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GAYCISTS >>>/OUT/

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95a403 (33) No.161165[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

*jerrycucks* not really

We interrupt Neo's spate of excellent prequelkino editions to bring you…

THE KRAUTLAND ELECTION

I am making a big deal about this because I'm German I think this represents an important moment in time for our cause. Anyway I digress.

German election 2017 polls and odds tracker: Will Angela Merkel remain as Chancellor? Yes she will

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/german-election-2017-polls-odds-tracker-will-angela-merkel-remain/

>The German election takes place this Sunday, with Chancellor Angela Merkel heavy favourite to defend her position against Martin Schulz for a fourth term in power.

>Polls currently show that Merkel's Christian Democratic Union (CDU) party - with its Bavarian sister party, the Christian Social Union (CSU) - will be the largest party after the Bundestag election on 24 September, but they will fall short of a majority.

German election marks unprecedented political shift

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41355186

>Rock music blaring, supporters cheering, Angela Merkel sweeps on to the makeshift stage. Under spotlights hastily rigged above what's usually an indoor tennis complex, the chancellor is relaxed and smiling as she acknowledges the applause of her loyal fans.

>A few exuberant refugees - carefully chosen and given front row seats - wave a huge banner. Almost unnoticed, security staff quietly hustle a couple of scruffily dressed men out of the hall. Mrs Merkel has been heckled several times on the campaign trail by supporters of the right-wing party Alternative fuer Deutschland (AfD). No one here is taking any chances. In fact her rallies have been moved to indoor venues during the last week of campaigning.

German election polls latest LIVE: AfD advances in bid to take down Angela Merkel

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/857381/German-election-polls-latest-AfD-Angela-Merkel-Martin-Schulz-poll-news-live

>THE AFD has seen a last-minute surge in the polls as the last day of Angela Merkel’s election campaign draws to a close. Here are live updates and the latest polls for the German election race.

>The far-right, anti-immigrant AfD is set to enter the German Parliament for the first time

>Angela Merkel is on track to beat her main rival Martin Schulz

>Uncertainty hangs over who Angela Merkel could form a coalition with

>No signs of last-minute Russian meddling in the German election kek

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ec7491 (14) No.161166>>161168

imperium tbh


95a403 (33) No.161168>>161169

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>>161166

Well done should've been jewperium tbh


ec7491 (14) No.161169>>161172 >>161184

>>161168

I'm not pro-jewperium


5252c9 (1) No.161170>>161171 >>161172

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druids tbh

night lads


ec7491 (14) No.161171

>>161170

night lad


95a403 (33) No.161172>>161174

>>161169

so you say

>>161170

night lad


95a403 (33) No.161173>>161175 >>161177

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>making kids is fun!

lmao no wonder they're doing well


ec7491 (14) No.161174>>161176

>>161172

>so you say

I'm not


95a403 (33) No.161175

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>>161173

>"for family friendly politics" in the same poster


95a403 (33) No.161176>>161179

>>161174

It's ok lad I'm glad you and that jewess are going out tbh it's not race mixing because we're the lost tribe of Israel tbh


e8a179 (40) No.161177>>161178

>>161173

God this is evil


95a403 (33) No.161178

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>>161177

It really is


ec7491 (14) No.161179>>161180

>>161176

>It's ok lad I'm glad you and that jewess are going out tbh

Yeah, but I'm not pro jewperium


95a403 (33) No.161180>>161181

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>>161179

That's like saying I'm not pro slavperium


ec7491 (14) No.161181>>161182

>>161180

I'm not pro jewperium lad.


95a403 (33) No.161182>>161183 >>161184

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>Neo won't post in this thread because she didn't make it

>>161181

A shame


ec7491 (14) No.161183>>161186

>>161182

It's not a shame lad.


cfe251 (4) No.161184>>161185 >>161186

>>161169

You will be, you will be.

>>161182

I was busy washing and dealing with my cold smh.


ec7491 (14) No.161185>>161189

>>161184

>You will be, you will be.

never


95a403 (33) No.161186>>161188

I'm off for now lads

>>161183

Yes it is, for once I agree with Neo

>>161184

hmmmmmm


2cce59 (9) No.161187>>161189

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Hello do you like my sdogws???????

GNMGMMGMGM

GNGINIGNGNGNG

GNIGNNGNGNGNIGNI

MUMMY GOT ME SOME WHITE WINE FOR MY LOVELY LADY FRIEND PLEASE SHARE COMMENT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE


ec7491 (14) No.161188

>>161186

>Yes it is, for once I agree with Neo

Why is it a shame


cfe251 (4) No.161189>>161190

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>>161185

It might take a little while but you will realise one day how much happier you are with her, and you'll want others to feel the same happiness.

>>161187

Hey lamb.


ec7491 (14) No.161190>>161192

>>161189

>It might take a little while but you will realise one day how much happier you are with her, and you'll want others to feel the same happiness.

aaaaaaaaaaahhh this isnt right


e8a179 (40) No.161191

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FRESH HYDEWARS


cfe251 (4) No.161192>>161193 >>161196

>>161190

Love can't be wrong lad. Jewesses will be absorbed into the anglo race.


2b9c15 (12) No.161193

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Hello to everyone else who is a good boy.

>>161192

Jews will never be Anglos. We need a real holocaust to actually cleanse the Earth of their foul presence and their synagogues need to be turned into dust. They've had nearly two-thousand years, it's time to admit they'll never repent.


2cce59 (9) No.161194>>161201

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Dabba wabba oooos


2cce59 (9) No.161195

tfw probably too horny around gf smh


ec7491 (14) No.161196

>>161192

>Love can't be wrong lad

That's besides the point

>Jewesses will be absorbed into the anglo race.

This isn't possible


2cce59 (9) No.161197

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just cuddles


2cce59 (9) No.161198

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cfe251 (4) No.161199>>161200 >>161201 >>161202

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Beddy byes now. I'm so ill aaaaaahhhh.


ec7491 (14) No.161200

>>161199

Night lass


2b9c15 (12) No.161201>>161305

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>>161194

Baaaaaaaaaaaaa.

>>161199

>so ill

I hope it's AIDS. Night lad.


e8a179 (40) No.161202

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>>161199

Night lass. get better


ec7491 (14) No.161203>>161204 >>161205 >>161208

night lads tbh


e8a179 (40) No.161204

>>161203

night lass


2b9c15 (12) No.161205>>161206

>>161203

Night lad. I hope you dream of white women. :-)


ec7491 (14) No.161206>>161211

>>161205

no thank you


e8a179 (40) No.161207>>161208 >>161211

>fell asleep for 10 minutes in my chair and now I feel shit and my mouth tastes weird

MUMMY


2bbf56 (24) No.161208>>161209

>>161203

Sleep tight lad

>>161207

Classic tbh

just be happy you didn't fall asleep while biting your tongue


e8a179 (40) No.161209>>161212

>>161208

>just be happy you didn't fall asleep while biting your tongue

how do you fall asleep with your tongue out like that? keek


95a403 (33) No.161210>>161215

I hope we have a comfy nightshift tonight


2b9c15 (12) No.161211>>161213 >>161216

>>161206

You need to meet more actual Asian lasses lad, they're horrible and can't be trusted.

>>161207

What have you been putting in your mouth?


2bbf56 (24) No.161212>>161214 >>161216

hmmm rn I want a tattoo artist gf named maddi tbh

>>161209

I believe what occurs is that the end of the tongue slips through open teeth, and as blood gets trapped in the end it begins to swell, leaving you biting a good sized bit of tongue. It could alternatively happen as some consequence of accidentally falling asleep and shifting the head makes the jaws clamp out on a dangling tongue.

Not really sure tbh, but it happens to me at least once a month and leaves me in a bad mood.


2bbf56 (24) No.161213

>>161211

smh lad he's slowly transitioning from chinky lasses just give him time. Rome wasn't built in a day


95a403 (33) No.161214>>161216 >>161217

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>>161212

>tattoo artist gf

>wanting an immoral gf

smh thots are enough


2b9c15 (12) No.161215>>161218

>>161210

Won't you be too tired to attend church if you stay up all night though?


e8a179 (40) No.161216>>161217 >>161218

>>161211

>What have you been putting in your mouth?

nothing. It's not like this when I sleep in my bed smh

>>161212

>Not really sure tbh, but it happens to me at least once a month and leaves me in a bad mood.

fuckign hell

>>161214

did she have hers removed?


2bbf56 (24) No.161217>>161219 >>161222

>>161214

Smh head lad immoral lasses are the best so long as you're not trying to wife them. Closest I've ever come to love was aimed at a degenerate lass - they can be very free

>>161216

You're telling me lad. Cross that with my regular bad/unpleasant dreams and you can see why I stay up so late usually


95a403 (33) No.161218>>161226

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>>161215

>implying I need sleep

No one can withstand my MIGHT

There's no Orthodox church nearby smh

>>161216

No idea. I'll ask.


95a403 (33) No.161219>>161225

>>161217

I completely agree to an extent tbh


6cf51c (1) No.161220>>161222 >>161223

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tbh


e8a179 (40) No.161221>>161223 >>161226

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why are white people obsessed with purity when they are 2% neanderthal? Only way to get rid of as much of that as possible is to breed with Africans for a few generations


e8a179 (40) No.161222>>161225

>>161220

Is that yo, lad?

>>161217

stop being so immoral smh


95a403 (33) No.161223

>>161220

what

>>161221

neanderthal > HOMO sapiens


e8a179 (40) No.161224

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You're a big black drone


2bbf56 (24) No.161225>>161228 >>161236

>>161219

Happy to hear it lad.

Indeed those types of lasses burn brightly and beautifully like stars in their youth. Shame it all has to come to an end, and the brightest stars leave the biggest holes and so on.

>>161222

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's all the fault of mummy/daddy, the environment I was raised in, the conditions of my education and my social networkkkkkk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's not my fault that I'm like thissssssssssssssss


2b9c15 (12) No.161226>>161228 >>161236

>>161218

That's a shame, there's an Orthodox church nearby to me that holds the relics of a king of England but that's not a good enough reason to attend it. My church only holds services twice a month because we have to share a priest with another village.

>>161221

>not being a descendant of cro-magnons

What's it like having a tiny brain capacity?


e8a179 (40) No.161227

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>English people have no culture

like um excuse me sweetie


e8a179 (40) No.161228>>161232 >>161237

>>161226

>What's it like having a tiny brain capacity?

>tfw just smart enough to be aware of how tiny my brain is

Feels like hell ngl

>>161225

it's okay lad it was all your parents' fault don't worry. Now stop doing it


e8a179 (40) No.161229

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Reminder that our based Aryan non-jew waifu killed Libertarianism. Now we just have to kill libertarians


17d226 (20) No.161230>>161236 >>161241 >>161249

Anprim kinometre: Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle

It's alright

Anprim carometre: 1989 Toyota MR2

the fucking bees knees holy shit I love my car


e8a179 (40) No.161231

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Found Lamb's helmet


2b9c15 (12) No.161232>>161233 >>161235 >>161237

English folk music will never be as good. We should all move to Teague Land where we can have mansions and palaces.

>>161228

A high IQ has achieved nothing of value for the majority of white people. All it does is allow them to justify their sins to themselves and deny that there is a being superior greater than they are. Perhaps we'd all be happier if we were wogs.


2b9c15 (12) No.161233

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e8a179 (40) No.161234

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who /hedgehog/ here?


e8a179 (40) No.161235>>161254

>>161232

>A high IQ has achieved nothing of value for the majority of white people. All it does is allow them to justify their sins to themselves and deny that there is a being superior greater than they are. Perhaps we'd all be happier if we were wogs.

don't want to be even more retarded so I could be happy tbh. Doesn't seem like they have it that good


95a403 (33) No.161236>>161238 >>161239 >>161254

>>161225

ahhhh it's true I love them tbh, not wife material but in a way, nothing beats fancying a thot at school and then acting on those desires tbh

>>161226

That's neat, lad. Which king? I love Orthodox churches in general tbh, they're wonderfully ornate and the tradition surrounding them outstrips most other churches tbh

I'm not above going to a High Church Anglican church but they don't have that here either. Only Methodists, Baptists, Reformists, Papists, etc. We have the Cathedral which is nice but it's a cucked CofE one smh

>>161230

>Kingsman

good for nothing more than being preferably to watching paint dry


2bbf56 (24) No.161237

>>161228

kek I remember typing something roughly similar to you back in the ol' brit/pol/ days. Seriously though misplaced blame aside, I do intend to ride out my youth as a degenerate.

>>161232

Tbh I'm entirely sure you can count 100-110 average IQ range as particularly high


2bbf56 (24) No.161238>>161242

>>161236

Herts lad when you're right, you're right


17d226 (20) No.161239>>161242

>>161236

I like the aesthetics and it's rare to see more than one white londoner in the same film. It was fun ngl tbh.


e8a179 (40) No.161240>>161242

>thot enabling

ahhhhhh at least kill them and bury them when you're done


2bbf56 (24) No.161241>>161243

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>>161230

>1989 Toyota MR2

heck YES

when I earn my fortune I'm gonna own loads of cars like that. I love the aesthetic of these old 80s and onwards cars


95a403 (33) No.161242>>161243 >>161244

>>161238

You know it nigga

>>161239

I can't really blame you what with the quality of shit Hollywood puts out these days

It's the quintessential millenial spy film though

>>161240

>t. has never experienced the pleasures of the thot


17d226 (20) No.161243>>161250 >>161251

>>161241

>>161242

Oh yeah it's a fucking millennial spy film with none of the class it pretends to have, but it features white English men presenting for the most part a better version of what they should be

>>161241

Ah lad she's a beauty

>tfw don't have a super charged one

It's got nicer wheels than mine, but it's a T-top and those leak in the rain.


e8a179 (40) No.161244>>161251

>>161242

I'm a pure Aryan virgin smh. You've been tempted by satan smh


6ee8db (17) No.161245>>161246 >>161250 >>161251 >>161252

YALL WA BUNCH OF PUSSIES


17d226 (20) No.161246>>161248

>>161245

LAAAAAAAAD IF IT WERENT FOR THIS GAY SHIT ON MY FINGER I'D BATTER YEW


e8a179 (40) No.161247

I could just draw myself losing my virginity but I want to save it smh


6ee8db (17) No.161248>>161253

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>>161246

lass you're a gay pretty boy i could fuck you up anyday of the week tbh


6ee8db (17) No.161249>>161253

>>161230

>Anprim kinometre: Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle

the baddie was a goodie in my book tbh


2bbf56 (24) No.161250>>161257 >>161258

>>161243

>leaks in the rain

nothing a towel and a bit of duxt tape can't fix

>>161245

oi oi fucking oi cunt

I'm violently angry and angrily violent rn so you best not be frontin'

hyd lad haven't seen ya in awhile


95a403 (33) No.161251>>161255 >>161257 >>161258

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>>161243

That's very true, it's got that at least

>tfw British shit is still better than American shit

>>161244

Find a wife smh we need more babies

>>161245

>mfw I was mingling with this sort of lad last night


e8a179 (40) No.161252>>161258

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>>161245

CAREFUL BRITPOSTER CAREFUL NOW


17d226 (20) No.161253>>161258

>>161248

Lad I have been trained by the daftie kkkommando I will bury you

>>161249

Tbh I didn't see why they killed him I think he could've been reasoned with Channing also spent most of the film in an icebox why was he there?


2b9c15 (12) No.161254>>161256 >>161266

>>161235

A creature that can invent the brutal practice of necklacing must be a happy one because it is so stupid that even the simplest things give it pleasure.

>>161236

>which king

A king who was actually English and ruled before the Norman bastard usurped the throne.

The only churches that have any real history tend to be CofE, although the CofE will be dead soon enough so hopefully churches that are true to the Bible can take over it's properties.


e8a179 (40) No.161255>>161256

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>>161251

>Find a wife smh we need more babies

that would be a bad decision


95a403 (33) No.161256>>161267

>>161254

Nice. It's a shame what happened to the CofE but I hope the Orthodox church will make inroads now emphasis on hope

>>161255

If science says so it must be true


17d226 (20) No.161257>>161266

>>161250

lass the design is FLAWED whilst mine is the superior sunroof that you can pop.

>>161251

we're still not that bad hooray we're getting close tho wew


6ee8db (17) No.161258>>161259 >>161262 >>161266 >>161267 >>161268

>>161250

lass please come to hampshire and try to start some shit

alright, eyeing up a medicine in my draw even though i havrnt waited long enough

>>161251

lass i know tons of lads like that tbh, they're shit teir freinds

>>161252

do some shit lass, i'm the more powerfull admin

>>161253

>Lad I have been trained by the daftie kkkommando I will bury you

lass im street what you sayin fam

>he coulve been saved

**i mean the ginger bitch who wanted to end the drug war


e8a179 (40) No.161259>>161260 >>161268

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>>161258

>do some shit lass, i'm the more powerfull admin

Lad I have leverage on the BO. I'm the Jew now


6ee8db (17) No.161260>>161263

>>161259

Lass i have the BO explicet permission to ban you if i think your being to gay ya my bitch tbh


e8a179 (40) No.161261>>161274

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>those colours

he wanted the autism armour


17d226 (20) No.161262>>161264

>>161258

smh she was literally killing all her customers that's the worst business plan ever literally killing the demand what a daft bitch the president should've just said that to her


e8a179 (40) No.161263>>161264

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>>161260

>ya my bitch tbh

that's a bit gay tbh… *bans you for gayism*

Also strop drinking this evil stuff that makes you turn on us smh


6ee8db (17) No.161264>>161270

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>>161262

nah but she wanted to end the war on frugs which is fgootd tbh

>>161263

>Also strop drinking this evil stuff that makes you turn on us smh

you clearly dont like me anyway


e8a179 (40) No.161265

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*rolls out with my bros*


2bbf56 (24) No.161266>>161272

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>>161254

smh happiness is pretty low on the totem pole of things a human ought to care about

>>161257

The flaw isn't in the design but the driver lad. The leaky sunroof presents a challenge through which I shall grow as a person, yours is surely the flawed car

>>161258

Oh I will lad, but don't come crying to me when the people start calling you 'roughed-up Ron'

smh lad that medicine should be saved for something more interesting that merely a night on the town. You should take it to a rave


2b9c15 (12) No.161267>>161271 >>161272

>>161256

Anglicanism won't disappear when the CofE collapses, hopefully it will make a resurgence when it finally rids itself of liberals. I'll go visit the church next week to see the relics. I'd talk to the monks but they live in seclusion and I've only ever seen them a few times.

>>161258

Hampshire is rather big lad. I'll be back in a few days, come find me.


95a403 (33) No.161268>>161269 >>161272

>>161258

>i know tons of lads like that tbh, they're shit teir freinds

You're right, they're not close friends but good company when you go the pub at least

>>161259

>Lad I have leverage on the BO

It's true lads. He knows I'm not memeing about being Turkish


e8a179 (40) No.161269>>161271

>>161268

>It's true lads. He knows I'm not memeing about being Turkish

Lad stop giving out those juicy bits for free


17d226 (20) No.161270>>161272

>>161264

Yeah but business wise she'd have NO CUSTOMERS, and thus her entire business would fail and no one would want her drugs because they make your eyeballs explode.


95a403 (33) No.161271

>>161267

>I'd talk to the monks but they live in seclusion and I've only ever seen them a few times.

Monks are good lads tbh. I went to Greece a while ago and went to monastery, the monks there were great, really nice, pretty based tbh. They let me have a look at their relics, offered food, etc. Comfy tbh

>>161269

*zips mouth shut*


6ee8db (17) No.161272>>161273 >>161278 >>161290

>>161266

i just wanna do it tbh smh

>>161267

>Hampshire is rather big lad. I'll be back in a few days, come find me.

mate im jolding you to that

>>161268

yeah don trust them tbh, theyre not worth the time tbh

mate im jolding you to that

>>161270

yeha but fug it


17d226 (20) No.161273>>161275

>>161272

tbh she'd end the war on drugs either way


2bbf56 (24) No.161274>>161277

>>161261

this lad knows where it's at. I want that armour


6ee8db (17) No.161275

>>161273

kek not wrong


17d226 (20) No.161276>>161280

>tfw all my dad's old mixtapes work in my car

FUCK

YES


e8a179 (40) No.161277>>161288 >>161291

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2bbf56 (24) No.161278>>161281

>>161272

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you better not you cheeky bastard


e8a179 (40) No.161279

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>tfw no thiic armour gf


e8a179 (40) No.161280>>161283

>>161276

>tfw mum and dad propably got rid of those old porn VHSes we used to watch as kids

smh


6ee8db (17) No.161281

>>161278

i wont but i really want too tbh


17d226 (20) No.161282

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SOMEBODY BRING ME SUUUUUUUUUUM WAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEER


17d226 (20) No.161283

>>161280

my dad's parents found his playboys and burnt them in the garden


95a403 (33) No.161284>>161285 >>161286

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>it's a drug episode

STOP BEING IMMORAL

>inb4


6ee8db (17) No.161285>>161287 >>161298

>>161284

stop being a pussy ladssd


2bbf56 (24) No.161286>>161298

>>161284

ive been perfectly moral for like 2 weeks tbf

you lads WISH you had my scruples and discipline


17d226 (20) No.161287>>161289

>>161285

*laughs at your blue skin from a crazy milf drug lord*


2bbf56 (24) No.161288>>161292

>>161277

I ctually think that looks cool tbh

>no flamboyantly painted set of armour with lots of horns feathers and ornamentation


6ee8db (17) No.161289

>>161287

mate im waiting for death that blue shit is a gift


2b9c15 (12) No.161290>>161293

>>161272

I'll be in Hampshire on Tuesday lad. I was there twice this week, where were you? Were you too afraid?


17d226 (20) No.161291>>161292

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>>161277

>tfw no suit of lights


e8a179 (40) No.161292>>161294 >>161295

>>161291

they're just too specific to bullfighting tbh

>>161288

at least people will know to be patient with you


6ee8db (17) No.161293>>161296

>>161290

nigga i've been in deep with the mafia last couple days ya know?


17d226 (20) No.161294

>>161292

I love them tbh.


2bbf56 (24) No.161295

>>161292

>implying THEY won't come off as autistic because they're distracted by my awe inspiring armour

I'll have to be patient with them as they quake in fear tbh


2b9c15 (12) No.161296>>161297 >>161299

>>161293

>hants mafia

Wew, they're not to be messed with unless you want a purple nurple.


6ee8db (17) No.161297

>>161296

> purple nurple.

lass, i got two


95a403 (33) No.161298>>161300

>>161285

But you see lad if I were to give into your peer pressure then I would be a pussy

The strongman is the man who stands by his convictions

>>161286

GOOD lad


95a403 (33) No.161299

>>161296

Wait till you meet the Herts mafia we have actual Italians here tbh


6ee8db (17) No.161300>>161301

>>161298

nah lass ya pucci cuz you nmo do the bad stguff you see?


95a403 (33) No.161301>>161302

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>tfw too intelligent for 8chan

Only the normies deserve my company

>>161300

Oh believe me lad I've done bad stuff


6ee8db (17) No.161302>>161303

>>161301

i bet you havent


95a403 (33) No.161303>>161304

>>161302

define 'bad stuff' tbh

anyway read the last thread


6ee8db (17) No.161304>>161306 >>161307

>>161303

pretty self explanitory

cant be arsed


2cce59 (9) No.161305

>>161201

lambs don't go to Auschwitz ;-;


95a403 (33) No.161306>>161309

>>161304

well I haven't done drugs tbh and I don't drink alcohol much but I have made mistakes as >>160891 will show


2bbf56 (24) No.161307>>161309 >>161312

>>161304

he cheated on current gf w/ an old squeeze

silly lad still hasn't figured out how to turn off his guilt and sympathy emotions smh


17d226 (20) No.161308>>161310

>tfw it's an ex messages me and wants my attention episode now they know I have my license

smh tbh


6ee8db (17) No.161309>>161310

going to bed night

>>161307

>>161306

BAD LASSS


2bbf56 (24) No.161310>>161320

>>161308

you gonna trade lifts for blowies?

>>161309

sleep tight my little cherub


2cce59 (9) No.161311>>161315

it's a cuddling on the sofa then getting tired then waiting for her to get dressed to cuddle in bed episode


95a403 (33) No.161312>>161313 >>161315

>yanks on /pol/ think Maoris in NZ are immigrants

no words

>>161307

actually I'm worried than I don't feel guilty enough tbh


17d226 (20) No.161313>>161318

>>161312

I think it's proven that the Maoris are polynesian settlers that arrived in NZ in the 1200s lad.


2cce59 (9) No.161314>>161318 >>161322

Don't cheat because it'll make your current relationship feel like nothing, stupid smh


2bbf56 (24) No.161315>>161316 >>161318

>>161311

you were naked on the sofa but not in the bed?

Happy to hear you've closed the distance between yourself and the gf

>>161312

Well I'll try not to rub off my anti social tendencies on you too hard but there isn't much lost is there? I mean you've been with this new bird for how long, like a week?

What's more important is that you know you did wrong anyway tbh


2cce59 (9) No.161316>>161317

>>161315

d-dressed for bed into pjs lad


2bbf56 (24) No.161317

>>161316

ohhh like in a nightie? smh I forgot people wore stuff to bed

clothes are so restrictive I've no clue how people sleep in them outside of collapsing due to fatigue or sleep deprivation


95a403 (33) No.161318>>161319 >>161321

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>>161313

We're all immigrants tbh

>>161314

tbh

>>161315

My problem is that I find myself liking my ex again but I know rationally that we don't really belong together

Anyway my love life has always been fucked up tbh I'll sort it somehow


17d226 (20) No.161319

>>161318

herts btfo by /pol/ yanks


17d226 (20) No.161320>>161321

>>161310

nah lad I think I'm scared of sex


2bbf56 (24) No.161321>>161325 >>161326

>>161318

Well from my perspective that's not much of a problem, but for a lad like you I think it'd be better to strangle and ignore those feelings. Dysfunctional on&off relationships are fun in movies but rarely in real life.

Also I wonder what A lad of principles like yourself will do concerning the bird you BETRAYED. you gonna tell her?

>>161320

I wanted to laugh at that but honestly I'm more concerned. Why do you think that lad?


2bbf56 (24) No.161322

>>161314

Upvoted


e8a179 (40) No.161323>>161324

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>cheating


2bbf56 (24) No.161324

>>161323

A young mans virility is both a blessing and a curse


17d226 (20) No.161325>>161329

>>161321

It's the commitment, my whole life I've tried to keep as many doors open as possible, and to do that you sometimes need to leave your options alone until something else closes the other doors, and whenever I get close to any sort of physical intimacy with a lass I backtrack and avoid it. Commitment is something I've never been good at.


95a403 (33) No.161326>>161329 >>161330

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>>161321

Well, you how how I am, I'm a romantic. But I have a healthy grounding in realism also. Things would be simpler if she were wife material tbh

>I wonder what A lad of principles like yourself will do concerning the bird you BETRAYED. you gonna tell her?

If I intend to be moral I'll have to.

Ah, that's enough of my drama for now, I'll be off. I hate blogposting tbh


e8a179 (40) No.161327

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FRESH SAMMY

HW_019 - Paywall Response Response


24a397 (1) No.161328

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banger tbh lads


2bbf56 (24) No.161329>>161331

>>161325

I can empathise, have felt similarly myself in the past. But as men we have to learn commitment, it's super important. I don't wanna push you to degeneracy but I do hope your actively trying to remedy this

>>161326

but blindly falling back into your crush isn't conducive to a relationship you'd find genuinely loving no? Is she a /badgirl/?

Oh nvm kek, later


e8a179 (40) No.161330>>161331

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>>161326

>Ah, that's enough of my drama for now, I'll be off. I hate blogposting tbh

maybe if you were more moral lad like me it would be better smh


95a403 (33) No.161331>>161332 >>161333

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*doesn't go just yet*

normie friends are messaging me still including her

>>161329

>but blindly falling back into your crush isn't conducive to a relationship you'd find genuinely loving no?

You're absolutely right lad but to be very honest, if we're talking about actual love here that's a complex topic for me

>Is she a /badgirl/?

Yeah, pic related. She's a thin girl who likes smoking.

>>161330

We can only hope to match your morality levels tbh Hitch would be proud


e8a179 (40) No.161332

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>>161331

>We can only hope to match your morality levels tbh Hitch would be proud

I've done the hard part and become moral on my own, all you have to do is follow my example.


2bbf56 (24) No.161333>>161337

>>161331

kek, I understand your plight lad. You know what I'd do, I wonder what you'll end up doing

cya later when you eventually pull yourself away from your computer


e8a179 (40) No.161334

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*goes to war in apron and with BIG AXE*


e8a179 (40) No.161335>>161337

what was sammy thinking with the paywall thing?

DISAPPOINTEEEED


e8a179 (40) No.161336

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WE WUZ SAMURAI


95a403 (33) No.161337>>161338

>>161333

Won't be long yet

We'll see what happens, I'm off to a foreign land soon anyway so it's not like I can take them with me so actually this could be a blessing in disguise

>>161335

What happened exactly?


e8a179 (40) No.161338>>161339

>>161337

>What happened exactly?

he wants people to pay to watch his hydewars videos, 5 dollars a month


95a403 (33) No.161339

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Right that's me off for real now

>>161338

Doesn't seem like a lot but when your competitors offer the same thing for free that's pretty dumb tbh


e8a179 (40) No.161340

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>watching Rome

>suddenly this battle

Oh God


e8a179 (40) No.161341>>161343

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And then this scene. Wew


3a2356 (2) No.161342

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>>160866

>>160867

today I'll go to sleep at 5pm and by monday I'll be back to normal, it's the pembs sleep fixin system

waking up at 3am kinda sucks tho


3a2356 (2) No.161343




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