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Just what you need to make you feel better

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5c5bc2 (43)  No.124224>>124239 >>124241 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Corbyn Congratulates Venezuelan Dictator Maduro on State TV Propaganda Broadcast

https://order-order.com/2017/08/02/corbyn-congratulates-dictator-maduro-state-tv-propaganda-broadast/

>This is the moment Jeremy Corbyn offered his “congratulations” to Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro who was last night branded a “dictator” by the international community. Corbyn appeared as a special guest on Maduro’s personal weekly propaganda show En Contacto con Maduro (In Contact With Maduro), broadcast on state televeision and radio throughout Venezuela. Introduced by Maduro as a “friend of Venezuela”, Corbyn addresses his host as “Mr President” during a 2014 discussion about Tony Benn. Maduro replied: “Thank you Jeremy, for your call and your greetings”…

When Milne Met Maduro

https://order-order.com/2017/08/02/milne-meets-maduro/

>This is the extraordinary moment Jeremy Corbyn’s top adviser Seamus Milne was ushered into the Venezuelan Presidential Palace and embraced by the country’s tyrant Nicolas Maduro. Milne travelled to Venezuela in 2014 to record a Guardian interview with the socialist leader who was last night branded a “dictator” by Western governments. Introducing the film, Milne dismisses protesters who were then trying to overthrow the Maduro regime as “overwhelmingly middle class… the government maintains support in working class and poorer areas”.

Jacob Rees-Mogg Invites Moggmentum Tattoo Man to Tea

https://order-order.com/2017/08/02/jacob-rees-mogg-invites-moggmentum-tattoo-man-tea/

>Jacob Rees-Mogg today pledged to meet the young man who had “Moggmentum” tattooed on his chest and take him for tea at the House of Commons. Giving his blessing to 24-year-old tattooee Ross Atkinson, the North East Somerset MP said he was “enormously honoured and flattered… it’s a huge compliment, very flattering”. The Mogg has spoken to Ross on the radio twice today; first as the lead item on BBC Radio Sheffield’s breakfast programme and later on TalkRadio with Paul Ross.

cf95f1 (20)  No.124232>>124242

LEGS


61e162 (70)  No.124233

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*wants to rock*


28328e (52)  No.124234

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imperium tbh


b7e813 (9)  No.124236

druids tbh


3692f9 (103)  No.124239

>>124224 (OP)

>Corbyn Congratulates Venezuelan Dictator Maduro on State TV Propaganda Broadcast

WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW


406f2e (10)  No.124241

>>124224 (OP)

Good lass


3692f9 (103)  No.124242

>>124232

post'em


4a20d9 (7)  No.124243>>124245 >>124246 >>124252 >>124263

God, she's beautiful


ae7324 (9)  No.124244>>124248 >>124253 >>124254 >>124255 >>124259

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Nth for Finnish Supremacy


28328e (52)  No.124245


3692f9 (103)  No.124246

>>124243

I love her, lads


ab0d2a (4)  No.124247>>124250

>>124231

not really lad, whyd you think that?


cf95f1 (20)  No.124248

>>124244

*perkele*


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124249>>124258

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Oh my god.


3692f9 (103)  No.124250

>>124247

I just recall you saying that when we were talking about traps. Maybe you meant just in real life.


e3d466 (44)  No.124251>>124260 >>124273

>>124225

depends on if he said anything about it in his will

>>124229

ye but i think although the isle of whit eis rightfully hampshite clay, they are currently independent from us


501c09 (9)  No.124252

>>124243

I hope she is married by now.


3692f9 (103)  No.124253

>>124244

THE WEAK


ae7324 (9)  No.124254

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6e46e5 (43)  No.124255>>124261

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>>124244

goodlad


fc7708 (31)  No.124256>>124257 >>124273

*reposting + additional response*

>>124190

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>124193

Instagram fitness models will do what they will. My point has still been made

>>124197

Lad idk about you but the girl that really *GETS ME GOING* is not the same as the one I want to be mother to my children.

So I have 2 different archetypes of lasses in my mind when we talk lasses.

>>124195

>>124202

>going to bed early to maximise (yous)

Devious. Night fams

>>124208

Good shout on teeth. Mine are only straight because there's one missing.


e3d466 (44)  No.124257>>124273 >>124291

>>124256

>Lad idk about you but the girl that really *GETS ME GOING* is not the same as the one I want to be mother to my children.

nah lad, although i dont really think about having kids that much i guess tbh, first i need to prove to myself that i can bag myself a lass


ab0d2a (4)  No.124258

>>124249

sheeit that brother high af, his show lit yo fleshyfruit represent


406f2e (10)  No.124259

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>>124244

>ywn be Finnish

Why even live?


501c09 (9)  No.124260>>124262

>>124251

>depends on if he said anything about it in his will

I doubt he has one tbh. If so everything would go to his brother anyway. BUT, how will anyone know about the cheese. I'm going to eat it.


ae7324 (9)  No.124261

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e3d466 (44)  No.124262

>>124260

gowan lad, live wild


fc7708 (31)  No.124263>>124264

>>124243

Only if you like ducks.

She has nothing one cobains daughter, who is definitely top 3.


28328e (52)  No.124264>>124265 >>124291

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>>124263

>fancying a female version of Kirt Cobijn

bit gay lad


e3d466 (44)  No.124265>>124267

>>124264

nothign wrong with finding his daughter attractive tbh, your the one being weird


6e46e5 (43)  No.124266>>124269 >>124270 >>124271 >>124275 >>124277 >>124282

imagine being in prison


28328e (52)  No.124267

>>124265

She looks exactly like him though


cf95f1 (20)  No.124268>>124282

Fuck i have to renew my gun range membership be right back lads


3692f9 (103)  No.124269>>124276 >>124330

>>124266

Is that one of your fantasies, lass?


28328e (52)  No.124270


e3d466 (44)  No.124271>>124282

>>124266

i often do


3692f9 (103)  No.124272>>124274 >>124279 >>124282

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imagine being in prison


ab0d2a (4)  No.124273>>124279 >>124291

>>124256

>tfw a victim of the trifecta of poor dental genetics, stimulant abuse and ultraviolence

gonna go abroad get ceramic implants tbh.

>one missing

did you trade it for an interesting anecdote?

>>124251

its definitely rightful hampshire clay - is it not part of the county council? *researches IoW governance*

>>124257

>prove you can bag a lass

i can be a superb wingman if you want backup lad, Ill pretend to be less interesting and attractive than you:^)


61e162 (70)  No.124274>>124281

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>>124272

his actions were a little RASH tbh


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124275>>124276 >>124330

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>>124266

L-lass.


28328e (52)  No.124276>>124287

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>>124275

>>124269

You're worse than him for thinking that's lewd


501c09 (9)  No.124277

>>124266

>Implying modern Britain isn’t effectively a prison


501c09 (9)  No.124278>>124280 >>124284 >>124285 >>124287 >>124305

Waifuposter is still pissing presumed dead


e3d466 (44)  No.124279>>124283 >>124305

>>124272

thats kind of hilarious tbh

>>124273

>s it not part of the county council?

not sure lad, i thought it was but someone said it wasnt the other day so now i dont know what to think

thanks lad but no thanks, i dont think im brave enough for that kind of pickup tbh **also >implying,

my mummy says im a very handsome laddy :^)


501c09 (9)  No.124280

>>124278

missing* wew fug


3692f9 (103)  No.124281>>124286

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>>124274

Should have worn a bacon armour for protection


ab0d2a (4)  No.124282>>124285 >>124330 >>124353

>>124266

fuck that lad, have you done anything naughty then?

>>124268

good lad, can you get guest passes or anything?

>>124271

why lad?

>>124272

>dying in incaceration for banter

this is absolutely the worst effect of so-called pc culture i can think of.


3692f9 (103)  No.124283

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>>124279

>thats kind of hilarious tbh

The punishment fits the crime


28328e (52)  No.124284>>124297

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>>124278

He's going to return once he's reached enlightenment to share the secrets with us


e3d466 (44)  No.124285>>124297 >>124310

>>124278

i will continue my search tommorow, i made some small progress into the investigation the other day tbh

>>124282

>why lad?

paranoia and i like to romantise doing well in prison, although realistically i am to qt and would get thrown around like a dog toy


61e162 (70)  No.124286

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>>124281

He'd have still been out of the frying pan into the prison tbh smh

LEAVE ARE BACON ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124287>>124288 >>124289 >>124294 >>124297

>>124276

Prison is a generally erotic scenario tbh.

>>124278

At least we don't have to see his orc waifu anymore.


28328e (52)  No.124288

>>124287

>Prison is a generally erotic scenario tbh.

no?


e3d466 (44)  No.124289>>124292

>>124287

lad i think youre a bit sex obsessed tbh


28328e (52)  No.124290

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>124287

>At least we don't have to see his orc waifu anymore.

Shame, I have her hank hill arse saved under an amusing filename


fc7708 (31)  No.124291>>124295 >>124310

>>124257

Fair play lad. Report back when your tastes have matured.

>>124264

dw she's 50% courtney love so it's only half gay

I really don't see it tbh.

>>124273

>stimulant abuse

Did you gurn so hard it deformed your jaw?

>interesting anecdote

I sure hope so, but that's up to you.

When I was growing lad of 11 I was hit with a tooth abscess. Dentists tried all manner antibiotics and fillings on the thing, even had root canal done. The infection was too persistent though, so they just put me under and knocked it out.


3692f9 (103)  No.124292>>124296

>>124289

I guess that's what nofap does smh


3692f9 (103)  No.124293

or maybe that doesn't make sense..


61e162 (70)  No.124294>>124300 >>124311

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>>124287

I would let you beat me up in jail to assert your dominance tbh lass


e3d466 (44)  No.124295

>>124291

will do lad


28328e (52)  No.124296


501c09 (9)  No.124297>>124299

>>124284

I hope so.

>>124285

Good lad, what progress have you made or is that information classified?

>>124287

Mean.


ae7324 (9)  No.124298>>124304

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*leaks laboratory footage*


e3d466 (44)  No.124299>>124306

>>124297

largely classified cant be arsed to write it out but i do have a lead


3692f9 (103)  No.124300>>124301 >>124302

>>124294

I think she'd want it the other way


28328e (52)  No.124301>>124303

>>124300

I think Neo's sadistic, or at least just really mean


61e162 (70)  No.124302

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>>124300

Wew, I would help her get beat up by the prison bullies then tbh smh


3692f9 (103)  No.124303>>124311 >>124313

>>124301

Only to weak men


fc7708 (31)  No.124304>>124307

>>124298

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING


68d31b (53)  No.124305>>124316

>>124278

smh, hope hes doing well tbh. waifulad if youre lurking let us know you havent carked it

>>124279

>dont know what to think

ill post the results of my detailed and utterly unique research ctrl-Fing the wiki article asap.

>not brave enough

gaurantee you are mate, but thats entirely your call. Most nights i end up only talking to lasses tbh. Serious question lad, if you dont mind: in day-to-day life do you regularly get the chance to make unfamiliar women laugh? And if yes, do you succeed?Ill fucking glass everybody illicitly reading this spoiler tbh

also if dorshit is lurking i hope the art is progressing


501c09 (9)  No.124306>>124316

>>124299

Ok, keep up the good work.


ae7324 (9)  No.124307

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>>124304

If you only knew lad.


61e162 (70)  No.124308

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>1:50

kek, crazy ducks tbh


fc7708 (31)  No.124309

*sees something he wishes he hadn't*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


68d31b (53)  No.124310>>124316 >>124317

>>124285

fair play lad, have you signed up for boxing yet? i honestly think it might change your outlook on life.

>>124291

pretty much lad, nearly a decade of constantly clenching ones jaw muscles doesnt do one any favours.


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124311>>124312 >>124315

>>124294

You into pegging lad?

>>124303

Yeah, I'm trying to make you all stronger.


28328e (52)  No.124312>>124314

>>124311

>You into pegging lad?


68d31b (53)  No.124313


68d31b (53)  No.124314>>124318

>>124312

it is a heterosexual activity lad, albeit deviant and abhorrent.


61e162 (70)  No.124315

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>>124311

EWWWWWW GAY!


e3d466 (44)  No.124316>>124323 >>124338

>>124305

>ctrl-Fing the wiki article

i see you are a seasoned detective yourself

>in day-to-day life do you regularly get the chance to make unfamiliar women laugh?

honestly not really day to day life, the most i see lasses is when i go to the estate and get drunk with the lads and i guess i make them laugh then. if i meet a lass i dont know i dont know if i really try to make them laugh as much as i dont really talk to them

> fucking glass everybody illicitly reading this spoiler

wew lad, thanks but i dont think that will be entirely necessary

>>124306

thankyou lad

>>124310

> have you signed up for boxing yet?

no i feel like i wouldnt stick to it and i would feel embarrassed for just showing up, thats the same reason i haven't joined a gym, the size of people outside is certainly intimidating


fc7708 (31)  No.124317>>124338

>>124310

Tbh that's a pretty interesting anecdote


28328e (52)  No.124318>>124320 >>124321 >>124342

>>124314

>having something shoved up your arse

>not gay

No it's gay


ae7324 (9)  No.124319

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Fresh Fr. Mike


406f2e (10)  No.124320>>124322

>>124318

>it's gay for a man and a woman to have sex

Friendly reminder


3692f9 (103)  No.124321>>124326

>>124318

Brother told me it's not gay and he's pretty high IQ tbh.


28328e (52)  No.124322>>124325

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>>124320

pegging is gay

I will not accept any argument otherwise


fc7708 (31)  No.124323>>124327

>>124316

LAD

Never let worries about the thoughts of others hold you back.

If you want to find out if you won't stick to boxing go and do it. You might find when the proper stances and punches are drilled into you, you might enjoy it.

As for the gym, NOBODY cares. I made a point to wear tank tops at mine despite being tiny and nothing happened. Even caught some eyes from pretty fit girls


61e162 (70)  No.124324

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SWEETIES ARE MY BUSINESS

AND SWEETIES ARE WHAT I CHEW


406f2e (10)  No.124325>>124328

>>124322

But it's a woman's dildo lad


fc7708 (31)  No.124326>>124329

>>124321

State your brothers IQ poster


e3d466 (44)  No.124327>>124341

>>124323

Ah lad i love this kind of pep talk now but when it comes to it i know i will just pussy out, i guess i just dont believe you


28328e (52)  No.124328>>124331

>>124325

you're being sodomised

its gay


3692f9 (103)  No.124329

>>124326

don't know, lad. Seems pretty smart even though he makes shitty choices smh


6e46e5 (43)  No.124330>>124333 >>124334 >>124342 >>124349

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>>124269

>>124275

n-not like that.. but I can see the appeal of being in chains ahahhh

>>124282

no lad just thinking about what life must be like for someone in there, especially the ones in for life. it's a strange alien existence but I guess a lot of us are in prisons of our own making


406f2e (10)  No.124331>>124332

>>124328

Hmmm. And is it gay to sodomise a woman?


28328e (52)  No.124332>>124335

>>124331

it's not right, but it's not gay

but it's not you being sodomised if you sodomise a woman


3692f9 (103)  No.124333>>124336 >>124349

>>124330

> but I can see the appeal of being in chains ahahhh

LASS

I guess in a way it would be comforting in a NEET kind of way


28328e (52)  No.124334>>124336

>>124330

>n-not like that.. but I can see the appeal of being in chains ahahhh

what the fuck lad


406f2e (10)  No.124335>>124337

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>>124332

>but it's not you being sodomised if you sodomise a woman

You mean it only makes the woman gay?


6e46e5 (43)  No.124336

>>124333

free food tbh

>>124334

what?


28328e (52)  No.124337>>124339

>>124335

That's a problem for the woman to deal with


68d31b (53)  No.124338>>124350

>>124316

>seasoned detective

you can call me Vanlad P.I.

>no

makes a big difference to just interact with girls tbh lad, if talking to strangers with no sexual motive is hard then finding a hampshore lifeboat wife will be impossible.

>dont really talk to them

thats what a wingmans for tbh lad - prime me with your most interesting facts and ill direct the conversation to them with my will-smith-in-Hitch tier charm and wit

>no

LAAAAAD do it, merely paying for training and then showing up and doing it will earn you serious respect from 90% of the people in a boxing club. Its not like a gym really, its certainly worth trying a couple and seeing which one is more comfortable for you. *consults map with estimated poster locations on* - theres loads near you lad.

>wont stick to it

its pretty fun tbh lad, within 4 lessons you will punch at least 50% harder, within 10 you will be able to throw combos, lad within a few weeks youd be taking punches and still attacking.

>>124317

>interesting

*expensive


406f2e (10)  No.124339>>124340

>>124337

>sodomise somebody

>that makes them gay, not me

Do you live in a prison by any chance?


28328e (52)  No.124340>>124348 >>124349

>>124339

Sodomising a woman is not the same as sodomising a man

having any kind of sex with another man is gay


fc7708 (31)  No.124341>>124344 >>124350

>>124327

This is a shame on all fronts lad. I think if you can find it in yourself to stop caring about other people, you'd find it very beneficial.


68d31b (53)  No.124342>>124343 >>124347 >>124348

>>124318

>>124330

good point - life sentences shouldnt exist imo, we should have a death penalty instead. nonviolent crime shouldnt really be locked up either tbh.


61e162 (70)  No.124343>>124351 >>124362

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>>124342

When I stage my Bumling invasion I will put all the criminals to work buidling huge tunnels in the bowels of the Earth for high speed trains and BASED geothermal power plants


68d31b (53)  No.124344>>124345

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>>124341

>stop caring about other people

this squared tbh.


28328e (52)  No.124345>>124351

>>124344

why do you like hit em up so much


fc7708 (31)  No.124346

>all this talk of boxing

AHHHHHHHH

Damn you employers, just hire me already. I want to engage in some violence


501c09 (9)  No.124347

>>124342

>nonviolent crime shouldnt really be locked up either tbh.

Might work in a well run homogeneous European nation but that could never work in a multi-racial state. Gypsies would flood in and steel everything not bolted down for a start. In fact they would unbolt things to, bridges for scrap and what have you.


406f2e (10)  No.124348>>124352

>>124340

>having any kind of sex with another man is gay

Yet the converse is not true?

>>124342

If we're not going to kill lifers then we should maroon them on a remote island and let them get on with it tbh, save us the expense of locking them up and maintaining their existence.


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124349>>124352

File (hide): 85b7ad819d2ecb7⋯.jpg (805.51 KB, 1200x893, 1200:893, __yamada_elf_eromanga_sens….jpg) (h) (u)

>>124330

>but I can see the appeal of being in chains ahahhh

Thank god I'm not alone.

>>124333

The warm, sensual chains of NEETdom lad.

>>124340

Sodomy is dangerous with a real dick. It's a lot safer with a strapon.


e3d466 (44)  No.124350>>124355 >>124370

>>124338

kek lad, i always wondered what a wingman actualy does tbh. First i need interesting facts about myself "hello i am hampshite britposter, i like racism and i have a masterbation addiction"

>theres loads near you lad

creepy desu

>its pretty fun tbh lad, within 4 lessons you will punch at least 50% harder, within 10 you will be able to throw combos, lad within a few weeks youd be taking punches and still attacking.

ok i will seriously consider it lad

>>124341

dont think i can


68d31b (53)  No.124351

>>124345

because we bad boy killaz

>>124343

you can count on my assistance when the bumvolution arrives.


28328e (52)  No.124352>>124354

File (hide): f63b6b2e226d334⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.97 KB, 500x679, 500:679, C1CLzL7WgAAHGOj.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124349

>wants to be in chains

>thinks any kind of sodomy is safe

what the fuck is wrong with you

>>124348

>Yet the converse is not true?

Basically


cf95f1 (20)  No.124353>>124355 >>124370

>>124282

>good lad, can you get guest passes or anything?

Sorry lad, can't do that sadly.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124354>>124356

>>124352

you're such a prude smh


fc7708 (31)  No.124355>>124357 >>124358

>The sc thot is posting again

Ahhh, it's been a good day

>>124353

>trying to get your mate into shooting

>"okay so you need 12 weeks of training and you have to sign every page in this book of legal garbage"

>>124350

one day you will lad. why? because I got your back.


28328e (52)  No.124356

>>124354

what's wrong with that


cf95f1 (20)  No.124357

>>124355

tbh it's easier than that but it takes a while


e3d466 (44)  No.124358>>124359 >>124370

>>124355

>one day you will lad. why? because I got your back.

thanks lad, you and vanlad are like the two supportive gay dads i never had


fc7708 (31)  No.124359>>124360

>>124358

>gay

hmmmm I'm not sure I endorse this statement lad


e3d466 (44)  No.124360>>124361 >>124367

>>124359

just bants lad, you are one of the least gay people on this board tbh


28328e (52)  No.124361>>124363 >>124364 >>124365 >>124367

>>124360

>inb4 someone makes a list of least gay posters to most gay posters on this board


406f2e (10)  No.124362>>124368

>>124343

QUESTION: Is geothermal power legit or is it a meme? I can't shake the feeling that it's dependent on local hot-spots in the crust and once they've all been depleted there'll be no generation possibilities left.


3692f9 (103)  No.124363

>>124361

>tfw people fall for the defamer's propaganda and put me on the gay end


e3d466 (44)  No.124364>>124367

WE ARE SARGENT PEPPERS LONLY HEARTS CLUB BAND

WE HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED THE SHOW

>>124361

you would definatly be on the non gay side tbh


406f2e (10)  No.124365>>124366 >>124369

>>124361

We'll learn once and for all whether pegging is gayer than miscegenation.


e3d466 (44)  No.124366

>>124365

miscgenation isnt gay but its wrong


fc7708 (31)  No.124367

>>124360

hmmm I endorse this statementt

>>124361

Don't tempt me lad, there're better things to do with my time.

>>124364

I wouldn't put him on the scale tbh


61e162 (70)  No.124368

>>124362

Seems legit lass, the entire Earth gets extremely hotter the deeper you go tbh

Only trouble is getting to it because of the crazy epths the criminals slaves must ig smhh


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124369>>124371 >>124374

>>124365

I think I speak for all right-minded people when I say that pegging is completely heterosexual if it's between a man and a woman while miscegenation is ethnic cuckoldry.


68d31b (53)  No.124370>>124377 >>124382

>>124353

smh fair enough lad. *vague plan for /newbrit/ shooting and walking holiday begins to form*

>>124350

lad, you havent always been an alt-rightist have you? surely theres highschool and college stories that could make girlies laugh. didnt you play spin the bottle and kiss some lasses recently?

I see from your posting style that you definitely dont struggle to respond to conversation if its offered - how often do you speak in or to groups of people irl?

i-im definitely not psychoanalysing you i promise

>consider boxing

good lad; maybe try karate first, its usually full of windowlicking autists and middle aged manlets - its a comfy and tbh non-embarrasing way to get used to combat and having weirdos manhandle you though.

>>124358

>shrop and me

>gay

only one option is available for your perusal in this instance, mon petit fromage.


28328e (52)  No.124371

File (hide): 615e0674d093074⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 63.15 KB, 500x750, 2:3, C-AuhUzXUAAP0GV.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


501c09 (9)  No.124372>>124373 >>124375 >>124376 >>124377 >>124381 >>124382 >>124383

Night lads.


3692f9 (103)  No.124373

>>124372

night lad


68d31b (53)  No.124374>>124378 >>124381 >>124384

>>124369

its not completely heterosexual - its deviant and abhorrent and still probably sodomy…. holy shit shes right the act itself has no gay atttibutes, but that doesnt preclude it being inherently gay to want things in your buthole that arent suppositories. I guess if its done to please the woman, with no desire from the man, then it isnt gay.

that being said its very probable that someone putting things in their pooper is gay.

*hangs self for seriously debating this*


68d31b (53)  No.124375

>>124372

night lad


61e162 (70)  No.124376

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>>124372

Good night sexy x x x


fc7708 (31)  No.124377>>124414

>>124370

Potentially controversial suggestion, but I think that the holiday should be to somalia. There's no laws right?

>>124372

Gooooood night laddy


28328e (52)  No.124378>>124384 >>124414

File (hide): d53d25fd1db22b3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 69.91 KB, 640x909, 640:909, DA03X3mXgAA0MP5.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124374

> the act itself has no gay atttibutes

You;re shoving a phallus up your arse

it's as gay as using a dildo to masturbate.


fc7708 (31)  No.124379>>124380

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

choooon lads


61e162 (70)  No.124380>>124384

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>124379

Janette McCurdy is a coal burner


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124381>>124385 >>124414

>>124372

Night night.

>>124374

Pegging is more than not gay tbh, it's anti-gay. It stops men who crave backdoor action from having to consort with other men.


e3d466 (44)  No.124382>>124414

>>124370

yeah there are and i was known for being funny in highschool because i was small and i had to make people like me to avoid le bullydome, ended up being freinds with basically everyone. I'll think of some good stories

the problem is i'm only good at conversation when its offered tbh if im in a group. i've been told im good at conversation in a one on one situation and i'm usually funny when i'm talking with 2 other people as i use them to bounce off of. But in a group i get all stiff and paranoid and think about that one person who i dont really know and start thinking he doesnt like me. i guess i speak with people in groups a couple times a week when we all go to the council estate and get drunk or whatever

>good lad; maybe try karate first, its usually full of windowlicking autists and middle aged manlets - its a comfy and tbh non-embarrasing way to get used to combat and having weirdos manhandle you though.

sounds like a good idea first

>only one option is available for your perusal in this instance, mon petit fromage.

as said above you two are one of the two least gay people on this board, my little cheese

>>124372

night


28328e (52)  No.124383

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>>124372

night lad join the imperium


fc7708 (31)  No.124384>>124386 >>124387 >>124414

>>124374

>>124378

I'm not sure if there's anything inherently gay about wanting stuff in your arse for pleasure. I would say it's a neutral position that gay people have attached themselves to, apply the stigma.

Personally I would say it's an inherently submissive act, and therefore unmasculine.

>>124380

This bothers me not, Janette McCurdy is trash. It's allllllll about cosgrove


28328e (52)  No.124385>>124389

>>124381

>Pegging is more than not gay tbh, it's anti-gay. It stops men who crave backdoor action from having to consort with other men.

Stop encouraging other posters to take it up the arse


fc7708 (31)  No.124386

>>124384

applying*


61e162 (70)  No.124387>>124388 >>124391

>>124384

there was a rumour on /tv/ that she got gangbanged at university


e3d466 (44)  No.124388

>>124387

god i hope so


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124389>>124390 >>124391 >>124392

File (hide): acaa8bee30dd70d⋯.jpg (1.83 MB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, 1485854868370.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124385

I'm not encouraging anyone to do it lad, I'm just pointing out that it's an acceptable heterosexual activity.


28328e (52)  No.124390

>>124389

>that image

>that comment

stop encouraging people to become sexual deviants


fc7708 (31)  No.124391

>>124387

Fuck you

I still would tbh

>>124389

To be clear, no one thinks it's acceptable. It's just potentially not gay


3692f9 (103)  No.124392>>124399 >>124410

File (hide): 0d6dea6a94b9f99⋯.png (128.25 KB, 595x397, 595:397, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124389

Please tread on me with your smelly feet


cf95f1 (20)  No.124393>>124395 >>124396 >>124397 >>124417

Alright nerds I'm gonna watch anime for 12 hours or so see you later


4a20d9 (7)  No.124394>>124399 >>124400 >>124402 >>124414

TRANNIES OUT!

Lads, quit being fucking submissive, you absolute degenerates. How are you going to fight in the future British civil war against the roaming darkie clans.

Being submissive = certain death

Stop


3692f9 (103)  No.124395>>124398

>>124393

wew, lad. have fun what anime?


fc7708 (31)  No.124396>>124398

>>124393

Have fun lad, it better be a quality one like Space Dandy


e3d466 (44)  No.124397>>124398

>>124393

have fun you alpha male you


cf95f1 (20)  No.124398>>124402

>>124395

>>124396

several animes tbh

>>124397

watching it with a mate tbh very chad, shouted at someone on the way home from the gun club like a alfalfa male tbh


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124399>>124401 >>124403

File (hide): 77aff2bcbaf5372⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 1126x1500, 563:750, 1491970862313.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124392

O-okay lad, you really know how to make me happy.

>>124394

Alberto pls.


fc7708 (31)  No.124400


28328e (52)  No.124401

File (hide): 96b98bc8868a641⋯.png (138.55 KB, 222x321, 74:107, 1472614450367.png) (h) (u)


e3d466 (44)  No.124402

>>124398

fuckin madman, dont be too badass now lad

>>124394

this tbh


3692f9 (103)  No.124403>>124404 >>124407 >>124410

File (hide): 663bd0724447abf⋯.png (14.42 KB, 420x484, 105:121, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124399

>O-okay lad, you really know how to make me happy.

The sacrifices I make…


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124404>>124406 >>124407

>masculinity signalling on /newbrit/

Wew.

>>124403

Aaaahh my feet don't smell that bad lad.


28328e (52)  No.124405>>124406 >>124408

Alberto's right, Neo's leading you all down a terrible path


3692f9 (103)  No.124406>>124409 >>124410

>>124404

>Aaaahh my feet don't smell that bad lad.

How did your shoes get so smelly then, lass?

>>124405

She can't corrupt me, lad.


4a20d9 (7)  No.124407>>124411 >>124421

File (hide): e5ed82f56b8c5df⋯.jpg (47.84 KB, 420x484, 105:121, reality.jpg) (h) (u)


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124408>>124410

>>124405

I'm not trying to do anything lad, I'm just having a bit of fun.


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124409>>124421

>>124406

Because there was some dried horse dung on the heel from my walk yesterday that I didn't notice until this morning.


28328e (52)  No.124410>>124412 >>124421

>>124406

>She can't corrupt me, lad.

explain >>124403 and >>124392

>>124408

>I'm not trying to do anything lad

>pushes sodomy

>pushes BDSM

>pushes feet fetishes

I'm onto you


fc7708 (31)  No.124411

>>124407

This was a good post


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124412>>124413 >>124415

>>124410

I'm not a foot fetishist.


28328e (52)  No.124413>>124418

>>124412

>I'm not a foot fetishist.

I don't believe you


68d31b (53)  No.124414>>124418 >>124423 >>124427

File (hide): 8b5c5114e57ebc3⋯.jpg (41.98 KB, 976x549, 16:9, _97090656_michaela1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124377

>somalia

fuck no lad i dont like >22°C tbh.

>no laws

anarchists out tbh

i was thinking more along the lines of doing a group shoot or something tbh.

>>124378

no, you could be fulfilling your partners fantasy with no pleasure sought or derived.

>>124381

>antigay

while your argument is very strong, calling it antigay is a stretch tbh. I agree to an extent, but 'pegging' itself isnt the "antigay" conclusion of your argument - anatomically correct sex toys would be.

Wanting to put things except drugs or mobile phones up your bum is pretty gay though.

>>124382

good lad, lad, thats the way to look at it. They dont all need to be funny either tbh, i imagine youve made some embarrassing errors or spilled some spaghetti that would make good stories if you 'cleaned them up a bit'

thats good lad, i remember you said you were anxious that people didnt like you but it doesnt sound like theres any reason to dislike you tbqh, being a silent-type is a thing.

>might do karate

definitely do it lad, if thats too scary then do tai chi or a self defence class. If you dont see a benefit ill personally refund your investment by donating it to the well known and reputable charity, the Druidic Relocation Fund.

>>124384

fair definition tbh lad.

>>124394

>submissive

i-if you s-say so

im definitely buying a boat and then getting into trouble on the cornish coast tbh lads


61e162 (70)  No.124415

File (hide): 281c688b2624803⋯.jpg (25.11 KB, 500x305, 100:61, NKSoldier2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124412

*smacks your wickle botty ewotically*


987e63 (1)  No.124416

File (hide): 89ae3e5af877234⋯.png (512.92 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170802-225912.png) (h) (u)


68d31b (53)  No.124417

>>124393

bye lad dont get square eyes


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124418>>124419 >>124420 >>124422 >>124423

>>124413

Please believe me, I don't find feet erotic. I've often wondered what people see in them.

>>124414

>drugs

What the fuck lad

>mobile phones

What the fuck lad.


28328e (52)  No.124419>>124425

>>124418

That's the one degenerate thing you're not into then


68d31b (53)  No.124420

>>124418

>mobile phones

prison

>drugs

second best ROA for efficient and rapid absorption tbqh. Also see above.


3692f9 (103)  No.124421>>124424 >>124429

>>124409

Sorry for making assumptions, m'lass.

>>124407

I am sure she shaves.

>>124410

Explain what? I've always enjoyed being bullied


68d31b (53)  No.124422

>>124418

>dont get what people see in feet

for some people its the sole attraction

*pause for laughter*


e3d466 (44)  No.124423

>>124414

so much spaghetti, how would i clean up a story like that?

>refund your investment by donating it to the well known and reputable charity, the Druidic Relocation Fund.

based, i will really look into doing something tbh

>>124418

the phones thing is for prisons i think


28328e (52)  No.124424>>124426

>>124421

> I've always enjoyed being bullied

what the fuck lad


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124425>>124428

File (hide): 77cf28ea1d9994b⋯.webm (9.13 MB, 320x180, 16:9, kirsten dunst turning jap….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>124419

I'm not into a lot of things. Miscegenation for example.


3692f9 (103)  No.124426

>>124424

It's a defense-mechanism


fc7708 (31)  No.124427>>124438

>>124414

>anarchists out

You miss understand me. I just thought the lads could do some old style /shooting/ if you follow me.


28328e (52)  No.124428>>124429

File (hide): 9b98e0d897ccaf4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 219 KB, 980x1147, 980:1147, DAvSrR1XYAA-b-y.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124425

there is literally nothing wrong with imperium and everything wrong with white women


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124429>>124430 >>124437

File (hide): 99206b5d7364866⋯.jpg (292.98 KB, 900x720, 5:4, radiant.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124421

Please don't think I'm bullying you lad reeeeeeeeeeeeee.

>>124428

What will you do when Japan is run by white women?


28328e (52)  No.124430>>124432

>>124429

>What will you do when Japan is run by white women?

literally will never happen


61e162 (70)  No.124431>>124432 >>124433 >>124437 >>124440

File (hide): 3067cfc4d761daa⋯.jpg (72.57 KB, 665x662, 665:662, AngriestPepe.jpg) (h) (u)

MUMMY HEARD ME SINGING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124432>>124434 >>124435

>>124430

Lad, all a white woman needs to do is walk into a room in Japan and she'll have an army of samurai swear fealty to her.

>>124431

What were you singing lad?


e3d466 (44)  No.124433

>>124431

god i hate that shit, one time i came home and started siniging super loud and as i walk past my brothers room i see that him and his gf were both there watching tv


61e162 (70)  No.124434>>124454

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>124432

Inkspots smh


28328e (52)  No.124435>>124441

>>124432

>Lad, all a white woman needs to do is walk into a room in Japan and she'll have an army of samurai swear fealty to her.

No one likes white women after spending more than 5 minutes with one


6e46e5 (43)  No.124436>>124439 >>124441

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Failed Ravioli

if she calls it failed then I'm a bit worried


3692f9 (103)  No.124437>>124452

>>124431

I have enjoyed your soundfiles tbh

>>124429

>Please don't think I'm bullying you lad reeeeeeeeeeeeee.

O-okay


68d31b (53)  No.124438

>>124427

>somalia

i would derive no pleasure from anything that could happen in somalia tbh lad. Most likely thing would be be being dismembered by a machete weilding mob, or being kidnapped and sold to isis.

>old style

dying from a horrific tropical disease aquired through a necrotising insect bite is pretty old school tbh


28328e (52)  No.124439

>>124436

>failed by kay's standards

She's setting fire to her entire house


68d31b (53)  No.124440>>124452

>>124431

whys that bad lad? surely your mum is the least objectionable person to hear you sing?


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124441>>124453

>>124435

Lad please don't project, white women are popular everywhere.

>>124436

EVACUATE THE AREA


68d31b (53)  No.124442>>124446

quads soon


68d31b (53)  No.124443

druids tbh


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124444>>124448 >>124450 >>124451 >>124454 >>124456 >>124468

File (hide): 70f5cdff699b0c6⋯.png (911.58 KB, 900x1199, 900:1199, __original_drawn_by_kotats….png) (h) (u)

WHITE WOMEN


e3d466 (44)  No.124445

ckeck em for waifuposter


ff318f (1)  No.124446


4a20d9 (7)  No.124447

quads for Gins


68d31b (53)  No.124448

>>124444

im glad you got that tbh.


4a20d9 (7)  No.124449

FUCK


e3d466 (44)  No.124450

>>124444

nice one lass


28328e (52)  No.124451

>>124444

FUCK DOGS


61e162 (70)  No.124452>>124457

File (hide): abef9e46cff9e2f⋯.png (106.32 KB, 800x800, 1:1, EurovisionBumBum.png) (h) (u)

>>124437

thankyou lass

>>124440

Just weir tbh,maybe one day she will sign me up to mummy records i shall become a powerful super star


28328e (52)  No.124453

>>124441

>Lad please don't project, white women are popular everywhere.

Mostly due to lack of exposure to them


6e46e5 (43)  No.124454

File (hide): 91caeda8566dd3b⋯.jpg (715.06 KB, 1937x2843, 1937:2843, 1488792047530.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124434

inkspots are gr8

>>124444

well done


3692f9 (103)  No.124455

File (hide): de4733ba608f641⋯.png (3.43 MB, 982x1538, 491:769, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


3692f9 (103)  No.124456>>124458 >>124461

>>124444

Goodlass. Free us from the Imperium occupation


68d31b (53)  No.124457

>>124452

*offers you a recording contract with Pagan Productions*

we pay in chicken tendies or the prepared snack of your choice


28328e (52)  No.124458>>124459


3692f9 (103)  No.124459

>>124458

BOMBER TRUMAN DO IT AGAIN


68d31b (53)  No.124460

>solar panel is still providing +6.5v

>at 11.30pm

h-how?


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124461>>124462 >>124463 >>124464 >>124465 >>124466 >>124467 >>124468

File (hide): 13dc7aaf200afc4⋯.jpg (4.53 MB, 2308x3264, 577:816, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….jpg) (h) (u)

Beddy byes now, don't forget to check my get to add to it's power.

>>124456

I will vanquish the yellow peril lad, this I vow.


3692f9 (103)  No.124462

File (hide): 0c6511859967627⋯.png (23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png) (h) (u)

>>124461

Night, lass


e3d466 (44)  No.124463

>>124461

night night


3692f9 (103)  No.124464

>>124461

>Male Arthur


68d31b (53)  No.124465

>>124461

>vanquish the yellow peril

sussex will rise against the rice-hordes in support of (whichever county you are from)

night lad.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124466>>124470

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh

>>124461

goodnight, it is the dawn of a new era


28328e (52)  No.124467

>>124461

night lass

you'll never beat the imperium


fc7708 (31)  No.124468

>>124444 (noted)

>>124461

Night lad


28328e (52)  No.124469>>124471

File (hide): b4b1dfdb8218b10⋯.jpg (137.64 KB, 702x881, 702:881, b4b1dfdb8218b109b276df30cb….jpg) (h) (u)

you'll faggots won't stop the yellow surge


3692f9 (103)  No.124470

>>124466

Thanks, lass


68d31b (53)  No.124471>>124472

>>124469

youre right, we wont stop it, we will utterly wipe it from history.


28328e (52)  No.124472>>124474

>>124471

Didn't you shag one last week?


4a20d9 (7)  No.124473>>124475 >>124476 >>124477

File (hide): c1e770a17f856ef⋯.jpg (180.76 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, uk.jpg) (h) (u)


68d31b (53)  No.124474

>>124472

yes but that was very different tbh lad, there was no subtext of breeding a race of halfbloods with the non sequitur intention of saving the white race. Also it was my first slit eye.


68d31b (53)  No.124475>>124478

>>124473

smh lad synthetic cannabinoids are definitely the work of the devil


6e46e5 (43)  No.124476>>124478 >>124479

File (hide): ca387b2d5dc095c⋯.png (13.26 KB, 246x213, 82:71, cool.png) (h) (u)

>>124473

spice is so scary I'm glad I never tried it, a friend did once and said he thought his heart was going to blow up and that he had massive delusions urgh


3692f9 (103)  No.124477

>>124473

fucking hell


e3d466 (44)  No.124478>>124481 >>124483 >>124484

>>124476

>>124475

lads what is this strange substance you guys seem to know about it


68d31b (53)  No.124479>>124484

>>124476

>never tried it

good lad. i have lots of experience with it tbh, wouldnt wish it on anyone.


28328e (52)  No.124480

Seriously why would you want to involve yourself with huwhite women


68d31b (53)  No.124481>>124482 >>124483

>>124478

>what is it

a previously legal version of weed, its basically a slightly changed man made chemical THC but with opiate addiction activity like codeine and psychoactive effects that are much quicker to start, much stronger, but last a fraction of the time of cannabis.

i can go into candid and shocking detail when you buy me a pint lad.


e3d466 (44)  No.124482>>124483 >>124487 >>124488 >>124491

>>124481

so how long does it last and if its so bad why did you do it multiple times?


4a20d9 (7)  No.124483>>124485 >>124486 >>124489 >>124490

File (hide): 57efca643121125⋯.jpg (312.85 KB, 561x958, 561:958, 1501497522711.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124478

>>124481

>>124482

this is what it looks like btw


6e46e5 (43)  No.124484>>124486 >>124496

>>124478

it's that "legal high" stuff that they banned don't try it smh

>>124479

damn lad why would you have it more than once?


fc7708 (31)  No.124485

>>124483

I fucking love those


e3d466 (44)  No.124486>>124499

>>124483

looks tasty as fuck tbh

>>124484

what happened when your freind did it?


fc7708 (31)  No.124487>>124489 >>124491 >>124493

>>124482

Just guessing based on what I've heard but: the high has a nasty comedown that leaves you wanting more, in a hair of the dog type fashion


68d31b (53)  No.124488>>124495 >>124496

>>124482

>how long

depends on the exact version of the chemical, but probably 20 mins - 60 mins before you are back near baseline.

>if its bad

its not a bad experience on its own, when done right, but it is awful overall lad i used to wait outside a shop before it opened in the morning to buy it. it completely replaces cannabis, and used to be absurdly cheap (~75p/gram of herbal spice) and totally legal - a recipe for addictions and disasters.

>why do it multiple times

its not unpleasant when you dose it correctly, but its like LSD - active in the micro-gram dose range - which makes it very hard to not OD.


68d31b (53)  No.124489>>124490 >>124491 >>124492

>>124483

>>124487

from personal experience there is no comedown, its like cannabis but condensed into 45 minutes, with strong physical addiction properties.


68d31b (53)  No.124490

>>124489

>>124483

reeeeeee have 2 (You)s because im a moron

>pic

they are some hella peng chronic happy caps tbh ladster


fc7708 (31)  No.124491>>124493 >>124507

>>124489

>>124487

>>124482

Disregard me lads


28328e (52)  No.124492>>124497 >>124507

>>124489

Do you have any experience with shrooms or 4-AcO-DMT? Asking for research purposes


e3d466 (44)  No.124493>>124495 >>124507

>>124487

sounds rough and not worth it.

>lad i used to wait outside a shop before it opened in the morning to buy it

christ lad what the fuck was that physical addiction like for you?

>(~75p/gram of herbal spice) and totally legal - a recipe for addictions and disasters.

crazy shit lad, where could you buy it?

>its not unpleasant when you dose it correctly, but its like LSD - active in the micro-gram dose range - which makes it very hard to not OD.

what you mean is that is is easy to over dose because it is measured in micro-grams which are a measurement easy to fuck up?

>>124491

thanks for the info anyway, even if it was wrong


ae7324 (9)  No.124494>>124502

File (hide): 0c546ff378bc8e3⋯.png (698.53 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, petergun.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 7390e388bf97c6c⋯.webm (6 MB, 700x466, 350:233, passions.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>people reading this thread RIGHT NOW enslave themselves to passions


e3d466 (44)  No.124495>>124507

>>124488

AHHHHHHHHH fucked my (you's) >>124493


68d31b (53)  No.124496>>124500 >>124503 >>124505

>>124484

see

>>124488

>pretty much like being really stoned on mushrooms for less than an hour

>doesnt smell like cannabis or (anything at all tbh)

>undetectable in drug tests

>cheap

>plentiful

>could legally import the powder and make herbal spice to sell

whats not to like lad

also i bought loads off the net which has lasted almost 3 years


fc7708 (31)  No.124497

>>124492

>4-AcO-DMT

Not sure this ones entirely what you're looking for lad. Better to stick with plant based trips. You want entheogens not just to trip balls.


3692f9 (103)  No.124498>>124504 >>124506

File (hide): 45ce765cb42edb1⋯.png (476.56 KB, 1241x810, 1241:810, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

so fucking unrelenting


6e46e5 (43)  No.124499>>124501

File (hide): 12ba589bdf134a4⋯.jpg (143.87 KB, 850x601, 850:601, 1501548744666.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124486

he was in college and did it in a break and thought it would be like normal stuff I think but it was way too strong and he freaked out when he went back in and then walked/ran to town due to something going on in his head if I remember..


e3d466 (44)  No.124500>>124509

>>124496

so do you have an left?


e3d466 (44)  No.124501

>>124499

crazy shit


fc7708 (31)  No.124502

>>124494

>clip of stick gum

I want stick gum now


6e46e5 (43)  No.124503>>124509

>>124496

ah I see those benefits there but it's still not worth it


ae7324 (9)  No.124504

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>124498

They are instrumental lad.


ae7324 (9)  No.124505>>124509

File (hide): e049cfb8a743e37⋯.webm (1.1 MB, 624x352, 39:22, Ray Beautiful.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>124496

Moral walks in the woodlands are all a healthy man needs.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124506

>>124498

it sure is ramping up lately


68d31b (53)  No.124507>>124508 >>124511 >>124512

>>124491

*doesnt disregard you because you werent wrong*

>>124492

loads of shroom experience, quite a bit for DMT and some 5-meo-DMT experience.

Whats the purpose of the enquiry lad?

>>124493

>>124495

kek

>what was it like

>was

its not nice lad, very hard to explain on here.

>where could you buy it

20+ internet sites - some gave you loyalty points and that. they sold all sorts of copies of every drug you can imagine.

>mcg are an easy measurement to fuck up

pretty much - its beyond most degenerates abilities to accurately work out potencies and doses. Not that im any better, more than once ive thought i was going to die.


28328e (52)  No.124508>>124510

>>124507

>Whats the purpose of the enquiry lad?

Just research obviously. Someone said that hypothetically taking it might help me… hypothetically.


68d31b (53)  No.124509>>124511

>>124500

maybe, maybe not

>>124503

true lad, looking back it definitely wasnt.

>>124505

i do try lad, sadly i am a just a weak mortal.


68d31b (53)  No.124510>>124513

>>124508

taking drugs rarely helps lad. also hallucinogens require you to be mentally stable or you risk a mental breakdown.


e3d466 (44)  No.124511>>124514

>>124507

>>was

lad do you have an extremely dangerous addictive drug - that if you ran out of would probably give you a crippling physical addiction?

> they sold all sorts of copies of every drug you can imagine.

you said you waited outside of shops for them to open, like what kind of shops?

>Not that im any better, more than once ive thought i was going to die.

maybe dont do it again then lad?

>>124509

bee careful


fc7708 (31)  No.124512>>124518

>>124507

Imperium lad has a bad habit. I recommended he get the source of it that he may correct said habit. One of the things I personally recommended was that he get some drug-based therapy via the use of entheogenic psychedelics like mescaline, or shrooms, or even something like ayahuasca. Essentially using them for a spititual journey opposed to funsies.


28328e (52)  No.124513>>124518

>>124510

Ok. Thanks for the advice lad.


68d31b (53)  No.124514>>124515

>>124511

this is not something im comfortable discussing here lad.

>what shops

Head-shops that sell rizlas and bongs and that used to sell branded chemicals and stuff.

>dont do it again

trying not to tbh lad.


e3d466 (44)  No.124515>>124516

>>124514

**im just pulling your leg, you obviously dont still have any, you dont even do any drugs anymore.

>trying

*worried*


68d31b (53)  No.124516>>124517

>>124515

dont worry about me tbh lad, its not exactly comparable to injecting smack or whatever.


e3d466 (44)  No.124517>>124519

>>124516

ok lad


68d31b (53)  No.124518>>124522

>>124513

no worries lad, make your own choices though. theres many different reasons to take hallucinogens, but they arent a magic bullet - you might end up realising that your senses are false, which is an odd phase and doesnt help you in objective reality very much.

>>124512

>ayahuasca

fair shout lad; everybody is equal in the eyes of the jungle juice. though tripping is usually a bad idea if you are paranoid or depressed.


68d31b (53)  No.124519>>124520

>>124517

you owe me one pint of LOCAL ale for the above personal disclosures, payable by 2020.


e3d466 (44)  No.124520>>124521

>>124519

fuck im in deep with the druidic mafia, maybe sometime we should meet up


68d31b (53)  No.124521>>124523

File (hide): 0c4ddc7e22a20f0⋯.png (295.53 KB, 1268x1052, 317:263, 329f32712ad62df5b3054021a1….png) (h) (u)

>>124520

>druidic mafia

the names BOND, B.O.N.D BOND.

>meet up

woah there gchq


fc7708 (31)  No.124522>>124527

>>124518

Aye, I likely should've noted that he's gotta be in a good mood when tripping. I don't think he's paranoid though?

What are your thoughts on the idea of using shrooms ect for trying to work through trauma and that lark?


e3d466 (44)  No.124523>>124528

>>124521

>B.O.N.D BOND

kek

>woah there gchq

covers been blown move in on targets van


e3d466 (44)  No.124524>>124525 >>124526 >>124528 >>124534

night lads


3692f9 (103)  No.124525

>>124524

night lad


fc7708 (31)  No.124526

>>124524

Good night you devil


68d31b (53)  No.124527>>124530 >>124539

>>124522

its not critical but mood will affect the first experience more than any other and might form biases for future experiences.

>using shrooms for trauma

anything from mdma to ketamine to mushrooms to cannabis could and should be used for that - if it demonstratably helps, why not? Hallucinogens let you view the world as if you were a child again, which shows that things can be positive and significant, and let you examine your own body and thoughts from a different angle, which certainly must help in almost all cases.

MDMA allows easy transient significant intimate personal connections not technobabble i promise. which might be otherwise impossible for socially withdrawn people

Personally disassociates like k and PCP helped the most for actual psychological problems - they kind of disconnected the negative feedback loops i had about some stuff. Trips helped with my perspective, mdma showed me social interactions are mainly based on your brain chemicals at the time… I guess everything has a practical value in some way or circumstance - ones intended effect is the demarcating aspect.


68d31b (53)  No.124528>>124529

>>124524

night lass, sorry you are in hampshire.

>>124523

*deploys inflatable decoy van*


e3d466 (44)  No.124529>>124535

>>124528

>sorry you are in hampshire.

*hampshiteland


68d31b (53)  No.124530

>>124527

>disassociates

*dissociatives

reees


28328e (52)  No.124531>>124532 >>124533 >>124534 >>124539

File (hide): 62e5f7ff76113fc⋯.jpg (175.46 KB, 961x1200, 961:1200, DCSR3HlXcAAbJAH.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

qanight alalsds


e3d466 (44)  No.124532>>124535


68d31b (53)  No.124533

>>124531

night?


6e46e5 (43)  No.124534

>>124524

>>124531

goodnight lads


68d31b (53)  No.124535>>124536

>>124529

>hampshiteland

Proud to be largest county without widespread 4G coverage in the UK!

>>124532

>hes not in bed

*adds fixed penalty for fraudulent (You) acquisition to your account*


e3d466 (44)  No.124536>>124538

>>124535

>Proud to be largest county without widespread 4G coverage in the UK!

>needs 4g

lad just enjoy nature how it is tbh

>*adds fixed penalty for fraudulent (You) acquisition to your account*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


68d31b (53)  No.124537

just going to leave this here

>~£50/pp for 50 clays each, group price

https://www.thebigshoot.co.uk/en/venues/clay-pigeon-shooting/south-east-england/oTown-1115382


68d31b (53)  No.124538

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>124536

>enjoy nature as it is

i prefer it to be accompanied by dark jungle or minimal techno. Sharp contrast is what gives nature its beauty.

>resisting the fine

*reaches for the petrol can and lighter*


b8d3d7 (2)  No.124539>>124542 >>124544 >>124547

>>124527

those are some interesting insights. i especially liked the mdma part, as the lesson you learned from it is something I've been thinking about recently.

the dissociative part is also interesting to me personally; I've recently been thinking about taking a deep to see how everything is "under the mental-hood" so to speak. you think i could do that if i do some heavy dose k?

>>124531

sleep well lad


3692f9 (103)  No.124540>>124541 >>124543 >>124546

night lasses. therapy tomorrow rooo


b8d3d7 (2)  No.124541

>>124540

n i g h t


68d31b (53)  No.124542>>124547

>>124539

honestly really glad someone finds it useful tbh lad.

>thinking about the mdma part recently

its a hard thing to pin down tbh - you could take from it that emotions means nothing at all and are irrational because nothing is real, or you could should imo take from it is that emotions and relationships are both meaningful and irrelevant at the same time dont know if that makes sense, it seems like it doesnt now ive typed it - and shows you by opposite confirmation that negative emotions are just chemicals too - if you increase those chemicals naturally and legally of course then you also increase the successes of social interactions.

>big dose of K

you would probably experience total ego death at ~300mg - that would show you the inside of your head and what the actual sentient part of you is. You shouldn't take illegal drugs though lad.


68d31b (53)  No.124543

>>124540

night dude


68d31b (53)  No.124544>>124547

>>124539

and if you do decide to take anything pleaese read about it carefully on:

bluelight.org

erowid.org

drugs-forum.com


68d31b (53)  No.124545

>tfw might be in the thread alone

*uses thread as meth lab*


6e46e5 (43)  No.124546

>>124540

goodnight lad


2412f5 (13)  No.124547>>124548

>>124539

>I forgot to phonepost w/ my flag

shiiiet that could've been dangerous

>>124542

>>124544

>mdma

I tend towards the meangingful end of that spectrum. What I personally take from it is that, naturally, ones emotions affect outcomes. So when you're buzzing on MD you're inclined to socialise positively and have positive outcomes and vice versa.

>K

Interesting. I'll look into this

>No illegal drugs

Wouldn't dream of it lad

>websites

I hadn't heard of bluelight or the forum, cheers. These will be valuable resources.


68d31b (53)  No.124548>>124549

>>124547

>websites

erowid is best for experience reports on older hallucinogens, bluelight for up-to-date info on new chemicals and fast discussion, drugs forum is just a low-post-quality bluelight but has some interesting contributors. Also try the shroomery, its used by growers of all sorts of shit.

*shills bluelight*

BUY A MEMBERSHIP OR DONATE


2412f5 (13)  No.124549>>124550

File (hide): 6407c78f31a936c⋯.jpg (389.72 KB, 1172x1508, 293:377, gardening druid.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124548

>re:websites

looks like erowid and shroomery will be the main go to. I'll likely give the other 2 the ol' lookeroo as well though.

>shills bluelight

ahhhhhhhh another donation debt I'll have yo repay when I'm not a poorfag


68d31b (53)  No.124550

>>124549

also PiHKaL and TiHKaL by Al Shulgin are seriously good references for substituted amphetamines like MDMA and 2CB etc, and tryptamines like DMT, respectively. Hes an interesting lad to research too:

>was an American medicinal chemist, biochemist, organic chemist, pharmacologist, psychopharmacologist, and author. He is credited with introducing MDMA (ecstasy) to psychologists in the late 1970s for psychopharmaceutical use and for the discovery, synthesis and personal bioassay of over 230 psychoactive compounds for their psychedelic and entactogenic potential.


c00e34 (1)  No.124551

File (hide): 19e30f293dcd40b⋯.mp4 (7.64 MB, 856x520, 107:65, AggieDefeated2 (2).mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

File (hide): 563d1add8becd18⋯.jpg (25.28 KB, 549x452, 549:452, Aggienooo.JPG) (h) (u)


ff384d (1)  No.124552

Ah fuck


48ae63 (2)  No.124553>>124554 >>124563

What country are you moving to when the UK becomes 50% white?


8f9dd1 (1)  No.124554

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

230963 (1)  No.124555>>124556

File (hide): c6f3ad93b12c56f⋯.png (87.91 KB, 280x291, 280:291, 1498261440064.png) (h) (u)

>stayed up all night again


e3d466 (44)  No.124556

>>124555

why though?


e3d466 (44)  No.124557

god i love being english


61e162 (70)  No.124558

BULLIES

WHISPERING

INTO THE

WIND


299dfa (47)  No.124559>>124560

File (hide): 14024b8fa7047e9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 137.27 KB, 894x1200, 149:200, 14024b8fa7047e995b94470a82….jpg) (h) (u)

tbh lads


3692f9 (103)  No.124560>>124562

>>124559

Why is she wearing those lenses?


3692f9 (103)  No.124561>>124563

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw coming home just in time for FRESH CIVIC FENCER


299dfa (47)  No.124562>>124565

File (hide): 2a645f336df3e76⋯.jpg (35.86 KB, 400x600, 2:3, EVIL.JPG) (h) (u)

>>124560

She's being EVIL


7ea26e (11)  No.124563>>124564 >>124565

File (hide): 5d605d24d93fc8f⋯.jpg (303.02 KB, 1744x909, 1744:909, empire.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124553

Falklands or Tristan da Cunha tbh

>>124561

welcome back lad


61e162 (70)  No.124564

File (hide): 50d863fd8273abb⋯.jpg (40.88 KB, 768x576, 4:3, Merlin1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124563

I would smash their sweet little loli puccis

I bet they smell sweet like all virgin lasses


3692f9 (103)  No.124565

>>124562

So the typical gook smh

>>124563

>welcome back lad

Hey lass

>tfw no kukri

smh


61e162 (70)  No.124566>>124567

File (hide): 1e1c32cecdca74f⋯.jpg (14.63 KB, 236x329, 236:329, Merlin5.jpg) (h) (u)

Ah, i remember the taste of pucci well. What a delight.


3692f9 (103)  No.124567>>124569

File (hide): 187cf0aee01c9cb⋯.png (630.64 KB, 406x788, 203:394, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124566

Enrico Pucci?


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124568>>124571

File (hide): d5dae8aac0c1c33⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1000x1414, 500:707, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….png) (h) (u)

Overweight Asian Americans are perceived to be more 'American,' and are subject to less prejudice against foreigners, than Asian Americans who are thin

http://www.unipaper.co.uk/article/overweight-asian-americans-are-perceived-to-be-more-american-and-are

Imperium and yanks just can't catch a break.


61e162 (70)  No.124569

File (hide): e40197b0b7b9728⋯.png (6.63 MB, 3000x4184, 375:523, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124567

Emilio Pucci lass


7ef83a (9)  No.124570>>124573 >>124575 >>124578 >>124580

File (hide): 490f4d9dd03fc35⋯.png (33.79 KB, 1030x1002, 515:501, the trumpermanccc.png) (h) (u)

Pah pah pah paaah

Hereby announcing /newbrit/ as a board of the gays


3692f9 (103)  No.124571>>124574

File (hide): a939c51b89888c2⋯.png (534.49 KB, 800x532, 200:133, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124568

Top kek


cf95f1 (20)  No.124572

File (hide): 33b90fa5b5cf5ab⋯.png (582.51 KB, 354x588, 59:98, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): e10a61bfdf4f27f⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1638x1182, 273:197, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Reminder to stay up late and watch delinquent anime if you want a strong sense of justice tbh


61e162 (70)  No.124573>>124576 >>124581

File (hide): 33539737c3d5226⋯.jpg (90.32 KB, 992x702, 496:351, BumBum17.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124570

SHow usyour willy


7ef83a (9)  No.124574

>>124571

Is that one of those things Mario jumps on?


299dfa (47)  No.124575

File (hide): fc40fae336df841⋯.jpg (154.83 KB, 628x511, 628:511, 1483825708846.jpg) (h) (u)


7ef83a (9)  No.124576>>124577

File (hide): 6011626c3e014d6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 100.33 KB, 1180x842, 590:421, wonka.jpg.CROP.promo-xlarg….jpg) (h) (u)


61e162 (70)  No.124577>>124578

File (hide): a987466b6e72085⋯.jpg (255.95 KB, 750x499, 750:499, BumBum21.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124576

>Circumcised

Begone gaiboi


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124578>>124579

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>>124570

There hasn't been any gayposting today lad.

>>124577

Don't post chimpanzees pls.


7ef83a (9)  No.124579

>>124578

All posting is gayposting here.


3692f9 (103)  No.124580>>124582 >>124584 >>124587

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3692f9 (103)  No.124581>>124583

>>124573

>farting on the flag daily


299dfa (47)  No.124582

>>124580

>neos next argument with imperiumposter.png


61e162 (70)  No.124583>>124587

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>>124581

I will have to tear them off her then smh, it is truly my patriotic duty


9974d9 (15)  No.124584>>124585

>>124580

It's only gay if your balls touch and you like it.


61e162 (70)  No.124585>>124586

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>>124584

Let's have sex to see if we are gay or not lad


9974d9 (15)  No.124586>>124589 >>124592

>>124585

But what happens if we like it? I'm not a homo.


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124587>>124591 >>124592 >>124593

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>>124580

But that's not straight in any way.

>>124583

Laaaaad I told you to stop posting apes.


b7e813 (9)  No.124588>>124590

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>need to give details of dad's benefits to apply for free NHS prescriptions

>he is away and comes back after I go abroad

>I come back in two weeks time

>the jews will use this tardiness against me

>I will come back to hefty fines

at times like this I really wish I could have a proper smoke

still haven't managed to do more than char the top baccy in the pipe


61e162 (70)  No.124589>>124591

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*doesn't rise to neo's bullying*

>>124586

Then we have to kiss and kiss until we are absolutely sure and i will make hot chocolate and stroke your hair to celebrate being not gay


7ea26e (11)  No.124590>>124596 >>124634

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>5gb update

>>124588

should just move to Cymru lad, you get free prescriptions by default


9974d9 (15)  No.124591>>124595 >>124600

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>>124587

It is as straight as you want it to be.

>>124589

That sounds a lot gayer than buggery.


3692f9 (103)  No.124592>>124600

>>124586

>I'm not a homo.

Not yet, but if you like it I guess you become one.

>>124587

>But that's not straight in any way.

>I’d heard of the term “men who have sex with men” (msm), but was confused as to why these straight men/gay men hook-ups were occurring so commonly, and what it was all about.

>Are these men secretly gay and in hiding?

>As it turns out, not all of them are. After investigating the issue and speaking to some of the men involved, I was surprised to find out that as well as some of these men being in the closet, there is also a population of guys out there who are hooking up with other guys just for the pure ease at which a hook up can occur.

>>It is not necessarily about sexual attraction to a gender, but sexual pleasure.

>Finding a gay man who has experience in this was not difficult at all. Max* informed me that finding straight men to hook up with is not that hard. “It’s pretty easy to find if you know where you are looking. Probably any toilet you go to is a beat,” he said.

>He also informed me of a recent encounter he had with a straight man at a sex on premises club who he thought was gay.

>Towards the end of the encounter, his phone rang displaying a photo of the man he was hooking up with and his wife on their wedding day. This was later reconfirmed by a text message which said, “You give head as good as my wife does.”


299dfa (47)  No.124593>>124600

>>124587

>But that's not straight in any way.

Neither's pegging but you still promote it


7ea26e (11)  No.124594>>124598


61e162 (70)  No.124595>>124598

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>>124591

>That sounds a lot gayer than buggery.

kek,whatever homo


3692f9 (103)  No.124596>>124599

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>>124590

>tfw updates took less than a minute


299dfa (47)  No.124597

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STOP BEING GAYISTS


3692f9 (103)  No.124598

>>124595

I love him, lads

>>124594

Wew. Have to appeal to the voter base I guess


7ea26e (11)  No.124599>>124601

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>>124596

ITS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE SUPER INTERNET ITS GOING TO TAKE ME 3 HOURS AT LEAST


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124600>>124601

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>>124591

It's hella gay.

>>124592

>giving yourself AIDs just because it's faster to find available men than women

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

>>124593

Pegging is straight because it's between a biological man and a biological woman.

Two biological men having sex is the definition of gay.


3692f9 (103)  No.124601>>124602

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>>124599

[image]

>>124600

Based hedonism. I wonder if these straight men are still straight when they end up going to poz parties.


9974d9 (15)  No.124602>>124603

>>124601

Of course they are if everyone else there identifies as straight.


3692f9 (103)  No.124603

>>124602

That's great. It's time we stop associating AIDS with homosexuality.


75e6f1 (23)  No.124604>>124605 >>124606 >>124607 >>124609 >>124610

hello my friends


299dfa (47)  No.124605>>124608


cf95f1 (20)  No.124606>>124608

>>124604

bonjour


ef8c8e (40)  No.124607>>124608

>>124604

bonjour, petite fromage


75e6f1 (23)  No.124608>>124611

>>124605

>>124606

>>124607

how are you doing today


3692f9 (103)  No.124609

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>>124604

Are you our friend, lad?


7ef83a (9)  No.124610>>124612 >>124613

>>124604

I always read that phrase in an Indian accent.


ef8c8e (40)  No.124611>>124612

>>124608

quite well thank you, and yourself?


75e6f1 (23)  No.124612>>124613 >>124615

>>124610

why do they slowly tilt their heads left and right when they talk to you

>>124611

I'm fine thank you


ef8c8e (40)  No.124613

>>124610

kek

>>124612

good, good


3692f9 (103)  No.124614>>124616 >>124618 >>124626

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3692f9 (103)  No.124615

>>124612

>not giving me a (You)

You're definitely not a friend


ef8c8e (40)  No.124616>>124620

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>>124614

>mfw we win again

we cant be stopped now


75e6f1 (23)  No.124617>>124619 >>124621 >>124622 >>124624 >>124626

question is,

d-do you like France


7ef83a (9)  No.124618

>>124614

I almost want them to do it. Show everyone how much of a farce this all is.


ef8c8e (40)  No.124619>>124623

>>124617

honestly i know english people are supposed to dislike france but i think its quite nice


3692f9 (103)  No.124620

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>>124616

>tfw a third Brexit referendum is looking more likely by the day


61e162 (70)  No.124621

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>>124617

C'est magnifique, mon amor


3692f9 (103)  No.124622

>>124617

One of our posters is part French I think. Where did you come from, friend?


61e162 (70)  No.124623>>124625

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>>124619

The strongest bonds are forged in the hottest fires tbh, they're good lads with a great nationalist movement and nice lasses tbh tbf bmw tbqhwyl lol lmao


cf95f1 (20)  No.124624


ef8c8e (40)  No.124625

>>124623

yeah i agree


7ea26e (11)  No.124626

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>>124614

>it's definitly going to happen you guys

t. pravda

lmao

>>124617

not at the moment considering they're soon to be a majority muslim nation and knock down ancient cathedrals to make way for more mosques.


75e6f1 (23)  No.124627>>124628 >>124629 >>124643

and finally, maybe this is the most important question :

[spoiler]where can I get an english gf[spoiler]


ef8c8e (40)  No.124628>>124632

>>124627

a good place to find an english gf, is i assume to go to england


299dfa (47)  No.124629

>>124627

Why would you want a huwhite gf


3692f9 (103)  No.124630>>124633

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Reminder that this poem was made before the welfare state and it was really risky to try and make it to and in America.

reminder that the one who made it was a yid


3692f9 (103)  No.124631>>124634 >>124686 >>124688

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>It is cis people who should be upfront about what they are and what they like, not trans people


75e6f1 (23)  No.124632>>124634 >>124635 >>124649

>>124628

is it easy to find work there


7ea26e (11)  No.124633>>124634 >>124636

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>>124630

Based civic Goebbels BTFO a FAKE NEWS shill the other day over this


b7e813 (9)  No.124634>>124636 >>124637

>go shopping

>tasty salamis on sale

>buy some

>get home and open a "mini" one for lunch

>they're 30% smaller than the packet they're in

FALSE ADVERTISING REEE

>>124590

>England subsidizes the rest of the isles with their tax money and gets nothing in return

REEEEEE

I knew the Scots took loads of shekels to fund their communist utopia but Wales too? smh

>>124631

>yall

>>124632

no

>>124633

did spicer get shoahed for his "yes we want to go to war with syria" "slip up" or w/e? or are they still doing that


ef8c8e (40)  No.124635

>>124632

not really, stay in you rown country and keep your eyes open. When i went skiing there were french people who were instructors for inexperienced skiers, alot of the people who needed help where english lasses so that might be a good place to try and pick some up


3692f9 (103)  No.124636>>124637

>>124633

I don't really get the hype about this. Felt like he kind of let the journalist walk over him and then what he said was basically "u r the real racist" tier.

>>124634

>they're 30% smaller than the packet they're in

Wew.


7ea26e (11)  No.124637>>124641

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>>124634

PAY FOR OUR HEALTH CARE

>>124636

>what he said was basically "u r the real racist" tier.

pretty much

KEK using the liberals game against them! let's forget that framing the argument in this way is what they want


7ea26e (11)  No.124638>>124642

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ef8c8e (40)  No.124640

>>124639

banter


3692f9 (103)  No.124641>>124652

>>124637

I would have preferred it if he used the argument about what demographics were before and what the immigration policy was before. Especially since the CNN guy kept talking about what America is about. How can America be about something so relatively new? Even the poem he sited was made over hundreds years before the immigration act of 1965. America was 90% "white" in 1960. ahhh


3692f9 (103)  No.124642>>124652

>>124638

Posted that yesterday so I am doing to delete this post tbh


9974d9 (15)  No.124643>>124644

>>124627

If you find out please tell me because I want one too.


3692f9 (103)  No.124644>>124646 >>124647 >>124648

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>>124643

Are you one of the good men?


3692f9 (103)  No.124645>>124650

>obese old women with useless degrees have the gall to demand better men

really pisses me off, lads


61e162 (70)  No.124646

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>>124644

kek, I wonder what the problem could bee?


299dfa (47)  No.124647

>>124644

BASED

WHITE

WOMEN


9974d9 (15)  No.124648>>124651

>>124644

No, I'm a good boy. No washed-up spinsters for me.


299dfa (47)  No.124649

>>124632

fuck off we're full


ef8c8e (40)  No.124650

>>124645

the sense of entitlement everyone has these days astounds me tbh


61e162 (70)  No.124651

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>>124648

Leave the MILFs for Vanlad, I shall take the youngest possible lasses


7ea26e (11)  No.124652>>124655

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>>124641

wouldn't that argument be a racial one since the act got rid of preference to huwhites to immigrate? even if the argument is correct you're not allowed to say it smh

>>124642

ahhh please you wouldn't do that


3692f9 (103)  No.124653

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>mfw a man says he wants a younger woman he can have children with

angry women are really unattractive


7ea26e (11)  No.124654>>124656 >>124657

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>game out for TWELVE years

>still no way to mute the voice commands but still hear the game

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS


3692f9 (103)  No.124655>>124657

>>124652

>wouldn't that argument be a racial one since the act got rid of preference to huwhites to immigrate? even if the argument is correct you're not allowed to say it smh

I guess. I thought since it was historical it would be okay, but it would make it racial. smh


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124656>>124658 >>124660

>>124654

>Battlefield 2 came out twelve years ago

>Battlefield 1 came out last year

What were they thinking.


b7e813 (9)  No.124657>>124660

>>124654

>>124655

I have battlefield 2 and

Forgotten Hope 2 is pretty comfy tbh maybe we should have a newbrit squad night in it


299dfa (47)  No.124658

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>>124656

WE WUZ BRITISH SOLDIERS


3692f9 (103)  No.124659>>124660

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who /volcel/ here?


7ea26e (11)  No.124660>>124661

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>>124656

that recent naming convention is pretty annoying

>>124657

that would be great, most people could probably run it since it's so old and it's free now as well, we're overdue some kind of vidya night in general

never played that mod but ww2 is always fun

>>124659

wew is that a Rei daki?


3692f9 (103)  No.124661>>124665

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>>124660

>wew is that a Rei daki?

Yeah


75e6f1 (23)  No.124662>>124663 >>124664 >>124668

thank you for answering, my friends

take care

goodbye


299dfa (47)  No.124663

>>124662

Keep safe lad


61e162 (70)  No.124664

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>>124662

A bientot, sallope x


6e46e5 (43)  No.124665>>124670


299dfa (47)  No.124666>>124669

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61e162 (70)  No.124667

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ef8c8e (40)  No.124668

>>124662

bye mysterious french friend


6e46e5 (43)  No.124669

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3692f9 (103)  No.124670>>124671 >>124672 >>124675

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>>124665

Imperium


75e6f1 (23)  No.124671>>124674

>>124670

I forgot your (You)

have your rush of dopamine my friend


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124672

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>>124670

Ayyyy.


3692f9 (103)  No.124673>>124676 >>124681 >>124689

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I am sure they were walking in a racist way…


3692f9 (103)  No.124674

>>124671

Thanks, lad. Later.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124675

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>>124670

whyyyyyyyyyyyy


ef8c8e (40)  No.124676>>124680 >>124682

>>124673

what the fuck, why! Strop sharing these they make me so fucking mad


75e6f1 (23)  No.124677>>124678 >>124679 >>124683

I'd like to stay here but I know nothing of british politics to be honest


299dfa (47)  No.124678

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>>124677

we don't really talk about it too much

stay


6e46e5 (43)  No.124679

>>124677

>to be honest

that's all you need to know tbh


3692f9 (103)  No.124680>>124683

>>124676

It made me mad so I had to share it smh


61e162 (70)  No.124681

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>>124673

If a nigger bounces up to you smash his face in. He isn't there for a chat. It is merely a question of when it will attack not if.


76044a (1)  No.124682

>>124676

t.riggered huwhiteboi


ef8c8e (40)  No.124683>>124684 >>124692

>>124677

just stay, its not really about politics anyway

>>124680

Stop because there is nothing we can do about it and it just makes everyone feel like shit tbh


61e162 (70)  No.124684>>124685

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>>124683

>just stay, its not really about politics anyway

This. It's about our favourite blacked.com videos and based homosexuality.


75e6f1 (23)  No.124685>>124687

>>124684

who is this pure christian virgin ?


7ef83a (9)  No.124686

>>124631

>it's not common sense to assume that 9/10 people are the way that 9/10 people are


61e162 (70)  No.124687>>124693 >>124696

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9974d9 (15)  No.124688

>>124631

I don't know much about women, but I do know if you were to say that to them on the first date it would also be the last.


2412f5 (13)  No.124689>>124691

>>124673

Tbh I'm angrier at the whites than the blacks in this one


b0cc53 (1)  No.124690

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ef8c8e (40)  No.124691>>124694

>>124689

blacks look older tbf what could they do?


3692f9 (103)  No.124692>>124697

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>>124683

>Stop because there is nothing we can do about it and it just makes everyone feel like shit tbh

I'm going to post what I want, lad.


299dfa (47)  No.124693

>>124687

>wogs die out because other wogs won't donate blood

POTTERY


2412f5 (13)  No.124694


2412f5 (13)  No.124695>>124697 >>124699 >>124706

I learned the descriptive phrase for the girls I tend to like today lads. "heroine chic"


3692f9 (103)  No.124696>>124698 >>124699

>>124687

Wew. Didn't know we had different blood


ef8c8e (40)  No.124697>>124701 >>124706

>>124692

Thanks for pointing out the obvious, i was just asking if you could not

>>124695

what does that mean


61e162 (70)  No.124698>>124701

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>>124696

We even have different skin thicknesses and textures lass smh


299dfa (47)  No.124699>>124700 >>124701 >>124706

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>>124695

what the fuck lad

>>124696

If you think about it it's sort of obvious that we'd have different blood.


61e162 (70)  No.124700

File (hide): 993947587c99d8b⋯.jpg (134.05 KB, 760x1013, 760:1013, Cubiculum7.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124699

The NHS is actually very race realist if you read its leaflets and stuff. The Anthony Nolan bone marrow donations requests ask the same from people smh


3692f9 (103)  No.124701>>124702 >>124703 >>124704

>>124698

>>124699

We all bleed red smh

>>124697

>Thanks for pointing out the obvious, i was just asking if you could not

I'm not trying to be a cunt, lad


ef8c8e (40)  No.124702>>124707

>>124701

well the way you reacted was in a very "cunty" way tbh


9974d9 (15)  No.124703>>124709

File (hide): 4433334196acfe5⋯.jpg (318.05 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, 630-134.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124701

No we don't. Black people have black blood.


61e162 (70)  No.124704>>124709

>>124701

>We all bleed red smh

*unsheaths protractor*

That "red" is called blood and contains genetic information which determines everything about are physical being. Nothing personal, lass.

*flies away on steampunk gyrokopter*


299dfa (47)  No.124705

>tfw no imperium wife


2412f5 (13)  No.124706>>124708 >>124709 >>124710 >>124714

>>124695

heroin* chic

>>124697

dark eyes and hollow cheekbones lad. Typically boney, that part I don't really mind either way. Essentially they look like heroin addicts barely coping. like pic related

Also I think cara is heroin chic

>>124699

what lad…?


3692f9 (103)  No.124707>>124714

File (hide): ee0e9b73b9d129f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 445.72 KB, 640x377, 640:377, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

I wonder what it feels like to have spikes like this in your throat.

>>124702

Actually waited a while to try and come up with a response that didn't seem passive aggressive but couldn't tbh


75e6f1 (23)  No.124708>>124717

>>124706

hnnng Cara


3692f9 (103)  No.124709>>124717

File (hide): a9a8dbce92aeea6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 124.05 KB, 326x245, 326:245, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124703

Lad…

>>124704

>*flies away on steampunk gyrokopter*

Made me kek simply because how much Sam Hyde hates steampunk

>>124706

>no bit brows gf

smh


299dfa (47)  No.124710>>124717

File (hide): 5fe57ab4e9924fe⋯.jpg (128.68 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, DCSusdlV0AAU9KW.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124706

>what lad…?

that's awful tbh


61e162 (70)  No.124711

File (hide): 96868dad831d021⋯.png (57.87 KB, 628x419, 628:419, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Look at what I found completely independently:

https://twitter.com/GiveBloodNHS/status/892701832686047233


61e162 (70)  No.124712>>124715 >>124722

File (hide): 508185e20b2870f⋯.jpg (68.89 KB, 760x1013, 760:1013, Cubiculum6.jpg) (h) (u)

Muscles are aching from swimming lessons tbh, feels good.

Where is waifu poster?


3692f9 (103)  No.124713

File (hide): 2e51a04bf1d5e8c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 818.51 KB, 900x600, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>tfw you evolve a shell for protection and then you evolve a long vulnerable neck


ef8c8e (40)  No.124714>>124720 >>124727

>>124707

litterally just adding "sorry lad but" at the start would have made you seem less of a dick tbh brainlet smh

>>124706

oh, in your original post you put "heroine" chic's like as in hero.


3692f9 (103)  No.124715>>124719

>>124712

swimming lessons?


61e162 (70)  No.124716>>124722 >>124730

File (hide): 60e9515df8072e1⋯.png (167.55 KB, 580x563, 580:563, WhiteLassPepe.png) (h) (u)

>When you see that the basketball team all have big black icks much bigger than the puny white boiz at your school so you get gangbanged by niggers in earshot of your boyfriend and dad


2412f5 (13)  No.124717>>124720 >>124723

>>124708

Cara is the 4th most beautiful woman in the world. I would conquer all of africa with only my 2 hands and some PCP if it would mean I could long dong her.

Also, are you actually french?

>>124709

Natural big brows are honestly god tier. All those drawn on eyebrow thots should be put down.

>>124710

Don't blame me lad, blame the environment that I grew up in.


3692f9 (103)  No.124718

Speaking of swimming lessons

>the single mummy can't swim


61e162 (70)  No.124719>>124720 >>124722

File (hide): 2baf2fbd2157157⋯.jpg (100.31 KB, 750x750, 1:1, BumBum34.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124715

Yeah lass, can't swim. Want to learn so that I can go when I want and see prime irl bumbums without having to work for it smh


3692f9 (103)  No.124720>>124724 >>124727 >>124729 >>124735

>>124714

>litterally just adding "sorry lad but" at the start would have made you seem less of a dick tbh brainlet smh

Fuck. That would have worked. sorry, lad

>>124717

>Natural big brows are honestly god tier. All those drawn on eyebrow thots should be put down.

They're pretty rare tbh. Don't know if it's something I prefer, but I guess it being rare and unusual makes it more exotic and attractive in a way. Even if she kind of looks like a boy, no homo.

>>124719

Strange, lad. I thought everyone would learn that growing up.


3692f9 (103)  No.124721

File (hide): b598e5db9a2988c⋯.png (201.18 KB, 313x292, 313:292, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


6e46e5 (43)  No.124722>>124726 >>124731

File (hide): 81d3b57275bb67a⋯.jpg (117.2 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, 1500532469939.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124712

he left months ago without a trace or word, no one has seen him since…

>>124716

>>124719

>can't swim

>bbc posts

/thinking/ here tbh


75e6f1 (23)  No.124723>>124729 >>124741

>>124717

>actually french

well I was born in France but my parents are from the country of your oldest ally


61e162 (70)  No.124724

File (hide): df66980e9caf472⋯.jpg (16.81 KB, 236x353, 236:353, BumBum25.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124720

I sort of did but most of the time I just hid in the cubicles so that the girls wouldn't see my legs smh


3692f9 (103)  No.124725

File (hide): e352dfd450a5d11⋯.png (368.67 KB, 564x423, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*laffs*


3692f9 (103)  No.124726>>124731 >>124755

File (hide): d9be8ae8ca35798⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124722

>>can't swim

>>bbc posts

>/thinking/ here tbh

/thinking/ tbh

Why can't they swim anyway? Does their BBCs function as an anchor?


2412f5 (13)  No.124727>>124734

>>124714

yeah sorry for the misunderstanding lad. My brain misfired tbh. I also type one handed but that wasn't the reason for typo this time around.

>>124720

>they rare

Yeah, solid brows are rare on lads so even rarer on girls. It is my preference tbh, girls need at least solid eyebrows if they wanna roll w/ me


3692f9 (103)  No.124728

*do


ef8c8e (40)  No.124729>>124732

>>124720

its fine lad, i know you didnt mean anything by it

>>124723

>country of your oldest ally

based isreal?


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124730>>124733 >>124756

File (hide): 52b46d3ffeeb613⋯.jpg (113.13 KB, 700x988, 175:247, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….jpg) (h) (u)

>>124716

Lad why do you always regress into this state.


61e162 (70)  No.124731>>124755

>>124722

>>124726

Lawdy, I shaw dun goofed mayn!

Bone density is the reason they are poor swimmiers tbh


75e6f1 (23)  No.124732>>124734

>>124729

Portugal


61e162 (70)  No.124733>>124737 >>124739

File (hide): 472d7c9a1e2ebe0⋯.png (13.69 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BigBlackKang.png) (h) (u)

>>124730

Gibs me a kiss Black rider ooga booga


ef8c8e (40)  No.124734>>124736

>>124727

ya nut case *eats fancy jap biscuits*

>>124732

basedalso brown, stay out the uk


9974d9 (15)  No.124735>>124755 >>124756

>>124720

>I thought everyone would learn that growing up

I can't swim either but that's because I don't like public pools and the only bodies of water near me are streams, ponds and bogs.


75e6f1 (23)  No.124736>>124740

>>124734

but I'm white


7ef83a (9)  No.124737>>124748

>>124733

Your willy is poorly centered.


299dfa (47)  No.124738

STOP BEING GAY


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124739>>124748

File (hide): 21086aa6ac44e6e⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1416x3444, 118:287, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Based NHS tbh.

>>124733

Lad stop, you're going to get yourself banned again.


ef8c8e (40)  No.124740>>124742

>>124736

*h'white

what colour are your eyes?


2412f5 (13)  No.124741

>>124723

youre not brown are you lad?


75e6f1 (23)  No.124742>>124745 >>124751

>>124740

b-brown


4f596f (2)  No.124743>>124744 >>124752

>still blacked posting

>not porked posting


299dfa (47)  No.124744>>124754

File (hide): a3a23e08e0af722⋯.jpg (163.64 KB, 765x802, 765:802, a3a23e08e0af722ad6fa48aa0d….jpg) (h) (u)


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124745

>>124742

Are you Algerian lad?


b145af (1)  No.124746>>124756

File (hide): f3973083cbe9f22⋯.jpg (415.54 KB, 1588x2246, 794:1123, f3973083cbe9f22e0abc284dfd….jpg) (h) (u)

wasnt she gonna host her own show or something? what happened to it?


7ef83a (9)  No.124747

Some top banter in that image.


61e162 (70)  No.124748

File (hide): a55f58d2bfb9985⋯.jpg (1.8 MB, 1279x1920, 1279:1920, BumBum6.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124737

It was defawmed by da rayssiss slayv dravaz mayn! We wuz had pyramids dicks nigga! Yakoob have mercy on day souls! I swear to dat big massah in da sky i show duzz!

>>124739

*softly strokes your cheek*

*leans in to whisper*

I am sorry, m'lass


299dfa (47)  No.124749>>124761

>sudden urge to play yugioh


3692f9 (103)  No.124750

File (hide): f103f4f0ddabee4⋯.png (86.7 KB, 330x586, 165:293, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Fucking HELL


ef8c8e (40)  No.124751>>124753

>>124742

what colour is your hair?


61e162 (70)  No.124752

File (hide): 107345fcdd6bcec⋯.jpg (1008.11 KB, 4256x2832, 266:177, BumBum20.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124743

>>>/zoo/

???pornsocket.com


75e6f1 (23)  No.124753>>124757 >>124759 >>124767

>>124751

l-light brown

starting to feel uncomfortable tbh


4f596f (2)  No.124754

File (hide): dfbd7832dd16d2e⋯.jpg (68.97 KB, 949x771, 949:771, jimpiggu.JPG) (h) (u)


6e46e5 (43)  No.124755>>124766

File (hide): e9d0bdcbe38b2b8⋯.png (1.4 MB, 980x735, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124726

kek

>>124731

you're a /newbrit/ nigger and you wanna be free, hell with B.R.I.T

>>124735

>not living next to coast

poor lad

tfw I barely go to the beaches anyway let alone swim


3692f9 (103)  No.124756>>124763 >>124776

>>124730

Is that lance or whatever it is made of hair?

>>124735

Definitely should learn it, lad. The polar ice caps are melting!

>>124746

Think that was just a meme, lad. I wish tbh


ef8c8e (40)  No.124757>>124758 >>124760 >>124764

>>124753

let me guess your skin is tan?


75e6f1 (23)  No.124758>>124765

>>124757

well with more than 30°C every day in summer

yes


61e162 (70)  No.124759

File (hide): cb9c8b3d928478a⋯.jpg (194.16 KB, 1208x859, 1208:859, BumBum14.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124753

You sound sexy tbh lad. Post pics of our bum?


299dfa (47)  No.124760>>124762 >>124765

>>124757

this is getting a bit weird tbh


6e46e5 (43)  No.124761>>124783

File (hide): e8d401a261005d5⋯.png (77.81 KB, 217x225, 217:225, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124749

I always wanted to play that game in primary school but no one else was into it so I never got any cards, had to settle with Doctor Who cards instead

even got a Tardis box to hold all the cards in kek


75e6f1 (23)  No.124762>>124770 >>124772 >>124776

>>124760

I just want an english gf that's all


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124763

>>124756

I'm not sure, it's supposed to be magic.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124764

>>124757

leave him alone even with those traits he can still be huwhite h-haha


ef8c8e (40)  No.124765

>>124758

them im sorry lad you're not white, or atleast not north west european. Tbf Portuguese are pretty cool anyway

>>124760

im just proving that the lad isnt white


3692f9 (103)  No.124766

File (hide): 078340e05ca7b45⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1478x739, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124755

*comes ashore*


28328e (52)  No.124767>>124768 >>124769 >>124771

>>124753

Don't worry 22st is a paki tbh.


75e6f1 (23)  No.124768>>124773 >>124774

>>124767

poor soul


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124769>>124775 >>124778 >>124780 >>124785

>>124767

Lies, 22st is blond and clearly an ethnic anglo.


2412f5 (13)  No.124770>>124777

>>124762

Sorry lad, I'm going to have to ask you to stick with your own blood. There's no room for mixing on this isle.


3692f9 (103)  No.124771

>>124767

So you're one of the defamers…


299dfa (47)  No.124772

>>124762

why would you want that


61e162 (70)  No.124773

File (hide): aa73ce356b4629a⋯.jpg (79.86 KB, 441x604, 441:604, BumBum15.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124768

Don't worry lad, we have two other foreign posters here. A lass called dafty from Russia and a lad who calls himself "Dorset" from Poland.


ef8c8e (40)  No.124774

>>124768

that was a joke, the lad has blond hair


299dfa (47)  No.124775

>>124769

You're an ethnic SLAG


9974d9 (15)  No.124776>>124779

>>124756

I've looked at their predictions, I'm safe on my nice hills.

>>124762

I want a French gf to sing me frère jacques.


75e6f1 (23)  No.124777>>124782 >>124784

>>124770

please no

give me a chance


6e46e5 (43)  No.124778>>124785 >>124797

File (hide): c097793a15d32c2⋯.png (191.69 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1465426607328.png) (h) (u)

>>124769

ITS NOT TRUE ITS NOT TRUE


75e6f1 (23)  No.124779>>124786

>>124776

frère jacques

frère jacques

dormez vous ? dormez vous ?

sonnez les matines

ding dang dong


28328e (52)  No.124780

File (hide): 73c07500f4b6485⋯.jpg (963.16 KB, 1559x1329, 1559:1329, oinked.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124769

Post pics.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124781>>124793 >>124796

>there's a no commanders allowed server


ef8c8e (40)  No.124782>>124786 >>124788

>>124777

lad i cant in good conscious endorse you having one of are lasses


299dfa (47)  No.124783>>124805

File (hide): f06c08154f8cc49⋯.jpg (71.87 KB, 480x854, 240:427, BKXjjotCYAIq6Jw.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124761

I had that exact same tardis with those doctor who cards.

I still have the cards at my parent's house, but I've no idea where the tardis thing went


2412f5 (13)  No.124784>>124788 >>124789 >>124791

>>124777

You were given your chance in your past life. You didn't possess enough honour to reincarnate as an englishman.


3692f9 (103)  No.124785>>124787 >>124794 >>124797 >>124805

File (hide): 13a97e8afe61e52⋯.png (85.47 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124769

Ahhh my brother has red hair and my niece has red hair and I have a kind of golden red in my beard. T-that's a britonic trait, right?

>>124778

Don't worry lass I am 100% native Briton.


9974d9 (15)  No.124786

>>124779

It's not the same lad.

>>124782

It's ok. He'll swap one of his for one of ares with me.


ef8c8e (40)  No.124787>>124793

>>124785

that sounds celtic as fuck lad, very welsh and cool tbh


75e6f1 (23)  No.124788>>124792 >>124800

>>124782

but I'll be a good husband and father and a quiet citizen

>>124784

I was blessed with whiteMediterranean genes though


28328e (52)  No.124789>>124800

File (hide): 4e9a6b8b4ffb8b2⋯.jpg (36.27 KB, 760x333, 760:333, mixedmuttsky.JPG) (h) (u)


48ae63 (2)  No.124790

>Need to see a doctor

>Head to the local surgery

>Got to wait 45 minutes after my appointment time to be seen

>Doctors calling people in

>"Hello I am doctor Jahalli" x 5

>Look to the right of me

>OH SHIT

>It's a paki with the a nose so bent it looks like a jew fucked a parrot

>With her is a mechanical Paki

>Some kind of inbred thing in a wheelchair with a hockey stick (seriously)

>Avert gaze to avoid starting the race war

>Finally get called in by white male doctor

>"I have another doctor with me today, is that okay?"

>"Sure", some specky git with a clickboard, nothing new there

>It's a fucking female Paki

>Oh boy

>Room smells like curry forever more

I saw 5 pakis in the space of 30 minutes, maybe 20 white people. This is a British village 30 minutes from the nearest town and we're getting invaded by the curry troops..


299dfa (47)  No.124791>>124800


ef8c8e (40)  No.124792

>>124788

i mean its not like i can stop you but i dont like you doing it


3692f9 (103)  No.124793>>124795 >>124796 >>124799 >>124805

File (hide): 1da5cd79d0e52bc⋯.png (748.77 KB, 1490x829, 1490:829, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124781

n-nice Adam's apple, lass

>>124787

thanks lad. I hope my stache becomes truly golden like my dad's one day.


61e162 (70)  No.124794

>>124785

That reminds me, I must start a ginger lass folder


cf95f1 (20)  No.124795>>124798

>>124793

*kill bill sires*


299dfa (47)  No.124796


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124797>>124804 >>124805

File (hide): bb159d868e5440d⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 1024x1400, 128:175, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….jpg) (h) (u)

>>124778

I'm sorry lass, we all know it's true.

>>124785

Red hair is common in the viking sagas so it's also Scandinavian. You've definitely got Briton blood in your family but the question is how much.

At least we know you aren't a swarthy taig.


b7e813 (9)  No.124798>>124802

>>124795

hullo lad we're testng another CoE patch if you want in


1ce273 (1)  No.124799>>124801

File (hide): b0dea4bf8b17170⋯.jpg (28.03 KB, 634x368, 317:184, lkljpg.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124793

>boipucci


2412f5 (13)  No.124800

>>124788

>white Mediterranean

aka at least 30% moor

>>124789

>>124791

Now THAT is what I call a shame. None the less, she is attractive and will reside in my qt folder. One final one for the road i think


299dfa (47)  No.124801

File (hide): 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0⋯.jpg (215.44 KB, 721x1112, 721:1112, 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0802d4c7ee2d….jpg) (h) (u)


cf95f1 (20)  No.124802>>124803

>>124798

hmmmmm maybe hang on my pc is set up for my TV rn


b7e813 (9)  No.124803

>>124802

join us in disc when ready


3692f9 (103)  No.124804>>124813

>>124797

>Red hair is common in the viking sagas so it's also Scandinavian. You've definitely got Briton blood in your family but the question is how much.

one of my grandmummies is Scandinavian smh


6e46e5 (43)  No.124805>>124807 >>124808 >>124810 >>124813

File (hide): cfcfa7acdddd76f⋯.png (24.7 KB, 599x98, 599:98, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

this is reminding me of how on 4britpol there was this "based" filipino anglophile who posted in every thread and because he was a good poster he convinced half the thread to want him to immigrate here, but then he kept asking people to post their hometowns as thread editions and after he was called out on it he stopped posting

>>124783

topkek goodlad. it was a lot of fun honestly.

>>124785

I hope that's true lad, and at the very worst you're a CIVIC Welshman and will defend our values, like backstabbing… d-don't backstab us for the Anglos now lad..

>>124793

LAD I GOT IT FROM /V/ I SWEAR THAT BOARD IS DEGENERATE IVE NEVER BEEN THERE

>>124797

you won't convert him lass I know you want to assimilate him into the angloborg but we will defend our bogs to the last man!


3692f9 (103)  No.124806

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>people keep sending stuff to scat enabler while ignoring civic fencer

ahhhhhhhhhh GIVE CIVIC FENCER SOME OF YOUR SUBSCRIBERS YOU CUNT


ef8c8e (40)  No.124807>>124810 >>124814

>>124805

> post their hometowns as thread editions and after he was called out on it he stopped posting

w-why did he ask that?


3692f9 (103)  No.124808>>124814

>>124805

>LAD I GOT IT FROM /V/ I SWEAR THAT BOARD IS DEGENERATE IVE NEVER BEEN THERE

>feeling like you have to prove it

Lass don't worry, I know you got it from /v/ *winks*

>but then he kept asking people to post their hometowns as thread editions and after he was called out on it he stopped posting

but why?


75e6f1 (23)  No.124809>>124812

how can I stop video games once and for all, my friends


299dfa (47)  No.124810>>124811 >>124814

File (hide): 4e648c9b40003c8⋯.jpg (111.61 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, C-QVTiPXYAAgyyO.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124807

>w-why did he ask that?

He was the filipino version of GCHQ

>>124805

>LAD I GOT IT FROM /V/ I SWEAR THAT BOARD IS DEGENERATE IVE NEVER BEEN THERE

I don't believe you


3692f9 (103)  No.124811>>124828

>>124810

Why wouldn't you believe what somebody says, lad?


ef8c8e (40)  No.124812

>>124809

get a shitty netbook which can't run anything


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124813>>124823

>>124804

Wew, I'm good at this.

>>124805

>LAD I GOT IT FROM /V/ I SWEAR THAT BOARD IS DEGENERATE IVE NEVER BEEN THERE

I believe you…

>you won't convert him lass I know you want to assimilate him into the angloborg but we will defend our bogs to the last man!

I wish it was easier to define what Welsh ethnic traits were so we could identify them, smh.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124814>>124815 >>124817 >>124822

File (hide): 13a086a32218fe1⋯.jpg (43.71 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1501347025376.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124807

>>124808

the paranoid theory was that he was doing some kind of survey to find out where most britpollers live or something, I always found it really weird. of course loads of posters would happily post pics of their home town out of pride but it seemed like a really easy way to collect data tbh.

>>124808

t-thanks for believing me lad reverse image search was a mistake

>>124810

lad…


ef8c8e (40)  No.124815>>124816 >>124823

>>124814

that is really weird, why was everyone so retarded and ok with just giving away data smh


61e162 (70)  No.124816>>124818

>>124815

Hahahaha I'm 5'8 from Warrington lmfao


3692f9 (103)  No.124817>>124823

>>124814

I am sure he just wanted to know what place to move to tbh. Smh we're the real bigots


ef8c8e (40)  No.124818>>124819

>>124816

h-haha gchq he's joking, he's just joking


61e162 (70)  No.124819>>124820

>>124818

No I'm not hahaha my name is Christopher Lythgoe lmfao


ef8c8e (40)  No.124820>>124825

>>124819

lad i hope this is just bants


61e162 (70)  No.124821>>124827 >>124830 >>124853

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Japan should apologise for the Imperial period


9974d9 (15)  No.124822

>>124814

Good thing that there's nothing to be proud of in my nearest town then.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124823>>124824 >>124827 >>124829 >>124830

>>124813

thanks lass you know I'm moral

Wales is a bit mixed up ethnically and I suppose you can say that for England as well. NATION OF IMMIGRANTS tbh but not really

>>124815

people don't seem to care as much about privacy these days, I mean look at that new snapchat thing that shows you where everyone is, creepy.

>>124817

y-yeah, he was only a random filipino with an unusual interest in british politics


ef8c8e (40)  No.124824

>>124823

> I mean look at that new snapchat thing that shows you where everyone is, creepy.

god that freaks me the fuck out tbh


61e162 (70)  No.124825>>124826 >>124829 >>124835


ef8c8e (40)  No.124826


3692f9 (103)  No.124827>>124853

>>124823

>Wales is a bit mixed up ethnically and I suppose you can say that for England as well. NATION OF IMMIGRANTS tbh but not really

I forget where I heard it, but apparently northern and southern wales differ a lot from each other genetically. smh

>>124821

>visits Japan to see Japan and their culture

>wants to turn it into another multicultural hellhole


299dfa (47)  No.124828>>124832

>>124811

Lack of trust, especially in huwhite ""women""


9974d9 (15)  No.124829>>124831 >>124834 >>124853

>>124823

The snapchat map is only creepy if you have friends on it, which I don't so I'm covered there.

>>124825

>National Action’s Garron Helm, once imprisoned for antisemitic tweets

How does this even happen?


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124830>>124834 >>124853

File (hide): dba8dea8600dd31⋯.png (1.74 MB, 1633x2432, 1633:2432, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….png) (h) (u)

>>124821

Japan should return to it's imperial period and civilize the Korean peninsular and Manchuria tbh.

>>124823

We're one big nation of mutts now lass, smh.


cf95f1 (20)  No.124831>>124838

>>124829

Say something mean on twitter to a jewish mp and see what happens


3692f9 (103)  No.124832>>124833

>>124828

How can you trust gooks? They look like they're scheming all the time and they are so expressionless smh.


299dfa (47)  No.124833

>>124832

How can you trust huwhite women?


61e162 (70)  No.124834>>124838

>>124829

He tweeted her around 6000 tweets in an hour. He went to a youth offenders prison for 3 weeks for it and apologised.

>>124830

Someone needs to break up China tbh. I would have it so that they are all in a massive stalemate/constant warfare tbh


cf95f1 (20)  No.124835>>124836

File (hide): 95859f4b75a719f⋯.png (422.41 KB, 650x813, 650:813, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124825

BUMBUM EXPOSED


61e162 (70)  No.124836>>124837 >>124840 >>124841

File (hide): 7519a0a421ffee6⋯.jpg (60.71 KB, 750x750, 1:1, Kpop1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124835

*is exposed*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


3692f9 (103)  No.124837>>124839

>>124836

You're handsome, lad. Would let you fuck my wife if I had one. Disappointed you're not really black tbh


9974d9 (15)  No.124838

>>124831

That's just inviting trouble.

>>124834

>6000 tweets in an hour

That's definitely how we'll rid ourselves of such leeches. If only Hitler had had Twitter.


61e162 (70)  No.124839>>124840 >>124842 >>124843

File (hide): b1e51954f666f0d⋯.jpg (73.09 KB, 1080x644, 270:161, Kpop2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124837

kek, that's the lad who raped that mongo kid in the woods smh


299dfa (47)  No.124840


cf95f1 (20)  No.124841>>124844

>>124836

Got you now! Smh despite being an ex dafty I recognise no one in that article except Benji Ray and Davis, I also don't know a thing about people paying money to fund a secret training warehouse kek, who here /leftout/?


cf95f1 (20)  No.124842>>124845

>>124839

He also pissed on the kid and made the kid eat marrrmite. Mad Marmite Fleming tbh. and that mugshot is him getting arrested for fucking a 14 year old.


3692f9 (103)  No.124843

>>124839

smh I'm too gullible


61e162 (70)  No.124844>>124846

>>124841

The secretive insularity of the NW region means nobody outside of it had a clue what was going on. They didn't get the gym until after the ban according to what I have heard smh


3692f9 (103)  No.124845

>>124842

smh will we ever be able to stop the Anglomic ray guns?


cf95f1 (20)  No.124846>>124849

>>124844

Didn't they get a video of Garron Helms evil training camp as well?


299dfa (47)  No.124847>>124848

is that why the police keep making "it starts at the gym and ends with a dead paki, keep an eye out for far right extremism" tweets


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124848>>124850 >>124852

>>124847

Should ban white men from exercise tbh, it fuels hate crimes.


61e162 (70)  No.124849>>124851

>>124846

Yeah, he really is an absolute mong smh


299dfa (47)  No.124850

>>124848

look at the damage it's done to you


cf95f1 (20)  No.124851>>124854

>>124849

Tbh ever since h came out of jail I was certain he became an informant


3692f9 (103)  No.124852

File (hide): a1d50c5375af418⋯.png (858.04 KB, 1080x1493, 1080:1493, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


6e46e5 (43)  No.124853>>124855

File (hide): 8aee7019539b0db⋯.jpg (117.81 KB, 576x960, 3:5, welshwoman.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124821

>it's a jews have subverted whites so hard that now whites are going on to subvert other nations episode

LEAVE THEM ALONE

>>124827

wouldn't be surprised, those gogledd scum :^)

>>124829

never even had a snapchat tbh

>>124830

I-i guess it's time to blanda up to finish the process..


61e162 (70)  No.124854

>>124851

Interesting idea tbh. He talks to prevent ALOT and this leak had to come from somewhere. Glad I packed that shite in before they got to know my name and stuff smh


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124855>>124856 >>124857 >>124859 >>124872

File (hide): b4b45f7e292c0dd⋯.png (2.72 MB, 1334x2000, 667:1000, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….png) (h) (u)

>>124853

>black hair

>brown skin

>blue eyes

How does this even happen.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124856

>>124855

native american welsh women are magic lass


299dfa (47)  No.124857

>>124855

fairly sure it's a huwhite woman in false tan


6e46e5 (43)  No.124858>>124861 >>124868

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love nip nationalist marches


61e162 (70)  No.124859

>>124855

The white race is the diverse race tbh


6e46e5 (43)  No.124860>>124862

oooo my euro plug converter has arrived


3692f9 (103)  No.124861>>124864

>>124858

>tfw you have generations of Koreans living in Japan who are still not considered Japanese


3692f9 (103)  No.124862>>124863 >>124864

>>124860

What is it for, lass?


ef8c8e (40)  No.124863>>124866 >>124867

File (hide): 982ac89f4c8aac5⋯.jpg (40.25 KB, 478x622, 239:311, 1497184080007.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124862

european plugs


6e46e5 (43)  No.124864>>124865 >>124867

>>124861

wish we could be that nationalist

>>124862

s-secret


299dfa (47)  No.124865>>124873

>>124864

>s-secret

You better not be using jerry appliances


6e46e5 (43)  No.124866>>124870


3692f9 (103)  No.124867>>124869 >>124873

File (hide): 8f9c6c958e8b7c1⋯.png (677.47 KB, 856x746, 428:373, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Kek

>>124863

Kek. I really am a brainlet.

>>124864

>s-secret

You know I can keep secrets, lass. Tell me in the secret Bongo Bongo Land.


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124868>>124873

File (hide): e1c48fe12f13770⋯.png (88.6 KB, 1123x812, 1123:812, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124858

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Japan#Foreign_residents

>almost all of japan's immigrant populations are declining now

Nice.

>chinese on the rise

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

>12,000 pakis in japan

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.


ef8c8e (40)  No.124869>>124871

>>124867

nah, my answer was deliberately flippant


b7e813 (9)  No.124870>>124873

>>124866

Is there to be a Film Friday this week?

I'll miss next week's one tbh, would like to watch another bald funnyman film


3692f9 (103)  No.124871

File (hide): a30c58ffbcdc138⋯.jpg (10.01 KB, 223x226, 223:226, 1480773116085.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124869

I know


9974d9 (15)  No.124872

>>124855

Her hair is dark brown.

t. dark brown hair, brown eyes


6e46e5 (43)  No.124873>>124874 >>124875 >>124879

>>124865

*googles brand name* fuck

it's okay because I'm a werhaboo

>>124867

alright lad only you can know

>>124868

god yeah that's seeming like a big problem now, they're importing loads of chinkies as "temporary foreign workers", sounds familiar doesn't it?

https://youtu.be/kmDuPccLON4?t=38s

>>124870

every week lad although organization lately seems to be lacking


299dfa (47)  No.124874>>124876

File (hide): d84b169434bf30b⋯.jpg (114.1 KB, 802x1200, 401:600, d84b169434bf30b876cf8de20d….jpg) (h) (u)

>>124873

>it's okay because I'm a werhaboo

why lad


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124875>>124876

>>124873

The Chinese are mass exporting their excess population to colonize target nations like Japan, South Korea, Australia, New Zealand and Canada in particular. They also do this to their autonomous regions like Hong Kong and Taiwan to forcefully integrate them into the Han blob. We'll probably be their next target after Brexit it finished tbh.

If anyone is going to resist it will be the Japanese, their youth seem pretty radical compared to most countries.


6e46e5 (43)  No.124876

>>124874

I love their aesthetics and what they were striving towards lad

>>124875

it's sad, the fact they chose Anglo countries to go to shows their true aims, they're still really salty about the Opium wars I think, and the governments don't give a damn as usual. I think in Melbourne or something they were even flying the chinky flag over the town hall.

feel bad for are ex-colonies


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124877>>124878

>For a long time, Chongryon enjoyed unofficial immunity from searches and investigations, partly because authorities were reluctant to carry out any actions which could provoke not only accusations of racism but lead to an international incident. Chongryon has long been suspected of a variety of criminal acts on behalf of North Korea, such as illegal transfer of funds to North Korea and espionage, but no action was taken.

Sounds like a familiar situation.


299dfa (47)  No.124878

>>124877

K*reans are Asia's taigs


b7e813 (9)  No.124879

File (hide): e043ba0512ac515⋯.png (337.79 KB, 480x411, 160:137, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>124873

Become a bongbongo dictator and pick a bald funnyman and fat funnyman film to watch this week maybe

I can continue the announcing


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124880>>124881

>In 2000, Japanese governmental statistics revealed that there were 335,575 Chinese people in Japan. Current demographic statistics reveal that these numbers have reached over 600,000 legal immigrants, although there is probably also a significant population, although of unknown number, of illegal immigrants.

They doubled in just 15 years.

>As Japanese citizenship, like France, does not record ethnicity, once a person has naturalised, they are simply Japanese, so the category of Chinese-Japanese does not exist in the same was as it would in a country which recognises ethnicity. Therefore, the numbers of Japanese people who are of Chinese descent is unclear.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh stop this before it's too late.

>The communities are served by Chinese schools that teach the Chinese language

Why would they let this happen.

>As of 2008 there are five Chinese day schools in Japan:[12] two in Yokohama and one each in Kobe, Osaka, and Tokyo.[13] Three are oriented towards the Republic of China on Taiwan while two are oriented towards Mainland China.[12] In Japanese the PRC-oriented schools are called tairiku-kei, and the ROC-oriented schools are taiwan-kei.[14] The Taiwan-oriented schools teach Traditional Chinese and Bopomofo while the Mainland-oriented schools teach Simplified Chinese and Hanyu Pinyin. The Taiwan-oriented schools, by 2008, also began teaching Simplified Chinese.[12]

>As of 1995 most teachers at these schools are ethnic Chinese persons who were born in Japan. By that year there were increasing numbers of Japanese families sending their children to Chinese schools. Other students at Chinese schools are Japanese with mixed Chinese-Japanese parentage, Japanese children with Chinese parents, and returnees from abroad.[15]


6e46e5 (43)  No.124881>>124884

>>124880

looks like even though the Japanese public are highly nationalistic, the powers that be can do whatever they want

life in an American colony sure is fun


6e46e5 (43)  No.124882>>124883

*imports the people who hold the most resentment to that particular country*

what did they mean by this?


3692f9 (103)  No.124883

>>124882

What did we mean by this?


299dfa (47)  No.124884>>124894

>>124881

>life in an American colony sure is fun

It's part of the reason why I find the last two books in the sea of fertility tetraology to hard to read.


38d04c (12)  No.124885>>124886 >>124889

*declares fatwah on all PO postcodes*

glad tidings and to one and all, may perfect mohammed bless you all, pbuh. i bring gifts of proprietarily-shaped and pregummed processed preparations of hemp-fibre tobbacco-sleeves and sodium chloride and acetic acid flavoured fried and dried potato slices in the geometric form of the base face of a world-famous site composed of four pre-diluvian atlantean structures, three of which are similar in proportion but not scale.

>tfw no consistent 4g in hampshite so end up embellishing a simple hail hurts post for ages

reeeeeee its current year you goddamn troglodytic subhuman fucks, build some shitting 4g masts right fucking nao or ill drive around setting french bangers off at 3am next time i have the misfortune of being in your skidmark of a county

>drive 4 miles east

>still no interweb beam

is there some sort of crude forcefield preventing it?

AHHHHHH THIS MUST BE WHAT IT WAS LIKE 12 YEARS AGO


b7e813 (9)  No.124886>>124888

File (hide): cac3b5d5b583840⋯.png (12.18 KB, 64x64, 1:1, countyspearman2.png) (h) (u)

>find an old sprite in some random directory I don't use

*wastes time modding games and playing them for escapism instead of facing harsh reality*

>>124885

good post tbh

is Hampshite actually Hell on Britain? apart from London tbh


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124887

It turns out the Japanese version of that page is somewhat different in it's outlook and regularly mentions Chinese crime rates.

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%9C%A8%E6%97%A5%E4%B8%AD%E5%9B%BD%E4%BA%BA

>In 1989, the sixth Tiananmen Incident occurred, and since 1990 the group stowaways began with Chinese, illegal entry into the country became a problem. There were nine cases of stowaways in 1993, almost all were stowaway from Fujian Province. Until 1995, the number of illegal residues was 38,464 (4th), penal code offenses doubled from 1288 in 1990 to 2919, the number of cases increased from 1841 to 7828 quadruple.

>the number of Chinese penal code offenses in 2000 was 11,176 (1st) · 3038 (1st) and about half (48%) of foreign penal code offenses to foreigners were Chinese. About 80% of intrusion theft by foreigners visiting Japan is Chinese, picking behavior was a problem. Illegal residuals decreased at 32,896 (3rd place), illegal entry was 1509 (1st), group smuggling (14 cases) drastically decreased.

>Many crimes committed by Chinese in 2014 were shoplifting, empty cages, and dispensing theft.

It also makes no mention of the Tokyo governor allegedly stirring ethnic tensions like the English version does, which dedicates a whole section to it. Really makes you think.


38d04c (12)  No.124888>>124889 >>124892

>>124886

thanks lad it took ages but calmed me right down.

>is it hell on earth

no its a lovely place but everywhere except the large towns is severely digitally impoverished.


ef8c8e (40)  No.124889>>124891 >>124896

File (hide): 07006b889602c16⋯.png (909.57 KB, 1076x1062, 538:531, PXDEgVH.png) (h) (u)

>>124885

stay mad lad

>>124888

>no its a lovely place

gotchascreenshotting now


61e162 (70)  No.124890>>124896

I can't stop thinking about memes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


299dfa (47)  No.124891>>124893 >>124901

>>124889

"""hamp"""shite


38d04c (12)  No.124892

>>124888

>large towns

>everywhere is

*…with the exception of large towns, most of the county is…


ef8c8e (40)  No.124893>>124901

>>124891

>"""hamp"""

what did he mean by this?


6e46e5 (43)  No.124894>>124895 >>124901

File (hide): c910de2658fad1c⋯.jpg (13.36 KB, 326x326, 1:1, durrrrrrrr.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124884

y-yeah I know exactly what you mean


299dfa (47)  No.124895>>124900 >>124901

File (hide): 09171e7f2e34e2d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.97 KB, 648x940, 162:235, DA18loCXgAEHcG7.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124894

>y-yeah I know exactly what you mean

what


38d04c (12)  No.124896>>124898 >>124899

>>124889

>stay mad

*fuels van on pure distilled inter-county competition and lubricates it with petty blood-fueds*

>gotcha

i choose to use imperiumlads complete-denial strategy.

>>124890

>cant stop thinking about memes

you certainly shouldnt think about the nitrogen cycle then lad.


61e162 (70)  No.124897

File (hide): c4615eb90f0ea7a⋯.mp4 (8.55 MB, 1920x1078, 960:539, JahansEntersTheMultiverseW….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

*swims*


ef8c8e (40)  No.124898>>124902

>>124896

>fuels van on pure distilled inter-county competition and lubricates it with petty blood-fueds

not a clue what the fuck that even means

>i choose to use imperiumlads complete-denial strategy.

kek


299dfa (47)  No.124899>>124902

>>124896

>i choose to use imperiumlads complete-denial strategy.

Denial of what? I've never denied anything I've actually said


6e46e5 (43)  No.124900

>>124895

I mean I'm not well-read smh


38d04c (12)  No.124901>>124904

>>124891

>>124893

>>124894

>>124895

hamp:

verb, to be contained by another thing

noun, something in a container

therefore

hampshire = containment county


38d04c (12)  No.124902>>124903 >>124904

>>124898

>havent a clue what that means

ill chop ye up as feed for the hogs

>>124899

>imperiumlad is skilled in doublethink

ingsoc tbh


299dfa (47)  No.124903>>124905 >>124906 >>124907

File (hide): 5ae2c07455a1f30⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.36 KB, 500x707, 500:707, DArKYWgXsAACsjP.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>there's a new K*rean board on 8chan

>it's gay porn

>>124902

>>imperiumlad is skilled in doublethink

It's not doublethink, it's just think.


ef8c8e (40)  No.124904

>>124901

fuck me, hampshire is like a containment board for all the shittiest people in the country

>>124902

Fuck, youre like that guy from snatch


6e46e5 (43)  No.124905

>>124903

THE IMPERIUM COMMUNITY


38d04c (12)  No.124906>>124908

>>124903

>hes so skilled at it that even he doesnt know what is objective reality anymore


61e162 (70)  No.124907>>124909 >>124910

File (hide): 3e39c7e2b8b0ba9⋯.webm (3.36 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, CarWash.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>124903

I'd pour soy sauce all over her yellow pucci and give it a good delicate chew for days

Also, what is the best imperium board?


299dfa (47)  No.124908>>124911 >>124912

>>124906

Look, I don't know what you're talking about friendo


61e162 (70)  No.124909

>>124907

I would buy a car just to see their bum bums up close. Wew tbh


cf95f1 (20)  No.124910>>124916

>>124907

*gets arrested for thinking about opening this webm*


6e46e5 (43)  No.124911>>124914 >>124915

File (hide): 5d4c884f244de5a⋯.jpg (24.37 KB, 252x336, 3:4, fear.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124908

>Imperium was Anton Chigurh all along


38d04c (12)  No.124912>>124915

>>124908

>these are not the droids you are looking for

keep your psychic krav maga away from me


61e162 (70)  No.124913

File (hide): a0d1e60f72ac2ea⋯.webm (7.71 MB, 480x360, 4:3, ChildRevellingInDeerDeath….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


38d04c (12)  No.124914>>124917 >>124919

>>124911

will my internet history get marginally more gay on average if i googled his name lad?


299dfa (47)  No.124915>>124919 >>124922

File (hide): 2c7df20f33916cd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.71 KB, 838x1200, 419:600, DAwBfXWXcAE4Rhv.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124912

I learnt the skill of constant denial from my mother

>>124911

what?


38d04c (12)  No.124916

>>124910

pre-cognists already see your possible paedoism lad, do you want tom cruise to watch you nonce-out in a possible future?


cf95f1 (20)  No.124917>>124930

>>124914

That's the bad guy from No Country for Old men lad


61e162 (70)  No.124918>>124921

File (hide): 4ae3dfb6eb16275⋯.png (109.46 KB, 183x276, 61:92, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 8512f73fffc1f47⋯.png (39.72 KB, 255x198, 85:66, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*watches you wank*


6e46e5 (43)  No.124919>>124930

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>124914

smh lad

>>124915

this guy


3692f9 (103)  No.124920

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And this means he's wrong on everything


2412f5 (13)  No.124921


38d04c (12)  No.124922>>124923

>>124915

>has a mother self-described as "skilled at denying"

>learnt this so-called "skill" from her; whether she actively taught him or he passively learned is unknown at this stage

>irrationally hates all other white women in favour of unknown foreign lasses

[hypothesising intensifies]


61e162 (70)  No.124923>>124924

>>124922

Maybe he wants to fuck his mother?


299dfa (47)  No.124924>>124925

>>124923

t. freud


61e162 (70)  No.124925

>>124924

I used to want to fuck my aunty tbh, wanked into her lace knickers smh


5c5bc2 (43)  No.124927


38d04c (12)  No.124930

>>124917

>>124919

oh right. dont judge me for having a terrible memory for the entirely interchangeable so-called thespians in your goddamn new-fangled talking kinetoscopes.




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