b76b3a No.160496
First for white women are superior.
b76b3a No.160497
Second for jewperium tbh.
4a15fd No.160516
6e553d No.160518
shrop i (You)d you in the other thread im too wrecked to sort the digits out
6e553d No.160519
>>160518
>sages instead of spoilering
>again
*sacrifices self to old gods*
4a15fd No.160520
*crashes from the (80) high*
not used to such high posting tbh smh
4a15fd No.160521
>it's a road trip episode
6e553d No.160522
>>160520
heres your crown in case you get to (100)
4a15fd No.160523
>>160522
[translator's note, walda means king]
6e553d No.160524
>>160523
*deduces this in july*
b76b3a No.160525
Who /transitioning/ here?
4a15fd No.160526
>>160524
THE BRYTHWALDA WILL RISE AGAIN
8d3b8a No.160527
>>160516
Know why leg armour changed from skirt with short tassets and cuisses to armour with barely any or no skirt, long tassets and no cuisses, lad?
bc0a27 No.160528
Threads was posted too early
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>160518
>>160513
Thanks for the advice lad, I can definitely see this type of thing becoming my main income source if I don't end up going to uni. Good service sounds doable, I'm pretty good at keeping my autism at bay once I get in my daily social swing
8d3b8a No.160529
>>160527
Oops, meant to use this as an example as well
bc0a27 No.160530
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DREAM POP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
d3bb9d No.160531
>>160518
My mum said the windows look top notch just wish I had more consistent work but the lack of consistency is what makes it manageable smh I might end up working at the co op down the road.
bc0a27 No.160532
>>160521
Ahhhh I want a hippie van so much
when I earn my fortune I'm gonna buy a sikk RV and do it up with some nice colours and a shiny engine
b76b3a No.160534
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8d3b8a No.160535
>>160533
>20 minutes of nothing
4a15fd No.160536
>>160527
changing battlefield circumstances I imagine
don't know too much of the terminology tbh
I think the reiter armour of later periods, 1550s-1650s has the longer skirt because the riders wouldn't wear the leg pieces, for more mobility
>>160532
the druid caravan wirr grorr rarger
ccdd80 No.160537
>>160534
fucking hell lass
bc0a27 No.160538
b9e24e No.160539
>>160387
lad the methane is their cowfarts we can't exactly harvest it.
>>160534
why u do dis
8d3b8a No.160540
>>160534
shouldn't try cosplaying as a titmonster when you're flat smh
6e553d No.160541
>>160525
*earns above national average while simultaneously cussing xenos*
>>160528
its easy lad, ask what people want done and then get it done. any job specific questions then fire up the forbidden app, im up for a suffolk/sussex/wessex/surrey construction alliance. glazing, doors; windows conservatories, sheds, cabins, outbuildings, shower screens, balustrades; intruder resistant glass, etc, its not what you know its who you know *stops posting as is clearly too wrecked*
6e553d No.160542
>>160531
nice one lad, at least she knows youre not being a dafty. sorry i cant be more regular tbh. should have a few days before Christmas for you though, you having a car will help for sure.
9cf8c4 No.160544
textnow is great for free receive sms usa phone numbers lads. Just if anyone wants to sign up for anything.
4a15fd No.160545
has sam actually become a negajew
https://gumroad.com/l/HydeWars
bc0a27 No.160546
>>160539
Not us lad, I would assume plants or microbes use it for sustenance some how
>>160541
Thanks again lad, I'll make sure to bother you again if I get any additional concerns. It's very likely that uni place or not I'll be seeking work by the end of july next year.
>>160543
they're my dream ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bc0a27 No.160547
>>160545
not the first time and it won't be the last. I can't blame the lad, gotta make your money somehow. That being said I'll probably be pirating it, hopefully one day I'll be able to make a big donation before he runs out of gibs and roughs it for the rest of his days as a funny hobo
8d3b8a No.160550
>>160525
DON'T lop it off. If only we could lop the EU of though smh
b9e24e No.160551
>>160549
the great betrayal
4a15fd No.160553
>>160549
>implying brythonics don't feud with eachother for fun
ccdd80 No.160554
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
4a15fd No.160555
6e553d No.160556
b9e24e No.160557
>>160554
death is but a cardinal reality.
6e553d No.160558
9cf8c4 No.160559
feels so good holding poo in
6e553d No.160560
>>160557
*pushes you off ladder*
6e553d No.160561
bc0a27 No.160562
>>160555
nicely done amigo
9cf8c4 No.160563
>>160561
don't u agree? holding urine in feels bad mind.
b9e24e No.160564
>>160560
*embraces his fate*
jokes on u i am prepared to accept my fate
58ddaf No.160566
wanna facefuck scully tbqh
6e553d No.160567
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b76b3a No.160568
>>160539
It's one of the stranger things I found recently.
6e553d No.160569
>>160563
agreed.
>>160564
ahh touche.
b9e24e No.160570
b9e24e No.160571
>>160568
I'm pretty sure everything you find gets stranger and stranger
4a15fd No.160572
*spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)*
ccdd80 No.160573
>>160568
is the one on the right a lad?
b9e24e No.160574
6e553d No.160575
>>160570
dunno if the banks opem tomorrow sp just showing you it exists.
b76b3a No.160576
>>160573
Yeah, he's a boy idol.
b9e24e No.160578
>>160575
Am cool with waiting a bit got nothing to do except take my baby for a spin.
b76b3a No.160580
>find a good torrent of the aladdin tv series
>all the file names are english
>it's actually in russian
Why do they do this.
ccdd80 No.160581
>>160576
Why are there so many animes that have lads drawn as lasses? smh the nips are daft
b9e24e No.160582
>>160579
time to vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooom
b76b3a No.160583
>>160581
They usually look like boys to me.
8d3b8a No.160584
>>160553
*deploys heavy infantry*
b9e24e No.160585
>>160584
>literal jock strap
kek
b76b3a No.160586
>>160584
How many layers of betrayal can the briton build? Smh.
8d3b8a No.160587
>>160584
keek didn't notice the LITTLE bollock dagger until now
ccdd80 No.160588
>>160583
that drawing of Felix is female but it's still startling
8d3b8a No.160589
>>160588
>female(male)s can't have childre-
ccdd80 No.160590
>>160589
You've triggered me. I now remember the sissy'd Sonic images
4a15fd No.160592
>>160584
top keke lad
*stops feuding at the end of the day and retires to the bunking roundhouse*
>>160586
the feud is forever
8d3b8a No.160593
>>160590
sissy'd Sonic images?
8d3b8a No.160594
>>160592
aww that's beautiful
8d3b8a No.160596
>>160592
>the feud is forever
>tfw only reason it's over is because everyone fell asleep
8d3b8a No.160597
>>160595
What does male focus mean? And what's the significance of those tags?
b76b3a No.160598
>>160592
Are they stabbing each other to sleep under the blanket?
>>160597
On further investigation, male focus appears to be the codename for gay.
8d3b8a No.160600
>>160598
>Are they stabbing each other to sleep under the blanket?
WEW
Roman propaganda smh
>spoiler
wew
ccdd80 No.160601
WARNING.DO.NOT.OPEN.UNLESS.YOU.ARE.22ST
>>160591
It's startling because it's a lad that looks like a lass that's given birth to a wee lad with some other lad who I guess is the father standing there with a bottle of milk for the wee lad cause the lass that's actually a lad can't produce milk cause it's a lad.
>>160593
I find them often when I'm crusading against the gay on r9k
btw I only have this image cause 22st asked. By the time anyone reads this it's been deleted. smh
Actually I don't want to get banned tbh so I've posted this anime lass instead
4a15fd No.160602
night lads
the feud is over…
for now
or maybe not dad just came in and gave me half a beer wew
ccdd80 No.160603
>>160602
goodnight lad
*protects you*
b9e24e No.160604
>>160601
Do not open what?
b76b3a No.160605
>>160601
You'd think the hormones involved in buttpregnancy would enable the catboy to produce milk tbh.
>>160602
Night night.
>>160603
Stand over him and give the lad a fright.
8d3b8a No.160606
>>160601
>WARNING.DO.NOT.OPEN.UNLESS.YOU.ARE.22ST
w-what?
>>160602
BIG DADS
6e553d No.160607
ccdd80 No.160608
>>160604
>>160606
Sissy Sonic image.
I removed the image and replaced it with that anime lass, but I couldn't be bothered changing my post
>>160605
tbh anything is possible in anime land these days. I guess Felix producing milk is one of the more believable things in that pic
4a15fd No.160609
in ancient times, before albion was truly settled, the land was ruled by an old race of malformed and evil giants known as the Formorians.
Only by allying with the sidhe and the tuatha would the Britons conquer their land.
b76b3a No.160612
>>160608
Anime is a magical place tbh.
Please post the sanic btw.
8d3b8a No.160614
>>160609
smh manlet Britons can't compete
>>160608
Stop keeping us in suspense, lass
bc0a27 No.160615
>>160602
Good night lad, sleep well
>>160610
this ones good
4a15fd No.160616
alright finished a nice bit of cheddar ale, gorge best bitter
night lads
*sleeps with a dagger under the pillow in case of late night feuds*
ccdd80 No.160617
>>160612
>>160614
You asked for it.
By the time you've read this the image has been deleted from my computer.
6e553d No.160618
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>>160615
try this one on for size
8d3b8a No.160619
6e553d No.160620
8d3b8a No.160621
>>160617
>questions?
>concerns?
>those emails
keek
At least his hands aren't blue. Wonder what Sanic's canon penis colour is.
b9e24e No.160622
>>160617
you can copy and paste images on 8chan lad
8d3b8a No.160623
>having that on your computer at all
b76b3a No.160624
>>160617
That's surprisingly tame for sanic porn.
8d3b8a No.160625
>>160624
>Neo is a sanic porn connoisseur
ccdd80 No.160626
*posts an alpha male testosterone fueled image to counter the gayism*
much better
b76b3a No.160628
>>160625
Aren't we all lad?
shadow_urinal.jpg
cb8b90 No.160629
b9e24e No.160631
>>160630
I swear by allah I will slaughter you
8d3b8a No.160632
>>160627
the face of that little lad. Top fucking kek
>>160628
I suppose the horrors have been posted all over smh
>Sonic_and_Shadow_toilet.jpg
>>160629
porn with sonic characters in it
>>160630
that the nonce comic?
b76b3a No.160633
>>160630
noooooooooooooooo
b76b3a No.160634
bc0a27 No.160635
>>160617
KEK
>>160618
Ahhhhhh this is good too. These heavy techno choons are top stuff
>>160630
I don't know this one
ccdd80 No.160636
>>160635
>I don't know this one
It's for the best
b32525 No.160637
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fresh never before seen world peace wooo
b9e24e No.160638
>>160637
where have you been
b32525 No.160640
>>160638
nowhere and everywhere
>>160639
hey there lad
b76b3a No.160641
>>160637
How does he manage to be so pertinent.
cb8b90 No.160642
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>>160630
>>160632
oh sonic right okay
>>160635
GOOD lad
8d3b8a No.160643
b76b3a No.160645
Beddy byes now, hopefully I'll be well again soon.
b9e24e No.160646
ccdd80 No.160647
>>160645
night lass
*Silently protects you*
ccdd80 No.160650
Pembs who is this bitch you posted?
She's cute
b9e24e No.160651
>>160650
That's sucy from LWA she's popular with trannies..
b32525 No.160653
>>160643
I'm alright but sleep is messed up. you?
>>160645
goodnight, get well
>>160650
that's sucy lad. she likes mushrooms
>>160651
how would you even know that
b32525 No.160654
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INFOWARS Live Stream - President Trump Issues NEW Sanctions On North Korea
what can new sanctions even do they've been sanctioned so much already lmao
8d3b8a No.160655
>>160651
Why and how do you know that?
>it's an Anprim knows trannies and traps episode
>>160653
I'm alright. been feeling very tired and unmotivated lately though, might just be because I'm trying to get my sleep pattern in order. Failed again today
>woke up 8 but fell asleep until 11
ahhh JUST GET OUT OF BED
b9e24e No.160656
>>160653
I know a lot of things lad and some anime characters like Astolfo and Lain resonate with these people
>>160655
As I've said before they're fucking everywhere and my mind seems bretty good at pattern recognition.
ccdd80 No.160657
I'm off, it's late. Sleep tight everyone and I hope you all have a good day tomorrow.
*Wanders off into the night*
>>160653
>>160651
Thanks lads
>>160651
double thanks lad
b9e24e No.160658
>>160657
goodnight lad, may no banshee's plague your sleep or whatever bother's scotsmen in the night other than Sean Connery
1411a5 No.160659
8d3b8a No.160660
>>160657
night lass
>>160656
>it's a defamer makes baseless claims episode
You can't be trusted, lad
b32525 No.160661
>>160655
same ah it sucks. 11 isn't the worst haha it's technically morning. going to try and be normal by monday tbh
>>160656
maybe they're popular characters in general, lots of people like lain
>>160657
goodnight.
8d3b8a No.160662
>>160661
>same ah it sucks. 11 isn't the worst haha it's technically morning. going to try and be normal by monday tbh
goodlass. Will take more than a few days tbh.
Haven't been in the mood to play or do anything lately, sorry. smh
b32525 No.160663
>>160662
ahh don't worry lad I've been the same it must be the end of summer doing this
8d3b8a No.160664
>>160663
yeahhh I think we all feel a bit weird. Neo is proper sick but it's not that bad for me tbh. When do you go to bed?
8d3b8a No.160665
tbh I hate trying to sleep after a schedule at leas twhen I have nothing to do, I go from doing what I want to forcing myself to go to bed at a set time and wake up at a set time smh
b32525 No.160666
>>160664
smh the poor lass. I went to sleep at some silly time in the morning after failing to stay up lmao
>>160665
why is sleeping normally so hardddddd
5bad8c No.160667
>tried to shoot Garry Glitter for noncing about
Is Gene Vincent /arelad/?
8d3b8a No.160668
>>160666
>I went to sleep at some silly time in the morning after failing to stay up lmao
smh. sweet devilish trips, lass, but I think they'll make you fail again.
>>160667
based lad. Instead of outrage of noncery we now have understanding
b9e24e No.160669
b32525 No.160670
>>160667
>in 1968
damn he could have prevented a lot if it worked
>also he died at 36
fate is cruel
>>160668
reee I have to do it this time, damn you trips
b32525 No.160671
>Trump calls Kim "rocket man"
>Kim calls Trump "dotard" in response
>tfw geopolitics is name calling now
b9e24e No.160672
>>160671
>pop culture big bang theory nerd
>versus refined elegant gentleman
8d3b8a No.160673
>>160671
Deranged Drumpf smh. We can't trust him with nuclear codes. Kim should preemptively nuke America tbh
8d3b8a No.160674
>when you get stuck on pinterest forever
smh
b32525 No.160675
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Krazy Kim ROASTS Teflon Don (SAVAGE) worldstarhiphop.com
>>160672
what did he mean by this?
>>160673
he has to be tamed by fire
>>160674
what do you do like look at pictures?
cb8b90 No.160677
b9e24e No.160678
>>160675
the chad belittlement vs the virgin name-calling
8d3b8a No.160679
>>160675
>what do you do like look at pictures?
Yeah, armour. I find one cool one and then scroll down for more smhhh
>>160676
How do I learn that slow motion trick?
b32525 No.160680
b32525 No.160681
>>160679
oh okay you must really like that stuff :^)
if you follow Juche you can do anything lad
b9e24e No.160682
>>160681
>if you follow Juche you can do anything lad
trvth
8d3b8a No.160684
>>160683
redpill rick version of this yet?
b32525 No.160685
>>160684
haven't seen one lad could be OC
b9e24e No.160686
>Tfw getting ready to sleep
>tfw suddenly remember the alien big cats of uk
>tfw get that tense fight or flight feeling
Reeee I just wanna go to sleep pls
8d3b8a No.160687
>>160686
You're not sleeping outside, are you?
b32525 No.160688
Top kek this South Park episode
b32525 No.160690
>the Tweek and Craig ship
8d3b8a No.160691
It's a new season? Haven't been following tbh
b32525 No.160692
>>160691
yea that was the second ep, first one wasn't that great but this one was nice
8d3b8a No.160693
>>160692
keek is that a ship from this episode?
58ddaf No.160695
woke up in the night with a massive erection and could not stop thinking about porn
i always give in and fap to the dirtiest shit i can find on these occasions
except for last night when i resisted for the first time this kind of urge
58ddaf No.160696
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Samuel J. Hydenstein goes full Jew and demands people start paying him monthly for vlogs.
4a15fd No.160698
*gets up and punches a wall*
another day of NEETprisonment
58ddaf No.160701
WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME FIVE DOLLARS YOU FUCKING LEECH?
7072d2 No.160702
>>160698
Have you grown too thicc for thar tiny door, lad?
4e7efa No.160705
>>160671
>dotard
I thought the gooks were more into Starcraft tbh
4a15fd No.160707
>>160702
bumped my head a few times on that and the stairwell
also every ceiling downstairs is so low I can't even heil at an acute angle without punching the roof
smh
>being a glorious neanderthal in a homo sapiens' world
58ddaf No.160710
havent eaten sweeties in ages
dont rem ember last time
maybe a couple weeks? idk i have no cravings at all anymore for chocolate or crisps or any of that shit
58ddaf No.160712
>>160711
10/10 would cover in cum
b76b3a No.160713
>>160692
D-does South Park have cuteboys now?
>>160711
That yellow piece of meat needs spaying tbh. You should follow imperium's enlightenment and choose a nice Jewish lass instead.
4a15fd No.160714
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FRESH AUSTRALIAN PORRIDGE AFICIONADO
02b488 No.160717
Morning lads
>>160715
Fucking hell, perverts man, you've got to laugh
b32525 No.160718
>>160693
>>160713
ya, there was an episode as well a while back about yaoi being drawn about them, they got mad because it made everyone think that they were homos so they fake broke-up but then got back together when they found out their feelings were real I hope there will be more episodes with them but I doubt there'll be many smh
b76b3a No.160720
>>160718
A couple of years ago I would have been horrified but now it sounds cute as fuck aaahhhh.
6174d1 No.160721
4e7efa No.160722
>>160713
>follow imperium's enlightenment and choose a nice Jewish lass instead
wew really? I don't come on often enough Jerusalem tbh
6174d1 No.160723
>>160722
It was an accident I swear
02b488 No.160724
>>160722
>Bringing more heebs into the world
AHHHHH LAD NO IT'S NOT WORTH IT
b76b3a No.160725
>>160721
Good morning lad.
>>160722
It's adorable how it happened, please be supportive of him in this difficult time.
>>160723
You mean a twist of fate.
b9e24e No.160726
6174d1 No.160727
>>160725
>It's adorable how it happened, please be supportive of him in this difficult time.
Stop it
02b488 No.160728
>>160725
>>160727
>Imperium now likes jews
Oh dear, when did this happen
6174d1 No.160729
>>160728
I've just fallen into having a date with a jewess today
b76b3a No.160730
>>160727
Okay I'll leave you be, just promise you'll embrace your happiness with her.
4a15fd No.160731
found some rubber scarf exercise things, anyone know what you're supposed to do with them?
just been wrapping them around my hands and doing various different pulls atm smh
58ddaf No.160732
>>160722
absolutely would a jewess tbh
6174d1 No.160733
>>160730
I don't understand why you're so smug about this
b9e24e No.160734
>>160731
Resistance training, look it up lad
58ddaf No.160735
did a walk
two sexy girls walked past me and i had a bit of eye contact with the sexiest one who was a blonde but not in a bad way
then she ripped her clothes off right there and started sucking me off in the street i was like wtf tyhen the other one joined in and took turns and they rubbed their massive tits on my willy too and then i came all over them and they gave me their numbers and adresses and said i could come over literally any time 24/7 and they will always be there just waiting for me as their only concern in life is having sex with me when i want
no bullshit
4e7efa No.160736
>>160719
>reddit
Fancy that
>>160724
There is only one way to achieve a world free from antisemitism. Every Jewish woman must breed with goyim until all humanity is part of G-d's chosen people.
b76b3a No.160737
>>160733
I'm not smug at all, I'm just happy for you lad. You might be a daddy soon, it's romantic.
4e7efa No.160738
>>160723
Just like your appreciation of Diana?
4a15fd No.160739
>>160734
oh cool, it's sort of like weights
something to do while on the computer
6174d1 No.160740
>>160738
That just outright never happened.
>>160737
>You might be a daddy soon, it's romantic.
How quickly do you think I move?
4e7efa No.160741
>>160737
>Imperiumlad may soon be daddy to a troupe of little yidlets
CUTE
b32525 No.160742
>>160720
Ikr it's kinda great
>>160729
do you hereby renounce the imperium lad?
>>160736
lmao
yeh reddit is trash
02b488 No.160743
>>160732
Lad considering the position you're in you'd probably be up for anything
6174d1 No.160744
>>160741
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>160742
no
b76b3a No.160745
>>160738
The Diana thing is a lie tbh, imperium has a much better taste in women now.
>>160740
It's more about how quickly she moves tbh. Be a good lad to her.
>>160742
/newbrit/ will finally have it's first godchild.
02b488 No.160746
>>160737
>>160740
>>160741
>>160744
>Imperium having yidlets
I'll get the gas
58ddaf No.160748
>>160743
i dont think so tbh i have always had high standards and turned down every girl who ever approached me irl when i was at school and i had several of them do so
i have no problem with jews except for the ones who are hypocritical about immigration
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
b76b3a No.160749
>>160746
No lad, he's making more white britons and preventing actual jews from being produced.
6174d1 No.160751
>>160745
>It's more about how quickly she moves tbh.
I don't think anyone wants to go that quickly.
>Be a good lad to her.
So far she's really nice so I've no reason not to be.
>>160746
It's an accident aaaaaah
58ddaf No.160752
Sammy really pissed everyone off with this paywall tbh.
4e7efa No.160753
>>160748
>there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
Good lad
>>160751
>I don't think anyone wants to go that quickly.
Maybe not amongst the goyim, but there's a reason the Jews aren't going extinct. Good luck.
b32525 No.160754
>>160745
the wedding will be amazing
>>160750
>>160752
I thought that whole thing was kind of ironic since he said he'd be doing "hydewars_free" or whatever
6174d1 No.160755
>>160754
>the wedding will be amazing
aaaaaaaaaaah
b76b3a No.160756
>>160751
A lot of young women want to escape the higher education and career meme that their parents force them into so they'll take the first good guy they can get. And before you say it, it's not slaggism. It's a cry for help in a world that expects women to work and burn out like men.
Whatever you do, don't ever imply that you're not ready for or interested in having kids. Make sure she knows you're open to it if she ever brings that up.
>>160753
Imperium's kids won't be jewish though.
58ddaf No.160757
how did you meet a jewess?
4e7efa No.160758
>>160756
>Imperium's kids won't be jewish though.
Having a Jewish mummy doesn't make them Jewish?
58ddaf No.160759
dont jews have more tight knit families and a stronger in-group preference?
i hope i can get a jewish girl one day
6174d1 No.160760
>>160757
She walked into the bar I was in on her own and looked lonely, but she also kept looking at me, so I walked over and said hi and ended up talking to her for about 2 hours.
>>160756
>they'll take the first good guy they can get
this doesn't really sound like slaggism
58ddaf No.160761
>>160760
why would a woman go to a bar on her own?
6174d1 No.160762
>>160761
She was looking for a quiz that was eventually postponed.
58ddaf No.160763
>>160762
she went on her own for a quiz the bar was doing? lol what a nerd
still, its good to find out she did not go to the bar to imbibe wicked poisons
it is up to you as a man to keep her moral and away from such things as alcohol lest she fall under the spell of a corrupting influence
4e7efa No.160764
>>160760
>he unironically chatted up a Jewess
6174d1 No.160765
6174d1 No.160766
>>160764
It was an accident, she looked lonely
4e7efa No.160767
>>160765
Hwyl fawr lad, don't get her pregnant just yet.
b32525 No.160768
b76b3a No.160769
>>160760
You did good lad, we're all proud of you.
bc0a27 No.160770
>>160731
>>160739
make sure that w/e your doing with them they're properly fixed in place and aren't likely to fly back and smack you in your body parts
b9e24e No.160771
>all these Hebraic thoughts
I will wage jihad upon this board.
bc0a27 No.160772
4e7efa No.160773
>>160771
Submit to YHWH, goy.
4a15fd No.160774
>>160770
in the sole of the foot, just "lifting" with them tbh
bc0a27 No.160775
>>160748
>high standards
kek I've heard that before. Fact of the matter is you never did anything with it and as a result have very little experience with women
>I had several of them
yeah back in school, when you were at your peak. Past 'success' doesn't make of for present failures.
4e7efa No.160776
bc0a27 No.160778
>>160774
but that only really covers a few muscle groups. You'd need to place them in some body positions if you wanted to go full body
bc0a27 No.160779
>>160778
dodgy* not body tbh
4e7efa No.160781
>>160780
Luck of the Jews tbh
4a15fd No.160782
>>160779
could probably do it in reverse using the legs to push
dunno, working out stuff to add to my routine atm
cycling and 5bx bodyweight plus these stretchy things
b9e24e No.160783
>>160773
ONE STRUGGLE NEWBRIT - PALESTINE
THE INTIFADA AGAINST KHAZAR MILKERS STARTS NOW
b9e24e No.160784
>>160778
I used to place them around my ankles to make my footwork faster for fencing, 1000s of steps in random patterns and lunges with the elastic made my footwork bretty nimble.
4a15fd No.160785
>dad brought a new squeeze with massive knockers into the house and says he's going off on holiday with her
good for him I'll just stay here spending all my money on expensive groceries until I can leave
>>160784
I only have the bands rather than the loops where you can do that smh
9cf8c4 No.160786
bc0a27 No.160787
>>160782
Use the bands to give extra work to the muscle groups you want to get bigger than the rest. Personally I'd recommend you add focus to your shoulders, arms and lats for that v.
I forgot you were doing bodyweight. Good to hear that you're keeping to it lad. Making much progress?
>>160784
That sounds like a really neat idea tbf. I wonder if you can apply it to boxing footwork, probably right? Are you a talented fencer lad?
>>160786
Oxford Masters in Higher math tbh
4a15fd No.160788
>>160787
not too bad, still can't properly do some things like the planking one where you raise everything off of your stomach, thighs too big and muscles too weak or smth smh
it'll come with time, probably going to change it up a bit and add some running to the routine if I can find a nice countryside route
cda618 No.160789
I did higher Maths at A level, then I quit because I'm lazy and not a natural talent. More into humanities here.
bc0a27 No.160790
>>160788
yeah the abs will definitely come in time. Little trick I learned from yoga - when you can't plank any more, don't collapse but instead transition into a dog plank.
8d3b8a No.160791
>>160788
get a foam roll tbh
bc0a27 No.160792
8d3b8a No.160793
>>160792
I don't know if it does anything but it feels good tbh. I used to reward myself with rolling after stretching
b76b3a No.160794
>>160791
What the hell is this.
8d3b8a No.160795
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>160794
Foam roll. You can do it for the entire body but fuck that. I just did it for my entire back and pecs
4a15fd No.160796
>>160791
I have a rug and a plastic sheet over it
bc0a27 No.160797
>>160793
Pretty handy stretching aid tbh. I would've used but never had the time
b76b3a No.160798
>>160795
That looks really comfy and oddly sexual.
8d3b8a No.160800
>>160798
It's a massage so I guess it is kind of sexual. Felt really good tbh. I just couldn't be bothered with doing it for the entire body. Lifting and stretching already took long enough.
58ddaf No.160801
>>160800
it only feels good after
hurts a bit while doing it
1411a5 No.160802
>mum comes into my room to say she's going out for coffee
>mention she looks nice but a little over dressed
>"I wear this because its all that fits me, Ron!!"
smh periods are why women need to be shot tbh
ccdd80 No.160803
>See the cute chinky lasses
>Want to join the Imperium
>Remember the animal torture chinks do like cutie crushing etc
>Suddenly see all chinky lasses as soulless husks
>Finally free
afternoon lads
58ddaf No.160804
>See the cute white lasses
>Want to join Western Civilisation
>Remember the child abuse honkeys do like transgenderism for toddlers etc
>Suddenly see all white bitches as worthless sinners doomed to spend eternity in hell for faggotry
>Finally free
Allahu ackbar lads
bc0a27 No.160805
>>160802
Tbh I think Ron's a good name. I'm happy you're owning it because I was holding off but I no longer need to
b32525 No.160806
>>160803
well done lad you've woken up
58ddaf No.160807
1411a5 No.160808
>>160803
afternoon, good to hear it
58ddaf No.160809
before i die i must breed with this girl tbh
b76b3a No.160810
>>160803
Good lad, you're all escaping the yellow peril one by one.
02b488 No.160811
>>160756
>Whatever you do, don't ever imply that you're not ready for or interested in having kids. Make sure she knows you're open to it if she ever brings that up.
Damn
8d3b8a No.160812
*uses the foam roller the way are ancestors intended*
>>160801
some of it hurts more than others. Back isn't so bad
58ddaf No.160814
>>160812
i too like to put the foam roller on my arm and pretend i am megaman
58ddaf No.160816
She said she had a THICC booty and she wasn't lying tbh it's quite nice.
b9e24e No.160817
>>160787
I'm alright and i'm pretty sure you can apply it to boxing training, I think you can also apply to your shoulders and wrists to make you punch faster and harder but i'm not sure.
8d3b8a No.160818
>>160815
God what the FUCK is wrong with her face?
b9e24e No.160819
>>160816
Smh she looks wide and flat tbh
8d3b8a No.160820
>>160816
How much do I have to pay for her to do what I want?
58ddaf No.160821
>>160820
she doesnt do that anymore shes a good girl leave her alone
>>160819
shes beautiful and slender you sound like you want a african woman
b9e24e No.160822
>>160820
When's her next livestream I think captain big wang needs to charm her some more
b9e24e No.160823
>>160821
Africans like them wide and round, I prefer them a bit thin tbh
ccdd80 No.160824
>>160818
what IS wrong with her face?
Why do people hate her face? I'm not bullying I'm just worried because I don't see anything wrong with her face while plenty of others do.
Her hair is lame as fuck though, like something outta star trek
8d3b8a No.160825
>>160821
>she doesnt do that anymore shes a good girl leave her alone
I've got a lot of disposable NEET income. I want to make her do something really humiliating
ccdd80 No.160826
>>160821
lad a lot of us were there when she offered to show her feet for 100 dollars
58ddaf No.160827
>>160825
are you admitting that you have a interracial fetish?
8d3b8a No.160828
>>160824
>what IS wrong with her face?
She is caked in makeup, but what are these darker spots(you see it more clearly in the video)?
8d3b8a No.160829
>>160827
Don't know how you went from humiliation to that, lad. Projecting a bit I think
58ddaf No.160830
>>160826
dodger shows her feet all the time and no one calls her a whore for it
its innocent she knows it probably wont happen and if it does oh well she just takes a pic of her feet for that one loser free money fuck it it isnt that bad
>>160829
so then youre saying you want her to eat her own shit and that you have a scat fetish?
58ddaf No.160831
>>160828
bottom two are bags
8d3b8a No.160832
>>160830
>so then youre saying you want her to eat her own shit and that you have a scat fetish?
>making her do something humilating means I have that fetish
smh. The only logical fetish so far is a devilish humiliation fetish
ccdd80 No.160833
>>160828
haha fuck I thought you were talking about TheWhiteRose. smh I need to get my eyes sorted
This other chick looks like a pig human hybrid though. I'm glad I can see her face is all fucked up
8d3b8a No.160834
>>160815
>constantly bashed about the west
wew
b9e24e No.160835
Motorway driving today girlies, big man anprim is hitting the roads, time for some Wangan me thinks
58ddaf No.160836
>>160832
i remember a xev bellringer video someone paid her to do where she is your mummy and brings home some chicken tendies and talks about good boy points
here http://www.funnyjunk.com/Chicken+tendies/movies/5921809/
maybe somethign like this if youre serious and shell do it
8d3b8a No.160838
>>160836
that one is great, keek. I want her to be my mummyyyy
ccdd80 No.160839
>>160830
I don't think Dodger asks for money and it is whorish, but her fans don't call her out for it because they've been most likely watching her for years
> she knows it probably wont happen
idk lad she's spoken about all the fucked up shit men did for her when she was camming. Plus the dude asking for feet pics has been begging her for them for months, I think he will pay the 100 dollars.
I think she's slipping back into her old ways m8
58ddaf No.160840
>its a 'mummy is going somewhere but first she has to stomp around the house autistically checking and rechecking things and tidying pointless things like making sure this ornament is exactly at the right angle and this cloth is folded exactly right and she does it all in the noisiest way possible' episode
58ddaf No.160841
stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp slam crash bang stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp
58ddaf No.160842
>>160838
itd be weird tbh
going by her videos youd get a lot of blowjobs but shed also blow your friends and cuckold you often and she has at least one video which i never watched by judging from the title i always assumed to be a farting video and sometimes youd swap bodies and have to blow yourself in her body
i wouldnt tbh
i only fapped to her vanilla stuff i swear
8d3b8a No.160844
>>160843
>tfw no bison cavalry
58ddaf No.160845
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME FIVE DOLLARS YOU FUCK
58ddaf No.160846
ccdd80 No.160848
>>160846
Just when you thought they couldn't get more soulless.
4a15fd No.160849
time to go on a little cycle lads
*falls into every hedge in a 3 mile radius*
b9e24e No.160852
cda618 No.160853
A pinay just told me deadpan serious that she likes to relax to englebert humpadick
4a15fd No.160854
>>160851
>>160852
my allen keys won't work on the seat so I'm having to google how to lower it smh
it's like a space bike, I got it off of some cycling nut and it has a bunch of dials and shit on it
4a15fd No.160855
fucksake I think it needs a spanner and the only size I have that fits is on a tiny piece of stamped metal insufficient to actually move the bolt
guess I'm not cycling today then smh
ccdd80 No.160856
This is art
>>160855
Just go for a jog?
4a15fd No.160857
>>160856
not after fucking my knee up on the test drive
smh smh
d44ccf No.160858
>>160856
Went jogging today, finished my whole route without stopping, usually have to stop once or twice for a rest. Running messes up my feet and knees so bad though, smh. Always getting aches and pains, gets better as time goes on though.
4a15fd No.160859
>>160858
it's better to run etc on soil rather than pavement
d44ccf No.160860
>>160859
A lot of my route is on soil, most is on pavement though. Ya it is bad, but what did our ancestors do? They probably had it far worse.
4a15fd No.160861
>>160860
better really
their shoes were sole-less or not present, so feet would toughen faster and at an early age, and paving was non-existent apart from cobble on major trade routes
d44ccf No.160862
>>160861
Interesting lad. And yeah my feet have gotten a lot more calloused and thick after jogging for a few weeks.
ccdd80 No.160863
>>160858
>>160859
>>160860
>>160861
>>160862
I'm gonna stay up all night and go jogging at 4am.
I haven't went for a jog in weeks. Thanks for the inspiration.
bc0a27 No.160865
>>160863
Indeed there's nothing like sleep deprecation and fatigue to get you in the mood for a run. why don't you sleep until 4?
8d3b8a No.160866
>>160864
stay up lass you can do it just a couple of hours more ahhhhhh
b76b3a No.160867
>>160864
Aaahhh you can't be going to bed at this hour.
8d3b8a No.160868
02b488 No.160869
>>160858
Good lad, started winding down on the cardio myself and focusing on the lifts. Autumn and winter is bulking season for me tbh
ccdd80 No.160870
>>160865
My sleeping pattern is fucked. I didn't fall asleep until about 3am last night, so I might as well push it another hour and go for a jog.
cda618 No.160871
I can't message anyone on the dating site without being bannned REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
And no one will add me on the messengers i listed because they think I want to wank…
8d3b8a No.160872
SOMEBODY MUST BE PAID TO IMPREGNATE HER
02b488 No.160873
>>160872
Why not do it yourself lad?
8d3b8a No.160874
>>160871
smh the AI must know you have a little white dick
>>160873
Pay up and I'll do it, lad
ccdd80 No.160875
>>160872
>Not wanting to impregnate this willingly
smh
b76b3a No.160876
>>160872
You could probably pay her to let you do it, she's desperate for the money.
8d3b8a No.160878
>>160875
Keek, I'd just fill her with a syringe like they do with cows smh
>>160876
smh I would the one lowering myself, why would I pay?
b76b3a No.160879
>>160878
I guess you wouldn't even need your own seed at that point.
ccdd80 No.160880
>>160878
>Keek, I'd just fill her with a syringe like they do with cows smh
The way we're headed I wouldn't be surprised if that's how all children are conceived in the future. Sex will probably be labeled a tool of the patriarchy because it subdues women
They're gonna ban sex and men will be placed into "milk" farms
bad times ahead smh
8d3b8a No.160881
>>160879
Mystery seed?
>>160880
keek. Is that your fetish, lass?
b76b3a No.160882
>>160880
Interesting idea lad.
>>160881
Yeah, any seed you want.
8d3b8a No.160883
>>160882
>Yeah, any seed you want.
That sounds kind of ominous
cda618 No.160884
Women are so mistrustful, haven't been added once on my messengers wtf..
02b488 No.160885
b76b3a No.160886
>>160883
It's only ominous if you make a bad choice lad…
8d3b8a No.160887
>>160886
Anprim I guess, he's probably closest to her genetically
b76b3a No.160888
b76b3a No.160889
>>160887
That's true, and the world needs more South Africans with good arses.
5c60b2 No.160891
Lads, I had a terrible dream.
I dreamt that I went out with loads of mates from school at the pub last night and I got slightly tipsy. I dreamt that my ex-crush was there, and I dreamt that I made a horrible mistake with her.
Now, you're going to wake me up, aren't you?
8d3b8a No.160893
>>160889
>tfw his arse is better than her arse
8d3b8a No.160894
>>160892
Why do you feel bad, lad?
>>160891
what mistake did you make lad? Murder her and left clues?
b76b3a No.160896
>>160891
*wakes you up*
>>160892
>taunting a poor barren lass with motherhood
You're evil lad.
58ddaf No.160897
>>160892
>Suicide attempts
>In large part because she will never have children
>Now you are adding to it with this
5c60b2 No.160898
>>160894
That would be preferable
>>160896
(can't wake up)
ccdd80 No.160900
>>160894
I feel bad cause she doesn't have kids amh
>>160896
>>160897
Wait she's actually barren??????
8d3b8a No.160901
Did Pembs go to bed? smh
>>160898
What did you do, lad…?
b76b3a No.160902
>>160900
I'm so sorry lad, the years haven't been kind to her.
8d3b8a No.160903
>>160900
They are defamers, lad. and iktf
5c60b2 No.160904
>she's texted me
I should go sort this out
>>160901
Something I shouldn't have done
ccdd80 No.160905
>>160902
She's only like 26 she's got plenty of time smh. quit being a defamer
>>160903
thanks lad, they had me for a moment there. I felt bad
cda618 No.160906
tfw compiling a list of female serial online daters
58ddaf No.160908
>>160906
>female serial online daters
a what?
8d3b8a No.160911
>>160904
Tell us what it is
>>160905
She must be 30 by now…
>>160907
HOMOS
>>160909
We better stay with these people…
b76b3a No.160912
Also fresh Ginnie.
Colin Firth Granted Italian Citizenship After Brexit Left Him ‘Horrified’
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/09/23/colin-firth-italian-horrified-brexit/
ccdd80 No.160913
>>160912
A good day today. Thank you lass
8d3b8a No.160915
>>160912
Seems like everyone is a part of the rootless international clique now
d44ccf No.160916
>>160912
>“I don’t feel planted here,” Firth told Hollywood Reporter magazine in 2010, adding that he does not believe the English gentleman stereotype “exists except in the roles I play”.
THE ENGLISH GENTLEMAN STEREOTYPE WAS DESTROYED BY THE RETARDED LEFTIST POLICIES YOU SUPPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
8d3b8a No.160917
>>160914
What does she get out of it? How did people find her?
58ddaf No.160918
I guess I could watch /ourqueen/
But I would rather watch Scullys show right now tbh
I am sorry my Queen but Scully is just better
8d3b8a No.160919
>>160918
Just pay her to dress up like Scully. She could probably do porn where she's Scully and Waifuposter is the dildo or something smh
58ddaf No.160920
>>160919
i cant see her as scully
ccdd80 No.160921
>>160917
>What does she get out of it?
She said in one of her videos she was lonely
>How did people find her?
From Youtube and Twitter I'd imagine. She probably has a few ex cam fans watching her too
ccdd80 No.160922
>>160912
>enthusiastic Europeans
Seriously what does that even mean? Is it European Union or just European?
cda618 No.160923
ccdd80 No.160925
>>160924
A frightening future we were fortunate enough to avoid. They can have their EU.
We shouldn't accept them back either when everything comes crashing down.
ccdd80 No.160926
*Buys bread in preparation for the coming happening*
b76b3a No.160927
>>160926
Aaaahhhh I love French bread, I knew I shouldn't have voted for Brexit.
ccdd80 No.160929
The tattoo on her, is that Yiddish?
I might have to go to the Jewperium if so
bc0a27 No.160930
b76b3a No.160931
>>160929
No it's just a date.
ccdd80 No.160932
>>160931
She's in the trash anyway. I found out it was a porn star and her pinned Tweet is her getting pissed on.
No clue if she's Jewish though, but she kinda looks it
ccdd80 No.160933
>TheWhiteRose is so broke she's begging for food to be sent to her
b9e24e No.160935
b76b3a No.160936
>>160933
I'm glad I'm not a starving altright camwhore tbh.
>>160934
WEW you should send that to her. She seems like the type who loves being degraded.
ccdd80 No.160937
>>160934
you funny prick those eyes made me burst out laughing
8d3b8a No.160938
>>160936
>WEW you should send that to her. She seems like the type who loves being degraded.
Degraded? Who wouldn't want to get impregnates by Waifuposter?
b76b3a No.160939
>>160938
O-oh I thought that was you lad.
8d3b8a No.160940
>>160939
I don't have gyno, lass…
8d3b8a No.160941
also I wouldn't draw myself fucking someone. That'd be weird
b9e24e No.160942
>>160914
time for the captain to get to work
8d3b8a No.160943
>>160942
cuck the other lads
8d3b8a No.160944
>they keep donating but you're the one getting all the attention
The virgin paypig vs the Chad alpha
8d3b8a No.160945
look at the way she's biting her lips the moment you got in lad
b76b3a No.160946
>>160940
Oh that's lucky, I assumed you did.
>>160941
I think that's normal for most artists tbh.
b9e24e No.160947
8d3b8a No.160948
>>160946
>Oh that's lucky, I assumed you did.
..
>I think that's normal for most artists tbh.
I don't think I've ever done it. I don't know if it's normal tbh. Fucking normies roo
d44ccf No.160949
whys this woman on a webcam
what is this
8d3b8a No.160950
why is lonelyman_69's name in colour?
b9e24e No.160951
8d3b8a No.160952
>>160949
She's a based alt-right anti-porn traditionalist youtuber who did porn
8d3b8a No.160953
>>160951
Keek, paaaathetic. His name being coloured probably makes it easier for her to just not read his comments
b76b3a No.160954
>tfw you will never have a 100% meat diet
It would have to be from a local butcher though, no processed bullshit from the supermarkets.
>>160948
Maybe you should try it, I've heard it's very cathartic.
d44ccf No.160957
>the white rose
>>160955
she's a thot appropriating my culture reee
7d9bf4 No.160958
ccdd80 No.160959
7d9bf4 No.160961
bc0a27 No.160962
b76b3a No.160963
>>160961
So what does Mrs Imperiumposter look like? If you don't mind me asking.
7d9bf4 No.160965
>>160962
Alright. We went to a market and caught lunch together in a cafe, we then went back to hers for some tea.
>>160963
What do you mean
b76b3a No.160966
>>160965
I've been imagining a sultry brunette and I want to know if I'm completely wrong.
7d9bf4 No.160967
>>160966
let's go with that
bc0a27 No.160968
>>160965
and then you pumped her full of seminal fluids?
7d9bf4 No.160969
>>160968
It never went that far
b9e24e No.160970
>>160953
>that sly smile when she reads my comments
bc0a27 No.160971
>>160969
did you gib her a kiss
b76b3a No.160972
7d9bf4 No.160973
>>160972
I mean, there was a jewess that you posted earlier (probably the last thread) that was similar looking.
>>160971
I went for the hug when I left hers, which I immediately realised was a mistake as soon as I left. We'd been talking to each other for about four hours and were both slightly delirious.
b76b3a No.160974
>>160973
Aaaaaaaahhhh I wish you could tell me which one.
bc0a27 No.160975
>>160973
A mistake because you didn't go far enough or because you went too far? Either way I like the sound of what you're putting out lad
7d9bf4 No.160976
>>160975
Didn't go far enough
>>160974
She has freckles
b76b3a No.160977
>>160976
Ah okay, that's really cute.
02b488 No.160978
>>160973
Don't worry lad, there's always next time
I've still got the gas waiting
bc0a27 No.160979
>>160976
top lad. there's always next time innit
5c60b2 No.160980
I feel too good atm I should feel worse but whatever I like it
>>160976
LAD
Well done lad and keep going for it tbh
I'll buy you pint if we ever meet tbh we won't
WE CHAD/BRIT/ NOW
bc0a27 No.160982
>>160980
What did you just shag her or something? smh lad just disavow and move on
8d3b8a No.160984
>>160981
how do I get a Jew gf, lad?
bc0a27 No.160986
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw no gf named Maddie
>tfw no gf who knows a thing or 2 about animals
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
8d3b8a No.160987
>>160983
>Salty about British police and laws
based
bc0a27 No.160988
>mate is going to uni to do history degree
kek there's no stopping him now, but I probably should've sat him down at some point tbh
7d9bf4 No.160989
>>160984
Luck
GCHQ are afraid of the imperium and are sending a jewess to seduce me
b76b3a No.160990
>>160981
Both Yoda and Obi-Wan were emotionally manipulated by Qui-Gon's dying wish so neither were thinking objectively smh.
8d3b8a No.160991
>>160989
Once they have your seed they will control you, lad
bc0a27 No.160992
>>160985
I can't watch american reality tv, the way they direct this stuff is just too overpoweringly fake
>>160989
>>160991
Also toe nails and teeth. don't let her have any of them either
8d3b8a No.160993
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>>160981
tbh wookieepedia told me the Emperor was clouding their judgment or whatever smh
58ddaf No.160994
>mummy comes home
>immediately noisy
7d9bf4 No.160995
>>160992
>Also toe nails and teeth. don't let her have any of them either
What can she do with those
8d3b8a No.160996
>>160992
>I can't watch american reality tv, the way they direct this stuff is just too overpoweringly fake
yeah
>two brothers have a confrontation
>Gordon conveniently listening in from his balcony
>cameras close to the brothers somehow
>suddenly their mum out of nowhere breaks them up and what she says doesn't even make sense
7d9bf4 No.160997
>I used her cup
Aaaaaaaah she has my DNA
8d3b8a No.160998
>>160994
>it's a mummy walks angrily around upstairs taking out her frustrations on me and making me stress episode
8d3b8a No.160999
>>160994
Lad did you see this >>160934
b76b3a No.161000
>>160995
>>160997
Don't listen to their lies lad, she only wants to love you smh.
58ddaf No.161001
>>160999
yeah
i prefer blowjobs
do a blowjob one
ccdd80 No.161002
I feel like death and I can barely move so I'm going to bed.
Sleep tight everyone, sweets dreams n stuff
8d3b8a No.161003
>>161001
no. Cummies go in cunnies
8d3b8a No.161004
>>161002
ahhhhhh just stay up a little longer lass this is a mistake
b76b3a No.161005
7d9bf4 No.161006
>>161000 (checked)
I feel like you have a vested interest in me having a jewish gf
bc0a27 No.161007
>>160995
You can use them for powerful mind control spells lad, like in the Hogfather
4e7efa No.161008
>>160995
She can have your DNA tested for compatibility. If she requests a follow-up date then it means you passed.
b76b3a No.161009
>>161006
I just think she'll be good for you. She might be the rest of your life after all.
7d9bf4 No.161011
>>161007
It's too late for me now lad
>>161008
So probably no third/second date.
>>161009
Why would she be good for me
b76b3a No.161012
>>161011
Because she might be the love of your life lad.
4e7efa No.161013
>>161011
>It's too late for me now lad
That's the spirit, lad. Let the warm embrace of Judaism overtake you.
7d9bf4 No.161014
>>161013
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
tbf I'm not actually certain she's jewish, she just looks sephardic and is posh
>>161012
aaaaah i know
8d3b8a No.161016
>>161015
Let's fight for Israel, brother
8d3b8a No.161018
>tfw no anti-Palestinian military dozer
smh
4a15fd No.161019
>it's an alternate universe characters are differentiated via beards episode
b76b3a No.161020
>>161018
Holy shit that's awesome.
8d3b8a No.161021
>>161019
>tfw your alternate universe self's beard and stache connects
7d9bf4 No.161022
>>161017
>JIDF
>but for free
4e7efa No.161023
>>161018
We can always make our own.
bc0a27 No.161024
>>161017
that black mixie is getting me in the mood tbh
bc0a27 No.161025
8d3b8a No.161026
>>161020
Yeah
>tfw immune to rocks(and snipers apparently) and prepared to defend yourself from kids with pic related if you fear for your life
7d9bf4 No.161027
4a15fd No.161028
like this webm tbh, so creepfy
>>161021
>tfw your alternate universe evil twin self has a stache on top of his stache to prove he's doubly evil
8d3b8a No.161029
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*runs in the 90s in giant vehicle*
4e7efa No.161030
>>161026
>ywn destroy Palestinian settlements in self defence
Why even live?
8d3b8a No.161031
smh I want to live in one
4e7efa No.161032
>>161019
I don't remember this episode, which one was it?
4a15fd No.161033
>>161032
s3e6, "point of view"
7d9bf4 No.161034
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
bc0a27 No.161035
>>161027
Get this shit out of my face
I don't go on boards other than /newbrit/, druid/pol/ and /fit/
bc0a27 No.161036
>>161031
Just imagine using this to doze down federal buildings
7d9bf4 No.161037
>>161035
It was a joke tbqh
4e7efa No.161038
bc0a27 No.161039
>>161037
kek I know I was overreacting
I think I have a problem tho, mixies get me going tbh
8d3b8a No.161040
Take the daftie mask pill
cda618 No.161042
4e7efa No.161043
Tempted to rewatch the first half of SG-1 tbh, I recall that the old episodes were pretty good. It all started getting a bit out of hand when they had their own spaceships filled with Asgard technology and all that.
>>161040
Is this a real thing? If not, why not?
b76b3a No.161044
>>161041
I heard about this last year from a Danish friend. I guess it makes sense.
4e7efa No.161046
>>161041
Wasn't there some story about Danish men being the most oestrogen-exposed in Europe, with smaller testicles and gynecomastia being really common?
8d3b8a No.161047
>>161042
*inseminates you with long syringe*
>>161043
This is what it is, lad
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/142612699
>>161044
Apparently people in Brazil or was is South America in general is desperate for huwhite sperm smh.
8d3b8a No.161048
>>161046
yeah I remember that.
b76b3a No.161051
>>161047
I wouldn't be surprised if it was Argentina.
8d3b8a No.161052
>>161051
the Welsh part of it is definitely 100% pure Briton and thus needs that Anglo seed to be white smh
4e7efa No.161054
>>161047
Neat, wasn't aware there were any good threads on /pol/. Is that your OC?
8d3b8a No.161056
>>161054
Not mine, lad. like 4/pol/ for the speed of it and the memis tbh
>>161055
war dogs are so cool
5bad8c No.161057
>they're this easy to trigger
SAD!
8d3b8a No.161058
Top fucking keek, that thumbnail and title
4a15fd No.161059
>>161056
they all died fighting the undead I think, autiste is playing the necro and his character is "overwhelmed by the presence of the dead, almost all of whom seem to be animals"
8d3b8a No.161060
>>161059
>dogs killed by bones
smh
8d3b8a No.161061
"Chadvocate" is just very funny to me smh
4a15fd No.161062
>>161060
actually ba\sically none of them died wew, dragons too stronk
going to fight the dark tower of Orcus and the temple of Sheol in Hades with 1300 men and dogs
4e7efa No.161063
>>161061
Who is the chadvocate supposed to be?
8d3b8a No.161064
8d3b8a No.161065
>tfw you're up against muskets and all you have are mass-produced swords, shields and your pyjamas
5bad8c No.161066
>>161065
the creps are a fresh ting tho
4a15fd No.161067
>>161065
want to watch another chinky war film lad?
d44ccf No.161068
>>161065
Who owns Hong Kong now?
8d3b8a No.161069
>>161066
What?
>>161067
nah watching Britbong stream soon. Another day though. He streams for a long time smh.
Any film in mind, lad?
8d3b8a No.161072
4a15fd No.161073
>>161069
>britbong
>not emptyhero
Admiral: Roaring Currents
Gooks VS Nips, Admiral Yi Soon Shin and 13 ships vs a wacky wako pirate and 300 nipships
Red Cliff is in 2 parts so maybe save that for friday/saturday next week
d44ccf No.161075
>>161070
Exactly lad. They won in the end didn't they?
4a15fd No.161077
>>161074
*invents putting spiky shields on top of ships so no one can jump on*
based admiral yi sun sin tbh
8d3b8a No.161078
>>161076
>>161075
I don't know much about it, lad, but it's theirs because we gave it to them, isn't it? smh
5bad8c No.161079
>>161078
"crep" is wogspeak for shoes
8d3b8a No.161080
>>161077
Nips btfo
*invents mirror shield*
Oh wait that was just in the film :^)
>>161079
Lad why would I know wog speak and what did that have to do with my post? ahhhhh tiny brain is frustrated
d44ccf No.161081
>>161078
We leased it for 99 years from the Qing Empire, then the Peoples Republic of China took over that lease and wanted it back. We shouldn't give up clay though, it was a rich Anglosphere city, smh. We shouldn't give up what our forefathers gave to us. We could've taken them.
8d3b8a No.161082
>>161081
> We shouldn't give up what our forefathers gave to us
*gives up entire empire*
and everyone still hates us smh
d44ccf No.161083
>>161082
>when an african gets angry at you for giving them independence saying "our country is in a shambles because you didn't decolonise slowly enough"
4a15fd No.161084
>>161080
from red cliff? did we already watch it?
aah I'm going senile
if we dd thre's also
Taegukgi about Korean war and commies
a pretty good one about Genghis Khan but I forget whether it's called somthing other than Genghis Khan
one about a nip and a gook in ww2 and they fight through korea, manchuria, russia and end up at d-day
Ip Man 1-3 or however many there have been
Any original non-American Cucky Chan film
>>161083
>it's only been 55 years since our independence everything is your fault still
t. actual nigger argument
8d3b8a No.161085
>>161083
There are blacks in South Africa suggesting genocide of white in self-defence because they are oppressors these videos are allowed to stay on youtube
d44ccf No.161086
>>161085
>1 in 3 men in South Africa is a rapist
whitey is de problem gib money pls
8d3b8a No.161087
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>>161084
>from red cliff? did we already watch it?
No. I watched it when I was a younger lad. I've posted videos from it multiple times
8d3b8a No.161088
>>161086
>tummy licking
how lewd
>whitey is de problem gib money pls
why do they even allow such oppressive statistics. Apparently the black lad I watched on youtube was aware of racial statistics but I forget how he excused it. Probably just da white man keeping us down
b76b3a No.161089
>>161086
All men are rapists tbqhwy.
8d3b8a No.161090
>>161089
But I ask for permission before every touch
58ddaf No.161091
relapsed
i was so incredibly bored
on the bright side ive done 2 days
then i relapsed three days in a row but only once each day
then 2 days nofap
then today relapsed
so once a day with a day or two inbetween sometimes
which is down from my previous habit of fapping 6-7 times a day and when doing nofap relapsing on the second day then binging
b76b3a No.161092
>>161090
But I cannot give consent even if I say yes because I am often intoxicated.
4e7efa No.161093
>>161075
>Europe beats up China for centuries
>Nippon joins in the fun
>China is just fine
Africa should learn a thing smh
>>161081
Didn't we just lease part of it? Hong Kong itself was ceded permanently in some prior treaty iirc.
d44ccf No.161094
>>161088
>why do they even allow such oppressive statistics.
Those were the self reported statistics too lol
4a15fd No.161095
>>161087
ahh it's such a good film
here's my list of war/kung fu/action films if any looks interesting for a benevolent dictatorship film night
1612
36th Chamber of Shaolin, The
Admiral
Admiral Kolchak
Admiral Michiel de Ruyter
Admiral: Roaring Currents, The
Battle of the Bulge
Black Hawk Down
Bridge on the River Kwai
Charge of the Light Brigade (1968)
Commando
Coriolanus
Cross of Iron
Day of the Siege: September Eleven 1683, The
Disciples of the 36th Chamber
Five Elements Ninjas
Forrest Gump
Full Metal Jacket
Glory
Invincible Shaolin
Ip Man
Ip Man 2
Ip Man 3
Ip Man: The Legend is Born
John Carter
King Naresuan
Legend of Drunken Master, The
Lord of War
Marco Polo
Martial Arts of Shaolin
Men Who Stare At Goats, The
My Way (Korean ww2 drama, 2h20m)
Raid: Redemption, The
Red Cliff
Red Cliff (Youtube parts 1-4)
Red Cliff 2
Restrepo
Return to the 36th Chamber
Second Hand Lions
Seven Samurai
Shaolin
Sicario
Soldier
Space Battleship Yamato
St. Vincent
Taegukgi: The Brotherhood of War
Tank Girl
War of the Arrows
Light Horsemen, The
Oba The Last Samurai
White Tiger
Field of Lost Shoes
Gods and Generals
Shaolin Soccer
probably more that I haven't listed and forgotten about smh
7d9bf4 No.161096
8d3b8a No.161097
>>161092
Well that explains it
>>161094
WEW
8d3b8a No.161098
b76b3a No.161099
>>161097
LAD AAAAAAAAAHHHH
8d3b8a No.161100
>>161095
Should probably watch Seven Samurai again.
d44ccf No.161101
>>161100
Interesting how peasants are the same in every country tbh.
>They didn't even give the Samurai their hidden stash of weapons at first
KULAKS!
5c60b2 No.161102
dibs on next thread
>>161095
>John Carter
lmao
>>161096
LAD how it's going
>>161097
>>161099
Nice to see our gayists being active
4a15fd No.161103
>>161100
>>161101
watched it when vanlad came up to my town for the second time tbh, he shitposted the whole time and it's like 3 hours long
a classic, but not well suited to group viewing or in one sitting
7d9bf4 No.161104
>>161102
do it lad
end neo's stranglehold on the first posts
b76b3a No.161105
>>161102
I hope it's a prequel edition.
4a15fd No.161106
>>161102
yeah I know
>John Carter (subverted)
it was originally basically classic wild west in space when it was a comic right, but the film the jews jewed it into another avatar muh native americans thing
4e7efa No.161107
>>161083
>"our country is in a shambles because you didn't decolonise slowly enough"
I wouldn't say he was wrong tbh. Have they realised the argument that colonial territories being drawn up without regard to the distribution of local ethnic groups is an argument in favour of ethnonationalism?
>>161091
>6-7 times a day
4e7efa No.161108
>>161102
>aminu frauke
CUTE
8d3b8a No.161109
>>161099
slosh slosh~
>>161101
Don't remember anything tbh
>>161103
okay
4a15fd No.161110
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FRESH AUTISTIC DAFTY LARPING AMERICAN
d44ccf No.161111
>>161107
>I wouldn't say he was wrong tbh. Have they realised the argument that colonial territories being drawn up without regard to the distribution of local ethnic groups is an argument in favour of ethnonationalism?
My leftie tutor in sixth form used this argument on me, smh. I always used to chat politics with him. You turn it around on them and they just backpedal and concede that point then move on ignoring it entirely, continuing to use the exact same argument on the next naive young person to come along.
5c60b2 No.161112
Fortune favours the bold lads, never forget
>>161106
I wasn't sure what the hell the film was supposed to be about tbh
Hollywood needs to die asap
>>161108
I love her tbh
b76b3a No.161113
>>161109
NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT
I don't have an alcohol problem aaaaaahhh.
8d3b8a No.161114
>>161111
>You turn it around on them and they just backpedal and concede that point then move on ignoring it entirely, continuing to use the exact same argument on the next naive young person to come along.
And the next day they have "forgotten" about it. Truly Jewish nature. Sargon does this A LOT.
7d9bf4 No.161115
8d3b8a No.161116
>>161112
>>161113
You're the one who said it, lass. I'm only showing the rest what the result of such drinking is.
8d3b8a No.161117
4e7efa No.161118
>>161111
>they just backpedal and concede that point then move on ignoring it entirely, continuing to use the exact same argument on the next naive young person to come along
Sounds familiar
d44ccf No.161119
>>161118
Yes it's almost like a chapter from that book about the bavarian lads comfy chair.
5c60b2 No.161120
let's get posting lads so I can post my excellent thread
7d9bf4 No.161121
>>161120
better not be a diana edition
b76b3a No.161122
>>161116
>>161117
I should never have said anything, now this will haunt me.
>>161120
Okay.
5c60b2 No.161123
>>161121
It won't be actually
b76b3a No.161124
>lemon juice and honey tea
Aaaaaaaaahhh it's so soothing.
b76b3a No.161125
Fresh Rameem Kaseem.
How May Plans to Blame Trump for Brexit’s Failure, and Why the Tory Party Needs to Remove Her NOW
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/09/23/kassam-may-plans-blame-trump-brexits-failure-tory-party-needs-remove-now/
Somehow I don't think the Tory elite read Breitbart.
8d3b8a No.161126
>>161120
QUANTITY OVER QUALITY
>it's a salty /brit/s episode
>>161122
It's all in good heart, lass.
b76b3a No.161127
>>161126
You don't make art about Pemb's tummy smh.
8d3b8a No.161128
>>161127
it was just a photoshop
8d3b8a No.161131
>tfw no thicc black and gold armour
smh
b76b3a No.161134
>>161133
That's a cheeky Astolfo.
8d3b8a No.161135
>keeping magnets in your trousers
5c60b2 No.161136
Can we please stop the gayism. Jewperium is encouraged however
8d3b8a No.161137
>>161136
You demanded posts
7d9bf4 No.161138
I don't even like jewperium but it at least stops Neo from gayposting
b76b3a No.161139
>check for new art
>it's Astolfo getting pounded by niggers
M-maybe tomorrow then.
>>161135
Love dictates that they must come together.
>>161136
I hope you can find a nice kosher lass soon.
5c60b2 No.161140
>>>/pol/10644350
>autistic Catalan tries to claim that a new commie republic seceding is somehow the best thing for Spain
>>161137
true smh
>>161138
>I don't even like jewperium
oh really? serious lad I'm happy for you
>>161139
smh unfortunately I have to make do with either an English lass or a Latvian lass depending on what happens
b76b3a No.161141
Someone steal the get from /brit/ pls.
7d9bf4 No.161142
>>161140
>oh really?
No it's just a happy accident
How are things going with the /arelass/ lass
8d3b8a No.161143
>>161139
>Love dictates that they must come together.
8d3b8a No.161144
Her chest seems to be getting puffy
7d9bf4 No.161146
>>161145
acid attack
PARTY PARCEL
5c60b2 No.161147
>>161142
I'm happy tbh, sounds like she's into you. Don't fuck it up, and always remember, fortune favours the bold, so never pussy out
>How are things going with the /arelass/ lass
Good, good. I cheated on her
7d9bf4 No.161149
>>161147
>I cheated on her
Why
>>161147
> sounds like she's into you. Don't fuck it up, and always remember, fortune favours the bold, so never pussy out
We'll see
b76b3a No.161150
>>161144
The product of peppermint and alcohol.
8d3b8a No.161151
wait a minute that swastika
8d3b8a No.161152
>>161147
>I cheated on her
5c60b2 No.161154
I don't really want to talk about it anymore tbh lads
>>161148
>spying
oi
>>161149
>Why
My ex-crush
8d3b8a No.161156
>tfw you hold the door for a lass and pull her chair out for her and she doesn't reward you with sex
8d3b8a No.161157
>>161154
Give us something, lad
cda618 No.161158
>>161156
It's so pointless being nice to lasses and chatting about their problems with them, usually they won't consider you sexual after you've done that….
8d3b8a No.161159
>>161158
I was parodying the "nice guy"
5c60b2 No.161161
>>161158
As long as you introduce sexual tension you won't get friendzoned
5c60b2 No.161162
ahhhh I'm going to have to post my new thread too early I know it
7d9bf4 No.161163
>>161162
650 onwards is acceptable imo
also desperate for someone other than neo to get posts 1&2
5c60b2 No.161164
>>161163
in which case get ready because I'm sure Neo is waiting to pounce (aka constantly refreshing the catalog) and grab the first posts
5c60b2 No.161167