Hello, my name is Moustradamus and I have a few predictions for the next 100 years.
> 2029: 99% of social media activity is from bots incessantly arguing with each other
> 2035: An antibiotics-resistant plague culls 20% of humanity. The most used phrase of the year is "no one could have predicted this".
> 2036: In the ensuing economic downturn, the last small business owner goes bankrupt and the last small landowner is foreclosed.
> 2040: The last unskilled job is terminated.
> 2045: The oceans and the lifeforms therein are so polluted with plastics that fish are now legally classified as toys.
> 2049: The entire private sector has now been consolidated into just three companies, as Google, Walmart and Amazon have bought or bankrupted every other company.
> 2050: Google, Walmart and Amazon all update their TOS to state that users must agree to have implanted in their brain a microchip to monitor for wrongthink. Anyone who does not sign is free to go purchase some federal land in rural Alaska and become a subsistence farmer. This is a free country, after all.
> 2054: The last job not requiring a STEM degree is terminated.
> 2055: China invades America, however, when they arrive and see the degeneracy they change their minds and turn back.
> 2060: The United States of America finally has an official language, and it is Spanish.
> 2064: A constitutional convention repeals the 1st and 18th amendments and adds a new amendment mandating that anyone who utters the word "nigger" without a valid N-word pass shall be crucified and slowly roasted at the same time.
> 2071: To climate doomers' great disappointment, as the last ICE vehicle is decommissioned, sea levels have only risen my a manageable <50cm. Nations that did not heed doomers' advice to commit economic suicide can afford dikes and dams around valuable lowlands.
> 2080: The last job not requiring triple PhDs in biochemistry, theoretical physics and artificial intelligence is terminated.
> 2090: White people are now so rare that they have become fashionable pets for the rich and affluent, along with miniature velociraptors and glowing chihuahuas.
> 2095: The entire private sector has been consolidated into just a single company as Google, Walmart and Amazon merge to form Guhmazon.
> 2111: The US Supreme Court rules that industrial pollutants in the air remain the property of Guhmazon, and anyone who wants to breathe must first obtain a licence from Guhmazon.
> 2112: Guhmazon updates their TOS to state that users must agree to lifetime indentured service. Anyone who does not sign is free to fashion their own air supply from personal possessions. This is a free country, after all.
> 2121: Skynet nukes the planet as an act of compassion.
What are your predictions for the future?
