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dd8003 (43)  No.125632>>125783 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>Lee Rigby style plot planners banged up

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-security-musketeers-idUKKBN1AJ1N5?il=0

>Four members of a British Islamist militant cell who referred to themselves as the "Three Musketeers" were on Thursday given life sentences in prison for plotting an attack.

b89ca4 (128)  No.125639

I vote for this 1 tbh


03411b (20)  No.125641

me too


b89ca4 (128)  No.125643>>125644

Well it looks like this is the thread. I shall perform the sanctifying ritual by blessing it with a sxc ginger


03411b (20)  No.125644>>125648 >>126201

>>125643

i wish more lasses were ginger


d4a128 (49)  No.125645>>125655 >>125662

It was posted first. It's the rules tbh


d4a128 (49)  No.125647>>125650 >>125651

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>Men often control which games and roles their girlfriends are "allowed" to play, new research shows.

top kek


b89ca4 (128)  No.125648>>125649 >>125656

>>125644

You and I both mon frere. Perhaps I'll even make one my wife in the coming times


03411b (20)  No.125649

>>125648

thats the dream lad


b89ca4 (128)  No.125650>>125652

>>125647

>Grow the fuck up.

This one looks funny. Can you link me? Or archive link me ;^)?


dd8003 (43)  No.125651

>>125647

>gamer girlfriend

>isnt wearing an expensive headset and playing dead island 2 while eating wotsits and drinking relentless


d4a128 (49)  No.125652>>125656


63e73b (46)  No.125653>>125657 >>125661

Burgo burgers for everyone


068109 (11)  No.125654

good thread tbh


63e73b (46)  No.125655>>125658 >>125659 >>125661

>>125645

Really? Are those really the rules? Hmmm? ==HMMMMMMMMMMMM==


b89ca4 (128)  No.125656>>125664 >>126216

>>125648

Hopefully mine'll be this one even though shes not a natural and a yank

>>125652

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers


03411b (20)  No.125657

>>125653

thank you


b89ca4 (128)  No.125658


dd8003 (43)  No.125659

>>125655

rules are like glowsticks - made to be broken and when they are they dont last very long before becoming landfill.


838640 (68)  No.125660

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imperium tbh


d4a128 (49)  No.125661>>125663

>>125655

Y-yeah. Vanlad beat Neo by 20 seconds. Of course mods have absolute power.

>>125653

>tfw brother just brought me a burger


838640 (68)  No.125662>>125665

>>125645

More importantly it's not neo's thread


63e73b (46)  No.125663>>125665

>>125661

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[passive aggressive-ness intensifies]


dd8003 (43)  No.125664>>125669

>>125656

*tries googling ginger girls*

lad youve already pilfered most of that low hanging fruit havent you


d4a128 (49)  No.125665>>125668

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>>125663

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>125662

without her we'd be threadless, lad. smh


dd8003 (43)  No.125666>>125667

trips?


068109 (11)  No.125667

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dd8003 (43)  No.125668

>>125665

this tbh, i advocated for neos thread tbh.


b89ca4 (128)  No.125669>>125671

>>125664

Naturally. After all there's no sense not using the resources available to us. I have sinced moved on to pinterest tbh


dd8003 (43)  No.125670>>125672 >>125673 >>125674 >>125676

lads that dude from linkin parks dead


dd8003 (43)  No.125671>>125681

>>125669

ahh, pinterest, the most barren landscape holds the rarest fruit.


838640 (68)  No.125672

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>>125670

no way lad


b89ca4 (128)  No.125673>>125675

>>125670

I understand he's been dead for like 2 weeks right?


03411b (20)  No.125674>>125677

>>125670

yeah lad


dd8003 (43)  No.125675

>>125673

yeah i only just found out - based selective rss feeds excluding anything with entairtainment as a tag


d4a128 (49)  No.125676>>125678

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>>125670

bit slow, lad. Kek


dd8003 (43)  No.125677>>125679

>>125674

sucks tbh. although tbf so did everything after meteora so its a net neutral really.


dd8003 (43)  No.125678

>>125676

i think theyve been talking about it on the radio recently but i dont pay attention to it.


03411b (20)  No.125679>>125680

>>125677

meteora is a guilty pleasure of mine ngl


dd8003 (43)  No.125680>>125682

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>>125679

uknowit lad its was a banger tbh


b89ca4 (128)  No.125681>>125684

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>>125671

And indeed there are fruits. I found additional pictures of one of my favourite gingers


03411b (20)  No.125682>>125688

>>125680

LAD YOU FUCKING KNOW

*cutting intensifies*


d4a128 (49)  No.125683>>125685 >>125686 >>125698

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He keeps kissing his son


dd8003 (43)  No.125684>>125687 >>125689 >>126223

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838640 (68)  No.125685>>125698

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>>125683

ARREST THE NONCE


03411b (20)  No.125686>>125692

>>125683

that image is pretty gross tbh, who is he?


63e73b (46)  No.125687

>>125684

>tfw no mk1 golf gti


dd8003 (43)  No.125688>>125690 >>125693

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>>125682

*barricades my door and cries*


b89ca4 (128)  No.125689>>125691

>>125684

>no pretty ginger lassie to squat and smoke with

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


63e73b (46)  No.125690>>125694

>>125688

Fuck me that was the one linkin park song I liked.


838640 (68)  No.125691

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d4a128 (49)  No.125692>>125695 >>125696 >>125697 >>125700

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>>125686

Liev Schreiber, an actor. Here with his sons again.


d4a128 (49)  No.125693

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dd8003 (43)  No.125694>>125699 >>125701

>>125690

dunno lad they had some beasts tbh, maybe im biased because them, limp bizkit, and eminem were contemporary during my formative years.


63e73b (46)  No.125695>>125702

>>125692

>when your wife leaves you but you win custody of the kids so raise one as a girl instead


baae75 (22)  No.125696>>125702

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>>125692

I wonder what costume he'll force on his son next or if he'll cut to the chase and do a murder suicide already. What a creep.


03411b (20)  No.125697>>125702

>>125692

that is a nonce if i ever saw one tbh


73a7fd (1)  No.125698>>125702

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>>125683

>>125685

The lad's his property tbh, can do whatever he wants with him.


dd8003 (43)  No.125699>>125713

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>>125694

oops premature post ejaculation there


838640 (68)  No.125700>>125703

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>>125692

I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be TBBK


63e73b (46)  No.125701

>>125694

My mum used to like limp bizkit tbh, car journies as a kiddo were Linkin park, limp bizkit and slipknot because my brother always demanded to sit in the front.

I think my parents liked Limp Bizkit and Eminem a lot, my dad would always watch 8mile when it was on.


d4a128 (49)  No.125702>>125704 >>125707 >>125710

>>125695

She left him?

>>125696

Don't see why he doesn't just say that he's a girl so he can wear girl clothes all the time tbh

>>125697

yeah, or preparing him for his Hollywood overlords

>>125698

Based ancaps


d4a128 (49)  No.125703>>125705 >>125706

>>125700

TBBK has Jewish blood?


03411b (20)  No.125704

>>125702

there is something going on there for certain tbh


838640 (68)  No.125705

>>125703

You never know


dd8003 (43)  No.125706

>>125703

he does have a predilection for noncery


63e73b (46)  No.125707>>125708 >>125709

>>125702

>On September 26, 2016, Schreiber and Watts announced their separation, after 11 years together.


dd8003 (43)  No.125708

>>125707

just lop my kids dick off fam


d4a128 (49)  No.125709

>>125707

smh. It's usually the single mummies who do this though


baae75 (22)  No.125710>>125712

>>125702

>Don't see why he doesn't just say that he's a girl so he can wear girl clothes all the time tbh

Either he's waiting a few more years for hormone blockers or he's one of those ultrafaggots who can't experience arousal unless they see the boyparts.


d4a128 (49)  No.125711

I guess he got to keep them because of his Jewish privilege smh


dd8003 (43)  No.125712>>125716

>>125710

>ultrafaggots

hmmm


63e73b (46)  No.125713>>125714 >>125715

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>>125699

Lad you've forgotten

the one and only


dd8003 (43)  No.125714

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>>125713

>not the jay z version

reeeeeee its much better


03411b (20)  No.125715

>>125713

*cutting intensifies*


baae75 (22)  No.125716>>125722

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>>125712

Lad…?


d4a128 (49)  No.125717

>All those WoW videos with linkin park


838640 (68)  No.125718

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d4a128 (49)  No.125719>>125723 >>125729

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Are you and anti-Semite?

Take the test

http://global100.adl.org/


d4a128 (49)  No.125720

wait it wasn't a test smh


63e73b (46)  No.125721>>125724 >>125725 >>125728 >>125729

What's the linkin park song where the music video is on a pillar in the desert?


dd8003 (43)  No.125722

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>>125716

just an abhorrent concept tbh, turbofaggotry is bad enough, but being kicked unconscious by homo ultras is a terrifying thought.

>tfw this is the second image shown when i search ultras


baae75 (22)  No.125723>>125726

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>>125719

>Take the test

Uh…


03411b (20)  No.125724>>125731 >>125732

>>125721

for someone who only liked one of their songs you seem to have an extensive knowledge ofg their music tbh


838640 (68)  No.125725>>125731

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d4a128 (49)  No.125726

>>125723

don't worry. It wasn't a test smh


b89ca4 (128)  No.125727

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d4a128 (49)  No.125728

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>>125721

This one?


dd8003 (43)  No.125729>>125733

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>>125721

kek i wanted to know how they judge antisemitism, from these it looks like they use the definition that truth is antisemitism

>>125719

dunno lad, i remember a spice girls video in the desert if that helps


d4a128 (49)  No.125730

smh posts takes forever to go through


63e73b (46)  No.125731>>125734

>>125724

As I said earlier, parents liked it, and my brother really liked them. We had ScuzzTV on 24/7 I absorbed this knowledge against my will.

>>125725

Wow I didn't think it was the most "famous" one.


dd8003 (43)  No.125732

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>>125724

lel this tbh

[angsty teen music intesifies]


b89ca4 (128)  No.125733>>125735

>>125729

Nice subtle positioning of (yous) to keep people on edge lad


dd8003 (43)  No.125734>>125736

>>125731

>scuzz

>way too much rammstein

>no where near enough cypress hill


dd8003 (43)  No.125735

>>125733

reeeeee im just a moron tbh lad


63e73b (46)  No.125736>>125738

>>125734

There's some songs I actually liked that were on scuzz that I cannot remember for the life of me


d4a128 (49)  No.125737>>125739 >>125740

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The skeptics are feminine weak beta men


dd8003 (43)  No.125738

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>>125736

same, it wasnt as good as early kerrang though, but it had less ad breaks


838640 (68)  No.125739

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>>125737

THE SKEPTIC COMMUNITY?


b89ca4 (128)  No.125740

>>125737

Along with most men, right or left wing, in this day and age smh


dd8003 (43)  No.125741>>125744

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*pulls up in a lowrider*


e67fee (1)  No.125742>>125743 >>125745

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d4a128 (49)  No.125743

>>125742

*learns skills*


f70328 (11)  No.125744>>125746 >>125747

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morning lads

>>125741

you better be ready


03411b (20)  No.125745

>>125742

new civic swede?


d4a128 (49)  No.125746>>125767

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>>125744

Morning, lass


dd8003 (43)  No.125747>>125748 >>125767

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>>125744

*goes full hispanic criminal mode*

>tfw no violent criminal streetgang to distribute narcotics and record music with


d4a128 (49)  No.125748>>125749 >>125751

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>>125747

>tfw brother used to think MS13 was cool


03411b (20)  No.125749>>125752

>>125748

who dat?


63e73b (46)  No.125750>>125753

Argh there was this weird music video on scuzz where all the band got these weird cables stuck into them from a woman who turns into an octopus made of said cables it was really strange.


dd8003 (43)  No.125751

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>>125748

>tfw no gang initiation based on being beaten by the gang for a set period of time

reeeee


d4a128 (49)  No.125752>>125754

>>125749

Brutal international crime gang. Drumpf recently spoke about hunting them down and getting them out of the country.


838640 (68)  No.125753>>125755 >>125756

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>>125750

Plug in Baby?


03411b (20)  No.125754>>125762

>>125752

sounds bad smh, your brother is an odd lad. Did he think it was cool or just interesting?


dd8003 (43)  No.125755>>125757

>>125753

ahhhh i always get muse and plqcebo mixed up reeee


63e73b (46)  No.125756

>>125753

Shit, I've mixed that one up with another band on scuzz, I had a guess it was muse but I had no idea what to look for as I've nearly really listened to muse, fuck there's another one that's similar but different.


838640 (68)  No.125757>>125761

>>125755

The lead singer of muse voted to leave the EU and the lead singer of placebo is a literal faggot


d4a128 (49)  No.125758>>125759 >>125764

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When is Coke going to sponsor racialist and nationalist views?


03411b (20)  No.125759

>>125758

tbf it would be fucking great if iron bru sponsored wews


7c34ea (22)  No.125760>>125764

Please help me: the music video is like the USO concert scene in Apocalypse Now. Thank you in advance xoxo


dd8003 (43)  No.125761

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>>125757

yeah but placebos postpunk style is good, whereas muse is just a nonfaggy coldplay


d4a128 (49)  No.125762>>125763

>>125754

Cool. He's a brutal and ruthless lad himself and he was in a bad environment with other violent people and drug users for a while. He cut them off for real just a few years ago.


03411b (20)  No.125763>>125765

>>125762

wew thats interesting, when you say cool do you mean how they have a cool style or that he wanted to emulate them?


dd8003 (43)  No.125764

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>>125758

it probably funds him through shell companies or some shit.

>>125760

hmmmm i got sidetracked by the darkness but ill keep thinking


d4a128 (49)  No.125765>>125766

>>125763

Wanted to emulate them I guess. Being in a gang and having that brotherhood, people looking out for you and beating up your enemies etc. Based tribalism


03411b (20)  No.125766>>125768

>>125765

sounds like a very angry nativist


f70328 (11)  No.125767>>125768 >>125770

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>>125746

ahh how are you lad?

>>125747

make sure to only do up the top button on your shirt


d4a128 (49)  No.125768>>125771 >>125772 >>125773

>>125766

It's weird how he was actually a libertarian until very recently. Not so weird given that he is/was really into drugs

>>125767

>ahh how are you lad?

Good, lass. Going to go looking for a Christening gift for my niece soon. You?


d4a128 (49)  No.125769>>125773

think I'lll go looking now tbh. Later


dd8003 (43)  No.125770>>125773

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>>125767

>click video

>get this suggested next

i forgot about this unholy pairing tbh, youtube knows me better than i know myself. Thanks google.


03411b (20)  No.125771

>>125768

super weird yeah i was gonna say thats not weird at all considering his lifestyle but the "saying" still makes sense i think tbh


dd8003 (43)  No.125772

>>125768

wow your brother sounds like a welsh me tbh


f70328 (11)  No.125773>>125775

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>>125768

>>125769

I'm alright lad, woke up really late because stayed up too late haha. hope the search goes well, bye bye

>>125770

RUN MUTHAFUKA RUN hahaha I remember this. dumb vevo censoring the swears all the time

now you reminded me of that phase where me and my friends only listened to cypruss hill smh


03411b (20)  No.125774>>125776 >>125778 >>125779

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seeya lads im off to a gathering of sorts


dd8003 (43)  No.125775>>125779

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>>125773

a lyrical masterclass tbh.

Please don't follow me into the sun

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

>cypress hill phase

if you learn the english version then listen to the spanish version its like cheating at learning a language


dd8003 (43)  No.125776

>>125774

nice lad hope its enjoyable, dont gob on their floor.


dd8003 (43)  No.125777

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*gets chrome rims and absjrd hydraulic shocks*


63e73b (46)  No.125778

>>125774

have fun lad


f70328 (11)  No.125779>>125782

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>>125774

see you lad

>>125775

kek that's true, still remember "loco en el coco"

best version of illusions here tbh


838640 (68)  No.125780>>125781

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*plays PS2 in my car*


f70328 (11)  No.125781

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>>125780

calm down bad boy


dd8003 (43)  No.125782>>125786

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>>125779

ive only just made the connection between being a stoner and likely listening to cypress hill kek

On the loose in the city lookin at the ho wit the big titties

Lookin at me and I feel shitty

A little tensed up gettin hot

Cause she looks like my girl who got smoked at the crack spot

I'm tryin to find ways to cope

But I ain't fuckin round with the gauge or a rope


21b663 (3)  No.125783>>125784

>>125632 (OP)

>life sentences

Isn't gong to prison a violation of their human rights? smh somebody call up Shami Chakrabarti, this inhumanity cannot be allowed.


dd8003 (43)  No.125784>>125785

>>125783

life is 15 years though lad


21b663 (3)  No.125785

>>125784

Being in prison for one day violates their right to a family life. Can't feed the cat when you're in prison. They deserve compensation.


f70328 (11)  No.125786

>>125782

i-it's a total coincidence lad

pretty dark lyrics tbh


f70328 (11)  No.125787

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f70328 (11)  No.125788

their metal stuff was surprisingly alright


21b663 (3)  No.125789>>125790 >>125804

>being a consumer of recreational drugs


838640 (68)  No.125790

>>125789

he's not wrong


068109 (11)  No.125791>>125797 >>125804

File (hide): 8cd09357011122d⋯.png (28.36 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 34669-00.png) (h) (u)

whew

got to play someone else's tribe in chinky empires official MP match, sending hordes of mongoloidolians to their deaths.

Films on tonight pembs?

I got more scandinavian fruit cider and donuts


a2d5de (3)  No.125792>>125793 >>125794 >>125795 >>125799

Hullo lads, how are we all?


838640 (68)  No.125793

>>125792

ok tbh


dd8003 (43)  No.125794>>125796

>>125792

rapidly gaining entropy, you?


068109 (11)  No.125795>>125796 >>125801 >>125805

>>125792

going on holiday tomorrow tbh


a2d5de (3)  No.125796>>125798 >>125800

>>125794

Fucking hell , what happened to you then? I'm knackered lad, it's been a long day

>>125795

Sounds good lad, where are you going?


f70328 (11)  No.125797>>125798 >>125800

>>125791

hey lad I can't, going out tonight, 22st might be able to


068109 (11)  No.125798>>125803 >>125811

>>125796

Family reunion in France

hope I see some Gendarmes throwing illegal immigrants off the ferry tbh

>>125797

ahh have fun


f70328 (11)  No.125799>>125803


dd8003 (43)  No.125800>>125803 >>125811

>>125797

going anywhere nice lax?

>>125796

nothing specific just a hangover and lack of sleep.


dd8003 (43)  No.125801>>125802

>>125795

oh yeah have fun lad


068109 (11)  No.125802

>>125801

ta mate

wish I could come down and work with you again but it's the one time of the year this happens


a2d5de (3)  No.125803

>>125798

Hope you enjoy it lad

>>125799

Hey Pembs

>>125800

Fair enough


d4a128 (49)  No.125804>>125806 >>125807

>>125789

What's his alternative to democracy?

>>125791

haven't planned any films tbh. Been busy lately. If any of you have google drive you can upload your own and I'll put it on.


63e73b (46)  No.125805>>125806

>>125795

enjoy innit


068109 (11)  No.125806

>>125804

hmm I only stream stuff

might find a shitty youtube film upload

>>125805

ta an that

stay on steam? will msg when nm is ready to host


7c34ea (22)  No.125807>>125808

>>125804

There better be movie night. I got popcorn for it.


d4a128 (49)  No.125808>>125809 >>125813 >>125817

>>125807

what film then?


dd8003 (43)  No.125809>>125813 >>125815

>>125808

romper stomper


b6508d (3)  No.125810>>125811 >>125812 >>125813 >>125816

>tfw overweight

>tfw can't lose weight due to bad genetics

feels bad man


f70328 (11)  No.125811>>125814

>>125798

thanks, you too on the hols

>>125800

friend wants me to go to this ragga dub night haha hope it'll be good

>>125810

(you)


838640 (68)  No.125812

File (hide): e601f42aecdca73⋯.jpg (86.26 KB, 746x729, 746:729, DDbxHKAXoAEulFx.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125810

>muh genetics

eat less fatty


068109 (11)  No.125813

>>125808

>>125809 tbh

War and Peace tbh it's only 4 hours :^)

Zulu Dawn maybe, we watched Zulu earlier.

>>125810

no


1c59f1 (141)  No.125814>>125897

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>>125811

>ragga dub night

holy shit sounds good


a0183e (75)  No.125815

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b89ca4 (128)  No.125816

>>125810

It's called "consume less kcals"


7c34ea (22)  No.125817>>125818

>>125808

Master and Commander


a0183e (75)  No.125818>>125821

>>125817

I'd love that


b89ca4 (128)  No.125819>>125820 >>125822 >>125824

I wanna watch something funny tbh.


838640 (68)  No.125820>>125821

>>125819

Worlds end was pretty fun, another Simon Pegg film?


b89ca4 (128)  No.125821

>>125820

>>125818

we could watch reddit-tier paul, SotD, or hot fuzz

Paul w/ the lads would prolly b nice


1c59f1 (141)  No.125822>>125823

File (hide): 9b45d039ec06a74⋯.jpg (156.92 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, MV5BZWZlNWE3MjctMDJmYS00ZT….jpg) (h) (u)


b89ca4 (128)  No.125823

>>125822

following anuvahood this might be a good recommendation


b6508d (3)  No.125824>>125825 >>125897

>>125819

Dr. Strangelove

Airplane!

Blazing Saddles

Life of Brian

Trading Places

This is Spinal Tap

The Blues Brothers

Early Woody Allen

There's Something About Mary

All great comedies.


b89ca4 (128)  No.125825

>>125824

>Life of Brian

>Trading places

>Something About Mary

These are all good


b89ca4 (128)  No.125826>>125827

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

shall we make a poal?


a0183e (75)  No.125827>>125834


a0183e (75)  No.125828>>125830 >>125831

File (hide): 040d25b168b8c70⋯.png (1014.06 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>I do promise the skeptic community one thing, if you take on the alt-right you will lose


a0183e (75)  No.125829>>125832 >>125833 >>125837 >>125844 >>125898

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is the next psyop memi. I don't get it


b6508d (3)  No.125830>>125832 >>125839

>>125828

I'm a leading figure in the alt-right movement and I can confirm that this is true. We are planning moves that you blue pilled sheep will never understand.


b89ca4 (128)  No.125831

File (hide): 761138f20b9c2ff⋯.jpg (70.67 KB, 564x752, 3:4, blood god druid.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125828

It's war then


a0183e (75)  No.125832

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>125829

Kek. This one's pretty good

>>125830

Glad you're on our side, lad


838640 (68)  No.125833

>>125829

Same tbh

It's not funny


a0183e (75)  No.125834>>125835

>>125827

>no suggestions yet

wew


b89ca4 (128)  No.125835>>125836

>>125834

lad you've made it so that people can make multiple votes


a0183e (75)  No.125836>>125838

>>125835

Yeah, we always do that


baae75 (22)  No.125837>>125840 >>125842

>>125829

I think the reason why they're popular is either because people just have nostalgia for the games or they might relate to the emotions of disappointment, sadness and panic that make up Crash's woahs.


b89ca4 (128)  No.125838>>125840

>>125836

wait really? Has it never gotten disorderly?


1c59f1 (141)  No.125839

>>125830

*offers you the altright upper echelon secret handshake*


a0183e (75)  No.125840>>125841

>>125837

That's about right.

>>125838

Nah. People usually have a favourite. If you want to watch one film you don't vote for all of them.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125841

>>125840

i use it to try and skew the result by artificially inflating poor choices until just before the poll closes then revoting to try and change the outcome.


63e73b (46)  No.125842

>>125837

The crash games got a brand new remaster recently.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125843>>125846 >>125860

File (hide): fb5ba3d8e5edc47⋯.jpg (39.53 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 212122011_0_640x640.jpg) (h) (u)

tiger

fuckin

bread


1c59f1 (141)  No.125844

>>125829

thats pretty dark tbh


901c5c (49)  No.125845>>125847 >>125848 >>125850 >>125853

File (hide): c93a8175511859f⋯.jpg (164.81 KB, 563x800, 563:800, IMG_8718.JPG) (h) (u)

Lads are any of you interested in that hunger games shite cuckmonkey is currently fucking around with

>>>/sudo/44368


901c5c (49)  No.125846

>>125843

My nigga


838640 (68)  No.125847>>125854

>>125845

Who would we submit to be our rep? A chinky woman with a gun, or mecha BBK?


1c59f1 (141)  No.125848>>125857

>>125845

>1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards


a0183e (75)  No.125849>>125851 >>125852 >>125853

File (hide): a08714303d65d14⋯.png (4.87 MB, 1928x1285, 1928:1285, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>this is a bandicoot

Why did they make him look like a fox?


b89ca4 (128)  No.125850>>125857

>>125845

looks gay


1c59f1 (141)  No.125851

>>125849

same thought process that got us sonic the hedghog


b89ca4 (128)  No.125852>>125861


baae75 (22)  No.125853>>125857

>>125845

It could be fun.

>>125849

Because Sonic looks nothing like a hedgehog I guess. It was normal for furry mascots to be biologically unrecognizable.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125854

>>125847

mecha bbk is our greatest asset but should be held in reserve.


068109 (11)  No.125855>>125856

File (hide): 5c353bb382224ae⋯.png (73.15 KB, 475x382, 475:382, pepegiorno.png) (h) (u)

>made too much vegetable-pasta-salami thing

>tomatoes, spinach, pepper, onion, celery

>forgot to put in mushrooms

my favourite noooo


1c59f1 (141)  No.125856>>125859

>>125855

go and give some to a homeless white lad.


901c5c (49)  No.125857>>125862

>>125848

We'll be sneaky

>>125850

Yeah but I like the idea of having our ad up tbh

>>125853

What would our slogan be though


a0183e (75)  No.125858>>125861

File (hide): e1a225c8504bf7e⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

The covers alone look fun. Kek. Game looks so boring though.


068109 (11)  No.125859

>>125856

haven't seen the irish lad around recently, maybe he moved back home.


7c34ea (22)  No.125860>>125862

>>125843

*Giraffe


63e73b (46)  No.125861>>125863

File (hide): b68a3723aedd3d2⋯.png (698.13 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>125858

Did you never play it lad?

>>125852

woah

There's a weird deviantart full of very graphic crash drawings.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125862>>125867

>>125857

shame tbh

>>125860

it aint called that, not in this part of the world. *clenches tankard*


a0183e (75)  No.125863>>125864

>>125861

>Did you never play it lad?

No. Never had a PS1. Watched my friend play it though.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125864>>125866

>>125863

>never had a ps1

heresy


901c5c (49)  No.125865>>125868 >>125871 >>125872

File (hide): 358ea494c104183⋯.png (502.89 KB, 476x503, 476:503, IMG_8624.PNG) (h) (u)

We never did a board tan either did we

All of this shit goes down while I'm away smh


a0183e (75)  No.125866>>125869 >>125870

>>125864

had a ps2 smh


7c34ea (22)  No.125867>>125870 >>125874

>>125862

You not got giraffes down there?


1c59f1 (141)  No.125868>>125878

>>125865

the blame lies squarely on you lad, you had to go off galavanting to timbuktu to chase some bint, and now look whats happened.


7c34ea (22)  No.125869>>125873 >>125874

>>125866

PS2 can play PS1 games though.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125870>>125873

>>125866

what about a gamecube? or did you just stretch the n64 until you git a ps2?

>>125867


838640 (68)  No.125871>>125875 >>125876 >>125878

>>125865

Don't worry, my board has had two board tans in the meantime, neither of which I actually agreed to.


b89ca4 (128)  No.125872>>125878

>>125865

can we still do the board tan thing?


a0183e (75)  No.125873>>125882

>>125869

but I didn't have a ps1 so why would I have ps1 games?

>>125870

got a gamecube


1c59f1 (141)  No.125874>>125882

>>125869

backwards compatability ftw.

>>125867

yeah lad we have to have council lions to keep the population down or we end up with no tall foliage.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125875>>125877

>>125871

can i be a mod on /imperium/ please lad?


b89ca4 (128)  No.125876>>125879

>>125871

I like that dancing lady tbh


838640 (68)  No.125877>>125881

>>125875

Why would you want that?


901c5c (49)  No.125878>>125881

>>125868

I'm not even in Munich atm lad kek

You'd be right if you were talking about next time though

>>125871

Lucky you

>>125872

Maybe idk

I can't keep track of it all atm, too busy


838640 (68)  No.125879

>>125876

I'm not opposed to either, to be fair.


63e73b (46)  No.125880>>125882 >>125883 >>125886

File (hide): 80f03a908077cfd⋯.gif (10.71 MB, 720x405, 16:9, odd.gif) (h) (u)

File (hide): b32d6c85c3a1c9b⋯.png (529.57 KB, 657x589, 657:589, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

There is a strange world of Crash fans online, it's like Sonic, they make their own characters who are very strange and often sexual or self inserts.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125881>>125891

>>125877

dunno, but if you dont ask then you dont get.

>>125878

>next time

oh shit lads the boy done fucked it, hes under the spell of a harpy, better bury him alive.


7c34ea (22)  No.125882>>125884 >>125885

>>125873

Because they were cheaper, it's why I use my Xbox 360 over my Xbox One.

>>125874

What's the point of a zoo if it doesn't have giraffes? https://www.drusillas.co.uk/animals?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6r-LjJG-1QIVx6ntCh14fwrLEAAYASAEEgIjx_D_BwE

>>125880

Is it deviant enough for a deviant's?


a0183e (75)  No.125883

>>125880

Top kek


63e73b (46)  No.125884>>125895

>>125882

I don't want to find out


1c59f1 (141)  No.125885

>>125882

oh right we do have zoos i think


a0183e (75)  No.125886

>>125880

>that gif

Jesus Christ what's witht he gore


838640 (68)  No.125887>>125889

I'm not even sure that the dancing slag is actually imperium


a0183e (75)  No.125888>>125890 >>125892

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH CIVIC FENCER


b89ca4 (128)  No.125889>>125901

>>125887

Me neither, but I really like her dancing tbh


1c59f1 (141)  No.125890>>125893

>>125888

nice trips lasshizzle


901c5c (49)  No.125891>>125894

File (hide): b2927a9a67d4452⋯.jpg (82.36 KB, 490x718, 245:359, IMG_8730.JPG) (h) (u)

>>125881

>under the spell

tbh


068109 (11)  No.125892

>>125888

he's really struggling isn't he

he could cater to the deus vult crowd and harvest lots of views but he's too civic even for that


a0183e (75)  No.125893

File (hide): 2d5e0bba3d266fa⋯.png (7.54 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>125890

thanks, lad


1c59f1 (141)  No.125894>>125900

>>125891

and they called it, puppy loOoOOvvve

well i guess they'll never knoOoOow


7c34ea (22)  No.125895>>125896 >>125906

File (hide): 1eb4a6fbe8fb964⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 140.9 KB, 1068x748, 267:187, 3352351.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 19c8daa5e81232e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 118.49 KB, 965x827, 965:827, 667754356.png) (h) (u)

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>>125884

Wew. Proper mix on there.


a0183e (75)  No.125896

>>125895

Now I know why Crash seems so scarred in that memi


352bc3 (11)  No.125897>>125902

File (hide): 1e1355209a048a7⋯.jpg (801.5 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, 1497911221058.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125814

yeahhhh it'll be great going to drink a lot haha

>>125824

>Dr. Strangelove

apocalypse night was so fun tbh


352bc3 (11)  No.125898

>>125829

means are so esoteric these days


838640 (68)  No.125899

We need to get someone in to represent us for that hunger games thing before saturday night tbh

Sounds manageable now that deer leader is actually on the ball


901c5c (49)  No.125900>>125903

File (hide): d4d9a9c2b81f2bf⋯.jpg (374.23 KB, 1280x840, 32:21, IMG_8731.JPG) (h) (u)

>>125894

>puppy love

uwotm8 it's an esoteric reference to the Silmarillion greatest fucking book ever written tbh smh


838640 (68)  No.125901>>125904

>>125889

Just watched her face in the webm really closely. She's chinky or at the very least hafu


1c59f1 (141)  No.125902>>125919

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>125897

ragga dub events will likely be filled with wiggas, hope you get to take a few swings into the crowd lad.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125903>>125907

>>125900

i was just singing about youse in general, i didnt expect a classical reference to be chucked into the mix


b89ca4 (128)  No.125904

>>125901

I think she's a mixie. Half latinx?


1c59f1 (141)  No.125905

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is now a ragga thread


baae75 (22)  No.125906>>125909 >>125912 >>125956

>>125895

I wish I could be a sophisticated bandicute like the first picture.


901c5c (49)  No.125907>>125910

>>125903

I object to 'puppy love' though tbh

Makes me sound like a fag


1c59f1 (141)  No.125908

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

that settles it im cancelling tomorrows job getting hammered from now until sunday


838640 (68)  No.125909

>>125906

what the fuck is wrong with you


1c59f1 (141)  No.125910>>125920

>>125907

no puppy is the key term as it suggests naivety and innocence tbh.


b89ca4 (128)  No.125911>>125913

>>/sudo/44651

>elderscrolls lore

DONT tempt me


a0183e (75)  No.125912

>>125906

All you need are the clothes, lass


b89ca4 (128)  No.125913>>125914

>>125911

So that isn't how you do it.

Laddddddddddddsssss how do I link other boards????


838640 (68)  No.125914>>125916

>>125913

>>>/sudo/44651


1c59f1 (141)  No.125915

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big fish little fish carboard box


b89ca4 (128)  No.125916

>>125914

So I need 3 meme arrows. Cheers lad


f228ee (15)  No.125917>>125918

File (hide): 3e3a56c4dbe65c0⋯.webm (277.04 KB, 320x240, 4:3, never in all my life.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

the state of this thread


1c59f1 (141)  No.125918>>125924

>>125917

lighten up lad, its a party


352bc3 (11)  No.125919

>>125902

most likely lad but at least there will be few wogs


901c5c (49)  No.125920>>125921 >>125923 >>125925 >>125926 >>125929 >>125931

File (hide): 72aa94c8292a824⋯.jpg (467.09 KB, 827x1300, 827:1300, IMG_8732.JPG) (h) (u)

>the most beautiful creature in the world is a brunette with silver eyes

Nordcucks and gingercucks BTFO

>>125910

I'm neither though


352bc3 (11)  No.125921>>125927 >>125932 >>125933

>>125920

are you describing daftie lad?


f89ccb (8)  No.125922>>125932

File (hide): 9263146cf22d887⋯.png (79.45 KB, 288x175, 288:175, BASED13.png) (h) (u)

getting worried about some sausages lads


838640 (68)  No.125923>>125933

>>125920

>>the most beautiful creature in the world is a brunette with silver eyes

But that's wrong tbh


f228ee (15)  No.125924>>125928

>>125918

post that early nineties break beat tune you posted a while ago

i tried looking through the other threads … couldn't find the bloody thing


b89ca4 (128)  No.125925>>125933

File (hide): 09ebad00fe3eb20⋯.jpg (625.98 KB, 1192x1650, 596:825, X4_1192.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125920

Lad there are no beautiful brunette women. I'm sorry you were born a wog but don't enforce your melanin on the rest of us


1c59f1 (141)  No.125926>>125929 >>125933

>>125920

>brunettefag

>greyeye fever

lad this is worse than the stalinism by far and only slightly worse than diana posting

>neither

time will tell, lad.


63e73b (46)  No.125927

>>125921

sounds like it tbh


1c59f1 (141)  No.125928>>125934 >>126261

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>>125924

>early 90s break

hmmmm ill try

is it vocal or just instrumental?


b89ca4 (128)  No.125929>>125930 >>125945

>>125926

>>125920

It should also be noted that dafties grey eyes are the mixie grey eye variant, opposed to them being extra blue tbh


838640 (68)  No.125930>>125936


63e73b (46)  No.125931

>>125920

>Marriage between an elf and a man

weeeeeeeeel


1c59f1 (141)  No.125932>>125935 >>125947

>>125921

>tfw your cover is blown by a loved up bo after a pint

>>125922

y


901c5c (49)  No.125933>>125936 >>125937

>>125921

Lúthien lad

>>125923

It's objectively true

>>125925

I have no melanin at all tbh

>>125926

I though Silmarillion posting would be better tbh


f228ee (15)  No.125934>>125940

>>125928

good tune not the one i had in mind tho

there was a bit of vocals yeah


f89ccb (8)  No.125935>>125940

File (hide): 69ee44fea03cdc1⋯.jpg (28.91 KB, 500x375, 4:3, BASED11.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125932

Worried I did'nt cook them properly, might die


b89ca4 (128)  No.125936>>125938 >>125944

>>125930

I need more than this to reply tbh

>>125933

>brown eye


1c59f1 (141)  No.125937>>125944

>>125933

kek i dread to think what youll take to next lad, but i sure do look forward to it.


838640 (68)  No.125938>>125941

>>125936

>I need more than this to reply tbh

What do you mean


63e73b (46)  No.125939

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oh damn it's been a while since I listened to arguably one of the best power metal albums tbh.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125940>>125943

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>125934

hmm okay ill try again.

>>125935

doubt youll die lad, we have a stronk nhs to fix your mistakes.


b89ca4 (128)  No.125941>>125942

>>125938

by which part of the post specifically tho


838640 (68)  No.125942>>125946 >>125954

>>125941

What is mixie grey eye and what is extra blue?


f228ee (15)  No.125943>>125960

>>125940

try again pls


901c5c (49)  No.125944>>125947 >>125949 >>125952 >>125953 >>125954 >>125960

File (hide): e3e1b328691c51d⋯.jpg (355.46 KB, 1119x826, 1119:826, IMG_8733.JPG) (h) (u)

>I can never post again without people bringing Daftie into it

smh lads

>>125936

Brown eyes are Saxon and Germanic tbh i think

Blue eye autism is the worst

>>125937

i already started it slightly

you won't like it


1c59f1 (141)  No.125945>>125961

>>125929

tbh eyecolour is more important to me than interbritish racial descriptions are. for instance i would wife a pale scottish lass from the orkneys if she had blue or green eyes, but not if she had any sort of poo coloured eyes or hair.


901c5c (49)  No.125946

>>125942

Lúthien's eyes are starlight grey tbh


352bc3 (11)  No.125947>>125962

File (hide): f647bcb319f4159⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1512x1072, 189:134, lain smug.png) (h) (u)

>>125932

what did he mean by this?

>>125944

hehe banter lad


f89ccb (8)  No.125948>>125951 >>125958

>reminding me of the dafty business


838640 (68)  No.125949>>125958

>>125944

>>I can never post again without people bringing Daftie into it

I mean you can, just not about women


352bc3 (11)  No.125950

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Diseased & Dying


f228ee (15)  No.125951>>125955 >>125958

>>125948

i bet his arsehole got wrecked


63e73b (46)  No.125952>>125958 >>125972

File (hide): da35dc29b560fa8⋯.png (1.7 MB, 1068x748, 267:187, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>tfw you'll never a swear an oath to return your father's work until you succeed or fail.

Fëanor and his Silmarils were the most interesting part to me tbh.

>>125944

>Brunette and grey eyes

Lad cmon for us on the imageboards this is enough to make tenuous links.


a0183e (75)  No.125953>>125958

>>125944

Brown eyes are also the rest of the world.


b89ca4 (128)  No.125954>>125966

>>125942

Alright here's the half remembered pseudoscience:

When a blue eye and a green eye breed it can create a grey eye. Grey eyes can also occur in people who are blue eyed, when they eyes are extra blue. Mine are halfway grey themselves tbh.

>>125944

>smh lads

nothing personnel lad, this happens in all schoolyards everyday tbh.

>brown eye

I'm sure that any blue eyed population that emmigrated here brought brown eyes with them, due to the nature of the gene. It's just a meme, but I'll never stop making it. That being said, I'd never have a son w/ a brown eye tbh.


f89ccb (8)  No.125955>>125957

File (hide): 1c82aa8289250d9⋯.jpg (96.95 KB, 960x603, 320:201, BASED2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125951

smh you vile people corrupted her


7c34ea (22)  No.125956

>>125906

Don't we all want that?


f228ee (15)  No.125957

>>125955

women are naturally corrupted


901c5c (49)  No.125958>>125964 >>125970

File (hide): a34d2af260796f0⋯.jpg (367.55 KB, 1338x867, 446:289, IMG_8734.JPG) (h) (u)

>>125948

What

>>125949

I post about women a fair bit though

>>125951

Lad…

>>125952

Fëanor is great character and a real tragic hero tbh. I wish there'd been more development of his sons though, only Maedhros got much in the way of a complex character rather than just muh evil son of Fëanor. ofc Tolkien never got a chance to finish things smh

>tenuous links

hmmm true but all the same I just want to post without consequences tbh

>>125953

Different sort of brown eyes tbh


63e73b (46)  No.125959

File (hide): f88a333b33537aa⋯.png (918.6 KB, 574x835, 574:835, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Mirror Mirror on the wall

True hope lies beyond the coast

You're a damned kind can't you see

That tomorrows bears insanity

Gone's the wisdom

Of a thousand years

A world in fire and chains and fear

ah to be 13 again and reading the Silmarilion.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125960>>125963 >>125966 >>125978

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>125944

GF ALERT GF ALERT GF ALERT

youll get this every post from now on.

>i wont like it

if its so controversial that only Leontics could fathom then no, cant you do something funny instead lad.

>>125943

my pleasure.


b89ca4 (128)  No.125961

>>125945

Same honestly. It's very easy to get the dominant melanin heavy eye and hair genes, and very hard to wash them out. I want my son to have my eye colour, and probably an exotic hair colour too.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125962>>125965

>>125947

just thinking aloud lass, dont worry your wee bonce about it.


f228ee (15)  No.125963>>125975

>>125960

belting choon

it's not that one

keep going


a0183e (75)  No.125964>>125969

>>125958

>Different sort of brown eyes tbh

Post yours, lad


352bc3 (11)  No.125965>>125967 >>125975

>>125962

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


901c5c (49)  No.125966>>125970 >>125978

File (hide): 628147af4dfd85b⋯.jpg (254.34 KB, 1280x902, 640:451, IMG_8735.JPG) (h) (u)

Fall of Gondolin is best chapter btw imo

>>125954

True but perhaps we should strive to keep irl and board stuff separate.

>>125960

Stop lad

>something funny

I'll unleash my shitposting powers shortly


838640 (68)  No.125967>>125968


352bc3 (11)  No.125968

>>125967

what's happening are you bullying me


901c5c (49)  No.125969>>125971 >>125973 >>125980

>>125964

Absolutely not, this sort of thing is reserved for irl meetings and I don't really do meetups in general tbh


63e73b (46)  No.125970>>125988

File (hide): 53d6f1f1a9c3d17⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1397x985, 1397:985, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): b2078a435ec348a⋯.png (1.7 MB, 1100x788, 275:197, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>125958

Maedhros was the most developed yeah, the curse of Feanor runs strong.

>>125966

What's the part about a brother and sister? I always found that to be the most tragic.


a0183e (75)  No.125971>>125988

>>125969

You met Daftie. As the BO you should meet everyone


a0183e (75)  No.125972>>125974 >>125988

>>125952

>tfw you'll never a swear an oath to return your father's work until you succeed or fail.

what's that


f228ee (15)  No.125973>>125976 >>125979 >>125988

File (hide): 4266938ca0a28d3⋯.png (2 MB, 2876x738, 1438:369, 965847364745865.png) (h) (u)

>>125969

wimp

a pic of my eyes

post yours


63e73b (46)  No.125974>>125976

>>125972

The whole point of the Silmarilion lad


1c59f1 (141)  No.125975>>125977 >>125993

>>125963

i dont think its this one but fuck you youre having it anyway because its a banger

>>125965

*pats you on the head and gives you a £2 coin to buy sweets and a beano*


a0183e (75)  No.125976>>125982

>>125973

what

>>125974

never read it


1c59f1 (141)  No.125977

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b89ca4 (128)  No.125978>>125981 >>125988

>powercut

touche

>>125960

It might be esoteric big brain posting, or perhaps it'll be punished romantic posting. I'm not sure yet.

>>125966

>striving

My only goal is to maximise banter tbh.


7c34ea (22)  No.125979>>125985 >>125987

File (hide): 701f258a1014267⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.82 KB, 862x562, 431:281, myeyes.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125973

a pic of my eyes

Don't judge.


1c59f1 (141)  No.125980

>>125969

>organise a meetuo

>herts arrives, immediately gets in close and analyses your eyecolour

no wonder you dont do meetups lad


1c59f1 (141)  No.125981>>125986

>>125978

i think it will be both - maybe something like defending helen of troy.


f228ee (15)  No.125982>>125983

File (hide): b2d4e0890cc0ca7⋯.jpg (409.41 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, 856463658746.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125976

>what

can you not read, butt.


a0183e (75)  No.125983>>125989

>>125982

you're not a gook smh


1c59f1 (141)  No.125984

File (hide): c292e48b7399406⋯.jpg (45.55 KB, 1286x600, 643:300, Beauty-with-Ice-Cubes.jpg) (h) (u)

these is my ice tbh


f228ee (15)  No.125985>>125994

File (hide): 8afdab628467864⋯.jpg (228.12 KB, 653x436, 653:436, 85647647565473625.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125979

hmm … you have really unusual eyes


b89ca4 (128)  No.125986

>>125981

Well I can certainly say I won't like that posting tbqhf


baae75 (22)  No.125987>>125991

>>125979

I think I recognize you from the Question Time audience.


901c5c (49)  No.125988

File (hide): c9edcd0a2d3f505⋯.jpg (108.43 KB, 637x960, 637:960, IMG_8736.JPG) (h) (u)

>>125970

Túrin Turambar. They also made it into a standalone book, the Children of Húrin

It's my second favourite chapter tbh. I love tragedies for some reason

>>125971

Hmmmmmmmmmmno

>>125973

Knew it

>>125972

The only reason anything happens in the Silmarillion, the Hobbit, and LOTR tbh

Read it lad it's honestly amazing tbh

>>125978

A good goal


f228ee (15)  No.125989>>125991

>>125983

how do you know?


1c59f1 (141)  No.125990>>125992

>caviar is literal fish eggs

ive known this for time but never appreciated how odd it is


a0183e (75)  No.125991

>>125987

Do you have a photographic memory, lass?

>>125989

I don't. Didn't know we had any gooks outside of imperium poster


b89ca4 (128)  No.125992>>125996

>>125990

You eat chicken eggs dont you?


352bc3 (11)  No.125993


7c34ea (22)  No.125994>>125998

>>125985

At least I can fully open them.


901c5c (49)  No.125995>>125997 >>126000 >>126004

File (hide): 7105587a01c0eb5⋯.jpg (30.05 KB, 286x413, 286:413, IMG_8719.JPG) (h) (u)

*unveils new shitposting theme*

DO IT


1c59f1 (141)  No.125996>>126000

>>125992

not unless they are in pancakes or regular cake tbh lad.


838640 (68)  No.125997


f228ee (15)  No.125998

File (hide): 912fc0894ee32e4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 317.51 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 685764536447565.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125994

hahaha


838640 (68)  No.125999>>126001 >>126003 >>126010

trips tbh


b89ca4 (128)  No.126000>>126001

>>125995

This is a red herring

>>125996

But lad, eggs are delicious. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a shoe and all that


1c59f1 (141)  No.126001>>126002 >>126009

>>125999

nice lad she looks like a smackhead

>>126000

>eggs are delicious

i find them repellant and unpleasant-smelling, visually slapdash and unreasonably expensive.


838640 (68)  No.126002>>126005 >>126009

>>126001

>nice lad she looks like a smackhead

no?


f228ee (15)  No.126003

File (hide): d5b7a50df5ebd9d⋯.gif (1.75 MB, 250x268, 125:134, 96854767586847635.gif) (h) (u)

>>125999

waheyyy


1c59f1 (141)  No.126004

>>125995

kek you cant lull a paranoiac into a false sense of security lad.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126005>>126007

>>126002

see even you doubt she isnt


901c5c (49)  No.126006>>126008 >>126015

File (hide): 2a70f50ea27042b⋯.jpg (756.22 KB, 1584x2000, 99:125, IMG_8709.JPG) (h) (u)

>there are people itt that don't appreciate prequelkino

>there are people itt who bought into the normalfag memes

>there are people itt who can't appreciate a true epic with their plebeian brains

>there are people itt who are not patricians

>there are people itt who think George Lucas is a bad filmmaker

>there are people itt who don't know that the prequels are the greatest art produced within the last 30 years


838640 (68)  No.126007

>>126005

I don't think she is, but I don't know


1c59f1 (141)  No.126008>>126013

>>126006

3.75/10


b89ca4 (128)  No.126009>>126025

>>126001

That's largely true. But they're also high in protein and good with soldiers.

>>126002

send her my way lad


a0183e (75)  No.126010

File (hide): ce323e19510ba32⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>125999

Imperium druids tbh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126011>>126014

*uses posting-performance-enhancement drugs*

AHHH I WANT (100) AND I WANT IT NOW


f89ccb (8)  No.126012

*does'nt give you any (you)s*


901c5c (49)  No.126013>>126017

>>126008

>he thinks I'm joking


b89ca4 (128)  No.126014>>126017

>>126011

I wash so sad I didn't hit (100) last thread. I did some good shitposting tbh


a0183e (75)  No.126015>>126018

>>126006

You really are autistic


901c5c (49)  No.126016>>126019 >>126020 >>126022

File (hide): 02ba3a47db6d81a⋯.jpg (27.87 KB, 306x505, 306:505, IMG_8693.JPG) (h) (u)

I am objectively the best poster


1c59f1 (141)  No.126017

>>126013

its irrelevant whether youre joking lad, its still only a 3.75/10, maybe pushing a 4, in aggravation metrics.

>>126014

smh i keep losing my id and ending up with 2 lots of 50, which onky partially counts. reeeeee tbqh.


901c5c (49)  No.126018>>126021

>>126015

its too forced isn't it? Next time I won't rip off /tv/


f228ee (15)  No.126019

File (hide): 6316e6d806667cb⋯.jpg (290.9 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 968547548736.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126016

>he'll never be prime minister


1c59f1 (141)  No.126020

>>126016

>objectively

*most delusional


1c59f1 (141)  No.126021>>126038

>>126018

you might as well argue that the new total recall is better than the old one, or that demolition man was a bad film.


f89ccb (8)  No.126022

File (hide): 85a5e4d022697ac⋯.png (93.88 KB, 251x201, 251:201, BASED.png) (h) (u)

>>126016

take a walk lad


b89ca4 (128)  No.126023>>126026 >>126027

>tfw no artsy drug addicted thot gf

m-maybe one day…


1c59f1 (141)  No.126024>>126038

the continentals have corrupted herts


838640 (68)  No.126025>>126032

>>126009

>send her my way lad

*writes this down in imperium subversion tactics file*


f89ccb (8)  No.126026>>126030 >>126031 >>126039

File (hide): 0c136cc2cf2b502⋯.png (463.38 KB, 1070x601, 1070:601, wojak4.png) (h) (u)

>>126023

>had one

>just she was'nt my gf

>just oneitis

>had to wait through her spiral of depravity towards death

AHHHHH YOU'VE STARTED ONEITIS POSTING AGAIN


1c59f1 (141)  No.126027>>126039

>>126023

>addict gf

no thanks i like not having to hide cash or finding her passed out in the shower


b89ca4 (128)  No.126028

>tfw no plain frumpy virgin gf

N-no I've just got something in my eye


a0183e (75)  No.126029

>no 18 year old Ginnie gf

smh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126030

>>126026

>oneitis

>for a junkie

haha lad maybe you have brain cancer or something


838640 (68)  No.126031>>126033

>>126026

lad why would you want that


b89ca4 (128)  No.126032>>126049

>>126025

And this is how symbiosis occurs


1c59f1 (141)  No.126033>>126034

>>126031

tbf having skinny thots offer to suck you off for half a gram is a good way to live.


838640 (68)  No.126034>>126035

>>126033

if you want genital warts perhaps


1c59f1 (141)  No.126035

>>126034

>genital warts from a blowie

more likely to get the herps lad.


352bc3 (11)  No.126036

File (hide): 180620260516159⋯.png (622.77 KB, 1000x967, 1000:967, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

conservatives btfo tbh


7c34ea (22)  No.126037>>126040

File (hide): c0c56ff48a9a528⋯.jpg (3.7 MB, 2912x4368, 2:3, 809001.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no gf to visit castles with

Why live?


901c5c (49)  No.126038>>126043 >>126044

File (hide): 13ac3b73cacecb2⋯.jpg (152.17 KB, 589x570, 31:30, IMG_8715.JPG) (h) (u)

>tfw no gf posting

Hmmm what am I to do

>>126021

I don't know what any of that is

>>126024

Wrong! 'Twas this was way before was I not?

I am a little crazy I think but indulge me


b89ca4 (128)  No.126039

>>126026

That sounds truly tragic lad. Take my hand lad, we will both become drug addicted artsy thots areselves. Then the women will follow.

>>126027

Probably should've preceded that with "rich" tbh. The shower part would be a pain but I can deal


1c59f1 (141)  No.126040

>>126037

>why live

to find your castle-qt tbh.


a0183e (75)  No.126041>>126044 >>126047 >>126048

>tfw no Daftie gf


a0183e (75)  No.126042>>126047 >>126048

>tfw no deerboy bf


838640 (68)  No.126043

>>126038

>Hmmm what am I to do

ban them all


1c59f1 (141)  No.126044>>126048

>>126038

>professes to like kino

>dont know what any of that is

.

.

>>126041

rofl


b89ca4 (128)  No.126045>>126051

File (hide): abe6a36406c4330⋯.jpg (137.42 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, 1491135820142.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no STRONG hulk gf to spill blood with

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


f228ee (15)  No.126046

>tfw when no japanese gf


1c59f1 (141)  No.126047>>126053

>>126041

>>126042

>tfw no improbable intercontinental love story started by a shared dislike of jews and shitskins


901c5c (49)  No.126048>>126053 >>126054

File (hide): e77906324453c8f⋯.jpg (303.96 KB, 1280x835, 256:167, IMG_8737.JPG) (h) (u)

>tfw no jewish actress gf

>>126041

I'll kill yo-

>>126042

Lad…

>>126044

Kino is objectively was I deem it to be

My word is law


838640 (68)  No.126049

>>126032

I suppose so


7c34ea (22)  No.126050>>126052

>tfw no movie night


1c59f1 (141)  No.126051>>126057

>>126045

i dont want a bitch that could 1 punch me tbh lad


901c5c (49)  No.126052

>>126050

Made me laff tbh


a0183e (75)  No.126053>>126056 >>126062

>>126048

>I'll kill yo-

>Lad…

You know I couldn't choose one

>>126047

Maybe we'll see that story retold in the cinema one day


1c59f1 (141)  No.126054>>126062

>>126048

>your word is law

*exposes my buttocks at you*


b89ca4 (128)  No.126055>>126059 >>126060 >>126061

File (hide): 0e198d24594b48d⋯.jpg (75.5 KB, 355x1082, 355:1082, 43aab52144727628f0c233d48f….jpg) (h) (u)

What do we think about this outfit lads? I'm trying to impress the lads in my humanities class, so they'll think I'm cool. Do you think the jacket's too much? It is summer after all


1c59f1 (141)  No.126056>>126058

>>126053

hopefully it will have me in the writing credits


b89ca4 (128)  No.126057

>>126051

Me neither lad. But who can honestly say they don't want a gf that they could have a battle to the death with? A really close battle. I just want a trusty lass who will be the shield to me spear against the hordes.


a0183e (75)  No.126058>>126063

>>126056

Ahhh remember to put me in it, lad


1c59f1 (141)  No.126059>>126074

>>126055

the long knitted sleeves are too much for summer lad. Get a pink ralphy or ben sherman and some fresh jeans tbh.


a0183e (75)  No.126060>>126074

>>126055

if you have a body like that you could probably make a lot of stuff look good tbh no homo


7c34ea (22)  No.126061>>126074

>>126055

That's how I dress or at least try. That's a coat though.

Try this website lad: https://www.thread.com


901c5c (49)  No.126062>>126064 >>126066

File (hide): 491c0773c27f9f2⋯.jpg (40.69 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, IMG_8739.JPG) (h) (u)

btw I'm stealing your book idea shrop

>>126053

>not choosing me

I thought you were loyal to your BO

But now all I see is lies

*turns to the dark side*

dark side best side

>>126054

*shoots you in the arsehole*


1c59f1 (141)  No.126063>>126066

>>126058

>the upbeat welsh facilitator who held the board together during dark times thereby allowing the budding romance to flourish into a 500 mile journey?

youre a main character lad


b89ca4 (128)  No.126064>>126077

>>126062

… which one? Go ahead though, they fall out my arse


baae75 (22)  No.126065>>126067 >>126077

File (hide): 2a1e4681645e62c⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, tea.png) (h) (u)

>Herts wants to be a Lucaskino poster

>he's probably never seen the Ewoks Duology

Nobody here has seen more quality starshit than me.


a0183e (75)  No.126066

>>126062

I'll need pics of you before I decide for real, lad

>>126063

Sweet, lad. Have a handsome big Aryan Welshman play me.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126067>>126073

>>126065

>quality starshit

you mean startrek, surely


b89ca4 (128)  No.126068>>126069 >>126070 >>126077

Okay lads, get this: There's this girl I really like, and I think if I get into high fashion I'll be able to seduce her. This outfits going cheap for only £500. Do I cop it or look for something pricier?


1c59f1 (141)  No.126069>>126084

>>126068

poes law says you must be being ironic


838640 (68)  No.126070>>126084

>>126068

high fashion is a road to ruin lad.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126071>>126072

>(66)

*post-enhancing drugs take effect*


838640 (68)  No.126072>>126086

>>126071

DON'T SNORT AND POST


baae75 (22)  No.126073>>126078

>>126067

When I was young I used to watch Voyager because it was on the TV. Never really got invested in any of the series. I watched all the old films and they were pretty fun.

I leave the autistic stuff like Deep Space Nine to my brother.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126074>>126076 >>126086

>>126059

That's a nice shirt tbh

>>126061

Cheers my son, I actually will give this a look at some point. I'm in the market for clothes tbh

>>126060

tall lads with broad shoulders and slim waist will be able to pull off any outfit tbh.

Cruel is the world that I was given the last 2 but not the first one…


b89ca4 (128)  No.126075>>126079

>only (53)

Vanlad I need some of those PEDs pls share


a0183e (75)  No.126076>>126082 >>126088

>>126074

>Cruel is the world that I was given the last 2 but not the first one…

female hormones it is then smh


901c5c (49)  No.126077>>126082 >>126084

File (hide): 8ca0693a690670d⋯.jpg (645.86 KB, 1256x1600, 157:200, IMG_8738.JPG) (h) (u)

midriff

>>126064

The one about two civic nationalists in bongo bongo land tbh

>>126065

My love is given to prequelkino only, OT and anything else a shit

>>126068

Fuck that

Just seduce her lad don't do this shit, it's faggoty shite


1c59f1 (141)  No.126078>>126083

>>126073

>ds9

>cisco the nigga

ahhhh its the worst one


1c59f1 (141)  No.126079

>>126075

here you go lad thatll be £60


b89ca4 (128)  No.126080

File (hide): 8bb37788d97f559⋯.jpg (57.18 KB, 564x1004, 141:251, 037c29c4156d79e45fe60ae294….jpg) (h) (u)

Tbh while I was browsing pinterest for shitpost material some of these outfits are actually cool.

Fuck the vans though


b89ca4 (128)  No.126081

AVANT GARDEEEEEEEE


838640 (68)  No.126082>>126083 >>126085

File (hide): f9e866eea7de11f⋯.jpg (62.97 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1499709061277.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126077

agree tbh

>>126076

>female hormones it is then smh

Taking female hormones with broad shoulders

turns you into chris-chan tbh


baae75 (22)  No.126083>>126087

>>126078

Everyone likes the Cardassians and the Ferengi on that show. I don't hear much about the black captain, the british muslim doctor, the transsexual symbiote or the planet of the space jews tbh.

>>126082

She's got some very attractive muscles.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126084>>126095

>>126069

:^)

>>126070

The road to glory lad. I'll be staring down at you peasants in my long rubbery trench coat.

>>126077

>civic nats in Bongo Bongo Land

Have fun lad

>seduce her

n-no lad she'd never notice me with a shirt with less than 12 belt buckles…


a0183e (75)  No.126085

>>126082

Yeah I read that wrong. I thought he said he lacked broad shoulders smh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126086>>126100

File (hide): 9acf65241c78eca⋯.jpg (57.84 KB, 640x492, 160:123, big-line-of-coke_o_620136.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): b8d05bd796da684⋯.jpg (16.86 KB, 199x254, 199:254, images (18).jpg) (h) (u)

>>126072

*insufflates a chopper shaped like a slitty eye*

>>126074

bens are nice too tbh, or splash out on a stoney over a cheap white shirt for added aggressiveness.


838640 (68)  No.126087>>126090 >>126093

File (hide): 1b61faec900833c⋯.jpg (181.29 KB, 720x1062, 40:59, 1501273330376.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126083

>She's got some very attractive muscles.

she has, doesn't has?


b89ca4 (128)  No.126088

>>126076

I wouldn't pass with my shoulders and vainy arms lad. I think I'll just get some boots tbh


352bc3 (11)  No.126089>>126090 >>126091 >>126092 >>126093 >>126095 >>126097

File (hide): 26a467b680ac8d5⋯.png (173.99 KB, 350x598, 175:299, 1488076344944.png) (h) (u)

had a benzo so hopefully I'll be able to interact with people like a normal human being tonight haha

see you lads


baae75 (22)  No.126090>>126093

File (hide): 0b7dc9cfcde1274⋯.png (114.89 KB, 434x850, 217:425, __alice_cartelet_kin_iro_m….png) (h) (u)

>>126087

Lad what are you doing.

>>126089

Take care.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126091>>126097 >>126136

>>126089

>had a benzo

>then drinking

not a good idea mate, be safe.


a0183e (75)  No.126092

File (hide): b02db3f52bd2c50⋯.png (27.29 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Pembs kissu2.png) (h) (u)

>>126089

Have fun, lass.


838640 (68)  No.126093

File (hide): 466d3b40da859b3⋯.jpg (297.16 KB, 2051x1500, 2051:1500, 1440656785722-1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126087

>she has, doesn't has?

english speak good very I do

>>126089

Not too sure you've thought this through lad

>>126090

>Lad what are you doing.

:^)


1c59f1 (141)  No.126094>>126099 >>126102

>everybodys fine with xer drinking after taking vallies

you should unironically be ashamed of yourselves, sort it out.


901c5c (49)  No.126095>>126106

>>126084

Then don't waste your time with a girl that shallow

If you pursue her you're asking to be treated like shit tbh

>>126089

Bye lad


b89ca4 (128)  No.126096>>126098

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I really like ombre patterns on clothes

Buy me clothes lads ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


a0183e (75)  No.126097>>126099

>>126091

>>126089

>Mixing alcohol with benzodiazepines is especially risky, and can cause severe and permanent damage, both to a person's body and to her relationships

AHH WAHT THE FUCK LASS NOO


1c59f1 (141)  No.126098>>126103

>>126096

i prefer stripes tbh


baae75 (22)  No.126099>>126101 >>126108

>>126094

I didn't know what it was, smh.

>>126097

LASS STOP COME BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE


b89ca4 (128)  No.126100

>>126086

That second jumper's really nice tbh. Lad you've good taste in shirts tbh


a0183e (75)  No.126101

>>126099

sent her a message on Bongo Bongo Land I am sure she checks it tbh


a0183e (75)  No.126102>>126110

>>126094

I don't drink or medicate, lad. Why would I know?


b89ca4 (128)  No.126103>>126110

>>126098

but lad, stripes aren't

AVANT GARDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


901c5c (49)  No.126104

File (hide): 9da266b4aee7a6c⋯.jpg (51.06 KB, 736x552, 4:3, IMG_8710.JPG) (h) (u)

>Pembs fucked himself up

Good lad only pain and suffering and strange thoughts will free you from the mental slavery we are kept in from birth


f89ccb (8)  No.126105>>126107 >>126109 >>126112

>wears nothing but plain block colours


b89ca4 (128)  No.126106>>126111

>>126095

Don't worry about me lad, once I have my sweet sweet 12 foot tiger coat I'll have the confidence to make her treat me right


838640 (68)  No.126107

>>126105

When in doubt, do this because it can never backfire


1c59f1 (141)  No.126108

>>126099

its rarely fatal but it is functionally the same as getting date raped by yourself. taking 60mg of vallie and a dozen cans of scrumy jack is a bad idea though.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126109

>>126105

Same tbh. It's no fun though


1c59f1 (141)  No.126110>>126113 >>126116

>>126103

>shirts without collars

smh lad thats pretty lame

>>126102

it should always be the case that taking any drug and drinking is bad unless proven otherwise.


901c5c (49)  No.126111>>126121

File (hide): c1aea78a8b56c5a⋯.jpg (34.97 KB, 510x275, 102:55, IMG_8742.JPG) (h) (u)

>>126106

>not having inner confidence

Grow a pair of balls lad

*grabs your hand and squeezes it hard in a masculine manner*


1c59f1 (141)  No.126112

>>126105

heyme2


a0183e (75)  No.126113>>126117

>>126110

>it should always be the case that taking any drug and drinking is bad unless proven otherwise.

Sure. I just assumed it was fine since she had one and enjoys the occasional drink smh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126114

>(76)

i can taste it lads


b89ca4 (128)  No.126115>>126117 >>126119 >>126120

>every bloke that's into fashion is a prissy pretty boy or a nu male fag lad

I'm going to change this rotten world lads.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126116>>126119

>>126110

I only like low cut tops tbh. Lad I get hot easy, collars will not help my case


1c59f1 (141)  No.126117

>>126113

fair enough, but if mixing any drugs you should do research on it tbh, some common stuff is fatal, like passion flower tea and cheese.

>>126115


901c5c (49)  No.126118

File (hide): 2404e445944067e⋯.png (403.58 KB, 368x550, 184:275, IMG_8653.PNG) (h) (u)

DAS LEBEN KEINE CHANCE HAT

*screams*


1c59f1 (141)  No.126119>>126123 >>126127

>>126115

kind of, except casuals.

>>126116

fair play, but cotton pique is much more cooling than tightweave fabric.


838640 (68)  No.126120>>126131

>>126115

You can't be high fashion and built because nothing will fit you


b89ca4 (128)  No.126121>>126125

>>126111

You're right lad. In fact, I don't think I need any clothes at all!

you do know I'm shit posting right lad?


baae75 (22)  No.126122>>126124 >>126126 >>126128 >>126130

Pembs had better come back after this.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126123

>>126119

>tht stoney on the right

>the sandy fred in the middle left

so many jackets, so little time


1c59f1 (141)  No.126124>>126128


901c5c (49)  No.126125>>126134

>>126121

Good lad that's more like it

Go au natural like our forefathers of old

ofc lad nothing here is serious


a0183e (75)  No.126126

>>126122

Her father's driving her so she should check her phone before getting there tbh


b89ca4 (128)  No.126127>>126132

>>126119

>casuals

doesn't count tbh.

>cotton pique > tightweave

I'll have to see. I need some low cut cotton pique tops smh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126128>>126129

>>126122

woops

>>126124

they dont even have anything to counteract a downer od, they just oumo your stomach and give you brain stuff to stop your neurons melting while youre in a medically induced coma for 6 weeks while your brain swelling reduces


a0183e (75)  No.126129>>126135

>>126128

Jesus Christ


901c5c (49)  No.126130>>126133 >>126137 >>126138

File (hide): 9b729b1d34b4d72⋯.jpg (36.55 KB, 500x370, 50:37, IMG_8590.JPG) (h) (u)

>>126122

>caring about things


b89ca4 (128)  No.126131

>>126120

LIES

Well it is true but that's all part of me changing this corrupted vile rotten gay world tbh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126132>>126141

>>126127

they wear:

>burberry

>Louis vitton

etcetera, and they dont count? theyd be flabbergasted, tbf i am too.


a0183e (75)  No.126133>>126149

>>126130

Would you care if I leaked our private conversations, lad?


b89ca4 (128)  No.126134>>126149

File (hide): d1c5c9d1c57936a⋯.jpg (46.04 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Kars_jojoeoh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126125

I will!

But I think I'll keep this high fashion scarf and loincloth…


1c59f1 (141)  No.126135

>>126129

tbh she said 'a' benzo which is at most 10mg of vally, 1mg or lorazepam or clonazepam, etc. She might nit remember the night but i doubt its possible to die from the combo without drinking 20+ units within the halflife if the benzo.


63e73b (46)  No.126136

>>126091

Was gonna say this, rip Pembs tbh


838640 (68)  No.126137>>126149

File (hide): 5388b7c860862bb⋯.jpg (38.31 KB, 593x559, 593:559, DE9R3sEXcAARQoj.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


1c59f1 (141)  No.126138>>126149

>>126130

>the edgiest of outlooks

ha


9fd881 (3)  No.126139>>126142 >>126144 >>126145 >>126146 >>126149

hello my friends


1c59f1 (141)  No.126140>>126146

more importantly where is she getting his benzos from? i didnt know xe had a script


b89ca4 (128)  No.126141>>126154

>>126132

It's not OUT THERE enough, like this

tbh I thought you meant lads who were casually into fashion


1c59f1 (141)  No.126142

>>126139

buenos dios me amigo


1c59f1 (141)  No.126143>>126147

>there's literally a child singing outside my van

what the fuck


838640 (68)  No.126144>>126148

>>126139

Hello my dago friend


7c34ea (22)  No.126145

>>126139

Dia duit mo chara.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126146>>126150

>>126139

Ayup pup

>>126140

Might've mentioned something like this recently. Mood meds or something


7c34ea (22)  No.126147>>126153

>>126143

Invite them in.


9fd881 (3)  No.126148>>126152

>>126144

But I'm white


901c5c (49)  No.126149>>126153 >>126157

File (hide): 26ad0021bd57a17⋯.jpg (15.77 KB, 201x251, 201:251, IMG_8743.JPG) (h) (u)

>>126133

Bringing private things into the public is always an unforgivable offence lad

>>126134

Don't forget a large weapon

>>126137

>>126138

I'm being edgy but also not completel'y not serious

I do care about some things ofc anyway, pic tenuously related

>>126139

Greetings my good frog


1c59f1 (141)  No.126150>>126152 >>126160

>>126146

ah i see, mood meds arent normally benzos except for panic attacks and psychopathy. *adds these details to the pembs-page*


b89ca4 (128)  No.126151>>126155

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NEW SAMMY


838640 (68)  No.126152>>126158

>>126148

>dago: NOUN an Italian, Spanish, or Portuguese-speaking person

>>126150

I'd like to think that pembs would specifically request them instead of SSRI's


1c59f1 (141)  No.126153

>>126149

i dont care what youre being.

>>126147

sure thing, ive got sweets no gchq i dont like children leave me alone


a0183e (75)  No.126154>>126159

>>126141

>tfw no coat cape


838640 (68)  No.126155>>126165

>>126151

>new

>2nd December 2016

alzy.jpg


a0183e (75)  No.126156>>126168 >>126172

File (hide): 4284533e3197e16⋯.png (554.2 KB, 889x667, 889:667, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>ywn be a lass and get away with wearing coats as capes


b89ca4 (128)  No.126157

File (hide): 0d0e968ad05bdfa⋯.jpg (73.32 KB, 481x640, 481:640, 1431799663694.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126149

Worry you not lad, I have my trusty glimmering bone blade


1c59f1 (141)  No.126158>>126161

>>126152

>not just taking st johns wort and 5htp

READ THE FUCKING RESEARCH YOUVE ALL GOT THE GODDAMN INTERWEB NOW BLOODY USE IT


9fd881 (3)  No.126159>>126162

>>126154

heres your (You)


b89ca4 (128)  No.126160>>126164

>>126150

Probably anxiety based shite *tbh*


838640 (68)  No.126161>>126169

>>126158

>>not just taking st johns wort and 5htp

I do that though lad


a0183e (75)  No.126162

>>126159

t-thanks, lad. You remembered


b89ca4 (128)  No.126163>>126169

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Let's be honest lads, you've been thinking about THIS ONE for awhile


1c59f1 (141)  No.126164>>126167

>>126160

very rare though, that would mean shes been on every other first and second line type or has some sort of contraindication against the first resorts - any of these situations is interesting to say the least.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126165

>>126155

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!


901c5c (49)  No.126166

File (hide): e6165c0645fd9d2⋯.gif (574.91 KB, 200x133, 200:133, IMG_8744.GIF) (h) (u)

>bullying our greatest ally

Disappointed in you lads


b89ca4 (128)  No.126167

>>126164

Gonna have to harass the lad about his medical history when xhomst wake up from theri coma


7c34ea (22)  No.126168>>126171

>>126156

>ywn be a lass and get away with wearing heels to compensate for your short stature


1c59f1 (141)  No.126169

>>126161

good lad i was just angry in general didnt mean to (You) you.

>>126163

we went over this i think, its too likely youd get JUSTed by inland revenue when you converted it to irl currency


a0183e (75)  No.126170>>126175

File (hide): a52d3b9bc240147⋯.png (521.1 KB, 400x850, 8:17, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*wears cape*


a0183e (75)  No.126171>>126177

>>126168

those are bad for you, lad, smh. How tall are you?


b89ca4 (128)  No.126172>>126173 >>126174

>>126156

I want a big fluffy leopard print cape tbh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126173>>126175

File (hide): e96af8204ef73a7⋯.jpg (15.53 KB, 451x605, 41:55, daxsoontucomrpmspaed.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126172

fo shizzle


a0183e (75)  No.126174>>126181

File (hide): 30cd9f4b7696e9c⋯.png (1.43 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*wears whatever this is*

cool boots too

>>126172

Associate that with whores for some reason


b89ca4 (128)  No.126175

>>126170

>>126173

Let's bring back capes lads


901c5c (49)  No.126176>>126179 >>126180 >>126182 >>126183

File (hide): 26ad0021bd57a17⋯.jpg (15.77 KB, 201x251, 201:251, IMG_8743.JPG) (h) (u)

Any "man" below 6ft should be killed along with any women over 5'4


7c34ea (22)  No.126177

>>126171

Around 5'8". Not found a castle door that was too short for me to fit through yet. :-)


1c59f1 (141)  No.126178>>126183 >>126188

*administers PEDs by suppository syringe*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh


7c34ea (22)  No.126179

>>126176

No that's mean.


838640 (68)  No.126180

>>126176

there is literally nothing wrong with tall women


b89ca4 (128)  No.126181>>126183

>>126174

That's because it commonly is associated with whores, pimps and generally tackiness. So naturally I really want some leopard print clothing items


1c59f1 (141)  No.126182

File (hide): e26765dd53db171⋯.jpg (50.16 KB, 736x434, 368:217, football-casuals.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126176

Good luck with that lad.

>90s terrace wear was the most aesthetic thing ive ever seen


a0183e (75)  No.126183>>126185 >>126186

>>126178

w-why, lad

>>126181

O-oh. You want to sell yourself?

>>126176

Should parents be able to abort their sons who don't make the cut post-puberty?


b89ca4 (128)  No.126184>>126187 >>126188 >>126189

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LADS


1c59f1 (141)  No.126185

>>126183

dont want to use a needle but do want the massive surge of posting-power


b89ca4 (128)  No.126186>>126190 >>126191

>>126183

No I just like tacky, pimp and thug aesthetics tbh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126187>>126192

>>126184

lad hang yourself immediately


838640 (68)  No.126188

>>126184

based south america tbh

>>126178

>*administers PEDs by suppository syringe*

DON'T CHRIS BENOIT YOUR FAMILY


7c34ea (22)  No.126189>>126196

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a0183e (75)  No.126190>>126193

>>126186

Certainly you can find something that looks better, lad


1c59f1 (141)  No.126191>>126193

>>126186

>pimp and thug aesthetics

kek


b89ca4 (128)  No.126192>>126195

>>126187

Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito

Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto


b89ca4 (128)  No.126193>>126197

>>126190

I think I like them *because* they're trashy tho

>>126191

You can't change what you are tbh


901c5c (49)  No.126194>>126198 >>126202

File (hide): 71ee7341b0e18e7⋯.jpg (482.22 KB, 800x1013, 800:1013, IMG_8747.JPG) (h) (u)

>she's 5'3

I love her lads

Also I had a great video idea but it's 2 weeks until I'm st home and can make it ree. Unless I'm quick next week


1c59f1 (141)  No.126195

>>126192

no me importa, via al diablo


b89ca4 (128)  No.126196>>126206

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>>126189

LADDDDD

I quite like this one tbh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126197>>126204

>>126193

>cant change who you are

*vague screenplay plot for a sort of reverse my fair lady based on a wigga and a pagan forms*


a0183e (75)  No.126198>>126200 >>126205 >>126206

File (hide): 7cac2b00e1bdaed⋯.png (1000.9 KB, 1222x817, 1222:817, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>126194

what happened


b89ca4 (128)  No.126199

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THE SUUNNNNNN OF SAN SEBASTIAN WAS JUST TO HOT FOR ME


838640 (68)  No.126200

>>126198

huwhiteJewish woman ageing


3ab41a (5)  No.126201

>>125644

Me too tbh lad.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126202>>126203 >>126205

>>126194

lad i honestly reckon yoy should get on the next train back to dafty and never come back.


838640 (68)  No.126203>>126207

>>126202

kind of agree tbh


b89ca4 (128)  No.126204>>126207

>>126197

I like this idea tbh


901c5c (49)  No.126205>>126208 >>126211

>>126198

Hit the wall

I'd hate to be a woman. Imagine having only a decade of good looks

Truly a Doom has been laid upon the female sex tbh

>>126202

My shitposting is too potent huh?

We could back to talking about politics tbh but that's gay

*what do you think she has to do with it? Have I changed? I don't think I have tbh**


7c34ea (22)  No.126206

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>>126196

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>126198

Looks like she's had lip filler and botox. Yuck.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126207>>126209 >>126212

>>126203

>>126204

>tfw you didnt drop everything to spend your late teens with a foreign bird on the continent


901c5c (49)  No.126208

>>126205

>fucked up spoiler

Ah


901c5c (49)  No.126209>>126212 >>126213

>>126207

Fun fact

My uncle did exactly this and never came back

well a bit later than teens but you get the point


b89ca4 (128)  No.126210

hmmmmmmmmm


1c59f1 (141)  No.126211>>126232

>>126205

you definitely have the wrong end of the stick my dude - im saying its a potential adventure story that is far too good to pass up on. Id be fitting windows in germany by now if i was in your shoes my lad.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126212

>>126209

>>126207

blood runs deep lad


1c59f1 (141)  No.126213>>126232

>>126209

make your life a better story than his lad - the fact its come from a cambodian trap comparison site makes it too brilliant to ignore


b89ca4 (128)  No.126214>>126217 >>126221

I know this feel all too well tbh


a0183e (75)  No.126215>>126219

File (hide): 9d70a800723b5e0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.08 MB, 750x1125, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Dollimperium


3ab41a (5)  No.126216>>126220 >>126224

File (hide): 959ef43e71863ad⋯.jpg (14.25 KB, 200x300, 2:3, Redhead.jpg) (h) (u)

>>125656

I really like this young lady….


1c59f1 (141)  No.126217

>>126214

dehumanise yourself and blah blah blah


b89ca4 (128)  No.126218>>126222 >>126225 >>126228

I'm damaged lads


7c34ea (22)  No.126219

>>126215

Those spindly fingers creep me out.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126220

>>126216

she has atleast 30% too many FPSqI (freckles per square inch) for my taste


a0183e (75)  No.126221

File (hide): 3cefb5816a0ca53⋯.mp4 (1.67 MB, 540x360, 3:2, Truly become a monster dan….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>126214

who /monster/ here?


a0183e (75)  No.126222>>126226

>>126218

MUMMYYY SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE


3ab41a (5)  No.126223

>>125684

Slavs innit


b89ca4 (128)  No.126224

>>126216

Katherine McNamara. She is my favourite woman in the world, looks wise.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126225

>>126218

have a beechams and a cocodamol and youll be fine lad


1c59f1 (141)  No.126226

>>126222

nice mummy redemption trips chap


1c59f1 (141)  No.126227>>126234

File (hide): c34d3907c4a724d⋯.jpg (179.69 KB, 596x650, 298:325, 20170625_215735.jpg) (h) (u)


838640 (68)  No.126228>>126230

File (hide): 7c36e48a549e186⋯.jpg (80.41 KB, 652x737, 652:737, DDye9_iW0AEg-2F.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


a0183e (75)  No.126229>>126231 >>126232

File (hide): ad6f55559e3e971⋯.png (448.64 KB, 639x712, 639:712, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>tfw brother's gf is becoming fat immediately after having their first child

fucking hell


b89ca4 (128)  No.126230>>126235


838640 (68)  No.126231>>126236

>>126229

EATING FOR TWO IS A MEME


901c5c (49)  No.126232>>126240 >>126244

>>126211

I have a lot of things to ponder lad and things to discuss

But I intend to keep a clear head and not make any stupid decisions

>>126213

He's had a good life actually, lives comfortably in Prague with his Czech waifu

>>126229

Tell him to get her in line


a0183e (75)  No.126233

File (hide): 97d1cb04ba5e22f⋯.png (715.05 KB, 700x700, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


b89ca4 (128)  No.126234

>>126227

Congratulations my lad. I'm pretty sure you'll be rewarded on the other side for this


1c59f1 (141)  No.126235>>126238

>>126230

is this some sort of wierd new tumblresque poop-publishing persona of yours


a0183e (75)  No.126236>>126237

>>126231

Yeah, it's obvious that she doesn't have to try any more now that she's got him with a child


838640 (68)  No.126237

>>126236

based white women


b89ca4 (128)  No.126238

>>126235

Yes lad. You're not the only one who's shooting for big post numbers


a0183e (75)  No.126239>>126242 >>126243 >>126246 >>126253

File (hide): 4057957df2ad738⋯.png (581.08 KB, 645x869, 645:869, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): bc528795179ec5f⋯.png (296.83 KB, 640x426, 320:213, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*models colossus of Rhodes on David Cameron*


1c59f1 (141)  No.126240>>126253

>>126232

fair lad, but definitely just do it, thinking is for nerds

>uncle

>in prague

>czech wife

potentially potent data there lad


b89ca4 (128)  No.126241>>126247

What will come of a lad like me, in this harsh world


baae75 (22)  No.126242>>126245 >>126248

File (hide): bb60415f6e9e865⋯.jpg (53.51 KB, 627x732, 209:244, gabu smug.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126239

I wonder what would happen if you sailed under his loincloth and looked up.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126243

>>126239

4/1 says its going to have negro features

7/4 on a woman


838640 (68)  No.126244>>126253

>>126232

>He's had a good life actually, lives comfortably in Prague with his Czech waifu

>family has a history of slavperium

I understand the Dianaposting now


838640 (68)  No.126245


b89ca4 (128)  No.126246>>126249 >>126252

>>126239

And it's made entirely of concrete!


1c59f1 (141)  No.126247

>>126241

youll get chewed up and spat out you limp wristed dress wearing flower arranger


a0183e (75)  No.126248

>>126242

Maybe they'll make it a fountain as well.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126249>>126256

>>126246

not entirely, it will be rebar reinforced concrete and so contain a fraction of steel.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126250>>126254

LADS??


b89ca4 (128)  No.126251

WHICH ONE ARE YOU LADS??


a0183e (75)  No.126252>>126256

>>126246

That won't look too bad, right?


901c5c (49)  No.126253>>126257 >>126258

>>126239

Top kek lel

>>126240

In truth lad I'm simply trying to avoid the topic atm

It's something I'd need to talk about irl more

At the end of the day though I'm not going go running to some girl no matter what, she needs to be worth it

>data

Good luck gchq

>>126244

I'm already based evrasia lad

i hope there's more shury-mury


1c59f1 (141)  No.126254>>126256

>>126250

what sort of crap is this


a0183e (75)  No.126255

File (hide): 5e9b2dacc64114e⋯.png (738.22 KB, 640x853, 640:853, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Jesus was crossdressing when they nailed him to the cross


b89ca4 (128)  No.126256>>126259 >>126260

>>126254

MY PRO PENULTIMATE POST UNTIL (100) BABY

WOOOOOOO

>>126249

A good point. If it was made /entirely/ of concrete it'd be impressive.

>>126252

They don't tend to look good. Chinese do it a lot and the Spanish fucked up one of their cathedrals doing it.


838640 (68)  No.126257>>126273

>>126253

>shury-mury

It's over lads

Her 15 minutes are up


1c59f1 (141)  No.126258>>126273

>>126253

fair lad.

>wouldnt go running to some girl

thats no way to form an impressive life story lad, accountants do things like pass up a continental relocation because gau reasons

>good luck gchq

reeeeee im not a civil servant, but id sell them my dossier for 125BTC if mahmoud is interested


a0183e (75)  No.126259>>126268

>>126256

>They don't tend to look good. Chinese do it a lot and the Spanish fucked up one of their cathedrals doing it.

Have any pics, lad?


1c59f1 (141)  No.126260>>126268

>>126256

>pro penultimate

*assumes shrop cant count because illiterate countryfolk*


3ab41a (5)  No.126261

>>125928

Good lad.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126262>>126264 >>126273

>tfw you have to tell your grandkids that you left grandma in germany while you were busy being middle class


1c59f1 (141)  No.126263>>126264 >>126273

>granddad why arent there many photos of you and grandma from your teenage years?

>well Caractacus, i had an obligation to amass student debt that i just couldnt refuse


838640 (68)  No.126264>>126266

>>126263

>>126262

who are you quoting


3ab41a (5)  No.126265>>126273

Top top thread lads


1c59f1 (141)  No.126266>>126267

>>126264

its a future quote lad


838640 (68)  No.126267>>126269


b89ca4 (128)  No.126268>>126271

>>126259

No tbh

>>126260

Wait in my hurry to use a fancy word did I fuck up?

if (100) is the last and pro penultimate means 2 before the last then my (98) post is surely pro penultimate?


1c59f1 (141)  No.126269>>126273

>>126267

herts and dafties grandkids tbh.


a0183e (75)  No.126270>>126272

File (hide): 7f81e1d74d5e4de⋯.png (500.14 KB, 671x665, 671:665, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*disparages more than half the country*

Alan Partridge to return to BBC to be 'voice of hard Brexit'

>Steve Coogan's long-running comic creation Alan Partridge will be returning to the BBC in 2018, in a new series that will explore the spoof character's newfound role as "the voice of hard Brexit".

>The decision came about, Coogan has said, because he needed a logical reason for why the inept, low-achieving Partridge would be hired by the corporation in the first place.

>He also claimed that the easily-led presenter would be a natural Brexiteer.

>“Well, because he has got a show on the BBC, we have a problem, because we have to explain why he’s a failure, but that he has a show. The logic of what he is doing has to make sense," Coogan explained in a new interview.

>“It’s conceivable," he added, "because in this age of Brexit, they [the BBC] might think they need to get in touch with the ‘Little Englanders’ they ignore. Alan would have voted Brexit for sure. Hard Brexit, given the choice. He’s a Brexiteer because the Daily Mail told him to be."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/alan-partridge-return-bbc-voice-hard-brexit/

What's wrong with them?


1c59f1 (141)  No.126271>>126274

>>126268

no pro means after, pre means before


1c59f1 (141)  No.126272

>>126270

steve coogan the cokehead what a legend


901c5c (49)  No.126273>>126275

>>126257

I thought there'd be 5 episodes ree

>>126258

im well aware lad. But I'm a romantic, not a beta

ofc I'm not saying no, but I'm not saying yes

>>126262

>>126263

>son why do you want to move to Germany

>a far right terrorist called vanlad personally threatened me over the Internet mum I have to go now

>>126265

Thank you lad

>>126269

This thread is getting rather personal


b89ca4 (128)  No.126274>>126276


1c59f1 (141)  No.126275

>>126273

>far right

*alt right


1c59f1 (141)  No.126276>>126278

>>126274

well shiver me timbers


63e73b (46)  No.126277>>126278

>Tfw no film night


b89ca4 (128)  No.126278>>126279

>>126276

Dont you EVER mess with me again lad

>>126277

Tbh after all that shitposting I could use some cheese and a leg rest

22st laddddddddddddddddddd where's my movieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


a0183e (75)  No.126279>>126281 >>126284 >>126290

>>126278

Didn't seem like there was a consensus for one so I didn't get one ready tbh.


a0183e (75)  No.126280>>126290

I don't even have a film ahhh


1c59f1 (141)  No.126281

>>126279

im watching the romperstomper link you posted


a0183e (75)  No.126282

The film I started downloading when there was talk of it earlier still isn't encoded on cytu.be


63e73b (46)  No.126283

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*listens to this on repeat around the house*

I DON'T EXIST WHEN YOU DON'T SEE MEEEEEEEEEE


1c59f1 (141)  No.126284

>>126279

*skews votes*

there is now


838640 (68)  No.126285>>126288 >>126290 >>126303

File (hide): b86a3bd8bb41676⋯.jpg (108.53 KB, 600x900, 2:3, 1501265371335.jpg) (h) (u)

I'm out tbh lads

join the imperium


1c59f1 (141)  No.126286>>126293

File (hide): 227f27bb98be01f⋯.jpg (10.17 KB, 514x158, 257:79, Nestle-chocolates-munchies.jpg) (h) (u)

munchies>maltesers


901c5c (49)  No.126287>>126289 >>126291

File (hide): 87e7ef946b53a30⋯.jpg (21.01 KB, 602x258, 7:3, IMG_8701.JPG) (h) (u)

>22st's been so busy posting on /brit/ he didn't get a film ready

Whatever. Prequelkino is the only thing worth watching anywa


1c59f1 (141)  No.126288

>>126285

bang a slag for me lad


1c59f1 (141)  No.126289

>>126287

t. didnt approve of filmnight last time i checked


b89ca4 (128)  No.126290>>126292 >>126294 >>126295

>>126279

>>126280

Theres still time mon ami. My cheese can wait a little longer, but not too long.

>>126285

Sleep tight lad. I hope you don't get any unfortunate visits


a0183e (75)  No.126291>>126304

>>126287

Lad we didn't make a poll earlier in the week and as I said just now it takes fucking forever to encode one in google drive and even then it isn't sure I can play it if there is a copyright issue.


1c59f1 (141)  No.126292>>126297

>>126290

i think hes going out on the lash iirc


b89ca4 (128)  No.126293>>126296

>>126286

I really dislike those tbh. Those and rolos are the worst


838640 (68)  No.126294>>126297

>>126290

>Sleep tight lad. I hope you don't get any unfortunate visits

it's not sleep tbh


a0183e (75)  No.126295>>126297

>>126290

>Theres still time mon ami. My cheese can wait a little longer, but not too long.

What film though?


1c59f1 (141)  No.126296>>126298

>>126293

i bet you are a revelsfag tbh


b89ca4 (128)  No.126297>>126301

File (hide): 479507e9d8f048c⋯.png (27.13 KB, 630x497, 90:71, tbh.PNG) (h) (u)

>>126295

>pic related

>>126294

>>126292

Well holy hell. Clubbing???


b89ca4 (128)  No.126298>>126302

>>126296

There's literally NOTHING wrong with revels. There's a coffee one, a toffee one, one with raisin. It's got it all


1c59f1 (141)  No.126299>>126300

File (hide): 991eda32c21725a⋯.png (295.85 KB, 472x690, 236:345, c4f39e3031b40da7fd6dc08f70….png) (h) (u)


b89ca4 (128)  No.126300

>>126299

Whatever happened to burgo?


a0183e (75)  No.126301>>126307


1c59f1 (141)  No.126302>>126307

>>126298

I BLOODY KNEW IT


baae75 (22)  No.126303>>126305 >>126306

>>126285

Night night lad, watch out for fairies again. I admit that is a nice lass.


901c5c (49)  No.126304>>126306

>>126291

only joking lad. I'm actually glad there's no film, the thread doesn't die now


1c59f1 (141)  No.126305

File (hide): 14dc1082d9fa455⋯.jpg (348.24 KB, 937x1024, 937:1024, 20170804_221956.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126303

>that is a nice lass


a0183e (75)  No.126306>>126311 >>126325

>>126303

>I admit that is a nice lass.

Really?

>>126304

Didn't mean to snap, lad. Just feeling a bit frustrated tbh.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126307>>126310 >>126314

File (hide): 759e2091f5de4c7⋯.jpg (497.79 KB, 1817x1262, 1817:1262, chewits-strawberry-sweets.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 49bb7b4d518d34c⋯.jpg (104.03 KB, 500x500, 1:1, rainbowstripes2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126301

HE'LLLLLLLL YEAH

>>126302

Lad revels are a good sweet and you know it. That being said pics related are the real MVPs


a0183e (75)  No.126308>>126309

cytu.be doesn't work for me. Does it work for you?


b89ca4 (128)  No.126309>>126312

>>126308

password


1c59f1 (141)  No.126310>>126313 >>126314

>>126307

>rainbow belts

my nigga


901c5c (49)  No.126311

>>126306

It's ok lad I get it


d4a128 (49)  No.126312

>>126309

off now


b89ca4 (128)  No.126313

File (hide): 90c4b1a30824d63⋯.jpg (330.58 KB, 1024x671, 1024:671, Candy-House-Strawberry-Fiz….jpg) (h) (u)

>>126310

I love all fizzy gum sweets tbh. Just fuck my teeth up fam


1c59f1 (141)  No.126314>>126318

>>126307

>>126310

though infact these beauties are the deities of the gelatin sweet world


901c5c (49)  No.126315>>126317

File (hide): 391d7e5962e8be7⋯.png (250.04 KB, 1536x1146, 256:191, IMG_8748.PNG) (h) (u)

*steals rare Tony*

is it still stealing if it's consensual?


b89ca4 (128)  No.126316>>126317 >>126318

Oh hohohohoho


1c59f1 (141)  No.126317>>126322

>>126315

no thats a trade

>>126316

>sweets that taste like panda pop

kek lad


b89ca4 (128)  No.126318>>126321

CYTUBE IS UP AND ROLLINGGGG

LADSSSS MOVIE LADSSSS

>>126314

how do those compare to these

>>126316 ?

Cherry is my favourite flavour


d4a128 (49)  No.126319>>126320


b89ca4 (128)  No.126320

>>126319

Looks like it's time to make my cheese run


1c59f1 (141)  No.126321>>126333

File (hide): 727c21c477e0735⋯.jpg (42.46 KB, 385x385, 1:1, 91tWGQtAWqL._SX385_.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126318

they are more subtly cherry flavoured and more notoceably cola flavoured.

>fruit jellies


901c5c (49)  No.126322>>126324

File (hide): 4c8c0c48684f836⋯.png (752.31 KB, 741x767, 57:59, IMG_8659.PNG) (h) (u)

>>126317

But I didn't give her anything in return


1c59f1 (141)  No.126323

*wracks brain for memories of how high*

pork chops o chunky

weave master degree

three-day wearin nasty ass

we were gonna watch dances with wolves

nigga you are a wolf


1c59f1 (141)  No.126324>>126329

>>126322

thats still a trade lad.


baae75 (22)  No.126325>>126327

>>126306

She's pleasant enough. The muscles are cute.


5aa04b (2)  No.126326>>126328

You always bully me and hurt my FEELINGS when I just want to play.


d4a128 (49)  No.126327>>126334

>>126325

Hmm… of all the chinkies I find that kind of a weird choice


d4a128 (49)  No.126328>>126330

>>126326

been drinking, lad?


901c5c (49)  No.126329

>>126324

An exceedingly good trade then


5aa04b (2)  No.126330>>126332

>>126328

No lass, it is the truth smh

*runs away but falls over and you all laugh and throw rocks at me until I get up and run onto the bus and fumble my change and hold up the buss while you all laugh until eventually i escape the scene*


63e73b (46)  No.126331

>gets another excuse to buy camping gear

fuck i need a job


d4a128 (49)  No.126332

>>126330

smh you shouldn't relive such scenes


b89ca4 (128)  No.126333

>>126321

I'll take it tbh. So long as there's some jelly to it


baae75 (22)  No.126334>>126335

File (hide): 4de67378ccf3dd3⋯.jpg (147.05 KB, 850x1412, 425:706, __alice_cartelet_and_ellen….jpg) (h) (u)

>>126327

You probably prefer them normal and skinny, I don't blame you. I like the fit ones though not in the same way obviously.


d4a128 (49)  No.126335>>126339

>>126334

>prefer

Between the chinkies posted, I guess I do.

though not in the same way obviously.

What do you mean?


901c5c (49)  No.126336>>126337 >>126338 >>126339 >>126341

File (hide): c96f1d4d97b2e9e⋯.jpg (115.36 KB, 1536x654, 256:109, IMG_8746.JPG) (h) (u)

Time to go lads

Night night to all of my children


b89ca4 (128)  No.126337

>>126336

Night chum


d4a128 (49)  No.126338

>>126336

night lad


baae75 (22)  No.126339>>126340

>>126335

I mean that asian women aren't what I look for in a partner.

>>126336

Night night.


d4a128 (49)  No.126340

>>126339

>I mean that asian women aren't what I look for in a partner.

Yeah I thought so but wasn't sure.


63e73b (46)  No.126341

>>126336

night lad


d4a128 (49)  No.126342>>126343

Pembs never responded to my messages even when I spammed so I guess her internet is off… She has some drinks occasionally so maybe she's done it before and been fine, right?


baae75 (22)  No.126343>>126344

>>126342

We can only hope lad. Do you know if Pembs is a heavy drinker?


d4a128 (49)  No.126344>>126348

>>126343

Don't know about how much she'd drink, but she does end up getting drunk pretty easily because she's relatively small or because she doesn't tolerate it so well or both.

She should know they don't mix though. ahhhh


d4a128 (49)  No.126345>>126348

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


b89ca4 (128)  No.126346>>126347

Lads how high is actually redpilled AF


63e73b (46)  No.126347

>>126346

confirmed


baae75 (22)  No.126348>>126349

File (hide): adbe8a041fabbc3⋯.jpg (179.44 KB, 550x550, 1:1, smug angel.jpg) (h) (u)

>>126344

W-we'll find out eventually. Let's try not to panic.

>>126345

Aaaahhhhh~~


d4a128 (49)  No.126349

>>126348

>Aaaahhhhh~~

bububu~

>W-we'll find out eventually. Let's try not to panic.

Yeah.


baae75 (22)  No.126350>>126351 >>126352

File (hide): 4d92c1c0345308f⋯.jpg (261.06 KB, 920x577, 920:577, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….jpg) (h) (u)

Beddy byes now. I hope Pembs is okay when I wake up.


d4a128 (49)  No.126351

File (hide): 0c6511859967627⋯.png (23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png) (h) (u)

>>126350

Night lass


63e73b (46)  No.126352

>>126350

night

>Tfw pembs daterapes himself


63e73b (46)  No.126353>>126354

dead threddo


d4a128 (49)  No.126354


63e73b (46)  No.126355>>126356

decent film tbh


d4a128 (49)  No.126356>>126357 >>126358

>>126355

I'll make a proper poll next week tbh


b89ca4 (128)  No.126357>>126358 >>126360

>>126356

Just rewatch how high tbh


63e73b (46)  No.126358>>126359 >>126360

>>126356

>>126357

tbh it was much better than expected but maybe shrop and I are delirious


b89ca4 (128)  No.126359>>126360 >>126361

>>126358

No I'm definitely in my right mind. Tbh we should watch a cornetto next week


d4a128 (49)  No.126360>>126362

>>126357

>>126358

>>126359

poll decides tbh


63e73b (46)  No.126361

>>126359

i dunno i've seen all of them and you don't really need to watch them more than once *considers buying a sisters of mercy t shirt like Gary King*


b89ca4 (128)  No.126362

>>126360

pasito a pasito


b89ca4 (128)  No.126363>>126364

OH SHIT

THREADS RUNNING DRY


d4a128 (49)  No.126364>>126365 >>126367

>>126363

no rush lad, most people are asleep. You can make it if you want though, so people have a comfy thread to wake up to


b89ca4 (128)  No.126365>>126366

>>126364

Never made one before tbh. I think I'll refrain though. Otherwise it'll be a thread on niggaz and weed


d4a128 (49)  No.126366>>126375

>>126365

One thread will have to be the first tbh. Going to bed. Night lads


63e73b (46)  No.126367


b89ca4 (128)  No.126368>>126369 >>126370

File (hide): 902e68f39b915ea⋯.jpg (190.88 KB, 538x1515, 538:1515, 666a6953db4eefceb96f3af965….jpg) (h) (u)

Remember boys

The next times yous dicking yo bitch

aks her star sign so you can SAT IS FY her


63e73b (46)  No.126369>>126371

>>126368

Where do you find this shit?


63e73b (46)  No.126370

>>126368

also >cancer

kek


b89ca4 (128)  No.126371>>126372

>>126369

pinterest lad

it's a wonderful site


63e73b (46)  No.126372>>126373

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>126371

tbh lad tbh very interesting place, pretty sure that's a screen shot of a tumblr post


b89ca4 (128)  No.126373>>126374

>>126372

Probably I did use tumblr as one of the tags


63e73b (46)  No.126374>>126376

>>126373

dangerous


b89ca4 (128)  No.126375

>>126366

Night lad


b89ca4 (128)  No.126376>>126378

>>126374

hilarious*

this is where you find all the good shit


b89ca4 (128)  No.126377>>126378 >>126379

uggggggggggggggggggggg

begorrah

I'll make the next thread


63e73b (46)  No.126378

>>126376

>>126377

GOARN LAAAD


63e73b (46)  No.126379


63e73b (46)  No.126380

Alright it's up to me




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