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f980b6 (51)  No.95443[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Government Announces Two-Year Parliament To Deal With Brexit Legislation

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/18/government-announces-unusual-two-year-parliament-deal-brexit-legislation/

>The volume and complexity of legislation that will need to be debated and passed by Britain’s House of Commons has been cited as the justification for the government calling a two-year Parliament, to start sitting Wednesday.

>The change means the new Parliament won’t break in the summer, giving significantly more time for committees to work, legislation to be scrutinised, and votes taken. The decision, taken by the Prime Minister, also means there won’t be a Queen’s speech in 2018, and that the next one won’t take place until after the projected date for Brexit in Summer 2019.

>Critics have pointed out cancelling next year’s Queen’s speech will also take away an opportunity for opposition MPs to vote against the government’s programme --- successfully doing so would topple the government and possibly precipitate another election.

As Macron Says UK Could Still Stay in EU, David Davis Tells Eurocrats: ‘Be In No Doubt, We Are Leaving’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/18/macron-says-uk-still-stay-eu-david-davis-tells-eurocrats-no-doubt-leaving/

>David Davis, the Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union, has told eurocrats to “be in no doubt” that Britain is leaving the bloc.

>The Brexit secretary’s comments come as formal negotiations between the United Kingdom and the EU are set to commence, and shortly after EU leaders such as French president Emmanuel Macron have attempted to encourage Remain campaign diehards by saying “the door is always open” to staying.

German Government Holds Out Hope For ‘Soft Brexit’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/18/german-government-holds-hope-soft-brexit/

>Germany’s foreign minister says there may now be a chance of a “soft” British exit from the European Union that keeps the U.K. in the bloc’s single market, but is warning that Britain couldn’t pick and choose its conditions.

>Brexit negotiations start on Monday, with question marks over Britain’s approach after Prime Minister Theresa May lost her parliamentary majority in an election meant to strengthen her hand in the talks.

>German Foreign Minister Sigmar Gabriel told Sunday’s Welt am Sonntag newspaper that “maybe there is now a chance to achieve a so-called ‘soft Brexit.'” But he said staying in the single market would require Britain to accept EU workers’ freedom of movement.

London Tower Fire: 58 Confirmed or Presumed Dead, Identification ‘Will Take Weeks’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/18/london-tower-fire-58-confirmed-presumed-dead-identification-will-take-weeks/

>London police on Saturday raised to 58 the number of deaths either confirmed or presumed following the horrific inferno that turned the city’s Grenfell Tower public housing block into a charred hulk.

>Police Commander Stuart Cundy said the number of 58 is based on reports from the public and may rise. It includes 30 deaths that already have been confirmed, and reports of people who are missing and presumed to have been killed. He says it will take weeks or longer to recover and identify all the dead at the building.

Poll: Europeans Want National Governments, Not EU, to Decide Migration Policies

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/17/poll-oppose-eu-migration-policies/

>People in Europe overwhelmingly oppose the European Union’s (EU) handling of the migrant crisis, and want national governments to have final say over their countries’ migration policies, according to a new survey.

>U.S. pollster the Pew Research Centre found three quarters of respondents said they want their own governments to make decisions on migration of non-EU citizens into their countries.

Teen Stabbed, Throat Slashed on Busy London High Street

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/18/teen-stabbed-throat-slashed-busy-london-high-street/

>A young man was stabbed and had his throat slit in front of horrified shoppers on a busy west London street Friday afternoon. No arrests have been made so far.

>Southall Broadway was sealed off by police officers after being called at 12.20pm to the scene of the stabbing.

>The teenaged male victim was quickly given first aid, then rushed to hospital by air ambulance. His injuries were later confirmed by the police not to have been life-threatening, the Evening Standard has reported.

47f979 (13)  No.95445>>95448

File (hide): db499d22bdbdfe4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 48.02 KB, 684x1024, 171:256, DBQ040sWAAAQheP.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

join the imperium lads


005843 (20)  No.95447>>95449

a A press is a A press. You can't have half, tbh.


f980b6 (51)  No.95448

File (hide): 4c61f6179a42fdc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 960.67 KB, 1024x512, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>95445

*leaves the imperium


698d60 (36)  No.95449>>95450


f980b6 (51)  No.95450>>95451

>>95449

Don't mind """Henry""", he just doesn't understand the physics behind an A Press.


47f979 (13)  No.95451>>95457


8632cd (13)  No.95452>>95453 >>95456 >>95615

File (hide): 5b6234eec2a46c4⋯.jpg (54.05 KB, 597x597, 1:1, stop.jpg) (h) (u)

WHERE THE RIOTS AT

I WAS PROMISED A CHIMPOUT


47f979 (13)  No.95453>>95455

>>95452

The riots are coming you you double nigger


620d45 (22)  No.95454>>95458

How're we doing lads?


8632cd (13)  No.95455

>>95453

ye? cool. when?


6eb23f (12)  No.95456>>95459

>>95452

Just wait till it gets hotter babe, and all the niggers get off school


f980b6 (51)  No.95457>>95458

>>95451

It's only half an A Press if the A button is held down before entering the stage.


698d60 (36)  No.95458>>95460 >>95462

>>95454

Hey lad how are you today?

>>95457

wut


698d60 (36)  No.95459>>95460 >>95461

>>95456

this time next month, all will be fire.


620d45 (22)  No.95460>>95467

>>95458

Absolutely boiling lad, you?

>>95459

Lets bloody hope so


8632cd (13)  No.95461>>95481

>>95459

sounds like a plan

lend me your heat britbongs, i want to see a forest or two burnig


f980b6 (51)  No.95462>>95470

>>95458

Holding down and releasing are both halves of a complete A Press, so by holding down the A Button before entering a course we can complete it with 0.5 less A Presses than if weren't holding it down.


6eb23f (12)  No.95463>>95464

I just walked into a painting and only just managed to stop it from falling over. Fuck it's too hot today


8632cd (13)  No.95464>>95465

>>95463

that's too bad you still have to pay for it t. paintjews


6eb23f (12)  No.95465>>95466 >>95471

>>95464

Nope the painting goblin wasn't present and when if he comes near me I'll make my eyes face different directions and tell him

I'm blind.


620d45 (22)  No.95466>>95469

>>95465

Re you still in France lad?


698d60 (36)  No.95467>>95468

>>95460

same, got a banging headache.


620d45 (22)  No.95468>>95472

>>95467

Hangover?


6eb23f (12)  No.95469

>>95466

Yeah lad, going home tomorrow


698d60 (36)  No.95470>>95473

>>95462

Oh I see. Is this speedrunning shit?


8632cd (13)  No.95471>>95474 >>95478

File (hide): cd09e1ca6c4dca1⋯.png (296.12 KB, 500x525, 20:21, bam.png) (h) (u)

>>95465

no one will buy it if you don't have sunglasses


698d60 (36)  No.95472>>95475

>>95468

this morning yeah, now its just heat induced.


f980b6 (51)  No.95473>>95476 >>95513

>>95470

Yes, only instead of speed it involves completing levels with as few button uses as possible. But it's way too hot for that kind of autism right now.


698d60 (36)  No.95474>>95477

File (hide): a03a06e449ae285⋯.jpg (15.68 KB, 620x387, 620:387, David-Blunkett_3216312b.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95471

english blind folk like to walk around with gammy wandering eyes instead of sunglasses.


620d45 (22)  No.95475

>>95472

Damn lad, sorry to hear that


698d60 (36)  No.95476

>>95473

oh right, thats pretty autistic, but also very efficient and logical.


47f979 (13)  No.95477

File (hide): fe3b94baa5d44b1⋯.png (222.7 KB, 340x379, 340:379, blunkett.png) (h) (u)

>>95474

New Labourposting is my favourite newbrit meme


6eb23f (12)  No.95478

>>95471

Guess what lass, I was wearing sunnies the whole time


af604f (26)  No.95479>>95480

File (hide): fa9687412b4d343⋯.jpg (31.92 KB, 599x588, 599:588, cool cam.jpg) (h) (u)

>it's still 31° here at 6 in the evening

>it's going to be hotter tomorrow while I'm inside doing an exam

At least I can wear my sunglasses to school again


6eb23f (12)  No.95480>>95482

>>95479

>tfw always had prescription sunglasses

>tfw used to wear them indoors in summer and got the teachers to go along with it

I may have looked like a wanker but it was worth it


005843 (20)  No.95481

>>95461

Leave the forests out of this. They didn't do nuffin. Burn a inner city instead.


af604f (26)  No.95482>>95484 >>95485

File (hide): 247b1e6a6728e4c⋯.jpg (20.47 KB, 736x568, 92:71, Gusty Spence.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95480

There is nothing wrong with wearing sunglasses indoors tbh

But I don't do that, I just wear them outside which is the only time you can really talk to the girls anyway


47f979 (13)  No.95483

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


6eb23f (12)  No.95484>>95486

>>95482

It's great until they ask to try your sunglasses on and then you warn them they're prescription and they'll be unable to use them without going dizzy but they try them on anyway


698d60 (36)  No.95485>>95486

File (hide): 82f4b30356acfa9⋯.jpg (10.99 KB, 591x321, 197:107, squint3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95482

>tfw dont wear sunglasses

just squint like a real bad dude, smh.


af604f (26)  No.95486>>95487 >>95490

>>95484

Yeah they always do that

But idc, I just let them do it because they still like to see what it's like wearing them I guess

>>95485

I actually rarely wear my sunglasses, I've always only used them to look cool for the girls at school

I'm only taking them tomorrow because they might be genuinely useful for once and a girl who likes me is taking the same exam as me


47f979 (13)  No.95487>>95488

>>95486

>a girl who likes me is taking the same exam as me

Good lad

Is she chinky


af604f (26)  No.95488>>95489

>>95487

No but I do know an imperium lass who's taking one of my exams on Tuesday

She's kinda fat tho


47f979 (13)  No.95489>>95491 >>95492

>>95488

>No

go for it anyway lad


698d60 (36)  No.95490>>95491

>>95486

fair play lad, I always prefer a baseball cap when its sunny tbh. And make sure you ask her out after the exam, shared stressful situations provoke relationships


af604f (26)  No.95491>>95494

>>95489

>>95490

I actually saw her today already

>I always prefer a baseball cap when its sunny tbh

So do I generally but it depends on whether I'm wearing contacts or not for me


f980b6 (51)  No.95492>>95493

>>95489

>chasing a fat chinky

Lad, have you ever read this blog before?

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/


47f979 (13)  No.95493

>>95492

I was telling him to chase the lass that likes him


698d60 (36)  No.95494>>95495

>>95491

>saw her today already

well played

>he doesnt have 20:20 vision

smh.


af604f (26)  No.95495

>>95494

I think she had a crush on me for about a year and I only just noticed smh why am I so autistic

>>he doesnt have 20:20 vision

Don't bully me lad, some of us need a few drawbacks to stop us being too perfect


f980b6 (51)  No.95496>>95497

File (hide): 0c6f03ed26c42d3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 481.57 KB, 768x433, 768:433, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Is this imperium?


005843 (20)  No.95497>>95508

>>95496

Is it still race mixing if you fuck an alium?


d0780b (10)  No.95498>>95499

Captain's log

AHHHH electricity ran out and I had to walk to the garage in this heat

Imagine if an old lady ran out of electricity today and couldn't drive smh

I tried to red pill my brother on the walk home a bit because he voted so it's important he knows what things are like but I'm not sure how successful it was… at least he said he never really considered stuff before about us becoming a minority and it would be a problem if we did, at first he tried to talk about it in a jokey way but I made him look at it seriously. He must think I was being really weird and intense because I doubt he ever expected me to be so deadly serious. I really must learn how to talk about this stuff in a convincing way, I've never tried to redpill someone in real life before about politics. I hope it hasn't damaged our relationship..


698d60 (36)  No.95499>>95501

>>95498

good effort tbh lad, every little helps.


47f979 (13)  No.95500>>95503

File (hide): af138ed2303bed6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 114.58 KB, 726x1280, 363:640, DCUY87rUMAAPbGs.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

tbh lads


d0780b (10)  No.95501>>95502

>>95499

Thanks lad. I wonder if there are any "how to redpill" guides or something


698d60 (36)  No.95502>>95506

>>95501

Dunno tbh, probably not trustworthy if they called themselves "how to redpill", though.


d0780b (10)  No.95503

>>95500

SPOILERS AHHHHHHHH


698d60 (36)  No.95505>>95507

>>95504

>100k will be itt

no it wont


d0780b (10)  No.95506

>>95502

Probably not smh

>>95504

It's okay


47f979 (13)  No.95507>>95509

>>95505

jesus christ i am retarded


f980b6 (51)  No.95508

>>95497

It's species mixing, but some people see normal miscegenation as that anyway.

>>95504

It better not be an alien get lad…


d0780b (10)  No.95509>>95510

>>95507

That's like Monarch's attempt at maths


47f979 (13)  No.95510>>95511


d0780b (10)  No.95511

File (hide): 435c9976a61e6ba⋯.png (28.77 KB, 300x100, 3:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>95510

Had to refresh /brit/ about 100 times to get this but


47f979 (13)  No.95512

File (hide): 790a2624b4285a8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 200.96 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, CwZuoSMWIAAEqIB.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

join the imperium tbh


d0780b (10)  No.95513

>>95473

is SGDQ on or something?


d0780b (10)  No.95514>>95515

oh july 2nd


698d60 (36)  No.95515>>95516


d0780b (10)  No.95516>>95517

>>95515

it's a speed running thing, figured it might be on because people were talking about it


005843 (20)  No.95517>>95518

>>95516

We were talking about it because of the OP video, lad.


d0780b (10)  No.95518>>95520

>>95517

Oh shit..


47f979 (13)  No.95519>>95522

why can't the weather be shit


b1d85f (29)  No.95520>>95542

File (hide): 20eaa3428a48494⋯.png (409.73 KB, 600x450, 4:3, this shit.png) (h) (u)

>>95518

>he doesn't know about the greatest vidya memes


698d60 (36)  No.95521

>its finally getting cooler

w

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h

a

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k

f

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c

k


005843 (20)  No.95522>>95523

>>95519

ikr. The sun is such a nigger.


698d60 (36)  No.95523>>95524

>>95522

leave the sun out of this.


005843 (20)  No.95524>>95525 >>95527

>>95523

STOP BEING SO HOT AND BRIGHT, YOU SHINY CUNT


b1d85f (29)  No.95525>>95526

>>95524

The sun is a harsh master


005843 (20)  No.95526>>95528

>>95525

How do we kill the sun?


698d60 (36)  No.95527

>>95524

actually kekked


698d60 (36)  No.95528

>>95526

We must seek out and enlist the help of the suns arch enemy, the moon.


698d60 (36)  No.95529

*blocks out the sun*


36fc39 (28)  No.95530>>95532

File (hide): b1ad291f34f525d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 805.42 KB, 709x836, 709:836, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

INCREDIBLY GRAPHIC PIC(despite being low quality) OF MURDERED VICTIM

>be young canadian male

>get on greyhound and take a nap

>get woken up by a chinese man sticking a 5 inch knife into my neck

>scream for help but none of my countrymen dares to intervene

>get murdered on bus and eventually decapitated, dismembered, and cannibalized.

>police take 4 hours to subdue suspect during which the suspect paraded my head like a trophy

>killer gets sentence to a mental institution and released no later than 8 years.

>police officer commits suicide from the visual trauma of that day

Say no to Imperium.


b1d85f (29)  No.95531>>95533

>>95420

afaik you can use the same principles used to encryption data transmission between two people, without outsiders being able to read it or interfere with the message, to hold a vote. In the same way it keeps anybody but the voter from knowing who they voted for and makes it implausible that outside influences can interfere without anybody noticing. Obviously it's not widely accepted, but things like bitcoin have demonstrated the general applications of cryptography in areas you wouldn't otherwise expect.

>>95422

You're learning tagalog lad?


b1d85f (29)  No.95532

File (hide): 5888399ff36576b⋯.jpg (25.85 KB, 736x458, 368:229, mr potato head.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95530

That bottom picture though


08ccff (8)  No.95533>>95534


b1d85f (29)  No.95534>>95535

>>95533

Pretty cool tbh. May I ask why? Southern Imperium?


08ccff (8)  No.95535>>95542

>>95534

Filipinas are so readily available even online. They're also quite a humorous people tbh, always joking. It's dangerous to live there (Manila area) without being able to eavesdrop as well and I'll probably be out there within the year.


52c187 (39)  No.95536

File (hide): 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95204

>neither of us are wrong.

WRONG!

You are wrong for trying to correct something that was already correct. Although I don't mind that you tried to correct what you perceived as incorrect spelling, you really should have checked before hand though.


698d60 (36)  No.95537>>95538 >>95539 >>95542 >>95543

>Cat nuns (France, Middle Ages)

>A nun of a French convent inexplicably began to meow like a cat, shortly leading to the other nuns in the convent also meowing.[7] Eventually all the nuns would meow together for a certain period every day, leaving the surrounding community astonished. This did not stop until the police threatened to whip the nuns.[8]


36fc39 (28)  No.95538>>95540 >>95541

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

620d45 (22)  No.95539>>95540

>>95537

>This did not stop until the police threatened to whip the nuns

Best part tbh


698d60 (36)  No.95540

>>95539

Thats the bit i liked too

>>95538

if she lost some weight and did away with the piercings and cat shit Id probably fuck her tbh.


005843 (20)  No.95541

>>95538

Was it autism?


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95542

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

is it natural for a father-son relationship to be tsundere

>it's not like I got you this shitty beer for fathers day or anything it was just on sale

>>95520

I would like to tell you about the greatest vidya memes

but first I need to talk about parallel universes

>>95535

>going from chinks to SEAmonkeys

മലിനമായ വിദേശ പിശാചിനെ tbh

>>95537

just watched a horror film about possessed spics meowing like cats and murdering people tbh

it was a bit silly because the main actor was a po po man who was obviously jewish but the main plot point was him converting to catholicism and it being the one true religion


f980b6 (51)  No.95543

>>95537

God is a weeb, smh.


620d45 (22)  No.95544>>95545 >>95546 >>95547 >>95548 >>95634

File (hide): 92134a7757f48f6⋯.jpg (3.04 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 001.JPG) (h) (u)

Well lads, the squirrels have started to catch on to the fact I'm trying to shoot them so they're now scampering up trees whenever they see me. Still, I managed to bag this guy.

LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95545>>95569

>>95544

do you have BIG landholdings or something lad

really jelly of your updates tbh


698d60 (36)  No.95546

>>95544

Nice work lad


6eb23f (12)  No.95547>>95569

>>95544

How many guns do you have lad?


36fc39 (28)  No.95548>>95550 >>95569

>>95544

What does rabbit taste like?


698d60 (36)  No.95549>>95551

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


005843 (20)  No.95550

>>95548

Kangaroo


005843 (20)  No.95551>>95552

>>95549

I used to like this group. Sounds a bit shit to me now, tbh.


698d60 (36)  No.95552>>95555

>>95551

I quite like that one, maybe its just nostalgia + the skin head twotone aesthetic.


36fc39 (28)  No.95553>>95591

File (hide): 03db8908e834d2c⋯.png (283.91 KB, 608x539, 608:539, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

LET THEM IN


698d60 (36)  No.95554

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


005843 (20)  No.95555>>95556

>>95552

I dunno. The meaningless lyrics. The awkward clashing of musical styles. The 2deep4you imagery. It all seems a bit silly now.


698d60 (36)  No.95556

>>95555

quads confirm. Smh.


698d60 (36)  No.95557>>95558 >>95559 >>95560 >>95564 >>95567

has everybody died of heat exhaustion?


36fc39 (28)  No.95558

>>95557

probably. Felt that way yesterday myself tbh. I'm busy drawing some OC today and tomorrow though.


f980b6 (51)  No.95559>>95585

File (hide): c96829fbd2b1724⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 195.07 KB, 480x500, 24:25, sleep.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95557

I feel awful tbh. Couldn't even go out for father's day because the rest of my family seems to feel the same way. Maybe I'm getting some allergy or I've caught something, I don't know.


711990 (73)  No.95560

>>95557

I'm beginning to think that summer Seasonal Affective Disorder is a real thing


711990 (73)  No.95561>>95562 >>95585

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

new kay


005843 (20)  No.95562>>95565

>>95561

She's growing on me, tbh.


8632cd (13)  No.95563>>95565 >>95568

File (hide): 23cad7504c1bd11⋯.gif (645.75 KB, 540x540, 1:1, autismos.gif) (h) (u)

real nigga hours


af604f (26)  No.95564>>95565 >>95566 >>95571

>>95557

some of us have a life


711990 (73)  No.95565>>95568

>>95562

I didn't quite "get" her until recently

It's not just shit cooking. It's a woman who's enjoying herself whilst being shit at cooking.

>>95563

alright lad

>>95564

herts goes on a date with one lass and suddenly he's a normie. You've changed man


005843 (20)  No.95566>>95568

>>95564

I haven't. How do you get one, lad?


6eb23f (12)  No.95567>>95571

>>95557

Just had to help someone jumpstart their Porsche, it was sat next to a TVR of all things


af604f (26)  No.95568>>95575

>>95563

*real autismo hours

ftfy

>>95565

I've always had a life and if Daftie is to be believed I've always been a normalfag

Make of that what you will

>>95566

I said I had a life lad, I didn't say it was a good one


620d45 (22)  No.95569>>95570 >>95574

>>95545

No lad, just a small farm

>>95547

3 shotguns, all hand-me downs

>>95548

I can't really describe how it tastes. It's nice though, quite distinct and the meat itself can be tough


6eb23f (12)  No.95570

>>95569

Ooh lad nice nice


698d60 (36)  No.95571>>95573 >>95576

>>95567

good stuff lad, was it an old one?

>>95564

Some of us have a life and post :^)


711990 (73)  No.95572

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>tfw no chinky gf


6eb23f (12)  No.95573

>>95571

The Porsche was quite new and the TVR was pretty old


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95574>>95580

>>95569

even a small farm is leagues above my planned shared less than 1 acre, you're living the dream


005843 (20)  No.95575>>95576

>>95568

I only want an entry level life.


af604f (26)  No.95576

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Make sure to open your windows so you can fall asleep lads

>>95571

Vanlad living the dream

>>95575

I see. Do you have any prior experience at having a life?


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95577

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F


8632cd (13)  No.95578>>95579 >>95581 >>95582 >>95583 >>95585 >>95595 >>95709

File (hide): cc6d53a635c60e5⋯.jpg (15.1 KB, 317x275, 317:275, 1496269640969.jpg) (h) (u)

where can I prostitutedraw for commission, are there any big sites for just that kinda thing? I really want to buy a thing really really bad and I need cash


711990 (73)  No.95579>>95584

>>95578

Find furries and charge thousands for whatever sick things they want drawing


620d45 (22)  No.95580>>95590 >>95594

>>95574

It's pretty nice, won't lie. The only downside is the fact that I have to live with my parents and the sheer amount of work that's needed to keep the place

One thing I've been thinking, would druid/pol/ be interested in joining our anti-grey crusade? I like the idea of this being some sort of fun competition


af604f (26)  No.95581>>95584

>>95578

patreon


620d45 (22)  No.95582>>95584

>>95578

What's your artwork like lass?


005843 (20)  No.95583

>>95578

I'll pay you in love and acceptance.


8632cd (13)  No.95584>>95586 >>95587 >>95593 >>95601

>>95581

no buddy patreon is just a jar you put up and hope people throw cash into it and I'm a literal nobody

>>95579

yeah but where are they, just tumblr?

>>95582

pure shit


a36528 (59)  No.95585>>95593 >>95596

>>95559

*makes you honey lemon and ginger*

>>95561

thanks lad

>>95578

deviantart? you'd probably have to put a lot of effort setting up a profile and advertising wherever you choose


af604f (26)  No.95586>>95596

>>95584

You could always pretend to be gay or something

Deviantart then maybe, 22st's gone there


620d45 (22)  No.95587>>95589 >>95602

>>95584

>pure shit

We'll be the judge of that lass, post some examples


711990 (73)  No.95588

Some important news that you won't see in Neo's OP

http://www.theonion.com/article/wwe-staff-forced-shoot-aggressive-wrestler-after-c-56272

RIP Big Show


8632cd (13)  No.95589

>>95587

alright i'll find something on my pc maybe i just don't store much


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95590

>>95580

we're planning on shooting critters, so we could have a bit of a competition. Depends where we end up, I'm still looking for the best deal for money and size.


b1d85f (29)  No.95591

>>95553

White man's burden tbh


a36528 (59)  No.95592

US military confirms it shot down Syrian govt warplane

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/876539926749351938


f980b6 (51)  No.95593>>95602

>>95584

Most of the successful commission artists have pages open on multiple websites to maximise their market reach. So they'll have both deviantart and tumblr as standard, and sometimes the booru websites or pixiv if they're Japanese.

You probably don't want to go down that rabbit hole though. They get paid to draw the most horrific smut.

>>95585

Thanks lass, that must be really pleasant on the throat.


b1d85f (29)  No.95594>>95597

>>95580

>a crusade of fewer than 10 people

What's a pagan crusade called anyway? A blot?


36fc39 (28)  No.95595

File (hide): a9e04e6c0000c37⋯.jpg (95.48 KB, 400x541, 400:541, 1486118179293.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95578

The free market, lass. Put yourself out there and if people see something they like they'll buy commissions.


8632cd (13)  No.95596>>95598

>>95585

>>95586

yeah i guess. maybe just tumblr or reddit but i never was on reddit

anyway i'll put it into a corner for now.


620d45 (22)  No.95597>>95612

>>95594

Kek, I didn't mean that literally lad. Don't know what Pagans would call a crusade tbh, a raid I guess, I don't think they had a concept of holy wars


af604f (26)  No.95598

>>95596

Don't worry about it I'm sure it's not crucial. You can always find other ways to get the money anyway


a36528 (59)  No.95599

File (hide): 811a4027e3b9706⋯.png (565 KB, 1273x651, 1273:651, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

esoteric


a36528 (59)  No.95600

TEN


6eb23f (12)  No.95601>>95603

>>95584

What do you want to draw? And what would be willing to draw for money? There's internet communities that will accept even the worst art for good money


8632cd (13)  No.95602>>95605 >>95606 >>95618

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File (hide): 0a508904b99b776⋯.jpg (2.73 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, 20150621_200527.jpg) (h) (u)

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>>95593

>You probably don't want to go down that rabbit hole though. They get paid to draw the most horrific smut.

bit what holds me away the most

>>95587

alright idk just art from couple years ago, it's been done countless times


36fc39 (28)  No.95603

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>>95601

>And what would be willing to draw for money?


711990 (73)  No.95604>>95607

i


36fc39 (28)  No.95605>>95607

>>95602

Cute painting. Is that your signature, lass?


af604f (26)  No.95606>>95607

>>95602

These are pretty good

Neo's right though a lot of it's just porn and shit.

In any case it would take a while to get shekels this way, if you want to make cash quick you should consider other avenues imo

Or just beg mummy for some pocket money if all else fails


8632cd (13)  No.95607

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>>95604

same

>>95605

yop but I'm no longer as gay as putting it up everywhere

>>95606

>other avenues

>the comfy cafe I used to work at right next block moved away

agony>>95606


8632cd (13)  No.95608>>95609 >>95610 >>95611 >>95613

File (hide): 22a8784bd240244⋯.jpg (81.81 KB, 564x1523, 564:1523, Anzujaamu alien.jpg) (h) (u)

anyway thanks for the brain food. it's really late and i'm waking up early. so goodnight for today i think.


711990 (73)  No.95609

>>95608

night lad


af604f (26)  No.95610

>>95608

night

make sure the bugs don't get you


a36528 (59)  No.95611

>>95608

goodnight


b1d85f (29)  No.95612>>95618

>>95597

>I don't think they had a concept of holy wars

Maybe not in the modern sense, but the druids were supposedly very influential in the early Roman time, before they were genocided. They probably had a concept of war against people who didn't recognise their authority. The Welsh word is croesgad, but I don't think "cross-battle" is something druid/pol/ would go for tbh.


36fc39 (28)  No.95613

>>95608

Night lass


711990 (73)  No.95614>>95616 >>95619 >>95623

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

SHE'S DONE TWO IN ONE DAY


ab4918 (3)  No.95615

>>95452

The whole Lefty outrage was so obviously fake even they didn't really believe in it in the end.

I think there will be riots, just not staged managed ones like they tried to make this one. Something else is going to happen.


a36528 (59)  No.95616

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>>95614

what a treat


711990 (73)  No.95617

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620d45 (22)  No.95618

>>95602

I like the middle one tbh, I reckon you could find a niche

>>95612

Yeah, but they didn't actually fight wars in the name of their gods, they just had a different relationship with them tbh


ab4918 (3)  No.95619

>>95614

yummy yummy yummy!

It's like school dinners all over again!


711990 (73)  No.95620>>95621 >>95625

might have to sleep naked tonight

dreading it


a36528 (59)  No.95621

>>95620

DON'T dream of chinky lasses


52c187 (39)  No.95622

File (hide): 00a8bfe3f0fe5c3⋯.png (23.75 KB, 659x446, 659:446, 1466704953687-3.png) (h) (u)

FUCK IT IS HOT TODAY

>Tfw you don't open a window because you don't want bugs coming in.


a36528 (59)  No.95623>>95624

>>95614

http://poal.me/niotfg

We have to do this lad, a trophy the board can wear with pride


711990 (73)  No.95624>>95626 >>95629

>>95623

>spearmint tea

why do you torture me so


52c187 (39)  No.95625

>>95620

I sleep naked every night lad but I might have to sleep above the covers tonight.


a36528 (59)  No.95626

File (hide): 8bcf1f0215e72a2⋯.png (422.45 KB, 665x701, 665:701, sucy smuggo.png) (h) (u)

>>95624

Just a meme lad, she's cooked so much I couldn't think of anything


711990 (73)  No.95627>>95628 >>95632

>tfw no friends


52c187 (39)  No.95628>>95630 >>95633

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>>95627

We're your friends lad. Even if you are a dirty race mixer.


f980b6 (51)  No.95629>>95633

>>95624

Remember to drink your milk too.


a36528 (59)  No.95630


36fc39 (28)  No.95631>>95635

>now all my teeth hurt

>less than a week since I saw the dentist

I swear she did something to them so that I'd get another appointment roooooo


698d60 (36)  No.95632

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711990 (73)  No.95633

>>95629

Please stop this psychological abuse

>>95628

Thanks lad


52c187 (39)  No.95634

>>95544

Nice lad, I kinda wanna try rabbit, but also don't want to because I had some pet rabbits as a kid.


a36528 (59)  No.95635

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>>95631

DENTAL JEWS THAT STEAL YOUR WISDOM AND INJECT YOU WITH FLUORIDE


08ccff (8)  No.95636

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f980b6 (51)  No.95637>>95638 >>95641 >>95642

File (hide): 1578311e0f77305⋯.png (1.97 MB, 1200x1526, 600:763, __akaboshi_koume_itsumi_er….png) (h) (u)

A pimple just appeared on my nose.

It's lucky I'm not going out in public for a few days.


711990 (73)  No.95638>>95640

>>95637

The universe balancing itself out after you ruined milk, spearmint tea, peppermint tea and oxitocin for me


f980b6 (51)  No.95640>>95643 >>95644

>>95638

YOU DID THIS TO ME

YOU MADE ME A HIDEOUS MONSTER


005843 (20)  No.95641>>95645

>>95637

squose it.


08ccff (8)  No.95642>>95645

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>>95637

It means you're in love.


711990 (73)  No.95643>>95645

>>95640

The monster was on the inside all along. I just let the world know what you are


36fc39 (28)  No.95644>>95647

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>>95640

w-woah I take back the pizza face thing it was a joke. *gets sympathy pimples*


f980b6 (51)  No.95645>>95646 >>95647

>>95639

LAD STOP

>>95641

It's still too deep in the skin to do that yet. I have to wait for the right moment otherwise it might make it worse.

>>95642

W-with who?

>>95643

I'm not a monster lad.


711990 (73)  No.95646>>95649

>>95645

>I'm not a monster lad.

Sop trying to turn me into a girl then


36fc39 (28)  No.95647>>95649

>>95645

>>95644

I TOOK IT BACK LASS AHHHHHHHHH FORGIVE ME


36fc39 (28)  No.95648

File (hide): 3cefb5816a0ca53⋯.mp4 (1.67 MB, 540x360, 3:2, Truly become a monster dan….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


f980b6 (51)  No.95649>>95650 >>95654

>>95646

But I'm not lad. If anything I'm simply highlighting threats to your masculinity.

>>95647

I forgive you lad. It still hurts though.


711990 (73)  No.95650>>95661

>>95649

>But I'm not lad. If anything I'm simply highlighting threats to your masculinity.

You take pleasure in the fact that I've been consuming these things unwittingly


52c187 (39)  No.95651>>95652 >>95653 >>95657 >>95658

File (hide): dfaab97ff2e9dc8⋯.png (142.3 KB, 1191x786, 397:262, Sad Sleep Wojak.png) (h) (u)

Going to bed lads, and lasses.


f980b6 (51)  No.95652>>95655 >>95656 >>95661

>>95651

M-maybe. But that only encourages you to consume them less.


08ccff (8)  No.95653>>95659

>>95651

Night lad :) .


36fc39 (28)  No.95654>>95661

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>>95649

>I forgive you lad. It still hurts though.

Ahhhhh I don't know what came over me. How can I make it better?


52c187 (39)  No.95655>>95661


711990 (73)  No.95656>>95661

>>95652

But you'd rather I did consume them though, wouldn't you?


a36528 (59)  No.95657>>95662

>>95651

goodnight lad


36fc39 (28)  No.95658>>95665

>>95651

Bit early for you, lad? Goodnight


52c187 (39)  No.95659

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>>95653

Night lad.


af604f (26)  No.95660>>95663 >>95671 >>95676

File (hide): 458c4a2efa534ca⋯.jpg (73.73 KB, 643x960, 643:960, Slavsuka2.jpg) (h) (u)

Unsure how to feel right now tbh


f980b6 (51)  No.95661>>95664 >>95668 >>95671

>>95654

It will be okay lad, I'm sure I'll forget about it eventually.

>>95652

>>95650

Wrong reply.

>>95655

Night night lad.

>>95656

If I said I didn't would you do the opposite?


52c187 (39)  No.95662

File (hide): 8d7758c9ceecf4e⋯.jpg (39.6 KB, 400x562, 200:281, 1471187139516.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95657

Goodnight lad.


698d60 (36)  No.95663>>95670


711990 (73)  No.95664>>95666 >>95669

>>95661

>If I said I didn't would you do the opposite?

No, because not only would you be lying, I'd be loading myself up with hormones that turn you into a gayist


52c187 (39)  No.95665>>95679

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>>95658

Yer I'm trying to sort my sleep out. Staying awake in the day time in summer kinda makes me feel guilty about not going outside though. Night lad.


698d60 (36)  No.95666>>95667 >>95669

>>95664

they feminize you, not make you gay


711990 (73)  No.95667>>95673

>>95666

even worse


52c187 (39)  No.95668

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>>95661

Night night lass.


f980b6 (51)  No.95669

>>95664

>>95666

Satan's right, gay men don't do tits.


af604f (26)  No.95670>>95675 >>95676

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>>95663

I'm nowhere atm

nvm tho doesn't matter


36fc39 (28)  No.95671>>95674 >>95681

>>95660

what

>>95661

>It will be okay lad, I'm sure I'll forget about it eventually.

>tfw I won't be able to sleep tonight

I deleted the post, lass, it doesn't count anymore


08ccff (8)  No.95672>>95675

Why does poo float?


698d60 (36)  No.95673

>theres a druidjak banner

I love it tbh

>>95667

No, having tits and liking women doesnt have to be gay if you are male.


f980b6 (51)  No.95674

File (hide): cbd51f04d4da2f8⋯.png (199.15 KB, 491x656, 491:656, __darjeeling_and_kay_girls….png) (h) (u)

>>95671

Please sleep lad, even if the heat is unbearable. You need your strength.


698d60 (36)  No.95675>>95681

>>95670

Hmm, wanna talk about it?

>>95672

mine doesnt, see a doctor.


52c187 (39)  No.95676>>95677 >>95681 >>95684

>>95660

>>95670

Let it out lad, we're here for you. I'm going to bed tbh so I won't be here but I know 22 Stone will like the gossip. 22 Stone I know you're reading this.


698d60 (36)  No.95677>>95683

>>95676

sorry lad


711990 (73)  No.95678>>95680 >>95682

File (hide): b8721c68472e4df⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 142.79 KB, 665x1000, 133:200, DCAFyv0XkAAFrDG.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

night lads

Hope you all get chinky gfs soon


36fc39 (28)  No.95679

>>95665

>Staying awake in the day time in summer kinda makes me feel guilty about not going outside though.

>tfw dad stopped telling you to go outside and play/enjoy the weather years ago

night lad


36fc39 (28)  No.95680

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>>95678

Night, lad

Hope you don't become gayist


af604f (26)  No.95681>>95684 >>95685 >>95686

>>95671

nothing lad

>>95675

nah don't worry about sorry I even mentioned it

>>95676

I've ruined the thread enough times tbh >22st will read this spoiler


698d60 (36)  No.95682

>>95678

nitey nite


52c187 (39)  No.95683>>95686

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>>95677

Smh lad I expect it from 22 Stone but not from you, not from you..


36fc39 (28)  No.95684>>95688

>>95676

I actually didn't I'm off my game I guess smh

>>95681

>>22st will read this spoiler

only did it because I was reminded tbh


52c187 (39)  No.95685>>95687 >>95690

>>95681

>I've ruined the thread enough times tbh

Lad… you can't ruin something that is already trash. :^)


8b1d52 (7)  No.95686>>95690 >>95692

>>95681

tbh if you have an issue that you want to talk about then you should post about it, its healthy to vent.

>>95683

*promises to stop being a nosey parker*

>tfw fail the captcha 4 times in a row

I need to hire a mechanical turk tbh


8b1d52 (7)  No.95687>>95693

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52c187 (39)  No.95688>>95704

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36fc39 (28)  No.95689

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FRESH CIVIC FENCER


af604f (26)  No.95690>>95693 >>95695

>>95685

True but even trash has varying quality

>>95686

some of it's kinda private though lad and I can't tell the thread

but don't worry I have people I can trust


36fc39 (28)  No.95691

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FRESH KNYGHT ERRANT


52c187 (39)  No.95692>>95696 >>95697


52c187 (39)  No.95693


f980b6 (51)  No.95694>>95698 >>95699 >>95700 >>95701 >>95702

File (hide): 34760c752c46af2⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 2048x1314, 1024:657, __boko_nishizumi_maho_and_….jpg) (h) (u)

Night night lads, I'm going to try to sleep through this heat.


8b1d52 (7)  No.95695>>95701

>>95690

>True but even trash has varying quality

where theres muck theres brass, one mans trash is another mans treasure, etcetera etcetera.

okay lad, Im here if you need an internet stranger to ridicule you for whatever it is :^)


52c187 (39)  No.95696>>95697


52c187 (39)  No.95697


8b1d52 (7)  No.95698

>>95694

night dude


36fc39 (28)  No.95699

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>>95694

Night, lass. Try sleeping on top of the covers


52c187 (39)  No.95700

>>95694

Night lass.


af604f (26)  No.95701

>>95694

night

>>95695

Thanks lad, good to know


08ccff (8)  No.95702>>95704

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>>95694

Night Lass, move your bed under the window,


8b1d52 (7)  No.95703>>95705 >>95707

>roof window has an alleged 'mosquito screen' designed for massive euro bog mozzies

>its inneffective on dainty british mozzies

ahhhhhhhh


b1d85f (29)  No.95704>>95706

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>>95688

I have no idea who this guy actually is but every time I see his face I'm reminded of Vila from Blake's 7.

>>95702

>ppop

Could this be the next big thing once kpop blows over?


36fc39 (28)  No.95705

>>95703

that's pretty retarded


08ccff (8)  No.95706

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>>95704

Not unless everyone develops a love of ballads.


005843 (20)  No.95707>>95708

>>95703

Wouldn't the daintier ones get through the gaps easier?


8b1d52 (7)  No.95708

>>95707

thats exactly the problem lad


a54303 (7)  No.95709>>95710 >>95738

>>95578

Just camwhore tbh lass.


36fc39 (28)  No.95710>>95724

>>95709

Would you add her to your collection, lad?


005843 (20)  No.95711>>95713 >>95714 >>95723

AAAAAAAH it's hot and I have autism and I'm going bald. Help me


b81026 (4)  No.95712>>95723

File (hide): 8f2959a888c5554⋯.png (34.15 KB, 450x367, 450:367, 1453343754004.png) (h) (u)

Lasses it is way too fucking hot for a night time


36fc39 (28)  No.95713>>95715 >>95717

>>95711

Autists are weak to heat?


af604f (26)  No.95714

>>95711

>it's hot

get naked and open your windows

>I have autism

Congratulations, you are the superior race

>I'm going bald

kill yourself it's the only way


005843 (20)  No.95715

>>95713

Probably, tbh. Hypersensitivity and all that,


7a7440 (1)  No.95716>>95720

File (hide): 5b6d1c9bf1dea9d⋯.jpg (48.6 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, devilish.jpg) (h) (u)

I post anime girls now.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

b1d85f (29)  No.95717

>>95713

Autism is a manifestation of our ancient hyperborean ancestry and as such they are adapted for the native climate of the white man.


af604f (26)  No.95718>>95719

File (hide): 220215fbb7c648c⋯.webm (3.21 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Everything's Gonna Be Ok.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


005843 (20)  No.95719>>95722

>>95718

Do these videos just exsit to trigger schizos?


36fc39 (28)  No.95720>>95721

>>95716

Are you a lass?


b81026 (4)  No.95721>>95722

>>95720

It's bait made to make people think her videos have a deeper level to them to rake in views from conspiritards. nothing to see there


b81026 (4)  No.95722

>>95721

meant for >>95719


8b1d52 (7)  No.95723>>95725

>>95712

nah its right cool in the van now, lush tbh.

>>95711

Shave all your hair off, itll cool you down too.


a54303 (7)  No.95724

File (hide): 93cc86a23aa73ca⋯.jpg (66.44 KB, 965x811, 965:811, anon1.JPG) (h) (u)

>>95710

nyeso


b81026 (4)  No.95725

>>95723

fug lad dont make me jelous


36fc39 (28)  No.95726

File (hide): dd1e3d729779c37⋯.png (338.36 KB, 1242x936, 69:52, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Part and Parcel I guess


36fc39 (28)  No.95727>>95728

Oh it's already over. This is the lad. Huwhite or nto?

https://twitter.com/known_as_h/status/876584605276676097


a54303 (7)  No.95728

>>95727

>>>/brit/339590

>>>/brit/339599


35d853 (1)  No.95729

File (hide): 6125ae49754e2db⋯.gif (2.03 MB, 400x600, 2:3, PE210.gif) (h) (u)

It’s happening again.


52c187 (39)  No.95730>>95731


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95731>>95732

>>95730

it's already hot again aaaaaaa

and the met office has lengthened the heatwave until thursday aaaaaaaaaaa


52c187 (39)  No.95732


9c802b (6)  No.95733

Usually wake up covered in drool if I sleep on my side, slept straight through last night because of the heat. Based Sun.


0f0182 (1)  No.95734>>95735

Guten morgen lads


620d45 (22)  No.95735

>>95734

Morning lad


b1d85f (29)  No.95736

>wake up

>apparently somebody went daft

Is it terrorism if it doesn't make me scared?


05952f (1)  No.95737>>95739

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40322960

Finsbury Park attack: Man dies as van hits worshippers

Convienent… too convienent…


41c36e (12)  No.95738>>95740

>going to be 32 here today

it's ok the hellfire will be worse

morning muffins

quick rundown on finsbury pls if you can

>>95709

what if I'm not a lass


41c36e (12)  No.95739

>>95737 never mind this works thanks


b1d85f (29)  No.95740>>95742

>>95738

All you need to know is that peace vans are not representative of angry nativism.


52c187 (39)  No.95741>>95797

>Talking to cute traps.

Hehe.


41c36e (12)  No.95742

i wish i was drunk

or had a hungover

or was feeling generally physically bad some way or the other, i'm not suffering enough for my taste

>>95740

ban assault vans tbh

>BBC suddenly start mentioning "Mental health issues"

called it


97f832 (10)  No.95743>>95746

File (hide): ee2efcf81c5060f⋯.jpg (174.43 KB, 550x404, 275:202, 20170612_162726.jpg) (h) (u)

Hi everybody

>finsbury

am I going to get partyv& as a precaution now?


97f832 (10)  No.95744>>95746

#notallvandrivers


97f832 (10)  No.95745>>95746

File (hide): 4f156ad6b09d2b0⋯.jpg (124.55 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 20170529_211816.jpg) (h) (u)

*buys bullbars before they get b&*


52c187 (39)  No.95746


f980b6 (51)  No.95747

File (hide): 52af472fe52a751⋯.jpg (2.78 MB, 4142x2893, 4142:2893, __itsumi_erika_nishizumi_m….jpg) (h) (u)

>it's a spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) day

Reeeeeeeeeeeee I hate waking up to those.

It was bad enough hearing about the towering inferno 24/7.


f61465 (1)  No.95748>>95749 >>95753

>attack dies

>iman tells congregation to pin the man not to harm him

>out of the blue

does this scream fake to anyone else?


f980b6 (51)  No.95749>>95762

>>95748

The whole thing sounds so carefully controlled. The London Bridge attack on the other hand was crazy and all over the place.


f980b6 (51)  No.95750>>95752

>SA wakes up at the same time as me

I-I'm not SA I swear.


52c187 (39)  No.95751


41c36e (12)  No.95752

https://sputniknews.com/politics/201706191054754571-eu-crimea-sanctions/

>The European Union member states' foreign ministers have extended sanctions against Crimea by one year that were due to expire this Friday, the European Council said Monday.

>Over 90 percent of Crimea’s residents voted in favor of the reunification in a referendum, the results of which have not been recognized by Ukraine, Brussels and Washington. The Russian authorities have repeatedly said that the people of Crimea have made their choice in a democratic vote in full accordance with international law and the UN Charter.

>>95750

what if you just don't know he's you yet


97f832 (10)  No.95753>>95754

>>95748

The guy apparently said 'kill all muslims', something seems very off with all this.


41c36e (12)  No.95754>>95755

>>95753

I thought this was just fake news and the muslim was chatting shit


97f832 (10)  No.95755

>>95754

>He described the attacker as a tattooed white man in his late 30s or early 40s.

hmmm


9c802b (6)  No.95756>>95757

Hmm, expect an article in the guardian called 'the rise of the tommy mairs' insulting white men of a certain age for being insular.


97f832 (10)  No.95757


97f832 (10)  No.95758>>95759

>wikipedia already saying its definitely terror

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finsbury_Park

>In June 2017, a terrorist incident took place here when a van ran into a crowd of people.[5]

hmmmm


41c36e (12)  No.95759

>>95758

bit spooky


52c187 (39)  No.95760>>95763

>>>/brit/339917

Kek VanLad.


f980b6 (51)  No.95761

>white people run over muslims

>muslims are the real victims of terror

>muslims run over white people

>muslims are the real victims of terror


122e34 (3)  No.95762

>>95749

You'd think the police would be on it after bridge, but this attack just comes along, dead of night, all van driver can say is "kill all the muslims" before he dies?? Despite muslims not harming him just pinning him down yeah this is fucking bullshit


97f832 (10)  No.95763>>95764

>>95760

I told you Im going to get nicked over this


122e34 (3)  No.95764>>95765

>>95763

You genuinely might, we'll have to start calling you non-moving domicilelad to throw them off the trail


97f832 (10)  No.95765>>95767

>>95764

tbh, just call me pikey lad or something, then its racist if they do tug me.


97f832 (10)  No.95766

called my brief tbh, this shit is not good


122e34 (3)  No.95767

>>95765

Alrighty pikey


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95768>>95769

File (hide): ac81d3eb5471c3c⋯.gif (1.65 MB, 480x481, 480:481, EXTREMELY angry frog.gif) (h) (u)

File (hide): 0782838d85912b1⋯.png (147.18 KB, 274x274, 1:1, VERY angry frog.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 074021bb7efbea2⋯.png (233.43 KB, 900x900, 1:1, VERY FAST ANGRY FROG.png) (h) (u)

>jobcentre deducts bennies from me

>bennies are already inadequate to support a single person

>Student Loans retroactively massively increase my debt

>decide to charge interest (against the original agreement)

>retroactively apply interest and massively increase my debt again

>council stops da's bennies

>deducts existing bennies from his bank account

>retroactively reduces his bennies and takes more from his account because he "never resubmitted my status" (we both did so they would know I was unemployed)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it's blatant anti-white anti-pauper jewry and I want to gas them all


a36528 (59)  No.95769

File (hide): 33a53467f4e5262⋯.jpg (57.02 KB, 796x1004, 199:251, 1494718112020.jpg) (h) (u)

Cannot WAIT for this media crusade!

>>95768

Wew that's a bummer…


a36528 (59)  No.95770>>95773 >>95792

AHHH I AM WHITE


9c802b (6)  No.95771>>95772 >>95773

Lads, lasses,

Can I ask if it's normal for a hotel worker to voluntarily(?) post photos of themselves with guests, saying that the guest appreciated their service?


b5a309 (49)  No.95772>>95774

>>95771

kind of normal tbh.


f980b6 (51)  No.95773>>95774 >>95775

File (hide): 3420bf7bd33ab2c⋯.png (694.48 KB, 800x1038, 400:519, __nishizumi_maho_and_nishi….png) (h) (u)

>>95770

A-are you?

>>95771

Sounds seedy to me.


9c802b (6)  No.95774>>95779

>>95772

>>95773

on facebook? to their friends?


a36528 (59)  No.95775>>95778

File (hide): 369cae417c3723a⋯.jpg (295.79 KB, 1200x1450, 24:29, 1496913140887.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95773

Yes and the bullies will pay!


a36528 (59)  No.95776

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a36528 (59)  No.95777

Well that was crap


f980b6 (51)  No.95778>>95780

>>95775

Are /brit/ bullying you again?


b5a309 (49)  No.95779

>>95774

I dunno, Ive definitely seen pics of female friends who take selfies with shopworkers and shit, doesnt sound seedy to me.


a36528 (59)  No.95780

>>95778

N-no I'm fine… :'(


a36528 (59)  No.95781>>95782

400 Burger Per Hour Robot Will Put Teenagers Out Of Work

https://www.geek.com/tech/400-burger-per-hour-robot-will-put-teenagers-out-of-work-1703546/

>tfw there will be robot BPH regulations


b5a309 (49)  No.95782>>95783 >>95785

>>95781

what sort of shop sells 400 burgers per hour?


a36528 (59)  No.95783>>95784 >>95785

>>95782

Some kind of giant McDonalds? No idea lad


b5a309 (49)  No.95784

>>95783

>the soupkitchens of the future will be staffed by burger flipping robots

utterly terrifying


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95785>>95786 >>95787

*passive aggressively pranks the council by getting the jobcentre to print out my entire set of records for them and not just the ones for this year*

had to replace the noticeboard leaflets again smh

>>95782

>>95783

the factory that makes them

fast food is all dry frozen or whatever the term is

the governments really fucking hate young lads trying to get an early start on life smh, pays us less and doesn't let us get into housing, does everything possible to reduce hiring prospects etc


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95786

>>95785

to the point that I couldn't even get regular temporary work and averaged about 1 day a month while signed on to mulltiple agencies


b5a309 (49)  No.95787>>95788

>>95785

means they probably were taken by interested folk, good stuff.

>the governments really fucking hate young lads trying to get an early start on life

Dunno, they provide all sorts of apprenticeships and that, free college, free nvqs and city and guilds qualifications - they hooked you with the education meme, which has harmed your prospects. If you had been working since 16 youd be in a better position tbh.


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95788>>95790

File (hide): 6fad452036d8b9a⋯.png (415.38 KB, 737x601, 737:601, honk.png) (h) (u)

>>95787

If only I had been in Britain at 16 and had the knowledge of these things

Did try to do apprenticeships last year but there weren't any for practical skills, I think I wrote a bit about it - the majority were for hairdressing and similar foppery and the best I'd found was supervising retards trying to "ride" horses and clean up after them… Should probably have gone for it tbh

TURN BACK TIME


deba92 (53)  No.95789>>95791 >>95794

File (hide): 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1377722706658.png) (h) (u)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh been trying to get my computer to work for 3 hours


b5a309 (49)  No.95790>>95799

>>95788

smh I know your situation is a bit different, and I also fell for 18 months of A levels, what a waste.

I still reckon you should do the CSCS test and work on sites lad, theres definitely temp site work that pays well, everywhere.

http://www.indeed.co.uk/m/jobs?q=labourer&l=frome&matchtype=b&network=g&device=m&devicemodel=&creative=96820289359&keyword=%2Bfrome+%2Blabourer+jobs&placement=&param1=&param2=&random=7132157386883976819&aceid=&adposition=1t1&gclid=CjwKEAjw7J3KBRCxv93Q3KSukXQSJADzFzVSH1ZhjSsRqtitC48aKzLQKDCfyO6UYwSsfIlY4q_IxBoCCf3w_wcB

fucking loads lad, and it always pays well enough to travel 20 miles each way.


f980b6 (51)  No.95791>>95793

>>95789

Afternoon lad.


deba92 (53)  No.95792>>95796

File (hide): e767435fffb2399⋯.png (2.52 MB, 1525x1236, 1525:1236, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


deba92 (53)  No.95793>>95795 >>95800

File (hide): d367a66f0492d25⋯.png (13.03 KB, 511x504, 73:72, Boku no Pepe.png) (h) (u)

>>95791

Afternoon, lass


a36528 (59)  No.95794>>95797

File (hide): 4c2a8fc9b42d228⋯.png (402.07 KB, 598x1021, 598:1021, lain happy (2).png) (h) (u)

>>95789

welcome back lad


b5a309 (49)  No.95795>>95798

>>95793

gaycommunity.png


a36528 (59)  No.95796

>>95792

top kek


deba92 (53)  No.95797>>95803 >>95829 >>95836

File (hide): 17777685fb2a93e⋯.jpg (98.57 KB, 1159x1600, 1159:1600, 17777685fb2a93ea4c68ea48b6….jpg) (h) (u)

>>95741

Am I cute, lad?

>>95794

Thanks for the help, lass. Hope it works. My computer just has to survive 10 more days.


deba92 (53)  No.95798>>95801 >>95831

>>95795

I'm just eating ice cream, lad…


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95799>>95801

>>95790

The jobcentre does pay for the card as well, I'll get to them about it next appointment. LOCAL jobs within bus schedule timeframes as on there are perfect, have to juggle it with NEA but it should be doable and net a bit of income over the next couple months.


f980b6 (51)  No.95800>>95802

File (hide): 1d5ff569e022875⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 457.5 KB, 600x1200, 1:2, icecream.jpg) (h) (u)


b5a309 (49)  No.95801>>95807

>>95799

Good stuff mate, much better than languishing in a rut. You might even enjoy it, kek.

>>95798

ok lad…


deba92 (53)  No.95802>>95805 >>95829

>>95800

That's an illegal image, lass I miss her


a36528 (59)  No.95803>>95804

>>95797

You're welcome lad! What's happening in 10 days?


deba92 (53)  No.95804>>95810

>>95803

Secret, lass. It's actually 11 days.


f980b6 (51)  No.95805>>95809

>>95802

I miss her too. I've got too many images that I never got to use.


b5a309 (49)  No.95806>>95807 >>95808 >>95809

File (hide): 05a13e4a7d78a06⋯.jpg (105.22 KB, 540x354, 90:59, 20170612_195853.jpg) (h) (u)

Im officially denouncing the actions of the mentally disturbed lad who drove into our poor, poor innocent muslims brothers in Finsbury.

#peacevans


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95807>>95811 >>95830

File (hide): 106f82e71d03e93⋯.png (26.53 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don't 22.png) (h) (u)

>>95801

mostly worried about being a weakling in public, I'm still a chubby fuck and the only exercise I've been getting is bodyweight. Eight hours box stacking in factories was bad enough and carting bricks is probably worse. I could probably come to enjoy it tbh, doing physical things and getting stronger isn't bad at all.

>>95806

I was in the bank sending my hard earned bennies to da for the rent and they were playing some talking heads about BBC, ticked all the checkboxes.

>muh joe's cock

>evil right wing terrorists

>what could POSSIBLY drive them to this

>muzzies dindu nuffin

etc


b5a309 (49)  No.95808

>>95806

actually this is entirely rescinded:

>Muslims say white people need to apologize for “Islamophobia Attack” on Muslims in London

http://debatepost.com/2017/06/18/muslims-say-white-people-need-to-apologize-for-islamophobia-attack-on-muslims-in-london/

labour caused this.


deba92 (53)  No.95809

>>95806

Did you see how peaceful those Muslism were when they peacefully apprehended the man without harming him? wtf I love Muslims now

>>95805

There has to be something we can do…


a36528 (59)  No.95810>>95812

File (hide): 2baa37bfcdcb137⋯.png (55.78 KB, 251x305, 251:305, 1488853894787.png) (h) (u)

>>95804

Oooo exciting tbh someone's special day?


b5a309 (49)  No.95811>>95817

>>95807

>carting bricks

lad being a labourer is more about holding the end of a tape measure and sweeping up, the 'humping and dumping' isnt every day, youll be fine. Im not strong but I survive.


deba92 (53)  No.95812>>95814 >>95819


b5a309 (49)  No.95813>>95817

>bbc

>definitely an attack on islam

wtf you cunts why are you so fucking biased

REMOVE LICENCE FEE NOW


b5a309 (49)  No.95814

>>95812

>summer child

awwwww


b5a309 (49)  No.95815

AHHHH FOR FUCKSAKE THIS IS BEYOND PARODY


b5a309 (49)  No.95816>>95817

>mosques to get free cctv and police guards

war is coming, isnt it?


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95817

>>95811

when you put it like that it sounds easier than box stacking tbh, can't hurt to give it a go.

>>95813

bolshevik broadcasting company

>>95816 about damn time


a36528 (59)  No.95818>>95820 >>95824 >>95833

File (hide): df1a2a6584e8c67⋯.png (262.36 KB, 593x822, 593:822, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

drawing the welsh dragon is 2hard ;_;


a36528 (59)  No.95819

>>95812

Cancer tbh


deba92 (53)  No.95820>>95823

>>95818

Is that you after yesterday's tanning, lass?


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95821

>yids have the shomrim

>muzzies have rape gangs

>pooinloos have sikhs

>whites have a police force so mired in corruption and traitorousness that they get arrested for hate speech on twitter and the po po won't save drowning children but they will save watery qu'rans

right wing death squads are the only answer


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95822

aaaa it so hot I've abandoned decency

*takes shirt off and leaves door open*


a36528 (59)  No.95823>>95825

File (hide): 87a11d53042547b⋯.jpg (62.33 KB, 539x960, 539:960, native.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95820

maybe I'm curious how tanned I can get tbh I've never really tried before


deba92 (53)  No.95824>>95826

File (hide): b643b3ad81ed604⋯.png (171.19 KB, 620x350, 62:35, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>95818

Look at me

I'm the European now


deba92 (53)  No.95825

>>95823

Careful, lass. It increases testosterone and might ruin your skin


a36528 (59)  No.95826

>>95824

Reparations when?

>>95824

Smh don't worry I'll fight the bully test


a36528 (59)  No.95827

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b5a309 (49)  No.95828>>95841 >>95844 >>95849

MOHAMMEDAN ATTACKS POLICE AT PADDINGTON STATION

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/818779/paddington-station-terror-police-attacked-Allahu-Akbar

>POLICE have rushed to Paddington Station after witnesses said a man appeared to attack an officer


52c187 (39)  No.95829>>95831 >>95836 >>95843

>>95797

>Am I cute, lad?

Of course you are lass.

>Wake up.

>QT 3.14 trap talks to me.

>QT 3.14 trap takes some nice lewds and sends them to me.

Good mornig tbh lad.

This isn't the same trap we talked about in cytu.be.

Talked to another nice trap later on in the day.

>>95802

I'm eating ice cream now tbh lad, Häagen-Dazs pralines and cream. What flavour are you eating?

Might have a lil nap after the ice cream. Today has been alright tbh.


04d350 (1)  No.95830>>95834

>>95807

>what could POSSIBLY drive them to this

a van


52c187 (39)  No.95831>>95843

>>95829

>>95798

I'm eating ice cream now tbh lad, Häagen-Dazs pralines and cream. What flavour are you eating?

*

Or were you not eating ice cream at all and you were just on about the picture you posted.


a36528 (59)  No.95832>>95835

>It's as hot here as it is in Spain


f980b6 (51)  No.95833>>95838 >>95847

File (hide): 1cf3007f2cc1650⋯.png (18.36 KB, 2000x1200, 5:3, King's Colours 1606.png) (h) (u)

>>95818

It's sad when national flags are slightly too complicated to draw easily. I prefer the old Union Jack over the modern one because the red x from St Patrick's Saltire is asymmetrical and everyone gets it wrong when they try to draw it from memory.

The complex designs are cool but I think it's more important for kids to be able to scribble the flag rather than trying, failing and then never drawing the flag again.


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95834

File (hide): 92437d0cbf0bf29⋯.png (259.31 KB, 395x296, 395:296, pepe who controls the meme….png) (h) (u)


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95835>>95837

>>95832

smh need to bomb all of the developing countries back into the stone age to stop climate change tbh


52c187 (39)  No.95836

>>95829

>>95797

The other nice trap is a QT 3.14 too tbh.


f980b6 (51)  No.95837>>95839

>>95835

We just need our druids to perform a rain dance tbh.

>inb4 mass flooding again


52c187 (39)  No.95838>>95840 >>95843 >>95847 >>95879

File (hide): d0afbd4f86a581a⋯.gif (892.64 KB, 609x331, 609:331, 1466937546193-1.gif) (h) (u)

>>95833

WELSH SUPREMACY


b5a309 (49)  No.95839

File (hide): ad9c0e62b3000f2⋯.png (600.4 KB, 922x796, 461:398, 20170612_174548.png) (h) (u)

>>95837

[sacrifices intensify]


f980b6 (51)  No.95840>>95842

>>95838

[overdesigning intensifies]


b5a309 (49)  No.95841>>95845 >>95849

did everyone see this?

>>95828


52c187 (39)  No.95842


deba92 (53)  No.95843>>95848

>>95829

w-wew. You have your own harem, lad

Not having any tbh. Just replied to an image with ice cream in it with an image with ice cream in it tbh.

>Today has been alright tbh.

Nice lad.

>tfw you wake up early when you go to bed early

Magic

>>95831

>Or were you not eating ice cream at all and you were just on about the picture you posted.

Correct

>>95838

Black red and white looks so good


deba92 (53)  No.95844

>>95828

Based brown police


f980b6 (51)  No.95845

>>95841

Yeah, I'm just waiting for more information to come out.


deba92 (53)  No.95846

Speaking of police…

Germany: Police Powerless Against Middle Eastern Crime Gangs

>Observers have surmised that the real reason for the judge's leniency was that he feared his family might be subjected to retribution from the clan.

>"In their concept of masculinity, only power and force matter; if someone is humane and civil, this is considered a weakness. In clan structures, in tribal culture everywhere in the world, ethics are confined to the clan itself. Everything outside the clan is enemy territory." --- Ralph Ghadban, Lebanese-German political scientist and leading expert on Middle Eastern clans in Germany.

>"The state promotes organized crime with taxpayer money." --- Tom Schreiber, a member of the Berlin House of Deputies.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-18/germany-police-powerless-against-middle-eastern-crime-gangs


a36528 (59)  No.95847

File (hide): 3206809ac4e9802⋯.png (2.38 MB, 1500x750, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

A FUCKING

>>95833

The UK flag is a bit strange I'd prefer it if the saltire wasn't like that smh

I remember having to draw the welsh flag in school just to decorate something we were doing and it took up most of the lesson getting it to look right

>>95838

Goodlad


52c187 (39)  No.95848>>95850

>>95843

>w-wew. You have your own harem, lad

Kek lad, so close yet so far.

>Nice lad.

Arms are hurting though, they still havent healed fully since that time I hurt them, I was carrying around something a few days ago and it brought back the pain. Once the pain has gone again I'll do some streching exercises, then move on to some weights and slowly regain my strength, so they wont damage so easily, hopefully.

>Magic

I like sleep alot tbh lad.

>Black red and white looks so good

It does look good tbh lad.


52c187 (39)  No.95849

>>95841

>>95828

Thanks lad, nearly missed it.


deba92 (53)  No.95850>>95851

>>95848

>Arms are hurting though, they still havent healed fully since that time I hurt them, I was carrying around something a few days ago and it brought back the pain. Once the pain has gone again I'll do some streching exercises, then move on to some weights and slowly regain my strength, so they wont damage so easily, hopefully.

Are you sure you shouldn't have someone look at it before you do that, lad?


52c187 (39)  No.95851>>95852

>>95850

>Are you sure you shouldn't have someone look at it before you do that, lad?

Probably tbh lad, idk if I will though, but I read full recovery can take months.


deba92 (53)  No.95852>>95855

>>95851

>Probably tbh lad, idk if I will though, but I read full recovery can take months.

Please do, lad. Could probably help you find good ways to exercise it and build strength as well


deba92 (53)  No.95853>>95854

File (hide): 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, 9354eed40508364b2ab540a354….jpg) (h) (u)

>It's a mummy talks to the dog but is actually talking to me episode


b5a309 (49)  No.95854>>95857

>>95853

wow thats pretty passive aggressive


52c187 (39)  No.95855>>95856 >>95857

>>95852

>Please do, lad. Could probably help you find good ways to exercise it and build strength as well

I'm going to the doctors in about 2 weeks for more pills so I could ask then.

*Looks at VanLad.* Are you reading this lad?


b5a309 (49)  No.95856>>95858

>>95855

**No *whistles nonchalantly*


deba92 (53)  No.95857>>95858

>>95854

Yeah smh

>>95855

>I'm going to the doctors in about 2 weeks for more pills so I could ask then.

That's good. What pills?


52c187 (39)  No.95858>>95859

>>95856

LAD

>>95857

>What pills?

Belly pills.


b5a309 (49)  No.95859>>95860

>>95858

>belly pills

omeprazole or something?


52c187 (39)  No.95860

>>95859

Lansoprazole.


a36528 (59)  No.95861>>95863

File (hide): 58b82a1dc2a5b9e⋯.png (43.96 KB, 579x111, 193:37, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

top kek


b5a309 (49)  No.95862>>95867

>take pair of shorts back to shop because they are too big

>pick up another pair and go to the counter

>the guy refunds me for both pairs without checking my reciept

I got £20 free but now have no fresh shorts.


b5a309 (49)  No.95863>>95865

>>95861

i really dont trust that flag


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95864

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it's comfy but also saddening


a36528 (59)  No.95865>>95866

>>95863

how come?


b5a309 (49)  No.95866>>95868

>>95865

Bad vibe from some of his posts - i think its thatchrysippus tripfag, but Im not certain. Always ill informed and idiotically extreme. Just my opinion though.


52c187 (39)  No.95867

>>95862

Nice lad.


a36528 (59)  No.95868

>>95866

smh hope he's not spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)


b5a309 (49)  No.95869>>95870 >>95873

that other vanlad was apparently welsh


deba92 (53)  No.95870>>95871

>>95869

Radicalised by all the anti-welsh rhetoric no doubt


f980b6 (51)  No.95871>>95875

>>95870

Please don't get radicalized and run me over lad.


52c187 (39)  No.95872

Is WaifuPoster Civis Romanvs Gert on discord?


711990 (73)  No.95873>>95876

>>95869

yeah he looked swarthy


711990 (73)  No.95874

>when your chinky gf gets sent to prison for selling cadmium tainted rice, but it turns out it wasnt her fault because all of the rice in china is tainted with cadmium


deba92 (53)  No.95875>>95877

>>95871

Already radicalised, lass. You'd be riding shotgun with me instead though


b5a309 (49)  No.95876>>95878 >>95881

>>95873

they are saying he is a jewish expat from nyc who has welsh citizenship….

AHHHHHHHHHHHH


b5a309 (49)  No.95877

>>95875

>already radicalised

book him, boys


711990 (73)  No.95878>>95880

>>95876

If he's jewish we'll at least get the cuckservatives defending him because he's been a victim of antisemitism


b1d85f (29)  No.95879

>>95838

>remove Scotland

>insert Cornwall

I like it Y Ddraig Goch looks rubbish superimposed on the union flag though tbh


b1d85f (29)  No.95880

File (hide): 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, pepe angry.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95878

Sadly true. Suffering 2000 years of cambrophobia isn't enough.


a36528 (59)  No.95881

File (hide): fd9d8e55ba4069c⋯.jpg (12.23 KB, 183x232, 183:232, 8fa.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95876

No!! He's definitely a native welshman!


a36528 (59)  No.95882>>95883 >>95885

File (hide): 56c40e6321646cc⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1024x988, 256:247, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Manchester high school for girls 50 years ago and today


b5a309 (49)  No.95883

>>95882

disgusting tbh.


711990 (73)  No.95884

File (hide): 971f7d9b0b2799a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.68 KB, 250x376, 125:188, DBBqhb8WAAA7v_9.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


b1d85f (29)  No.95885

>>95882

Not diverse enough. I still see some white faces.


b5a309 (49)  No.95886>>95887

*puts correct flag back on*


deba92 (53)  No.95887>>95889

>>95886

Were you planning to false flag us, lad….


b5a309 (49)  No.95888

File (hide): 0cd91e6920fd41b⋯.png (305.8 KB, 470x730, 47:73, 20170614_194334.png) (h) (u)


b5a309 (49)  No.95889

>>95887

maybe a little bit.


711990 (73)  No.95890>>95915

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>the blood god and bad al were seen together again

Surprised it didn't start a war in Iran.


b5a309 (49)  No.95891>>95892 >>95893

IT WAS A CITREON NOT A TRANSIT

WOOOOOOOOO


a36528 (59)  No.95892>>95894

>>95891

now the government can't impose transit restrictions, lucky lad


711990 (73)  No.95893>>95894

>>95891

Assault vans still need to be banned


b5a309 (49)  No.95894

>>95893

>>95892

it was also a box-van not a panel-van. Brilliant tbh.


cbb5b2 (2)  No.95895>>95896 >>95897

Hope you lads can get a gun soon tbh, seems to be kicking off over there.


b5a309 (49)  No.95896>>95899

>>95895

>ever being able to use a gun before the total collapse

wouldnt help even if we did have guns lad. As soon as they are used then you get banged up.


711990 (73)  No.95897>>95898

>>95895

>it's a yank tries international girlposting episode

No one gives a shit


cbb5b2 (2)  No.95898

File (hide): eab9e68cbdb7111⋯.jpg (49.09 KB, 736x718, 368:359, =3.jpg) (h) (u)


b1d85f (29)  No.95899>>95900

File (hide): daa2420c00ec4d6⋯.jpg (82.55 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1355602791493.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95896

>civil war breaks out

>trapped in a war zone

>use a gun to defend yourself

>the government prosecutes you for illegal ownership and use of a firearm

The future's bright


b5a309 (49)  No.95900>>95901

File (hide): 4ec0ff17b2be524⋯.jpg (135.92 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 20170529_212049.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95899

>trapped in a warzone

not with my trusty transit

*tyre squealing*

HOP IN


b1d85f (29)  No.95901

File (hide): 3f3e5ed77de1059⋯.jpg (33.19 KB, 299x470, 299:470, cop stop.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95900

>owning a van

I hope you've got all the correct paperwork for that deadly weapon, young man.


f980b6 (51)  No.95902>>95904 >>95905 >>95907

I'm down to boyshorts and a vest at the moment. I don't remember heat like this before.


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95903>>95906

File (hide): 6c8767be74bf074⋯.png (3.55 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Mobile Comfy Vehicle.png) (h) (u)

tfw no MCV


b5a309 (49)  No.95904

>>95902

its been hotter before tbh, its not above 30 here.


711990 (73)  No.95905

File (hide): 421c6eeb56893b9⋯.png (187.04 KB, 214x377, 214:377, eliminate.png) (h) (u)

>>95902

> boyshorts and a vest


b5a309 (49)  No.95906


a36528 (59)  No.95907

File (hide): fb39989fcdf36fc⋯.jpg (107.96 KB, 409x409, 1:1, comfy neet pepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95902

>tfw there's a slight cloud cover today


711990 (73)  No.95908>>95909 >>95910


a36528 (59)  No.95909

PUBG looks fun tbh

>>95908

LARPER


b1d85f (29)  No.95910>>95911

>>95908

He's wrong tbh. They're enemy civilians.


b5a309 (49)  No.95911


deba92 (53)  No.95912>>95913

File (hide): 166c20319ccfac8⋯.png (379.77 KB, 624x660, 52:55, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

t. white person


b1d85f (29)  No.95913

>>95912

Eh, it's a true statement. Imperium tbh


711990 (73)  No.95914

File (hide): e2b9955d21fca92⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 82.3 KB, 525x490, 15:14, e2b9955d21fca922888cad897d….jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no chinky gf


41c36e (12)  No.95915

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh

>>95890

he shits on putin in this, a nice fucking friend he is


f980b6 (51)  No.95916>>95917

Actually forget about the boyshorts, I'm switching to DEFCON 1.


711990 (73)  No.95917>>95918 >>95919

>>95916

what on earth are boyshorts anyway


b5a309 (49)  No.95918

>>95917

just shorts i think


f980b6 (51)  No.95919>>95920 >>95921 >>95922 >>95923

>>95917

You probably know them as boxers. Anyway DEFCON 1 was a mistake.


a36528 (59)  No.95920>>95924 >>95930

File (hide): 9f03056b83895f4⋯.png (429.74 KB, 613x800, 613:800, 1496399838204.png) (h) (u)

>>95919

what happened?


deba92 (53)  No.95921>>95924 >>95930

>>95919

What happened?


a36528 (59)  No.95922>>95930

>>95919

What happened?


b1d85f (29)  No.95923>>95930

>>95919

There is literally nothing wrong with naturism.


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95924>>95925 >>95926

>>95920

>>95921

why, my peenus weenus of course


a36528 (59)  No.95925>>95927 >>95928

File (hide): f354e39ac562efd⋯.png (153.6 KB, 214x377, 214:377, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


deba92 (53)  No.95926>>95928


711990 (73)  No.95927>>95929

>>95925

Are you committing ID fraud Pembs


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95928

>couldn't even make the effort to put the name on for the joke

this heat is making me delirious tbh

>>95925

>>95926

it's a joke and/or true that neo et al are fags pretending to be women tbh


a36528 (59)  No.95929>>95932

>>95927

W-who is this pembs?


f980b6 (51)  No.95930>>95931 >>95933 >>95934 >>95936

File (hide): 002cbfcc01b44ae⋯.png (2.84 MB, 1381x1956, 1381:1956, __nishizumi_maho_nishizumi….png) (h) (u)

>>95920

>>95921

>>95922

I realized I was out of drinks and had to put my clothes back on to get some. I also need to shave again soon but that's another story.

>>95923

There is everything wrong with naturism. The only people who want to walk around nude are people you never want to see without clothes on.


41c36e (12)  No.95931>>95932 >>95935 >>95942

>>95930

>shaving

pleb

just rip that shit off nigga


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95932>>95936

File (hide): 7738d347b89cb72⋯.png (93.58 KB, 500x500, 1:1, devilish.png) (h) (u)

>>95929

a partner in crime

*flees to the middle east*

>>95931

hardcore

tbh this weather is making me reconsider hippy hair and face pubes


b5a309 (49)  No.95933

>>95930

>being against naturism

smh tbh.


b1d85f (29)  No.95934>>95938

File (hide): 7594ba60df1cd60⋯.jpg (126.59 KB, 750x683, 750:683, morality zone.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95930

>The only people who want to walk around nude are people you never want to see without clothes on.

I thought you were a moral lass. Why would you "want" to see a naked person?


711990 (73)  No.95935>>95937 >>95938

>>95931

>not ripping out every hair on your body with a pair of tweezers


a36528 (59)  No.95936>>95940

File (hide): 9ab9a608503016f⋯.jpg (52.66 KB, 455x511, 65:73, 1470047066511.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95930

feels nice to be clean shaven tbh

>>95932

>

Post last edited at

b5a309 (49)  No.95937>>95941

>>95935

>not dousing yourself in lighter fluid and burning the hair off

c

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u

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l

s


41c36e (12)  No.95938>>95949

>>95934

then you shouldn't want to see anyone naked, then no one should be in first place, right?

>>95935

well it includes what I mean, the ways of getting there don't matter


a36528 (59)  No.95939>>95940

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How North Korea Smuggles Parts to Build Nuke Missiles (HBO)


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95940

>>95936

>>95939

*buys nukes from Israel*

it's a farce to even call it smuggling when these things are done by the secret intelligent services of the great western puppets of israel


711990 (73)  No.95941>>95943 >>95944

>>95937

>not injecting yourself with chemotherapy drugs just for the hairloss effects


deba92 (53)  No.95942


b5a309 (49)  No.95943

>>95941

fucking hardcore


deba92 (53)  No.95944>>95945 >>95947

File (hide): bfcdc427dad92fb⋯.jpg (104.47 KB, 574x580, 287:290, 1496102666313.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95941

>not injecting yourself with oestrogen


711990 (73)  No.95945>>95946

>>95944

Stop trying to turn everyone gay


deba92 (53)  No.95946>>95948

>>95945

It has a similar effect and is less dangerous than chemotherapy.


b5a309 (49)  No.95947>>95952

File (hide): 766b59433a60113⋯.jpg (31.48 KB, 500x500, 1:1, zdih1462967229488.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95944

this forced trannyism me_me has gone on for long enough tbh.


711990 (73)  No.95948>>95950 >>95952

>>95946

Fuck off oestrogen is the devil


b1d85f (29)  No.95949>>95956

File (hide): b8cd692b779fab4⋯.jpg (19.52 KB, 372x372, 1:1, Morality smile.jpg) (h) (u)

>>95938

Lass there's a world of difference between apathy and antipathy. There is no reason to have an immoral reaction towards nudity, unless you are yourself immoral.


af604f (26)  No.95950>>95953

File (hide): e3b89a911fff6e5⋯.webm (2.92 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Robbie Rotten redistribut….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Hi comrades

>>95948

this


711990 (73)  No.95951

File (hide): b3d97a75e7017c2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.41 KB, 500x640, 25:32, Pricks you.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): f4c57051a0d99b1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.42 KB, 700x1054, 350:527, Pricks you2.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 0c2225adfbf221d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 72.92 KB, 500x709, 500:709, Pricks you3.jpg) (h) (u)

>injects the gayists with testosterone and imperium


41c36e (12)  No.95952

>>95947

this

>>95948

and semi-this


b5a309 (49)  No.95953

>>95950

bonjour lad.


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95954>>95957

File (hide): cacbca8a7c10cf3⋯.png (29.36 KB, 300x250, 6:5, AUGH.png) (h) (u)

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the temp has raised from the previous high of 29 to 30

oh god I'm melting

meeeltiiing


a36528 (59)  No.95955

File (hide): 8fa270b8f8a3220⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 993x1169, 993:1169, 1494387404827.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw a red Ibanez Destroyer II DT-250 turned up at a local music shop once but was bought before I could save up for it

ahhh I'll never have that chance again


41c36e (12)  No.95956>>95959

>>95949

>There is no reason to have an immoral reaction towards nudity, unless you are yourself immoral.

disagreed tbh, like neo said if i dont want to look at a dude naked that doesnt make me immoral. but i may give you that there is out of place nudity and more or less allowed nudity


b5a309 (49)  No.95957>>95958

>>95954

what flag is this, it looks like isis on my phone


af604f (26)  No.95958>>95960

>>95957

It is ISIS

Israeli Secret Intelligence Service


b5a309 (49)  No.95959

>>95956

disagree with that too - nudity is not inherently sexual, our society just makes it that way.


b5a309 (49)  No.95960

>>95958

oh right okay


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95961>>95962 >>95964

File (hide): 84458e0fe61e687⋯.png (94.98 KB, 1026x1234, 513:617, redjaket.png) (h) (u)

>the real reason britons died so much in foreign climes is because they wore woollen clothing in 30+ degree weather and just melted into puddles of sweat as swarthy dark skinned foreigners laugh and spread more diseases around to kill them off


b5a309 (49)  No.95962>>95968

>>95961

also delhi belly from the local water, diahrea was a big killer tbh.


af604f (26)  No.95963>>95968

File (hide): 98f93599019928f⋯.png (110.12 KB, 550x546, 275:273, hol up.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 3b70d9553e22578⋯.jpg (78.82 KB, 716x768, 179:192, cia.jpg) (h) (u)

/thinking/


b1d85f (29)  No.95964>>95968 >>95969

>>95961

Really makes me wonder how England ever conquered India. I understand Portugal and Spain imperialising the world, they're adapted for a swarthland climate.


41c36e (12)  No.95965>>95966 >>95967 >>95968

slumber time


711990 (73)  No.95966>>95969

>>95965

>sleeping at 6pm

Night lad


af604f (26)  No.95967

>>95965

See you tomorrow


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95968

>no "a fucking wagon wheel" fla

>>95962

*pisses and shits and floats rotting dead bodies down my own river then drinks from it*

pajeets must be tried for biological war crimes

>>95963

>muzzies kill whites on an industrial scale

>whites are the real terrorists

>muzzies kill muzzies on an industrial scale

>whites are the real terrorists

>muzzies offend yids

>whites are the real terrorists

>justifiably insane/snapped white kills a few muzzies

>whites are the real terrorists

???

>>95964

true grit

>>95965

tried to have a siesta tbh


af604f (26)  No.95969

>>95964

Because we are the master race of course

>>95966

Makes more sense than you'd think sometimes


b5a309 (49)  No.95970>>95971

>big office window is moving forward, hes tripled the budget and wants more work

THANK YOU BASED DRUIDS


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95971

File (hide): 8ff1d459070ca6b⋯.png (191.79 KB, 603x690, 201:230, 3573568356.png) (h) (u)


711990 (73)  No.95972

File (hide): da58b05ae678118⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 65.76 KB, 638x960, 319:480, DBAUzDkXUAEousK.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

Join the imperium lads


fb308b (38)  No.95973>>95974

does anybody know how to do GRP roofing?


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95974>>95975


fb308b (38)  No.95975>>95978

>>95974

g o o d lad

are you available to work later this month?


deba92 (53)  No.95976>>95977 >>95979

File (hide): e2366457a71df5a⋯.png (32.87 KB, 586x254, 293:127, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

PART


711990 (73)  No.95977

>>95976

inb4 this gets completely different coverage to the bloke from earlier today


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95978

>>95975

course, happy to come down and inhale some fiberglass

it's one of the few building materials I've actually done anything with which was portage and loading and nothing to do with actually fitting


deba92 (53)  No.95979>>95981


deba92 (53)  No.95980>>95982 >>95984 >>95986 >>95997

File (hide): 7965444338dd739⋯.png (908.77 KB, 916x696, 229:174, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Jesus Christ


711990 (73)  No.95981

>>95979

Oh that legitimately is just PART AND PARCEL because it's nog on nog


711990 (73)  No.95982>>95984

>>95980

it's wews


711990 (73)  No.95983


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95984>>95988

File (hide): 32a33965397c7ef⋯.png (107.07 KB, 218x236, 109:118, haggisnigger.png) (h) (u)

>>95982

WEE COALIN NOU WHAT DID YE DO

>>95980

>muzzies rape, torture, extort, murder etc repeatedly

>no police response

>one justified madman kills a single mudslime

>entire police force deployed to protect them

I really don't want to hate the po po especially not when some of them are oppressed natives jus tryna to get by but they make it really really hard


deba92 (53)  No.95985>>95987

File (hide): beae47fd42bda9d⋯.png (1.01 MB, 891x943, 891:943, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 89aafe1146dca59⋯.png (6.54 MB, 2241x2472, 747:824, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 13d4e5a6cf9bdcc⋯.png (1011.03 KB, 900x900, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 9a54e687dcfde06⋯.png (989.46 KB, 1080x720, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): eecce4e73a07d39⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1024x914, 512:457, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

PRAISE KEK


b1d85f (29)  No.95986>>95988

File (hide): 86e1c27cbb11720⋯.png (782.45 KB, 1300x927, 1300:927, sadiq khan delivers a parc….png) (h) (u)

>>95980

>extra police to protect muslims

>after one attack that kills one

This really is a muslim country now, isn't it?


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95987

File (hide): 729bd5f5dbc94ad⋯.png (93.05 KB, 1078x780, 539:390, haggisyank.png) (h) (u)

>>95985

>that last one

MUH HURRITAGE


deba92 (53)  No.95988>>95989

>>95986

>>95984

It's so weird as this isn't something that's common at all. I don't get the rationale for protecting Muslims just after they have gotten attacked for once.


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95989>>95994

>>95988

on the low level, because muzzies need pandering to because they're the government's desired future and voters

on the high, because yids must protect their sword.

I really like the "Islam is the Sword of Jewry" phrase tbh


620d45 (22)  No.95990>>95994 >>95995 >>95997

Alright lads? who else is /sunburnt/ here?


deba92 (53)  No.95991

File (hide): 3702f3252aabe9d⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1078x967, 1078:967, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


9c802b (6)  No.95992

I am going to regret that nap.


711990 (73)  No.95993

File (hide): d891698f572e2b0⋯.jpg (64.78 KB, 688x690, 344:345, PART OF YOUR PLAN.jpg) (h) (u)


deba92 (53)  No.95994>>95996 >>95999

>>95990

Not me not ever tbh. I guess you are?

>>95989

If only we had some police presence to protect little girls from rape.


fb308b (38)  No.95995>>96003

>>95990

alright lad, not me tbh, suntan lotion tbh.


2f8aa5 (41)  No.95996

File (hide): 520bd224ad6c1c4⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1747x819, 1747:819, 67846868.png) (h) (u)

>>95994

don't be racist lad


b1d85f (29)  No.95997

File (hide): 0e7b622875fd5c7⋯.png (124.97 KB, 357x306, 7:6, douglas.png) (h) (u)

>>95980

>government to establish new commission on tacking extremism

Could've stopped it before it started by not flooding the country with foreigners. I guess that wouldn't do.

>>95990

>going outside

Brave lad


deba92 (53)  No.95998

File (hide): 3991aac3dd2a075⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1022x1100, 511:550, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


620d45 (22)  No.95999>>96000

>>95994

Oh you know it lad, it fucking sucks. Your lucky if you've never had one tbh


deba92 (53)  No.96000

>>95999

Had them when I was on holiday as a kid. Mostly stay inside now so no risk :^)


deba92 (53)  No.96001>>96002 >>96004

File (hide): 123e14cde1524d9⋯.png (161.04 KB, 533x557, 533:557, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


711990 (73)  No.96002

File (hide): f59aef5c5cb8412⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 27.71 KB, 425x640, 85:128, C85-y0fWAAAs5Rt.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96001

>an economy built literally on spite

wew


620d45 (22)  No.96003

>>95995

>suntan lotion

I didn't think I'd be working outside for as long as I did smh


9e2e5c (1)  No.96004>>96006

>>96001

What is progressive taxation?


fb308b (38)  No.96005

File (hide): 91c89a00af1a3a7⋯.png (252.05 KB, 169x681, 169:681, Premium1.png) (h) (u)

COLD CZECH LAGER AHHHHHHHH ITS SOOOOO GOOOOOD


711990 (73)  No.96006

>>96004

Everything has to be done via pop culture reference.


deba92 (53)  No.96007>>96009 >>96024 >>96029

File (hide): 8935161cc13b81d⋯.png (353.1 KB, 576x647, 576:647, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, 9354eed40508364b2ab540a354….jpg) (h) (u)

WHAT IF YOU DON'T FEEL SAFE IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY BECAUSE OF INVADERS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO


7b6108 (14)  No.96008>>96010 >>96012

I'm back


deba92 (53)  No.96009>>96013


deba92 (53)  No.96010>>96011

>>96008

Welcome home, lad. You didn't bring any illegals did you?


7b6108 (14)  No.96011>>96014

>>96010

*checks pockets*

I hope not


fb308b (38)  No.96012

>>96008

alright lad, welcome back.


fb308b (38)  No.96013

File (hide): 322c7f8d09d4753⋯.jpg (31.42 KB, 216x288, 3:4, swan 1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96009

>those replies


fb308b (38)  No.96014>>96015

>>96011

you had room in your pockets and you didnt use it to bring me cheap baccy? shame on you.


7b6108 (14)  No.96015>>96016

>>96014

Lad they sneak in everywhere, and there wasn't time to stop before the channel crossing because of the roadworks making us late sorry lad


fb308b (38)  No.96016>>96018

>>96015

Im only winding you up lad, kek.


620d45 (22)  No.96017

Anyways I'm off on my workout. Gotta be fit for the upcoming race war tbh


7b6108 (14)  No.96018

>>96016

Yeah I know lad smh I miss it already


a54303 (7)  No.96019>>96020 >>96022

File (hide): 1451a663b5825ff⋯.jpg (55.41 KB, 638x433, 638:433, PE97.jpg) (h) (u)

Hi Laddos.

Some happening a.


deba92 (53)  No.96020>>96021

>>96019

Hey lad


a54303 (7)  No.96021>>96023 >>96024

File (hide): 62dd353c9d777be⋯.jpeg (36.36 KB, 500x462, 250:231, slashthinkingslash.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>96020

Hi Lad. Why did the Welshman do it? Was he trying to kick start the next crusade? Had he lost someone in a Saracen attack? Was it a falseflag?


fb308b (38)  No.96022>>96025

>>96019

alright dude.


deba92 (53)  No.96023>>96025

File (hide): 5fd4dd1703dcc77⋯.png (552.83 KB, 633x961, 633:961, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>96021

Children of four so I guess he wants them out before they victimise his kids. Not really an effective way of going about it though. Guess it was a decision he made in the moment.


b1d85f (29)  No.96024>>96025

>>96007

Who cares about locals, lad? There's an alleged 1% extra GDP to be gained from this. That's what really matters.

>>96021

He wasn't Welsh, he was a filthy fucking foreigner living in the British bantustan.


a54303 (7)  No.96025>>96048

>>96022

Not bad, played D&D last night. Was fun.

>>96023

I see. I’m not seeing much sympathy for the Saracens.

>>96024

>filthy fucking foreigner

…..


f980b6 (51)  No.96026>>96028 >>96031

CNN Contributor Blames Breitbart, White House for London Attack

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/06/19/cnn-contributor-dean-obeidallah-blames-breitbart-london-attack/

Sorry if my news links radicalized you all.


a54303 (7)  No.96027

File (hide): d7eb3d734d0188f⋯.jpg (116.28 KB, 587x840, 587:840, dor.jpg) (h) (u)

Will the riots still happen do you suppose? Will they be exaggerated in size owing to this event?


fb308b (38)  No.96028

>>96026

You cant be radicalised by the truth though, what the shit.


711990 (73)  No.96029>>96030

File (hide): fd1db3d7e37ee7e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.54 KB, 500x705, 100:141, DAhD64TWsAEWx6V.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96007

i though women weren't allowed in mosques


deba92 (53)  No.96030

>>96029

They are but they aren't allowed to sit with the men.


deba92 (53)  No.96031>>96032 >>96034

>>96026

So that's why you've been posting so much Breitbart. You're a spy?


711990 (73)  No.96032>>96033 >>96034

>>96031

Breitbart turns you into a gayist tbh


deba92 (53)  No.96033>>96035

>>96032

But they're so anti-gayist


f980b6 (51)  No.96034>>96037

>>96031

I'm not a spy, I'm an innocent purveyor of alternative news.

>>96032

Milo left ages ago. I'd be more worried about getting zion'd than pozzed by Breitbart.


711990 (73)  No.96035>>96036

>>96033

Neo posts them, they're not anti gayist


deba92 (53)  No.96036

>>96035

So if she started posted Imperium lasses she'd make you a gayist?


711990 (73)  No.96037>>96038

>>96034

>I'm not a spy, I'm an innocent purveyor of alternative news.

And soy and xenoestrogens


f980b6 (51)  No.96038>>96040

>>96037

At least I'm still innocent in doing that.


7b6108 (14)  No.96039>>96041

>tfw your ears missing the hypnotic thunder of the engines

smh tbh


711990 (73)  No.96040>>96043

>>96038

You know exactly what you are trying to do


deba92 (53)  No.96041>>96042

>>96039

Go for a drive?


7b6108 (14)  No.96042>>96044

>>96041

IT'S NOT THE SAME MY CAR HAS NOISE INSULATION

and I'm too tired to drive safely


f980b6 (51)  No.96043>>96045 >>96047

File (hide): 301cf4e0642a139⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 148.76 KB, 750x1036, 375:518, 1338408189449.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96040

Oh, do I lad?


fb308b (38)  No.96044

>>96042

>has noise insulation

remove the exhaust baffles and open the windows :^)


deba92 (53)  No.96045>>96046

>>96043

>congratulations, it's a boy!


f980b6 (51)  No.96046

>>96045

Aww, he's a lucky lad.


711990 (73)  No.96047>>96050

>>96043

That better be a chinky lass, otherwise, I don't know what you're trying to say


b1d85f (29)  No.96048

>>96025

>tfw too racist for /newbrit/


fb308b (38)  No.96049>>96052 >>96053


f980b6 (51)  No.96050>>96052

File (hide): 3624ebbeba4a0f8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 208.43 KB, 700x1050, 2:3, 1471571250910.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96047

I'm pretty sure it is lad. Here's another one just to make sure.

I bet she's feeling very proud of her future hafu son.


2f8aa5 (41)  No.96051

File (hide): 7fdaaef2dd5bbf6⋯.png (650.75 KB, 906x799, 906:799, 345658989.png) (h) (u)

>feel guilty about fobbing off a d&d mate who got me to try out an autistic sci fi larping browser game he spends thousands of pounds on

I already told him I'd dropped it previously but he sent me an email asking for my turn reports so he could give me tips and I just told him again I'm not playing it


711990 (73)  No.96052>>96053 >>96054

>>96049

>not preheating your special brew on cold winter nights

>>96050

is there a trick here?


2f8aa5 (41)  No.96053>>96056 >>96057 >>96058 >>96063

File (hide): 4287a66c8072d24⋯.png (66.21 KB, 600x500, 6:5, ddddoooonnnn''''tttt.png) (h) (u)

>>96052

>>96049

is warm beer still an authentic anglo tradition or just french stereotype meming


f980b6 (51)  No.96054>>96055

File (hide): 51d59d8b384522d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 416.53 KB, 1128x1571, 1128:1571, 1467938634392.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96052

There's no trick, apart from trying to find all these weird-looking pregnant gooks on the internet in the first place.

Am I still turning you gay lad?


711990 (73)  No.96055>>96059

>>96054

>Am I still turning you gay lad?

No.


7b6108 (14)  No.96056>>96064

>>96053

Don't talk to me until I've had my tepid pint of carling


fb308b (38)  No.96057>>96064

>>96053

most of my beers warm at the minute, and the pub ales are probably about 13°c, so pretty warm.


711990 (73)  No.96058>>96064

>>96053

We just never bought into the (((((((((((((((((((((((having everything in bottles)))))))))))))))))))))))) meme


f980b6 (51)  No.96059>>96060 >>96062

File (hide): b4c2d43886962af⋯.png (254.34 KB, 300x459, 100:153, b4c2d43886962afebcddcef8c6….png) (h) (u)

>>96055

You see, I'm not evil after all.


a36528 (59)  No.96060>>96066

File (hide): e3234ea869a19fb⋯.jpg (332.24 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1497676490012.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96059

>tfw the alliance was abandoned to satisfy the yanks

What could have been..


9c802b (6)  No.96061

Just got snubbed by an overseas filipino nanny.

"Are you in the house all day?……I'll call you back 2 minutes later"


711990 (73)  No.96062>>96066

>>96059

You win this time even when you're nice you still scare me


620d45 (22)  No.96063>>96064

>>96053

Kinda, it comes from the fact that ale actually loses flavor when it's chilled. The French, being the lager drinking plebs they are, see this and think we like warm beer


2f8aa5 (41)  No.96064

File (hide): 57f249e752ad301⋯.png (23.34 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don'tbeer.png) (h) (u)

>>96056

>>96057

>>96058

tbh I buy cider in plastic bottles because

>poor

and store beer bottles etc in the fridge

>>96063

interesting lad


a36528 (59)  No.96065

File (hide): cd752c0edeed601⋯.png (81.03 KB, 540x674, 270:337, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

wow really makes you steal from /brit/


f980b6 (51)  No.96066>>96067 >>96069

File (hide): 65e1dcfd48af2f4⋯.jpg (228.48 KB, 850x1189, 850:1189, 1493387964998.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96060

We could have had all the giant monsters and anime to ourselves, smh. We were destined to have a special relationship but it was taken away from us.

>>96062

Don't be scared lad, I'm just trying to bond with you.


711990 (73)  No.96067

>>96066

>Don't be scared lad, I'm just trying to bond with you.

Please don't


fb308b (38)  No.96068>>96075

FULL ENGLISH BREXIT


a36528 (59)  No.96069

>>96066

Roooo


711990 (73)  No.96070


711990 (73)  No.96071>>96072 >>96073 >>96075

lads…


a36528 (59)  No.96072

>>96071

lad…


fb308b (38)  No.96073

>>96071

l

a

d


2f8aa5 (41)  No.96074

File (hide): bdda613cd8ad250⋯.png (115.14 KB, 596x650, 298:325, DruidjakEdit.png) (h) (u)

*sacrifices fingers to carpal tunnel*


f980b6 (51)  No.96075>>96076

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>96068

That reminds me, late Nigel link.

>>96071

lass…


711990 (73)  No.96076>>96077 >>96078

>>96075

Please don't call me lass


fb308b (38)  No.96077

>>96076

darling….


2f8aa5 (41)  No.96078

File (hide): 8b8d06890673c1e⋯.webm (6.6 MB, 640x360, 16:9, eternaltipper.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>96076

m'lady


fb308b (38)  No.96079>>96080 >>96082

>guerilla florists


2f8aa5 (41)  No.96080>>96081

>>96079

*smashes a van through the wall of a bank*

*magnets all of the computers*

*steals all the metals*

*mulches the paper money and uses it as compost to grow a giant celtic swastika on the floor*


7b6108 (14)  No.96081>>96084

>>96080

Now that is real activism


deba92 (53)  No.96082

File (hide): d59e74d2802a07e⋯.png (942.33 KB, 600x800, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>96079

Varg?


711990 (73)  No.96083

File (hide): 5eb3f3751dda71a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 116.13 KB, 1115x1672, 1115:1672, DCcfU9uV0AQjsGy.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


2f8aa5 (41)  No.96084

>>96081

the future of druidic resistance tbh

>pull up and surround county council offices in the middle of the night with vans carrying native plants and trees for transplanting

>spread fertilizer on their shitty clipped lawns so they'll grow out of control

>intricately arrange new plants to spell out "DIVERSITY IS WHITE GENOCIDE"


fb308b (38)  No.96085>>96086 >>96087

lads look at this shit, its a stove / phone charger


a36528 (59)  No.96086>>96088

>>96085

w-wouldn't it just overheat and fry the charger


711990 (73)  No.96087>>96089


fb308b (38)  No.96088>>96090

>>96086

apparently not, it has good reviews from forestry workers. Its £150 though, smh.


fb308b (38)  No.96089

>>96087

bushcraft / offgrid. I think its a great idea, just too expensive.


a36528 (59)  No.96090>>96091

File (hide): 2530f35bc38ea05⋯.jpg (31.3 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 299409.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96088

that's pretty cool if the energy comes from the burning wood tbh. looks a bit small though from the second pic


fb308b (38)  No.96091>>96093

>>96090

same size as a gas burner tbh. Ive just bought it, smh.


711990 (73)  No.96092

File (hide): 7231f9a8a5994f1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.51 KB, 749x703, 749:703, CzZwjTkUkAArTJZ.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no chinky gf


a36528 (59)  No.96093>>96094

>>96091

w3wlad


fb308b (38)  No.96094>>96095 >>96098

>>96093

spent way too much online recently, having a debit card was a mistake.


7b6108 (14)  No.96095>>96096 >>96097

>>96094

where do you even get it delivered to?


711990 (73)  No.96096>>96099

>>96095

PO Box?


fb308b (38)  No.96097

>>96095

amazon lockers, friends, family, etcetera. You can pick up MyHermes deliveries from paki shops too.


a36528 (59)  No.96098>>96100 >>96101

>>96094

I thought you're meant to be saving for living off the land smh


fb308b (38)  No.96099

>>96096

nah they are a bit expensive, £40 p/m and sheeit.


620d45 (22)  No.96100>>96102

>>96098

This, how's that going btw?


fb308b (38)  No.96101>>96102 >>96103

>>96098

I am lad, and Im doing well tbh. Got £1500 cash buried so far, just spending whats in the bank account online.


fb308b (38)  No.96102>>96114

>>96100

see

>>96101

I should have my £3.2k by the end of august or september, if all goes well and my little van doesnt give up the ghost before then.


a36528 (59)  No.96103>>96107

File (hide): 42e3b79263a5e4e⋯.jpg (23.68 KB, 301x267, 301:267, 1454891737580.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96101

Based tbh


deba92 (53)  No.96104>>96105 >>96106 >>96109

File (hide): 6f1a07aba0386c3⋯.png (2.49 MB, 1500x1125, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 1f405b933ce9720⋯.png (2.77 MB, 1500x1125, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 1f1352717a93844⋯.png (2.54 MB, 1500x1125, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*sleeps*


711990 (73)  No.96105

File (hide): 84e63ccfa2b3f0e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.77 KB, 750x750, 1:1, DBYdkHEUMAEANMw.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96104

t. gondii


a36528 (59)  No.96106>>96108

>>96104

Awww *scratches her belly and gets bitten*


fb308b (38)  No.96107>>96112 >>96114 >>96117

>>96103

>tfw my net worth is going to be £10k including assets before long

MOVING UP IN THE WORLD LADS


deba92 (53)  No.96108>>96112

>>96106

smh don't misgender him. Our cats like being rubbed on the belly but they are shy around other people than us smh


fb308b (38)  No.96109>>96115

>>96104

nice cat lad, very fluffy looking.


fb308b (38)  No.96110>>96111 >>96113 >>96120

File (hide): 9e27a771495f33f⋯.jpg (73.63 KB, 648x648, 1:1, marmite-popcorn_386.jpg) (h) (u)


620d45 (22)  No.96111>>96116


a36528 (59)  No.96112

File (hide): f43416d3641e6c2⋯.jpg (201.68 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 1487706873770.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96107

You can do it vanlad, live the varglyfe

>>96108

S-Sorry lad. Ahh I'll try and gain his trust


711990 (73)  No.96113>>96116

File (hide): 34df7a3a56947f0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 89.11 KB, 500x749, 500:749, jhjkhjkihjkh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>96110

why would you make that

I'm pro marmite too


2f8aa5 (41)  No.96114

>>96102

good timing tbh, if nothing goes wrong my end

>>96107

impressive, very nice


deba92 (53)  No.96115

>>96109

It's a Siberian cat so I guess they need that long fur


fb308b (38)  No.96116

>>96111

>>96113

i dunno it looks like it would taste like shit.


7b6108 (14)  No.96117>>96118 >>96122

>>96107

Does that include shares in Fred Perry?


711990 (73)  No.96118>>96123

>>96117

At least 2k of it is in Vauxhall Novas


ab4918 (3)  No.96119>>96121 >>96136

"TORY COUNCILLORS" ATTACKED BY GRENFELL TOWER PROTESTERS WAS IN FACT VOLUNTEER WHO HELPED VICTIMS

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/18/tory-councillor-beaten-grenfell-tower-protesters-revealed-volunteer/


b1d85f (29)  No.96120>>96125

>>96110

Luxury popcorn is such a shitty meme. Take something as cheap as fucking corn, pop a handful of kernels, cover with a thin layer of whatever fancy flavour is the in thing, pack a dozen in a little plastic wrapper, and charge a fortune for it. The bourgeois faggots who buy this shit disgust me.


7b6108 (14)  No.96121

>>96119

TAKE ME BACK TO THE CAMPSITE I DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE


fb308b (38)  No.96122>>96124

>>96117

top kek no lad, just vans, tools and cash tbh.

well over that if I counted clothes, jesus christ


fb308b (38)  No.96123

>>96118

top fucking kek, I fucking wish lad, dont tempt me.


7b6108 (14)  No.96124>>96127

>>96122

Some of the high tier stuff like Fred Perry sells for a decent price online now


fb308b (38)  No.96125>>96129

>>96120

tbh. Only salt & sugar (inc. caramel & toffee) are non-meme popcorn flavours.


a36528 (59)  No.96126

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Nigel Farage DESTROYS JK Rowling


fb308b (38)  No.96127>>96128

>>96124

Henri Lloyd still goes for 75% of the original price second hand, but I like wearing it too much to flog it. Smh jackets are my sartorial achilles heel tbh.


7b6108 (14)  No.96128>>96130

>>96127

I have an addiction to jackets as well lad


620d45 (22)  No.96129

>>96125

Agreed


fb308b (38)  No.96130>>96132

>>96128

cant even wear them in this weather reeeeeee bring in October tbh.


a36528 (59)  No.96131

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7b6108 (14)  No.96132

>>96130

*wears jacket anyway even if it cooks him*


711990 (73)  No.96133>>96134

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>it's still 77 Fahrenheit


fb308b (38)  No.96134>>96135

>>96133

>farenheit

You filthy foreigner


711990 (73)  No.96135>>96137 >>96138

>>96134

>uses french temperatures


b1d85f (29)  No.96136

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>>96119

>Demonstrators confront a man they believe to be Robert Black, the Chief Executive of KCTMO

~diverse~


711990 (73)  No.96137

>>96135

didn't mean to use that image it's a bit too much for my taste tbh


fb308b (38)  No.96138>>96139

>>96135

>not using Kelvins

fucking nigger


711990 (73)  No.96139>>96140

>>96138

>it's still 298k


fb308b (38)  No.96140

>>96139

much better :^)


f980b6 (51)  No.96142

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