I took the liberty of reporting you making threats online and trying to act intimidating by showing photographs of blood and cheap downloaded photographs of neo-Nazi uneducated white trash

And I reported it as a hate crime….

Trust me when they connect all the dots, they'll realize you're already being monitored

Because you represent yourself as a Neo-Nazi white supremacist who's continually making threats of violence online

And the United States government considers you to be part of a domestic terrorist organization

So no you don't intimidate anybody

But you're definitely in the crosshairs now

Because yesterday you actually committed a federal offense

And I am not afraid to contact the FBI

So that's the first thing I did

have fun with that, unemployed bum

MARSHMALLOW SALLY™stayed awake all night last night frantically searching through four year old bullshit troll posts made in r9k on 4chan, specifically designed to get under people's skin

(The same way I got under marshmallow Sally's skin so effectively)

And his "evidence" is nothing more than photographs of my adult wife, and a picture of a 19 year old girl wearing a swimsuit…

Realizing his investigative "skills" are moot, he used Windows paint to mark and scribble over the swimsuit, in a lame attempt to make it appear as if the girl was naked under the scribbles…

LOL THAT'S WHAT MARSHMALLOW SALLY DID ALL NIGHT LONG LAST NIGHT UNTIL HIS MOTHER WOKE UP

At which point he turns off his bedroom light so his mother will think he's asleep, she can leave for work without mentioning him having to go get a job again

>>251672

CORRECTION, FANTASY ROLEPLAY SISSY

I said I reported you for TRYING TO intimidate me

But in doing so, you simply put yourself at the top of the list in this board, at least regarding surveillance by federal authorities

Because they're already watching all of you guys

And now you're making threats

You're a real genius

>>251672

Like I said Sally….

NOBODY IS INTIMIDATED BY YOUR FANTASY ROLE PLAY

No girl is aroused by it

And no man is intimidated by it

you literally function on the level of a nine-year-old girl

You don't work

You don't even do your own laundry

Sit around on a computer FANTASIZING

Mommy's little fantasy tough guy

I don't even give a shit. You're like the vinegar smell I scrape off my nuts after not bathing for 3 days

You're literally like testicle perspiration

(Minus the testicles)

You've been overlooked again, sissy boy

>>251675

MOARPHEUFANTASY SISSYBOY

>>251678

There's nothing mean about you

There's nothing intimidating or scary about you

I simply reported you for posting photographs intended to send a visual hate crime threat

And that is a federal offense you lazy unemployed little bitch

Anybody who wants to can go through my complete history and all of my data

And they won't find a single goddamn thing that's illegal

except for the screenshots I took of your attempts at intimidation…

That actually was illegal

And unlike you I didn't fake a screenshot

I actually have the phone numbers

I have the direct email address

And I'm not afraid to call them

Because I do it quite often in fact

And I did it again yesterday

And now you can consider yourself in their crosshairs, Mr fantasy imaginary white supremacist Neo-Nazi domestic terrorist organization idiot on a closely monitored image board

But I'm done with you now Sally…..

You're all bark with no bite

And you're my punching bag

Whenever I feel like ridiculing somebody for being in their mid-30s and still living with their mother not having a job and unable to get any pussy

I know you'll always be here for me

Because I hold you in the same regard everybody else does :

Get a job, MOOCH !!!

And I hold you in the same regard all women do :

HAHAHAHA !!! WTF ??

I'm confident Federal investigators will focus on you and quickly realize that you are nothing more than an effeminate unemployed former Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master fantasy roleplay sissy boy who now fantasy role plays as a white supremacist neo-Nazi sissy boy

The same way everybody perceives you

A sissy…. An unemployed Sissy fantasy faggot

AGAIN: RIP VAN WINKLE :

Your mother won't be around wipe your ass forever

You'll never accomplish anything until you start keeping regular hours

You'll never find a job and you'll never find a girlfriend and you'll never move into your own place and give your mother a break until you stop sleeping all day

You're a disrespectful little girl who takes advantage of his mother

shit, just be honest…..

You think you're so goddamn smart, and while you definitely could get a job, it would be minimum wage working as a stock boy at home Depot or maybe fast food…

But you're in your 30s and you haven't accomplished anything so you're not going to get anywhere in the job market with your false sense of grandeur

Bottom tier stock boy….

Lifting boxes for $8 an hour

So while it's true that if you started keeping regular hours you would find a job, and your mother could force you out of her house finally…

But let's just be realistic here, okay?

EVEN IF YOU HAD A JOB AND YOUR OWN APARTMENT, YOU STILL COULDN'T GET ANY PUSSY BECAUSE GIRLS DON'T LIKE YOU.

Girls have never liked you…

You're effeminate….

Your inferiority complex is laughable…

You're uncool…

You're not funny at all…

You don't know how to make girls feel comfortable

And you're a sissy

GIRLS DON'T LIKE SISSIES, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRL

You're in your thirties and you're living in a bedroom in the back of your mother's house sleeping all day gaining weight pasty and pale from sitting isolated in your stinky little room staring at your stupid little obsolete computer fantasizing about somebody finally noticing you and thinking you were intelligent and intimidating

And this is all you've got…..

This empty image board is all you've got

You don't have a wife who sleeps next to you

You don't have any kids

All you've got is your mother

And this empty little image board

no wonder you suffer from such a laughable inferiority complex

You've earned the right to feel inferior

Because you are a lazy unemployed bum

So I take that back about keeping regular hours and finding a girlfriend

That's obviously not going to happen

Regardless, closet homosexuality or not…..

GET OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT

ITT : WEAK UNEMPLOYED ADULT GETS TRIGGERED

More details as they become available

>>251693

lol yes you did get triggered

sorry..

carry on.

ITT : WANNABE WANTS TO BE, BUT ISN'T

In other words nothing's changed

>>251694

Welcome to the world of me getting under your skin

It's a little bit uncomfortable at first

Once I stretch you out

You'll learn to take it like a bitch

>>251694

Not that I even give a flying fuck to be quite honest but just for posterity and just for the sake of argument…. I'll fill you in here….

several years ago I was pissing off those little wimps in 4chan, in particular the ocean of sissy boys in r9k…

And I said all kinds of outrageous shit designed to trigger reactions from them…..

Nothing illegal whatsoever, just pictures of my wife who was an adult, and a picture of a 19-year-old friend of mine wearing her swimsuit…

Just a bunch of shit designed to trigger a reaction from thin-skinned inexperienced video game sissies, much like yourself…

That's it….

And you actually thought you were on to something?

HEE HEE !!!

You actually stayed up all night?

AND THIS WAS YOUR INVESTIGATION?

hahahahaha you proved that you are actually weaker and dumber than I thought

And I've always told you you're not really a stupid person, you're just not cool

You're not stupid

But you're definitely not cool

>>251694

But as you're finally coming to grips with after all this time, the fact of the matter is I have a special talent for getting under people's skin

It just comes naturally

And yesterday you were mainly triggered by The Dungeons & Dragons thing….

You even admitted it…. You showed your hand

The Dungeons & Dragons thing tipped the scale for you… It became personal after the Dungeons & Dragons bullshit started

Yesterday you accused me of having "scripted trolling"

You said I scripted The Dungeons and Dragons content from 4chan many years ago

I honestly don't remember mentioning Dungeons and Dragons back in 4chan, but since Dungeons & Dragons equates to effeminate sissiness just as much as video games, then I'm sure there's a possibility I actually did mention Dungeons & Dragons a long time ago

But the truth of the matter is I've never played Dungeons & Dragons, and I would never hang out with somebody who played Dungeons & Dragons when I was young, so of course I don't know anything about Dungeons & Dragons whatsoever

But once I realized you were a Dungeons & Dragons fantasy dungeon master deep dark occult intimidating scary spooky neo-Nazi demon whatever the fuck your fantasy is this week… Once I realized that, I decided for the first time in my life I should actually look into Dungeons and Dragons and see what it's all about

And boy oh boy !!

Was I ever correct !!!

It turns out Dungeons and Dragons is even more embarrassing than I thought

The reason you got so mad it's because I managed to correctly assess the situation :

You used to role play as a dungeon master or a two-headed monster or some enchanted pixie in enchanted Forest with a magical sword or something

Real sissy shit… Doesn't get more sissy than that

But then you grew up at age 30 and began role-playing as a fantasy neo-Nazi

It's really just that simple

You traded in one fantasy character for another

And when I correctly assessed that situation, that was the tipping point for you

The reason they're not taking down the photograph of my wife and I is because they have seen that picture a million times already, and they know she was an adult….

They realize I will say shit to trigger responses out of weaklings

But they know my wife was an adult

And little do you realize

I'M THE FEDERAL INFORMANT NOT YOU

RE : SCRIPTED CONTENT

I am completely aware of the repetitive nature of my observations…

It's redundant as fuck

But it's not scripted.. if it was scripted it would be a lot funnier and more charming

Nope.. what I do is very rudimentary

I look at an entire generation of computer imageboard video game anime (and now Dungeons & Dragons) specified effeminate young adult males with no girlfriend

And I make simple observations

I make the correlation for them

Their behavior

Is the reason

No girl will fuck them

and I give them a hard time because they deserve it

They deserve it.. somebody needed to inform them that video games and image boards and anime and Dungeons and Dragons turn girls off

>>251702

Again you're not intimidating anybody sissy boy

Nothing you say means anything to me

Because you can't even hold down a job

You take advantage of your mother

Also you can continue being a sissy

Nobody respects you whatsoever

You're basically a little girl

And little girls don't intimidate anybody

>>251702

Like I said.. Dungeons and Dragons sissy boy

MARSHMALLOW SALLY THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FANTASY SISSY WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER AND CAN'T FIND A GIRL TO HOLD HIS HAND

THE INTIMIDATING FANTASY DUNGEON MASTER

hahahahahahahaha impotent

Tell me about the Dungeons & Dragons…..

Did you buy the little figurines? Did you wear a hood and Cape while playing dungeon master?

I bet that got you a lot of pussy

Because you are a non participant in life

Because you don't have a job

Because you don't have a girlfriend

Because you live with your mother

Because you sleep all day

And surf porn all night

And live the life of a child

You're a non-issue

You're nothing more than a passive little effeminate fantasy sissy boy

Fantasy this.. fantasy that..

You're not an issue.. you're just a little make believe sissy boy who's desperately trying to overcompensate for his lack of Life accomplishment

>>251704

>Again you're not intimidating anybody sissy boy

You're intimidated by the circumstance, not by me. I'm not intimidating in the slightest. In fact, I'm actually a pretty laid-back guy. You went full retard as an unconscious plea for help; you know that you're mentally sick and that producing/distributing child pornography is wrong. Your idiotic behavior was little more than attention-grabbing, hoping someone capable would notice you and remove your ability to do harm. Well… I've noticed. And all prison jokes aside…. I feel bad for you. After learning how badly you fucked up your own life… knowing that I have some of the same problems (not pedophilia, of course, but addiction is a bitch to overcome)… yeah, I felt sympathy. So now I'm going to ensure that you receive the help which you so desperately need. And while you may hate me right now, when you're laying on your prison cot in solitary so that neither the sissy Nazis nor the niggers kill you for being a chomo, you'll thank me.

Why don't you start thanking me right now?

Say….

>Thank you for rekting me, Moarpheus

Go ahead.

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

The way to conquer your inferiority complex

But it has nothing to do with playing roles and fantasizing about being something you're not

GET A FUCKING JOB AND MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT.. YOU INFERIOR LOW CLASS WHITE TRASH TRAILER PARK LEVEL WORTHLESS UNEMPLOYED BUM WITH NO GIRLFRIEND.. GET A FUCKING JOB AND STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR POOR MOTHER

Unlike a fantasy, if you got off your lazy fucking ass and found a job and moved out of your mother's house you would actually realize you no longer felt inferior

REASON YOU FEEL INFERIOR IS BECAUSE YOUAREINFERIOR

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING JOB

YOU UNEMPLOYED TRAILER PARK WHITE TRASH MOOCH TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR MOTHER

Why don't you try playing the role of a fantasy character WHO GOES AND GETS A JOB AND MOVES OUT OF HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE?

Why don't you play the role of a fantasy character WHO STOPS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIS MOTHER?

Of course you suffer from low self-esteem and inferiority

Anybody would if they were a lazy fucking bum who mooched off their mother and refused to get a job

Any adult male would feel inferior if he couldn't bring a girl home because he still lives with his mommy

Because you can't fantasy role play self esteem

I'm afraid you're going to have to get off your lazy ass and find a job and earn self-esteem

YOU FEEL INFERIOR BECAUSE AT THIS LATE STAGE OF THE GAME, EVEN A 15-YEAR-OLD WORKING AT MCDONALD'S IS SUPERIOR TO YOU

You haven't accomplished Jack fucking shit

And now your mother's paying the price…

HEE HEE !!! you're a clown

YOU'VE GOT EVERY REASON ON EARTH TO FEEL INFERIOR

anyway, have fun MR DOMESTIC TERRORIST WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI ORGANIZATION SYMPATHIZER who continually makes threats online in the most monitored image board on the internet….

Time to start making dinner for my wife

When's the last time you had dinner prepared when your mother came home from work?

You can't take care of yourself so of course you're incapable of taking care of anybody else

lol did you learn that magical skill

in Dungeons & dragons?

lol have fun, DUNGEON SISSY

maybe one day you'll stop fantasizing and begin GROWING UP

btw my wife is going to LOVE tonight's dinner…

vegetarian and perfect for a blazing hot summer day

>>251710

Convincing yourself that you're intimidating is all part of your fantasy delusional syndrome

roleplay a fantasy character THAT MAKES DINNER FOR HIS MOTHER instead of relying on her to feed you after she gets home from work

you disrespectful little bitch

lol intimidated by WHAT ??!!!!

because I have photos of my WIVES ?…

hahahaha hit me with your best shit

jealous Little boy with no girlfrend

I just hope you're prepared

lol @ "he posts pictures of his wife's vagina"

ending up with you becoming the target

ANYBODY who wants to go through all of my data more than welcome….

I've got absolutely nothing to hide…

I've got some amazing nude photography of all 3 of my wives…..

I'll be more than happy to show anybody….

But I'll bet they'll be more interested in my satirical insulting graphics I made about marshmallow Sally and Dungeons and Dragons being his sexual and social unraveling…

I bet they'll get a kick out of all the pictures I've made about you…

But they take the white supremacist neo-Nazi domestic terrorist group thing very seriously these days

I'll explain exactly why I Target you and make fun of you because you're a little bitch that doesn't have enough testosterone to go find a job and give your mother a break

the DUNGEON MASTER and his tiny unused rejected penis

EMBARRASSING ROLEPLAY EFFEMINATE SISSY

awwww poor widdle ROLEPLAY BOY can't get a girl

God knows YOU'RE not impregnating any girls

DUNGEON MASTER

because she turned 18 this year

TOTALLY LEGAL, DUNGEON MASTER

lazy bitch sat on his ass for 33 years

using his 'brilliant mind' to accomplish UNEMPLOYMENT and SLEEPING ALL DAY

lol @ him thinking any company will hire him

>>251761

lol you like Debi's tits, huh ?

she gave me a beautiful daughter

experience :

after school, tried role-playing as an adult, but it didn't work out so well, so I moved back in with mommy and focused on role-playing as an "intimidating occultist dungeon master's, but that didn't work out either, so I began WORKING FULL TIME on developing a fantasy roleplay neo Nazi character…

did I get the job ?

lol you wouldn't even qualify as a garbage man

okay wife's home time to eat

adios ENCHANTED VAMPIRE DUNGEON MASTER

goodnight, lonely child ….

clean your room, mooch

>>251767

>oy vey i better go!