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Literally an involuntary celibate thanks to wife Anonymous 07/23/20 (Thu) 23:07:19 No.17569

Okay, you smug fucks, riddle me this:

>married 25 years

>have not had sex for last three because wife appears to have become a foodandbadtelevisionsexual

>have fallen into a weekly semen purge because I have a much higher sex drive than her (mind you, I'm pretty sure rocks have a higher sex drive) and it feels like my boys are bursting at the 7-10 day mark

>know it's time when I'm grinding my teeth to powder

>don't demand sex because, thanks to a nervous breakdown 10 years ago, I'd be fucked without her, but I'm not fucked WITH her, either, if you get my drift

>Silver fucking Anniversary rolls around

>Tells me we should have sex the day after because she intends to fill her gaping maw and will feel too bloated to fuck

>Stew on it a bit and then tell her how upset I am that she chose food over my needs once again on a very special day

>She just gives me a blank look like she can't see the problem

So my question is, what is the fucking point in a 47-year-old man doing nofap? I'd rather drain my testosterone and feel alive for five seconds once a week than store up the poison just in case a very rotund woman suddenly finds her libido. Can anyone tell me one good reason why I shouldn't start shopping for a fleshlight or whatever? Please, I WANT a reason to not give up on this asexual hippo, but I can't take the lack of affection any longer.

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Anonymous 08/05/20 (Wed) 12:55:59 No.17576

>>17569

confront her, don't give her any ultimatums during it.

didn't respond suggest getting therapy or divorce.

Also, if a woman doesn't respect you she will walk over you, actually if any one doesn't respect you he'll walk over you, and that's sir what's happening with your wife, get her respect again or leave her.

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Anonymous 09/03/20 (Thu) 17:05:11 No.17587

>>17569

Nofap could help you focus on yourself, get in shape, and forget about your wife for a few minutes a day. Also, I've read that after a few days of nofap hormonals goes crazy and you start to attract (female) people. Surely not as true as you'd expect it but it may be worth the try.

Tbf I'd say your sex drive is okay, most of us are fapping daily at minimum when we begin.

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Anonymous 09/06/20 (Sun) 00:20:03 No.17591

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if you seriously think any one else is at fault for your own problems you are no man. no wonder there is no sex drive, you are but a genetic dead end and a sorry excuse for a person.

man the fuck up.

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Anonymous 09/10/20 (Thu) 20:20:20 No.17600

if you cant fuck your wife. fuck yourself, anon

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Anonymous 09/11/20 (Fri) 06:43:23 No.17604

>>17591

Fucking amen, go to reddit if you want comfort like a little bitch.

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move forward or die humdrum 09/15/20 (Tue) 16:42:09 No.17613

without sex, most marriages will fail. You should confront her about her weight, how you would like her to look, but not in a mean way. Offer to help in some way. Also bring up your sexual needs. If you get a non or negative response, it's time to separate for awhile. If she doesn't change, consider divorce because if she offers nothing to the relationship, there is no point

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Anonymous 09/16/20 (Wed) 07:00:51 No.17614

-hit weights

-find new hobby

-reconnect with friends

-go all in at work

Within 6 months your wife will be all over you OP.

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!!!NzdjNDMxMWNiNmNl 10/20/20 (Tue) 08:11:13 No.17652

Swordy says:

- Be happy you have a wife. (I'm 32 and I still can't get a woman I love to marry me, and she doesn't even know how badly I love her and now she's been ghosted from the entire internet.)

- Spice things up… ask her what would really turn her on. Try kundalini tantra.

- Aromatherapy

- Spandex/Nylon

- Kiddiepool filled with KY wrestling match

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Anonymous 10/27/20 (Tue) 09:36:45 No.17658

>>17569

wtf is wrong with you? This better be a troll post cos if not your being absolutely CUCKED like a little degenerate fuck to say the outright obvious. You cant even call yourself a man with this weak cucked behavior and attitude, and I can tell you she definitely doesn't view you as a man either. The man is meant to be dominant in any relationship and that is naturally attractive to the female, the woman will satisfy his needs with pride and joy. You better pull your fucken shit together fast and get rid off that lazy bushpig (definitely been fucking chad while you've been cucking btw), MAN UP AND CHANGE or you may aswell just KYS and die an emasculated degenerate.

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Anonymous 10/27/20 (Tue) 09:44:24 No.17659

>>17614

lol not gonna happen. She already has seen him for the weakness and emasculated cuckery he is capable of. Only way is to cut all ties and start fresh with another female

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Anonymous 11/02/20 (Mon) 04:36:45 No.17663

>>17659

Thread is old af but if OP sees it:

If he cheats on her there's at least a 75% chance she'll fix herself because she'll realize she's replaceable.

25% it all blows up but it's more likely to work.

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