2d77e5 No.94740
No greentext today because it's hot and I'm lazy.
048d1a No.94741
>>94735
good edition considering the short notice lass
a751a0 No.94743
>>94740
wanna fuck that dragon.
0119d7 No.94744
Asterix the Gaul
Now Playing in Cytube
048d1a No.94745
smh vanlad better not be buying coke right now smh
b2881c No.94746
>>94745
*Im didnt buy it lad, I had a wee line and it was shit.**
edc7db No.94747
>>94739
Is cocaine permissible under druid morality?
b2881c No.94748
0119d7 No.94749
Say NO to drugs
Except Magic Potion
b2881c No.94750
>>94747
Probably not lad, Im only a weak mortal though.
048d1a No.94751
>>94746
you didnt even spoiler so now everyone will see hahaha
b2881c No.94753
*drunkeness level decreases*
edc7db No.94754
>>94752
how long did it last lad?
0119d7 No.94755
b2881c No.94756
>>94754
It did very little tbh, I am slightly less drunk though.
>>94755
*buys 2 pints at once for myself*
not for long
b2881c No.94758
>>94756
*realises 2 pints is nearly a tenner*
h-haha Ill just have one a lager top then
edc7db No.94760
>>94756
The only thing stoping me doing coke is that i'm to autistic buy it again.
b2881c No.94761
>>94760
top kek lad, I wouldnt bother if I was sober tbh. tfw buying crack is far more economical than powder cocaine. Cant you buy some fro. the darkweb? o heard thats all the rage now.
048d1a No.94762
>>94761
lad you need to stop smh
5ae6b3 No.94763
>>94761
>crack
fucking hell please no
edc7db No.94764
>>94761
I did that a couple of years ago, it's alot of hassle. the coke was so strong it fucked all the circulation in my arms to the point that couldn't move my hands, looked like a spastic tbh.
535597 No.94765
b2881c No.94766
>>94762
>>94763
wew lads, its exactly the same drug tbh. you can make almost pure powder cocaine from crack. I dont smoke it now anyway.
048d1a No.94767
>>94766
WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW LAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSDDDDDDDDD
b2881c No.94768
>>94764
kek lad, sounds good tbh.
>>94765
ahhh dont bully me, I was stating a fact not advocating it.
63c788 No.94769
FUCKING DRUGGISTS
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
b2881c No.94770
>>94769
STOP
I wasnt even naughty, smh.
535597 No.94772
>>94768
I know lad, it's just that stuff is pure poison
8a86e5 No.94773
>>94770
There is a rumour going around that you've been getting drugged up to the eyeballs on magic monkey juice.
b2881c No.94774
b2881c No.94775
>>94772
agreed lad.
>>94773
HOW DID YOU KNOW???
edc7db No.94776
cocaine is not immoral if you first reject all forms of sexual immorality
2d77e5 No.94777
>>94769
How did we end up surrounded by degenerate normalfags?
048d1a No.94778
>>94776
THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A DRUGGY COPEING TBH
0119d7 No.94779
>>94775
*confesses under torture*
b2881c No.94781
f67702 No.94782
Hmmrp, what a waste of my time, she's still going to go with him.
edc7db No.94783
>>94778
Taking coke is not a disgusting inversion of natural drive, promiscuous sex is.
b2881c No.94785
>>94777
>Im a normalfag
IM EVOLVING
048d1a No.94788
>>94782
atleast you tried
>>94783
lmao whatever famalam
edc7db No.94790
>>94788
better to be a virgin then an anti drug whore
b2881c No.94791
2d77e5 No.94792
>>94785
Of course you're a normalfag. If you can smoke or snort it you've already done it and you shag anything on two legs.
>>94786
You're welcome lad.
b2881c No.94793
>>94783
I disagree with this, drug use is inherently degenerate.
522620 No.94795
I have added new banners for the degenerate scum that browse this board
>>94789
That's /brit//politics/ to you
edc7db No.94796
>>94793
yeah its not as degenerate as sexual degeneracy tho
8a86e5 No.94797
>>94791
How's all that lovely totty you posted about earlier on doing atm?
fc0d2d No.94798
>>94795
Our BO is the biggest bully
048d1a No.94799
>>94792
>doing drugs makes you a normie
i diagree with this part of the statment, would you look at a heroine addict and think to yourself "heh, fuckin normie"
522620 No.94800
I actually miss Monarch
>>94798
you always knew this
b2881c No.94803
>>94792
>if you can take drugs you are a normalfag
Kek lass, thats wholly untrue.
>shag anything on two legs
I try, but rarely succeed.
edc7db No.94804
What is /newbrit/ doing to celebrate the birthday of our most gracious Queen?
fc0d2d No.94805
>>94800
We're pure, lad. Besides even if we were degenerate scum you as our BO should boost our morale instead of putting us down.
b2881c No.94806
>>94797
ignoring me tbh, smh.
>>94795
oi leave it out I wasnt even particularly immoral.
>>94796
Hmm, maybe. Degeneracy is degeneracy though.
0119d7 No.94807
>>94804
jewmanic scum tbh
UP CARATACUS ARE LAST RIGHTFUL KING
048d1a No.94808
edc7db No.94810
>>94806
Virginity is far more important than whether you've put some plat extract in your nose.
b2881c No.94811
>>94810
This is entirely open for debate, lad. cocaine is not an extract, its a semi man-made product.
f2a8d3 No.94812
>>94744
>tfw seen irl asterix several times and nearly picked a fight with one
SAY PARDON WHEN YOU PUSH ME OUT OF THE WAY YOU GAULISH FUCK
0119d7 No.94813
>>94812
they're too manly to apologise
I respect their enormous moustaches tbh
used to go to a gaulish village replica/kiddy park thing when I was living in Brittany, well fun, they had rowing boats and chariots and catapults and stuff
522620 No.94814
>>94805
No lad that's your girl's job, not the BO's. Don't overthink this meme tbh
>>94806
kek lad just kidding, you can get boozed up in a field if you want, I won't stop you
048d1a No.94815
>>94812
lmao calm down lass
f2a8d3 No.94816
>>94813
Well then he can be a mannerly Gaul and say pardon or a manly Gaul and square up
fc0d2d No.94817
f2a8d3 No.94818
>>94804
I burnt some cladding
b2881c No.94819
0119d7 No.94820
>>94816
>expecting any kind of frenchman to admit wrongdoing to a Briton
wew lad
just run 300 yards in front of him over a muddy field, dig some pits to slow down his destriere and construct a thicket of sharpened stakes to impede his charge, then fill him full of arrows with your longbow
f2a8d3 No.94821
>>94820
Sounds like a plan
8a86e5 No.94822
>>94806
>ignoring me tbh, smh.
Dammit lad, I had high hopes.
I still think your best chance was your ex tbh.
b2881c No.94823
>>94816
>not instantly bottling any frenchmen you come across
b2881c No.94824
>>94822
She's in the beer tent with yet another lad, Im absolutely sure shes just trying to make me jealous.
522620 No.94825
>>94817
Presuming you have one ofc
Don't worry lad it's just a weird meme
I'll see myself out
b2881c No.94826
>>94820
>>94823
actually wessexs idea is better
048d1a No.94827
fc0d2d No.94828
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Waitress inserts a customer's sausage inside her vagina before serving him
puke.jpg
5ae6b3 No.94829
f2a8d3 No.94830
>>94827
Explains somethings tbh
b2881c No.94831
>>94825
I got the joke lad, bit sombre tbh.
edc7db No.94832
>>94811
Putting things in your nose is not some natural instinct crucial to the continuation of your species.Your just salty because you can never re-virgin yourself.
b2881c No.94833
>>94827
Kek, how french? Im about 0.5% norman.
048d1a No.94834
>>94828
HOT
>>94829
Oui Oui
>>94830
explains what, taig?
>>94832
If you think he wants to be a virgin i think you have the wrong idea about him
fc0d2d No.94835
>>94825
I'm just being a bully, lad
b2881c No.94836
>>94832
>being a male virgin
AHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAAAAAHHAAHAH
fc0d2d No.94837
>>94834
>HOT
Would it be gay not to eat that, lad?
>>94836
Lad………………………………..
048d1a No.94838
>>94833
My gandfather on my fathers side is half french and half Nazi so i guess 12.5. oddly specific
b2881c No.94840
>>94837
whoops sorry lad, I only meant in relation to being a degenerate drug using virgin.
048d1a No.94841
>>94836
Lass remmeber what kind of company you are in
>>94837
>Would it be gay not to eat that, lad?
I dont make the rules lad so dont ask me
edc7db No.94842
>>94840
I have not used any drugs in 3 years, jokes on you.
b2881c No.94844
>>94838
So you are an eighth baguette muncher, not too bad.
>oddly specific
Its a guess tbh, got 1 confirmed norman in my family tree from several hundred years ago. Probably less than .5% tbh.
f2a8d3 No.94845
>>94834
you don't want my taigness touching frenchbirds
048d1a No.94846
>>94844
yeah, do feel a bit like a h'white though
>>94845
why? also awnser the question or were you just chatting shit?
0119d7 No.94847
>>94845
>renewing the auld alliance
b2881c No.94848
>>94841
see
>>94840
>>94842
>3 years ago
>is still a virgin
How is this possible
f2a8d3 No.94849
Oh I just found a lighter on a seat next to me that looks funky and it works
048d1a No.94850
b2881c No.94851
>>94849
based, is it a Djeep? they are made in france.
048d1a No.94852
>>94849
stop being so edgy and put it back smh
8a86e5 No.94853
>>94824
Yeah, she might be, females absolutely love going that.
If it looks like you're not going to pull, it might be a good time for a tactical retreat. I could see you getting more drunk, lonely and miserable because of the psychic game she's playing with you lad.
8a86e5 No.94855
Can someone clear the cytube playlist?
I don't want to watch this smiling guy.
Pembs?
f2a8d3 No.94856
>>94846
It explains why you don't want me getting friendly with the Frenchbirds si vouz comprenez
b2881c No.94858
>>94853
>tactically retreating before last orders
Still got 40 minutes of silent pouting to endure before I can make my escape, Im getting a lift back with the barlad. Ta for the concern though lad.
f2a8d3 No.94859
048d1a No.94861
>>94856
Nah i dont identify as french, i dont want you to make a fucking mistake FOR YOUR SAKE. Either brake up with your gf and stop playing her for a fool or keep ye hands to yourself. Its not that hard man up
>>94859
cringe
b2881c No.94862
>>94859
theres a fat ginger south african lad with a drinking horn that looks like a viking here tonight, he scowled when I asked if he was a rhodie, smh.
1ff1a6 No.94865
Evening people
I'm feeling a bit better today
How are you all coping?
b2881c No.94866
>>94863
smh electric lighters are shit. Take the sparker out and zap some french twats.
048d1a No.94867
>>94862
errr do you mean Zimbabwe you islamiphobe
f2a8d3 No.94868
>>94862
He's probably a boer maybe. Rhodesia was an Anglo colony and true Boers (tm) do not like the SA gov regardless of who was in power. Or one of the benders who don't like anything pre 1994 about their precious rainbow nation despite moving as soon as possible.
5ae6b3 No.94870
>>94864
>>94865
hey, that's good tbh. I'm alright
fc0d2d No.94871
>>94865
Hey lass. That's good. It's so late
b2881c No.94873
>>94867
No I meant the Cecil Rhodes Colony, Africa.
>>94868
He was about 90% fedora autiste, 10% SA, so probably a boer then.
1ff1a6 No.94874
>>94870
Good to hear you're okay!
>>94871
Usually i'm exhausted by 10pm even if I take a nap earlier in the day
Today no nap and I feel full of energy still
2d77e5 No.94876
>>94865
I'm all right at the moment but this hot weather is exhausting. I spent most of the afternoon gardening and I was left with no energy to do anything after I finished.
048d1a No.94878
>>94873
*gasp* thats a very angry nativist stance to take
f2a8d3 No.94880
>>94861
I haven't touched anyone or have I looked at any porn after we decided to be a couple. One must look upon the menu even if one is not allowed to order, yet you lecture me about mistakes whilst you carry a tab of acid, I am drinking in good company and my french is below subpar, the only mistake I could make is mispronouncing how to order beer.
fc0d2d No.94881
>>94874
Opposite tbh usually have energy but today I'm really tired and lazy, probably the heat. And it gets hotter tomorrow.
b2881c No.94882
>>94880
>not ragging as many french chicks as you can
Smh. Im joking lad
1ff1a6 No.94883
>>94876
I had to cut the grass today too, doesn't sound like a big deal but our garden is massive
takes about an hour and it was so hot today I was sweating even without doing anything
048d1a No.94886
>>94880
Lad dont act all high and mighty, you litterally admitted to me you were looking to hookup with french girls on tinder. Stop lying to yourself. Me having a small dosage of a drug for recreational use is way less of a big deal then you trying to get you r dick wet without your gf knowing.
fc0d2d No.94887
>>94883
Seems like everybody has those robot mowers these days
>tfw we're stuck with an old one
>tfw the motor doesn't even work and one of the wheels are tilted awkwardly making pushing it hard work
0119d7 No.94890
>>94885
has science gone too far?
>>94887
>>94883
>cutting your grass instead of letting it grow and seeding the area with fruit and vegetables
STOP
b2881c No.94891
>>94886
>having a small dosage of a drug for recreational use is way less of a big deal then you trying to get you r dick wet without your gf knowing.
Id say it was the other way round, tbh
048d1a No.94893
>>94891
litterally how?also lad thats kinda fucked up
1ff1a6 No.94895
>>94887
ours is a standard petrol push one
takes a bit of effort
>>94890
I do have a few succulents in my room that I take care of, if that counts for anything
2d77e5 No.94896
>>94881
>And it gets hotter tomorrow.
Wew, I don't know whether that will make going out for father's day easier or harder. Have you shown that special pepe to her yet?
>>94883
I get worn out just trying to start up my lawnmower because it takes several attempts at pulling the chord to get it going.
>>94890
Grassy fields are the anglo's native habitat tbh. My gran let trees grown all over her back field and now it's a nightmare to navigate.
b2881c No.94897
>>94893
>implying I trust women at all - they are all out getting dicked by someone else on a weekend, why not you as well?
048d1a No.94899
>>94897
by this logic it isnt immoral to loot because niggers do it too
0119d7 No.94900
>>94896
Forests are the European's native habitat
fc0d2d No.94901
>>94896
>Have you shown that special pepe to her yet?No lass what if it offends her?
b2881c No.94902
>>94895
>succulents
MY NIGGA
0119d7 No.94903
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
comfy bedtime caveman video tbh
night lads
fc0d2d No.94904
edc7db No.94905
>>94848
my will is to powerful to ever sucome to such base desires.
f2a8d3 No.94906
>>94886
It is one thing to say another to do
b2881c No.94907
>>94899
I get that tbh, but if a nigger was looting a shop, and you could benefit rather than the nigger, is that not ethnically beneficial?
1ff1a6 No.94908
>>94902
wew that's an impressive collection!
b2881c No.94910
>>94904
cacti and succulents relax me.
>>94905
or women are just repulsed by you.
048d1a No.94911
>>94906
intention without intervention lacks any sort of prevention.
>>94907
Smh lad, you're supposed to set the standerd and rise above them. Thats why we are supirior, because we are not like them same with women. ill assume your saying this because you're drunk
2d77e5 No.94912
>>94898
Is that a real historical tapestry?
>>94900
Maybe it's the jock in me that longs for open plains and open skies. Forests and bogs are not homely to me.
>>94901
I'm sure she'll find it amusing at at least.
048d1a No.94913
>>94910
>or women are just repulsed by you.
steady on fam
b2881c No.94914
>>94908
thanks lad, most were rescued from garden centres in terrible condition, and some I bred from cuttings I nicked from the eden project.
fc0d2d No.94915
>>94912
>Is that a real historical tapestry?
>La Bête de la Mer (from the Tapisserie de l'Apocalypse in Angers, France). A medieval tapestry, this detail of which shows John, the Dragon, and the Beast of the Sea.
fc0d2d No.94916
>>94908
They'll be nice to you, lass
edc7db No.94917
>>94910
not realy sure, probably
b2881c No.94918
>>94911
kek, I know where youre coming from, but in a straight up choice between a woman fucking someone else or me, Ill figgt to make sure its my willy that gets wet.
b2881c No.94919
>>94913
>>94917
sorry, the banter carried poorly over the internet.
048d1a No.94920
>>94914
>eden project
B A S E D C O R N W A L L
>>94918
smh low standerds
>>94919
haha fair enough, sounded like you were trying to cut him down
1ff1a6 No.94921
>>94916
The DUP?
Best case scenario is they don't interfere with social issues and policy in England.
They could potentially completely stall LGBT rights / healthcare improvements or set us backwards.
048d1a No.94923
>>94921
>They could potentially completely stall LGBT rights / healthcare improvements or set us backwards.
lmao what is your politcal affiliation lad?
048d1a No.94924
>>94922
ngl pretty adorable
1ff1a6 No.94926
>>94923
I'd say i'm a libertarian I guess.
I want gay couples to be able to protect their weed with guns.
b2881c No.94928
>>94926
what the fuck
>>94925
>
2d77e5 No.94929
>>94915
For a moment I thought it was King Ghidorah in spoof-medieval fanart.
048d1a No.94930
>>94926
>I want gay couples to be able to protect their weed with guns.
only bti i liked in that was really the guns tbh isnt that what the american libertarian party used as their slogan?
edc7db No.94931
>>94919
i could always use a prostitute yet i do not, nor will i ever.
b2881c No.94932
>>94931
Because you are a eunuch?
048d1a No.94933
>>94927
Awww, i like the little environment around him
>>94931
yeah but most people wouldnt do that tbh
fc0d2d No.94934
>>94929
many-headed serpents aren't exactly rare in history I think. King Ghidorah is cool though. Wonder how they'll make him in this new universe.
b2881c No.94935
>>94933
I got these because they look lewd when they are shedding, smh.
0119d7 No.94936
night again lads please gas the fucking tranny for the gods sake
I have to fuck off every time it appears
>>94912
>jock
>open plains and open skies
>implying Scotland isn't a hellscape of high mountains and deep lochs and heather-blasted moors
>implying it wasn't covered with forest just like the rest of are ancestral land in the deep times of prehistory
you got too civilized tbh
nature will destroy you
>>94921
>come back after comfy heterosexual not gay caveman video
>for this
go to the top of a rapefugee tower block and if you survive, jump off and do a flip
b2881c No.94937
fc0d2d No.94938
>>94936
Night lad. Luna hasn't really done anything to offend you tonight though?
048d1a No.94939
>>94935
kek
>>94936
night lad, i feel how you feel about the tranny. Its damn frustrating
fc0d2d No.94940
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Applaus for a moderate muslim and her very "moderate" views
b2881c No.94941
>>94938
advocating for gay rights is offensive.
b2881c No.94942
*leaves without pulling that pouty slag*
ahhhhh mission failed
048d1a No.94943
>>94940
HAHA
>>94938
being anti DUP and acting like its not a bad thing is pretty offensive tbh
>>94942
better luck next time
fc0d2d No.94944
>>94942
Are you leaving a lot of bastards as you travel around working, lad?
2d77e5 No.94945
>>94934
Hopefully they'll let him stay on the screen for more than ten minutes. I'm still wading through the 60s Godzilla movies and even those feel like they have too much human stuff and not enough monster stuff sometimes.
edc7db No.94946
>>94932
No i'm no eunuch. Promiscuous sex makes me feel physicaly sick, not sure how to explain it but it feels like premarital sex is a direct act of violence towards God.
59a208 No.94947
>>94944
No lad, Im a responsible womaniser.
>>94946
Fair enough, as long as you are actively seeking marriage then I cant fault that pov. What I take issue with is incels claiming its a virtue.
5ae6b3 No.94948
>>94945
wew I had no idea when I watched it
048d1a No.94949
1ff1a6 No.94950
I am anti-DUP, suck it.
Religious loonies, climate change deniers, earth is 6000 year old creationists, what's there to like?
Gonna go play some vidya now anyways ttyl <3
fc0d2d No.94951
>>94945
guess copying the old doesn't really work if the old sucks. I enjoyed Kong Skull Island though. They teased Rodan, Mothra and King Ghidorah at the end of Kong: Skull Island. Wonder how they will fit all those.
048d1a No.94952
>>94950
>Religious loonies
Religion is a good thing at its core
>what's there to like?
everything else
>Gonna go play some vidya now anyways ttyl <3
you are smug for literally no reason
5ae6b3 No.94953
>>94950
the DUP are the last bastions of morality in British politics, we need their religious fervor imo to help stop the muzzies
they're probably more moderate against Islam these days though…
fc0d2d No.94955
>>94950
Not really diplomatic, lass. Later
048d1a No.94956
>>94954
*bangs beer bottles together* COME OUT TO PLAAAYAYYAYAY
fc0d2d No.94957
Remember those 10,000 Muslims peacefully protesting terrorism in Cologne? Yeah…
>a few hundred people gathered for the demonstration
>The country's biggest Islamic association had refused to take part in the march
How many Muslims turned out for Erdogan again?
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/muslim-peace-march-held-germany-turnout-disappoints-48103807
edc7db No.94958
>>94953
There pretty much the only socially conservative force in british politics
5ae6b3 No.94959
>>94958
splendid isolation tbh
59a208 No.94961
>>94956
ALRIGHT BOPPERS, SOME COOL CATS NAMED THE FURIES ARE GONNA TUSSLE WITH THE WARRIORS
edc7db No.94962
>>94957
the biggest "far right" group in germany is the grey wolves, a turkic nationalist group
048d1a No.94963
>>94961
kek, such a good film
5ae6b3 No.94965
>>94964
how does their reproductive system work with all those testosterone shots? doesn't it affect it in anyway?
2d77e5 No.94966
>>94951
I wouldn't say classic Godzilla sucks, it's just cheesey self-aware entertainment. At least in the 60s era.
The original movie from 1954 is a masterpiece though. They played it completely straight and it really impressed me. When the japs rebooted the series in the 80s, they kept only the 1954 movie as canon and for a very good reason.
048d1a No.94967
>>94964
this is what lun-a wants
edc7db No.94968
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
♫ayy,çan't keep my herd in my çamp,
i'm like kurd who is your man'ş ayy♫
fc0d2d No.94971
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>>94966
Seems like the new ones are going to be a bit lighthearted and fun adventure films. Haven't watched any of the originals.
fc0d2d No.94972
>>94970
>buy mini pet seal
>turns out it's actually a beachmaster
89878f No.94973
>>94962
They're also inside all major German police departments
fc0d2d No.94977
>>94974
Good lass. No neck biting for you
a751a0 No.94978
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>>94966
I like the era where they were aiming them at kids the most.
fc0d2d No.94980
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>>94978
JET JAGUAR JET JAGUAR
PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
5ae6b3 No.94981
>>94975
>that music
>>94978
topkek
a751a0 No.94982
fc0d2d No.94984
https://www.defendevropa.org/2017/germany/germany-migrant-sex-crimes-increased-500/
>A report published by the Federal Criminal Police Office (Bundeskriminalamt, BKA), the number migrant-perpetrated sexual offences – defined as sexual assaults, rapes and the sexual abuse of children – had increased by 500% between 2013 and 2016.
>The report is one which is published annually under the heading of Criminality in the Context of Migration (Kriminalität im Kontext von Zuwanderung), records crimes committed by asylum seekers, refugees and illegal immigrants. This definition covers the vast majority of the nearly 2 million migrants that the Merkel regime has imported over the last few years.
>The latest edition of this report, published at the end of April, shows that migrants committed an average of 9 sexual offences every single day in Germany last year. That is a 102% increase on the previous year’s figures.
>The largest increase from 2015 to 2016 came from an influx of Iranian Zuwanderung (asylum seekers, refugees and illegal immigrants), who committed 329.7% more sexual crimes. This group was followed closely by Syrians who committed 318.7% more sex crimes than the previous year
>Afghanistan (up 259.3%); Iraq (up 222.7%); Pakistan (up 70.3%); Algeria (up 100%); and Morocco (up 115.7%) were the other primary countries of origins of the biggest culprits in sexual crime cases.
>To put these figures in context, that means that migrants committed 3,404 sexual crimes in 2016. Considering Germany has a rape rate of 9 per 100,000 inhabitants, this means that – with the figures loosely extrapolated – migrants are committing just under 50% of all rapes in the country, despite being less than 5% of the overall population.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-crime-idUSKBN17Q1G4?il=0
8a86e5 No.94985
it's starting to kick in tbh…
stay with me lads, I…
fc0d2d No.94986
fc0d2d No.94987
048d1a No.94988
>>94985
Lad what have you taken?
a751a0 No.94990
2d77e5 No.94991
>>94978
They are really charming.
>>94983
Sweet dreams. I'll head to bed too now.
8a86e5 No.94993
>>94988
Nothing illegal.
i think
048d1a No.94994
>>94993
yeah but what have you taken fam?
a751a0 No.94995
fc0d2d No.94996
Yeah deport everyone on welfare, right? :^)
>Bottom line: So-called real Americans are screwing up America. Maybe they should leave, so that we can replace them with new and better ones: newcomers who are more appreciative of what the United States has to offer, more ambitious for themselves and their children, and more willing to sacrifice for the future. In other words, just the kind of people we used to be — when “we” had just come off the boat.
Such cunts
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/16/opinion/only-mass-deportation-can-save-america.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=2
edc7db No.94997
>>94995
nutmeg take about 8 hours to kick in
db8ed8 No.94998
>>94984
>they actually collect statistics for the ethnicity and country of origin of criminals
Wow racist much?
db8ed8 No.94999
>>94996
>finding such a roundabout way to deport the blacks
hmm
edc7db No.95000
a751a0 No.95001
fc0d2d No.95002
9c17e1 No.95003
i love chinky lassses but im probably going to die alone and chidlreess tbh ;ads
5e45fe No.95004
Lads I'm going to fucking kill myself.
9c17e1 No.95005
a751a0 No.95006
>>95004
I love you, brudda.
5e45fe No.95007
>>95005
>>95006
Well you fucking ban me and push me away then you tell me not to.
Why is this? Do you merely wish to prolong my suffering by not allowing me to kill myself? If I do, I will mention this place in detail and list every little bit of info I know about all of you purely out of spite.
9c17e1 No.95008
>>95007
wait are you alberto or Leon
I don;t thihnk i care if you top yourself if you are
5e45fe No.95009
>>95008
Alberto and I'm very fucking angry.
8a86e5 No.95014
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Alexander Nekrassov drops truth bombs and globalist BBC panel freak out
0bc02a No.95016
>>94902
I have a few cactuses tbh and a bonsai tree. Alcohol is bad though lad.
8a86e5 No.95018
I guess /brit/ gets up earlier than /newbrit/ .
535597 No.95019
8a86e5 No.95020
>>95019
I guess that throws some light on why this is the fun posting board, while /brit/ is the no fun allowed board.
9c17e1 No.95021
>>95018
/brit/ probably isn't hung over right now
8a86e5 No.95023
This robot looks like someone just walked in on him playing with himself
9c17e1 No.95024
9c17e1 No.95026
8a86e5 No.95027
>>95024
Of course. I always stop eventually.
>>95025
Morning lad.
9c17e1 No.95028
>>95027
NEVER START MASTURBATING
3788c6 No.95029
7ee1bc No.95030
Good morning one and all, please post quietly, I have a hangover.
7ee1bc No.95031
>>95016
Thats my single malt collection behind the plants, the least degenerate form of alcohol.
Smh most of my plants are being babysat because I cant have them in the van.
7ee1bc No.95032
MAY TO FACE LEADERSHIP CHALLENGE IF SHE WATERS DOWN BREXIT
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN1980T5?il=0
>Prime Minister Theresa May will face an immediate leadership challenge from eurosceptic MPs in her party if she seeks to water down her plans for Brexit, the Sunday Telegraph reported, citing senior Conservative sources.
9c17e1 No.95033
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2d77e5 No.95034
Just had cereal tbh. How much estrogen do you think is in cow's milk these days?
>>95032
WE WANT MOGG
9c17e1 No.95035
>>95034
Please don't make me think about oestrogen in cows milk
2d77e5 No.95036
>>95035
*makes you think about it*
7ee1bc No.95037
>>95034
shitloads tbh, but not much exposure if you just use it in cereal.
9c17e1 No.95038
>>95036
Will you let me drink anything?
05e1e4 No.95039
>>95038
m i n e r a l w a t e r
2d77e5 No.95040
>>95038
I want you to drink it lad.
9c17e1 No.95041
>>95039
Don't get her talking about that, she'll ruin that too
>>95040
Stop trying to turn me into a gayist
7ee1bc No.95042
>>95039
comes in a estrogen loaded plastic bottle :^)
3788c6 No.95043
>>95041
estrogen =! gay tbh
9c17e1 No.95044
>>95043
It turns people into gayists
7ee1bc No.95045
>>95044
Nah lad, if you loaded me up with estrogen Id still be straight, just with boobs.
2d77e5 No.95046
I should be less devilish on Sundays but I don't wanna.
>>95045
And boobs could be very useful for a straight man these days.
05e1e4 No.95047
>>95042
Not when it's straight from the mineral deposits. And everything comes in fucking plastic bottles these days, the most Jewish material since asbestos
3788c6 No.95048
>>95044
you're a right schizo you know that
9c17e1 No.95049
3788c6 No.95050
>>95049
what's there to apologise for? just stop being such a spastic
9c17e1 No.95051
05e1e4 No.95052
Don't be mean to imperium lad smh
Scarnon lads tbh
7ee1bc No.95053
>tfw its already really fucking muggy so I cant have a lie in
7ee1bc No.95054
>>95052
>scarnon
Does this mean 'whats going on?'
3788c6 No.95055
>>95052
but he pisses me off at times
2d77e5 No.95056
>>95055
I sure he doesn't mean to. He's a good lad.
8a86e5 No.95057
>>95046
Why do you want to turn men into girls?
Are you into pegging?
2d77e5 No.95058
>>95057
I just want to make sure they can feed their asexually produced fungal offspring after the collapse happens.
8a86e5 No.95059
>>95058
Ah cool.
I'm not into pegging either.
7ee1bc No.95060
>>95058
>implying men can ever lactate as a food source
kek we need to ((( progress ))) in science before that happens.
9c17e1 No.95061
>>95055
I don't understand what the problem is
3788c6 No.95062
>>95060
i think it's already a thing in nature but I'm not sure
>>95061
nah nothing I'm just a cunt forget it
05e1e4 No.95063
05e1e4 No.95064
>>95055
I'm certain we all get on each other's nerves now and then
2d77e5 No.95065
>>95060
It's already happening.
http://www.milkjunkies.net/2013/05/trans-women-and-breastfeeding-personal.html
I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to click the link though.
9c17e1 No.95066
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05e1e4 No.95067
3788c6 No.95070
>Yes, in theory, men can breastfeed. Male breasts have milk ducts, and some mammary tissue. They also have oxytocin and prolactin, the hormones responsible for milk production. There have been reports of men who were able to produce milk through extensive breast and nipple stimulation, but no one knows whether the milk was of the same composition or quality as the kind women produce.
https://www.babycenter.com/404_can-men-breastfeed_8824.bc
5ae6b3 No.95071
>Daddy took the moka pot with him
NEVER talk to me
>>95069
so prerry
>>95070
>oxytocin is responsible for milk production
so men produce milk when they socialise and hug people?
5ae6b3 No.95072
9c17e1 No.95073
>>95071
>men produce milk when the hug people
05e1e4 No.95074
>>95073
He was right all along wow
2d77e5 No.95075
>>95073
Or get hugged presumably.
*hugs you*
5ae6b3 No.95076
>>95073
*hugs you* don't get your shirt wet lad
9c17e1 No.95077
2d77e5 No.95078
>>95077
*keeps hugging you*
We need to raise your oxytocin levels lad.
a751a0 No.95080
>>95079
>that kitten bullying
Why's he so mean, lads?
2d77e5 No.95081
>>95080
That's not mean, that's normal feline behavior. When an adult cat disapproves of what a kitten is doing they will box the kitten's ears. It doesn't hurt them, it just teaches them not to invade their space.
7ee1bc No.95082
>>95079
>>95080
>>95081
tbh thats a restrained and measured response from the downsyndrome looking cat.
2d77e5 No.95083
>>95081
Now that I think about it, they seem to follow a kind of NAP. Based ancats.
5ae6b3 No.95084
>>95081
>>95082
But it was an accident!
7ee1bc No.95085
Whats everybody doing in this extraordinary weather?
7ee1bc No.95086
>>95083
>Ancats
[playwriting intensifies]
9c17e1 No.95087
>>95078
It's not funny lass
7ee1bc No.95088
>>95087
oxytocin is also responsible for bonding after sex, maternal and paternal bonding, etcetera.
2d77e5 No.95089
>>95084
It may have been an accident but he still infringed the other cat's properties rights and forced him to defend himself.
>>95087
*promotes breast growth*
3788c6 No.95090
>>95088
I think this is exactly what he lacks, and why he's so opposed to touchie touchies
5ae6b3 No.95092
>>95085
some sunbathing after I eat probably, you?
7ee1bc No.95093
>>95091
I was looking for these, ta lad. *saves*
7ee1bc No.95094
>>95092
same I guess, its absurdly hot already. Might install my roof window this evening, but the van roof is already too bloody hot to touch.
7ee1bc No.95095
19 YEAR OLDS AS SEDANTRY AS 60 YEAR OLDS
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/06/170615142701.htm
>Physical activity among children and teens is lower than previously thought, and, in another surprise finding, young adults after the age of 20 show the only increases in activity over the lifespan.
9c17e1 No.95096
>>95090
There's nothing to be done about it
05e1e4 No.95097
7ee1bc No.95098
QUEENS SPEECH CANCELLED IN 2018
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40317814
>There will be no Queen's Speech next year to give MPs more time to deal with Brexit laws, the government says.
>Leader of the Commons Andrea Leadsom said the next parliamentary session was being doubled in length to two years.
>The highly unusual move would allow MPs to scrutinise "substantial amounts of legislation", she said.
>This year's Queen's Speech was due on Monday but has been put off until Wednesday as Theresa May's minority government seeks a deal with the DUP.
5ae6b3 No.95099
>>95094
damn you'll have to wait then
05e1e4 No.95100
>>95091
Gosh that's spooky
3788c6 No.95101
>>95096
I don't think that's true
7ee1bc No.95102
>>95097
I shall become Vanlad Lloyd Webber but less gay.
05e1e4 No.95103
05e1e4 No.95104
>>95102
The newbrit musicals
7ee1bc No.95105
>>95096
>>95101
tbh, like any phobia or deficiency it requires remedial action.
GET HIM 10CCs OF CUDDLES, STAT
2d77e5 No.95106
>>95091
Aaaaaaaaaahhhh.
We need to protect and grow our bonding hormones.
7ee1bc No.95107
>>95106
Theres a quick way to ensure that :^)
3788c6 No.95108
>>95106
but that's ghay t. chinkboy
f67702 No.95109
Who's keeping their teeth hwhite?
9c17e1 No.95110
>>95109
I use arm and hammer, but I can't say I'm a massive fan of salty toothpaste.
2d77e5 No.95111
>>95107
>substituting real human interaction with anything
Laaaaaad.
>>95108
Smh, if only we could bring him out of his shell.
7ee1bc No.95112
>>95109
g o o d toothpaste, cant beat the baking soda they add.
5ae6b3 No.95113
>>95105
>>95106
we need /newbrit/ cuddle sessions to keep our levels up! hugging is healthy!
7ee1bc No.95114
>>95111
No lass, you use it as a catalyst for relationships. They use it experimentally to treat PTSD and shit.
5ae6b3 No.95115
>>95109
I tried using the pure soda on me teeth but it's really gritty, didn't know they made actual paste. I'll probably buy some now thanks tbh
5ae6b3 No.95116
>Yes, baking soda is gentle enough to use on cosmetic restorations. Does ARM & HAMMER™ Baking Soda toothpaste deliver fluoride to the teeth? Yes, all ARM & HAMMER™ toothpastes contain 1100 ppm fluoride.
Never mind
2d77e5 No.95117
>>95114
>needing a catalyst for relationships
I don't need chemicals to make me talk to people lad. I'm not socially inept.
7ee1bc No.95118
FOREST FIRES KILL 57 IN PORTUGAL
3788c6 No.95119
>>95113
imperiumlad can no longer oppose this either because it's for a good cause
plus lots and lots of milk :^)
it's really not gay we swear it
7ee1bc No.95120
7ee1bc No.95121
2d77e5 No.95122
>>95118
Aaaaahhhh greatest ally nooooooooo.
7ee1bc No.95123
>>95117
smh I wasnt implying YOU needed it, lass.
3788c6 No.95124
>>95118
>that time last year Russia sent aid to Portugal because they couldn't fight their fires and no one cared
y-you're welcome haha
a751a0 No.95125
9c17e1 No.95126
>>95116
It's really difficult to get non-fluoridated toothpaste
5ae6b3 No.95127
>>95119
tbh lol
>>95126
I use Aloe Dent, the Aloe vera in it is probably a meme but it's fluoride free at least
9c17e1 No.95128
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a751a0 No.95130
>>95129
>Paintings.
At least show the photographs, if you want to tug at my heartstrings.
9c17e1 No.95131
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>>95130
(joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew joshua goldberg mentally ill jew jo) 2d77e5 No.95133
>>95127
Aloe vera is pretty good for coating burns tbh, I've used the raw stuff myself. I don't know what it would do with teeth though.
>>95129
Saturation bombing civilian targets is such a monstrous act. No true aryan would ever do such a thing…
522620 No.95134
>>95113
>bonding with random people you don't know
bad idea tbh
3788c6 No.95136
coffee finished, teeth brushed.
i'm off biking see you fucknuggets in a minute.
a751a0 No.95137
2d77e5 No.95138
>>95136
Don't crash please.
522620 No.95139
>>95135
>Neo's flirting with me now
Took you long enough
>>95136
Don't break your bike this time
5ae6b3 No.95140
>>95133
Yeah I believe in it's uses topically but as you say I don't know how it could help teeth, perhaps the gums though.
Bombing non-Germans is like delousing the earth tbh
>>95134
But I like you lads..
>>95136
Ahhh give me some coffee. bye lass
2d77e5 No.95141
>>95139
We need to bond with as many people as possible to get the oxytocin flowing.
>>95140
>Bombing non-Germans is like delousing the earth tbh
Don't say that lass, I'm the germanic here and I don't want to ethnically cleanse you.
522620 No.95142
>>95140
>But I like you lads..
Good for you lad
>>95141
>We need to bond with as many people as possible to get the oxytocin flowing.
>it's a Neo tries to corrupt us episode
If you bond with everyone, you bond with no one tbh
bonds are special precisely because it's exclusive to certain people
You should only do it with people you really trust and care about
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2d77e5 No.95143
>>95142
But I want everyone's oxytocin.
5ae6b3 No.95145
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>>95141
The Jerry propaganda has got to me
522620 No.95147
btw it's the anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo today
I hope Anprim has the sense to piss off the frogs todaybut he won't of course because he's a filthy taig
522620 No.95148
oh and it's Longshanks' birthday today too
Piss off the welsh and jocks as well
5ae6b3 No.95149
>>95148
Our day will come..
522620 No.95150
>>95149
>he says in English
84fe82 No.95151
>>95147
>it's a Herts tries to get me killed episode
Le celtique et le français unis contre les anglo-saxons
If Porsche wins the frogs will face another defeat at the hands of the Germans today. I'm hoping are astons get a good spot but i'm not too hopeful we'll make the top 5
9c17e1 No.95152
>>95143
You turned something innocent and not completely disgusting into something that I'm somehow more opposed to when I started
2d77e5 No.95153
>>95148
>he is also often criticised for other actions, such as his brutal conduct towards the Scots, and issuing the Edict of Expulsion in 1290, by which the Jews were expelled from England. The Edict remained in effect for the rest of the Middle Ages, and it was over 350 years until it was formally overturned under Oliver Cromwell in 1656.
Wew, the Eternal Cromwell strikes again.
>>95149
It's too late lass, the English and Welsh are one people now.
522620 No.95154
>>95151
>letting a frog kill you
weak af, it's a a tradition to piss off foreigners here
Why are you learning French btw?
It should be les celts rather than le celtique tbh
>>95153
>inb4 Dorset defends Are Ollie
But really the 1600s were clusterfuck
2d77e5 No.95155
>>95152
Sounds like someone needs a little TLC if you know what I mean.
9c17e1 No.95156
>>95155
stop flirting with everyone you slag
84fe82 No.95157
>>95154
Actually it would be les celtiques but my phone autocorrected it smh
5ae6b3 No.95158
>>95150
Ahhhhh
fy dydd… yn.. ree I don't know
>>95153
Welsh culture must be preserved in the face of Anglo liberalism..
a872ad No.95159
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>dad comes home early and walks in on me playing Dying Light in a dressing gown
>>95094
>from mobile gas chamber to mobile oven
>>95124
clearly it was a ruse for putin to install russian soldiers in Portugal to instigate an armed uprising
t. media
>>95147
WHO'S THE MAN WHO BEATS THE FRENCH?
WHO'S THE MAN WITH THE CROOKEDY NOSE?
OUR ATTY
OUR ATTY
>waterloo is responsible for the rise to supremacy of the Rothschilds
smh
>>95148
*slandered by Braveheart*
Mel gibbo might be a good lad but he's a yank and a plastic haggis
>>95153
>Cromwell
SPEAK NOT HIS NAME
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*leads the cavalry charge over Powick Bridge*
>>95154
>the blanket term "English Civil War" actually covers wars into the double digits all occuring in the first half of the 17th century
522620 No.95160
>>95157
ah ok it still translates as celtics rather than celts tho
You didn't answer my question though
>>95158
kek
522620 No.95161
>>95159
>>waterloo is responsible for the rise to supremacy of the Rothschilds
Not really but I'm not going to argue it right now
>Mel gibbo might be a good lad but he's a yank and a plastic haggis
Yeah, he's like all yanks, just attaches himself onto any real identity because of the rootlessness of America
>>the blanket term "English Civil War" actually covers wars into the double digits all occuring in the first half of the 17th century
And that's not even mentioning all the shit that happened after the Glorious Revolution too
84fe82 No.95163
>>95160
One of my french books has Les Celtiques as a title and it used some sentences like that. Could be a misprint.
Lots of french nationalists movements, and I really should learn another language tbh.
a751a0 No.95164
>>95161
Isn't Mel Straylian?
2d77e5 No.95165
>>95156
I only want to cure your oxytocin deficiency lad.
>>95158
Ferch 'n giwt.
522620 No.95166
Right I'm off now
>>95163
Maybe it's an old book or it's just the frogs being weird
>Lots of french nationalists movements, and I really should learn another language tbh.
ok I see where you're coming from, always good to learn languages tbh
>>95164
He's yank but moved there as a kid
9c17e1 No.95167
>>95165
>I only want to cure your oxytocin deficiency lad.
Please stop this
0bc02a No.95168
>>95022
Hehe, now you fucked up.
http://grammarist.com/usage/cacti-cactuses/
>Cacti is the Latin plural of cactus, and some writers use it in English. Cactuses is the English plural. Dictionaries list both, and neither is right or wrong. Also, like many names of plants, the uninflected cactus is sometimes treated as plural.
84fe82 No.95169
>>95166
See you lad. But step into right wing instagram and the lingua franca of the online nouvelle-Droite is French, even the Italians are willing to speak it.
2d77e5 No.95170
>>95167
I can't wait to tell 22st all about our discovery tbh.
9c17e1 No.95171
>>95170
What are you on about
5ae6b3 No.95173
>>95165
diolch yn fawr iawn! t-ti hefyd
9c17e1 No.95174
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5ae6b3 No.95175
>>95174
Get nice and tanned lad. Waiting until I can eat first
2d77e5 No.95176
>>95174
>>95175
I'm too germanic to tan, smh.
5ae6b3 No.95177
>>95176
Aw. Being native can have its benefits sometimes.
a872ad No.95178
back of my neck is probably all red and peeled smh
I sit near the window all day
07cbce No.95179
Roof window fitted, legs and arms now have 3rd degree burns
2d77e5 No.95180
>>95179
I thought that was a picture of your dick for a moment.
5ae6b3 No.95181
Reee the electricity box is beeping I have to go to the shops and buy some more soon, stupid council
>>95178
Smh
>>95179
Did you have to cut a hole in the roof or something?
a872ad No.95182
>>95179
looks real good
>>95180
bit sluttish to have dicks on the brain tbh
07cbce No.95183
07cbce No.95184
>>95181
yeah didnt take long with my considerable window expertise :^)
>>95182
ta lad
07cbce No.95185
>>95178
Smh lad put suntan lotion on or youll get neck cancer
5ae6b3 No.95186
07cbce No.95187
>>95181
>being a keymeter pleb
smh
a872ad No.95188
>>95185
*turns collar up*
stylish and practical
5ae6b3 No.95189
>>95187
I'm enslaved to the county overlords, it's a terrible existence
2d77e5 No.95191
>>95189
I still don't know how this system is legal. It sounds like a parody of evil tory policies.
07cbce No.95192
>>95191
Its legal because its the way they can deny you electricity - they arent allowed to cut you off for unpaid bills, thats against the law, so they force you to buy it bit by bit so its your fault if you cant afford it.
8a86e5 No.95193
>>95190
These people are so fucked up.
db8ed8 No.95194
>>95190
wew
>>95192
>they arent allowed to cut you off for unpaid bills
Wait, really?
07cbce No.95195
>>95190
kill them with fire
1e1768 No.95196
>>95136
You brush your teeth immediately after drinking coffee?
>>95170
Read the thread, lass. Nice discovery tbh. It's what I've said forever: Da joos have made male bonding gay for a reason.
God reading the thread's exhausting I'm never doing that again :^)
07cbce No.95197
>>95194
Nope, the bills just mount up until you end up in court, they can throw you out of your council house for it, but they cant stop your services. Same with water.
9c17e1 No.95198
8a86e5 No.95200
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
LEFTIES HAVE BEEN SHILLLNG THIS VIDEO EVERYWHERE
THEY ACTUALLY WANT THE BODY COUNT TO BE HIGHER, SO THE GRENFELL TOWER FIRE HAS MORE POLITICAL IMPACT
>Emotional woman provides no evidence for her claims that 600 people died
>Lefties believe her anyway
>They want more dead, or for the public to believe there are more dead
1e1768 No.95201
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH BLACK PIGEON/PANTHER
2d77e5 No.95202
>>95196
Our hugs have even more meaning now.
>>95198
*hugs you*
a751a0 No.95203
>>95200
I thought only 500 were living there.
3788c6 No.95204
found a secret hidden super comfy small green meadow in between a forest. I'll be having picnics there from now on. hope some punks didn't claim it yet.
>>95168
fair lad, didn't know. but that means neither of us are wrong.
>>95196
I brush my teeth after every huge meal and before bed my friend
8a86e5 No.95205
>>95203
Yeah, it's bullshit, but they've been posting that emotional woman everywhere, and getting all faux concerned about it.
db8ed8 No.95206
>>95197
Does doing this make you ineligible for council housing in the future? Could be a neat scam.
f67702 No.95207
Are people going to start refusing to live in towerblocks now? How are the lower income people going to be housed in inner cities?
07cbce No.95208
9c17e1 No.95209
07cbce No.95210
>>95207
Greenbelt development, brownfield development, et cetera. Forced Diversity.
5ae6b3 No.95211
db8ed8 No.95212
>>95207
Put them in the countryside. Develop the countryside into more cities. Evict natives to make space.
07cbce No.95213
>>95206
Not sure, might bar you from housing benefit at least. Its what people do before they get evicted - spend 2 years not paying bills.
1e1768 No.95214
>>95199
Hey lass
>>95202
Let the oxytocin flow!
>>95204
Going to need pics of that meadow, lass
>I brush my teeth after every huge meal and before bed my friend
Reason I ask is because I heard it is bad to do that. Googled it.
>According to the Mayo Clinic, if you've consumed anything acidic, you should avoid brushing your teeth for at least 30 minutes. Foods containing citric acid, like oranges, grapefruits and lemons, weaken tooth enamel. Brushing too soon after eating them can damage the enamel in its weakened state.
http://www.colgate.com/en/us/oc/oral-health/basics/brushing-and-flossing/article/is-brushing-teeth-after-eating-good-for-you-0313
So I always wait 30 minutes. Might not be all food though.
9c17e1 No.95216
1e1768 No.95217
>>95215
Sorry, lad. Forgive me
db8ed8 No.95218
>>95214
>tfw I have a hole in my teeth from brushing too much
It would be nice if the fluoride merchants would tell people about dental fluorosis rather than just shilling about muh plaque
3788c6 No.95219
>>95214
I'll shoot some next time. It looks like a place you summon fairies at.
Thanks for the info, sometimes I'm busy with something before I remember to brush, sometimes I simply don't have the time to wait.
>>95215
ikr forgot me too
3788c6 No.95220
>>95216
what's wrong, on the image he just hugs a random chink lass
1e1768 No.95221
>>95218
Had no idea, lad. Now I'm scared
>>95219
>Thanks for the info, sometimes I'm busy with something before I remember to brush, sometimes I simply don't have the time to wait.
yeah that became a problem for me so I would sometimes skip it. Now I brush in the morning a while before I eat tbh
db8ed8 No.95222
>>95221
Just don't see a fluorosis and assume it's plaque that needs more brushing.
5ae6b3 No.95223
*commissions 22st to draw lewds*
9c17e1 No.95224
3788c6 No.95226
hey vanlad do you have the tea cup holding hand template i need it for memis asap
>>95225
did you progress on it since you showed me it?
5ae6b3 No.95229
>>95224
The transaction is complete lad
>>95225
Thanks lad, nice
9c17e1 No.95230
>>95229
Lad it doesn't have to be lewd
He can draw really nice moral things
1e1768 No.95231
>>95226
>did you progress on it since you showed me it?
I only drew that as a joke, lass. I'm making something elseYou actually wanted a deerboy?
>>95229
First one's free, lass
3788c6 No.95232
>>95228
pfroar thank you kind sir
ask for anything
5ae6b3 No.95233
>>95230
True tbh and he should, lewd is exciting though
>>95231
You know how to do business sir
9c17e1 No.95234
>>95233
>lewd is exciting though
please don't do it lad
3788c6 No.95235
want to play legend of mana suddenly
where can i get it
>>95231
I never wanted this tbh but y'know some people take what they can get
5ae6b3 No.95236
>>95234
I'm not doing anything
db8ed8 No.95237
>>95234
Will it make you feel better if I commission a chinky lass giving birth to a hafu?
>>95235
emuparadise?
9c17e1 No.95238
>>95237
I don't want to commission anything from you yet lad
9c17e1 No.95239
>>95238
or rather I don't want you to commission anything.
07cbce No.95240
>>95235
secrets of mana on the snes?
07cbce No.95241
>>95237
>chinky birthing hafu spawn
I like the sound of this.
9c17e1 No.95242
which colour's prettier lads
1e1768 No.95243
07cbce No.95244
>>95242
blue blue always true its the best for me and you
07cbce No.95245
960cff No.95246
WE DID IT LADS, AT THE LAST MOMENT ASTON MARTIN TROUNCED CORVETTE IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND MAGNIFICENT THE BATTLE BETWEEN THE DRIVERS WAS INCREDIBLE.
07cbce No.95247
>>95245
its definitely blue…
960cff No.95248
>>95245
Lapis is blue yeah smh
07cbce No.95250
3788c6 No.95251
>>95237
I'll see if that works
>>95240
playstation
5ae6b3 No.95252
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna eat where the white folks eat
cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
We dont screw like the white folks do
we just screw til we get through
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white more and more
so i can bitch at the nigger next door
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I'm glad this tune came along
we done wore out one nigger song.
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I wanna be white dont you understand
so I can play in a trashy white band
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
I dont like sugar I dont like tea
Idont like niggers no siree
1e1768 No.95253
a751a0 No.95254
07cbce No.95255
>>95251
I just googled it, never played it tbh, was too busy with final fantasy and dynasty warriors back then.
07cbce No.95257
>>95254
bad joke about having one leg
9c17e1 No.95260
whats the ideal age to die at
960cff No.95261
a872ad No.95262
>>95260
as soon as you begin to take more resources to care for than you make
07cbce No.95263
>>95260
65, so you can have great grandkids.
9c17e1 No.95264
>>95262
So as soon as you're born
07cbce No.95266
>>95262
kek, thats inhumane, we arent a native american tribe. You must be allowed to retire.
db8ed8 No.95267
8a86e5 No.95268
Anyone got any webm of Jahans flipping out?
a872ad No.95269
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>95264
discounting investment in resources to bring you to a state where you can recoup them
>>95266
education, culture spread, care of young, light duties etc are all resources
basically once you're too ill, old or braindead to be a real human bean
1e1768 No.95270
>>95259
How did you know I had an amputee feitsh, lad?
db8ed8 No.95271
>>95262
>every living person is a net producer
>the planet maintains a permanent surplus and the stockpile of unused resources grows indefinitely
a751a0 No.95272
>>95270
They were supposed to be stubby cartoon limbs, but they do look like amputees, don't they?
a872ad No.95273
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>being a good worker drone for the state
NOT ECONOMICALLY VIABLE
>>95271
>the extra resources are used in bettering our condition, automation, expansion etc
9c17e1 No.95274
File: 04f035414f3824a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.12 KB, 750x501, 250:167, DBPGdqJU0AIHnKN.jpg large.jpg)
07cbce No.95276
>>95273
How much does your medication cost in relation to your economic contribution, lad?
1e1768 No.95277
db8ed8 No.95278
>>95273
Shouldn't the spending of those resources count as consumption on the part of the people who benefit from them?
*does an analysis of whose consumption of the surplus pushes them into negative net productivity*
*throws them in the oven*
a872ad No.95279
>>95276
The production cost is probably peanuts, it's just iron supplement type things to help blood flow. The NHS is probably overcharged 100000% because that's how governments do
the NEETpill teaches that it's ok to leech off of an otherwise oppressive government anyway tbh
>>95278
based corporate fascism
8a86e5 No.95280
>Posts fresh Jahans
>Don't get any (You)s
Why lads?
9c17e1 No.95281
db8ed8 No.95282
>>95279
>the NEETpill teaches that it's ok to leech off of an otherwise oppressive government anyway tbh
Good lad
07cbce No.95283
>>95279
>cost is peanuts
Not for the tests, consultations, historic development of the drugs, etcetera. Its a different thing that the govt. are being overcharged.
>neetpill teaches its okay to leach off oppressive govts
True, though we were talking about an ideal world where net deficit is a death sentence.
a751a0 No.95284
>>95280
Too warm for Gord's bullshit, tbh.
2d77e5 No.95285
>>95225
That's a very nice strong back.
9c17e1 No.95286
a872ad No.95287
>>95283
in an ideal world where everyone works toward the betterment of the collective nation/race I wouldn't exist tbh because it's a genetic disease caused by remote inbreeding, I only exist because my parents were free love hippies and didn't believe in planning ahead or having compatibility tests done (and because I don't think those exist or are promoted in the first place because >evil eugenics).
I learnt recently that I wasn't actually the first child, she had a mutant fetus aborted before me but they kept having children anyway
2d77e5 No.95288
>>95286
You remember that big muscular chinky you like posting? It must be like her back.
9c17e1 No.95289
>>95288
do you get off on ruining everything for me
1e1768 No.95290
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>95285
Thanks, lass
*flexes back muscles*
2d77e5 No.95291
>>95289
I honestly thought you liked her. Strong backs are universally attractive tbh.
>>95290
Wew, I wish I had more motivation to work out now.
5ae6b3 No.95292
I really need to buy shorts
9c17e1 No.95293
>>95291
I did like her, and now you've just compared her to deerboy.
07cbce No.95294
>>95292
cut the bottom of the legs off a pair of old jeans like its the 90s
5ae6b3 No.95295
>>95294
GOOD idea, thanks lad
a751a0 No.95296
>>95292
Just take your trousers off. Be free.
2d77e5 No.95297
>>95292
As long as they aren't baggy cargo shorts. Those look terrible.
>>95293
Only because she has a strong back. I didn't mean to imply she was boyish.
960cff No.95298
>Tfw took my hat off to anglo anthem
Good job Aston tbh
1e1768 No.95299
>>95291
Are you out of shape, lass?
>>95292
>>95294
yeah do this
07cbce No.95300
>>95297
hey Im wearing cargo shorts.
07cbce No.95301
2d77e5 No.95303
>>95299
No, I'm just boring and skinny. You've seen the pictures.
>>95300
Are you wearing them with a flame-pattern shirt and sandals with socks?
>>95302
>downvoting the supreme leadeer
Off with his head tbh.
07cbce No.95304
>>95303
No, Im shirtless and in steel toecaps. Flame patterns do not belong on clothing.
1e1768 No.95305
>>95303
Can be out of shape while skinny, lass
>leadeer
>Off with his head tbh.
Worth it
9c17e1 No.95306
got sunburn on my chest tbh
a872ad No.95307
>>95302
>doesn't seem to have it's own video yet
>there are many versions of the song uploaded to youtube, from the Last of the Mohicans soundtrack upload to an official military score
???
1e1768 No.95308
>>95307
Ahhhh leave our poor Deerboy alone
2d77e5 No.95309
>>95304
Steel toecaps are pretty edgy too tbh.
>>95305
If you mean unfit as in unmuscular then yeah. I'm not pudgy or anything like that.
07cbce No.95310
>>95309
>steel toe caps are edgy
Not when they look like timberlands tbh
522620 No.95311
>>95302
>downvoting it
ree
>>95303
>leadeer
'Deer Leader' a la Best Korea would also be acceptable
>>95307
It's a different version to the one in Last of the Mohicans lad
1e1768 No.95312
>>95311
Deer Leader is nice
9c17e1 No.95313
>>95311
why are you deerboy again?
1e1768 No.95314
>>95313
Hertfordshire flag has a deer on it.
522620 No.95316
>>95312
I regret saying this now
>>95313
It's supposedly le ebin maymay now thanks to 22st drawing me as one
he better not draw me as one in his upcoming OC…
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2d77e5 No.95317
>>95313
It's a long story.
a872ad No.95318
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>95311
it's the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards version
522620 No.95319
oh shot I just found the original video for that version of the Gael I'm a fucking retard
whatever
>>95315
I actually don't like the flag tbh
5ae6b3 No.95321
1e1768 No.95322
>>95316
What upcoming OC? smh
>I regret saying this now
Don't lad. It's great.
>>95319
Why, lad? The deer looks kind of dumb. The one in this one looks great though.
522620 No.95323
>>95320
what a coincidence huh
a872ad No.95324
>too hot to even enjoy playing video games
AAAAA
a872ad No.95325
>>95323
really makes you go this is huh wow
I listen to it a lot tbh, nice piece of music. always makes me want to start modding something to replicate border reiver fighting
9c17e1 No.95326
>>95324
>enjoying video games
a872ad No.95327
>>95326
I play them when I don't want to think too much
can't even think minimally in this heat
*starts a riot*
a872ad No.95328
>28 degrees today
>29 tomorrow
07cbce No.95329
>>95324
>>95326
playing some Pirates tbh, sick game.
522620 No.95330
>>95322
>What upcoming OC?
of course I have no idea what you are planning lad ;^)
>The one in this one looks great though.
What's that from? The flag is less than 10 years old but clearly takes stuff from older stuff. St Albans has a nice flag and coat of arms tbh, maybe I should use that instead.
>>95325
It is good, it makes me think of how cool the whole frontier life must have been back then, 1700s are my favourite era of history tbh when it comes to military and colonialism
07cbce No.95331
>>95328
4 more days of heat, smh.
db8ed8 No.95332
a872ad No.95333
>>95331
I understand why dagoes and wops and all manner of wogs are so lazy now
this heat makes it impossible to do much
9c17e1 No.95334
File: ecd4b87ba8cf486⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.24 KB, 639x475, 639:475, DCDOXwMXsAABvoz.jpg large.jpg)
522620 No.95335
I like warm weather but this is a bit much tbh
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1e1768 No.95336
>>95330
>What's that from? The flag is less than 10 years old but clearly takes stuff from older stuff. St Albans has a nice flag and coat of arms tbh, maybe I should use that instead.
https://britishcountyflags.wordpress.com/2013/06/30/hertfordshire-flag/
07cbce No.95337
>>95328
lad should we secede from the UK when we buy land?
07cbce No.95338
>>95333
Nice lazy dago trips lad.
522620 No.95339
>>95336
I see
Never intended to be known as Herts anyway tbh
a872ad No.95340
>>95337
once we can do like that one chink farmer and build a hwacha to keep the po po at bay
>>95338
self-fulfilling portent tbh
07cbce No.95341
>>95340
it would remove the need for planning permission…
2d77e5 No.95342
>>95339
You can break out of those chains and forge a new identity for yourself tbh. Only then will you be free of 22st's lewdness.
a872ad No.95343
going to see if I can play some ps3 stuff tbh
>>95341
tbh I was banking on just starting work while the paperwork was still in the pipe
easier to ask forgiveness than permission and all that
1e1768 No.95344
>>95342
Lass what are you doing
522620 No.95346
>>95342
22st refuses to use Frances though, he still lives under the delusion that she's swarthy
07cbce No.95347
>>95345
use a knife like a proper human.
07cbce No.95348
>>95346
she is swarthy af though lad.
5ae6b3 No.95349
>>95347
That sounds like it'd be tricky..
1e1768 No.95350
>>95345
You're going to have to show it off after, lass
>>95346
She is beyond swarthy, lad.
2d77e5 No.95351
>>95344
I didn't mean to spoil your fun lad, sorry.
>>95346
She is pleasantly swarthy. He probably would draw her if you asked now though.
07cbce No.95352
>>95349
Not really, use a stanley knife and a chopping board.
9c17e1 No.95353
5ae6b3 No.95354
>>95350
Maybe I will lad..
>>95352
Finding one of those would be even harder smh
522620 No.95355
>>95348
>>95350
>>95351
She's not swarthy reeeeeee
And I'm afraid what will happen if she is in OC because I remember what happened last time
07cbce No.95356
>>95354
reeee what sort of animal doesnt own a stanley knife
>>95355
she is
9c17e1 No.95357
>>95355
S W A R T H Y
W
A
R
T
H
Y
5ae6b3 No.95358
522620 No.95360
>>95356
>>95357
>>95358
>everyone's bullying Frances again
Makes me feel like I'm back on /brit/ kek
Daily reminder that she is beautiful despite what you bigots say
9c17e1 No.95361
>>95360
You don't insult chinky lasses so I won't attack Frances too much.
1e1768 No.95362
>>95351
Don't take Hertsboi from me, lass
>He probably would draw her if you asked now though.
No
>>95354
Goodlass
>>95355
TOP KEK
Based Daftie
Will I absorb her swarthiness once I consume her?
2d77e5 No.95363
>>95362
How about if you draw deerboy Herts alongside his waifu Frances?
1e1768 No.95364
>>95363
You know how I feel about miscegenation, lass
2d77e5 No.95365
>>95364
They're both huwhite lad…
522620 No.95366
>>95361
I don't understand your chinky lass fetish but to each their own tbh
>>95362
>implying Daftie is based for drawing that
Bullying is all the more potent when it's done via OC
>Will I absorb her swarthiness once I consume her?
ahhhh lad she's not swarthy, consume a huswarthy slav instead like Diana
>>95363
But then I'd be two people
960cff No.95367
>>95301
Yeah our whole group and nearly all the brits did
07cbce No.95368
1e1768 No.95369
>>95365
What even is she? Use your sharp eyes to identify it, lass
07cbce No.95371
9c17e1 No.95373
>>95371
I hope it's a pisstake, but I think it was genuine.
2d77e5 No.95374
>>95369
She looks very brythonic to me.
1e1768 No.95376
>>95374
Are you being facetious?
2d77e5 No.95377
>>95376
Not really. She might be French too. Doesn't look non-European, she's just kind of swarthy in her complexion.
1e1768 No.95379
>>95377
She's so ambiguous to me.
2d77e5 No.95380
>>95379
She's a mystery mutt like me only she got all the darker genes.
I bet you could draw her if you tried.
048d1a No.95381
Lads is bertie still here?
1e1768 No.95382
>>95381
Visited yesterday. Not seen him today.
>>95380
Sure, but I don't want to
9c17e1 No.95383
whats this about paradox being jewier than usual
522620 No.95384
>>95379
>>95380
All memes aside I think I remember at one point in the series it was alluded to that she had Indian heritage but I'm not sure
I still like her and think she's qt tho
07cbce No.95385
048d1a No.95386
>>95382
saw his posts and WEW tbh
>>95383
something to do with too much dlc and breaking the camels back
db8ed8 No.95387
>>95384
Looks a dago-ish if you ask me tbh
07cbce No.95388
>>95384
definitely part paki
2d77e5 No.95389
>>95382
She is kind of cute though.
1e1768 No.95390
>>95389
Do you want me to draw her?
522620 No.95391
>>95387
Maybe but they're alright tbh
>>95388
ahhhh she's Aryan though
>>95389
based Neo
2d77e5 No.95392
>>95390
Yeah, I'm curious to see how you'd do her. You could prioritize the deerboy first though.
1e1768 No.95393
>>95392
yeah I don't want to draw her
2d77e5 No.95394
>>95393
I'll give you that rare Virginia picture if you do.
9c17e1 No.95395
File: dff81d6fdf27bed⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 29.71 KB, 500x624, 125:156, DBkDlD9WsAEQuno.jpg large.jpg)
07cbce No.95396
What do you lads think about having a referendum on the eventual brexit deal?
1e1768 No.95397
>>95394
I'll try to have something by Tuesday, but it's not going to be her. You promised me Ginnie for any OC
9c17e1 No.95398
>>95396
It'll happen and we won't leave the EU
048d1a No.95399
>>95396
dont see the need for one tbh, it'll be done when its done no need to rush that badly
2d77e5 No.95400
>>95397
What if I have more than one rare Ginnie.
a751a0 No.95401
>>95396
We should just have referendums on everything, tbh.
9c17e1 No.95402
>>95401
based libertarianism
048d1a No.95403
>>95402
wouldnt a libertarian want there to be no referendums?
960cff No.95404
Aaaahhh I have to go home tomorrow and my work want me this weekend reeeeee fuck off you slags
f67702 No.95405
I wonder what Friztl is doing today
1e1768 No.95406
>>95400
Then you'll have more OC
07cbce No.95407
07cbce No.95408
>>95405
The austrian dude?
9c17e1 No.95409
db8ed8 No.95410
>>95401
The internet makes direct democracy more possible than ever before. Perhaps this is why the internet must be destroyed?
f67702 No.95411
960cff No.95412
>>95407
I like camping in a field in France more than work or college
07cbce No.95413
>>95411
probably doing adult colouring or something
048d1a No.95414
>>95410
>The internet makes direct democracy more possible than ever before
sounds very easy to rig
07cbce No.95415
>>95412
well, sack everything off and do it then lad.
2d77e5 No.95416
>tfw stuck in a black girl's body
07cbce No.95417
>>95416
i thought she was a nigger tbh
960cff No.95418
>>95415
Maybe next time lad, I gotta get money to buy Nationalist clothes tbh and go on train journeys and pay for my car
db8ed8 No.95419
>>95414
Cryptographic voting, lad
048d1a No.95420
f67702 No.95422
I want to learn a language but its too hot to do so, I need to get myself an online pocahontus but the internet in Flipland is shit especially among the poor.
07cbce No.95425
>>95422
why is it too hot to learn? Cant you find a chinky student or something?
>>95423
bogdanoff?
f67702 No.95426
>>95425
Heat makes me lazy. I guess I could but usually those 18-21 year olds are a bit childish. They teach me a few words but that's about it and they're not great teachers like pocahontos was tbh. It's a lot of effort for little return.
My best bet is probably a nurse, an ofw or a public high school teacher over there.
1e1768 No.95427
>>95423
They're moving into a new host
9c17e1 No.95430
probably would have been able to actually get stuff done this weekend if it wasn't so hot
1e1768 No.95431
960cff No.95432
9c17e1 No.95433
>>95432
inb4 daftie berates us for complaining about the weather
07cbce No.95436
>>95432
it is too hot, smh.
a751a0 No.95438
2d77e5 No.95439
I'm just waiting to hit 700 so I can post the new thread.
3788c6 No.95440
>>95438
don't call me ho ever again you bich
9c17e1 No.95441
1e1768 No.95442
>>95439
Good lass following the rules. Going for a morality run/walk tbh. Later
2d77e5 No.95444
a751a0 No.95446