[–] ▶ /newbrit/politics #315: Waifus für Deutschland Edition Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 20:52:43 95a403 (33) No. 161165 [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts]
*jerrycucks* not really
We interrupt Neo's spate of excellent prequelkino editions to bring you…
THE KRAUTLAND ELECTION
I am making a big deal about this because I'm German I think this represents an important moment in time for our cause. Anyway I digress.
German election 2017 polls and odds tracker: Will Angela Merkel remain as Chancellor? Yes she will
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/german-election-2017-polls-odds-tracker-will-angela-merkel-remain/
>The German election takes place this Sunday, with Chancellor Angela Merkel heavy favourite to defend her position against Martin Schulz for a fourth term in power.
>Polls currently show that Merkel's Christian Democratic Union (CDU) party - with its Bavarian sister party, the Christian Social Union (CSU) - will be the largest party after the Bundestag election on 24 September, but they will fall short of a majority.
German election marks unprecedented political shift
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41355186
>Rock music blaring, supporters cheering, Angela Merkel sweeps on to the makeshift stage. Under spotlights hastily rigged above what's usually an indoor tennis complex, the chancellor is relaxed and smiling as she acknowledges the applause of her loyal fans.
>A few exuberant refugees - carefully chosen and given front row seats - wave a huge banner. Almost unnoticed, security staff quietly hustle a couple of scruffily dressed men out of the hall. Mrs Merkel has been heckled several times on the campaign trail by supporters of the right-wing party Alternative fuer Deutschland (AfD). No one here is taking any chances. In fact her rallies have been moved to indoor venues during the last week of campaigning.
German election polls latest LIVE: AfD advances in bid to take down Angela Merkel
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/857381/German-election-polls-latest-AfD-Angela-Merkel-Martin-Schulz-poll-news-live
>THE AFD has seen a last-minute surge in the polls as the last day of Angela Merkel’s election campaign draws to a close. Here are live updates and the latest polls for the German election race.
>The far-right, anti-immigrant AfD is set to enter the German Parliament for the first time
>Angela Merkel is on track to beat her main rival Martin Schulz
>Uncertainty hangs over who Angela Merkel could form a coalition with
>No signs of last-minute Russian meddling in the German election kek
Post last edited at 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:14:49
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 20:53:10 ec7491 (14) No. 161166 >>161168
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 20:54:09 95a403 (33) No. 161168 >>161169
>>161166
Well done should've been jewperium tbh
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 20:56:20 ec7491 (14) No. 161169 >>161172 >>161184
>>161168
I'm not pro-jewperium
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 20:56:36 ec7491 (14) No. 161171
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 20:57:02 95a403 (33) No. 161172 >>161174
>>161169
so you say
>>161170
night lad
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 20:57:36 95a403 (33) No. 161173 >>161175 >>161177
>making kids is fun!
lmao no wonder they're doing well
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 20:58:54 ec7491 (14) No. 161174 >>161176
>>161172
>so you say
I'm not
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 20:59:01 95a403 (33) No. 161175
>>161173
>"for family friendly politics" in the same poster
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:00:09 95a403 (33) No. 161176 >>161179
>>161174
It's ok lad I'm glad you and that jewess are going out tbh it's not race mixing because we're the lost tribe of Israel tbh
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:02:12 e8a179 (40) No. 161177 >>161178
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:05:24 ec7491 (14) No. 161179 >>161180
>>161176
>It's ok lad I'm glad you and that jewess are going out tbh
Yeah, but I'm not pro jewperium
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:06:42 95a403 (33) No. 161180 >>161181
>>161179
That's like saying I'm not pro slavperium
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:07:17 ec7491 (14) No. 161181 >>161182
>>161180
I'm not pro jewperium lad.
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:09:06 95a403 (33) No. 161182 >>161183 >>161184
>Neo won't post in this thread because she didn't make it
>>161181
A shame
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:09:42 ec7491 (14) No. 161183 >>161186
>>161182
It's not a shame lad.
▶ Neo !!ppdWMK9Np6 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:15:04 cfe251 (4) No. 161184 >>161185 >>161186
>>161169
You will be, you will be.
>>161182
I was busy washing and dealing with my cold smh.
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:16:16 ec7491 (14) No. 161185 >>161189
>>161184
>You will be, you will be.
never
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:16:22 95a403 (33) No. 161186 >>161188
I'm off for now lads
>>161183
Yes it is, for once I agree with Neo
>>161184
hmmmmmm
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:17:44 2cce59 (9) No. 161187 >>161189
Hello do you like my sdogws???????
GNMGMMGMGM
GNGINIGNGNGNG
GNIGNNGNGNGNIGNI
MUMMY GOT ME SOME WHITE WINE FOR MY LOVELY LADY FRIEND PLEASE SHARE COMMENT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:18:06 ec7491 (14) No. 161188
>>161186
>Yes it is, for once I agree with Neo
Why is it a shame
▶ Neo !!ppdWMK9Np6 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:19:23 cfe251 (4) No. 161189 >>161190
>>161185
It might take a little while but you will realise one day how much happier you are with her, and you'll want others to feel the same happiness.
>>161187
Hey lamb.
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:24:28 ec7491 (14) No. 161190 >>161192
>>161189
>It might take a little while but you will realise one day how much happier you are with her, and you'll want others to feel the same happiness.
aaaaaaaaaaahhh this isnt right
▶ Neo !!ppdWMK9Np6 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:25:46 cfe251 (4) No. 161192 >>161193 >>161196
>>161190
Love can't be wrong lad. Jewesses will be absorbed into the anglo race.
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:48:04 2b9c15 (12) No. 161193
Hello to everyone else who is a good boy.
>>161192
Jews will never be Anglos. We need a real holocaust to actually cleanse the Earth of their foul presence and their synagogues need to be turned into dust. They've had nearly two-thousand years, it's time to admit they'll never repent.
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:52:23 2cce59 (9) No. 161195
tfw probably too horny around gf smh
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 21:52:54 ec7491 (14) No. 161196
>>161192
>Love can't be wrong lad
That's besides the point
>Jewesses will be absorbed into the anglo race.
This isn't possible
▶ Neo !!ppdWMK9Np6 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:00:23 cfe251 (4) No. 161199 >>161200 >>161201 >>161202
Beddy byes now. I'm so ill aaaaaahhhh.
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:01:08 ec7491 (14) No. 161200
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:02:54 2b9c15 (12) No. 161201 >>161305
>>161194
Baaaaaaaaaaaaa.
>>161199
>so ill
I hope it's AIDS. Night lad.
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:03:35 e8a179 (40) No. 161202
>>161199
Night lass. get better
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:04:28 ec7491 (14) No. 161203 >>161204 >>161205 >>161208
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:05:00 e8a179 (40) No. 161204
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:05:20 2b9c15 (12) No. 161205 >>161206
>>161203
Night lad. I hope you dream of white women. :-)
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:05:58 ec7491 (14) No. 161206 >>161211
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:07:32 e8a179 (40) No. 161207 >>161208 >>161211
>fell asleep for 10 minutes in my chair and now I feel shit and my mouth tastes weird
MUMMY
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:14:10 2bbf56 (24) No. 161208 >>161209
>>161203
Sleep tight lad
>>161207
Classic tbh
just be happy you didn't fall asleep while biting your tongue
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:15:39 e8a179 (40) No. 161209 >>161212
>>161208
>just be happy you didn't fall asleep while biting your tongue
how do you fall asleep with your tongue out like that? keek
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:18:36 95a403 (33) No. 161210 >>161215
I hope we have a comfy nightshift tonight
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:19:29 2b9c15 (12) No. 161211 >>161213 >>161216
>>161206
You need to meet more actual Asian lasses lad, they're horrible and can't be trusted.
>>161207
What have you been putting in your mouth?
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:20:56 2bbf56 (24) No. 161212 >>161214 >>161216
hmmm rn I want a tattoo artist gf named maddi tbh
>>161209
I believe what occurs is that the end of the tongue slips through open teeth, and as blood gets trapped in the end it begins to swell, leaving you biting a good sized bit of tongue. It could alternatively happen as some consequence of accidentally falling asleep and shifting the head makes the jaws clamp out on a dangling tongue.
Not really sure tbh, but it happens to me at least once a month and leaves me in a bad mood.
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:22:23 2bbf56 (24) No. 161213
>>161211
smh lad he's slowly transitioning from chinky lasses just give him time. Rome wasn't built in a day
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:24:15 95a403 (33) No. 161214 >>161216 >>161217
>>161212
>tattoo artist gf
>wanting an immoral gf
smh thots are enough
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:27:39 2b9c15 (12) No. 161215 >>161218
>>161210
Won't you be too tired to attend church if you stay up all night though?
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:28:30 e8a179 (40) No. 161216 >>161217 >>161218
>>161211
>What have you been putting in your mouth?
nothing. It's not like this when I sleep in my bed smh
>>161212
>Not really sure tbh, but it happens to me at least once a month and leaves me in a bad mood.
fuckign hell
>>161214
did she have hers removed?
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:31:15 2bbf56 (24) No. 161217 >>161219 >>161222
>>161214
Smh head lad immoral lasses are the best so long as you're not trying to wife them. Closest I've ever come to love was aimed at a degenerate lass - they can be very free
>>161216
You're telling me lad. Cross that with my regular bad/unpleasant dreams and you can see why I stay up so late usually
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:31:34 95a403 (33) No. 161218 >>161226
>>161215
>implying I need sleep
No one can withstand my MIGHT
There's no Orthodox church nearby smh
>>161216
No idea. I'll ask.
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:33:04 95a403 (33) No. 161219 >>161225
>>161217
I completely agree to an extent tbh
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:34:48 e8a179 (40) No. 161221 >>161223 >>161226
why are white people obsessed with purity when they are 2% neanderthal? Only way to get rid of as much of that as possible is to breed with Africans for a few generations
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:36:00 e8a179 (40) No. 161222 >>161225
>>161220
Is that yo, lad?
>>161217
stop being so immoral smh
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:36:09 95a403 (33) No. 161223
>>161220
what
>>161221
neanderthal > HOMO sapiens
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:40:08 2bbf56 (24) No. 161225 >>161228 >>161236
>>161219
Happy to hear it lad.
Indeed those types of lasses burn brightly and beautifully like stars in their youth. Shame it all has to come to an end, and the brightest stars leave the biggest holes and so on.
>>161222
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's all the fault of mummy/daddy, the environment I was raised in, the conditions of my education and my social networkkkkkk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's not my fault that I'm like thissssssssssssssss
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:40:23 2b9c15 (12) No. 161226 >>161228 >>161236
>>161218
That's a shame, there's an Orthodox church nearby to me that holds the relics of a king of England but that's not a good enough reason to attend it. My church only holds services twice a month because we have to share a priest with another village.
>>161221
>not being a descendant of cro-magnons
What's it like having a tiny brain capacity?
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:40:43 e8a179 (40) No. 161227
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >English people have no culture
like um excuse me sweetie
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:42:00 e8a179 (40) No. 161228 >>161232 >>161237
>>161226
>What's it like having a tiny brain capacity?
>tfw just smart enough to be aware of how tiny my brain is
Feels like hell ngl
>>161225
it's okay lad it was all your parents' fault don't worry. Now stop doing it
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:43:53 e8a179 (40) No. 161229
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Reminder that our based Aryan non-jew waifu killed Libertarianism. Now we just have to kill libertarians
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:50:01 17d226 (20) No. 161230 >>161236 >>161241 >>161249
Anprim kinometre: Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle
It's alright
Anprim carometre: 1989 Toyota MR2
the fucking bees knees holy shit I love my car
▶ https://youtu.be/Ss21UDdg8xo somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:50:36 2b9c15 (12) No. 161232 >>161233 >>161235 >>161237
English folk music will never be as good. We should all move to Teague Land where we can have mansions and palaces.
>>161228
A high IQ has achieved nothing of value for the majority of white people. All it does is allow them to justify their sins to themselves and deny that there is a being superior greater than they are. Perhaps we'd all be happier if we were wogs.
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:53:07 e8a179 (40) No. 161235 >>161254
>>161232
>A high IQ has achieved nothing of value for the majority of white people. All it does is allow them to justify their sins to themselves and deny that there is a being superior greater than they are. Perhaps we'd all be happier if we were wogs.
don't want to be even more retarded so I could be happy tbh. Doesn't seem like they have it that good
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:54:11 95a403 (33) No. 161236 >>161238 >>161239 >>161254
>>161225
ahhhh it's true I love them tbh, not wife material but in a way, nothing beats fancying a thot at school and then acting on those desires tbh
>>161226
That's neat, lad. Which king? I love Orthodox churches in general tbh, they're wonderfully ornate and the tradition surrounding them outstrips most other churches tbh
I'm not above going to a High Church Anglican church but they don't have that here either. Only Methodists, Baptists, Reformists, Papists, etc. We have the Cathedral which is nice but it's a cucked CofE one smh
>>161230
>Kingsman
good for nothing more than being preferably to watching paint dry
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:55:21 2bbf56 (24) No. 161237
>>161228
kek I remember typing something roughly similar to you back in the ol' brit/pol/ days. Seriously though misplaced blame aside, I do intend to ride out my youth as a degenerate.
>>161232
Tbh I'm entirely sure you can count 100-110 average IQ range as particularly high
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:57:47 2bbf56 (24) No. 161238 >>161242
>>161236
Herts lad when you're right, you're right
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:59:02 17d226 (20) No. 161239 >>161242
>>161236
I like the aesthetics and it's rare to see more than one white londoner in the same film. It was fun ngl tbh.
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 22:59:24 e8a179 (40) No. 161240 >>161242
>thot enabling
ahhhhhh at least kill them and bury them when you're done
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:01:07 2bbf56 (24) No. 161241 >>161243
>>161230
>1989 Toyota MR2
heck YES
when I earn my fortune I'm gonna own loads of cars like that. I love the aesthetic of these old 80s and onwards cars
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:01:41 95a403 (33) No. 161242 >>161243 >>161244
>>161238
You know it nigga
>>161239
I can't really blame you what with the quality of shit Hollywood puts out these days
It's the quintessential millenial spy film though
>>161240
>t. has never experienced the pleasures of the thot
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:03:42 17d226 (20) No. 161243 >>161250 >>161251
>>161241
>>161242
Oh yeah it's a fucking millennial spy film with none of the class it pretends to have, but it features white English men presenting for the most part a better version of what they should be
>>161241
Ah lad she's a beauty
>tfw don't have a super charged one
It's got nicer wheels than mine, but it's a T-top and those leak in the rain.
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:03:47 e8a179 (40) No. 161244 >>161251
>>161242
I'm a pure Aryan virgin smh. You've been tempted by satan smh
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:05:31 17d226 (20) No. 161246 >>161248
>>161245
LAAAAAAAAD IF IT WERENT FOR THIS GAY SHIT ON MY FINGER I'D BATTER YEW
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:06:37 e8a179 (40) No. 161247
I could just draw myself losing my virginity but I want to save it smh
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:06:39 6ee8db (17) No. 161248 >>161253
>>161246
lass you're a gay pretty boy i could fuck you up anyday of the week tbh
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:07:25 6ee8db (17) No. 161249 >>161253
>>161230
>Anprim kinometre: Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle
the baddie was a goodie in my book tbh
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:08:07 2bbf56 (24) No. 161250 >>161257 >>161258
>>161243
>leaks in the rain
nothing a towel and a bit of duxt tape can't fix
>>161245
oi oi fucking oi cunt
I'm violently angry and angrily violent rn so you best not be frontin'
hyd lad haven't seen ya in awhile
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:08:14 95a403 (33) No. 161251 >>161255 >>161257 >>161258
>>161243
That's very true, it's got that at least
>tfw British shit is still better than American shit
>>161244
Find a wife smh we need more babies
>>161245
>mfw I was mingling with this sort of lad last night
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:08:22 e8a179 (40) No. 161252 >>161258
>>161245
CAREFUL BRITPOSTER CAREFUL NOW
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:08:33 17d226 (20) No. 161253 >>161258
>>161248
Lad I have been trained by the daftie kkkommando I will bury you
>>161249
Tbh I didn't see why they killed him I think he could've been reasoned with Channing also spent most of the film in an icebox why was he there?
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:08:59 2b9c15 (12) No. 161254 >>161256 >>161266
>>161235
A creature that can invent the brutal practice of necklacing must be a happy one because it is so stupid that even the simplest things give it pleasure.
>>161236
>which king
A king who was actually English and ruled before the Norman bastard usurped the throne.
The only churches that have any real history tend to be CofE, although the CofE will be dead soon enough so hopefully churches that are true to the Bible can take over it's properties.
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:10:27 e8a179 (40) No. 161255 >>161256
>>161251
>Find a wife smh we need more babies
that would be a bad decision
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:10:56 95a403 (33) No. 161256 >>161267
>>161254
Nice. It's a shame what happened to the CofE but I hope the Orthodox church will make inroads now emphasis on hope
>>161255
If science says so it must be true
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:11:13 17d226 (20) No. 161257 >>161266
>>161250
lass the design is FLAWED whilst mine is the superior sunroof that you can pop.
>>161251
we're still not that bad hooray we're getting close tho wew
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:12:54 6ee8db (17) No. 161258 >>161259 >>161262 >>161266 >>161267 >>161268
>>161250
lass please come to hampshire and try to start some shit
alright, eyeing up a medicine in my draw even though i havrnt waited long enough
>>161251
lass i know tons of lads like that tbh, they're shit teir freinds
>>161252
do some shit lass, i'm the more powerfull admin
>>161253
>Lad I have been trained by the daftie kkkommando I will bury you
lass im street what you sayin fam
>he coulve been saved
**i mean the ginger bitch who wanted to end the drug war
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:15:40 e8a179 (40) No. 161259 >>161260 >>161268
>>161258
>do some shit lass, i'm the more powerfull admin
Lad I have leverage on the BO. I'm the Jew now
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:17:21 6ee8db (17) No. 161260 >>161263
>>161259
Lass i have the BO explicet permission to ban you if i think your being to gay ya my bitch tbh
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:17:46 e8a179 (40) No. 161261 >>161274
>those colours
he wanted the autism armour
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:18:03 17d226 (20) No. 161262 >>161264
>>161258
smh she was literally killing all her customers that's the worst business plan ever literally killing the demand what a daft bitch the president should've just said that to her
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:18:37 e8a179 (40) No. 161263 >>161264
>>161260
>ya my bitch tbh
that's a bit gay tbh… *bans you for gayism*
Also strop drinking this evil stuff that makes you turn on us smh
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:19:27 6ee8db (17) No. 161264 >>161270
>>161262
nah but she wanted to end the war on frugs which is fgootd tbh
>>161263
>Also strop drinking this evil stuff that makes you turn on us smh
you clearly dont like me anyway
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:20:23 2bbf56 (24) No. 161266 >>161272
>>161254
smh happiness is pretty low on the totem pole of things a human ought to care about
>>161257
The flaw isn't in the design but the driver lad. The leaky sunroof presents a challenge through which I shall grow as a person, yours is surely the flawed car
>>161258
Oh I will lad, but don't come crying to me when the people start calling you 'roughed-up Ron'
smh lad that medicine should be saved for something more interesting that merely a night on the town. You should take it to a rave
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:20:47 2b9c15 (12) No. 161267 >>161271 >>161272
>>161256
Anglicanism won't disappear when the CofE collapses, hopefully it will make a resurgence when it finally rids itself of liberals. I'll go visit the church next week to see the relics. I'd talk to the monks but they live in seclusion and I've only ever seen them a few times.
>>161258
Hampshire is rather big lad. I'll be back in a few days, come find me.
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:20:50 95a403 (33) No. 161268 >>161269 >>161272
>>161258
>i know tons of lads like that tbh, they're shit teir freinds
You're right, they're not close friends but good company when you go the pub at least
>>161259
>Lad I have leverage on the BO
It's true lads. He knows I'm not memeing about being Turkish
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:21:30 e8a179 (40) No. 161269 >>161271
>>161268
>It's true lads. He knows I'm not memeing about being Turkish
Lad stop giving out those juicy bits for free
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:22:12 17d226 (20) No. 161270 >>161272
>>161264
Yeah but business wise she'd have NO CUSTOMERS, and thus her entire business would fail and no one would want her drugs because they make your eyeballs explode.
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:22:48 95a403 (33) No. 161271
>>161267
>I'd talk to the monks but they live in seclusion and I've only ever seen them a few times.
Monks are good lads tbh. I went to Greece a while ago and went to monastery, the monks there were great, really nice, pretty based tbh. They let me have a look at their relics, offered food, etc. Comfy tbh
>>161269
*zips mouth shut*
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:23:06 6ee8db (17) No. 161272 >>161273 >>161278 >>161290
>>161266
i just wanna do it tbh smh
>>161267
>Hampshire is rather big lad. I'll be back in a few days, come find me.
mate im jolding you to that
>>161268
yeah don trust them tbh, theyre not worth the time tbh
mate im jolding you to that
>>161270
yeha but fug it
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:23:39 17d226 (20) No. 161273 >>161275
>>161272
tbh she'd end the war on drugs either way
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:23:46 2bbf56 (24) No. 161274 >>161277
>>161261
this lad knows where it's at. I want that armour
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:24:17 6ee8db (17) No. 161275
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:24:27 17d226 (20) No. 161276 >>161280
>tfw all my dad's old mixtapes work in my car
FUCK
YES
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:26:38 2bbf56 (24) No. 161278 >>161281
>>161272
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you better not you cheeky bastard
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:27:54 e8a179 (40) No. 161280 >>161283
>>161276
>tfw mum and dad propably got rid of those old porn VHSes we used to watch as kids
smh
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:27:55 6ee8db (17) No. 161281
>>161278
i wont but i really want too tbh
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:28:09 17d226 (20) No. 161282
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. SOMEBODY BRING ME SUUUUUUUUUUM WAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEER
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:28:38 17d226 (20) No. 161283
>>161280
my dad's parents found his playboys and burnt them in the garden
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:28:53 95a403 (33) No. 161284 >>161285 >>161286
>it's a drug episode
STOP BEING IMMORAL
>inb4
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:30:43 6ee8db (17) No. 161285 >>161287 >>161298
>>161284
stop being a pussy ladssd
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:31:10 2bbf56 (24) No. 161286 >>161298
>>161284
ive been perfectly moral for like 2 weeks tbf
you lads WISH you had my scruples and discipline
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:31:38 17d226 (20) No. 161287 >>161289
>>161285
*laughs at your blue skin from a crazy milf drug lord*
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:32:19 2bbf56 (24) No. 161288 >>161292
>>161277
I ctually think that looks cool tbh
>no flamboyantly painted set of armour with lots of horns feathers and ornamentation
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:32:48 6ee8db (17) No. 161289
>>161287
mate im waiting for death that blue shit is a gift
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:33:13 2b9c15 (12) No. 161290 >>161293
>>161272
I'll be in Hampshire on Tuesday lad. I was there twice this week, where were you? Were you too afraid?
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:33:43 17d226 (20) No. 161291 >>161292
>>161277
>tfw no suit of lights
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:36:10 e8a179 (40) No. 161292 >>161294 >>161295
>>161291
they're just too specific to bullfighting tbh
>>161288
at least people will know to be patient with you
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:36:22 6ee8db (17) No. 161293 >>161296
>>161290
nigga i've been in deep with the mafia last couple days ya know?
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:37:36 17d226 (20) No. 161294
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:39:50 2bbf56 (24) No. 161295
>>161292
>implying THEY won't come off as autistic because they're distracted by my awe inspiring armour
I'll have to be patient with them as they quake in fear tbh
▶ somethingelse 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:43:31 2b9c15 (12) No. 161296 >>161297 >>161299
>>161293
>hants mafia
Wew, they're not to be messed with unless you want a purple nurple.
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:44:10 6ee8db (17) No. 161297
>>161296
> purple nurple.
lass, i got two
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:48:09 95a403 (33) No. 161298 >>161300
>>161285
But you see lad if I were to give into your peer pressure then I would be a pussy
The strongman is the man who stands by his convictions
>>161286
GOOD lad
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:48:43 95a403 (33) No. 161299
>>161296
Wait till you meet the Herts mafia we have actual Italians here tbh
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:48:56 6ee8db (17) No. 161300 >>161301
>>161298
nah lass ya pucci cuz you nmo do the bad stguff you see?
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:50:46 95a403 (33) No. 161301 >>161302
>tfw too intelligent for 8chan
Only the normies deserve my company
>>161300
Oh believe me lad I've done bad stuff
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:51:40 6ee8db (17) No. 161302 >>161303
▶ Anonymous 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:53:41 95a403 (33) No. 161303 >>161304
>>161302
define 'bad stuff' tbh
anyway read the last thread
▶ Britposter 09/23/17 (Sat) 23:56:39 6ee8db (17) No. 161304 >>161306 >>161307
>>161303
pretty self explanitory
cant be arsed
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:00:25 2cce59 (9) No. 161305
>>161201
lambs don't go to Auschwitz ;-;
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:01:12 95a403 (33) No. 161306 >>161309
>>161304
well I haven't done drugs tbh and I don't drink alcohol much but I have made mistakes as >>160891 will show
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:01:32 2bbf56 (24) No. 161307 >>161309 >>161312
>>161304
he cheated on current gf w/ an old squeeze
silly lad still hasn't figured out how to turn off his guilt and sympathy emotions smh
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:02:02 17d226 (20) No. 161308 >>161310
>tfw it's an ex messages me and wants my attention episode now they know I have my license
smh tbh
▶ Britposter 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:03:25 6ee8db (17) No. 161309 >>161310
going to bed night
>>161307
>>161306
BAD LASSS
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:04:34 2bbf56 (24) No. 161310 >>161320
>>161308
you gonna trade lifts for blowies?
>>161309
sleep tight my little cherub
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:04:56 2cce59 (9) No. 161311 >>161315
it's a cuddling on the sofa then getting tired then waiting for her to get dressed to cuddle in bed episode
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:06:21 95a403 (33) No. 161312 >>161313 >>161315
>yanks on /pol/ think Maoris in NZ are immigrants
no words
>>161307
actually I'm worried than I don't feel guilty enough tbh
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:07:46 17d226 (20) No. 161313 >>161318
>>161312
I think it's proven that the Maoris are polynesian settlers that arrived in NZ in the 1200s lad.
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:09:23 2cce59 (9) No. 161314 >>161318 >>161322
Don't cheat because it'll make your current relationship feel like nothing, stupid smh
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:09:21 2bbf56 (24) No. 161315 >>161316 >>161318
>>161311
you were naked on the sofa but not in the bed?
Happy to hear you've closed the distance between yourself and the gf
>>161312
Well I'll try not to rub off my anti social tendencies on you too hard but there isn't much lost is there? I mean you've been with this new bird for how long, like a week?
What's more important is that you know you did wrong anyway tbh
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:10:37 2cce59 (9) No. 161316 >>161317
>>161315
d-dressed for bed into pjs lad
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:13:15 2bbf56 (24) No. 161317
>>161316
ohhh like in a nightie? smh I forgot people wore stuff to bed
clothes are so restrictive I've no clue how people sleep in them outside of collapsing due to fatigue or sleep deprivation
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:13:28 95a403 (33) No. 161318 >>161319 >>161321
>>161313
We're all immigrants tbh
>>161314
tbh
>>161315
My problem is that I find myself liking my ex again but I know rationally that we don't really belong together
Anyway my love life has always been fucked up tbh I'll sort it somehow
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:13:57 17d226 (20) No. 161319
>>161318
herts btfo by /pol/ yanks
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:14:27 17d226 (20) No. 161320 >>161321
>>161310
nah lad I think I'm scared of sex
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:18:35 2bbf56 (24) No. 161321 >>161325 >>161326
>>161318
Well from my perspective that's not much of a problem, but for a lad like you I think it'd be better to strangle and ignore those feelings. Dysfunctional on&off relationships are fun in movies but rarely in real life.
Also I wonder what A lad of principles like yourself will do concerning the bird you BETRAYED. you gonna tell her?
>>161320
I wanted to laugh at that but honestly I'm more concerned. Why do you think that lad?
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:19:00 2bbf56 (24) No. 161322
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:22:55 2bbf56 (24) No. 161324
>>161323
A young mans virility is both a blessing and a curse
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:24:12 17d226 (20) No. 161325 >>161329
>>161321
It's the commitment, my whole life I've tried to keep as many doors open as possible, and to do that you sometimes need to leave your options alone until something else closes the other doors, and whenever I get close to any sort of physical intimacy with a lass I backtrack and avoid it. Commitment is something I've never been good at.
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:28:16 95a403 (33) No. 161326 >>161329 >>161330
>>161321
Well, you how how I am, I'm a romantic. But I have a healthy grounding in realism also. Things would be simpler if she were wife material tbh
>I wonder what A lad of principles like yourself will do concerning the bird you BETRAYED. you gonna tell her?
If I intend to be moral I'll have to.
Ah, that's enough of my drama for now, I'll be off. I hate blogposting tbh
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:28:33 e8a179 (40) No. 161327
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. FRESH SAMMY
HW_019 - Paywall Response Response
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:30:53 2bbf56 (24) No. 161329 >>161331
>>161325
I can empathise, have felt similarly myself in the past. But as men we have to learn commitment, it's super important. I don't wanna push you to degeneracy but I do hope your actively trying to remedy this
>>161326
but blindly falling back into your crush isn't conducive to a relationship you'd find genuinely loving no? Is she a /badgirl/?
Oh nvm kek, later
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:31:59 e8a179 (40) No. 161330 >>161331
>>161326
>Ah, that's enough of my drama for now, I'll be off. I hate blogposting tbh
maybe if you were more moral lad like me it would be better smh
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:35:39 95a403 (33) No. 161331 >>161332 >>161333
*doesn't go just yet*
normie friends are messaging me still including her
>>161329
>but blindly falling back into your crush isn't conducive to a relationship you'd find genuinely loving no?
You're absolutely right lad but to be very honest, if we're talking about actual love here that's a complex topic for me
>Is she a /badgirl/?
Yeah, pic related. She's a thin girl who likes smoking.
>>161330
We can only hope to match your morality levels tbh Hitch would be proud
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:39:16 e8a179 (40) No. 161332
>>161331
>We can only hope to match your morality levels tbh Hitch would be proud
I've done the hard part and become moral on my own, all you have to do is follow my example.
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:39:44 2bbf56 (24) No. 161333 >>161337
>>161331
kek, I understand your plight lad. You know what I'd do, I wonder what you'll end up doing
cya later when you eventually pull yourself away from your computer
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:42:24 e8a179 (40) No. 161334
*goes to war in apron and with BIG AXE*
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:45:18 e8a179 (40) No. 161335 >>161337
what was sammy thinking with the paywall thing?
DISAPPOINTEEEED
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:48:35 95a403 (33) No. 161337 >>161338
>>161333
Won't be long yet
We'll see what happens, I'm off to a foreign land soon anyway so it's not like I can take them with me so actually this could be a blessing in disguise
>>161335
What happened exactly?
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:50:41 e8a179 (40) No. 161338 >>161339
>>161337
>What happened exactly?
he wants people to pay to watch his hydewars videos, 5 dollars a month
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 00:58:08 95a403 (33) No. 161339
Right that's me off for real now
>>161338
Doesn't seem like a lot but when your competitors offer the same thing for free that's pretty dumb tbh
▶ 22st !!iBoyRe9MEU 09/24/17 (Sun) 01:18:56 e8a179 (40) No. 161340
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >watching Rome
>suddenly this battle
Oh God
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 02:12:54 3a2356 (2) No. 161342
>>160866
>>160867
today I'll go to sleep at 5pm and by monday I'll be back to normal, it's the pembs sleep fixin system
waking up at 3am kinda sucks tho
▶ Anonymous 09/24/17 (Sun) 02:26:16 3a2356 (2) No. 161343