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Just what you need to make you feel better

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2d77e5 (64)  No.94735>>94741 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Far Left Co-Opts Grenfell Tower Tragedy to ‘Bring Down Government’ with Foreign Cash

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/17/far-left-co-opt-grenfell-tragedy/

Poll: Europeans Want National Governments, Not EU, to Decide Migration Policies

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/17/poll-oppose-eu-migration-policies/

Swedish Police Attacked By 100 Masked Migrant Youths

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/17/swedish-police-attacked-100-masked-migrant-youths/

b2881c (62)  No.94739>>94747

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2d77e5 (64)  No.94740>>94743

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No greentext today because it's hot and I'm lazy.


048d1a (46)  No.94741

>>94735 (OP)

good edition considering the short notice lass


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94742

thank you lass


a751a0 (26)  No.94743

>>94740

wanna fuck that dragon.


0119d7 (14)  No.94744>>94812

File (hide): 332b821e09b68dd⋯.png (968.8 KB, 1044x674, 522:337, asterix.png) (h) (u)

Asterix the Gaul

Now Playing in Cytube


048d1a (46)  No.94745>>94746

smh vanlad better not be buying coke right now smh


b2881c (62)  No.94746>>94748 >>94751

>>94745

*Im didnt buy it lad, I had a wee line and it was shit.**


edc7db (22)  No.94747>>94750

>>94739

Is cocaine permissible under druid morality?


b2881c (62)  No.94748


0119d7 (14)  No.94749

File (hide): ced6d4a1ef08ab1⋯.png (776.78 KB, 1076x558, 538:279, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Say NO to drugs

Except Magic Potion


b2881c (62)  No.94750

>>94747

Probably not lad, Im only a weak mortal though.


048d1a (46)  No.94751>>94752

>>94746

you didnt even spoiler so now everyone will see hahaha


b2881c (62)  No.94752>>94754 >>94757

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b2881c (62)  No.94753>>94755

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*drunkeness level decreases*


edc7db (22)  No.94754>>94756

>>94752

how long did it last lad?


0119d7 (14)  No.94755>>94756

>>94753

>shame detoxing


b2881c (62)  No.94756>>94758 >>94760

>>94754

It did very little tbh, I am slightly less drunk though.

>>94755

*buys 2 pints at once for myself*

not for long


048d1a (46)  No.94757

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b2881c (62)  No.94758

>>94756

*realises 2 pints is nearly a tenner*

h-haha Ill just have one a lager top then


b2881c (62)  No.94759

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


edc7db (22)  No.94760>>94761

>>94756

The only thing stoping me doing coke is that i'm to autistic buy it again.


b2881c (62)  No.94761>>94762 >>94763 >>94764 >>94765

>>94760

top kek lad, I wouldnt bother if I was sober tbh. tfw buying crack is far more economical than powder cocaine. Cant you buy some fro. the darkweb? o heard thats all the rage now.


048d1a (46)  No.94762>>94766

>>94761

lad you need to stop smh


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94763>>94766

>>94761

>crack

fucking hell please no


edc7db (22)  No.94764>>94768

>>94761

I did that a couple of years ago, it's alot of hassle. the coke was so strong it fucked all the circulation in my arms to the point that couldn't move my hands, looked like a spastic tbh.


535597 (3)  No.94765>>94768

>>94761

>crack

Lad…..


b2881c (62)  No.94766>>94767

>>94762

>>94763

wew lads, its exactly the same drug tbh. you can make almost pure powder cocaine from crack. I dont smoke it now anyway.


048d1a (46)  No.94767

>>94766

WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW LAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSDDDDDDDDD


b2881c (62)  No.94768>>94772

>>94764

kek lad, sounds good tbh.

>>94765

ahhh dont bully me, I was stating a fact not advocating it.


63c788 (1)  No.94769>>94770 >>94777

File (hide): 8524b7ff7af219b⋯.jpg (5.64 KB, 255x198, 85:66, images.jpg) (h) (u)

FUCKING DRUGGISTS

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


b2881c (62)  No.94770>>94773

>>94769

STOP

I wasnt even naughty, smh.


535597 (3)  No.94772>>94775

>>94768

I know lad, it's just that stuff is pure poison


8a86e5 (25)  No.94773>>94775

>>94770

There is a rumour going around that you've been getting drugged up to the eyeballs on magic monkey juice.


b2881c (62)  No.94774

>its already 10pm


b2881c (62)  No.94775>>94779 >>94784

>>94772

agreed lad.

>>94773

HOW DID YOU KNOW???


edc7db (22)  No.94776>>94778 >>94781

cocaine is not immoral if you first reject all forms of sexual immorality


2d77e5 (64)  No.94777>>94785

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>>94769

How did we end up surrounded by degenerate normalfags?


048d1a (46)  No.94778>>94783

>>94776

THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A DRUGGY COPEING TBH


0119d7 (14)  No.94779

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>>94775

*confesses under torture*


b2881c (62)  No.94781

>>94776

Wrong


f67702 (8)  No.94782>>94788

Hmmrp, what a waste of my time, she's still going to go with him.


edc7db (22)  No.94783>>94788 >>94793

>>94778

Taking coke is not a disgusting inversion of natural drive, promiscuous sex is.


8a86e5 (25)  No.94784

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b2881c (62)  No.94785>>94792

>>94777

>Im a normalfag

IM EVOLVING


fc0d2d (47)  No.94786>>94792

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>>94721

Thanks, lass


048d1a (46)  No.94788>>94790

>>94782

atleast you tried

>>94783

lmao whatever famalam


0719cd (1)  No.94789>>94791 >>94794 >>94795

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>brit/politics/


edc7db (22)  No.94790

>>94788

better to be a virgin then an anti drug whore


b2881c (62)  No.94791>>94797


2d77e5 (64)  No.94792>>94799 >>94803

>>94785

Of course you're a normalfag. If you can smoke or snort it you've already done it and you shag anything on two legs.

>>94786

You're welcome lad.


b2881c (62)  No.94793>>94796

>>94783

I disagree with this, drug use is inherently degenerate.


fc0d2d (47)  No.94794


522620 (28)  No.94795>>94798 >>94802 >>94806

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I have added new banners for the degenerate scum that browse this board

>>94789

That's /brit//politics/ to you


edc7db (22)  No.94796>>94806

>>94793

yeah its not as degenerate as sexual degeneracy tho


8a86e5 (25)  No.94797>>94806

>>94791

How's all that lovely totty you posted about earlier on doing atm?


fc0d2d (47)  No.94798>>94800

>>94795

Our BO is the biggest bully


048d1a (46)  No.94799

>>94792

>doing drugs makes you a normie

i diagree with this part of the statment, would you look at a heroine addict and think to yourself "heh, fuckin normie"


522620 (28)  No.94800>>94805

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I actually miss Monarch

>>94798

you always knew this


0119d7 (14)  No.94801

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>(((romans)))


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94802

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>>94795

yay..


b2881c (62)  No.94803

>>94792

>if you can take drugs you are a normalfag

Kek lass, thats wholly untrue.

>shag anything on two legs

I try, but rarely succeed.


edc7db (22)  No.94804>>94807 >>94818

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What is /newbrit/ doing to celebrate the birthday of our most gracious Queen?


fc0d2d (47)  No.94805>>94814

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>>94800

We're pure, lad. Besides even if we were degenerate scum you as our BO should boost our morale instead of putting us down.


b2881c (62)  No.94806>>94810 >>94814 >>94822

>>94797

ignoring me tbh, smh.

>>94795

oi leave it out I wasnt even particularly immoral.

>>94796

Hmm, maybe. Degeneracy is degeneracy though.


0119d7 (14)  No.94807>>94808 >>94809

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>>94804

jewmanic scum tbh

UP CARATACUS ARE LAST RIGHTFUL KING


048d1a (46)  No.94808

>>94807

Fuggin hippie


b2881c (62)  No.94809


edc7db (22)  No.94810>>94811

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>>94806

Virginity is far more important than whether you've put some plat extract in your nose.


b2881c (62)  No.94811>>94832

>>94810

This is entirely open for debate, lad. cocaine is not an extract, its a semi man-made product.


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94812>>94813 >>94815

>>94744

>tfw seen irl asterix several times and nearly picked a fight with one

SAY PARDON WHEN YOU PUSH ME OUT OF THE WAY YOU GAULISH FUCK


0119d7 (14)  No.94813>>94816

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>>94812

they're too manly to apologise

I respect their enormous moustaches tbh

used to go to a gaulish village replica/kiddy park thing when I was living in Brittany, well fun, they had rowing boats and chariots and catapults and stuff


522620 (28)  No.94814>>94817

>>94805

No lad that's your girl's job, not the BO's. Don't overthink this meme tbh

>>94806

kek lad just kidding, you can get boozed up in a field if you want, I won't stop you


048d1a (46)  No.94815

>>94812

lmao calm down lass


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94816>>94820 >>94823

>>94813

Well then he can be a mannerly Gaul and say pardon or a manly Gaul and square up


fc0d2d (47)  No.94817>>94825

>>94814

My girl?


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94818>>94819

>>94804

I burnt some cladding


b2881c (62)  No.94819


0119d7 (14)  No.94820>>94821 >>94826

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>>94816

>expecting any kind of frenchman to admit wrongdoing to a Briton

wew lad

just run 300 yards in front of him over a muddy field, dig some pits to slow down his destriere and construct a thicket of sharpened stakes to impede his charge, then fill him full of arrows with your longbow


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94821

>>94820

Sounds like a plan


8a86e5 (25)  No.94822>>94824

>>94806

>ignoring me tbh, smh.

Dammit lad, I had high hopes.

I still think your best chance was your ex tbh.


b2881c (62)  No.94823>>94826

>>94816

>not instantly bottling any frenchmen you come across


b2881c (62)  No.94824>>94853

>>94822

She's in the beer tent with yet another lad, Im absolutely sure shes just trying to make me jealous.


522620 (28)  No.94825>>94831 >>94835

>>94817

Presuming you have one ofc

Don't worry lad it's just a weird meme

I'll see myself out


b2881c (62)  No.94826

>>94820

>>94823

actually wessexs idea is better


048d1a (46)  No.94827>>94829 >>94830 >>94833

im a little french tbh


fc0d2d (47)  No.94828>>94834

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Waitress inserts a customer's sausage inside her vagina before serving him

puke.jpg


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94829>>94834

>>94827

same, honhonhon


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94830>>94834

>>94827

Explains somethings tbh


b2881c (62)  No.94831

>>94825

I got the joke lad, bit sombre tbh.


edc7db (22)  No.94832>>94834 >>94836

>>94811

Putting things in your nose is not some natural instinct crucial to the continuation of your species.Your just salty because you can never re-virgin yourself.


b2881c (62)  No.94833>>94838

>>94827

Kek, how french? Im about 0.5% norman.


048d1a (46)  No.94834>>94837 >>94845

>>94828

HOT

>>94829

Oui Oui

>>94830

explains what, taig?

>>94832

If you think he wants to be a virgin i think you have the wrong idea about him


fc0d2d (47)  No.94835

>>94825

I'm just being a bully, lad


b2881c (62)  No.94836>>94837 >>94841

>>94832

>being a male virgin

AHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAAAAAHHAAHAH


fc0d2d (47)  No.94837>>94840 >>94841

>>94834

>HOT

Would it be gay not to eat that, lad?

>>94836

Lad………………………………..


048d1a (46)  No.94838>>94844

>>94833

My gandfather on my fathers side is half french and half Nazi so i guess 12.5. oddly specific


0119d7 (14)  No.94839

File (hide): 725df3cc9266bc4⋯.png (468.41 KB, 540x511, 540:511, Sweaty LQ pepe.png) (h) (u)

bit hot tbh


b2881c (62)  No.94840>>94842 >>94848

>>94837

whoops sorry lad, I only meant in relation to being a degenerate drug using virgin.


048d1a (46)  No.94841>>94848

>>94836

Lass remmeber what kind of company you are in

>>94837

>Would it be gay not to eat that, lad?

I dont make the rules lad so dont ask me


edc7db (22)  No.94842>>94848

>>94840

I have not used any drugs in 3 years, jokes on you.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94843

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b2881c (62)  No.94844>>94846

>>94838

So you are an eighth baguette muncher, not too bad.

>oddly specific

Its a guess tbh, got 1 confirmed norman in my family tree from several hundred years ago. Probably less than .5% tbh.


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94845>>94846 >>94847

>>94834

you don't want my taigness touching frenchbirds


048d1a (46)  No.94846>>94856

>>94844

yeah, do feel a bit like a h'white though

>>94845

why? also awnser the question or were you just chatting shit?


0119d7 (14)  No.94847

>>94845

>renewing the auld alliance


b2881c (62)  No.94848>>94850 >>94905

>>94841

see

>>94840

>>94842

>3 years ago

>is still a virgin

How is this possible


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94849>>94851 >>94852

Oh I just found a lighter on a seat next to me that looks funky and it works


048d1a (46)  No.94850

>>94848

fairs


b2881c (62)  No.94851>>94854 >>94863

>>94849

based, is it a Djeep? they are made in france.


048d1a (46)  No.94852>>94859

>>94849

stop being so edgy and put it back smh


8a86e5 (25)  No.94853>>94858

>>94824

Yeah, she might be, females absolutely love going that.

If it looks like you're not going to pull, it might be a good time for a tactical retreat. I could see you getting more drunk, lonely and miserable because of the psychic game she's playing with you lad.


b2881c (62)  No.94854

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8a86e5 (25)  No.94855>>94860

Can someone clear the cytube playlist?

I don't want to watch this smiling guy.

Pembs?


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94856>>94861

>>94846

It explains why you don't want me getting friendly with the Frenchbirds si vouz comprenez


fc0d2d (47)  No.94857

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b2881c (62)  No.94858

>>94853

>tactically retreating before last orders

Still got 40 minutes of silent pouting to endure before I can make my escape, Im getting a lift back with the barlad. Ta for the concern though lad.


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94859>>94861 >>94862

>>94852

Finders keepers


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94860

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>>94855

*sits and smiles*


048d1a (46)  No.94861>>94880

>>94856

Nah i dont identify as french, i dont want you to make a fucking mistake FOR YOUR SAKE. Either brake up with your gf and stop playing her for a fool or keep ye hands to yourself. Its not that hard man up

>>94859

cringe


b2881c (62)  No.94862>>94867 >>94868

>>94859

theres a fat ginger south african lad with a drinking horn that looks like a viking here tonight, he scowled when I asked if he was a rhodie, smh.


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94863>>94866

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fc0d2d (47)  No.94864>>94869 >>94870

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1ff1a6 (8)  No.94865>>94870 >>94871 >>94876

File (hide): 7c1c55848d0c7c6⋯.png (177.27 KB, 450x253, 450:253, magik (1).png) (h) (u)

Evening people

I'm feeling a bit better today

How are you all coping?


b2881c (62)  No.94866

>>94863

smh electric lighters are shit. Take the sparker out and zap some french twats.


048d1a (46)  No.94867>>94873

>>94862

errr do you mean Zimbabwe you islamiphobe


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94868>>94873

>>94862

He's probably a boer maybe. Rhodesia was an Anglo colony and true Boers (tm) do not like the SA gov regardless of who was in power. Or one of the benders who don't like anything pre 1994 about their precious rainbow nation despite moving as soon as possible.


b2881c (62)  No.94869>>94872

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5ae6b3 (60)  No.94870>>94872 >>94874

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>>94864

>>94865

hey, that's good tbh. I'm alright


fc0d2d (47)  No.94871>>94874

>>94865

Hey lass. That's good. It's so late


fc0d2d (47)  No.94872>>94875

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b2881c (62)  No.94873>>94878

>>94867

No I meant the Cecil Rhodes Colony, Africa.

>>94868

He was about 90% fedora autiste, 10% SA, so probably a boer then.


1ff1a6 (8)  No.94874>>94881

>>94870

Good to hear you're okay!

>>94871

Usually i'm exhausted by 10pm even if I take a nap earlier in the day

Today no nap and I feel full of energy still


b2881c (62)  No.94875>>94877


2d77e5 (64)  No.94876>>94883

>>94865

I'm all right at the moment but this hot weather is exhausting. I spent most of the afternoon gardening and I was left with no energy to do anything after I finished.


fc0d2d (47)  No.94877>>94879

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048d1a (46)  No.94878

>>94873

*gasp* thats a very angry nativist stance to take


b2881c (62)  No.94879>>94884


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94880>>94882 >>94886

>>94861

I haven't touched anyone or have I looked at any porn after we decided to be a couple. One must look upon the menu even if one is not allowed to order, yet you lecture me about mistakes whilst you carry a tab of acid, I am drinking in good company and my french is below subpar, the only mistake I could make is mispronouncing how to order beer.


fc0d2d (47)  No.94881>>94896

File (hide): bf5032dcb0b3b34⋯.png (12.6 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>94874

Opposite tbh usually have energy but today I'm really tired and lazy, probably the heat. And it gets hotter tomorrow.


b2881c (62)  No.94882

>>94880

>not ragging as many french chicks as you can

Smh. Im joking lad


1ff1a6 (8)  No.94883>>94887 >>94890 >>94896

>>94876

I had to cut the grass today too, doesn't sound like a big deal but our garden is massive

takes about an hour and it was so hot today I was sweating even without doing anything


fc0d2d (47)  No.94884>>94885

File (hide): 9cd529822078386⋯.png (708.91 KB, 875x667, 875:667, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


b2881c (62)  No.94885>>94889 >>94890

File (hide): fba01882863998c⋯.jpg (10.43 KB, 500x338, 250:169, WuqKk.jpg) (h) (u)


048d1a (46)  No.94886>>94891 >>94906

>>94880

Lad dont act all high and mighty, you litterally admitted to me you were looking to hookup with french girls on tinder. Stop lying to yourself. Me having a small dosage of a drug for recreational use is way less of a big deal then you trying to get you r dick wet without your gf knowing.


fc0d2d (47)  No.94887>>94890 >>94895

>>94883

Seems like everybody has those robot mowers these days

>tfw we're stuck with an old one

>tfw the motor doesn't even work and one of the wheels are tilted awkwardly making pushing it hard work


b2881c (62)  No.94888

File (hide): 389c0a8562aede2⋯.jpg (250.04 KB, 986x708, 493:354, 20170617_161131.jpg) (h) (u)


fc0d2d (47)  No.94889>>94894


0119d7 (14)  No.94890>>94895 >>94896

File (hide): ed679eba1aa9271⋯.png (101.35 KB, 208x206, 104:103, very neanderthal varg devo….png) (h) (u)

>>94885

has science gone too far?

>>94887

>>94883

>cutting your grass instead of letting it grow and seeding the area with fruit and vegetables

STOP


b2881c (62)  No.94891>>94893

>>94886

>having a small dosage of a drug for recreational use is way less of a big deal then you trying to get you r dick wet without your gf knowing.

Id say it was the other way round, tbh


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94892

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


048d1a (46)  No.94893>>94897

>>94891

litterally how?also lad thats kinda fucked up


b2881c (62)  No.94894>>94898

File (hide): aa771423e8fcd8f⋯.jpg (8.14 KB, 215x234, 215:234, images.jpg) (h) (u)


1ff1a6 (8)  No.94895>>94902

>>94887

ours is a standard petrol push one

takes a bit of effort

>>94890

I do have a few succulents in my room that I take care of, if that counts for anything


2d77e5 (64)  No.94896>>94900 >>94901

>>94881

>And it gets hotter tomorrow.

Wew, I don't know whether that will make going out for father's day easier or harder. Have you shown that special pepe to her yet?

>>94883

I get worn out just trying to start up my lawnmower because it takes several attempts at pulling the chord to get it going.

>>94890

Grassy fields are the anglo's native habitat tbh. My gran let trees grown all over her back field and now it's a nightmare to navigate.


b2881c (62)  No.94897>>94899

>>94893

>implying I trust women at all - they are all out getting dicked by someone else on a weekend, why not you as well?


fc0d2d (47)  No.94898>>94912

File (hide): 9f420805d9d8b13⋯.png (9.59 MB, 2523x1720, 2523:1720, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


048d1a (46)  No.94899>>94907

>>94897

by this logic it isnt immoral to loot because niggers do it too


0119d7 (14)  No.94900>>94912

File (hide): 086ffe27d1d00ac⋯.png (141.99 KB, 672x628, 168:157, very spoopy varg spooping ….png) (h) (u)

>>94896

Forests are the European's native habitat


fc0d2d (47)  No.94901>>94912

File (hide): fcf1173e86ee2c7⋯.png (2.22 KB, 188x62, 94:31, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>94896

>Have you shown that special pepe to her yet?No lass what if it offends her?


b2881c (62)  No.94902>>94904 >>94908 >>95016

>>94895

>succulents

MY NIGGA


0119d7 (14)  No.94903

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

comfy bedtime caveman video tbh

night lads


fc0d2d (47)  No.94904>>94910

>>94902

But why?


edc7db (22)  No.94905>>94910

>>94848

my will is to powerful to ever sucome to such base desires.


f2a8d3 (13)  No.94906>>94911

>>94886

It is one thing to say another to do


b2881c (62)  No.94907>>94911

>>94899

I get that tbh, but if a nigger was looting a shop, and you could benefit rather than the nigger, is that not ethnically beneficial?


1ff1a6 (8)  No.94908>>94914 >>94916

>>94902

wew that's an impressive collection!


fc0d2d (47)  No.94909

File (hide): 592e580ce604885⋯.gif (497.49 KB, 245x182, 35:26, 1405334401667.gif) (h) (u)


b2881c (62)  No.94910>>94913 >>94917

>>94904

cacti and succulents relax me.

>>94905

or women are just repulsed by you.


048d1a (46)  No.94911>>94918

>>94906

intention without intervention lacks any sort of prevention.

>>94907

Smh lad, you're supposed to set the standerd and rise above them. Thats why we are supirior, because we are not like them same with women. ill assume your saying this because you're drunk


2d77e5 (64)  No.94912>>94915 >>94936

File (hide): 6885f39de5cc033⋯.png (794.36 KB, 644x900, 161:225, __kobayashi_and_tooru_koba….png) (h) (u)

>>94898

Is that a real historical tapestry?

>>94900

Maybe it's the jock in me that longs for open plains and open skies. Forests and bogs are not homely to me.

>>94901

I'm sure she'll find it amusing at at least.


048d1a (46)  No.94913>>94919

>>94910

>or women are just repulsed by you.

steady on fam


b2881c (62)  No.94914>>94920

>>94908

thanks lad, most were rescued from garden centres in terrible condition, and some I bred from cuttings I nicked from the eden project.


fc0d2d (47)  No.94915>>94929

>>94912

>Is that a real historical tapestry?

>La Bête de la Mer (from the Tapisserie de l'Apocalypse in Angers, France). A medieval tapestry, this detail of which shows John, the Dragon, and the Beast of the Sea.


fc0d2d (47)  No.94916>>94921

File (hide): 7a9d132e89d6c78⋯.png (93.97 KB, 850x639, 850:639, Luna DUP hug.png) (h) (u)

>>94908

They'll be nice to you, lass


edc7db (22)  No.94917>>94919

>>94910

not realy sure, probably


b2881c (62)  No.94918>>94920

>>94911

kek, I know where youre coming from, but in a straight up choice between a woman fucking someone else or me, Ill figgt to make sure its my willy that gets wet.


b2881c (62)  No.94919>>94920 >>94931

>>94913

>>94917

sorry, the banter carried poorly over the internet.


048d1a (46)  No.94920>>94922

>>94914

>eden project

B A S E D C O R N W A L L

>>94918

smh low standerds

>>94919

haha fair enough, sounded like you were trying to cut him down


1ff1a6 (8)  No.94921>>94923 >>94936

>>94916

The DUP?

Best case scenario is they don't interfere with social issues and policy in England.

They could potentially completely stall LGBT rights / healthcare improvements or set us backwards.


b2881c (62)  No.94922>>94924

File (hide): d74926f554a88c5⋯.jpg (33.06 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, P1010128_zpsbac7ff08.jpg) (h) (u)

>>94920

BABY CACTI TBH


048d1a (46)  No.94923>>94926

>>94921

>They could potentially completely stall LGBT rights / healthcare improvements or set us backwards.

lmao what is your politcal affiliation lad?


048d1a (46)  No.94924>>94927

>>94922

ngl pretty adorable


fc0d2d (47)  No.94925>>94928

File (hide): 9154eb7ccfb2e36⋯.png (287.7 KB, 313x368, 313:368, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


1ff1a6 (8)  No.94926>>94928 >>94930

>>94923

I'd say i'm a libertarian I guess.

I want gay couples to be able to protect their weed with guns.


b2881c (62)  No.94927>>94933


b2881c (62)  No.94928

File (hide): b7ae8a127a91841⋯.jpg (186.72 KB, 561x777, 187:259, Osmar_Schindler_David_und_….jpg) (h) (u)

>>94926

what the fuck

>>94925

>


2d77e5 (64)  No.94929>>94934

File (hide): 0d1d0f7e6491ae0⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1191x963, 397:321, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>94915

For a moment I thought it was King Ghidorah in spoof-medieval fanart.


048d1a (46)  No.94930

>>94926

>I want gay couples to be able to protect their weed with guns.

only bti i liked in that was really the guns tbh isnt that what the american libertarian party used as their slogan?


edc7db (22)  No.94931>>94932 >>94933

>>94919

i could always use a prostitute yet i do not, nor will i ever.


b2881c (62)  No.94932>>94946

>>94931

Because you are a eunuch?


048d1a (46)  No.94933>>94935

>>94927

Awww, i like the little environment around him

>>94931

yeah but most people wouldnt do that tbh


fc0d2d (47)  No.94934>>94945

File (hide): 40542aa283816ec⋯.png (477.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>94929

many-headed serpents aren't exactly rare in history I think. King Ghidorah is cool though. Wonder how they'll make him in this new universe.


b2881c (62)  No.94935>>94939

File (hide): 214bacc09d0cf76⋯.jpg (10.53 KB, 300x209, 300:209, s-l300.jpg) (h) (u)

>>94933

I got these because they look lewd when they are shedding, smh.


0119d7 (14)  No.94936>>94937 >>94938 >>94939

File (hide): 5c6b2a30a6b8471⋯.png (586.68 KB, 521x505, 521:505, homos.png) (h) (u)

night again lads please gas the fucking tranny for the gods sake

I have to fuck off every time it appears

>>94912

>jock

>open plains and open skies

>implying Scotland isn't a hellscape of high mountains and deep lochs and heather-blasted moors

>implying it wasn't covered with forest just like the rest of are ancestral land in the deep times of prehistory

you got too civilized tbh

nature will destroy you

>>94921

>come back after comfy heterosexual not gay caveman video

>for this

go to the top of a rapefugee tower block and if you survive, jump off and do a flip


b2881c (62)  No.94937

>>94936

Night mate.


fc0d2d (47)  No.94938>>94941 >>94943

>>94936

Night lad. Luna hasn't really done anything to offend you tonight though?


048d1a (46)  No.94939

>>94935

kek

>>94936

night lad, i feel how you feel about the tranny. Its damn frustrating


fc0d2d (47)  No.94940>>94943

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Applaus for a moderate muslim and her very "moderate" views


b2881c (62)  No.94941

>>94938

advocating for gay rights is offensive.


b2881c (62)  No.94942>>94943 >>94944

*leaves without pulling that pouty slag*

ahhhhh mission failed


048d1a (46)  No.94943

>>94940

HAHA

>>94938

being anti DUP and acting like its not a bad thing is pretty offensive tbh

>>94942

better luck next time


fc0d2d (47)  No.94944>>94947

>>94942

Are you leaving a lot of bastards as you travel around working, lad?


2d77e5 (64)  No.94945>>94948 >>94951

File (hide): 91f1c56612ad27b⋯.png (46.13 KB, 381x240, 127:80, godzilla 2014.png) (h) (u)

>>94934

Hopefully they'll let him stay on the screen for more than ten minutes. I'm still wading through the 60s Godzilla movies and even those feel like they have too much human stuff and not enough monster stuff sometimes.


edc7db (22)  No.94946>>94947 >>94949

>>94932

No i'm no eunuch. Promiscuous sex makes me feel physicaly sick, not sure how to explain it but it feels like premarital sex is a direct act of violence towards God.


59a208 (3)  No.94947

>>94944

No lad, Im a responsible womaniser.

>>94946

Fair enough, as long as you are actively seeking marriage then I cant fault that pov. What I take issue with is incels claiming its a virtue.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94948

File (hide): b3f4dc69b7dca06⋯.jpg (47.04 KB, 480x720, 2:3, 1497658526628.jpg) (h) (u)

>>94945

wew I had no idea when I watched it


048d1a (46)  No.94949

>>94946

Admirable


1ff1a6 (8)  No.94950>>94952 >>94953 >>94954 >>94955

I am anti-DUP, suck it.

Religious loonies, climate change deniers, earth is 6000 year old creationists, what's there to like?

Gonna go play some vidya now anyways ttyl <3


fc0d2d (47)  No.94951>>94966

File (hide): bb721518c450293⋯.png (236.52 KB, 335x388, 335:388, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 8529efe1058644c⋯.png (969.64 KB, 564x801, 188:267, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>94945

guess copying the old doesn't really work if the old sucks. I enjoyed Kong Skull Island though. They teased Rodan, Mothra and King Ghidorah at the end of Kong: Skull Island. Wonder how they will fit all those.


048d1a (46)  No.94952

>>94950

>Religious loonies

Religion is a good thing at its core

>what's there to like?

everything else

>Gonna go play some vidya now anyways ttyl <3

you are smug for literally no reason


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94953>>94958

>>94950

the DUP are the last bastions of morality in British politics, we need their religious fervor imo to help stop the muzzies

they're probably more moderate against Islam these days though…


59a208 (3)  No.94954>>94956

File (hide): 01a5f29cf454f09⋯.jpg (103.04 KB, 800x1119, 800:1119, 52589-the-warriors-playsta….jpg) (h) (u)


fc0d2d (47)  No.94955

>>94950

Not really diplomatic, lass. Later


048d1a (46)  No.94956>>94961

>>94954

*bangs beer bottles together* COME OUT TO PLAAAYAYYAYAY


fc0d2d (47)  No.94957>>94962

File (hide): 1c8b1da8b438646⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1600x667, 1600:667, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Remember those 10,000 Muslims peacefully protesting terrorism in Cologne? Yeah…

>a few hundred people gathered for the demonstration

>The country's biggest Islamic association had refused to take part in the march

How many Muslims turned out for Erdogan again?

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/muslim-peace-march-held-germany-turnout-disappoints-48103807


edc7db (22)  No.94958>>94959

File (hide): cb997b5159918a6⋯.jpg (103.39 KB, 880x560, 11:7, G O R E T E X D P M.jpg) (h) (u)

>>94953

There pretty much the only socially conservative force in british politics


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94959

>>94958

splendid isolation tbh


fc0d2d (47)  No.94960

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*herds you*


59a208 (3)  No.94961>>94963

>>94956

ALRIGHT BOPPERS, SOME COOL CATS NAMED THE FURIES ARE GONNA TUSSLE WITH THE WARRIORS


edc7db (22)  No.94962>>94973

>>94957

the biggest "far right" group in germany is the grey wolves, a turkic nationalist group


048d1a (46)  No.94963

>>94961

kek, such a good film


fc0d2d (47)  No.94964>>94965 >>94967

File (hide): 467c35da806f4ce⋯.png (446.92 KB, 640x743, 640:743, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

PLEASE STOP


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94965

>>94964

how does their reproductive system work with all those testosterone shots? doesn't it affect it in anyway?


2d77e5 (64)  No.94966>>94971 >>94978

>>94951

I wouldn't say classic Godzilla sucks, it's just cheesey self-aware entertainment. At least in the 60s era.

The original movie from 1954 is a masterpiece though. They played it completely straight and it really impressed me. When the japs rebooted the series in the 80s, they kept only the 1954 movie as canon and for a very good reason.


048d1a (46)  No.94967

>>94964

this is what lun-a wants


edc7db (22)  No.94968

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

♫ayy,çan't keep my herd in my çamp,

i'm like kurd who is your man'ş ayy♫


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94969

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94970>>94972

File (hide): 634fb0a39871795⋯.jpg (222.48 KB, 512x600, 64:75, 1493935280510.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no pet mini seal


fc0d2d (47)  No.94971

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94966

Seems like the new ones are going to be a bit lighthearted and fun adventure films. Haven't watched any of the originals.


fc0d2d (47)  No.94972>>94974

>>94970

>buy mini pet seal

>turns out it's actually a beachmaster


89878f (1)  No.94973

>>94962

They're also inside all major German police departments


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94974>>94977

File (hide): 66feace5b2fc0dd⋯.png (4.54 KB, 197x134, 197:134, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>94972

I accept it


fc0d2d (47)  No.94975>>94981

File (hide): a0a2be999414566⋯.png (556.57 KB, 870x514, 435:257, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


8a86e5 (25)  No.94976>>94979

File (hide): 8003dce692dacd4⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 271.43 KB, 384x216, 16:9, spurdowow.gif) (h) (u)

B E N I S


fc0d2d (47)  No.94977

>>94974

Good lass. No neck biting for you


a751a0 (26)  No.94978>>94980 >>94981 >>94991

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94966

I like the era where they were aiming them at kids the most.


edc7db (22)  No.94979

File (hide): 0ede35fe1b62cf8⋯.jpg (63.31 KB, 720x435, 48:29, benis.jpg) (h) (u)


fc0d2d (47)  No.94980>>94982

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94978

JET JAGUAR JET JAGUAR

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94981

>>94975

>that music

>>94978

topkek


a751a0 (26)  No.94982

>>94980

What a hero.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.94983>>94987 >>94991

File (hide): c8b113f4949da00⋯.gif (2.81 MB, 288x223, 288:223, lain sleep.gif) (h) (u)

goodnight tbh


fc0d2d (47)  No.94984>>94990 >>94998

File (hide): b5e7272361f3d6c⋯.png (525.41 KB, 648x560, 81:70, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

https://www.defendevropa.org/2017/germany/germany-migrant-sex-crimes-increased-500/

>A report published by the Federal Criminal Police Office (Bundeskriminalamt, BKA), the number migrant-perpetrated sexual offences -- defined as sexual assaults, rapes and the sexual abuse of children – had increased by 500% between 2013 and 2016.

>The report is one which is published annually under the heading of Criminality in the Context of Migration (Kriminalität im Kontext von Zuwanderung), records crimes committed by asylum seekers, refugees and illegal immigrants. This definition covers the vast majority of the nearly 2 million migrants that the Merkel regime has imported over the last few years.

>The latest edition of this report, published at the end of April, shows that migrants committed an average of 9 sexual offences every single day in Germany last year. That is a 102% increase on the previous year’s figures.

>The largest increase from 2015 to 2016 came from an influx of Iranian Zuwanderung (asylum seekers, refugees and illegal immigrants), who committed 329.7% more sexual crimes. This group was followed closely by Syrians who committed 318.7% more sex crimes than the previous year

>Afghanistan (up 259.3%); Iraq (up 222.7%); Pakistan (up 70.3%); Algeria (up 100%); and Morocco (up 115.7%) were the other primary countries of origins of the biggest culprits in sexual crime cases.

>To put these figures in context, that means that migrants committed 3,404 sexual crimes in 2016. Considering Germany has a rape rate of 9 per 100,000 inhabitants, this means that -- with the figures loosely extrapolated – migrants are committing just under 50% of all rapes in the country, despite being less than 5% of the overall population.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-crime-idUSKBN17Q1G4?il=0


8a86e5 (25)  No.94985>>94986 >>94988

File (hide): 635abad8cd9a7f8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 908.89 KB, 642x767, 642:767, trippywojak.png) (h) (u)

it's starting to kick in tbh…

stay with me lads, I…


fc0d2d (47)  No.94986>>94989


fc0d2d (47)  No.94987

>>94983

night lass


048d1a (46)  No.94988>>94993

>>94985

Lad what have you taken?


8a86e5 (25)  No.94989

File (hide): a814693472616d0⋯.jpg (82.59 KB, 1050x590, 105:59, bindrugs.jpg) (h) (u)


a751a0 (26)  No.94990

>>94984

SAVE US JET JAGAR


2d77e5 (64)  No.94991>>94992

File (hide): 4bd7265b7612fe1⋯.jpg (210.48 KB, 730x730, 1:1, bedhead.jpg) (h) (u)

>>94978

They are really charming.

>>94983

Sweet dreams. I'll head to bed too now.


fc0d2d (47)  No.94992

File (hide): b9394a01b84a3c1⋯.png (13.58 KB, 750x408, 125:68, db11.png) (h) (u)

>>94991

Night lass


8a86e5 (25)  No.94993>>94994 >>94995

>>94988

Nothing illegal.

i think


048d1a (46)  No.94994

>>94993

yeah but what have you taken fam?


a751a0 (26)  No.94995>>94997

>>94993

On the nutmeg?


fc0d2d (47)  No.94996>>94999

File (hide): 7202fb8ac129cd6⋯.png (361.78 KB, 611x631, 611:631, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Yeah deport everyone on welfare, right? :^)

>Bottom line: So-called real Americans are screwing up America. Maybe they should leave, so that we can replace them with new and better ones: newcomers who are more appreciative of what the United States has to offer, more ambitious for themselves and their children, and more willing to sacrifice for the future. In other words, just the kind of people we used to be --- when “we” had just come off the boat.

Such cunts

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/16/opinion/only-mass-deportation-can-save-america.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=2


edc7db (22)  No.94997

>>94995

nutmeg take about 8 hours to kick in


db8ed8 (16)  No.94998

>>94984

>they actually collect statistics for the ethnicity and country of origin of criminals

Wow racist much?


db8ed8 (16)  No.94999

File (hide): 4d4ee8c8bc34134⋯.png (214.94 KB, 588x1200, 49:100, h.png) (h) (u)

>>94996

>finding such a roundabout way to deport the blacks

hmm


edc7db (22)  No.95000>>95002

night lads


a751a0 (26)  No.95001

I love you, babies


fc0d2d (47)  No.95002

>>95000

Night lad


9c17e1 (65)  No.95003

File (hide): e552ca18e6d65fc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 43.33 KB, 640x960, 2:3, DBvWUNAXUAgV_Gy.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

i love chinky lassses but im probably going to die alone and chidlreess tbh ;ads


5e45fe (4)  No.95004>>95005 >>95006

File (hide): 247b1e6a6728e4c⋯.jpg (20.47 KB, 736x568, 92:71, le right wing ulster man.jpg) (h) (u)

Lads I'm going to fucking kill myself.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95005>>95007

>>95004

please dont


a751a0 (26)  No.95006>>95007

>>95004

I love you, brudda.


5e45fe (4)  No.95007>>95008

File (hide): 9a1387966599104⋯.jpg (46.26 KB, 600x400, 3:2, laff.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95005

>>95006

Well you fucking ban me and push me away then you tell me not to.

Why is this? Do you merely wish to prolong my suffering by not allowing me to kill myself? If I do, I will mention this place in detail and list every little bit of info I know about all of you purely out of spite.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95008>>95009

>>95007

wait are you alberto or Leon

I don;t thihnk i care if you top yourself if you are


5e45fe (4)  No.95009

File (hide): 82eeb072bc7448c⋯.png (299.31 KB, 580x576, 145:144, its over ian.png) (h) (u)

>>95008

Alberto and I'm very fucking angry.


5e45fe (4)  No.95010

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

W E S T E N D G I R L S


fc0d2d (47)  No.95011

File (hide): 687e7e65367d6c0⋯.png (104.44 KB, 255x255, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


fc0d2d (47)  No.95012>>95013 >>95072

File (hide): 101ddff39030da8⋯.png (22.82 KB, 429x403, 33:31, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

night lads


fc0d2d (47)  No.95013>>95072

File (hide): b6c3fb07ccba0f2⋯.png (2.11 MB, 1335x1849, 1335:1849, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>95012

Night lad


8a86e5 (25)  No.95014

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Alexander Nekrassov‏ drops truth bombs and globalist BBC panel freak out


8a86e5 (25)  No.95015

File (hide): f34cd68ddcd2b53⋯.jpg (134.32 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, GrenfelltowerFacts.jpg) (h) (u)


0bc02a (3)  No.95016>>95022 >>95031

>>94902

I have a few cactuses tbh and a bonsai tree. Alcohol is bad though lad.


8a86e5 (25)  No.95017

File (hide): 32a512bed2377c8⋯.jpg (128.8 KB, 1328x747, 16:9, GrenfelltowerFacts02.jpg) (h) (u)


8a86e5 (25)  No.95018>>95019 >>95021

I guess /brit/ gets up earlier than /newbrit/ .


535597 (3)  No.95019>>95020

>>95018

Seems like it


8a86e5 (25)  No.95020

File (hide): 301df7c4607ec7e⋯.png (360.9 KB, 512x512, 1:1, NoFunAllowed.png) (h) (u)

>>95019

I guess that throws some light on why this is the fun posting board, while /brit/ is the no fun allowed board.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95021

>>95018

/brit/ probably isn't hung over right now


3788c6 (23)  No.95022>>95168

File (hide): 8687a8c26914e03⋯.jpg (106.64 KB, 1280x808, 160:101, a4e128e7-ccbb-4c74-898a-22….jpg) (h) (u)

>>95016

cacti*


8a86e5 (25)  No.95023>>95024

File (hide): 0d1b53fad1ca54d⋯.jpg (153.93 KB, 658x720, 329:360, robotnaughty.jpg) (h) (u)

This robot looks like someone just walked in on him playing with himself


9c17e1 (65)  No.95024>>95027

>>95023

STOP MASTURBATING


3788c6 (23)  No.95025>>95026 >>95027

LADS


9c17e1 (65)  No.95026>>95029


8a86e5 (25)  No.95027>>95028 >>95029

>>95024

Of course. I always stop eventually.

>>95025

Morning lad.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95028

>>95027

NEVER START MASTURBATING


3788c6 (23)  No.95029

>>95026

>>95027

morning tbh


7ee1bc (26)  No.95030

File (hide): 28029a7fdaf77e7⋯.jpg (287.63 KB, 948x866, 474:433, 20170612_221647.jpg) (h) (u)

Good morning one and all, please post quietly, I have a hangover.


7ee1bc (26)  No.95031>>95172

>>95016

Thats my single malt collection behind the plants, the least degenerate form of alcohol.

Smh most of my plants are being babysat because I cant have them in the van.


7ee1bc (26)  No.95032>>95034

MAY TO FACE LEADERSHIP CHALLENGE IF SHE WATERS DOWN BREXIT

http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN1980T5?il=0

>Prime Minister Theresa May will face an immediate leadership challenge from eurosceptic MPs in her party if she seeks to water down her plans for Brexit, the Sunday Telegraph reported, citing senior Conservative sources.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95033

File (hide): 53ec9ec8d5bcf59⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 306.44 KB, 880x1250, 88:125, DAvSo4aXUAAIco8.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


2d77e5 (64)  No.95034>>95035 >>95037

Just had cereal tbh. How much estrogen do you think is in cow's milk these days?

>>95032

WE WANT MOGG


9c17e1 (65)  No.95035>>95036

>>95034

Please don't make me think about oestrogen in cows milk


2d77e5 (64)  No.95036>>95038

>>95035

*makes you think about it*


7ee1bc (26)  No.95037

>>95034

shitloads tbh, but not much exposure if you just use it in cereal.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95038>>95039 >>95040

>>95036

Will you let me drink anything?


05e1e4 (11)  No.95039>>95041 >>95042

>>95038

m i n e r a l w a t e r


2d77e5 (64)  No.95040>>95041

>>95038

I want you to drink it lad.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95041>>95043

>>95039

Don't get her talking about that, she'll ruin that too

>>95040

Stop trying to turn me into a gayist


7ee1bc (26)  No.95042>>95047

>>95039

comes in a estrogen loaded plastic bottle :^)


3788c6 (23)  No.95043>>95044

>>95041

estrogen =! gay tbh


9c17e1 (65)  No.95044>>95045 >>95048

>>95043

It turns people into gayists


7ee1bc (26)  No.95045>>95046

>>95044

Nah lad, if you loaded me up with estrogen Id still be straight, just with boobs.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95046>>95057

File (hide): 10404c0b7daa301⋯.jpg (322.01 KB, 720x911, 720:911, __kongou_kujou_karen_oomiy….jpg) (h) (u)

I should be less devilish on Sundays but I don't wanna.

>>95045

And boobs could be very useful for a straight man these days.


05e1e4 (11)  No.95047

>>95042

Not when it's straight from the mineral deposits. And everything comes in fucking plastic bottles these days, the most Jewish material since asbestos


3788c6 (23)  No.95048>>95049

>>95044

you're a right schizo you know that


9c17e1 (65)  No.95049>>95050

>>95048

Sorry lad


3788c6 (23)  No.95050>>95051

>>95049

what's there to apologise for? just stop being such a spastic


9c17e1 (65)  No.95051


05e1e4 (11)  No.95052>>95054 >>95055

File (hide): 8a7939bafbd3acc⋯.png (1.2 MB, 750x1334, 375:667, IMG_5409.PNG) (h) (u)

Don't be mean to imperium lad smh

Scarnon lads tbh


7ee1bc (26)  No.95053

>tfw its already really fucking muggy so I cant have a lie in


7ee1bc (26)  No.95054>>95063

>>95052

>scarnon

Does this mean 'whats going on?'


3788c6 (23)  No.95055>>95056 >>95061 >>95064

>>95052

but he pisses me off at times


2d77e5 (64)  No.95056

>>95055

I sure he doesn't mean to. He's a good lad.


8a86e5 (25)  No.95057>>95058

>>95046

Why do you want to turn men into girls?

Are you into pegging?


2d77e5 (64)  No.95058>>95059 >>95060

>>95057

I just want to make sure they can feed their asexually produced fungal offspring after the collapse happens.


8a86e5 (25)  No.95059

>>95058

Ah cool.

I'm not into pegging either.


7ee1bc (26)  No.95060>>95062 >>95065

>>95058

>implying men can ever lactate as a food source

kek we need to ((( progress ))) in science before that happens.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95061>>95062

>>95055

I don't understand what the problem is


3788c6 (23)  No.95062

>>95060

i think it's already a thing in nature but I'm not sure

>>95061

nah nothing I'm just a cunt forget it


05e1e4 (11)  No.95063

>>95054

Correct cobba


05e1e4 (11)  No.95064

>>95055

I'm certain we all get on each other's nerves now and then


2d77e5 (64)  No.95065>>95067

>>95060

It's already happening.

http://www.milkjunkies.net/2013/05/trans-women-and-breastfeeding-personal.html

I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to click the link though.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95066

File (hide): 783cefe10ae9f1a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 95.88 KB, 640x958, 320:479, DCFN_0EXkAAfk6l.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


05e1e4 (11)  No.95067

>>95065

I HATE PROGRESS


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95068>>95069

File (hide): 95458173aad1293⋯.png (21.42 KB, 657x527, 657:527, P6q35qW.png) (h) (u)


a751a0 (26)  No.95069>>95071

File (hide): 307a1293dcb0375⋯.png (14.81 KB, 660x628, 165:157, imerium4.png) (h) (u)

>>95068

Herro


3788c6 (23)  No.95070>>95071

>Yes, in theory, men can breastfeed. Male breasts have milk ducts, and some mammary tissue. They also have oxytocin and prolactin, the hormones responsible for milk production. There have been reports of men who were able to produce milk through extensive breast and nipple stimulation, but no one knows whether the milk was of the same composition or quality as the kind women produce.

https://www.babycenter.com/404_can-men-breastfeed_8824.bc


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95071>>95073

File (hide): 64adecf6cb86037⋯.png (21.6 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Daddy took the moka pot with him

NEVER talk to me

>>95069

so prerry

>>95070

>oxytocin is responsible for milk production

so men produce milk when they socialise and hug people?


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95072

>>95012

>>95013

night lads


9c17e1 (65)  No.95073>>95074 >>95075 >>95076

>>95071

>men produce milk when the hug people


05e1e4 (11)  No.95074

>>95073

He was right all along wow


2d77e5 (64)  No.95075>>95077

File (hide): 7f66131a3096767⋯.jpg (298.91 KB, 800x800, 1:1, hug.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95073

Or get hugged presumably.

*hugs you*


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95076>>95077

>>95073

*hugs you* don't get your shirt wet lad


9c17e1 (65)  No.95077>>95078 >>95079

>>95075

>>95076

please stop


2d77e5 (64)  No.95078>>95087

File (hide): a3ffb0c335eda0e⋯.png (354.25 KB, 632x885, 632:885, __nishizumi_maho_and_nishi….png) (h) (u)

>>95077

*keeps hugging you*

We need to raise your oxytocin levels lad.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95079>>95080 >>95082

File (hide): cf89e75a8488e24⋯.mp4 (2.79 MB, 718x404, 359:202, kitten.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


a751a0 (26)  No.95080>>95081 >>95082

>>95079

>that kitten bullying

Why's he so mean, lads?


2d77e5 (64)  No.95081>>95082 >>95083 >>95084

>>95080

That's not mean, that's normal feline behavior. When an adult cat disapproves of what a kitten is doing they will box the kitten's ears. It doesn't hurt them, it just teaches them not to invade their space.


7ee1bc (26)  No.95082>>95084

>>95079

>>95080

>>95081

tbh thats a restrained and measured response from the downsyndrome looking cat.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95083>>95086

File (hide): 70c8eefdb6fb7c1⋯.jpg (187.53 KB, 440x600, 11:15, neko sanya3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95081

Now that I think about it, they seem to follow a kind of NAP. Based ancats.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95084>>95089

File (hide): f43416d3641e6c2⋯.jpg (201.68 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 1487706873770.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95081

>>95082

But it was an accident!


7ee1bc (26)  No.95085>>95092

Whats everybody doing in this extraordinary weather?


7ee1bc (26)  No.95086>>95097

File (hide): c9761473c10bf44⋯.jpg (151.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (2).jpg) (h) (u)

>>95083

>Ancats

[playwriting intensifies]


9c17e1 (65)  No.95087>>95088 >>95089 >>95091

File (hide): 7e47a72111e7dfa⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.63 KB, 600x800, 3:4, DBTff2BXUAAF0rz.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95078

It's not funny lass


7ee1bc (26)  No.95088>>95090 >>95091

>>95087

oxytocin is also responsible for bonding after sex, maternal and paternal bonding, etcetera.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95089

File (hide): 2598df365676fce⋯.jpg (418.15 KB, 945x945, 1:1, hugs.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95084

It may have been an accident but he still infringed the other cat's properties rights and forced him to defend himself.

>>95087

*promotes breast growth*


3788c6 (23)  No.95090>>95096

>>95088

I think this is exactly what he lacks, and why he's so opposed to touchie touchies


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95091>>95093 >>95100 >>95106

File (hide): a40c4bf665a5f35⋯.png (5.8 MB, 1570x3198, 785:1599, oxytocin.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5ea981790898979⋯.png (5.29 MB, 1570x3270, 157:327, oxytocin1.png) (h) (u)


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95092>>95094

>>95085

some sunbathing after I eat probably, you?


7ee1bc (26)  No.95093

>>95091

I was looking for these, ta lad. *saves*


7ee1bc (26)  No.95094>>95099 >>95159

>>95092

same I guess, its absurdly hot already. Might install my roof window this evening, but the van roof is already too bloody hot to touch.


7ee1bc (26)  No.95095

19 YEAR OLDS AS SEDANTRY AS 60 YEAR OLDS

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/06/170615142701.htm

>Physical activity among children and teens is lower than previously thought, and, in another surprise finding, young adults after the age of 20 show the only increases in activity over the lifespan.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95096>>95101 >>95105

>>95090

There's nothing to be done about it


05e1e4 (11)  No.95097>>95102

>>95086

Make it


7ee1bc (26)  No.95098>>95103

QUEENS SPEECH CANCELLED IN 2018

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40317814

>There will be no Queen's Speech next year to give MPs more time to deal with Brexit laws, the government says.

>Leader of the Commons Andrea Leadsom said the next parliamentary session was being doubled in length to two years.

>The highly unusual move would allow MPs to scrutinise "substantial amounts of legislation", she said.

>This year's Queen's Speech was due on Monday but has been put off until Wednesday as Theresa May's minority government seeks a deal with the DUP.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95099

>>95094

damn you'll have to wait then


05e1e4 (11)  No.95100

>>95091

Gosh that's spooky


3788c6 (23)  No.95101>>95105

>>95096

I don't think that's true


7ee1bc (26)  No.95102>>95104

File (hide): e742dee1282246d⋯.jpg (35.78 KB, 214x316, 107:158, 20170618_111605.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95097

I shall become Vanlad Lloyd Webber but less gay.


05e1e4 (11)  No.95103


05e1e4 (11)  No.95104

>>95102

The newbrit musicals


7ee1bc (26)  No.95105>>95113

File (hide): 97ce4d652243a2c⋯.jpg (285.14 KB, 976x548, 244:137, 20170612_190531.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95096

>>95101

tbh, like any phobia or deficiency it requires remedial action.

GET HIM 10CCs OF CUDDLES, STAT


2d77e5 (64)  No.95106>>95107 >>95108 >>95113

File (hide): 18d9ace0becb0a0⋯.jpg (636.07 KB, 1500x1055, 300:211, photos.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95091

Aaaaaaaaaahhhh.

We need to protect and grow our bonding hormones.


7ee1bc (26)  No.95107>>95111

File (hide): 87a3ae0e4786fcf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.54 KB, 615x409, 615:409, pink ecstasy.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95106

Theres a quick way to ensure that :^)


3788c6 (23)  No.95108>>95111

>>95106

but that's ghay t. chinkboy


f67702 (8)  No.95109>>95110 >>95112 >>95115

File (hide): 41965942f5283e8⋯.jpg (23.27 KB, 310x310, 1:1, armandhammertoothpaste.jpg) (h) (u)

Who's keeping their teeth hwhite?


9c17e1 (65)  No.95110

>>95109

I use arm and hammer, but I can't say I'm a massive fan of salty toothpaste.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95111>>95114

>>95107

>substituting real human interaction with anything

Laaaaaad.

>>95108

Smh, if only we could bring him out of his shell.


7ee1bc (26)  No.95112

>>95109

g o o d toothpaste, cant beat the baking soda they add.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95113>>95119 >>95134

File (hide): 2c3694197aecfa1⋯.png (347.78 KB, 536x407, 536:407, akko and friends.png) (h) (u)

>>95105

>>95106

we need /newbrit/ cuddle sessions to keep our levels up! hugging is healthy!


7ee1bc (26)  No.95114>>95117

>>95111

No lass, you use it as a catalyst for relationships. They use it experimentally to treat PTSD and shit.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95115

>>95109

I tried using the pure soda on me teeth but it's really gritty, didn't know they made actual paste. I'll probably buy some now thanks tbh


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95116>>95126

File (hide): dd67edf212a8c97⋯.jpg (23.73 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 1497595228871.jpg) (h) (u)

>Yes, baking soda is gentle enough to use on cosmetic restorations. Does ARM & HAMMER™ Baking Soda toothpaste deliver fluoride to the teeth? Yes, all ARM & HAMMER™ toothpastes contain 1100 ppm fluoride.

Never mind


2d77e5 (64)  No.95117>>95123

>>95114

>needing a catalyst for relationships

I don't need chemicals to make me talk to people lad. I'm not socially inept.


7ee1bc (26)  No.95118>>95120 >>95121 >>95122 >>95124 >>95125

FOREST FIRES KILL 57 IN PORTUGAL


3788c6 (23)  No.95119>>95127

>>95113

imperiumlad can no longer oppose this either because it's for a good cause

plus lots and lots of milk :^)

it's really not gay we swear it


7ee1bc (26)  No.95120>>95121


7ee1bc (26)  No.95121


2d77e5 (64)  No.95122

>>95118

Aaaaahhhh greatest ally nooooooooo.


7ee1bc (26)  No.95123

>>95117

smh I wasnt implying YOU needed it, lass.


3788c6 (23)  No.95124>>95159

>>95118

>that time last year Russia sent aid to Portugal because they couldn't fight their fires and no one cared

y-you're welcome haha


a751a0 (26)  No.95125

>>95118

FUCKING TORIES


9c17e1 (65)  No.95126>>95127

>>95116

It's really difficult to get non-fluoridated toothpaste


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95127>>95133

File (hide): 572850d7506b349⋯.png (110.12 KB, 233x281, 233:281, sainte.png) (h) (u)

>>95119

tbh lol

>>95126

I use Aloe Dent, the Aloe vera in it is probably a meme but it's fluoride free at least


9c17e1 (65)  No.95128

File (hide): 90c1262f62bd6f9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.29 KB, 671x1000, 671:1000, CwUkswkVQAABIyQ.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95129>>95130 >>95133

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The Dresden Holocaust


a751a0 (26)  No.95130>>95131

>>95129

>Paintings.

At least show the photographs, if you want to tug at my heartstrings.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95131

File (hide): 2443686338cdf52⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 37.3 KB, 400x277, 400:277, 3add7bcda4ae335eae947d4057….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 1da56f7758401bd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 13.67 KB, 356x364, 89:91, 7c5301885fd363a82e7438bb44….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 64478ac536d35b3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 57.13 KB, 365x579, 365:579, 64478ac536d35b3d52052dfbf7….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): f23c5bee60945aa⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 46.92 KB, 350x473, 350:473, cb8514bb7fc36f2863f2c85cb5….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): eaaa5017c3b4f32⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 14.26 KB, 236x246, 118:123, eaaa5017c3b4f3221cdff10a42….jpg) (h) (u)

>>95130

(joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew jo)

0c6c64 (1)  No.95132

File (hide): d34ce4c18a927c5⋯.webm (8.75 MB, 960x540, 16:9, imperium.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


2d77e5 (64)  No.95133>>95140

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>>95127

Aloe vera is pretty good for coating burns tbh, I've used the raw stuff myself. I don't know what it would do with teeth though.

>>95129

Saturation bombing civilian targets is such a monstrous act. No true aryan would ever do such a thing…


522620 (28)  No.95134>>95135 >>95140

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>>95113

>bonding with random people you don't know

bad idea tbh


2d77e5 (64)  No.95135>>95139

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>>95134

Bond with me lad.


3788c6 (23)  No.95136>>95137 >>95138 >>95139 >>95140 >>95196

coffee finished, teeth brushed.

i'm off biking see you fucknuggets in a minute.


a751a0 (26)  No.95137

>>95136

Rude.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95138

>>95136

Don't crash please.


522620 (28)  No.95139>>95141

>>95135

>Neo's flirting with me now

Took you long enough

>>95136

Don't break your bike this time


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95140>>95141 >>95142

>>95133

Yeah I believe in it's uses topically but as you say I don't know how it could help teeth, perhaps the gums though.

Bombing non-Germans is like delousing the earth tbh

>>95134

But I like you lads..

>>95136

Ahhh give me some coffee. bye lass


2d77e5 (64)  No.95141>>95142 >>95145

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>>95139

We need to bond with as many people as possible to get the oxytocin flowing.

>>95140

>Bombing non-Germans is like delousing the earth tbh

Don't say that lass, I'm the germanic here and I don't want to ethnically cleanse you.


522620 (28)  No.95142>>95143

>>95140

>But I like you lads..

Good for you lad

>>95141

>We need to bond with as many people as possible to get the oxytocin flowing.

>it's a Neo tries to corrupt us episode

If you bond with everyone, you bond with no one tbh

bonds are special precisely because it's exclusive to certain people

You should only do it with people you really trust and care about

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2d77e5 (64)  No.95143>>95144 >>95152

>>95142

But I want everyone's oxytocin.


522620 (28)  No.95144

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>>95143

Greedy smh


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95145

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>>95141

The Jerry propaganda has got to me


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95146

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522620 (28)  No.95147>>95151 >>95159

File (hide): 5182641f7d68b83⋯.jpg (65.2 KB, 513x449, 513:449, basedempire.jpg) (h) (u)

btw it's the anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo today

I hope Anprim has the sense to piss off the frogs todaybut he won't of course because he's a filthy taig


522620 (28)  No.95148>>95149 >>95153 >>95159

File (hide): 274374a44368b7e⋯.jpg (79.74 KB, 524x449, 524:449, proud edward.jpg) (h) (u)

oh and it's Longshanks' birthday today too

Piss off the welsh and jocks as well


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95149>>95150 >>95153

>>95148

Our day will come..


522620 (28)  No.95150>>95158

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>>95149

>he says in English


84fe82 (4)  No.95151>>95154

>>95147

>it's a Herts tries to get me killed episode

Le celtique et le français unis contre les anglo-saxons

If Porsche wins the frogs will face another defeat at the hands of the Germans today. I'm hoping are astons get a good spot but i'm not too hopeful we'll make the top 5


9c17e1 (65)  No.95152>>95155

>>95143

You turned something innocent and not completely disgusting into something that I'm somehow more opposed to when I started


2d77e5 (64)  No.95153>>95154 >>95158 >>95159

>>95148

>he is also often criticised for other actions, such as his brutal conduct towards the Scots, and issuing the Edict of Expulsion in 1290, by which the Jews were expelled from England. The Edict remained in effect for the rest of the Middle Ages, and it was over 350 years until it was formally overturned under Oliver Cromwell in 1656.

Wew, the Eternal Cromwell strikes again.

>>95149

It's too late lass, the English and Welsh are one people now.


522620 (28)  No.95154>>95157 >>95159

>>95151

>letting a frog kill you

weak af, it's a a tradition to piss off foreigners here

Why are you learning French btw?

It should be les celts rather than le celtique tbh

>>95153

>inb4 Dorset defends Are Ollie

But really the 1600s were clusterfuck


2d77e5 (64)  No.95155>>95156

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>>95152

Sounds like someone needs a little TLC if you know what I mean.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95156>>95165

>>95155

stop flirting with everyone you slag


84fe82 (4)  No.95157>>95160

>>95154

Actually it would be les celtiques but my phone autocorrected it smh


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95158>>95160 >>95165

>>95150

Ahhhhh

fy dydd… yn.. ree I don't know

>>95153

Welsh culture must be preserved in the face of Anglo liberalism..


a872ad (20)  No.95159>>95161

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>dad comes home early and walks in on me playing Dying Light in a dressing gown

>>95094

>from mobile gas chamber to mobile oven

>>95124

clearly it was a ruse for putin to install russian soldiers in Portugal to instigate an armed uprising

t. media

>>95147

WHO'S THE MAN WHO BEATS THE FRENCH?

WHO'S THE MAN WITH THE CROOKEDY NOSE?

OUR ATTY

OUR ATTY

>waterloo is responsible for the rise to supremacy of the Rothschilds

smh

>>95148

*slandered by Braveheart*

Mel gibbo might be a good lad but he's a yank and a plastic haggis

>>95153

>Cromwell

SPEAK NOT HIS NAME

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*leads the cavalry charge over Powick Bridge*

>>95154

>the blanket term "English Civil War" actually covers wars into the double digits all occuring in the first half of the 17th century


522620 (28)  No.95160>>95163

>>95157

ah ok it still translates as celtics rather than celts tho

You didn't answer my question though

>>95158

kek


522620 (28)  No.95161>>95164

>>95159

>>waterloo is responsible for the rise to supremacy of the Rothschilds

Not really but I'm not going to argue it right now

>Mel gibbo might be a good lad but he's a yank and a plastic haggis

Yeah, he's like all yanks, just attaches himself onto any real identity because of the rootlessness of America

>>the blanket term "English Civil War" actually covers wars into the double digits all occuring in the first half of the 17th century

And that's not even mentioning all the shit that happened after the Glorious Revolution too


f67702 (8)  No.95162

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84fe82 (4)  No.95163>>95166

>>95160

One of my french books has Les Celtiques as a title and it used some sentences like that. Could be a misprint.

Lots of french nationalists movements, and I really should learn another language tbh.


a751a0 (26)  No.95164>>95166

>>95161

Isn't Mel Straylian?


2d77e5 (64)  No.95165>>95167 >>95173

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>>95156

I only want to cure your oxytocin deficiency lad.

>>95158

Ferch 'n giwt.


522620 (28)  No.95166>>95169

Right I'm off now

>>95163

Maybe it's an old book or it's just the frogs being weird

>Lots of french nationalists movements, and I really should learn another language tbh.

ok I see where you're coming from, always good to learn languages tbh

>>95164

He's yank but moved there as a kid


9c17e1 (65)  No.95167>>95170

>>95165

>I only want to cure your oxytocin deficiency lad.

Please stop this


0bc02a (3)  No.95168>>95204

>>95022

Hehe, now you fucked up.

http://grammarist.com/usage/cacti-cactuses/

>Cacti is the Latin plural of cactus, and some writers use it in English. Cactuses is the English plural. Dictionaries list both, and neither is right or wrong. Also, like many names of plants, the uninflected cactus is sometimes treated as plural.


84fe82 (4)  No.95169

>>95166

See you lad. But step into right wing instagram and the lingua franca of the online nouvelle-Droite is French, even the Italians are willing to speak it.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95170>>95171 >>95196

>>95167

I can't wait to tell 22st all about our discovery tbh.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95171

>>95170

What are you on about


0bc02a (3)  No.95172

>>95031

Kek lad.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95173

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>>95165

diolch yn fawr iawn! t-ti hefyd


9c17e1 (65)  No.95174>>95175 >>95176

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going sunbathing lad


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95175>>95176

>>95174

Get nice and tanned lad. Waiting until I can eat first


2d77e5 (64)  No.95176>>95177

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>>95174

>>95175

I'm too germanic to tan, smh.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95177

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>>95176

Aw. Being native can have its benefits sometimes.


a872ad (20)  No.95178>>95181 >>95185

back of my neck is probably all red and peeled smh

I sit near the window all day


07cbce (52)  No.95179>>95180 >>95181 >>95182

Roof window fitted, legs and arms now have 3rd degree burns


2d77e5 (64)  No.95180>>95182 >>95183 >>95198

>>95179

I thought that was a picture of your dick for a moment.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95181>>95184 >>95187

File (hide): 19168f3e68918b2⋯.png (152.67 KB, 311x351, 311:351, 5555555.png) (h) (u)

Reee the electricity box is beeping I have to go to the shops and buy some more soon, stupid council

>>95178

Smh

>>95179

Did you have to cut a hole in the roof or something?


a872ad (20)  No.95182>>95184

>>95179

looks real good

>>95180

bit sluttish to have dicks on the brain tbh


07cbce (52)  No.95183

>>95180

W-what


07cbce (52)  No.95184>>95186

>>95181

yeah didnt take long with my considerable window expertise :^)

>>95182

ta lad


07cbce (52)  No.95185>>95188

>>95178

Smh lad put suntan lotion on or youll get neck cancer


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95186

>>95184

Wew nice tbh


07cbce (52)  No.95187>>95189

>>95181

>being a keymeter pleb

smh


a872ad (20)  No.95188

>>95185

*turns collar up*

stylish and practical


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95189>>95191

File (hide): 0a0a4122db7c6eb⋯.png (97.52 KB, 330x384, 55:64, pillow.png) (h) (u)

>>95187

I'm enslaved to the county overlords, it's a terrible existence


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95190>>95193 >>95194 >>95195

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2d77e5 (64)  No.95191>>95192

>>95189

I still don't know how this system is legal. It sounds like a parody of evil tory policies.


07cbce (52)  No.95192>>95194

>>95191

Its legal because its the way they can deny you electricity - they arent allowed to cut you off for unpaid bills, thats against the law, so they force you to buy it bit by bit so its your fault if you cant afford it.


8a86e5 (25)  No.95193

>>95190

These people are so fucked up.


db8ed8 (16)  No.95194>>95197

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>>95190

wew

>>95192

>they arent allowed to cut you off for unpaid bills

Wait, really?


07cbce (52)  No.95195

>>95190

kill them with fire


1e1768 (38)  No.95196>>95199 >>95202 >>95204

>>95136

You brush your teeth immediately after drinking coffee?

>>95170

Read the thread, lass. Nice discovery tbh. It's what I've said forever: Da joos have made male bonding gay for a reason.

God reading the thread's exhausting I'm never doing that again :^)


07cbce (52)  No.95197>>95206

>>95194

Nope, the bills just mount up until you end up in court, they can throw you out of your council house for it, but they cant stop your services. Same with water.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95198>>95202


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95199>>95214

>>95196

Hey lad


8a86e5 (25)  No.95200>>95203

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

LEFTIES HAVE BEEN SHILLLNG THIS VIDEO EVERYWHERE

THEY ACTUALLY WANT THE BODY COUNT TO BE HIGHER, SO THE GRENFELL TOWER FIRE HAS MORE POLITICAL IMPACT

>Emotional woman provides no evidence for her claims that 600 people died

>Lefties believe her anyway

>They want more dead, or for the public to believe there are more dead


1e1768 (38)  No.95201

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH BLACK PIGEON/PANTHER


2d77e5 (64)  No.95202>>95209 >>95214

File (hide): 34760c752c46af2⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 2048x1314, 1024:657, __boko_nishizumi_maho_and_….jpg) (h) (u)

>>95196

Our hugs have even more meaning now.

>>95198

*hugs you*


a751a0 (26)  No.95203>>95205

>>95200

I thought only 500 were living there.


3788c6 (23)  No.95204>>95208 >>95211 >>95214

found a secret hidden super comfy small green meadow in between a forest. I'll be having picnics there from now on. hope some punks didn't claim it yet.

>>95168

fair lad, didn't know. but that means neither of us are wrong.

>>95196

I brush my teeth after every huge meal and before bed my friend


8a86e5 (25)  No.95205

>>95203

Yeah, it's bullshit, but they've been posting that emotional woman everywhere, and getting all faux concerned about it.


db8ed8 (16)  No.95206>>95213

>>95197

Does doing this make you ineligible for council housing in the future? Could be a neat scam.


f67702 (8)  No.95207>>95210 >>95212

Are people going to start refusing to live in towerblocks now? How are the lower income people going to be housed in inner cities?


07cbce (52)  No.95208

>>95204

sounds nice tbh.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95209

>>95202

please stop


07cbce (52)  No.95210

>>95207

Greenbelt development, brownfield development, et cetera. Forced Diversity.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95211

>>95204

Comfy.


db8ed8 (16)  No.95212

>>95207

Put them in the countryside. Develop the countryside into more cities. Evict natives to make space.


07cbce (52)  No.95213

>>95206

Not sure, might bar you from housing benefit at least. Its what people do before they get evicted - spend 2 years not paying bills.


1e1768 (38)  No.95214>>95215 >>95216 >>95218 >>95219

File (hide): 7145f72a301b4a7⋯.png (65.83 KB, 850x639, 850:639, Lass hug.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): c21a307d039e4f3⋯.png (66.49 KB, 964x639, 964:639, Pembs hug.png) (h) (u)

>>95199

Hey lass

>>95202

Let the oxytocin flow!

>>95204

Going to need pics of that meadow, lass

>I brush my teeth after every huge meal and before bed my friend

Reason I ask is because I heard it is bad to do that. Googled it.

>According to the Mayo Clinic, if you've consumed anything acidic, you should avoid brushing your teeth for at least 30 minutes. Foods containing citric acid, like oranges, grapefruits and lemons, weaken tooth enamel. Brushing too soon after eating them can damage the enamel in its weakened state.

http://www.colgate.com/en/us/oc/oral-health/basics/brushing-and-flossing/article/is-brushing-teeth-after-eating-good-for-you-0313

So I always wait 30 minutes. Might not be all food though.


07cbce (52)  No.95215>>95217 >>95219

File (hide): fa9a1de8f731a3c⋯.png (162.79 KB, 850x639, 850:639, fa9a1de8f731a3cf6b0c2977f2….png) (h) (u)

>>95214

>leaves me out

:(


9c17e1 (65)  No.95216>>95220

>>95214

please stop this


1e1768 (38)  No.95217

>>95215

Sorry, lad. Forgive me


db8ed8 (16)  No.95218>>95221

>>95214

>tfw I have a hole in my teeth from brushing too much

It would be nice if the fluoride merchants would tell people about dental fluorosis rather than just shilling about muh plaque


3788c6 (23)  No.95219>>95221

>>95214

I'll shoot some next time. It looks like a place you summon fairies at.

Thanks for the info, sometimes I'm busy with something before I remember to brush, sometimes I simply don't have the time to wait.

>>95215

ikr forgot me too


3788c6 (23)  No.95220

>>95216

what's wrong, on the image he just hugs a random chink lass


1e1768 (38)  No.95221>>95222

>>95218

Had no idea, lad. Now I'm scared

>>95219

>Thanks for the info, sometimes I'm busy with something before I remember to brush, sometimes I simply don't have the time to wait.

yeah that became a problem for me so I would sometimes skip it. Now I brush in the morning a while before I eat tbh


db8ed8 (16)  No.95222

>>95221

Just don't see a fluorosis and assume it's plaque that needs more brushing.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95223>>95224 >>95225

File (hide): 69758381a91f732⋯.png (103.63 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*commissions 22st to draw lewds*


9c17e1 (65)  No.95224>>95229

>>95223

please don't


1e1768 (38)  No.95225>>95226 >>95227 >>95229 >>95285

File (hide): 2f0688c1ca26b5f⋯.png (120.21 KB, 1305x2055, 87:137, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>95223

*draws a deerboy*


3788c6 (23)  No.95226>>95228 >>95231

hey vanlad do you have the tea cup holding hand template i need it for memis asap

>>95225

did you progress on it since you showed me it?


9c17e1 (65)  No.95227

File (hide): 40b454057e2c7aa⋯.jpg (102.36 KB, 588x751, 588:751, 40b454057e2c7aa8e99b28d1e7….jpg) (h) (u)


07cbce (52)  No.95228>>95232

File (hide): f204d57b7a0fc15⋯.png (24.54 KB, 132x168, 11:14, 20170613_202840.png) (h) (u)


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95229>>95230 >>95231

>>95224

The transaction is complete lad

>>95225

Thanks lad, nice


9c17e1 (65)  No.95230>>95233

>>95229

Lad it doesn't have to be lewd

He can draw really nice moral things


1e1768 (38)  No.95231>>95233 >>95235

>>95226

>did you progress on it since you showed me it?

I only drew that as a joke, lass. I'm making something elseYou actually wanted a deerboy?

>>95229

First one's free, lass


3788c6 (23)  No.95232

>>95228

pfroar thank you kind sir

ask for anything


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95233>>95234

>>95230

True tbh and he should, lewd is exciting though

>>95231

You know how to do business sir


9c17e1 (65)  No.95234>>95236 >>95237

>>95233

>lewd is exciting though

please don't do it lad


3788c6 (23)  No.95235>>95237 >>95240

File (hide): da4c8ccd916cc33⋯.jpg (33.27 KB, 174x269, 174:269, you what.jpg) (h) (u)

want to play legend of mana suddenly

where can i get it

>>95231

I never wanted this tbh but y'know some people take what they can get


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95236

File (hide): 904a13ffcaecea7⋯.jpg (92.73 KB, 720x1108, 180:277, untitled_by_mainsideburn-d….jpg) (h) (u)

>>95234

I'm not doing anything


db8ed8 (16)  No.95237>>95238 >>95241 >>95251

>>95234

Will it make you feel better if I commission a chinky lass giving birth to a hafu?

>>95235

emuparadise?


9c17e1 (65)  No.95238>>95239

>>95237

I don't want to commission anything from you yet lad


9c17e1 (65)  No.95239

>>95238

or rather I don't want you to commission anything.


07cbce (52)  No.95240>>95251

>>95235

secrets of mana on the snes?


07cbce (52)  No.95241

>>95237

>chinky birthing hafu spawn

I like the sound of this.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95242>>95243 >>95244

File (hide): e27f3c627767cba⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.71 KB, 600x600, 1:1, jade.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 621ebcef0f0ae5e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 235.04 KB, 600x600, 1:1, lapis.jpg) (h) (u)

which colour's prettier lads


1e1768 (38)  No.95243>>95245

>>95242

Purple


07cbce (52)  No.95244

>>95242

blue blue always true its the best for me and you


07cbce (52)  No.95245>>95247 >>95248 >>95253

>>95243

isnt it blue?


960cff (9)  No.95246

WE DID IT LADS, AT THE LAST MOMENT ASTON MARTIN TROUNCED CORVETTE IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND MAGNIFICENT THE BATTLE BETWEEN THE DRIVERS WAS INCREDIBLE.


07cbce (52)  No.95247

>>95245

its definitely blue…


960cff (9)  No.95248

>>95245

Lapis is blue yeah smh


a751a0 (26)  No.95249>>95250 >>95256

File (hide): d134109e98ef9ec⋯.png (69.57 KB, 1032x1504, 129:188, lewd.png) (h) (u)

*draws lewds


07cbce (52)  No.95250>>95254 >>95258

>>95249

Eileen?


3788c6 (23)  No.95251>>95255

>>95237

I'll see if that works

>>95240

playstation


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95252

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free

Hell with the N double A C P

I dont drink

I dont cuss

I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free

Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna eat where the white folks eat

cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free

Hell with the N double A C P

We dont screw like the white folks do

we just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free

Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white more and more

so i can bitch at the nigger next door

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free

Hell with the N double A C P

I'm glad this tune came along

we done wore out one nigger song.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free

Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white dont you understand

so I can play in a trashy white band

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free

Hell with the N double A C P

I dont like sugar I dont like tea

Idont like niggers no siree


1e1768 (38)  No.95253

>>95245

You're right.


a751a0 (26)  No.95254>>95257


07cbce (52)  No.95255

>>95251

I just googled it, never played it tbh, was too busy with final fantasy and dynasty warriors back then.


1e1768 (38)  No.95256>>95259

File (hide): b9b875c68e4717e⋯.jpg (70.81 KB, 250x236, 125:118, 1324632232748.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95249

I'm on nofap, lad


07cbce (52)  No.95257

>>95254

bad joke about having one leg


9c17e1 (65)  No.95258

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a751a0 (26)  No.95259>>95270

File (hide): f2957205a2e8b39⋯.png (27.47 KB, 1392x750, 232:125, scandalous.png) (h) (u)


9c17e1 (65)  No.95260>>95261 >>95262 >>95263 >>95265 >>95267

File (hide): e30310cddfa87bd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.1 KB, 750x501, 250:167, STOOD IN FIELDS 6.jpg) (h) (u)

whats the ideal age to die at


960cff (9)  No.95261


a872ad (20)  No.95262>>95264 >>95266 >>95271

>>95260

as soon as you begin to take more resources to care for than you make


07cbce (52)  No.95263

>>95260

65, so you can have great grandkids.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95264>>95269

>>95262

So as soon as you're born


a751a0 (26)  No.95265

File (hide): 879c46ee52f9587⋯.jpg (55.36 KB, 500x501, 500:501, BORN_TO_DIE.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95260

0, tbh


07cbce (52)  No.95266>>95269

>>95262

kek, thats inhumane, we arent a native american tribe. You must be allowed to retire.


db8ed8 (16)  No.95267

>>95260

In the womb tbh


8a86e5 (25)  No.95268

Anyone got any webm of Jahans flipping out?


a872ad (20)  No.95269

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>95264

discounting investment in resources to bring you to a state where you can recoup them

>>95266

education, culture spread, care of young, light duties etc are all resources

basically once you're too ill, old or braindead to be a real human bean


1e1768 (38)  No.95270>>95272

File (hide): f5b70c55b5256a3⋯.png (498.21 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1478728260014.png) (h) (u)

>>95259

How did you know I had an amputee feitsh, lad?


db8ed8 (16)  No.95271>>95273

>>95262

>every living person is a net producer

>the planet maintains a permanent surplus and the stockpile of unused resources grows indefinitely


a751a0 (26)  No.95272>>95277

>>95270

They were supposed to be stubby cartoon limbs, but they do look like amputees, don't they?


a872ad (20)  No.95273>>95276 >>95278

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>being a good worker drone for the state

NOT ECONOMICALLY VIABLE

>>95271

>the extra resources are used in bettering our condition, automation, expansion etc


9c17e1 (65)  No.95274

File (hide): 04f035414f3824a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.12 KB, 750x501, 250:167, DBPGdqJU0AIHnKN.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


8a86e5 (25)  No.95275

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH JAHANS


07cbce (52)  No.95276>>95279

>>95273

How much does your medication cost in relation to your economic contribution, lad?


1e1768 (38)  No.95277

>>95272

Yeah :^)


db8ed8 (16)  No.95278>>95279

>>95273

Shouldn't the spending of those resources count as consumption on the part of the people who benefit from them?

*does an analysis of whose consumption of the surplus pushes them into negative net productivity*

*throws them in the oven*


a872ad (20)  No.95279>>95282 >>95283

>>95276

The production cost is probably peanuts, it's just iron supplement type things to help blood flow. The NHS is probably overcharged 100000% because that's how governments do

the NEETpill teaches that it's ok to leech off of an otherwise oppressive government anyway tbh

>>95278

based corporate fascism


8a86e5 (25)  No.95280>>95281 >>95284

>Posts fresh Jahans

>Don't get any (You)s

Why lads?


9c17e1 (65)  No.95281

>>95280

>>95280

>>95280

>>95280

I don't like gordon tbh lad


db8ed8 (16)  No.95282

>>95279

>the NEETpill teaches that it's ok to leech off of an otherwise oppressive government anyway tbh

Good lad


07cbce (52)  No.95283>>95287

>>95279

>cost is peanuts

Not for the tests, consultations, historic development of the drugs, etcetera. Its a different thing that the govt. are being overcharged.

>neetpill teaches its okay to leach off oppressive govts

True, though we were talking about an ideal world where net deficit is a death sentence.


a751a0 (26)  No.95284

>>95280

Too warm for Gord's bullshit, tbh.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95285>>95286 >>95290

File (hide): 0318b792da9ac11⋯.jpg (306.41 KB, 673x1000, 673:1000, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg) (h) (u)

>>95225

That's a very nice strong back.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95286>>95288

>>95285

bit gay lass


a872ad (20)  No.95287

File (hide): 7ca597b5149f2ef⋯.png (62.94 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 45457579708.png) (h) (u)

>>95283

in an ideal world where everyone works toward the betterment of the collective nation/race I wouldn't exist tbh because it's a genetic disease caused by remote inbreeding, I only exist because my parents were free love hippies and didn't believe in planning ahead or having compatibility tests done (and because I don't think those exist or are promoted in the first place because >evil eugenics).

I learnt recently that I wasn't actually the first child, she had a mutant fetus aborted before me but they kept having children anyway


2d77e5 (64)  No.95288>>95289

>>95286

You remember that big muscular chinky you like posting? It must be like her back.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95289>>95291

>>95288

do you get off on ruining everything for me


1e1768 (38)  No.95290>>95291

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>95285

Thanks, lass

*flexes back muscles*


2d77e5 (64)  No.95291>>95293 >>95299

>>95289

I honestly thought you liked her. Strong backs are universally attractive tbh.

>>95290

Wew, I wish I had more motivation to work out now.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95292>>95294 >>95296 >>95297 >>95299

File (hide): 5f2e8f6cba3ddcd⋯.png (179.41 KB, 538x601, 538:601, 1496605514799.png) (h) (u)

I really need to buy shorts


9c17e1 (65)  No.95293>>95297

>>95291

I did like her, and now you've just compared her to deerboy.


07cbce (52)  No.95294>>95295 >>95299

File (hide): 6d5e5752971395b⋯.jpg (6.52 KB, 194x259, 194:259, download (21).jpg) (h) (u)

>>95292

cut the bottom of the legs off a pair of old jeans like its the 90s


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95295

>>95294

GOOD idea, thanks lad


a751a0 (26)  No.95296

>>95292

Just take your trousers off. Be free.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95297>>95300

>>95292

As long as they aren't baggy cargo shorts. Those look terrible.

>>95293

Only because she has a strong back. I didn't mean to imply she was boyish.


960cff (9)  No.95298>>95301

>Tfw took my hat off to anglo anthem

Good job Aston tbh


1e1768 (38)  No.95299>>95303

File (hide): 22a0b4ebd0eeb78⋯.jpg (211.25 KB, 580x600, 29:30, 13976525.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95291

Are you out of shape, lass?

>>95292

>>95294

yeah do this


07cbce (52)  No.95300>>95303

>>95297

hey Im wearing cargo shorts.


07cbce (52)  No.95301>>95367

>>95298

did anybody else?


1e1768 (38)  No.95302>>95303 >>95307 >>95311

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH HERTS

DOWNVOTE IT


2d77e5 (64)  No.95303>>95304 >>95305 >>95311

>>95299

No, I'm just boring and skinny. You've seen the pictures.

>>95300

Are you wearing them with a flame-pattern shirt and sandals with socks?

>>95302

>downvoting the supreme leadeer

Off with his head tbh.


07cbce (52)  No.95304>>95309

>>95303

No, Im shirtless and in steel toecaps. Flame patterns do not belong on clothing.


1e1768 (38)  No.95305>>95309

File (hide): 619348d2f933115⋯.jpg (208.43 KB, 470x595, 94:119, 1425548221639.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95303

Can be out of shape while skinny, lass

>leadeer

>Off with his head tbh.

Worth it


9c17e1 (65)  No.95306

got sunburn on my chest tbh


a872ad (20)  No.95307>>95308 >>95311

>>95302

>doesn't seem to have it's own video yet

>there are many versions of the song uploaded to youtube, from the Last of the Mohicans soundtrack upload to an official military score

???


1e1768 (38)  No.95308

>>95307

Ahhhh leave our poor Deerboy alone


2d77e5 (64)  No.95309>>95310 >>95332

>>95304

Steel toecaps are pretty edgy too tbh.

>>95305

If you mean unfit as in unmuscular then yeah. I'm not pudgy or anything like that.


07cbce (52)  No.95310

File (hide): 421782a51c04abd⋯.jpg (66.05 KB, 656x604, 164:151, shopping (1).jpg) (h) (u)

>>95309

>steel toe caps are edgy

Not when they look like timberlands tbh


522620 (28)  No.95311>>95312 >>95313 >>95318

File (hide): 04c25d17f721559⋯.png (344.52 KB, 529x529, 1:1, barron3.png) (h) (u)

>>95302

>downvoting it

ree

>>95303

>leadeer

'Deer Leader' a la Best Korea would also be acceptable

>>95307

It's a different version to the one in Last of the Mohicans lad


1e1768 (38)  No.95312>>95316

>>95311

Deer Leader is nice


9c17e1 (65)  No.95313>>95314 >>95316 >>95317

>>95311

why are you deerboy again?


1e1768 (38)  No.95314

>>95313

Hertfordshire flag has a deer on it.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95315>>95319

File (hide): 315c0ab5a3fd58c⋯.png (241.66 KB, 676x408, 169:102, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


522620 (28)  No.95316>>95322

>>95312

I regret saying this now

>>95313

It's supposedly le ebin maymay now thanks to 22st drawing me as one

he better not draw me as one in his upcoming OC…

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2d77e5 (64)  No.95317

File (hide): 28752c16b2357c0⋯.png (109.28 KB, 565x260, 113:52, 22stone deerboys.png) (h) (u)

>>95313

It's a long story.


a872ad (20)  No.95318

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>95311

it's the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards version


522620 (28)  No.95319>>95320 >>95321 >>95322

oh shot I just found the original video for that version of the Gael I'm a fucking retard

whatever

>>95315

I actually don't like the flag tbh


a872ad (20)  No.95320>>95323


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95321


1e1768 (38)  No.95322>>95330

File (hide): 896c895681bf07a⋯.png (101.22 KB, 245x190, 49:38, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>95316

What upcoming OC? smh

>I regret saying this now

Don't lad. It's great.

>>95319

Why, lad? The deer looks kind of dumb. The one in this one looks great though.


522620 (28)  No.95323>>95325

>>95320

what a coincidence huh


a872ad (20)  No.95324>>95326 >>95329

>too hot to even enjoy playing video games

AAAAA


a872ad (20)  No.95325>>95330

>>95323

really makes you go this is huh wow

I listen to it a lot tbh, nice piece of music. always makes me want to start modding something to replicate border reiver fighting


9c17e1 (65)  No.95326>>95327 >>95329

>>95324

>enjoying video games


a872ad (20)  No.95327

>>95326

I play them when I don't want to think too much

can't even think minimally in this heat

*starts a riot*


a872ad (20)  No.95328>>95331 >>95337

File (hide): d0541c37cf36339⋯.png (36.08 KB, 986x358, 493:179, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5affa755b9d3b53⋯.png (1.25 MB, 900x900, 1:1, eyepull.png) (h) (u)

>28 degrees today

>29 tomorrow


07cbce (52)  No.95329

>>95324

>>95326

playing some Pirates tbh, sick game.


522620 (28)  No.95330>>95336

File (hide): c0e428dc667bfe4⋯.png (398.57 KB, 776x547, 776:547, cute19.png) (h) (u)

>>95322

>What upcoming OC?

of course I have no idea what you are planning lad ;^)

>The one in this one looks great though.

What's that from? The flag is less than 10 years old but clearly takes stuff from older stuff. St Albans has a nice flag and coat of arms tbh, maybe I should use that instead.

>>95325

It is good, it makes me think of how cool the whole frontier life must have been back then, 1700s are my favourite era of history tbh when it comes to military and colonialism


07cbce (52)  No.95331>>95333

>>95328

4 more days of heat, smh.


db8ed8 (16)  No.95332

>>95309

lewd tbh


a872ad (20)  No.95333>>95338

File (hide): ed0b9994e9e9912⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1080x816, 45:34, hwndukpepe.png) (h) (u)

>>95331

I understand why dagoes and wops and all manner of wogs are so lazy now

this heat makes it impossible to do much


9c17e1 (65)  No.95334

File (hide): ecd4b87ba8cf486⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.24 KB, 639x475, 639:475, DCDOXwMXsAABvoz.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


522620 (28)  No.95335

File (hide): 0be30ec30a3a5b3⋯.png (24.26 KB, 613x361, 613:361, saev moi from this heat.png) (h) (u)

I like warm weather but this is a bit much tbh

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1e1768 (38)  No.95336>>95339

>>95330

>What's that from? The flag is less than 10 years old but clearly takes stuff from older stuff. St Albans has a nice flag and coat of arms tbh, maybe I should use that instead.

https://britishcountyflags.wordpress.com/2013/06/30/hertfordshire-flag/


07cbce (52)  No.95337>>95340

>>95328

lad should we secede from the UK when we buy land?


07cbce (52)  No.95338>>95340

>>95333

Nice lazy dago trips lad.


522620 (28)  No.95339>>95342

>>95336

I see

Never intended to be known as Herts anyway tbh


a872ad (20)  No.95340>>95341

>>95337

once we can do like that one chink farmer and build a hwacha to keep the po po at bay

>>95338

self-fulfilling portent tbh


07cbce (52)  No.95341>>95343

>>95340

it would remove the need for planning permission…


2d77e5 (64)  No.95342>>95344 >>95346

File (hide): bd47e06e80df7f7⋯.jpg (72.42 KB, 906x1280, 453:640, __nishizumi_maho_girls_und….jpg) (h) (u)

>>95339

You can break out of those chains and forge a new identity for yourself tbh. Only then will you be free of 22st's lewdness.


a872ad (20)  No.95343

going to see if I can play some ps3 stuff tbh

>>95341

tbh I was banking on just starting work while the paperwork was still in the pipe

easier to ask forgiveness than permission and all that


1e1768 (38)  No.95344>>95351

>>95342

Lass what are you doing


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95345>>95347 >>95350

File (hide): d741a8630eb8fcc⋯.jpg (11.82 KB, 268x284, 67:71, sucy super smug.jpg) (h) (u)

now to find scissors


522620 (28)  No.95346>>95348 >>95350 >>95351

File (hide): 17ee00e275c7db5⋯.png (156.89 KB, 438x437, 438:437, she's huwhite lads.png) (h) (u)

>>95342

22st refuses to use Frances though, he still lives under the delusion that she's swarthy


07cbce (52)  No.95347>>95349

>>95345

use a knife like a proper human.


07cbce (52)  No.95348>>95355

>>95346

she is swarthy af though lad.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95349>>95352

>>95347

That sounds like it'd be tricky..


1e1768 (38)  No.95350>>95354 >>95355

>>95345

You're going to have to show it off after, lass

>>95346

She is beyond swarthy, lad.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95351>>95355 >>95362

>>95344

I didn't mean to spoil your fun lad, sorry.

>>95346

She is pleasantly swarthy. He probably would draw her if you asked now though.


07cbce (52)  No.95352>>95354

File (hide): e1467a3ff335fc4⋯.jpg (7.58 KB, 500x500, 1:1, $_3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95349

Not really, use a stanley knife and a chopping board.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95353

tfw no chinky gf


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95354>>95356 >>95362

File (hide): f1d457880e1c6a4⋯.jpg (242.91 KB, 1000x1415, 200:283, 1497496949979.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95350

Maybe I will lad..

>>95352

Finding one of those would be even harder smh


522620 (28)  No.95355>>95356 >>95357 >>95358 >>95362

File (hide): 1a640b559e58757⋯.png (802.41 KB, 1366x728, 683:364, 22st savagely attacks inno….png) (h) (u)

>>95348

>>95350

>>95351

She's not swarthy reeeeeee

And I'm afraid what will happen if she is in OC because I remember what happened last time


07cbce (52)  No.95356>>95359 >>95360

>>95354

reeee what sort of animal doesnt own a stanley knife

>>95355

she is


9c17e1 (65)  No.95357>>95360

>>95355

S W A R T H Y

W

A

R

T

H

Y


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95358>>95360


07cbce (52)  No.95359

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

522620 (28)  No.95360>>95361

File (hide): 7baed60cf822c47⋯.png (23.12 KB, 405x165, 27:11, beauty.png) (h) (u)

>>95356

>>95357

>>95358

>everyone's bullying Frances again

Makes me feel like I'm back on /brit/ kek

Daily reminder that she is beautiful despite what you bigots say


9c17e1 (65)  No.95361>>95366

>>95360

You don't insult chinky lasses so I won't attack Frances too much.


1e1768 (38)  No.95362>>95363 >>95366

>>95351

Don't take Hertsboi from me, lass

>He probably would draw her if you asked now though.

No

>>95354

Goodlass

>>95355

TOP KEK

Based Daftie

Will I absorb her swarthiness once I consume her?


2d77e5 (64)  No.95363>>95364 >>95366

>>95362

How about if you draw deerboy Herts alongside his waifu Frances?


1e1768 (38)  No.95364>>95365

>>95363

You know how I feel about miscegenation, lass


2d77e5 (64)  No.95365>>95369

>>95364

They're both huwhite lad…


522620 (28)  No.95366

File (hide): 0e90f90a0c1a086⋯.png (158.27 KB, 436x438, 218:219, mfw diana is actually husw….png) (h) (u)

>>95361

I don't understand your chinky lass fetish but to each their own tbh

>>95362

>implying Daftie is based for drawing that

Bullying is all the more potent when it's done via OC

>Will I absorb her swarthiness once I consume her?

ahhhh lad she's not swarthy, consume a huswarthy slav instead like Diana

>>95363

But then I'd be two people


960cff (9)  No.95367>>95368

>>95301

Yeah our whole group and nearly all the brits did


07cbce (52)  No.95368

>>95367

good stuff lad


1e1768 (38)  No.95369>>95374

>>95365

What even is she? Use your sharp eyes to identify it, lass


9c17e1 (65)  No.95370>>95371 >>95372 >>95378

File (hide): 86b97b921c9e815⋯.jpg (361.65 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, computer man.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 0e3765b8742ac3d⋯.jpg (117.08 KB, 600x600, 1:1, computer man.jpg) (h) (u)

rate my pc lads


07cbce (52)  No.95371>>95373

>>95370

all the stickers


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95372

File (hide): de6090c54e6b60a⋯.png (480.74 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


9c17e1 (65)  No.95373

>>95371

I hope it's a pisstake, but I think it was genuine.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95374>>95376

>>95369

She looks very brythonic to me.


5ae6b3 (60)  No.95375

File (hide): 7258a718e650b6f⋯.jpg (148.51 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, edinus milibandus.jpg) (h) (u)

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1e1768 (38)  No.95376>>95377

>>95374

Are you being facetious?


2d77e5 (64)  No.95377>>95379

>>95376

Not really. She might be French too. Doesn't look non-European, she's just kind of swarthy in her complexion.


a751a0 (26)  No.95378

File (hide): dc249da8467a7bf⋯.jpg (105.25 KB, 981x798, 327:266, murda urself.jpg) (h) (u)


1e1768 (38)  No.95379>>95380 >>95384

>>95377

She's so ambiguous to me.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95380>>95382 >>95384

File (hide): 7e408e47f12e5ac⋯.png (695.42 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, __kay_girls_und_panzer_dra….png) (h) (u)

>>95379

She's a mystery mutt like me only she got all the darker genes.

I bet you could draw her if you tried.


048d1a (46)  No.95381>>95382

Lads is bertie still here?


1e1768 (38)  No.95382>>95386 >>95389

>>95381

Visited yesterday. Not seen him today.

>>95380

Sure, but I don't want to


9c17e1 (65)  No.95383>>95385 >>95386

whats this about paradox being jewier than usual


522620 (28)  No.95384>>95387 >>95388

File (hide): cce9c61711eca39⋯.png (299.77 KB, 466x542, 233:271, cute25.png) (h) (u)

>>95379

>>95380

All memes aside I think I remember at one point in the series it was alluded to that she had Indian heritage but I'm not sure

I still like her and think she's qt tho


07cbce (52)  No.95385


048d1a (46)  No.95386

>>95382

saw his posts and WEW tbh

>>95383

something to do with too much dlc and breaking the camels back


db8ed8 (16)  No.95387>>95391

>>95384

Looks a dago-ish if you ask me tbh


07cbce (52)  No.95388>>95391

>>95384

definitely part paki


2d77e5 (64)  No.95389>>95390 >>95391

>>95382

She is kind of cute though.


1e1768 (38)  No.95390>>95392

>>95389

Do you want me to draw her?


522620 (28)  No.95391

>>95387

Maybe but they're alright tbh

>>95388

ahhhh she's Aryan though

>>95389

based Neo


2d77e5 (64)  No.95392>>95393

>>95390

Yeah, I'm curious to see how you'd do her. You could prioritize the deerboy first though.


1e1768 (38)  No.95393>>95394

>>95392

yeah I don't want to draw her


2d77e5 (64)  No.95394>>95397

>>95393

I'll give you that rare Virginia picture if you do.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95395

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join the imperium tbh


07cbce (52)  No.95396>>95398 >>95399 >>95401

What do you lads think about having a referendum on the eventual brexit deal?


1e1768 (38)  No.95397>>95400

>>95394

I'll try to have something by Tuesday, but it's not going to be her. You promised me Ginnie for any OC


9c17e1 (65)  No.95398

>>95396

It'll happen and we won't leave the EU


048d1a (46)  No.95399

>>95396

dont see the need for one tbh, it'll be done when its done no need to rush that badly


2d77e5 (64)  No.95400>>95406

>>95397

What if I have more than one rare Ginnie.


a751a0 (26)  No.95401>>95402 >>95410

>>95396

We should just have referendums on everything, tbh.


9c17e1 (65)  No.95402>>95403

>>95401

based libertarianism


048d1a (46)  No.95403

>>95402

wouldnt a libertarian want there to be no referendums?


960cff (9)  No.95404>>95407

Aaaahhh I have to go home tomorrow and my work want me this weekend reeeeee fuck off you slags


f67702 (8)  No.95405>>95408 >>95409

I wonder what Friztl is doing today


1e1768 (38)  No.95406

>>95400

Then you'll have more OC


07cbce (52)  No.95407>>95412


07cbce (52)  No.95408>>95411

>>95405

The austrian dude?


9c17e1 (65)  No.95409

>>95405

Not his daughter


db8ed8 (16)  No.95410>>95414

>>95401

The internet makes direct democracy more possible than ever before. Perhaps this is why the internet must be destroyed?


f67702 (8)  No.95411>>95413


960cff (9)  No.95412>>95415

>>95407

I like camping in a field in France more than work or college


07cbce (52)  No.95413

>>95411

probably doing adult colouring or something


048d1a (46)  No.95414>>95419

>>95410

>The internet makes direct democracy more possible than ever before

sounds very easy to rig


07cbce (52)  No.95415>>95418

>>95412

well, sack everything off and do it then lad.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95416>>95417

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>tfw stuck in a black girl's body


07cbce (52)  No.95417

>>95416

i thought she was a nigger tbh


960cff (9)  No.95418

>>95415

Maybe next time lad, I gotta get money to buy Nationalist clothes tbh and go on train journeys and pay for my car


db8ed8 (16)  No.95419>>95420

>>95414

Cryptographic voting, lad


048d1a (46)  No.95420

>>95419

whats that?


9c17e1 (65)  No.95421

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f67702 (8)  No.95422>>95425

I want to learn a language but its too hot to do so, I need to get myself an online pocahontus but the internet in Flipland is shit especially among the poor.


2d77e5 (64)  No.95423>>95424 >>95425 >>95427

File (hide): 264cfd7c22fe79a⋯.png (209.47 KB, 306x410, 153:205, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


a872ad (20)  No.95424

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07cbce (52)  No.95425>>95426

>>95422

why is it too hot to learn? Cant you find a chinky student or something?

>>95423

bogdanoff?


f67702 (8)  No.95426

>>95425

Heat makes me lazy. I guess I could but usually those 18-21 year olds are a bit childish. They teach me a few words but that's about it and they're not great teachers like pocahontos was tbh. It's a lot of effort for little return.

My best bet is probably a nurse, an ofw or a public high school teacher over there.


1e1768 (38)  No.95427

>>95423

They're moving into a new host


2d77e5 (64)  No.95428>>95431

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1e1768 (38)  No.95429

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH GORDON


9c17e1 (65)  No.95430

probably would have been able to actually get stuff done this weekend if it wasn't so hot


1e1768 (38)  No.95431>>95434

>>95428

Who why


960cff (9)  No.95432>>95433 >>95436

It's too hot


9c17e1 (65)  No.95433

>>95432

inb4 daftie berates us for complaining about the weather


2d77e5 (64)  No.95434>>95435

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>>95431

Future humans.


1e1768 (38)  No.95435>>95437

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>>95434

Have a seat


07cbce (52)  No.95436

>>95432

it is too hot, smh.


a751a0 (26)  No.95437

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>>95435

Brother!


a751a0 (26)  No.95438>>95440

Hey ho


2d77e5 (64)  No.95439>>95442

I'm just waiting to hit 700 so I can post the new thread.


3788c6 (23)  No.95440>>95446

>>95438

don't call me ho ever again you bich


9c17e1 (65)  No.95441

h


1e1768 (38)  No.95442

>>95439

Good lass following the rules. Going for a morality run/walk tbh. Later


2d77e5 (64)  No.95444


a751a0 (26)  No.95446




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