b49ea4 No.124926
National Security Council Purge: McMaster ‘Deeply Hostile to Israel’
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/08/03/national-security-council-mcmaster-purging-pro-israel-staff-undermines-trumps-agenda/
>Jerusalem Post columnist Caroline Glick wrote Wednesday evening that National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster is purging pro-Israel staff from the National Security Council (NSC), turning the administration against President Donald Trump’s policies.
>"According to senior officials aware of his behavior, he constantly refers to Israel as the occupying power and insists falsely and constantly that a country named Palestine existed where Israel is located until 1948 when it was destroyed by the Jews."
>"Many of you will remember that a few days before Trump’s visit to Israel, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu – בנימין נתניהו and his advisers were blindsided when the Americans suddenly told them that no Israeli official was allowed to accompany Trump to the Western Wall."
>"What hasn’t been reported is that it was McMaster who pressured Trump to agree not to let Netanyahu accompany him to the Western Wall. At the time, I and other reporters were led to believe that this was the decision of rogue anti-Israel officers at the US consulate in Jerusalem. But it wasn’t. It was McMaster."
>"And even that, it works out wasn’t sufficient for McMaster. He pressured Trump to cancel his visit to the Wall and only visit the Yad Vashem Holocaust memorial — ala the Islamists who insist that the only reason Israel exists is European guilt over the Holocaust."
44be91 No.124928
8749fd No.124931
>>124929
>white """women""
3b7a64 No.124932
>>124928
frenchies > other knicker styles tbh
44be91 No.124933
I miss my aunties knickers tbh
3b7a64 No.124934
3b7a64 No.124935
>>124934
actually i dont care
44be91 No.124936
>>124934
The thrill of running up stairs when she was out, the thrill of getting caught, the thrill of wondering if i put them back in the right place, the thrill of having a fit aunty, the thrill of deciding at the last moment not to cover them in jizz smh
b49ea4 No.124937
>reading japanese wikipedia
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%9C%A8%E6%97%A5%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AE%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B9%E4%BA%BA
>list of british-japanese people are mostly from WM/AF couples
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%9C%A8%E6%97%A5%E3%83%89%E3%82%A4%E3%83%84%E4%BA%BA
>list of german-japanese people are mostly from AM/WF couples
Is this some kind of cultural thing?
3b7a64 No.124938
8749fd No.124939
44be91 No.124940
>>124938
I wish I could slap my aunties arse smh
Look at how cute she was. She died a few years back though smh
>>124939
NEVER!
3b7a64 No.124941
>>124937
>cultural thing
SHE AINT NUTHIN BUT A RICEDIGGA
==SHE AINT MESSIN WIT NO BROKE RICENIGGA
3b7a64 No.124942
>>124940
dang lad she hot af
8749fd No.124943
>>124937
Jerries are genetically inclined to become cuckolds
bf087f No.124945
>>124937
probs just a coincidence
571171 No.124946
>>124930
you should watch it tbh it's pretty kino
68ba4d No.124947
3b7a64 No.124948
>>124946
i think ive seen it tbh, is it with the murdery chap that likes using some cattle thing?
571171 No.124949
>>124946
ill put it in the poal tbh
571171 No.124950
>>124948
ya that's the one
>>124949
nvm to this just remembered I'm going to be a normie because of my genderbent misaki trying to save me from hikki life
3b7a64 No.124951
>>124948
>tfw exposing myself to recall-structure analysis
I MEANT WITH THE BLACK HAIRED DUDE AND A POLICE OFFICER
44be91 No.124952
*looks back at pictures of little cousin and weeps*
One day I shall have a daughter that shall not be taken from me. I shall slay all who attempt it.
3b7a64 No.124953
>>124952
not sure i like the thought of irl bumsprogs lad
bf087f No.124954
>>124952
is this the lass that you talk about MLP with?
540c4a No.124955
>>124952
somebody took your cousin away?
3b7a64 No.124956
>tfw might get to 10 pints before 10pm
b49ea4 No.124957
>Even if a Japanese male gets pregnant and gives birth to a Filipino woman, she may not return to Japan, may not recognize or support.
Citizenship laws are complex in Japan.
8749fd No.124958
>>124957
>Even if a Japanese male gets pregnant and gives birth to a Filipino woman,
????
44be91 No.124959
>>124953
They shall conquer Nirn in my name tbh
>>124954
Yeah lass smh
>>124955
I killed and ate her smh she moved away tbh, only comes up now and again
571171 No.124960
>>124956
VANLAD THE PINTMAN
571171 No.124961
>>124957
>Japanese male gets pregnant
l-lass what
3b7a64 No.124962
>>124958
>if a jap man procreates successfully with a korean lass…
bf087f No.124963
>>124959
>Yeah lass smh
how did she react to you telling her you watch mlp?
44be91 No.124964
>>124963
She got offended because I said she was literally Twilight Sparkle when she sees herself more as Rainbow Dash smh
Might draw us as ponies in her birthday card tbh
540c4a No.124965
>>124959
>she moved away tbh, only comes up now and again
That sucks, lad. One day you will have your own little cousins running around
3b7a64 No.124966
>>124960
>vanlad the pintman
*tries out chemistry joke i over-read*
They call me cracker tbh lad - because there will be no ethanol in reaching distance left after Im introduced to it.
3b7a64 No.124967
>>124964
>>124965
not sure he should reproduce tbh, but maybe fostering white children is more suitable
4bd9cb No.124968
>>124926
>>"According to senior officials aware of his behavior, he constantly refers to Israel as the occupying power and insists falsely and constantly that a country named Palestine existed where Israel is located until 1948 when it was destroyed by the Jews."
>He pressured Trump to cancel his visit to the Wall and only visit the Yad Vashem Holocaust memorial — ala the Islamists who insist that the only reason Israel exists is European guilt over the Holocaust."
Unironically based tbh
44be91 No.124969
>>124965
Thanks lass, even if I have to kidnap them from the local nursery I shall have them smh
3b7a64 No.124970
>>124968
>senior officials
£50 says its a jewish trick
4bd9cb No.124971
>>124944
If you were to correct for Jews, all top American universities probably minority white intakes for decades.
55167f No.124973
>>124969
>bumbum fritzls some impoverished white children
>they turn out based and redpilled with a healthy aversion to familial noncery, rather than poor selfie-wenches and service industry jizzrags
sounds good lad, go for it, need a getaway driver?
540c4a No.124974
wogs sure are oppressed when they get away with writing this kind of shit every day
55167f No.124975
>>124971
this is actually an unintentional net positive for whites tbh.
44be91 No.124976
>>124973
All I need is a net and a balaclava tbh
540c4a No.124977
>>124972
Kek. Please come back to us, Sammy
55167f No.124978
>>124976
>not using bait
i am clearly in the presence of a peak professional
571171 No.124979
>>124966
hey that's a good one
540c4a No.124980
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RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAW GORDON
b49ea4 No.124981
>CY+2
>horsefuckers still exist
8749fd No.124983
>>124982
>average white woman
2eb59f No.124984
>>124956
TWENTY PINTS OF BODDINGTONS
571171 No.124986
55167f No.124987
>>124979
search for ethanol cracking
bonus) search fractional distillation
540c4a No.124988
Do you have a shirt like this, TBBK?
bf087f No.124989
>>124964
thats pretty cute ngl, you two get on really well it seems
68ba4d No.124991
>>124983
No. Men can't be pretty, especially if they're Jewish.
4bd9cb No.124992
>>124974
They're right tbh. It's just racism.
2eb59f No.124993
>>124990
Just buy some slippers and a fuzzy carpet tbh
8749fd No.124994
>>124991
white women aren't pretty
55167f No.124995
571171 No.124997
>>124987
ahh ok I know the second one I think I get it now ty
55167f No.124998
>>124997
>hypercube brain
not seen this one yet
55167f No.124999
55167f No.125000
540c4a No.125001
>>124999
>>125000
The druids are taking over. They need to be purged
55167f No.125002
>>125001
>a swarthy brythonic
>purging druids
w-what
8749fd No.125003
b49ea4 No.125005
>>125001
They are displacing our native culture with their gets.
55167f No.125006
>>125004
you traitorous back-shanking taff cunt tbh *throws furniture at you*
>>125003
thanks greatest ally
55167f No.125007
>>125005
>druids
>displacing native culture
10/10
571171 No.125008
the druids are great but must assimilate into this civic nationalist board
55167f No.125009
>>125008
>the welsh are great but must assimilate into our native british culture
8749fd No.125010
>>125008
>opposes imperium
>claims to be civic
You're fooling no one
4bd9cb No.125011
>accidentally stumbled upon /ebon/
55167f No.125012
540c4a No.125013
>>125002
Whoever wields the hammer has the power, lad.
>>125004
Goodlass
>>125005
Wew those are some big boobies.
>>125007
Druids are dead, the neo-druids are not native
55167f No.125014
4bd9cb No.125017
55167f No.125018
>>125013
>muh might is right
>neo druids are not native
*gets a jewish dna test and posts results*
571171 No.125019
>>125009
roooo but we have to keep our LOCAL accents
https://youtu.be/gou1cspUfdY?t=55s
>>125010
the only civic for me is white civic tbh
571171 No.125020
>>125014
but can you beat Wade Boggs?
540c4a No.125021
>>125018
You're native, lad, but not in the sense that they were our shared ancestors.
55167f No.125022
>>125019
agreed lad, but you made the pro-mixing-bowl argument.
571171 No.125023
>>125022
true smh but the only alternative to mixing up is segregation,but all memeing rly
55167f No.125024
>>125020
>can i drink 30 pints of 2.8% northern draught bitter over a day
yep
>>125021
thats true lad, though we do share brythonic ancestors; its saxon ancestors that we might not share. *consults notes* hmm… how did you get a swarthy latin name anyway
b49ea4 No.125025
>>125013
Saber grew up, had a baby and changed her hero class. Something about seeing it makes me happy. Most cartoon characters never get to grow up.
>>125019
Our grandchildren will probably speak American and make fun of our old-fashioned accents tbh.
55167f No.125026
>>125023
>hyperbole and false dichotomy
not true lass, tightly restricted mixing could be considered eugenic - it might spawn the fabled imperium.
55167f No.125028
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>>125027
*goes back with you*
540c4a No.125029
>>125024
>how did you get a swarthy latin name anyway
It's just a Western name these days I guess. It's pretty common. There are a lot of Latin words in English.
>>125025
She looks good tbh.
68ba4d No.125030
>>125027
Back to where? I've never heard this funky tune before.
2eb59f No.125031
>>125030
back to the past lad
68ba4d No.125032
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>>125030
Bloody hell, what I have stumbled upon.
>>125031
Not a past I know.
4bd9cb No.125033
>>125009
There are probably people who would actually say that.
>>125029
Hebrew names are really common as well smh
55167f No.125034
>>125029
>common westernised latin name
nice to meet you sebastian
2eb59f No.125035
>>125029
Indeed it seems unlikely we'll ever figure out your name
CARL
b49ea4 No.125036
Turns out my name is latin-origin after all but it's still most common in Scandinavia.
8749fd No.125037
55167f No.125038
>>125035
carl is a Scandinavian name iirc
540c4a No.125039
>let's just shit on half the country's voters
A psychological analysis of Trump supporters has uncovered 5 key traits about them
>1. Authoritarian Personality Syndrome
> Authoritarian personality syndrome—a well-studied and globally-prevalent condition—is a state of mind that is characterized by belief in total and complete obedience to one’s authority. Those with the syndrome often display aggression toward outgroup members, submissiveness to authority, resistance to new experiences, and a rigid hierarchical view of society. The syndrome is often triggered by fear, making it easy for leaders who exaggerate threat or fear monger to gain their allegiance.
>2. Social dominance orientation
>Social dominance orientation (SDO)—which is distinct but related to authoritarian personality syndrome—refers to people who have a preference for the societal hierarchy of groups, specifically with a structure in which the high-status groups have dominance over the low-status ones. Those with SDO are typically dominant, tough-minded, and driven by self-interest.
>3. Prejudice
>While the dog whistles of the past were more subtle, Trump’s are sometimes shockingly direct. There’s no denying that he routinely appeals to bigoted supporters when he calls Muslims “dangerous” and Mexican immigrants “rapists” and “murderers,” often in a blanketed fashion. Perhaps unsurprisingly, a new study has shown that support for Trump is correlated with a standard scale of modern racism. (what?)
>4. Intergroup contact
> As such, it’s important to note that there is growing evidence that Trump’s white supporters have experienced significantly less contact with minorities than other Americans. For example, a 2016 study found that “…the racial and ethnic isolation of Whites at the zip-code level is one of the strongest predictors of Trump support.” This correlation persisted while controlling for dozens of other variables. In agreement with this finding, the same researchers found that support for Trump increased with the voters’ physical distance from the Mexican border.
Maybe people who don't live around or interact with minorities don't because they don't want to?
>5. Relative deprivation
>Relative deprivation refers to the experience of being deprived of something to which one believes they are entitled. It is the discontent felt when one compares their position in life to others who they feel are equal or inferior but have unfairly had more success than them.
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/a-psychological-analysis-of-trump-supporters-has-uncovered-5-key-traits-about-them/#.WYNpsR7iPXA.facebook
68ba4d No.125040
>not having a name of Hebrew origin found within scripture
I feel sorry for you Gentiles.
55167f No.125041
540c4a No.125042
>>125033
>Hebrew names are really common as well smh
Based Christianity.
>>125034
>>125035
Martin.
2eb59f No.125043
>>125038
>mfw latin carlos is derived from north germanic karl
This is troubling tbh
b49ea4 No.125044
>>125037
Wew I wish, that's a fierce fucking name tbh.
>>125040
Roman Latin names are more Christian than Old Testament Hebrew names imo.
2eb59f No.125045
>>125042
fartin martin nigga
4bd9cb No.125046
>>125039
>It is the discontent felt when one compares their position in life to others who they feel are equal or inferior but have unfairly had more success than them.
Doesn't literally everybody experience this?
55167f No.125047
>>125042
im about 15-45% sure its sebastian tbh lad, cough twice if it benefits you for me to run with that name. Id bet about £600 on it.
55167f No.125049
>>125044
>fierce name
gotchu covered lax
8749fd No.125050
>>125048
>average white woman.png
540c4a No.125051
>>125045
Never had anyone say that to me. Rude.
>>125046
Sure, but when minorities feel it it's justified because of white privilege.
>>125047
Kek. Why Sebastian, lad?
55167f No.125052
>>125049
>tfw not named terry carlisle
ahhhh my name suggests everything but the likely imminent ultraviolence
>>125050
asians couldnt shoulder green lumber and then cord and split it during a nuclear winter though lad…
2eb59f No.125053
>>125051
Tbh I've been laughing hysterically over fartin martin for the past for minutes. It's all in good fun lad
Also dear moderator, is this picture deserving of a spoiler?
2eb59f No.125054
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4bd9cb No.125056
>>125040
>not having a native Brythonic name
smhtbh
>>125051
Yeah even if you're poor you're not allowed to be upset about it because you're privileged. Must be true, a rich person on the internet said so.
540c4a No.125057
>>125053
I'd spoiler it tbh. Also my name isn't actually Martin. DON'T call me fartin Martin
bcb23e No.125059
2eb59f No.125060
>>125057
>id spoiler it
Fair play. Shame though, she's one of my favourites.
>not martin
Alright sharty marty ;^)
8749fd No.125061
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2eb59f No.125063
>>125059
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
44be91 No.125064
bcb23e No.125066
>>125061
>>125063
How's it going lads?
8749fd No.125067
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2eb59f No.125068
>>125065
>no skellington catwalk model
cut my life into pieces tbqh
>ayy
Don't you be mean to her lad she's unconventionally attractive at the right angles
540c4a No.125070
2eb59f No.125072
>>125066
It's going. . .
Well enough tbh. I've done shit all today but that's a blessing in itself. Looking forward to the shower I'm about to take in t minus 40 mins
And yourself laddy?
4bd9cb No.125073
>>125068
>unconventionally attractive
I should've saved the Imperium pasta so I could replace the Orientals with Aliens,
73d32f No.125074
>>125071
Sheev is unironically based tbh but Ani is purer
55167f No.125075
>>125051
>why
honestly?
basically i like looking at census various census data and try to guess names and/or social status from the clues in their posting personas and the potentially junk admissions. the latin name bit finally made some sense when i looked at hispanic baby names and then at the popular welsh baby name lists between 1981 and 1997. Got about 30 more possible names if you expand "latin" to greco-roman origin names. imperiumlad might be called harry, harrison or ryan
im definitely not certain though, ask me again in a few months. also someone needs to tell me if im right so i can get a phd or some shit
8749fd No.125076
>>125075
>imperiumlad might be called harry, harrison or ryan
Where could you possibly have got that impression
bcb23e No.125078
>>125072
Good thanks, been pretty hectic tbh, lots of socialising, working and I finally got around to watching Dunkirk. Pretty good all in all
>>125069
Kek
55167f No.125079
>>125076
>tfw dont know if thats a confirmation or not
ahhhhhhh it was a guess lad, i was hoping youd reveal more than that in your response
2eb59f No.125080
>>125075
>vanlad actually did have notes all this time
now do me tbh
>>125078
You been networking my son? Sounds like a good time tbh
8749fd No.125081
>>125079
Why would I do that?
540c4a No.125082
>>125075
Well I guess "Martin" is greco-roman as it comes from "Mars"
68ba4d No.125083
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>>125077
Wew. bet mine are better
2eb59f No.125084
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>>125083
nah lad, these are classics right here
540c4a No.125085
Why does he look so content?
4bd9cb No.125086
>>125075
Thank God you're keeping dossiers on everyone, I've fallen behind on my work and was getting worried that my supervisor would find out.
4bd9cb No.125089
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>>125083
>2012
Too modern tbh
73d32f No.125090
>>125075
Good thing no one here knows my name haha
44be91 No.125091
>>125075
What's my name lass?
b49ea4 No.125092
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I can't keep up with all these new memes tbh.
>>125085
Because now he doesn't have to become gay to be satisfied in his relationship.
44be91 No.125093
68ba4d No.125094
>>125084
I only know one of those so they can't be that classic.
>>125085
Because he's being a good feminist.
>>125089
Sorry for not being old.
2eb59f No.125095
>>125085
cus hes a gay ass nigga
55167f No.125097
>>125080
>notes
>tfw basically have Alzheimer's
im trying to marry my sherlock-holmes tier deductive skills and my rainman-esque love of unordered lists and hawking-reminiscent fascination with rates of change with my inability to remember things that dont involve me directly and its direct result, frequent note taking, in the hope of getting some sort of research grant. *waits patiently to get glassed*
>youre name
shit i dunno, your bit is mainly "also likes pale ginger lasses"
shaun,
>>125081
you wouldnt do it intentionally
540c4a No.125098
>>125092
>Check Grandayy's channel
>Bandicoots everywhere
Top kek
>Because now he doesn't have to become gay to be satisfied in his relationship.
My brother is truly redpilled
>>125094
>Because he's being a good feminist.
won't his woman leave him once she realises he's a weak cuck that lets a person of the weaker sex dominate him?
>>125095
He's just a civic Christian with an ebony gf, lad
2eb59f No.125099
>>125094
That's because youre an old arse man and and you were too busy lying in a medical ward while these banging techno hits were passing you by
4bd9cb No.125101
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>>125094
STOP thinking I'm old
540c4a No.125102
Would putting boys on hormone blockers improve their grades and behaviour in schools?
73d32f No.125104
>>125093
Ah, you're back
Good lad I missed you a bit tbh
Don't bully Dorset if he comes back though
b49ea4 No.125105
>>125101
Are you our youngest lad?
>>125102
Yes, they would be operating at peak efficiency.
2eb59f No.125106
>>125097
>unordered lists
Sounds like a good system. It does sound awfully fun trying to piece together a person out of the various different posters
>Shaun
While your notes on me were highly accurate, I'm afraid you're incorrect.
>>125098
mixing w/ ebonies is also gay tbh
8749fd No.125107
>>125105
>Yes, they would be operating at peak efficiency.
you're a psychopath
55167f No.125108
>>125090
i could hazard a guess if you are a betting lass.
>>125091
not got that far lad, dont have an estimated birth area for you. Liverpool doesnt help if you werent born there.
>>125099
>banging techno hits
i thought we were doing noughties damce
2eb59f No.125109
>>125102
Probably. God knows I was a wonderful student b4 puberty hit
4bd9cb No.125110
>>125102
>girls outperform boys at school
>turn all the boys into girls and climb up the world rankings
Brilliant!
>>125105
From what I've gleaned from other users I might be one of the older lads here tbh
2eb59f No.125111
>>125108
We were doing noughties but I'm inexperienced in the dance genre tbh
55167f No.125112
>>125106
>unordered lists
i mean the raw census data lad
>incorrect
*crosses name of list*
hook, line and sinker tbh.
44be91 No.125113
>>125104
>Don't bully Dorset
But bullying Estern Euros is my favourite hobby!
68ba4d No.125114
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>>125098
That's why they're in a polyamorous relationship.
>>125099
Probably had more to do with me listening to other music and not being old enough to go to raves, take die drogen, or drink alcohol.
>>125101
Definitely older than me based on that tune.
73d32f No.125115
>>125108
Don't guess lad or you might get it roo
>>125113
On the one hand I don't love Slavs but on the other I don't want to be a hypocrite
hmmmmm
b49ea4 No.125116
Puberty should start at 16 and the age of consent should be 21 at least tbh. Childhood would be lengthened to allow for increased enjoyment and learning instead of being distracted by unpleasant biological changes and the pressures of entering the adult world.
4bd9cb No.125117
>>125099
>an old arse man
There's nothing wrong with being an old arse man tbh
2eb59f No.125118
>>125112
>crosses name off list
>vanlads notes of me, in bright red:
>"NOT SHAUN"
You've a few more to go before you hit anywhere concrete I fear.
>>125114
Me neither tbh, but it was all I listened to when I was a bonny lad
>>125115
>herts doesn't like slavs
55167f No.125119
>>125115
i think it might be the same as mine, or the somewhat related name of the same length and vowel pattern, tbh
44be91 No.125120
>>125116
kek
WROOOOOOOOOOONG
AoC should be abolished for a marriage age at 15 and extramarital sex should be punished by death
540c4a No.125121
>>125116
It's what he would have wanted
b49ea4 No.125122
>>125120
You're a nonce lad.
>>125121
If only Mengele was given more time to perfect his research…
55167f No.125123
>>125118
>a few more misses yet
certainly, but every guess narrows the pool.
>bright red
reeeeeee only black blue or green for writing, red is purely for passive aggresive annotations
44be91 No.125124
>>125122
I know lad, fucking paedos wanting to marry post-pubescent girls smh
73d32f No.125125
>>125118
Slavs are hugely overrated as a people and I particularly hate the Slavic girls meme
Some are ok though
>>125119
in the interests of foiling gchq I think we should venture no further into this discussion tbh. But interesting
8749fd No.125126
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>white woman obsessed with fucking up people's endocrine systems
imagine my shock
55167f No.125127
>>125120
lad if you tried it on with my hypothetical 15yo daughter id pay someone rape you.
44be91 No.125128
>>125127
You're not going to get a daughter out of your "MILF"s lad, don't think you quite understand how biology works smh
55167f No.125129
>>125125
>tfw i think you might have understood the vagueness exactly as intended
*notes down iq>120 as confirmed*
2eb59f No.125130
>>125123
>bright red
Sounds like the teachers got you good lad, personally I hate anything BUT red. That being said, I write all my disorderly notes in black with no coloured annotation.
>>125125
>slavs girls are a meme
This is sadly true. I know very few slavic girls that a pretty. The same actually goes for a lot of none british girls, the scandi women are pretty shit too.
68ba4d No.125131
>>125127
You should be more disappointed with your hypothetical daughter for talking to strangers.
44be91 No.125132
>>125131
He's going to fund his van adventures by prostituting his kids lmao
68ba4d No.125134
>>125133
I used to have this is on a loop whilst playing AoE II. Must have listened to it hundreds of times.
55167f No.125136
>>125128
>wanting an autistic child
no lad have you not seen my lifeboat wife
>>125132
in your dreams maybe lad
>>125131
fair point, doesnt stop the inevitable exsanguination of the culprit
>>125130
>teachers
kek no, architects tbh lad.
540c4a No.125137
>>125135
Jesus Christ
>taking a pic of it
68ba4d No.125138
>>125135
Does he have a vagine now?
73d32f No.125139
>>125130
All women are shit to some degree, you just have to try see the good in them and not be a cuck.
Remember btw sex with foreign girls is technically race mixing but if they're huwhite it's ok for me imo
44be91 No.125140
>>125136
Posting fantasy is your realm lass, you're a hmeless sadd in a van. Begone!
571171 No.125142
>>125025
>Our grandchildren will probably speak American and make fun of our old-fashioned accents tbh.
pls no
55167f No.125143
>>125135
ahhhhh once saw a tubby lad get his bumcheek skewered on railings and he needed 3 old bill, a paramedic and 2 of us to lift him off. hardly any blood tbh.
2eb59f No.125144
>>125136
>architects
LOL the more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>125139
>see the good in them and not be a cuck
…we're aren't talking about looks are we lad…
>sex w/ foreigners
I've been saying this from the start tbh. It's not even technical. I honestly see the continentals as different races straight up
55167f No.125145
>>125140
>fantasy
i know it must sound that way to a shut in such as you, but it is not impossible to succeed unconventially.
8749fd No.125147
>>125146
>liking the french
why
55167f No.125148
>>125146
dont you have a kraut flavoured russian thot gf? i dont mean it lass
2eb59f No.125149
>>125146
atta boy lad. this line of thinking will suit you well
73d32f No.125150
>>125144
No lad but looks are secondary when it comes to long term relationships tbh
And yes the continentals are different races, I've always said as such. Life isn't simple though
>>125147
I love French qts tbh
>>125148
The fact remains that I don't have a French thot gf
540c4a No.125151
>>125149
Have a pic of her without makeup?
55167f No.125153
>>125147
baguettes, croissants, lidls lager, singular driving ability also bonaparte is one of the only impressive frenchmen and he isnt even a frog
>>125150
true
>implying polygamy
didnt take you for one of the 144,000 tbh lad, interesting.
68ba4d No.125154
>>125147
I like their pretty accents and going on holiday there so I need a translator.
4e2d19 No.125155
4bd9cb No.125156
>>125146
>French women
Why?
2eb59f No.125157
>>125150
>looks are secondary for LTRs
I counter you with appearances are the primary factor for deciding baby mommas.
Female personalities can be reserved for female friends.
>life isn't simple
NEGLECT LOVE IN FAVOUR OF GENES LAD
>>125151
God I hope not
73d32f No.125158
>>125153
Didn't know there were only 144,000 chads tbh
>>125154
>he can't speak French
pleb
44be91 No.125159
>>125145
kek, by the standards of a homeless person I must certainly be a "shut in" lmao, I don't doubt that you can be successful in unconventional ways my point is that you aren't successful at all. Your life is sad and empty with a proliferation of daftness to fill the vacuous space you call a "life" lmao
44be91 No.125160
>>125158
Get that man up me bum tbh
b49ea4 No.125161
>>125141
What a fat bitch.
>>125142
It's already infecting me lass. The only way to prevent it is to go full China and ban all foreign media except a handful of exceptions each year. But young people these days can't live without their yanks on youtube and their yanks on television and their yanks at the movies.
8749fd No.125162
>>125157
>NEGLECT LOVE IN FAVOUR OF GENES LAD
Is that how you intend to get people to deal with huwhite women
68ba4d No.125163
>>125158
Why would I? Any frog worth talking to can speak English.
55167f No.125164
>>125154
*uses highschool french for once*
bonjour madam
jemappele vanlad
jadore le croissants et le biere
quel direction la pub?
73d32f No.125165
>>125156
Find a French bird lad
>>125157
Looks shouldn't be disregarded but you should enjoy spending time with your girl. Once her looks inevitably fade you'll need something to keep you by her side
>neglect love
never tbh I'm a romantic
73d32f No.125166
>>125160
>being a gayist
Lad
>>125163
French is art as language
That's why
44be91 No.125167
>>125165
Much of the French birds I've met have strange features tbh smh
>never tbh I'm a romantic
Aye lass, me to smh
4bd9cb No.125168
>>125153
Are Italians secretly the master race after all?
55167f No.125169
>>125158
ayyy
>>125159
i am pleased to inform you that you are very wide of the mark. What measure would you say I fail on? excluding the van, we can agree to disagree on that.
4e2d19 No.125170
>>125161
I used to say "dude" tons but made myself stop after I realised it's such a yank think
yeah that would only be possible of Hollyweird got nuked or something tbh..
44be91 No.125171
>>125169
Every measure lass, financially, lifestyle, personality, taste, friends, location. You're an absolute failure lass.
55167f No.125172
>>125168
Only when they are stirring up the surrendermonkey frenchmen tbh.
73d32f No.125173
>>125167
Romantics of the world unite tbh
2eb59f No.125174
>>125152
youll pay for this in time miscegenator
>>125162
>implying anyone could ever "love" an ant woman
>>125165
>need something to keep her by your side
he'llll naw. pump and dump brotherrrrr
On a serious not I weigh them equally tbh.
>never tbh I'm gay
68ba4d No.125175
>>125166
>>125164
>highschool
Hello Yank.
I learnt German instead.
44be91 No.125177
>>125173
*makes you a box with symbols of our love on it for you to keep my letters in*
4bd9cb No.125178
>>125166
>French is art as language
I never saw what was so beautiful about French tbh. Mind filling me in.
55167f No.125179
>>125171
>financially
top kek lad, if only you knew.
>lifestyle
details please lad, the projection will be telling
>personality
w
e
w
>taste
>lets measure subjective things
>friends
Kek lad.
>location
t. lives among Scousers
8749fd No.125180
>>125174
>youll pay for this in time miscegenator
:^)
73d32f No.125181
>>125174
>being a romantic is gay
You are severely misinformed my man
>>125175
They have high schools here tbh but I didn't go to one
I did German too but dropped it
>>125177
Lovely lad thank you
>>125178
Listen to Gainsbourg tbh
55167f No.125182
>>125175
>yank
my school was called "english town high school"
are you an academy lad then?
2eb59f No.125183
>>125181
It's not gay to be a romantic lad. *I'm* a romantic. But I've never known one other than myself to not be a /faggot/ tbh.
44be91 No.125184
>>125179
>Financially
You're broke, lad.
>Lifestyle
Degenerate, fucker of MILFs, the kind of refuse I bully when they acost me
>Personality
Oh wait, you don't even have one
>Taste
Isn't entirely objective
>Friends
*hangs around with someone talking to prevent*
>Location
t. lives among ultra left, challenges people to fight in Brighton
73d32f No.125185
>>125183
Interesting, I feel exactly the same way
4bd9cb No.125186
>>125181
>Listen to Gainsbourg tbh
To what end? Does he have a nice accent? I don't like the French accent tbh
540c4a No.125187
>>125183
>>125185
Maybe you two should be romantic together..?
2eb59f No.125189
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LO LE LO LE
>>125185
Then there might be hope for you yet.
4e2d19 No.125190
>>125187
they do seem a good match
44be91 No.125191
>>125187
Make that three tbh
2eb59f No.125192
>>125187
I've already gone into how homosexuals can't process love lad
55167f No.125193
>>125184
>broke
not by a longshot lad, got a nice £4k job on wednesday that one or two of the lads off here are coming to assist on.
>kind of refuse you bully
… jealous much lad?
>dont have a personality
…
>insulting wessex
id break your nose for that irl lad.
>lives among ultraleft
have you looked at the sussex constituencies you moron?
>challenges people to fights in brighton
kek lad it wasnt serious, brighton is long.
540c4a No.125194
>>125192
I have a poor memory, lad. I thought that was women.
>>125190
Yeah, lad
>>125191
Careful not to make them insecure with your skill, lad
2eb59f No.125195
>>125194
No I haven't made any conclusions in that area as of yet
73d32f No.125196
>>125186
He's like the Shakespeare of French musicians tbh but better
>>125187
No thank you I hate everyone else tbh
44be91 No.125197
>>125193
>4k job
Have fun dumpster diving lass
>jealous
That you take the shite birds that knock even me sick? Yeah lad, turning green lmao
>break your nose
I'd snap your legs lad, you're a blustering oaf and nowt more
>Sussex isn't ultra left
kek
>wasn't serious
Chickening out already, what a fag.
Simply begone lass. You are an imp and unworthy of my (you)s.
68ba4d No.125198
>>125194
>I thought that was women
What's the difference?
2eb59f No.125199
>painful nodule in right neck below jaw
hmmm…
44be91 No.125200
>>125194
*tickles you with my horns*
8749fd No.125201
>>125199
it was a good run lad
you will be missed
4e2d19 No.125202
44be91 No.125203
>>125200
Which one of these lasses farts the most?
2eb59f No.125204
Think it might be a swollen lymph node lads. It appears I have a virus on the way
>>125201
It's been a pleasure lad
8749fd No.125205
>>125204
your heroin lasses have finally given you cancer
4e2d19 No.125206
>>125204
sucks lad, I had those a couple of years ago, nothing serious ever happened but they never seemed to go down
540c4a No.125207
>>125200
I'm not ticklish, ahhh~
>>125196
>No thank you I hate everyone else tbh
Lad you don't mean that. You think I'm cute.
2eb59f No.125208
The qt girls folder is getting dangerously low lads
>>125205
I wouldn't have had it any other way. You just can't beat the look.
>>125206
Thank you for your empathy, but I'm sure it will subside within the next 1-2 weeks
55167f No.125209
>>125197
> £4k for 2 days and employing other nationalists is dumpster diving
praytell your methods alan sugar.
>shite birds
this is pure conjecture lad, what evidence do you have?
>blustering oaf
from you thats a compliment
>sussex is ultraleft
it measurably isnt lad.
>chickening out
kek lad, only a moron would waste irl energy on an online barny.
8749fd No.125210
>it's a BBK gets angry and goes full retard episode
55167f No.125211
>>125208
have my favourite kelly on the house
>>125202
im walkposting and read this as 'flock of dogs'
55167f No.125212
>>125203
also my notes have you as almost finishing your studies and unemployed.
44be91 No.125213
*doesn't read*
lol
10 PM lasses, I am off to bed with Albert and Maurice. They are perhaps the greatest bears I know in spite of their associations with those naughty city bears who do not even hold open the door for you. To slumber I go. To Boe Boes I go.
Who can say what dreams the night bullies shall bring? I hope they are nice ones that do not involve me having to kill people again.
Bon nuit lasses x
55167f No.125214
>>125196
>hate everyone else
heyme2
8749fd No.125215
>>125213
night lad
calm down
55167f No.125216
540c4a No.125217
>>125213
Night, lad. *tucks you in*
2eb59f No.125218
>>125211
Ahh thank you lad, I always liked that girl. She's got a very homely quality to her.
>>125213
Night chum
73d32f No.125219
>>125207
I do mean it but I like you
Don't ask me to explain myself because I get very philosophical and quite frankly there's only one person I feel comfortable telling this shit to
>>125213
>10pm
Liar, it's midnight
55167f No.125220
>>125208
>>125211
also have the jumper, its about a score on ebay y es muy muy aesthetico.
>>125215
*pretends not to have set a reminder* that reminds me lad, the jumper turned up 3 days late but as described.
8749fd No.125221
>>125220
>pretends not to have set a reminder
You're acting very odd today lad
55167f No.125222
>>125220
reeee dont eat my images chodesmankey it still uses up my data
b49ea4 No.125223
>>125210
I wonder who his target for the next four months will be.
55167f No.125224
>>125221
bit spooked by some recent blank spots in my memory lad, Im trying to excercise it as much as possible tbh
8749fd No.125225
>>125223
All I know is that it will never be me
>>125224
I see.
2eb59f No.125226
>>125219
>herts says something gay
ahhh perhaps there isn't hope for him after all.
;^)
>>125220
>>125222
>image duke into trips
nice
>jumper
Honestly I'd buy it
3278a3 No.125227
540c4a No.125228
>>125219
>there's only one person I feel comfortable telling this shit to
MEEE
55167f No.125229
>>125223
*offers myself as the target, for the general good of the board*
2eb59f No.125230
>>125227
That's exactly what I was thinking lad
73d32f No.125232
>>125226
>everything's gay
Only a homo would say such a thing
>>125228
ummmmmmmmmmmmm yes sure lad you
3278a3 No.125233
>>125231
Smh tbh
>>125230
That you have two modes, one where you forget to eat and one where you eat whatever you want because you can cook whatever and however?
55167f No.125234
>>125233
if you replace cooking with spreading marmite then yes
540c4a No.125235
540c4a No.125237
>it's a there's never fresh bread when I wake up episode smh
I guess we never have fresh bread, but at least bread from the freezer. Had to take one out myself now. Life is hard tbh
3278a3 No.125239
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*Thinks in a melancholic, fascistic manner*
>>125234
*considers the marmite pill*
I mean I'm a picky eater and someone who is living proof scurvy isn't real, could be a real cost saver.
>>125235
hmmmmmst
2eb59f No.125240
>>125232
>everything's gay
This is a misquote. I've only called your airy faery romantic philosophical thought process gay as of yet. In fact I can tell you one thing that isn't gay off the top of my head:
My beloved heroin chic thots
>>125233
Neither of these apply to me. But I was definitely thinking something along those lines…
>>125234
>found out that I'm the only person who eats cress and marmite sandwiches today
It feels lonely
4e2d19 No.125241
>>125237
>thought bread meant thread
55167f No.125242
>>125240
>marmite
>and rabbit food
y lad
4e2d19 No.125243
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Ice Cream & Jelly
>tfw she's beginning to get more dislikes than likes
poor lass, please show her your support
55167f No.125244
>>125241
i guess in this context its the most likely definition
73d32f No.125245
>>125237
>putting bread in the freezer
8749fd No.125246
>>125243
her son's really pissed off a lot of people for some reason
2eb59f No.125247
*thinks in a cool and aloof manner*
73d32f No.125248
>>125240
But you can't truly understand my whole worldview or thought process tbh
It's too esoteric
b49ea4 No.125249
>>125237
Defrosting is a pain. I have to make sure I'm up before onii-chan to make sure he doesn't use it all.
>>125241
I thought that too. Had a brief panic at the thought of putting a new thread together at this hour.
>>125243
Reeeeeeeeeeee going on television attracted too many normalfags who don't understand her appeal.
4e2d19 No.125250
>>125246
yeah most of her comments are about Lee it's weird. they should really leave her mum alone tbh.
55167f No.125251
>>125240
>heroin chic thots
weeping skin abscesses and blood borne diseases arent hot though lad
>>125239
>cheap and nutritious
tbh.
8749fd No.125252
>>125250
>her mum
don't start this with with him lad
2eb59f No.125253
>>125242
Because it tastes
GOOOOOOOOD
lad. can't just eat
marmite sandwich
on it's own
540c4a No.125254
>>125245
Not going to buy bread every day smh
>>125249
>Defrosting is a pain. I have to make sure I'm up before onii-chan to make sure he doesn't use it all.
Use what?
>>125241
Nah, Neo has my needs covered in that regards
540c4a No.125255
55167f No.125256
>>125248
>too esoteric
are you some sort of amazonian shaman?
>>125247
*throws half a milkshake into your open window as you drive past*
b49ea4 No.125257
>>125254
Bread. It's like living in Venezuela if he gets up to have breakfast before me.
2eb59f No.125258
>>125248
I'm sure of it lad
>>125251
Thankfully they don't incorporate that aspect of heroin addiction into the fashion style tbh
55167f No.125259
>>125253
>cant eat a marmite sandwich on its own
watch me
540c4a No.125260
>>125257
He eats all the bread? How much do you need? I just have two slices smh.
3278a3 No.125261
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>Tfw it'll never be 1939 again
sad
4e2d19 No.125262
>>125249
lol you're safe for a while lass
>>125252
KEK didn't even notice I said that
>>125254
FROZEN
2eb59f No.125263
>>125256
*picks up and drinks*
Heh thanks, I love milkshakes.
*sips thoughtfully*
540c4a No.125264
2 slices of bread for breakfast and supper, and a BIG DIN DINS. Hear that's bad but I love din dins
8749fd No.125265
>>125262
>KEK didn't even notice I said that
Your subconscious has been ruined by the white """woman""" in this thread
Lad, get help
4e2d19 No.125266
>>125265
lad I'm fine wew…
2eb59f No.125267
>>125259
But lad you need something to give the sandwich body. Bread and spread just isn't the answer
8749fd No.125268
>>125267
One thing per sandwich max tbh
55167f No.125269
>>125263
you fucking resilient unflappable graceful cunt
also how do you get your beard that way, or is it just low test?
4e2d19 No.125271
>>125264
smh they're naughty carbs lad
73d32f No.125272
>>125256
No lad
Worse tbh
>>125261
>it'll never be 2017 again
Sadder
4e2d19 No.125273
>>125272
good year 4u lad?
540c4a No.125274
>>125271
ahhh they are like 200 calories tops
55167f No.125275
>>125267
>food
>having more than 2 added components
its so inefficient though lad, all that faff for a few calories and a fraction of a commode visit. Smh crackers and marmite is versatile, cheap, long shelf life, energy dense, tasty, compact… need i go on? not to mention EDCing a jar means i can have my favourite meal of fresh warm bread and marmite wherever i go.
73d32f No.125276
>>125273
No lad it's been shit
But there's been some pretty good moments
The fact that I'll miss this year is in itself sad tbh
55167f No.125277
>>125272
>worse
is this something to do with esoteric stalinism?
b49ea4 No.125278
>>125260
He has two or three for breakfast and lunch, and we have about half a loaf a day between the whole family.
>>125266
*ruins you even more by encouraging you to not miscegenate*
3278a3 No.125279
>>125272
>it'll never 2014 again
Current best/worst year for me tbh.
55167f No.125280
>>125272
>>125277
>never be 2017 again
>tfw you will never see in a millenium again
reeeeeeeeeee take me back nao
2eb59f No.125281
>>125269
Why thank you, mon bonsoir
I maintain the beard with a mixture of hormone blockers and wax strips.
Now if you'll excuse me, my little sachez, I'm about to think of something no ones ever thought of before.
540c4a No.125282
>>125278
>He has two or three for breakfast and lunch, and we have about half a loaf a day between the whole family.
Shouldn't really have a problem then, right?
Jesus Christ those boobies. Hope she has a strong back.
3278a3 No.125283
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I think I related too much to Gary King's character tbh
55167f No.125284
>>125281
[audible cognition]
55167f No.125285
>tfw no shiny charizard anymore
540c4a No.125286
>>125285
I tried to find my cards but I think my brother stole them smh
Wait, card or in game?
55167f No.125287
>tfw no link cable for the gbc
ahhhh lads the nostalgia is powerful
b49ea4 No.125289
>>125282
The freezer is quick small and full of other stuff so we can only freeze loaves in halves, so it is a problem for whoever arrives last.
3278a3 No.125290
>>125287
>tfw you'll never have fantasy adventures at school and then come home and play runescape with your pals for hours again
wew
73d32f No.125291
>>125277
No lad I'm not really Stalinist tbh
idk I should think about things more
*broods*
55167f No.125292
>>125286
card lad, got several starter shinies off silver, breed them and time machine them to emerald tbh.
2eb59f No.125293
>>125275
It is inefficient, but if I'm being made to eat a sandwich it better be a pleasant eating experience. It's gotta have something to bite into, and some flavours damnit. While warm bread and marmite does sound nice, on a standard sandwich scenario I need more.
>>125268
Definitely not lad. How is *one thing* supposed to take me to flavour town?
73d32f No.125294
2eb59f No.125295
*thinks in a revolutionary and innovative fashion*
540c4a No.125296
>>125294
don't make single mummies, lad
>>125292
never got any shinies in game smh
Had Charizard, Machamp Gyarados and probably other shiny cards I forget though
>>125289
sucks, I am sure you nice onii-chan would be more considerate if you told him, lass.
55167f No.125297
>>125290
runescape was my highschool years tbh lad, i was at primary school for pokemon yellow.
>>125293
>need more taste
may i then direct you towards Marmite XO, a somehow more flavorful brown nectar.
>>125291
>should think more
h-how, arent you thinking all the time you are awake,
55167f No.125298
>>125296
>not using condoms
do you want untreatable gonorhea?
2eb59f No.125299
>>125280
>it will never be the summer of 2014 again
Ahh how cruelly does time pass, that it won't even spare me complete memories of that wonderful summer
73d32f No.125300
55167f No.125301
>>125300
bit time consuming tbh lad
>>125299
>summer of 2014
summer of 2008 tbh lad.
8749fd No.125302
>>125294
>giving them the satisfaction
4e2d19 No.125303
>>125276
w-wew.. things can only get better right??
>>125278
ahhhhhh lassss how can you do this to me! now I'll only go with huwhites
2eb59f No.125304
>>125294
>>125300
Thots should be seduced lad
>>125297
For the more refined palette, introducingggggg "XO"
8749fd No.125305
>>125278
You'll never get to me
2eb59f No.125306
>>125301
Tbh my summer of 2014 was boring and uneventful. What happened in yours?
55167f No.125307
>>125296
nice lad, i find trading cards pretty satisfying tbh.
>didnt get shinies in game
*flexes longterm memory*
we ran an illicit shiny battery farm on crystal, during the beyblade fad, and charged the top bit of a rare beyblade for them. Smh beyblades sucked arse.
2eb59f No.125308
"I'm sorry to have to this to you __, but with the whole current economic situation we're going to have to raise rent by 10%"
73d32f No.125309
>>125303
Things never get better
But if you're lucky enough you'll meet somebody who will make you forget this depressing fact, so that briefly you feel what we call 'happiness' comme mon cherie
>>125304
No
Thots deserve punishment
b49ea4 No.125310
>>125305
I just want you to respect Japan's right to ethnic purity. Why would you want to curse your daughterus with white women genes if it's the root of all evil?
540c4a No.125311
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>>125307
Beyblades was fun tbh. New series is all 3D smh. Didn't really play them at all though.
55167f No.125312
>>125304
>now with extra tar!
>>125306
>what happened in the summer of 2014
same as any other time of year but with more raves and shorter leg attire. tbh I had just started an office job as a design assisstant and was living with mates in a flat one owned. Had a ford ka and a variety of expensive habits, and a pale ginger long term gf.
You?
2eb59f No.125313
>>125309
>things ever get worse
pffffffff
>punishment
No lad, they deserve my willy and fleeting affection
540c4a No.125314
>>125310
Did she have implants or what?
55167f No.125315
>>125311
i reckon you must be either slightly older or slightly younger than me based on that.
73d32f No.125316
I must away
>>125307
>beyblades
I remember those, loved the fucking things
>>125313
I am surrounded by thots atm
They try and flirt with with me, I don't notice them or tell them to fuck off
They still do it
These normalfags need to be raped and killed
Steiner is right tbh
8749fd No.125317
>>125310
I favour china for the imperium tbh, and your logic traps won't work on me
bf087f No.125318
>>125317
how is her logic a trap? it is litterally the only logical conclusion for where "the impirium" would end up
55167f No.125319
>>125316
LET 'EM RIP!
*pulls cord thing*
540c4a No.125320
>>125315
slightly older probably tbh. I have two younger brothers that watched it with me though
3278a3 No.125321
8749fd No.125322
>>125318
It's a trap to get me to say something I wouldn't want to, and that isn't true
540c4a No.125323
55167f No.125324
>>125320
makes sense tbh lad. that means you may not be a 90s baby… interesting.
bf087f No.125325
>>125322
well it literally is, half jap lasses would be half white lasses.
b49ea4 No.125326
File: 5c92471704c66c7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 201.04 KB, 1250x1000, 5:4, __artoria_pendragon_alter_….jpg)
>>125314
That's just the way she turned out when she's fully grown. And maybe becoming a father had something to do with it too.
Normal Saber is supposed to be in her teens so she's not fully grown. At least that's what the writers say.
>>125317
Lad, there wouldn't be an imperium if all the asian women of the world got bleached.
55167f No.125327
>>125316
>ignoring thots
how to attract thots for dummies
2eb59f No.125328
>>125312
>said '14 instead of '08
Tbh lad that sounds like a top fucking summer.
In mine I played computer games for most of it. There were a few exciting events like I got rejected by a long time crush, and there was a small family domestic. Really not as bad as it sounds though, it was nice to experience mid teen things.
>>125316
>banana
Tbh lad you don't deserve the blessing of thots. Woe that my wayward brothers roam around thotless, wallowing in their ignorance.
540c4a No.125329
>>125326
I like her face tbh. Looks "motherly"
55167f No.125330
>>125325
is that like how a 50/50 glass of islay and liquid poop is still half whisky at the end of the day?
b49ea4 No.125331
File: 3aead590e22d120⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1006.5 KB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….jpg)
>>125329
I wish she was my mum tbh. Then again she left Mordred with a mountain of parental issues so maybe she's not that great at it after all.
bf087f No.125332
>>125330
i dont have the scientific research to ether back up or dispute that claim
8749fd No.125333
>>125326
>Lad, there wouldn't be an imperium if all the asian women of the world got bleached.
There are methods of sustaining it
540c4a No.125334
>>125331
she probably didn't even let her suckle on her teats as a baby because she didn't want it to affect her breasts smh.
55167f No.125335
>>125328
in 2008 i was a tubby chav student selling weed from a 125 in between periods. Kek i miss weighing up bags tbh, and i miss bunking to smoke.. ahhh lad the nostalgia pill is oddly shaped and bittersweet.
What did you do in 2014 lad?
b49ea4 No.125337
>>125334
I assume Mordred was raised in secret by Morgana like the original legends so she never got the chance, smh.
Despite the lousy upbringing these japs are obsessed with drawing them as a happy family. It's really sweet.
2eb59f No.125338
>>125335
>tubby chav
That also sounds like a pretty top summer as well tbh. I went to a small school so no one was that naughty smh.
>wbu
What I did in >>125328 was my '14 summer, apologies for the miscommunication.
No clue what I did in '8, I was only a sprog. Think I spent the entirety of that summer on the computer surfing youtube and the like tbh.
55167f No.125339
>>125332
whisky = W
poop = P
whiskypoop blend = B
(W × 0.5B) + (P x 0.5) = B
when P = W then it follows tbat
B ÷ 2 = W
540c4a No.125340
>>125337
Maybe this will make the nips want to have children
55167f No.125341
>>125338
>no one was naughty
>tfw we suspended from highschool during gcses for dealing
lad what did you do for fun
>clarification
makes much more sense now kek, i had the wrong end of the stick
3278a3 No.125342
>>125341
>tfw you'll never get drunk with your English teacher again and watch 80s top of the pops
ARGH TAKE ME BACK
b49ea4 No.125345
>>125340
It makes me want to have children so hopefully it has the same effect on them. Typemoon should give in to their Saber-pandering urges and do the entire Arthurian legend tbh.
>>125343
THEY'RE NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE
bf087f No.125346
>>125335
> tubby chav
kek, i can imagine you as one tbh
>>125339
yep, sounds about right
2eb59f No.125347
>>125341
I just slept through lessons and got cheeky when the teachers bothered me, I guess I never had any fun…
EXCEPT
>the one time I was excluded for 3 days for telling my tutor to fuck themselves
haHaHA !
2eb59f No.125348
>>125344
Sleep tight buttercup
bf087f No.125349
4e2d19 No.125350
b49ea4 No.125351
>>125344
Night night lad, don't let the imperium fairy bite.
8749fd No.125352
>>125351
>don't let the imperium fairy bite.
You'd want that wouldn't you
55167f No.125354
>>125347
>telling a tutor to fuck themselves
kek lad, did that not happen every lesson? we restrained a bald science teacher in a lab once and wrote cunt on his head in whiteboard pen, causing him to slap a bird whilst struggling to escape.
>>125346
>imagine me as one
t-thanks lad….
>>125342
>ywn sell supply teachers hash during lessons again
>drink with teachers
good shit lad, never did that.
540c4a No.125355
55167f No.125356
>>125344
night lad, hope you dont develop sleep apnea tbh
bf087f No.125357
>>125354
>t-thanks lad….
not really tbh, just felt like commenting on it because it stuck me as odd
b49ea4 No.125358
It's beddy byes for me too. Sweet dreams everyone.
3278a3 No.125359
>>125344
Nighty night laddite
bf087f No.125360
2eb59f No.125361
>>125354
>wrote cunt on bald science teacher
>he slapped a bird
Tbh that set me off laughing.
>did that not happen every lesson
No… Worse yet I was one of the worst in the year. Small school in ok area is what it is. I'm truly a disgrace to my parents and the other lads on here it seems.
55167f No.125364
>>125357
i used a largely false facade of simple aggressive chavishness to cover for the crippling autism and pathological unsociability that resulted from the common trifecta of being academically gifted, fat and bullied during first and middle school.
thats two pints now lad
55167f No.125365
>>125363
>cuntdodger
oh lordy
55167f No.125366
>radio x is giving away a holiday to dorset
*enters 12 times*
3278a3 No.125368
>>125366
LADS HOLIDAY TO DORSET
who we haven't seen for a while
bf087f No.125369
>>125364
thats atcually quite sad lad, feels bad
fug
55167f No.125370
>>125368
hes busy splitting firewood to warm his crude hovel during the brutal dorset winters, and i also assume hes making his 6ftx3ft house-punt a reality.
3278a3 No.125371
>>125368
>>125369
The dorset plot thickens lad
bf087f No.125372
>>125371
someone is making lads disapear and its up to B.R.I.T (British Right-wing Investigation Team) to investigate tbh
3278a3 No.125373
>>125372
It's up to us to solve the mystery.
4e2d19 No.125374
such deep lore in the kaysphere
bf087f No.125375
>>125373
Detective BRIT POSTER and his sidekick Anprim, featuring Private investigator Vanlad
55167f No.125376
>>125369
>sad
oh lad this is where you and i differ tbh - how is improving your social life and personal network by making a superficial change in any way sad? I see it as a triumph tbh - being a teachers pet and taking early exams till year 6, thriving cannabis distribution network by the start of year 8. Tbh i find it sadder that it was as easy as having a few fights and indulging in casual drug use to become a… umm.. *vomits* """cool""" lad.
Fuck me lad i look back in disgust sometimes, just having an oz of bud was enough to be the man of moment.
bf087f No.125377
>>125376
i meant that its sad you got bullied for being chubbyand you are cool lad
could be worse i guess lad
bf087f No.125380
>>125379
THE CHASE IS A FOOT
2eb59f No.125383
>>125380
>A violent and bloody 6 month search has culminated in the approximate location of a cabin in the woods
>finds a warmly light cottage
>A pretty, fat-cheeked woman is stirring a cauldron full of stew
>A small child asks the shadowy figure: "father who are these people?"
>A man sits smiling in a chair
>he's whittling a wooden toy for the child
>he lifts his head, and you see his face
>it's dorset
>"hello lads, I'm afraid I've left that life behind. I have a family now."
what do?
55167f No.125384
>tfw the signal is intermittent here
reeeee the only other guy with a mobile in dampshart must be using
>>125375
>PI vanlad
*waves robot wars membership card around*
The Astute and Observant Vanlad, Pre-Eminent Investigator Extraordinaire of Glorious Sussex and Temporary Expert Consultant to the Grand Wizard of the Central English Coast and Chief Inspector of Missing Posters, Everybodies Boy Hampshite, to use our full legal titles.
>operation dorsearch
The mystery machine is fuelled up and ready to surveil the dorset wastes.
55167f No.125385
>>125383
clap noisily and tug my forelock
bf087f No.125386
>>125383
*waves buspass infront of the lad*
I say congratulations on the wife and child but i am currently part of an investigation team searching for two missing posters, and it seems that we have only found one. I would then procede to ask him is he new anything about waifuposters whereabouts even though it looks like the two disappearances seem totally unrelated now.
>*waves robot wars membership card around*
kek
>The mystery machine is fuelled up and ready to survive the dorset wastes.
Quick everyone to the Mystery machine
>the mystery machine is a large white van with the words "FucK TruCk" scrawled on the side
>dorsearch
genius
bf087f No.125387
3278a3 No.125388
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>>125383
*this scene starts playing*
bf087f No.125390
>>125389
or greeks also had dreadlocks tbh
4e2d19 No.125391
>keep spilling water on the front fan of the pc
bf087f No.125392
>>125391
maybe stop doing that
55167f No.125393
>>125384
>tfw forget The Grand Marshall of Daftyism and Inquisitor-General of the Home Counties His Eminence Lord "Lass Legs' Anprim
sorry lad
>>125391
how?
55167f No.125394
>there are clumsy people itt
get the rope
3278a3 No.125395
>>125393
It's alright lad, nothing wrong with being covert.
>>125394
DEXTERITY WAR NOW
2eb59f No.125396
>>125385
*gallantly accepts literary prize*
>>125386
>mother and son fix eyes upon you when waifuposter is mentioned
>Temperature of the air drops, light seems to darken
>"Waifuposter? I don't know what you're talking about!"
>"You've overstayed your welcome, now leave me and my family be! You've found what you were looking for"
55167f No.125397
>>125386
>dissapearances seem unrelated
hey lad look over there for a second while i put a passport sized picture of scully in dorsets root-gathering basket and then beat him unconscious in front of his family for witholding vital information and obstructing our investigation.
4e2d19 No.125398
>>125392
>>125393
cant help it smh set up that way
bf087f No.125399
>>125396
>"im sorry lad but I'm making an arrest of you for witholding informations, Me and anprim are gonna have to take you back to the station for questioning"
moves in closer to apprehend dorset
>>125397
GOD LAD YOUR A LOOSE CANON IM TAKING YOU OFF THIS INVESTIGATION TEAM! DAMMIT YOU GET RESULTS BUT YOUR METHODS ARE TOO HARDCORE, I HAVE HALF A MIND TO TAKE YOU TO THE STATION WITH THE SUSPECT
55167f No.125400
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw can remember rap i haven't heard since mckenzie hoodies were cool but cant remember shopping lists or my phone number
verse 2 or 3 i think
picture 3 trigger happy crackers in a van
driving round dorset a bit
high off coke with banana clip
because you can search for posters and get paid
search for dorse while trying to get laid
inspect this cave for signs that hes made
or ask around towns for a couple of days
55167f No.125401
>>125398
>set up that way
have you tried putting the glass somewhere thats not within full-glass spilling distance of anything valuable, useful or electrical?
4e2d19 No.125402
>>125401
that's crazy talk
55167f No.125403
>>125399
*throws badge at you*
GODDAMNIT CHIEF IM THE BEST DETECTIVE YOUVE GOT, WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF THERES SOME COLLATERAL DAMAGE INVOLVED - WE'RE ESTABLISHING IF WAIFULAD IS FUCKING DEAD OR HAS A GODDAMN ZIPPERHEADED GOOK GF - WITH ALL DUE RESPECT CHIEF FUCK MY ASSIGNMENT - THIS IS WAIFULAD WE ARE TALKING ABOUT! *throws your pen pot on the floor and empties your paperclips into the bin*
>>125399
>moves in for an arrest
got your back fam
*fires a beanbag round at his bollocks*
3278a3 No.125404
>>125399
>blockbuster and transport card
fucking genius lad.
55167f No.125405
>>125402
>crazy talk
maybe tbh, phones are waterproof now, why not PCs? cant you use some sort of tray to prevent spills from getting to the pc?
bf087f No.125406
>>125403
GOD DAMMIT IF YOUR GOING ROGUE YOU KNOE WE@RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRY AND STOP YOU! STAY OUTTA THIS LAD, LET SCOTLAND YARD TAKE CARE OF THIS YOU EXXAGERATED AMMATEUR.
*collects badge as you storm outta the office*
>*fires a beanbag round at his bollocks*
Your methods are unorthadox, but effective lad YOUR A LOOSE CANON GOD DAMMIT
>>125404
thanks lad, i chose the train ticket because i think you said you get the train a lot.
3278a3 No.125407
>>125406
Yeah I've been getting it a lot recently tbh.
5a51a5 No.125408
exclusive photo taken just seconds before the unprecedented Pembrokeshire Water Crisis
2eb59f No.125409
>>125399
>Sam and dean
I used to like that show if were all being honest with each other
>dorest
>The facade of the house's walls shatter into dust
>The wife and child melt away into fleshy pools
>Anprim and vanlad fade out of reality
>Only you and Dorset remain
>"You had to keep meddling didn't you? Searching for the 'truth'."
>"We'll here's the truth waifuposter! It's hardly pleasant and nor is it interesting, it's dark and lonely…"
>"What do you mean? I'm not waifuposter!" you shout as sudden temper takes over you
>"You were waifuposter all along, you created this identify to escape that reality. Just look at yourself." He holds up a hand mirror to you
>In the reflection, you see your face. The face of dorset, the face of waifuposter.
>Suddenly you wake up in a hospital ward. >waifuposter made another attempt on his life, this time putting himself into a coma
>you realise the suffering you've put yourself through and decide to make a change
>but first you phone post a pick of scully on /newbrit/
3278a3 No.125410
>>125408
Zoom and enhance!
bf087f No.125411
>>125408
But what does it mean….
>I used to like that show if were all being honest with each other
dont know the show just got it off google images tbh
also ladwhat the fuckyou just blew my mind tbh
5a51a5 No.125412
>>125409
>dorset is waifu poster
its too perfect lad
*draws venn diagram*
bf087f No.125413
>>125409
>>125408
fucked the you's up again sorry lads >>125411
5a51a5 No.125414
>>125409
oooh just got that subtly cyclical ending tbh lad, cabt wait for the implied sequel.
4e2d19 No.125415
>>125405
hm maybe lad but it'd block the fan I think
>>125408
top kek pretty accurate but it's not gay anime ahhhhhhhhh
2eb59f No.125416
I novel-post and it's still rife with typos ect. I should really proof read the posts I spend more than 5 mins on tbh
>>125411
doesn't know show
It's supernatural. It's a tumblr show but the first few seasons were good. They fought spooky ghosts and wendigos
>mind = blown 0_0
thank you, thank you. My next book will be coming out next autumn. It'll be a romance detailing the love of 2 ethnic nationalists who found love in Bongo Bongo Land DMs.
>>125414
Thank you lad, I hoped that the genius subtleties in my writing were picked up on. It seems they were. And yes there will be sequel: "waifuposter's big break" which will be followed by "waifuposter's christmas adventure".
bf087f No.125417
>>125416
>. It's a tumblr show
disregarded
> It'll be a romance detailing the love of 2 ethnic nationalists who found love in Bongo Bongo Land DMs.
kek
5a51a5 No.125418
>>125416
>waifuposters Christmas adventure
does he discover the true meaning of Christmas only after he is forced to cannabalise his entire family while floating adrift in the north sea with only his soon-to-be late mothers prosthetic leg as a float after the plane they chartered to emigrate to iceland is strafed from above by israeli jets killing the pilot, leaving only waifulad to bring the plane down in an emergency sea landing using his extensive knowledge of pilotwings on the snes?
2eb59f No.125419
>>125418
*likes this idea*
Uhhh actually…
*fake showbiz smile*
yes it was!
With such a taste for obscure absurdist plots I think you'd make a valuable guest writer for the book! We'd even be able to throw in %10 of book profits for you hardwork.
2eb59f No.125420
>>125419
>%10
spare me lord
bf087f No.125421
2eb59f No.125422
>>125421
oh ho ho sweet dreams, moi garçon de beurre
3278a3 No.125423
4e2d19 No.125424
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Why I wear suits all the time
>>125421
night lad
4e2d19 No.125425
2eb59f No.125426
4e2d19 No.125428
quite creepy when the streetlights go off this late but luckily there were a few neets who had their bedroom lights on
53d934 No.125429
Bump my thread
thnx :p
>>>/b/7264421
44be91 No.125430
*wakes up at nine for some fucking reason*
68ba4d No.125431
>>125430
Good morning. I've been awake since 4 o'clock.
44be91 No.125432
>>125431
smh, show us your willy lad. It will make you feel better tbh
68ba4d No.125433
>>125432
No. I feel fine anyway.
b49ea4 No.125434
>>125428
It sounds terrifying lass.
>>125429
There so many traps dressed as Shimakaze now that I have to inspect every image carefully to decide which folder they go in. She's a victim of male appropriation.
3278a3 No.125435
>>125434
Shipgirls was a mistake
780be8 No.125436
>>125435
morning lad
we're getting in more videogames if you want to join
3278a3 No.125437
d2655d No.125438
>>125353
>>125351
You must have set her off you bitch
b49ea4 No.125439
>>125438
Oh you messy boy.
b49ea4 No.125440
That's made my morning that has.
d2655d No.125441
780be8 No.125442
>>125441
serves you right for having yellow fever tbh
b49ea4 No.125443
>>125441
This is what happens when you spend all day looking at arousing images. Maybe you should try deleting your chinky folder to see if that helps.
d2655d No.125444
b49ea4 No.125445
>>125444
What must your mother think about having to deal with this every week, smh.
780be8 No.125446
>>125443
you should probably delete your folders of gaybos and gooktoons tbh
d2655d No.125447
>>125445
I don't live with my parents
b49ea4 No.125448
>>125446
I don't have night problems though.
>>125447
At least you're able to clean up after yourself I hope.
d2655d No.125449
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>>125448
>At least you're able to clean up after yourself I hope.
Yeah it's just a pain in the arse
b49ea4 No.125450
>>125449
I have a feeling the imperium fairy will be staying with you for a while. Then again, what if it's not an imperium fairy. It might be a cheeky white fairy torturing you into submission.
3278a3 No.125451
>Tfw not a cool detective
>tfw the police are pozzed
>tfw you'll never administer justice and solve crime
780be8 No.125452
>>125451
Right Wing Detective Squads
still playing btw lad
3278a3 No.125453
>>125452
eating brekkers lad
d2655d No.125454
>>125450
>It might be a cheeky white fairy torturing you into submission.
She's never going to win if that's the case
540c4a No.125455
Morning, lads. Give me some good ideas for Christening gifts
540c4a No.125456
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Haven't we seen Sammy at the same place?
540c4a No.125457
540c4a No.125459
Cool
>it's the "Punch Nazis" actor
Actually kind of liked him in "Stranger Things" smh
>>125458
Just looked a bit similar with the lighting, but it's not
b49ea4 No.125460
>>125454
You are strong lad, but we will break you in the end.
>>125455
I was given a nice silver spoon and candles as gifts for my christening.
420b14 No.125461
>>125455
an incomplete euro 98 coin collection, an engraved pewter mug, scalectrix, cornettos, a novelty become-a-baron kit
540c4a No.125462
>>125460
>I was given a nice silver spoon and candles as gifts for my christening.
Candles?
d2655d No.125463
>>125460
>You are strong lad, but we will break you in the end.
no tbh
420b14 No.125464
some stupid nigger is butchering kiplings epic interracial love story, the jungle book
http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-britain-theatre-concrete-jungle-idUKKBN1AI1IN
>In the play, Mowgli is a homeless young refugee wandering through dilapidated tower blocks, forced to contend with adversaries like King Louis and the monkeys, who are portrayed as a street gang.
>Though differing starkly from the famous 1967 Disney animated version of Kipling's tale, this production does have musical elements: with high-energy grime and rap music.
b49ea4 No.125465
>>125462
Yeah, some nice red candles. I remember them very clearly even though I was really young.
3278a3 No.125466
>>125455
I got a Swiss army knife.
d2655d No.125467
>>125459
>rebooting hellboy
It's not even been that long since the original. What's the point?
d2655d No.125468
>rebooting a film after just 10 years
??????
420b14 No.125469
>people itt got unconsentually baptised as wee uns
3278a3 No.125470
>>125459
The Del Toro films are fine goddamnit.
420b14 No.125471
>>125468
based consumerism
540c4a No.125472
>>125461
That's cool
>>125465
Find it a strange gift tbh. But I have heard of it before.
>>125466
That's a good idea but I think I'll get her that when she's older.
>>125467
The director gave up I guess. It's sad as Hellboy looked pretty good tbh.
Leaning towards books tbh. Remember loving to have my parents read to me before bed. But these days people have phones I guess smbh
b49ea4 No.125473
>>125468
I can't wait for Spiderman 7.
d2655d No.125474
>>125472
>Leaning towards books tbh. Remember loving to have my parents read to me before bed. But these days people have phones I guess smbh
Get something like the Wind in the Willows
540c4a No.125475
>>125470
Smh. Couldn't get funding apparently
3278a3 No.125476
>>125472
Well I didn't get it straight up, but after a couple of years I was deemed responsible with knives (not anymore kek) and then I got it, but it was a gift from then.
540c4a No.125478
>>125473
>tfw Spider-man will just keep getting more and more civic
>>125474
Might. Will have a look tbh
>>125476
>not anymore kek
Kek. Maybe I should get her a bayonet. The AK bayonet is quite a tool isn't it? How does the coating stay on the edge?
smh I should have gotten into shooting and hunting and gotten her a rifle.
540c4a No.125479
>>125477
Maybe I should get her something illegal
540c4a No.125480
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>they are rebooting Death Wish too
d2655d No.125481
>>125479
Those should be illegal purely because of how daft they are.
3278a3 No.125483
>>125478
What coating? Do you just mean the regular edge? It's a bayonet so it's not designed to be very sharp, but through virtue of modern requirements they've become utility knives and thus can keep a decent edge for utility purposes but a simple pocket knife is always a good tool tbh.
540c4a No.125484
>>125482
Collections are a great idea
b49ea4 No.125485
>>125480
A lot of people are calling this trailer alt-right and racist.
420b14 No.125486
>>125479
oh its an (XX) sprog, i see. Bit bigoted to gender a child lad.
buy xem a crossbow
540c4a No.125487
>>125483
Oh, I thought all AK bayonets were coated in something to keep them from rusting, apparently not. Guess you can just get them in stainless steel these days.
>>125485
Looks like they almost made it a comedy. But poor taste given the rape and murder.
>>125486
Would that help encourage her not to fall for stereotypical gender roles? I don't want to encourage her to be something she isn't smh
3278a3 No.125488
>>125487
Oh you mean cosmoline? That stuff is meant for storage only, you have to clean that off if you want to use it.
420b14 No.125489
>>125484
>roald dahl centenary box set
>leatherbound enid blyton collection
>illustrated Narnia series
>a big heirloom leather atlas
ahhh theres too many to choose from *buys them all*
420b14 No.125490
>>125487
>confusing gender roles with gifts
here you go lad
2eb59f No.125492
>>125491
>>125487
Discworld books would prolly be a good christening gift tbh
3278a3 No.125493
>>125492
The one about the witch meant for youngsters is quite good tbh.
2eb59f No.125494
Good shmorning my sons of fathers
what is… the haps?
d2655d No.125495
File: 8a666070753b912⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 93.15 KB, 1190x1500, 119:150, DD7ZcTKXgAAiK25.jpg large.jpg)
>>125494
not mucho friendo
3278a3 No.125496
2eb59f No.125497
>>125493
Most of them are tbh
b49ea4 No.125498
>>125495
Don't lie lad, you had an accident this morning.
2eb59f No.125499
>>125495
A good lazy friday? Fantastic stuff
>>125496
I hope you're not planning on doing anything rightwing with those knives
>>125498
Tbh I can't say I'm interested to hear about it
d2655d No.125500
>>125498
I fucking knew that you'd take pleasure in that happening, you sadist
3278a3 No.125501
>>125499
nah, got them in the mail today, and they always come blunt af reeeeeeeeee
540c4a No.125502
>>125488
Nah I meant some kind of metal but I can't find any information on it so I guess I was wrong smh
>>125490
Here is an idea for TBBK: A Rainbow Dash mauser
>>125494
Morning, lad. Not much tbh.
420b14 No.125503
>>125501
>came in the post
did they ask for id when you ordered them?
3278a3 No.125504
>>125503
no, but I used paypal so that might've bypassed the process?
420b14 No.125505
420b14 No.125506
>>125504
weird tbh, seems like the new rules are a bit holey or uneforceable.
420b14 No.125507
3278a3 No.125508
>>125506
They aren't officially enforced now are they? It's not through is it?
420b14 No.125509
420b14 No.125511
>>125508
in the last 2 weeks ive had to give b&q, screwfix and transtools my id to buy stanley blades, axes and chisels.
3278a3 No.125512
>>125511
weird, that's quite odd.
d2655d No.125513
420b14 No.125514
>>125510
morning lad, theres toast if you want it
bf087f No.125515
>>125514
Based marmite, but i got left over pasta bake in the fridge
540c4a No.125516
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>watch as an old woman looks through tinder
>she has slept with over 700 men
>has kids
>is divorced
>considers herself a catch
WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD MEN??
d2655d No.125517
>>125516
purely from looking at the finger in the thumbnail, I can say she's not a good catch
also
BASED WHITE WOMEN
bf087f No.125518
>>125516
>hi my name is charizard
540c4a No.125519
>tfw you want to settle down with a rich handsome husband but you can't even offer him children
2eb59f No.125520
>>125501
Y.O.
Well you better change that lad, I want you to do some PUSHUPS
>>125505
That I am, mi homme noir. But my day would be a whole stretch nicer if I was at a cool folkish festival.
>>125510
>>125515
Mooooooooooooornink
>pasta bake
>for breakfast
That sounds wonderful lad. Please think of us less fortunate though, spare me some mi lorde?
bf087f No.125521
>>125520
> spare me some mi lorde?
Away from me, pasta-peasent
540c4a No.125522
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH WOES
A Storm and a Tea Cup [multi-parter]
I actually watched a video of his while we were driving home for holiday. Pretty comfy tbh. Just find it hard listening to him when I could be doing other stufflike nothing.
>>125520
>Well you better change that lad, I want you to do some PUSHUPS
tbh. Became strongest kid pretty early thanks to things like pushups.
3278a3 No.125523
>>125520
>Well you better change that lad, I want you to do some PUSHUPS
huh
540c4a No.125524
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Keep Your Standards High When Looking For A Partner
But god forbid anybody have standards about women. Top kek.
2eb59f No.125525
hmmmmm, quads inc.
Do I leave to get breakfast or do I stay for half and hour for the GET…
hmmmm…
d2655d No.125526
File: 59971755b39f28c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 108.69 KB, 956x1200, 239:300, a1cc9eae240f7992594feb91f9….jpg)
>>125525
the board's going to really slow down as the get approaches tbh
2eb59f No.125527
>>125523
Ahh whoops, I meant that (you) for 22st
>>125520
>>125502
here you go laddy
bf087f No.125528
>>125525
statistically you wont get the get so just get brekkers tbh
540c4a No.125529
>>125527
>here you go laddy
Thanks sweetie
420b14 No.125530
>>125512
see pic related
>>125513
indupitably.
>>125515
alright fuck you then
540c4a No.125531
>>125525
*charges toward the get*
bf087f No.125532
>>125530
>fuck you
no need for that
2eb59f No.125533
>>125523
But you *should* do some pushups lad
>>125522
Really? I never considered that kids actually did exercise tbh.
>>125526
Perhaps there's time for me yet
>>125528
aye….. this reality is too cold.
WELL LADS
B R B
3278a3 No.125534
>>125530
I think it must be paypal bypassing that then or something. I mean those laws don't apply to European tool shops lad so you could just order from the Netherlands and wait a bit longer.
bf087f No.125535
420b14 No.125537
>>125534
>not supporting the british tool stocking businesses
AHHHJ LAD THATS SOME ROPEWORTHY HERESY YOURE CHATTING
3278a3 No.125538
>>125537
THIS IS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT HAS FORCED ME TO DO REEEEE
540c4a No.125539
>>125533
>Really? I never considered that kids actually did exercise tbh.
Around the start of my teens I think tbh
bf087f No.125540
>>125536
that is actually pretty cool tbh
540c4a No.125542
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>The latest results of tests on asylum seekers in Sweden subjected to a new method of medically assessing their age show that over 80 percent tested were judged to be older than 18, but not everyone has faith in their accuracy.
https://www.thelocal.se/20170803/new-results-of-swedens-asylum-age-assessment-tests-released
44be91 No.125543
>>125455
A Rosary, prayer book, Bible, lives of Saints. Things related to the sacred act of Christening. You have more of a duty to purchase one of these things if you are going to be a godfather.
420b14 No.125544
i like this knife but they only do it in stainless, reeeee
540c4a No.125545
>>125541
LAND OF THE FREEEE
doubt he'd keep his job today tbh
3278a3 No.125546
>>125544
Stainless isn't too bad tbh
540c4a No.125547
>>125544
What's wrong with stainless, lad? Who are you skinning?
d2655d No.125549
>>125543
>A Rosary
TAIGS OUT
540c4a No.125550
>>125543
Fuck. I should get her a bible I guess, but I haven't even read it myself. ahhh
540c4a No.125551
they'll just feel like I'm pushing religion on her anyway smh
540c4a No.125552
IT'S WITHIN SIGHT. GET IT BOIS
420b14 No.125553
>>125546
>>125547
stainless is boring tbh, i like oiling my knives. Also its always softer or more brittle, you can easily snap the tip off using it aggresively.
>who am i skinning
you
44be91 No.125554
>>125550
There are good children's Bibles with pictures and things you can get which recount the moral lessons without the compicated language that would stump a young lamb.
>>125551
Are they aware of what a Christening is?
420b14 No.125555
3278a3 No.125560
d59fba No.125561
I'm claiming this GET for me,
Shropshire lad
bf087f No.125563
>>125555
eyyyyy
>>125561
not even close
d59fba No.125564
I'm furious. phone verification fucked me out of a get
44be91 No.125565
420b14 No.125566
>>125561
i guess posts take longer to travel to shropshire.
540c4a No.125567
>>125554
>There are good children's Bibles with pictures and things you can get which recount the moral lessons without the compicated language that would stump a young lamb.
That's nice actually. I'm most interested in the morals myself tbh
>Are they aware of what a Christening is?
Sure. It's tradition, but they are enlightened atheists.
d2655d No.125568
420b14 No.125569
>>125564
>not having multiple versions of the same thread open and constantly filling in the captchas until the get appears
step up negro
420b14 No.125570
d59fba No.125572
>>125557
i was wondering if you were gonna rear you head
>>125566
>>125568
captcha fucked me. my post would've been perfectly timed tbh.
540c4a No.125573
I want to enlist to slay the druids
44be91 No.125574
>>125572
>Vanlass lying on the piss blankets in the back of his van
>Gets the get
>Wakes up his bumboi Wessex to comment on his achievement
Poor lambs are tired after a hard nights bumming smdh
Someone make an infographic of all the /newbrit/ romances tbh
540c4a No.125575
Aesthetic tbh. Don't know what that belt is, or if it's historical at all
bf087f No.125576
420b14 No.125577
>>125573
>please mister quintus sextus verginix, some mean beardy boys are bullying me… a-and they definitely also sacrifice children during full moons…
b49ea4 No.125578
Turtle formations were developed to counter druidic magic.
d2655d No.125579
>>125574
>Someone make an infographic of all the /newbrit/ romances tbh
this would actually be pretty funny
44be91 No.125580
>>125576
Give a thug a tug to end violence today tbh
420b14 No.125581
>>125574
nice insight into your psyche lass, thanks.
2eb59f No.125582
>>125569
This has been a hard but necessary lesson
420b14 No.125583
>>125578
>improvised mobile bumming shelters
ive got my eye on you
540c4a No.125584
>>125576
The druids are holding us back, lad. I want civilization. Please don't murder me, Varg
Don't know if are druids were just spiritual or if they actually had stuff like medicine tbh
>>125577
Kek. Was going to point out that they are trannies for wearing dresses as well but I guess to the romans it was wearing trousers that was barbaric.
>>125578
Wait druids have magic? Maybe I sided with the wrong lads
420b14 No.125585
2eb59f No.125586
>>125584
Of course they had medicine lad. They prolly knew what all the plants did in relation to ones health
540c4a No.125587
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>125585
Remember Lindybeige being bothered by that. Kek
>going through shields that easily
Arrows couldn't do that, right?
540c4a No.125589
>>125587
Kek it even says in the video description
>Please note that the arrows would not penetrate through the scutum (shield) as the arrows would just glance off.
44be91 No.125590
>>125588
*stabs you in the back as you flea*
where are you waifu poster!? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
420b14 No.125592
bf087f No.125593
>>125590
>flea
Lad nobody is going to flea from an autisticv MLP fan tbh
b49ea4 No.125594
>>125583
W-why would you think of something so lewd lad?
>>125584
Druids and witches were probably more like doctors and pharmacists rather than the esoteric priesthood we imagine them as. As far as I can see the Romans just walked in and introduced their pantheon and concept of worship without any organized religious push back.
420b14 No.125596
>>125594
meditteranian med in confined quarters in a dangerous moment…
44be91 No.125597
>125593
Blocked for bullying.
b49ea4 No.125598
>>125595
>cosplaying with babies
Japan should encourage this. They'll start reproducing if they think it's popular.
bf087f No.125600
540c4a No.125601
44be91 No.125602
>>125594
The Romans adopted the gods of the Celts into their own pantheon. Druids were a high priesthood who acted as advisors and shit after a very long and strenuous life of schooling. It is certainly more than likely that they fulfilled a medical role in their society too tbh.
190fc8 No.125603
>>125601
What? Has it already been posted?
540c4a No.125604
780be8 No.125605
>>125594
the organized religious pushback was all the tribes of Britain uniting against the invader and being shoahed, the druids only stopped fomenting war when they were slaughtered to a man on Anglesy.
They definitely had natural medicine knowledge but their primary function is as religious leaders.
2eb59f No.125607
190fc8 No.125608
540c4a No.125610
>google Nazi druid
>this comes up
gets me every time tbh
2eb59f No.125611
420b14 No.125612
>>125610
BASED BURGO DO IT AGAIN
44be91 No.125613
>>125610
*mows down foresters*
420b14 No.125614
>>125610
>In 2012, he was expelled from a "stone circle association" that he himself had chaired in the western town of Brühl for celebrating the burning of a mosque and denying the right of "the three major religions" to practice in central Europe ("Desert religions belong in the desert," he was quoted as saying in a press release).
540c4a No.125616
>>125614
Kek. He's Varg-tier
540c4a No.125617
>no segway cavalry to employ
smh
>>125613
goodlad
190fc8 No.125618
>>125609
Love you too boss.
540c4a No.125619
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Kek
>JK Rowling help me sue @4chan who liable's you often. @jk_rowling
420b14 No.125621
>>125619
>a maw of obscene behaviour
>always getting punched when you go there
>4/pol/
hahahaaaaa
420b14 No.125622
>>125619
>4/pol/ is full of the worst thing you can imagine times 10
…
540c4a No.125624
>>125621
>>125622
>making video replies to 4chan
540c4a No.125625
>>125623
The Chad Anglo seemed a bit autistic in the one video I've seen of him tbh smh
540c4a No.125627
Top fucking kek. Just kick them both out
15d61f No.125628
someone please end Neo's thread making reign of terror
2eb59f No.125629
>>125628
Well it shan't be me, so unless it's gonna be you fam
2eb59f No.125630
>>125625
I'm not sure I can think of a right wing "intellectual voice" that isn't autistic
540c4a No.125631
>>125630
smh I guess I shouldn't be disparaging. Golden one is pretty autistic himself
b49ea4 No.125634
>>125628
Too late lad.
>>125633
>>125633
>>125633
>>125633
New thread.
420b14 No.125635
420b14 No.125637
>>125634
>>125635
FUCKNG BITCH I DID A CAPTCHA FOR THAT REEEE
540c4a No.125638
Hm… Vanlad's thread was made first
2eb59f No.125640
>>125634
>>125635
Imperium lad's gonna post in vanlads one. What will every1 else do?
420b14 No.125642
>>125638
>>125640
ill cede it to neo tbh
2eb59f No.125646
>>125642
Out of your hands lad. It's up to
the people
to decide