I had to go to prison for one year on an aggravated assault charge. I was lucky because I could have ended up doing 5 years.
when I was released from prison, I met a girl named Caitlin, and she was so fucking hot! her body was so goddamn fucking hot!
Caitlin asked me to marry her like three times, but I had just finished a 16-year marriage to the blonde chick in the other threads, So I wasn't really in the mood to get married again.
I fucked Caitlin's brains out for about 6 months, until I met a German chick named Kirsten who is an amazingly talented artist.
Caitlin was so amazing in bed, with the most amazing little body on her, but she was only 19 years old and I was in my 40s
Even as hot as Caitlin was, she was no match for the German girl Kirsten, because Kirsten was so smart and funny and also very beautiful, but more importantly, talented as fuck.
So the last time I ever saw Caitlin, I fucked the shit out of her and showed her one of Kirsten's paintings, and I told her "yep, unfortunately this is the last time we'll be seeing each other because I'm going to start dating Kirsten now"
I was completely honest about it right up front. I didn't try to hide anything from Caitlin
and Kirsten knew about Caitlin as well, but everything worked out fine, because I handled it with integrity.
I handled it with honesty