dd8003 No.125632
>Lee Rigby style plot planners banged up
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-security-musketeers-idUKKBN1AJ1N5?il=0
>Four members of a British Islamist militant cell who referred to themselves as the "Three Musketeers" were on Thursday given life sentences in prison for plotting an attack.
b89ca4 No.125639
03411b No.125641
b89ca4 No.125643
Well it looks like this is the thread. I shall perform the sanctifying ritual by blessing it with a sxc ginger
03411b No.125644
>>125643
i wish more lasses were ginger
d4a128 No.125645
It was posted first. It's the rules tbh
d4a128 No.125647
>Men often control which games and roles their girlfriends are "allowed" to play, new research shows.
top kek
b89ca4 No.125648
>>125644
You and I both mon frere. Perhaps I'll even make one my wife in the coming times
03411b No.125649
>>125648
thats the dream lad
b89ca4 No.125650
>>125647
>Grow the fuck up.
This one looks funny. Can you link me? Or archive link me ;^)?
dd8003 No.125651
>>125647
>gamer girlfriend
>isnt wearing an expensive headset and playing dead island 2 while eating wotsits and drinking relentless
d4a128 No.125652
63e73b No.125653
Burgo burgers for everyone
068109 No.125654
63e73b No.125655
>>125645
Really? Are those really the rules? Hmmm? ==HMMMMMMMMMMMM==
b89ca4 No.125656
>>125648
Hopefully mine'll be this one even though shes not a natural and a yank
>>125652
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers
03411b No.125657
b89ca4 No.125658
dd8003 No.125659
>>125655
rules are like glowsticks - made to be broken and when they are they dont last very long before becoming landfill.
d4a128 No.125661
>>125655
Y-yeah. Vanlad beat Neo by 20 seconds. Of course mods have absolute power.
>>125653
>tfw brother just brought me a burger
838640 No.125662
>>125645
More importantly it's not neo's thread
63e73b No.125663
>>125661
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[passive aggressive-ness intensifies]
dd8003 No.125664
>>125656
*tries googling ginger girls*
lad youve already pilfered most of that low hanging fruit havent you
d4a128 No.125665
>>125663
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>125662
without her we'd be threadless, lad. smh
dd8003 No.125666
dd8003 No.125668
>>125665
this tbh, i advocated for neos thread tbh.
b89ca4 No.125669
>>125664
Naturally. After all there's no sense not using the resources available to us. I have sinced moved on to pinterest tbh
dd8003 No.125670
lads that dude from linkin parks dead
dd8003 No.125671
>>125669
ahh, pinterest, the most barren landscape holds the rarest fruit.
b89ca4 No.125673
>>125670
I understand he's been dead for like 2 weeks right?
03411b No.125674
dd8003 No.125675
>>125673
yeah i only just found out - based selective rss feeds excluding anything with entairtainment as a tag
d4a128 No.125676
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>>125670
bit slow, lad. Kek
dd8003 No.125677
>>125674
sucks tbh. although tbf so did everything after meteora so its a net neutral really.
dd8003 No.125678
>>125676
i think theyve been talking about it on the radio recently but i dont pay attention to it.
03411b No.125679
>>125677
meteora is a guilty pleasure of mine ngl
dd8003 No.125680
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>>125679
uknowit lad its was a banger tbh
b89ca4 No.125681
>>125671
And indeed there are fruits. I found additional pictures of one of my favourite gingers
03411b No.125682
>>125680
LAD YOU FUCKING KNOW
*cutting intensifies*
03411b No.125686
>>125683
that image is pretty gross tbh, who is he?
63e73b No.125687
>>125684
>tfw no mk1 golf gti
dd8003 No.125688
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>>125682
*barricades my door and cries*
b89ca4 No.125689
>>125684
>no pretty ginger lassie to squat and smoke with
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
63e73b No.125690
>>125688
Fuck me that was the one linkin park song I liked.
d4a128 No.125692
>>125686
Liev Schreiber, an actor. Here with his sons again.
dd8003 No.125694
>>125690
dunno lad they had some beasts tbh, maybe im biased because them, limp bizkit, and eminem were contemporary during my formative years.
63e73b No.125695
>>125692
>when your wife leaves you but you win custody of the kids so raise one as a girl instead
baae75 No.125696
>>125692
I wonder what costume he'll force on his son next or if he'll cut to the chase and do a murder suicide already. What a creep.
03411b No.125697
>>125692
that is a nonce if i ever saw one tbh
73a7fd No.125698
>>125683
>>125685
The lad's his property tbh, can do whatever he wants with him.
dd8003 No.125699
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>>125694
oops premature post ejaculation there
838640 No.125700
>>125692
I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be TBBK
63e73b No.125701
>>125694
My mum used to like limp bizkit tbh, car journies as a kiddo were Linkin park, limp bizkit and slipknot because my brother always demanded to sit in the front.
I think my parents liked Limp Bizkit and Eminem a lot, my dad would always watch 8mile when it was on.
d4a128 No.125702
>>125695
She left him?
>>125696
Don't see why he doesn't just say that he's a girl so he can wear girl clothes all the time tbh
>>125697
yeah, or preparing him for his Hollywood overlords
>>125698
Based ancaps
d4a128 No.125703
>>125700
TBBK has Jewish blood?
03411b No.125704
>>125702
there is something going on there for certain tbh
838640 No.125705
dd8003 No.125706
>>125703
he does have a predilection for noncery
63e73b No.125707
>>125702
>On September 26, 2016, Schreiber and Watts announced their separation, after 11 years together.
dd8003 No.125708
>>125707
just lop my kids dick off fam
d4a128 No.125709
>>125707
smh. It's usually the single mummies who do this though
baae75 No.125710
>>125702
>Don't see why he doesn't just say that he's a girl so he can wear girl clothes all the time tbh
Either he's waiting a few more years for hormone blockers or he's one of those ultrafaggots who can't experience arousal unless they see the boyparts.
d4a128 No.125711
I guess he got to keep them because of his Jewish privilege smh
dd8003 No.125712
>>125710
>ultrafaggots
hmmm
63e73b No.125713
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>>125699
Lad you've forgotten
the one and only
dd8003 No.125714
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>>125713
>not the jay z version
reeeeeee its much better
03411b No.125715
>>125713
*cutting intensifies*
d4a128 No.125717
>All those WoW videos with linkin park
d4a128 No.125719
Are you and anti-Semite?
Take the test
http://global100.adl.org/
d4a128 No.125720
wait it wasn't a test smh
63e73b No.125721
What's the linkin park song where the music video is on a pillar in the desert?
dd8003 No.125722
>>125716
just an abhorrent concept tbh, turbofaggotry is bad enough, but being kicked unconscious by homo ultras is a terrifying thought.
>tfw this is the second image shown when i search ultras
baae75 No.125723
>>125719
>Take the test
Uh…
03411b No.125724
>>125721
for someone who only liked one of their songs you seem to have an extensive knowledge ofg their music tbh
d4a128 No.125726
>>125723
don't worry. It wasn't a test smh
dd8003 No.125729
>>125721
kek i wanted to know how they judge antisemitism, from these it looks like they use the definition that truth is antisemitism
>>125719
dunno lad, i remember a spice girls video in the desert if that helps
d4a128 No.125730
smh posts takes forever to go through
63e73b No.125731
>>125724
As I said earlier, parents liked it, and my brother really liked them. We had ScuzzTV on 24/7 I absorbed this knowledge against my will.
>>125725
Wow I didn't think it was the most "famous" one.
dd8003 No.125732
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>>125724
lel this tbh
[angsty teen music intesifies]
b89ca4 No.125733
>>125729
Nice subtle positioning of (yous) to keep people on edge lad
dd8003 No.125734
>>125731
>scuzz
>way too much rammstein
>no where near enough cypress hill
dd8003 No.125735
>>125733
reeeeee im just a moron tbh lad
63e73b No.125736
>>125734
There's some songs I actually liked that were on scuzz that I cannot remember for the life of me
d4a128 No.125737
The skeptics are feminine weak beta men
dd8003 No.125738
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>>125736
same, it wasnt as good as early kerrang though, but it had less ad breaks
838640 No.125739
>>125737
THE SKEPTIC COMMUNITY?
b89ca4 No.125740
>>125737
Along with most men, right or left wing, in this day and age smh
d4a128 No.125743
f70328 No.125744
morning lads
>>125741
you better be ready
03411b No.125745
dd8003 No.125747
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>>125744
*goes full hispanic criminal mode*
>tfw no violent criminal streetgang to distribute narcotics and record music with
d4a128 No.125748
>>125747
>tfw brother used to think MS13 was cool
03411b No.125749
63e73b No.125750
Argh there was this weird music video on scuzz where all the band got these weird cables stuck into them from a woman who turns into an octopus made of said cables it was really strange.
dd8003 No.125751
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>>125748
>tfw no gang initiation based on being beaten by the gang for a set period of time
reeeee
d4a128 No.125752
>>125749
Brutal international crime gang. Drumpf recently spoke about hunting them down and getting them out of the country.
03411b No.125754
>>125752
sounds bad smh, your brother is an odd lad. Did he think it was cool or just interesting?
dd8003 No.125755
>>125753
ahhhh i always get muse and plqcebo mixed up reeee
63e73b No.125756
>>125753
Shit, I've mixed that one up with another band on scuzz, I had a guess it was muse but I had no idea what to look for as I've nearly really listened to muse, fuck there's another one that's similar but different.
838640 No.125757
>>125755
The lead singer of muse voted to leave the EU and the lead singer of placebo is a literal faggot
d4a128 No.125758
When is Coke going to sponsor racialist and nationalist views?
03411b No.125759
>>125758
tbf it would be fucking great if iron bru sponsored wews
7c34ea No.125760
Please help me: the music video is like the USO concert scene in Apocalypse Now. Thank you in advance xoxo
dd8003 No.125761
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>>125757
yeah but placebos postpunk style is good, whereas muse is just a nonfaggy coldplay
d4a128 No.125762
>>125754
Cool. He's a brutal and ruthless lad himself and he was in a bad environment with other violent people and drug users for a while. He cut them off for real just a few years ago.
03411b No.125763
>>125762
wew thats interesting, when you say cool do you mean how they have a cool style or that he wanted to emulate them?
dd8003 No.125764
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>>125758
it probably funds him through shell companies or some shit.
>>125760
hmmmm i got sidetracked by the darkness but ill keep thinking
d4a128 No.125765
>>125763
Wanted to emulate them I guess. Being in a gang and having that brotherhood, people looking out for you and beating up your enemies etc. Based tribalism
03411b No.125766
>>125765
sounds like a very angry nativist
f70328 No.125767
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>>125746
ahh how are you lad?
>>125747
make sure to only do up the top button on your shirt
d4a128 No.125768
>>125766
It's weird how he was actually a libertarian until very recently. Not so weird given that he is/was really into drugs
>>125767
>ahh how are you lad?
Good, lass. Going to go looking for a Christening gift for my niece soon. You?
d4a128 No.125769
think I'lll go looking now tbh. Later
dd8003 No.125770
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>>125767
>click video
>get this suggested next
i forgot about this unholy pairing tbh, youtube knows me better than i know myself. Thanks google.
03411b No.125771
>>125768
super weird yeah i was gonna say thats not weird at all considering his lifestyle but the "saying" still makes sense i think tbh
dd8003 No.125772
>>125768
wow your brother sounds like a welsh me tbh
f70328 No.125773
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>>125768
>>125769
I'm alright lad, woke up really late because stayed up too late haha. hope the search goes well, bye bye
>>125770
RUN MUTHAFUKA RUN hahaha I remember this. dumb vevo censoring the swears all the time
now you reminded me of that phase where me and my friends only listened to cypruss hill smh
03411b No.125774
seeya lads im off to a gathering of sorts
dd8003 No.125775
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>>125773
a lyrical masterclass tbh.
Please don't follow me into the sun
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
>cypress hill phase
if you learn the english version then listen to the spanish version its like cheating at learning a language
dd8003 No.125776
>>125774
nice lad hope its enjoyable, dont gob on their floor.
dd8003 No.125777
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*gets chrome rims and absjrd hydraulic shocks*
63e73b No.125778
f70328 No.125779
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>>125774
see you lad
>>125775
kek that's true, still remember "loco en el coco"
best version of illusions here tbh
f70328 No.125781
>>125780
calm down bad boy
dd8003 No.125782
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>>125779
ive only just made the connection between being a stoner and likely listening to cypress hill kek
On the loose in the city lookin at the ho wit the big titties
Lookin at me and I feel shitty
A little tensed up gettin hot
Cause she looks like my girl who got smoked at the crack spot
I'm tryin to find ways to cope
But I ain't fuckin round with the gauge or a rope
21b663 No.125783
>>125632
>life sentences
Isn't gong to prison a violation of their human rights? smh somebody call up Shami Chakrabarti, this inhumanity cannot be allowed.
dd8003 No.125784
>>125783
life is 15 years though lad
21b663 No.125785
>>125784
Being in prison for one day violates their right to a family life. Can't feed the cat when you're in prison. They deserve compensation.
f70328 No.125786
>>125782
i-it's a total coincidence lad
pretty dark lyrics tbh
f70328 No.125788
their metal stuff was surprisingly alright
21b663 No.125789
>being a consumer of recreational drugs
068109 No.125791
whew
got to play someone else's tribe in chinky empires official MP match, sending hordes of mongoloidolians to their deaths.
Films on tonight pembs?
I got more scandinavian fruit cider and donuts
a2d5de No.125792
Hullo lads, how are we all?
838640 No.125793
dd8003 No.125794
>>125792
rapidly gaining entropy, you?
068109 No.125795
>>125792
going on holiday tomorrow tbh
a2d5de No.125796
>>125794
Fucking hell , what happened to you then? I'm knackered lad, it's been a long day
>>125795
Sounds good lad, where are you going?
f70328 No.125797
>>125791
hey lad I can't, going out tonight, 22st might be able to
068109 No.125798
>>125796
Family reunion in France
hope I see some Gendarmes throwing illegal immigrants off the ferry tbh
>>125797
ahh have fun
f70328 No.125799
dd8003 No.125800
>>125797
going anywhere nice lax?
>>125796
nothing specific just a hangover and lack of sleep.
dd8003 No.125801
>>125795
oh yeah have fun lad
068109 No.125802
>>125801
ta mate
wish I could come down and work with you again but it's the one time of the year this happens
a2d5de No.125803
>>125798
Hope you enjoy it lad
>>125799
Hey Pembs
>>125800
Fair enough
d4a128 No.125804
>>125789
What's his alternative to democracy?
>>125791
haven't planned any films tbh. Been busy lately. If any of you have google drive you can upload your own and I'll put it on.
63e73b No.125805
068109 No.125806
>>125804
hmm I only stream stuff
might find a shitty youtube film upload
>>125805
ta an that
stay on steam? will msg when nm is ready to host
7c34ea No.125807
>>125804
There better be movie night. I got popcorn for it.
d4a128 No.125808
dd8003 No.125809
b6508d No.125810
>tfw overweight
>tfw can't lose weight due to bad genetics
feels bad man
f70328 No.125811
>>125798
thanks, you too on the hols
>>125800
friend wants me to go to this ragga dub night haha hope it'll be good
>>125810
(you)
838640 No.125812
>>125810
>muh genetics
eat less fatty
068109 No.125813
>>125808
>>125809 tbh
War and Peace tbh it's only 4 hours :^)
Zulu Dawn maybe, we watched Zulu earlier.
>>125810
no
1c59f1 No.125814
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>>125811
>ragga dub night
holy shit sounds good
b89ca4 No.125816
>>125810
It's called "consume less kcals"
7c34ea No.125817
>>125808
Master and Commander
a0183e No.125818
b89ca4 No.125819
I wanna watch something funny tbh.
838640 No.125820
>>125819
Worlds end was pretty fun, another Simon Pegg film?
b89ca4 No.125821
>>125820
>>125818
we could watch reddit-tier paul, SotD, or hot fuzz
Paul w/ the lads would prolly b nice
b89ca4 No.125823
>>125822
following anuvahood this might be a good recommendation
b6508d No.125824
>>125819
Dr. Strangelove
Airplane!
Blazing Saddles
Life of Brian
Trading Places
This is Spinal Tap
The Blues Brothers
Early Woody Allen
There's Something About Mary
All great comedies.
b89ca4 No.125825
>>125824
>Life of Brian
>Trading places
>Something About Mary
These are all good
b89ca4 No.125826
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
shall we make a poal?
a0183e No.125827
a0183e No.125828
>I do promise the skeptic community one thing, if you take on the alt-right you will lose
a0183e No.125829
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This is the next psyop memi. I don't get it
b6508d No.125830
>>125828
I'm a leading figure in the alt-right movement and I can confirm that this is true. We are planning moves that you blue pilled sheep will never understand.
a0183e No.125832
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>>125829
Kek. This one's pretty good
>>125830
Glad you're on our side, lad
838640 No.125833
>>125829
Same tbh
It's not funny
a0183e No.125834
>>125827
>no suggestions yet
wew
b89ca4 No.125835
>>125834
lad you've made it so that people can make multiple votes
a0183e No.125836
>>125835
Yeah, we always do that
baae75 No.125837
>>125829
I think the reason why they're popular is either because people just have nostalgia for the games or they might relate to the emotions of disappointment, sadness and panic that make up Crash's woahs.
b89ca4 No.125838
>>125836
wait really? Has it never gotten disorderly?
1c59f1 No.125839
>>125830
*offers you the altright upper echelon secret handshake*
a0183e No.125840
>>125837
That's about right.
>>125838
Nah. People usually have a favourite. If you want to watch one film you don't vote for all of them.
1c59f1 No.125841
>>125840
i use it to try and skew the result by artificially inflating poor choices until just before the poll closes then revoting to try and change the outcome.
63e73b No.125842
>>125837
The crash games got a brand new remaster recently.
1c59f1 No.125844
>>125829
thats pretty dark tbh
901c5c No.125845
Lads are any of you interested in that hunger games shite cuckmonkey is currently fucking around with
>>>/sudo/44368
901c5c No.125846
838640 No.125847
>>125845
Who would we submit to be our rep? A chinky woman with a gun, or mecha BBK?
1c59f1 No.125848
>>125845
>1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards
…
a0183e No.125849
>this is a bandicoot
Why did they make him look like a fox?
b89ca4 No.125850
1c59f1 No.125851
>>125849
same thought process that got us sonic the hedghog
b89ca4 No.125852
baae75 No.125853
>>125845
It could be fun.
>>125849
Because Sonic looks nothing like a hedgehog I guess. It was normal for furry mascots to be biologically unrecognizable.
1c59f1 No.125854
>>125847
mecha bbk is our greatest asset but should be held in reserve.
068109 No.125855
>made too much vegetable-pasta-salami thing
>tomatoes, spinach, pepper, onion, celery
>forgot to put in mushrooms
my favourite noooo
1c59f1 No.125856
>>125855
go and give some to a homeless white lad.
901c5c No.125857
>>125848
We'll be sneaky
>>125850
Yeah but I like the idea of having our ad up tbh
>>125853
What would our slogan be though
a0183e No.125858
The covers alone look fun. Kek. Game looks so boring though.
068109 No.125859
>>125856
haven't seen the irish lad around recently, maybe he moved back home.
7c34ea No.125860
63e73b No.125861
>>125858
Did you never play it lad?
>>125852
woah
There's a weird deviantart full of very graphic crash drawings.
1c59f1 No.125862
>>125857
shame tbh
>>125860
it aint called that, not in this part of the world. *clenches tankard*
a0183e No.125863
>>125861
>Did you never play it lad?
No. Never had a PS1. Watched my friend play it though.
1c59f1 No.125864
>>125863
>never had a ps1
heresy
901c5c No.125865
We never did a board tan either did we
All of this shit goes down while I'm away smh
a0183e No.125866
7c34ea No.125867
>>125862
You not got giraffes down there?
1c59f1 No.125868
>>125865
the blame lies squarely on you lad, you had to go off galavanting to timbuktu to chase some bint, and now look whats happened.
7c34ea No.125869
>>125866
PS2 can play PS1 games though.
1c59f1 No.125870
>>125866
what about a gamecube? or did you just stretch the n64 until you git a ps2?
>>125867
838640 No.125871
>>125865
Don't worry, my board has had two board tans in the meantime, neither of which I actually agreed to.
b89ca4 No.125872
>>125865
can we still do the board tan thing?
a0183e No.125873
>>125869
but I didn't have a ps1 so why would I have ps1 games?
>>125870
got a gamecube
1c59f1 No.125874
>>125869
backwards compatability ftw.
>>125867
yeah lad we have to have council lions to keep the population down or we end up with no tall foliage.
1c59f1 No.125875
>>125871
can i be a mod on /imperium/ please lad?
b89ca4 No.125876
>>125871
I like that dancing lady tbh
838640 No.125877
>>125875
Why would you want that?
901c5c No.125878
>>125868
I'm not even in Munich atm lad kek
You'd be right if you were talking about next time though
>>125871
Lucky you
>>125872
Maybe idk
I can't keep track of it all atm, too busy
838640 No.125879
>>125876
I'm not opposed to either, to be fair.
63e73b No.125880
There is a strange world of Crash fans online, it's like Sonic, they make their own characters who are very strange and often sexual or self inserts.
1c59f1 No.125881
>>125877
dunno, but if you dont ask then you dont get.
>>125878
>next time
oh shit lads the boy done fucked it, hes under the spell of a harpy, better bury him alive.
7c34ea No.125882
>>125873
Because they were cheaper, it's why I use my Xbox 360 over my Xbox One.
>>125874
What's the point of a zoo if it doesn't have giraffes? https://www.drusillas.co.uk/animals?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6r-LjJG-1QIVx6ntCh14fwrLEAAYASAEEgIjx_D_BwE
>>125880
Is it deviant enough for a deviant's?
a0183e No.125883
63e73b No.125884
>>125882
I don't want to find out
1c59f1 No.125885
>>125882
oh right we do have zoos i think
a0183e No.125886
>>125880
>that gif
Jesus Christ what's witht he gore
838640 No.125887
I'm not even sure that the dancing slag is actually imperium
b89ca4 No.125889
>>125887
Me neither, but I really like her dancing tbh
1c59f1 No.125890
>>125888
nice trips lasshizzle
901c5c No.125891
>>125881
>under the spell
tbh
068109 No.125892
>>125888
he's really struggling isn't he
he could cater to the deus vult crowd and harvest lots of views but he's too civic even for that
1c59f1 No.125894
>>125891
and they called it, puppy loOoOOvvve
well i guess they'll never knoOoOow
7c34ea No.125895
>>125884
Wew. Proper mix on there.
a0183e No.125896
>>125895
Now I know why Crash seems so scarred in that memi
352bc3 No.125897
>>125814
yeahhhh it'll be great going to drink a lot haha
>>125824
>Dr. Strangelove
apocalypse night was so fun tbh
352bc3 No.125898
>>125829
means are so esoteric these days
838640 No.125899
We need to get someone in to represent us for that hunger games thing before saturday night tbh
Sounds manageable now that deer leader is actually on the ball
901c5c No.125900
>>125894
>puppy love
uwotm8 it's an esoteric reference to the Silmarillion greatest fucking book ever written tbh smh
838640 No.125901
>>125889
Just watched her face in the webm really closely. She's chinky or at the very least hafu
1c59f1 No.125902
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>>125897
ragga dub events will likely be filled with wiggas, hope you get to take a few swings into the crowd lad.
1c59f1 No.125903
>>125900
i was just singing about youse in general, i didnt expect a classical reference to be chucked into the mix
b89ca4 No.125904
>>125901
I think she's a mixie. Half latinx?
1c59f1 No.125905
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this is now a ragga thread
baae75 No.125906
>>125895
I wish I could be a sophisticated bandicute like the first picture.
901c5c No.125907
>>125903
I object to 'puppy love' though tbh
Makes me sound like a fag
1c59f1 No.125908
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that settles it im cancelling tomorrows job getting hammered from now until sunday
838640 No.125909
>>125906
what the fuck is wrong with you
1c59f1 No.125910
>>125907
no puppy is the key term as it suggests naivety and innocence tbh.
b89ca4 No.125911
>>/sudo/44651
>elderscrolls lore
DONT tempt me
a0183e No.125912
>>125906
All you need are the clothes, lass
b89ca4 No.125913
>>125911
So that isn't how you do it.
Laddddddddddddsssss how do I link other boards????
838640 No.125914
1c59f1 No.125915
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big fish little fish carboard box
b89ca4 No.125916
>>125914
So I need 3 meme arrows. Cheers lad
1c59f1 No.125918
>>125917
lighten up lad, its a party
352bc3 No.125919
>>125902
most likely lad but at least there will be few wogs
901c5c No.125920
>the most beautiful creature in the world is a brunette with silver eyes
Nordcucks and gingercucks BTFO
>>125910
I'm neither though
352bc3 No.125921
>>125920
are you describing daftie lad?
f89ccb No.125922
getting worried about some sausages lads
838640 No.125923
>>125920
>>the most beautiful creature in the world is a brunette with silver eyes
But that's wrong tbh
f228ee No.125924
>>125918
post that early nineties break beat tune you posted a while ago
i tried looking through the other threads … couldn't find the bloody thing
b89ca4 No.125925
>>125920
Lad there are no beautiful brunette women. I'm sorry you were born a wog but don't enforce your melanin on the rest of us
1c59f1 No.125926
>>125920
>brunettefag
>greyeye fever
lad this is worse than the stalinism by far and only slightly worse than diana posting
>neither
time will tell, lad.
63e73b No.125927
>>125921
sounds like it tbh
1c59f1 No.125928
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>>125924
>early 90s break
hmmmm ill try
is it vocal or just instrumental?
b89ca4 No.125929
>>125926
>>125920
It should also be noted that dafties grey eyes are the mixie grey eye variant, opposed to them being extra blue tbh
838640 No.125930
63e73b No.125931
>>125920
>Marriage between an elf and a man
weeeeeeeeel
1c59f1 No.125932
>>125921
>tfw your cover is blown by a loved up bo after a pint
>>125922
y
901c5c No.125933
>>125921
Lúthien lad
>>125923
It's objectively true
>>125925
I have no melanin at all tbh
>>125926
I though Silmarillion posting would be better tbh
f228ee No.125934
>>125928
good tune not the one i had in mind tho
there was a bit of vocals yeah
f89ccb No.125935
>>125932
Worried I did'nt cook them properly, might die
b89ca4 No.125936
>>125930
I need more than this to reply tbh
>>125933
>brown eye
1c59f1 No.125937
>>125933
kek i dread to think what youll take to next lad, but i sure do look forward to it.
838640 No.125938
>>125936
>I need more than this to reply tbh
What do you mean
63e73b No.125939
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Oh damn it's been a while since I listened to arguably one of the best power metal albums tbh.
1c59f1 No.125940
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>>125934
hmm okay ill try again.
>>125935
doubt youll die lad, we have a stronk nhs to fix your mistakes.
b89ca4 No.125941
>>125938
by which part of the post specifically tho
838640 No.125942
>>125941
What is mixie grey eye and what is extra blue?
f228ee No.125943
901c5c No.125944
>I can never post again without people bringing Daftie into it
smh lads
>>125936
Brown eyes are Saxon and Germanic tbh i think
Blue eye autism is the worst
>>125937
i already started it slightly
you won't like it
1c59f1 No.125945
>>125929
tbh eyecolour is more important to me than interbritish racial descriptions are. for instance i would wife a pale scottish lass from the orkneys if she had blue or green eyes, but not if she had any sort of poo coloured eyes or hair.
901c5c No.125946
>>125942
Lúthien's eyes are starlight grey tbh
352bc3 No.125947
>>125932
what did he mean by this?
>>125944
hehe banter lad
f89ccb No.125948
>reminding me of the dafty business
838640 No.125949
>>125944
>>I can never post again without people bringing Daftie into it
I mean you can, just not about women
f228ee No.125951
>>125948
i bet his arsehole got wrecked
63e73b No.125952
>tfw you'll never a swear an oath to return your father's work until you succeed or fail.
Fëanor and his Silmarils were the most interesting part to me tbh.
>>125944
>Brunette and grey eyes
Lad cmon for us on the imageboards this is enough to make tenuous links.
a0183e No.125953
>>125944
Brown eyes are also the rest of the world.
b89ca4 No.125954
>>125942
Alright here's the half remembered pseudoscience:
When a blue eye and a green eye breed it can create a grey eye. Grey eyes can also occur in people who are blue eyed, when they eyes are extra blue. Mine are halfway grey themselves tbh.
>>125944
>smh lads
nothing personnel lad, this happens in all schoolyards everyday tbh.
>brown eye
I'm sure that any blue eyed population that emmigrated here brought brown eyes with them, due to the nature of the gene. It's just a meme, but I'll never stop making it. That being said, I'd never have a son w/ a brown eye tbh.
f89ccb No.125955
>>125951
smh you vile people corrupted her
7c34ea No.125956
>>125906
Don't we all want that?
f228ee No.125957
>>125955
women are naturally corrupted
901c5c No.125958
>>125948
What
>>125949
I post about women a fair bit though
>>125951
Lad…
>>125952
Fëanor is great character and a real tragic hero tbh. I wish there'd been more development of his sons though, only Maedhros got much in the way of a complex character rather than just muh evil son of Fëanor. ofc Tolkien never got a chance to finish things smh
>tenuous links
hmmm true but all the same I just want to post without consequences tbh
>>125953
Different sort of brown eyes tbh
63e73b No.125959
Mirror Mirror on the wall
True hope lies beyond the coast
You're a damned kind can't you see
That tomorrows bears insanity
Gone's the wisdom
Of a thousand years
A world in fire and chains and fear
ah to be 13 again and reading the Silmarilion.
1c59f1 No.125960
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>>125944
GF ALERT GF ALERT GF ALERT
youll get this every post from now on.
>i wont like it
if its so controversial that only Leontics could fathom then no, cant you do something funny instead lad.
>>125943
my pleasure.
b89ca4 No.125961
>>125945
Same honestly. It's very easy to get the dominant melanin heavy eye and hair genes, and very hard to wash them out. I want my son to have my eye colour, and probably an exotic hair colour too.
1c59f1 No.125962
>>125947
just thinking aloud lass, dont worry your wee bonce about it.
f228ee No.125963
>>125960
belting choon
it's not that one
keep going
a0183e No.125964
>>125958
>Different sort of brown eyes tbh
Post yours, lad
352bc3 No.125965
>>125962
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
901c5c No.125966
Fall of Gondolin is best chapter btw imo
>>125954
True but perhaps we should strive to keep irl and board stuff separate.
>>125960
Stop lad
>something funny
I'll unleash my shitposting powers shortly
838640 No.125967
352bc3 No.125968
>>125967
what's happening are you bullying me
901c5c No.125969
>>125964
Absolutely not, this sort of thing is reserved for irl meetings and I don't really do meetups in general tbh
63e73b No.125970
>>125958
Maedhros was the most developed yeah, the curse of Feanor runs strong.
>>125966
What's the part about a brother and sister? I always found that to be the most tragic.
a0183e No.125971
>>125969
You met Daftie. As the BO you should meet everyone
a0183e No.125972
>>125952
>tfw you'll never a swear an oath to return your father's work until you succeed or fail.
what's that
f228ee No.125973
>>125969
wimp
a pic of my eyes
post yours
63e73b No.125974
>>125972
The whole point of the Silmarilion lad
1c59f1 No.125975
>>125963
i dont think its this one but fuck you youre having it anyway because its a banger
>>125965
*pats you on the head and gives you a £2 coin to buy sweets and a beano*
a0183e No.125976
>>125973
what
>>125974
never read it
b89ca4 No.125978
>powercut
touche
>>125960
It might be esoteric big brain posting, or perhaps it'll be punished romantic posting. I'm not sure yet.
>>125966
>striving
My only goal is to maximise banter tbh.
7c34ea No.125979
>>125973
a pic of my eyes
Don't judge.
1c59f1 No.125980
>>125969
>organise a meetuo
>herts arrives, immediately gets in close and analyses your eyecolour
no wonder you dont do meetups lad
1c59f1 No.125981
>>125978
i think it will be both - maybe something like defending helen of troy.
f228ee No.125982
>>125976
>what
can you not read, butt.
a0183e No.125983
>>125982
you're not a gook smh
f228ee No.125985
>>125979
hmm … you have really unusual eyes
b89ca4 No.125986
>>125981
Well I can certainly say I won't like that posting tbqhf
baae75 No.125987
>>125979
I think I recognize you from the Question Time audience.
901c5c No.125988
>>125970
Túrin Turambar. They also made it into a standalone book, the Children of Húrin
It's my second favourite chapter tbh. I love tragedies for some reason
>>125971
Hmmmmmmmmmmno
>>125973
Knew it
>>125972
The only reason anything happens in the Silmarillion, the Hobbit, and LOTR tbh
Read it lad it's honestly amazing tbh
>>125978
A good goal
f228ee No.125989
1c59f1 No.125990
>caviar is literal fish eggs
ive known this for time but never appreciated how odd it is
a0183e No.125991
>>125987
Do you have a photographic memory, lass?
>>125989
I don't. Didn't know we had any gooks outside of imperium poster
b89ca4 No.125992
>>125990
You eat chicken eggs dont you?
352bc3 No.125993
7c34ea No.125994
>>125985
At least I can fully open them.
901c5c No.125995
*unveils new shitposting theme*
DO IT
1c59f1 No.125996
>>125992
not unless they are in pancakes or regular cake tbh lad.
838640 No.125997
b89ca4 No.126000
>>125995
This is a red herring
>>125996
But lad, eggs are delicious. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a shoe and all that
1c59f1 No.126001
>>125999
nice lad she looks like a smackhead
>>126000
>eggs are delicious
i find them repellant and unpleasant-smelling, visually slapdash and unreasonably expensive.
838640 No.126002
>>126001
>nice lad she looks like a smackhead
no?
1c59f1 No.126004
>>125995
kek you cant lull a paranoiac into a false sense of security lad.
1c59f1 No.126005
>>126002
see even you doubt she isnt
901c5c No.126006
>there are people itt that don't appreciate prequelkino
>there are people itt who bought into the normalfag memes
>there are people itt who can't appreciate a true epic with their plebeian brains
>there are people itt who are not patricians
>there are people itt who think George Lucas is a bad filmmaker
>there are people itt who don't know that the prequels are the greatest art produced within the last 30 years
838640 No.126007
>>126005
I don't think she is, but I don't know
1c59f1 No.126008
b89ca4 No.126009
>>126001
That's largely true. But they're also high in protein and good with soldiers.
>>126002
send her my way lad
a0183e No.126010
>>125999
Imperium druids tbh
1c59f1 No.126011
*uses posting-performance-enhancement drugs*
AHHH I WANT (100) AND I WANT IT NOW
f89ccb No.126012
*does'nt give you any (you)s*
901c5c No.126013
>>126008
>he thinks I'm joking
b89ca4 No.126014
>>126011
I wash so sad I didn't hit (100) last thread. I did some good shitposting tbh
a0183e No.126015
>>126006
You really are autistic
901c5c No.126016
I am objectively the best poster
1c59f1 No.126017
>>126013
its irrelevant whether youre joking lad, its still only a 3.75/10, maybe pushing a 4, in aggravation metrics.
>>126014
smh i keep losing my id and ending up with 2 lots of 50, which onky partially counts. reeeeee tbqh.
901c5c No.126018
>>126015
its too forced isn't it? Next time I won't rip off /tv/
f228ee No.126019
>>126016
>he'll never be prime minister
1c59f1 No.126020
>>126016
>objectively
*most delusional
1c59f1 No.126021
>>126018
you might as well argue that the new total recall is better than the old one, or that demolition man was a bad film.
b89ca4 No.126023
>tfw no artsy drug addicted thot gf
m-maybe one day…
1c59f1 No.126024
the continentals have corrupted herts
838640 No.126025
>>126009
>send her my way lad
*writes this down in imperium subversion tactics file*
f89ccb No.126026
>>126023
>had one
>just she was'nt my gf
>just oneitis
>had to wait through her spiral of depravity towards death
AHHHHH YOU'VE STARTED ONEITIS POSTING AGAIN
1c59f1 No.126027
>>126023
>addict gf
no thanks i like not having to hide cash or finding her passed out in the shower
b89ca4 No.126028
>tfw no plain frumpy virgin gf
N-no I've just got something in my eye
a0183e No.126029
>no 18 year old Ginnie gf
smh
1c59f1 No.126030
>>126026
>oneitis
>for a junkie
haha lad maybe you have brain cancer or something
838640 No.126031
>>126026
lad why would you want that
b89ca4 No.126032
>>126025
And this is how symbiosis occurs
1c59f1 No.126033
>>126031
tbf having skinny thots offer to suck you off for half a gram is a good way to live.
838640 No.126034
>>126033
if you want genital warts perhaps
1c59f1 No.126035
>>126034
>genital warts from a blowie
more likely to get the herps lad.
7c34ea No.126037
>tfw no gf to visit castles with
Why live?
901c5c No.126038
>tfw no gf posting
Hmmm what am I to do
>>126021
I don't know what any of that is
>>126024
Wrong! 'Twas this was way before was I not?
I am a little crazy I think but indulge me
b89ca4 No.126039
>>126026
That sounds truly tragic lad. Take my hand lad, we will both become drug addicted artsy thots areselves. Then the women will follow.
>>126027
Probably should've preceded that with "rich" tbh. The shower part would be a pain but I can deal
1c59f1 No.126040
>>126037
>why live
to find your castle-qt tbh.
a0183e No.126041
a0183e No.126042
838640 No.126043
>>126038
>Hmmm what am I to do
ban them all
1c59f1 No.126044
>>126038
>professes to like kino
>dont know what any of that is
…
.
.
>>126041
rofl
b89ca4 No.126045
>tfw no STRONG hulk gf to spill blood with
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
f228ee No.126046
1c59f1 No.126047
>>126041
>>126042
>tfw no improbable intercontinental love story started by a shared dislike of jews and shitskins
901c5c No.126048
>tfw no jewish actress gf
>>126041
I'll kill yo-
>>126042
Lad…
>>126044
Kino is objectively was I deem it to be
My word is law
838640 No.126049
7c34ea No.126050
1c59f1 No.126051
>>126045
i dont want a bitch that could 1 punch me tbh lad
901c5c No.126052
a0183e No.126053
>>126048
>I'll kill yo-
>Lad…
You know I couldn't choose one
>>126047
Maybe we'll see that story retold in the cinema one day
1c59f1 No.126054
>>126048
>your word is law
*exposes my buttocks at you*
b89ca4 No.126055
What do we think about this outfit lads? I'm trying to impress the lads in my humanities class, so they'll think I'm cool. Do you think the jacket's too much? It is summer after all
1c59f1 No.126056
>>126053
hopefully it will have me in the writing credits
b89ca4 No.126057
>>126051
Me neither lad. But who can honestly say they don't want a gf that they could have a battle to the death with? A really close battle. I just want a trusty lass who will be the shield to me spear against the hordes.
a0183e No.126058
>>126056
Ahhh remember to put me in it, lad
1c59f1 No.126059
>>126055
the long knitted sleeves are too much for summer lad. Get a pink ralphy or ben sherman and some fresh jeans tbh.
a0183e No.126060
>>126055
if you have a body like that you could probably make a lot of stuff look good tbh no homo
7c34ea No.126061
>>126055
That's how I dress or at least try. That's a coat though.
Try this website lad: https://www.thread.com
901c5c No.126062
btw I'm stealing your book idea shrop
>>126053
>not choosing me
I thought you were loyal to your BO
But now all I see is lies
*turns to the dark side*
dark side best side
>>126054
*shoots you in the arsehole*
1c59f1 No.126063
>>126058
>the upbeat welsh facilitator who held the board together during dark times thereby allowing the budding romance to flourish into a 500 mile journey?
youre a main character lad
b89ca4 No.126064
>>126062
… which one? Go ahead though, they fall out my arse
baae75 No.126065
>Herts wants to be a Lucaskino poster
>he's probably never seen the Ewoks Duology
Nobody here has seen more quality starshit than me.
a0183e No.126066
>>126062
I'll need pics of you before I decide for real, lad
>>126063
Sweet, lad. Have a handsome big Aryan Welshman play me.
1c59f1 No.126067
>>126065
>quality starshit
you mean startrek, surely
b89ca4 No.126068
Okay lads, get this: There's this girl I really like, and I think if I get into high fashion I'll be able to seduce her. This outfits going cheap for only £500. Do I cop it or look for something pricier?
1c59f1 No.126069
>>126068
poes law says you must be being ironic
838640 No.126070
>>126068
high fashion is a road to ruin lad.
1c59f1 No.126071
>(66)
*post-enhancing drugs take effect*
838640 No.126072
>>126071
DON'T SNORT AND POST
baae75 No.126073
>>126067
When I was young I used to watch Voyager because it was on the TV. Never really got invested in any of the series. I watched all the old films and they were pretty fun.
I leave the autistic stuff like Deep Space Nine to my brother.
b89ca4 No.126074
>>126059
That's a nice shirt tbh
>>126061
Cheers my son, I actually will give this a look at some point. I'm in the market for clothes tbh
>>126060
tall lads with broad shoulders and slim waist will be able to pull off any outfit tbh.
Cruel is the world that I was given the last 2 but not the first one…
b89ca4 No.126075
>only (53)
Vanlad I need some of those PEDs pls share
a0183e No.126076
>>126074
>Cruel is the world that I was given the last 2 but not the first one…
female hormones it is then smh
901c5c No.126077
midriff
>>126064
The one about two civic nationalists in bongo bongo land tbh
>>126065
My love is given to prequelkino only, OT and anything else a shit
>>126068
Fuck that
Just seduce her lad don't do this shit, it's faggoty shite
1c59f1 No.126078
>>126073
>ds9
>cisco the nigga
ahhhh its the worst one
1c59f1 No.126079
>>126075
here you go lad thatll be £60
b89ca4 No.126080
Tbh while I was browsing pinterest for shitpost material some of these outfits are actually cool.
Fuck the vans though
b89ca4 No.126081
838640 No.126082
>>126077
agree tbh
>>126076
>female hormones it is then smh
Taking female hormones with broad shoulders
turns you into chris-chan tbh
baae75 No.126083
>>126078
Everyone likes the Cardassians and the Ferengi on that show. I don't hear much about the black captain, the british muslim doctor, the transsexual symbiote or the planet of the space jews tbh.
>>126082
She's got some very attractive muscles.
b89ca4 No.126084
>>126069
:^)
>>126070
The road to glory lad. I'll be staring down at you peasants in my long rubbery trench coat.
>>126077
>civic nats in Bongo Bongo Land
Have fun lad
>seduce her
n-no lad she'd never notice me with a shirt with less than 12 belt buckles…
a0183e No.126085
>>126082
Yeah I read that wrong. I thought he said he lacked broad shoulders smh
1c59f1 No.126086
>>126072
*insufflates a chopper shaped like a slitty eye*
>>126074
bens are nice too tbh, or splash out on a stoney over a cheap white shirt for added aggressiveness.
838640 No.126087
>>126083
>She's got some very attractive muscles.
she has, doesn't has?
b89ca4 No.126088
>>126076
I wouldn't pass with my shoulders and vainy arms lad. I think I'll just get some boots tbh
352bc3 No.126089
had a benzo so hopefully I'll be able to interact with people like a normal human being tonight haha
see you lads
baae75 No.126090
>>126087
Lad what are you doing.
>>126089
Take care.
1c59f1 No.126091
>>126089
>had a benzo
>then drinking
not a good idea mate, be safe.
838640 No.126093
>>126087
>she has, doesn't has?
english speak good very I do
>>126089
Not too sure you've thought this through lad
>>126090
>Lad what are you doing.
:^)
1c59f1 No.126094
>everybodys fine with xer drinking after taking vallies
you should unironically be ashamed of yourselves, sort it out.
901c5c No.126095
>>126084
Then don't waste your time with a girl that shallow
If you pursue her you're asking to be treated like shit tbh
>>126089
Bye lad
b89ca4 No.126096
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I really like ombre patterns on clothes
Buy me clothes lads ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
a0183e No.126097
>>126091
>>126089
>Mixing alcohol with benzodiazepines is especially risky, and can cause severe and permanent damage, both to a person's body and to her relationships
AHH WAHT THE FUCK LASS NOO
1c59f1 No.126098
>>126096
i prefer stripes tbh
baae75 No.126099
>>126094
I didn't know what it was, smh.
>>126097
LASS STOP COME BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
b89ca4 No.126100
>>126086
That second jumper's really nice tbh. Lad you've good taste in shirts tbh
a0183e No.126101
>>126099
sent her a message on Bongo Bongo Land I am sure she checks it tbh
a0183e No.126102
>>126094
I don't drink or medicate, lad. Why would I know?
b89ca4 No.126103
>>126098
but lad, stripes aren't
AVANT GARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
901c5c No.126104
>Pembs fucked himself up
Good lad only pain and suffering and strange thoughts will free you from the mental slavery we are kept in from birth
f89ccb No.126105
>wears nothing but plain block colours
b89ca4 No.126106
>>126095
Don't worry about me lad, once I have my sweet sweet 12 foot tiger coat I'll have the confidence to make her treat me right
838640 No.126107
>>126105
When in doubt, do this because it can never backfire
1c59f1 No.126108
>>126099
its rarely fatal but it is functionally the same as getting date raped by yourself. taking 60mg of vallie and a dozen cans of scrumy jack is a bad idea though.
b89ca4 No.126109
>>126105
Same tbh. It's no fun though
1c59f1 No.126110
>>126103
>shirts without collars
smh lad thats pretty lame
>>126102
it should always be the case that taking any drug and drinking is bad unless proven otherwise.
901c5c No.126111
>>126106
>not having inner confidence
Grow a pair of balls lad
*grabs your hand and squeezes it hard in a masculine manner*
a0183e No.126113
>>126110
>it should always be the case that taking any drug and drinking is bad unless proven otherwise.
Sure. I just assumed it was fine since she had one and enjoys the occasional drink smh
1c59f1 No.126114
b89ca4 No.126115
>every bloke that's into fashion is a prissy pretty boy or a nu male fag lad
I'm going to change this rotten world lads.
b89ca4 No.126116
>>126110
I only like low cut tops tbh. Lad I get hot easy, collars will not help my case
1c59f1 No.126117
>>126113
fair enough, but if mixing any drugs you should do research on it tbh, some common stuff is fatal, like passion flower tea and cheese.
>>126115
901c5c No.126118
DAS LEBEN KEINE CHANCE HAT
*screams*
1c59f1 No.126119
>>126115
kind of, except casuals.
>>126116
fair play, but cotton pique is much more cooling than tightweave fabric.
838640 No.126120
>>126115
You can't be high fashion and built because nothing will fit you
b89ca4 No.126121
>>126111
You're right lad. In fact, I don't think I need any clothes at all!
you do know I'm shit posting right lad?
baae75 No.126122
Pembs had better come back after this.
1c59f1 No.126123
>>126119
>tht stoney on the right
>the sandy fred in the middle left
so many jackets, so little time
1c59f1 No.126124
901c5c No.126125
>>126121
Good lad that's more like it
Go au natural like our forefathers of old
ofc lad nothing here is serious
a0183e No.126126
>>126122
Her father's driving her so she should check her phone before getting there tbh
b89ca4 No.126127
>>126119
>casuals
doesn't count tbh.
>cotton pique > tightweave
I'll have to see. I need some low cut cotton pique tops smh
1c59f1 No.126128
>>126122
woops
>>126124
they dont even have anything to counteract a downer od, they just oumo your stomach and give you brain stuff to stop your neurons melting while youre in a medically induced coma for 6 weeks while your brain swelling reduces
a0183e No.126129
901c5c No.126130
>>126122
>caring about things
b89ca4 No.126131
>>126120
LIES
Well it is true but that's all part of me changing this corrupted vile rotten gay world tbh
1c59f1 No.126132
>>126127
they wear:
>burberry
>Louis vitton
etcetera, and they dont count? theyd be flabbergasted, tbf i am too.
a0183e No.126133
>>126130
Would you care if I leaked our private conversations, lad?
b89ca4 No.126134
>>126125
I will!
But I think I'll keep this high fashion scarf and loincloth…
1c59f1 No.126135
>>126129
tbh she said 'a' benzo which is at most 10mg of vally, 1mg or lorazepam or clonazepam, etc. She might nit remember the night but i doubt its possible to die from the combo without drinking 20+ units within the halflife if the benzo.
63e73b No.126136
>>126091
Was gonna say this, rip Pembs tbh
1c59f1 No.126138
>>126130
>the edgiest of outlooks
ha
9fd881 No.126139
1c59f1 No.126140
more importantly where is she getting his benzos from? i didnt know xe had a script
b89ca4 No.126141
>>126132
It's not OUT THERE enough, like this
tbh I thought you meant lads who were casually into fashion
1c59f1 No.126142
>>126139
buenos dios me amigo
1c59f1 No.126143
>there's literally a child singing outside my van
what the fuck
838640 No.126144
>>126139
Hello my dago friend
7c34ea No.126145
>>126139
Dia duit mo chara.
b89ca4 No.126146
>>126139
Ayup pup
>>126140
Might've mentioned something like this recently. Mood meds or something
7c34ea No.126147
9fd881 No.126148
901c5c No.126149
>>126133
Bringing private things into the public is always an unforgivable offence lad
>>126134
Don't forget a large weapon
>>126137
>>126138
I'm being edgy but also not completel'y not serious
I do care about some things ofc anyway, pic tenuously related
>>126139
Greetings my good frog
1c59f1 No.126150
>>126146
ah i see, mood meds arent normally benzos except for panic attacks and psychopathy. *adds these details to the pembs-page*
838640 No.126152
>>126148
>dago: NOUN an Italian, Spanish, or Portuguese-speaking person
>>126150
I'd like to think that pembs would specifically request them instead of SSRI's
1c59f1 No.126153
>>126149
i dont care what youre being.
>>126147
sure thing, ive got sweets no gchq i dont like children leave me alone
a0183e No.126154
>>126141
>tfw no coat cape
838640 No.126155
>>126151
>new
>2nd December 2016
alzy.jpg
a0183e No.126156
>ywn be a lass and get away with wearing coats as capes
b89ca4 No.126157
>>126149
Worry you not lad, I have my trusty glimmering bone blade
1c59f1 No.126158
>>126152
>not just taking st johns wort and 5htp
READ THE FUCKING RESEARCH YOUVE ALL GOT THE GODDAMN INTERWEB NOW BLOODY USE IT
9fd881 No.126159
b89ca4 No.126160
>>126150
Probably anxiety based shite *tbh*
838640 No.126161
>>126158
>>not just taking st johns wort and 5htp
I do that though lad
a0183e No.126162
>>126159
t-thanks, lad. You remembered
b89ca4 No.126163
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Let's be honest lads, you've been thinking about THIS ONE for awhile
1c59f1 No.126164
>>126160
very rare though, that would mean shes been on every other first and second line type or has some sort of contraindication against the first resorts - any of these situations is interesting to say the least.
b89ca4 No.126165
>>126155
WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
901c5c No.126166
>bullying our greatest ally
Disappointed in you lads
b89ca4 No.126167
>>126164
Gonna have to harass the lad about his medical history when xhomst wake up from theri coma
7c34ea No.126168
>>126156
>ywn be a lass and get away with wearing heels to compensate for your short stature
1c59f1 No.126169
>>126161
good lad i was just angry in general didnt mean to (You) you.
>>126163
we went over this i think, its too likely youd get JUSTed by inland revenue when you converted it to irl currency
a0183e No.126171
>>126168
those are bad for you, lad, smh. How tall are you?
b89ca4 No.126172
>>126156
I want a big fluffy leopard print cape tbh
a0183e No.126174
*wears whatever this is*
cool boots too
>>126172
Associate that with whores for some reason
b89ca4 No.126175
>>126170
>>126173
Let's bring back capes lads
901c5c No.126176
Any "man" below 6ft should be killed along with any women over 5'4
7c34ea No.126177
>>126171
Around 5'8". Not found a castle door that was too short for me to fit through yet. :-)
1c59f1 No.126178
*administers PEDs by suppository syringe*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
7c34ea No.126179
838640 No.126180
>>126176
there is literally nothing wrong with tall women
b89ca4 No.126181
>>126174
That's because it commonly is associated with whores, pimps and generally tackiness. So naturally I really want some leopard print clothing items
1c59f1 No.126182
>>126176
Good luck with that lad.
>90s terrace wear was the most aesthetic thing ive ever seen
a0183e No.126183
>>126178
w-why, lad
>>126181
O-oh. You want to sell yourself?
>>126176
Should parents be able to abort their sons who don't make the cut post-puberty?
1c59f1 No.126185
>>126183
dont want to use a needle but do want the massive surge of posting-power
b89ca4 No.126186
>>126183
No I just like tacky, pimp and thug aesthetics tbh
1c59f1 No.126187
>>126184
lad hang yourself immediately
838640 No.126188
>>126184
based south america tbh
>>126178
>*administers PEDs by suppository syringe*
DON'T CHRIS BENOIT YOUR FAMILY
a0183e No.126190
>>126186
Certainly you can find something that looks better, lad
1c59f1 No.126191
>>126186
>pimp and thug aesthetics
kek
b89ca4 No.126192
>>126187
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
b89ca4 No.126193
>>126190
I think I like them *because* they're trashy tho
>>126191
You can't change what you are tbh
901c5c No.126194
>she's 5'3
I love her lads
Also I had a great video idea but it's 2 weeks until I'm st home and can make it ree. Unless I'm quick next week
1c59f1 No.126195
>>126192
no me importa, via al diablo
b89ca4 No.126196
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>>126189
LADDDDD
I quite like this one tbh
1c59f1 No.126197
>>126193
>cant change who you are
*vague screenplay plot for a sort of reverse my fair lady based on a wigga and a pagan forms*
b89ca4 No.126199
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THE SUUNNNNNN OF SAN SEBASTIAN WAS JUST TO HOT FOR ME
838640 No.126200
>>126198
huwhiteJewish woman ageing
3ab41a No.126201
1c59f1 No.126202
>>126194
lad i honestly reckon yoy should get on the next train back to dafty and never come back.
838640 No.126203
>>126202
kind of agree tbh
b89ca4 No.126204
>>126197
I like this idea tbh
901c5c No.126205
>>126198
Hit the wall
I'd hate to be a woman. Imagine having only a decade of good looks
Truly a Doom has been laid upon the female sex tbh
>>126202
My shitposting is too potent huh?
We could back to talking about politics tbh but that's gay
*what do you think she has to do with it? Have I changed? I don't think I have tbh**
7c34ea No.126206
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>>126196
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>126198
Looks like she's had lip filler and botox. Yuck.
1c59f1 No.126207
>>126203
>>126204
>tfw you didnt drop everything to spend your late teens with a foreign bird on the continent
901c5c No.126208
>>126205
>fucked up spoiler
Ah
901c5c No.126209
>>126207
Fun fact
My uncle did exactly this and never came back
well a bit later than teens but you get the point
1c59f1 No.126211
>>126205
you definitely have the wrong end of the stick my dude - im saying its a potential adventure story that is far too good to pass up on. Id be fitting windows in germany by now if i was in your shoes my lad.
b89ca4 No.126212
>>126209
>>126207
blood runs deep lad
1c59f1 No.126213
>>126209
make your life a better story than his lad - the fact its come from a cambodian trap comparison site makes it too brilliant to ignore
b89ca4 No.126214
I know this feel all too well tbh
3ab41a No.126216
>>125656
I really like this young lady….
1c59f1 No.126217
>>126214
dehumanise yourself and blah blah blah
7c34ea No.126219
>>126215
Those spindly fingers creep me out.
1c59f1 No.126220
>>126216
she has atleast 30% too many FPSqI (freckles per square inch) for my taste
a0183e No.126221
>>126214
who /monster/ here?
a0183e No.126222
>>126218
MUMMYYY SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE
3ab41a No.126223
b89ca4 No.126224
>>126216
Katherine McNamara. She is my favourite woman in the world, looks wise.
1c59f1 No.126225
>>126218
have a beechams and a cocodamol and youll be fine lad
1c59f1 No.126226
>>126222
nice mummy redemption trips chap
a0183e No.126229
>tfw brother's gf is becoming fat immediately after having their first child
fucking hell
838640 No.126231
>>126229
EATING FOR TWO IS A MEME
901c5c No.126232
>>126211
I have a lot of things to ponder lad and things to discuss
But I intend to keep a clear head and not make any stupid decisions
>>126213
He's had a good life actually, lives comfortably in Prague with his Czech waifu
>>126229
Tell him to get her in line
b89ca4 No.126234
>>126227
Congratulations my lad. I'm pretty sure you'll be rewarded on the other side for this
1c59f1 No.126235
>>126230
is this some sort of wierd new tumblresque poop-publishing persona of yours
a0183e No.126236
>>126231
Yeah, it's obvious that she doesn't have to try any more now that she's got him with a child
838640 No.126237
>>126236
based white women
b89ca4 No.126238
>>126235
Yes lad. You're not the only one who's shooting for big post numbers
a0183e No.126239
*models colossus of Rhodes on David Cameron*
1c59f1 No.126240
>>126232
fair lad, but definitely just do it, thinking is for nerds
>uncle
>in prague
>czech wife
potentially potent data there lad
b89ca4 No.126241
What will come of a lad like me, in this harsh world
baae75 No.126242
>>126239
I wonder what would happen if you sailed under his loincloth and looked up.
1c59f1 No.126243
>>126239
4/1 says its going to have negro features
7/4 on a woman
838640 No.126244
>>126232
>He's had a good life actually, lives comfortably in Prague with his Czech waifu
>family has a history of slavperium
I understand the Dianaposting now
838640 No.126245
b89ca4 No.126246
>>126239
And it's made entirely of concrete!
1c59f1 No.126247
>>126241
youll get chewed up and spat out you limp wristed dress wearing flower arranger
a0183e No.126248
>>126242
Maybe they'll make it a fountain as well.
1c59f1 No.126249
>>126246
not entirely, it will be rebar reinforced concrete and so contain a fraction of steel.
a0183e No.126252
>>126246
That won't look too bad, right?
901c5c No.126253
>>126239
Top kek lel
>>126240
In truth lad I'm simply trying to avoid the topic atm
It's something I'd need to talk about irl more
At the end of the day though I'm not going go running to some girl no matter what, she needs to be worth it
>data
Good luck gchq
>>126244
I'm already based evrasia lad
i hope there's more shury-mury
1c59f1 No.126254
>>126250
what sort of crap is this
a0183e No.126255
>Jesus was crossdressing when they nailed him to the cross
b89ca4 No.126256
>>126254
MY PRO PENULTIMATE POST UNTIL (100) BABY
WOOOOOOO
>>126249
A good point. If it was made /entirely/ of concrete it'd be impressive.
>>126252
They don't tend to look good. Chinese do it a lot and the Spanish fucked up one of their cathedrals doing it.
838640 No.126257
>>126253
>shury-mury
It's over lads
Her 15 minutes are up
1c59f1 No.126258
>>126253
fair lad.
>wouldnt go running to some girl
thats no way to form an impressive life story lad, accountants do things like pass up a continental relocation because gau reasons
>good luck gchq
reeeeee im not a civil servant, but id sell them my dossier for 125BTC if mahmoud is interested
a0183e No.126259
>>126256
>They don't tend to look good. Chinese do it a lot and the Spanish fucked up one of their cathedrals doing it.
Have any pics, lad?
1c59f1 No.126260
>>126256
>pro penultimate
*assumes shrop cant count because illiterate countryfolk*
3ab41a No.126261
1c59f1 No.126262
>tfw you have to tell your grandkids that you left grandma in germany while you were busy being middle class
1c59f1 No.126263
>granddad why arent there many photos of you and grandma from your teenage years?
>well Caractacus, i had an obligation to amass student debt that i just couldnt refuse
838640 No.126264
>>126263
>>126262
who are you quoting
3ab41a No.126265
1c59f1 No.126266
>>126264
its a future quote lad
838640 No.126267
b89ca4 No.126268
>>126259
No tbh
>>126260
Wait in my hurry to use a fancy word did I fuck up?
if (100) is the last and pro penultimate means 2 before the last then my (98) post is surely pro penultimate?
1c59f1 No.126269
>>126267
herts and dafties grandkids tbh.
a0183e No.126270
*disparages more than half the country*
Alan Partridge to return to BBC to be 'voice of hard Brexit'
>Steve Coogan's long-running comic creation Alan Partridge will be returning to the BBC in 2018, in a new series that will explore the spoof character's newfound role as "the voice of hard Brexit".
>The decision came about, Coogan has said, because he needed a logical reason for why the inept, low-achieving Partridge would be hired by the corporation in the first place.
>He also claimed that the easily-led presenter would be a natural Brexiteer.
>“Well, because he has got a show on the BBC, we have a problem, because we have to explain why he’s a failure, but that he has a show. The logic of what he is doing has to make sense," Coogan explained in a new interview.
>“It’s conceivable," he added, "because in this age of Brexit, they [the BBC] might think they need to get in touch with the ‘Little Englanders’ they ignore. Alan would have voted Brexit for sure. Hard Brexit, given the choice. He’s a Brexiteer because the Daily Mail told him to be."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/alan-partridge-return-bbc-voice-hard-brexit/
What's wrong with them?
1c59f1 No.126271
>>126268
no pro means after, pre means before
1c59f1 No.126272
>>126270
steve coogan the cokehead what a legend
901c5c No.126273
>>126257
I thought there'd be 5 episodes ree
>>126258
im well aware lad. But I'm a romantic, not a beta
ofc I'm not saying no, but I'm not saying yes
>>126262
>>126263
>son why do you want to move to Germany
>a far right terrorist called vanlad personally threatened me over the Internet mum I have to go now
>>126265
Thank you lad
>>126269
This thread is getting rather personal
b89ca4 No.126274
1c59f1 No.126275
>>126273
>far right
*alt right
1c59f1 No.126276
>>126274
well shiver me timbers
63e73b No.126277
b89ca4 No.126278
>>126276
Dont you EVER mess with me again lad
>>126277
Tbh after all that shitposting I could use some cheese and a leg rest
22st laddddddddddddddddddd where's my movieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
a0183e No.126279
>>126278
Didn't seem like there was a consensus for one so I didn't get one ready tbh.
a0183e No.126280
I don't even have a film ahhh
1c59f1 No.126281
>>126279
im watching the romperstomper link you posted
a0183e No.126282
The film I started downloading when there was talk of it earlier still isn't encoded on cytu.be
63e73b No.126283
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*listens to this on repeat around the house*
I DON'T EXIST WHEN YOU DON'T SEE MEEEEEEEEEE
1c59f1 No.126284
>>126279
*skews votes*
there is now
838640 No.126285
I'm out tbh lads
join the imperium
901c5c No.126287
>22st's been so busy posting on /brit/ he didn't get a film ready
Whatever. Prequelkino is the only thing worth watching anywa
1c59f1 No.126288
>>126285
bang a slag for me lad
1c59f1 No.126289
>>126287
t. didnt approve of filmnight last time i checked
b89ca4 No.126290
>>126279
>>126280
Theres still time mon ami. My cheese can wait a little longer, but not too long.
>>126285
Sleep tight lad. I hope you don't get any unfortunate visits
a0183e No.126291
>>126287
Lad we didn't make a poll earlier in the week and as I said just now it takes fucking forever to encode one in google drive and even then it isn't sure I can play it if there is a copyright issue.
1c59f1 No.126292
>>126290
i think hes going out on the lash iirc
b89ca4 No.126293
>>126286
I really dislike those tbh. Those and rolos are the worst
838640 No.126294
>>126290
>Sleep tight lad. I hope you don't get any unfortunate visits
it's not sleep tbh
a0183e No.126295
>>126290
>Theres still time mon ami. My cheese can wait a little longer, but not too long.
What film though?
1c59f1 No.126296
>>126293
i bet you are a revelsfag tbh
b89ca4 No.126297
>>126295
>pic related
>>126294
>>126292
Well holy hell. Clubbing???
b89ca4 No.126298
>>126296
There's literally NOTHING wrong with revels. There's a coffee one, a toffee one, one with raisin. It's got it all
b89ca4 No.126300
>>126299
Whatever happened to burgo?
a0183e No.126301
1c59f1 No.126302
baae75 No.126303
>>126285
Night night lad, watch out for fairies again. I admit that is a nice lass.
901c5c No.126304
>>126291
only joking lad. I'm actually glad there's no film, the thread doesn't die now
1c59f1 No.126305
>>126303
>that is a nice lass
a0183e No.126306
>>126303
>I admit that is a nice lass.
Really?
>>126304
Didn't mean to snap, lad. Just feeling a bit frustrated tbh.
b89ca4 No.126307
>>126301
HE'LLLLLLLL YEAH
>>126302
Lad revels are a good sweet and you know it. That being said pics related are the real MVPs
a0183e No.126308
cytu.be doesn't work for me. Does it work for you?
b89ca4 No.126309
1c59f1 No.126310
>>126307
>rainbow belts
my nigga
901c5c No.126311
>>126306
It's ok lad I get it
d4a128 No.126312
b89ca4 No.126313
>>126310
I love all fizzy gum sweets tbh. Just fuck my teeth up fam
1c59f1 No.126314
>>126307
>>126310
though infact these beauties are the deities of the gelatin sweet world
901c5c No.126315
*steals rare Tony*
is it still stealing if it's consensual?
1c59f1 No.126317
>>126315
no thats a trade
>>126316
>sweets that taste like panda pop
kek lad
b89ca4 No.126318
CYTUBE IS UP AND ROLLINGGGG
LADSSSS MOVIE LADSSSS
>>126314
how do those compare to these
>>126316 ?
Cherry is my favourite flavour
d4a128 No.126319
b89ca4 No.126320
>>126319
Looks like it's time to make my cheese run
1c59f1 No.126321
>>126318
they are more subtly cherry flavoured and more notoceably cola flavoured.
>fruit jellies
901c5c No.126322
>>126317
But I didn't give her anything in return
1c59f1 No.126323
*wracks brain for memories of how high*
pork chops o chunky
weave master degree
three-day wearin nasty ass
we were gonna watch dances with wolves
nigga you are a wolf
1c59f1 No.126324
>>126322
thats still a trade lad.
baae75 No.126325
>>126306
She's pleasant enough. The muscles are cute.
5aa04b No.126326
You always bully me and hurt my FEELINGS when I just want to play.
d4a128 No.126327
>>126325
Hmm… of all the chinkies I find that kind of a weird choice
d4a128 No.126328
>>126326
been drinking, lad?
901c5c No.126329
>>126324
An exceedingly good trade then
5aa04b No.126330
>>126328
No lass, it is the truth smh
*runs away but falls over and you all laugh and throw rocks at me until I get up and run onto the bus and fumble my change and hold up the buss while you all laugh until eventually i escape the scene*
63e73b No.126331
>gets another excuse to buy camping gear
fuck i need a job
d4a128 No.126332
>>126330
smh you shouldn't relive such scenes
b89ca4 No.126333
>>126321
I'll take it tbh. So long as there's some jelly to it
baae75 No.126334
>>126327
You probably prefer them normal and skinny, I don't blame you. I like the fit ones though not in the same way obviously.
d4a128 No.126335
>>126334
>prefer
Between the chinkies posted, I guess I do.
though not in the same way obviously.
What do you mean?
901c5c No.126336
Time to go lads
Night night to all of my children
b89ca4 No.126337
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baae75 No.126339
>>126335
I mean that asian women aren't what I look for in a partner.
>>126336
Night night.
d4a128 No.126340
>>126339
>I mean that asian women aren't what I look for in a partner.
Yeah I thought so but wasn't sure.
63e73b No.126341
d4a128 No.126342
Pembs never responded to my messages even when I spammed so I guess her internet is off… She has some drinks occasionally so maybe she's done it before and been fine, right?
baae75 No.126343
>>126342
We can only hope lad. Do you know if Pembs is a heavy drinker?
d4a128 No.126344
>>126343
Don't know about how much she'd drink, but she does end up getting drunk pretty easily because she's relatively small or because she doesn't tolerate it so well or both.
She should know they don't mix though. ahhhh
b89ca4 No.126346
Lads how high is actually redpilled AF
63e73b No.126347
baae75 No.126348
>>126344
W-we'll find out eventually. Let's try not to panic.
>>126345
Aaaahhhhh~~
d4a128 No.126349
>>126348
>Aaaahhhhh~~
bububu~
>W-we'll find out eventually. Let's try not to panic.
Yeah.
baae75 No.126350
Beddy byes now. I hope Pembs is okay when I wake up.
63e73b No.126352
>>126350
night
>Tfw pembs daterapes himself
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d4a128 No.126356
>>126355
I'll make a proper poll next week tbh
b89ca4 No.126357
>>126356
Just rewatch how high tbh
63e73b No.126358
>>126356
>>126357
tbh it was much better than expected but maybe shrop and I are delirious
b89ca4 No.126359
>>126358
No I'm definitely in my right mind. Tbh we should watch a cornetto next week
d4a128 No.126360
63e73b No.126361
>>126359
i dunno i've seen all of them and you don't really need to watch them more than once *considers buying a sisters of mercy t shirt like Gary King*
b89ca4 No.126362
b89ca4 No.126363
OH SHIT
THREADS RUNNING DRY
d4a128 No.126364
>>126363
no rush lad, most people are asleep. You can make it if you want though, so people have a comfy thread to wake up to
b89ca4 No.126365
>>126364
Never made one before tbh. I think I'll refrain though. Otherwise it'll be a thread on niggaz and weed
d4a128 No.126366
>>126365
One thread will have to be the first tbh. Going to bed. Night lads
63e73b No.126367
b89ca4 No.126368
Remember boys
The next times yous dicking yo bitch
aks her star sign so you can SAT IS FY her
63e73b No.126369
>>126368
Where do you find this shit?
63e73b No.126370
b89ca4 No.126371
>>126369
pinterest lad
it's a wonderful site
63e73b No.126372
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>126371
tbh lad tbh very interesting place, pretty sure that's a screen shot of a tumblr post
b89ca4 No.126373
>>126372
Probably I did use tumblr as one of the tags
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b89ca4 No.126376
>>126374
hilarious*
this is where you find all the good shit
b89ca4 No.126377
uggggggggggggggggggggg
begorrah
I'll make the next thread
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