f155ab No.122743
Moggmentum Tattoo Man: I Love Jacob
https://order-order.com/2017/07/31/moggmentum-tattoo-man-love-jacob/
>“I got it done at Limited Edition Tattoo in Doncaster. It cost £50 – I paid for it with a bonus from my previous job. I love Jacob because he stands for a lot of the same things as me philosophically, but he also has the integrity to not try and change his opinions to meet public opinion. He also stands for a very old caring kind of Conservatism that doesn’t support unlimited individualism but understands that the state has to take charge sometimes. I was in the Tories between 2008 and 2011 but left, I joined again last year just after Brexit. I understand that a lot of working class people actually share beliefs with Jacob and I reckon he could be the one to push into Labour heartlands like my town. Unfortunately I think I’m the only lad with one in Doncaster but who knows – maybe it will start a national trend?”
Brexit Cabinet Split: Fox and Johnson Deny Consensus Over EU Free Movement After 2019
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/31/fox-and-johnson-did-not-agree-to-tory-consensus-on-similar-eu-migration-after-brexit/
>The Foreign and International Trade Secretaries have denied claims there is a cabinet ‘consensus’ to maintain ‘similar’ levels of migration from the European Union (EU) during a two-year ‘transition’ period after Brexit.
>The claims appear to open a rift between senior Tories who backed and opposed Brexit, with the latter in favor of maintaining EU migration for years after the two-year Article 50 divorce period.
>Last week, Home Secretary Amber Rudd unveiled plans for the existing immigration regime to remain largely unchanged, supported by Chancellor Phillip Hammond.
British, Belgian Royals Mark WWI Battle Centenary in Ypres
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/31/pics-british-belgian-royals-mark-wwi-battle-centenary-in-ypres/
>Britain’s Prince William and his wife, Kate, on Sunday joined Belgian royals and relatives of soldiers who fought in the Battle of Passchendaele to mark 100 years since the offensive that became a symbol of war’s senselessness began.
More than half a million Allied and German troops were killed or wounded in the World War I battle in western Belgium, also known as the Third Battle of Ypres. >The Allied campaign, fought by British and Commonwealth forces from July to November 1917 in swampy, rain-pummeled battlefields that turned to liquid mud, ended up barely moving the front line against the Germans.
>William spoke at the Menin Gate Memorial in Ypres, a monument etched with the names of tens of thousands of soldiers killed in the months-long battle whose remains were never recovered or did not receive proper burials.
London Bridge Terrorist May Have Radicalised Young Children at School Where he Taught
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/31/london-bridge-terrorist-radicalised-young-children-school-taught/
>New details have emerged about London Bridge terror group ringleader Khuram Butt, the 27-year-old Islamist who was shot dead by police in June, which reveals him as a proselytising radical who used positions of trust to recruit young Muslims.
>Terrorist Khuram Butt led fellow Islamists Rachid Redouane and Youssef Zaghba in their attack on London bridge, in which they drove a hire van into pedestrians before disembarking and charging Friday-night revellers with knives while wearing fake suicide vests. They killed eight, and injured 48 before being killed by a police armed response unit.
>A new report by Britain’s Mail on Sunday reveals Butt’s Islamist activities extended beyond his deadly attack, and apparently influenced his teaching at an East London Muslim school, and his work at a nearby Muslim gym where he worked as a trainer and met his fellow attackers.
dc50f4 No.122745
He'll yeah
>>122742
No problem my good man.
I'm sure you got it but just for the sake of clarity I meant planting those seeds, drying the herbs and making teas or powders out of them
904bff No.122746
71467d No.122747
2f7d3e No.122750
>>122743
God what the fuck
da311c No.122751
>>122745
yeah dont worry i got it lad
dc50f4 No.122752
>>122749
Oh fantastic. So the wort really worked for you?
dc0455 No.122753
>>122752
I feel I have a lot more ups now.
dc50f4 No.122754
>>122753
This is good progress. Soon you'll be running around the streets with your dick in your hand
2f7d3e No.122756
>>122755
You have to go back
dc50f4 No.122757
I wanna rewatch drake and josh lads
Why tf is kennan and kel on netflix but D&J isn't?
27a831 No.122758
>>122757
>tfw no gaming sphere
dc0455 No.122759
>>122754
I'd have to have some drugs not recommended to me to start doing that
27a831 No.122761
flats are so cheap in pembroke dock I could probably get one
27a831 No.122762
shame it's chav central smh
27a831 No.122763
>>122760
moonbathing is redpilled
dc0455 No.122764
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27a831 No.122765
>>122764
>knew what it was before clicking
dc50f4 No.122766
>>122758
IT'S SPHERICAL
>>122759
Sounds like that one's coming next BRUV-AH
>>122760
Pale, blue-eyed with black hair and red lipstick is the GOAT combo tbh
It's a shame this bird resembles more of a dog than a lady
2f7d3e No.122767
>>122761
How would you pay for it, lass?
dc0455 No.122768
2f7d3e No.122769
>>122766
The only GOAT tier gf is extinct tbh
dc50f4 No.122770
>>122769
For creatures with such strong brows, you'd expect better eyebrows
2f7d3e No.122771
>>122770
I guess we can't really know what their eyebrows were like. We do know they were thicc at least
27a831 No.122772
>>122767
I could probably make decent money boosting if I got serious about it
>>122768
I would never do that lad.. offended
27a831 No.122773
2f7d3e No.122774
>>122772
Really? How decent?
dc0455 No.122775
2f7d3e No.122776
dc0455 No.122778
File: 2a5b6777c3591b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 141.19 KB, 850x1280, 85:128, DAuEO67UMAA5pS_.jpg large.jpg)
>>122777
I've never understood why "The Young Turks" would be a group of faggots in the way that they are
2f7d3e No.122780
>>122778
What do you mean?
dc0455 No.122781
>>122780
Disregard that. I thought Ataturk was a Young Turk, the real young turks were faggots
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Turks
27a831 No.122782
>>122774
hm £10 an hour if you mostly win probably, but the price goes up the higher they want to be booster, a real job would be better but I mean it's playing vidya for money :^) out of practice anyway kinda doubt I could get to that level again smh
dc0455 No.122783
>>122772
>>122782
Wait what's boosting
2f7d3e No.122784
>>122782
Wouldn't want to move out if I wasn't sure I'd get paid tbh
27a831 No.122785
>>122783
it's similar to chaturbate
>>122784
what do you mean lad? I think you get paid straight up
ahhhhh I wanna bee freeeee
dc0455 No.122786
>>122785
So you would be selling your body?
2f7d3e No.122787
>>122785
>what do you mean lad? I think you get paid straight up
but do you know you'll always have work?
b19d76 No.122788
>>122764
If I join the imperium, can you link me to some premium amateur/homemade White on Asian porn? Asking for a friend
dc0455 No.122789
File: 7dbc8761a67777a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 114.31 KB, 980x1404, 245:351, DAv4e6aWsAAw7uu.jpg large.jpg)
>>122788
You know I can't post porn
27a831 No.122790
>>122786
it's still insulting you'd assume I would smh..
>>122787
mm not really, it took a while to get the first orders in but I think people wait to see how trustworthy I am, have to build up their trust before they give me their disposable incum. I guess it's still risky, would be better to have a wageslave to live with and use that for extra moneys
2f7d3e No.122792
>>122790
> would be better to have a wageslave to live with and use that for extra moneys
Kek. The tradNEETlyfe
>>122791
>tinsk someone he knows is making them about him
TOP KEK
dc0455 No.122793
>>122790
Seriously what are you doing? I don't fully understand
27a831 No.122794
>>122792
it would be so comfyyyy
>>122793
dumbos pay people to get them higher on the leaderboards in some games and it's something I've managed before so maybe I can do it as a job
it's not exactly contributing to society but ..
dc50f4 No.122795
Alright lads I'm off out to go imbibe some poisons. Ta ta !
27a831 No.122796
da311c No.122797
dc0455 No.122798
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2f7d3e No.122799
>>122795
Later, lad
>Antelopeboy
f155ab No.122800
>tfw gran tells you you're not just a pretty face
cc5a1c No.122801
>>122798
You've posted that one before.
dc0455 No.122802
File: ae6749889582b0f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 95.39 KB, 640x905, 128:181, DA8VtnjXkAIhRmI.jpg large.jpg)
>>122801
I post a lot of them multiple times tbh
cc5a1c No.122803
>>122802
Get more then. Variety is the spice of life.
2f7d3e No.122804
>>122800
Doesn't that mean she thought you were "just" that up to now?
dc0455 No.122805
File: 82d7c9718e7fca3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.7 KB, 1000x751, 1000:751, DBQx8QQV0AA9qcz.jpg large.jpg)
>>122803
I have favourites, my folder has about 3k images tbh
>>122800
THICKO
f155ab No.122806
>>122804
Someone always finds a way to make me feel bad after a compliment smh.
>>122805
Don't bully me.
2f7d3e No.122807
>>122806
>Someone always finds a way to make me feel bad after a compliment smh.
J-just banter
2b92d1 No.122808
got a ceramic folding knife lads, reckon im on a watch list now?
2f7d3e No.122809
>>122808
sounds dangerous, lad. What do you need it for?
2b92d1 No.122810
>>122809
just like knives tbh lad.
da311c No.122812
dc0455 No.122813
>>122806
>Don't bully me.
I had nothing better to respond to your post with
2f7d3e No.122814
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>122811
speaking of current year man, he spent 22 minutes bullying Alex Jones smh
>>122810
that's not reason enough, lad…
cc5a1c No.122815
>>122808
Considering that they're purchasable on Amazon I'd say you're good, although you should bin it to be on the safe side.
2b92d1 No.122817
>>122814
>not a reason enough
reeeeee this isnt quite brave new world yet lad, let me have my pokey things.
>>122815
good point. this ones under 3 inches and doesnt lock so ill be carrying it everywhere.
cc5a1c No.122819
>>122817
>getting a folding blade under 3" that isn't a Swiss Army Knife
Why?
69de37 No.122820
>Wasted another whole day playing EU4
>Once again my historical accuracy autism plays up when random shit starts happening
>Get raped by Spain
>Or France
>Or fucking PORTUGAL
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY AM I WASTING MY LIFEWITH THIS SHIT!?
Also, "gamers" are the most awful and obnoxious people on Earth who think their shitty little toys matter at all.
2f7d3e No.122821
>>122820
Are you an involuntary NEET, lad?
f155ab No.122822
>>122807
I've been away from /brit/ for so long that I let my guard down and couldn't handle the banter, reeeeee.
2b92d1 No.122823
>>122819
>swiss army knife
very useful except the blade, dont like stainless steel tbqh. I like big thick blades for work and proper sharp steel blade for relaxing - its neither of those things.
69de37 No.122824
>>122821
I chose NEETdom, or perhaps it chose me? I-I can s-stop being a N-NEET any t-time though
69de37 No.122825
I LOVE BUMBUMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2f7d3e No.122826
>>122824
You were studying something, weren't you?
>>122822
Good thing I did it then, you'll have to slowly build up your defenses before going back there.
69de37 No.122827
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69de37 No.122828
>>122826
Yeah, I finish next month smh
f155ab No.122829
>>122826
Thanks lad, I didn't think of it like that. We'll need to be strong if we ever have to recolonize /brit/.
dc0455 No.122830
File: f5923fc1f99b442⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 101.02 KB, 1120x659, 1120:659, DBZwhYyUwAAIlxq.jpg large.jpg)
>>122829
If you want to recolonise /brit/ it might be a good idea to STOP POSTING GAY ANIME
2f7d3e No.122831
>>122828
what will you do then, lad?
2f7d3e No.122832
>>122829
went on a raid last night tbh
27a831 No.122833
>>122830
/brit/ has to lighten up eventually lad
69de37 No.122834
>>122831
No idea smh
Probably just look for a shite job and keep looking until I find one that i like best tbh. I have a few mates who can help me out if I fail smh
dc0455 No.122835
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2f7d3e No.122836
>>122834
Goodlad. Wish I had guidance earlier in life instead of being told I could do anything tbh. What you studied isn't any use?
>>122833
lewd shirt smh
cc5a1c No.122837
>>122832
Aren't you just inviting them to raid here in retaliation? ;-)
69de37 No.122838
>>122836
>What you studied isn't any use?
Everytime I tell people what I study they are always quite impressed but it has no obvious practical applications smh
Might try and get a job in the financial sector tbh smh
You not worked since the bread days lad?
35276d No.122839
>>122838
is that bum 18+ lad?
dc0455 No.122840
>>122839
TheNonceNonceKing
27a831 No.122841
>>122836
>tfw don't know how to read and just use text to speech for imageboards
and I thought it was just a cute picture smh
dc0455 No.122842
>>122841
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
2f7d3e No.122843
>>122837
Kek, I'm not much of a raider tbh. More like a visitor. Your implication is one of the reasons I don't like raids tbh. The golden rule
>>122838
>Everytime I tell people what I study they are always quite impressed but it has no obvious practical applications smh
Yeah, always thought you seemed pretty smart tbh. No homo
>Might try and get a job in the financial sector tbh smh
Anything wrong with that? Aside from being a wagie
>You not worked since the bread days lad?
No. I regret quitting. I wish I had stuck with it and gotten better. Maybe I'd eventually feel better too and I'd earn money.
>>122841
top kek
69de37 No.122844
>>122839
Who cares? If she has an arse, developed features and tits she is a woman tbh
>>122843
>Anything wrong with that? Aside from being a wagie
Not really, just don't want the bullies to call me a jew smh, ultimate aim is to own my own business then I can get daft without worrying about being fired smh You're quite smart yourself tbh, I'm sure you'll find something someday tbf
Even if not my mummy is a permaneet and makes loads from the dole tbh it's not a bad option tbh
35276d No.122846
universal suffrage was a mistake
2f7d3e No.122847
>>122844
would be a dream for me but I don't see it happening. Not really a leader either. I'd be happy with anything I could live on that I don't hate too much… going to continue with the "therapy" tomorrow, apparently my doctor says it's the only thing that can " fix "me. At least I'm getting some 1 on 1 conversations with a psychologist in addition to that.
f155ab No.122848
>>122830
It's not gay lad, Astolfo is pure saxon so /brit/ should love him.
>>122832
You're a brave lad, I admire you.
>>122833
Nice shirt lass.
cc5a1c No.122849
>>122846
It worked well enough until they gave women, but even if women weren't allowed to vote there'd be some men that would vote for their gf/wife. Luckily I don't have that problem. :-)
35276d No.122850
>>122849
>dont have that problem
dont know if gay, mgotw or abusive husband
2f7d3e No.122851
>>122849
>somethingelse
who?
35276d No.122852
>get back to the fucktruck
>go to plug phone in
>charger end is red hot, melted through a bag when i threw it
>take it back to the paki shop i bought it from
>wont give me a refund because i threw the box away
>end up buying another charger because he threw in a free special brew
damn you pakiman you win this round
904bff No.122853
>>122781
Enver Pasha wasn't too bad, man died in battle fighting for what he believed in.
71467d No.122854
>>122847
>>122844
you could always join the Brythonic Association of Dafty Business ("BAD Business")
904bff No.122855
>>122852
they've learnt your weakness
27a831 No.122856
cc5a1c No.122857
>>122850
Nobody knows.
>>122851
Me.
2f7d3e No.122858
>>122854
I'll join once you have everything set up. A big mansion with a comfy community
35276d No.122859
>>122857
>somethingelse
>nobody knows
is this your thing? international anon of mystery?
dc0455 No.122860
>>122849
Do you mean you're single?
95c63a No.122861
dc0455 No.122863
File: 493101b17181f5e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 155.91 KB, 827x912, 827:912, DEamuSoUQAAW0a0.jpg large.jpg)
>>122861
he's been taken off air for the time being
/brit/ are panicking over it
cc5a1c No.122864
>>122859
No, I'm from movie night, only now I'm posting too. :-)
>>122860
Obviously.
35276d No.122865
>>122863
id wager the hebrews are at fault for this
2f7d3e No.122866
>>122863
had no idea, what's going on?
cc5a1c No.122867
>>122866
He's taking a "break". Don't worry though, he'll be back.
f155ab No.122868
>>122856
Here's another nice shirt for you.
>>122863
>>122866
They're panicking over nothing tbh. He said he was going to have a short holiday from doing the show last week.
95c63a No.122869
>>122863
ahhhhhhhh fuck forgot
7th august or something?
71467d No.122870
>when your beard hair is long enough to hang pens from
it was the high point of college tbh
904bff No.122872
35276d No.122873
>>122864
oh ok lad, nice to meet you, are you a turk?
2f7d3e No.122874
>>122868
ahhh cover up those shirts
71467d No.122875
>>122872
one time the pooinloo-nigger mystermeat guy who taught business studies didn't bother to come but we were stuck in the classroom so I attached all of my pens to my beard in boredom and had a good laugh like an autist
cc5a1c No.122876
>>122873
No, why would I be a Turk?
904bff No.122877
>>122875
I didn't read that as pens tbh.
35276d No.122878
>>122876
dunno just checking tbh
71467d No.122879
>>122877
…
ready for more coe yet btw?
904bff No.122880
>>122879
in a bit lad probably
cc5a1c No.122881
>>122878
Rather racist tbh
da311c No.122882
>>122879
>>122880
>coe
what did you mean by this?
71467d No.122883
>>122873
nice edgeworld posting
>>122882
Conquest of Elysium 4, a comfy turn based multiplayer video game, http://store.steampowered.com/app/403950/
da311c No.122884
904bff No.122885
da311c No.122886
>>122885
bideo bames are for beta losers and thats why i play them so much
2f7d3e No.122887
>they finally took the bait
71467d No.122888
>>122886
>>122884
you could always join usss
27a831 No.122889
>We're sorry, but we’re experiencing some technical issues with the replacement cards and PINs service. Please call us on x
AHHHH PLEASE NO I HATE PHONES
da311c No.122890
>>122887
move over golden one, there's a new savior of Sweden
>>122888 (checked)
thanks lad, but im ok tbh
cc5a1c No.122891
>>122888
It's £18.99. That's too expensive.
27a831 No.122892
>>122887
hahaaaah he's great
35276d No.122893
>>122881
true, im not an angry nativist, smh.
35276d No.122894
>>122889
tell them youre deaf lass
35276d No.122895
cc5a1c No.122896
>>122893
Perhaps it is you that is the Turk then?
>>122889
You sure it won't just be an automated service with a nice lady computer voice?
35276d No.122897
>>122896
ahh the old reverse-turk manouvere, touchè lad
2f7d3e No.122898
Why did they pick this symbol?
71467d No.122899
>>122898
muh sparta
check em
2f7d3e No.122900
Manlet here.
Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to tall men: they needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what they traded for those things (or the lanklets just raped them).
But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And shoe science has made being tall totally unnecessary; we can just buy the shboes (with our superior earnings) and have it clearly appear that we are within the range of six feet.
Women are naturally more attracted to 5'5-5'8 men. Who wouldn't be? We can be buff as fuck with minimal effort in the gym, while lanklets struggle to gain muscle and are forced to shrink their balls and destroy their fertility with roidz. We're more aesthetic for film and TV work because our proportions work better on screen. And we know how to please women like no tall man ever could. Manlet sex can last for hours.
Every day more and more "heightist" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of tall men act as our designated CEOs and lightbulb changers, and the rest of you lanklet losers are eunuchs designated for homosexual fashion modelling exclusively. Deal with it.
35276d No.122901
>>122898
looks like halflife
904bff No.122903
>>122888 (checked)
I'll be ready in roughly 5 mins or so, that good?
35276d No.122904
904bff No.122905
>>122901
It's a different way of drawing a lambda
>>122898
The Spartans defended the west at Thermopylae
71467d No.122906
>>122903
sounds good, will be in disc
cc5a1c No.122907
>>122897
Don't worry, I'm rather partial to the odd kebab every now and then. :-)
>>122900
Imagine being over 5'8" and being too tall to fit through doorways at castles or in old houses. That'd be really embarrassing.
dc0455 No.122908
File: f96659a94beb2d0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 36.24 KB, 500x661, 500:661, f96659a94beb2d0d0e2f2a4dbf….jpg)
>visit /brit/
>leave hating white women even more
2f7d3e No.122909
>>122905
>The Spartans defended the west at Thermopylae
Oh, right
2f7d3e No.122911
>>122908
What did they do now?
71467d No.122912
>fig rolls from a freshly opened packet
dc0455 No.122913
>>122911
Single mothers going to turkey as sex tourists, taking their children with them
2f7d3e No.122914
>>122913
fucking disgusting. If only everybody felt that way smh
dc0455 No.122915
>banned from /brit/ for insulting white women
wew
f40bbb No.122916
Can 22st Welsh faggot put an end to this circuitous flirtation and fuck Neo already?
Christ on a bike
cc5a1c No.122917
>>122915
You were asking for it tbh
35276d No.122918
>>122916
>not watching the gripping 3d anime that this will they / wont they has become
dc0455 No.122919
>>122917
I mean yeah, but I think most of it was justified
f40bbb No.122920
2f7d3e No.122921
>>122916
Leave me alone, lad. I just got back yesterday smh
9b415d No.122923
>>122743
>>A new report by Britain’s Mail on Sunday reveals Butt’s Islamist activities extended beyond his deadly attack, and apparently influenced his teaching at an East London Muslim school, and his work at a nearby Muslim gym where he worked as a trainer and met his fellow attackers.
NOT REAL ISLAM
dc0455 No.122924
f40bbb No.122925
>>122922
i reckon you'd fuck him tbh
27a831 No.122926
>>122916
yeah gosh it's really taking ages haha
f155ab No.122927
>>122923
>his name was Butt
I've only realised this, wew.
>>122924
>>122925
L-lads pls, this is highly inappropriate behavior.
f40bbb No.122928
We should also find a nice chinky lass for Imperium lad
9b415d No.122929
>>122927
>his name was Butt
>the Welsh call each other Butt
Was he arelad?
cc5a1c No.122930
>>122928
That sounds more feasible.
>>122929
*arselad
f40bbb No.122931
>>122927
you like to read his posts imagining how sweet his Welsh accent is, don't you?
it gets you proper moist
f40bbb No.122933
>>122930
>That sounds more feasible.
a nice hooker will do the job
2f7d3e No.122934
>>122931
I think that's you, lad…
dc0455 No.122936
File: 58ac7ef6333e921⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 95.16 KB, 640x852, 160:213, 58ac7ef6333e921f35a36b0bdf….jpg)
>>122933
im not a massive fan of this theory
f40bbb No.122937
>>122936
Alright then … see two
2f7d3e No.122939
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH GOLDEN LION OF THE NORTH
35276d No.122940
>>122928
me and shrop lad will get him a prozzy tbh.
cc5a1c No.122943
>>122942
Nice but a tad pricey.
da311c No.122944
>>122939
>GAINS KITCHEN
>GAINS
>Cake full of sugar
>>122942
smh bit expensive lad
2f7d3e No.122945
>>122941
Our Deerboi is better tbh. Been a while since I have watched him. Just your usual "skeptic" isn't he?
35276d No.122946
>>122943
>pricey
not hugely tbh, sub £100 for most of them.
35276d No.122947
>>122944
>expensive
reeeeeee no they arent, they last years.
2f7d3e No.122948
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
No point watching this debate, but holy shit Cenk keeps attacking the audience.
9b415d No.122949
>when our lads make up a couple of stories they get called forgers, but when the Jews do it they get given a country with a superpower for a vassal
2f7d3e No.122951
>>122950
the orange looks bad tbh
cc5a1c No.122952
>>122946
>£100
I'm not made of money.
35276d No.122953
>>122951
matches my trousers tbh
da311c No.122954
dc0455 No.122955
File: 633c7ce35d14be5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.4 KB, 956x1145, 956:1145, 633c7ce35d14be530b8a04c6ca….jpg)
f40bbb No.122956
>>122955
*nods approvingly*
2f7d3e No.122957
>>122953
you need some camouflage trousers, lad
cc5a1c No.122958
>>122950
I prefer shoes like these tbh:
35276d No.122959
>>122952
>spending less than £80 on boots
>ever
let me give you a quick rundown on the vimes theory of boots:
the thing is good boots last for years and years. A man who can afford fifty dollars has a pair of boots that'll still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who can only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and will still have wet feet.
35276d No.122960
>>122957
nah already have a tommy-esque dpm jacket, dont want to look like a walter mittym
35276d No.122961
>>122958
>not wearing steel toe caps everywhere
lad
f40bbb No.122962
>>122953
i'm guessing you work in construction
how are the eastern euros?
35276d No.122963
>>122962
yes, but i wear the trousers out and about tbh.
35276d No.122964
>>122962
the eastern euros can be alright, they are incredibly tight knit if theres more than some unknown critical density of slavicness on a site.
2f7d3e No.122965
>>122960
What would Varg say, lad?
35276d No.122966
35276d No.122968
>>122965
probably something about are ancestors wearing clothing that was inherently camouflaged or some other shit, then ask me if i want to buy a cd or his books
35276d No.122969
2f7d3e No.122970
dc0455 No.122971
>>122965
"stop seeing prostitutes"
9b415d No.122973
>>122959
I wish I'd received this wisdom sooner. My shoes always break within 2 years.
35276d No.122974
>>122973
thank the sadly deceased sir terry pratchett tbh lad, he passed me the knowledge as a wee lad.
dc0455 No.122975
File: 86cd458b630c1dc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.22 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, DBzIaq0UMAIJMOW.jpg large.jpg)
>>122973
the chinks have a phrase, 一分錢一分貨
35276d No.122976
>>122975
*attempts to crack the rice rune code*
x a b , x a c
pay for
buy the
get the
buy the something, buy the (something worse)
35276d No.122977
>>122976
buy it cheap, buy it twice?
dc0455 No.122978
>>122976
one penny spent one penny returned
(you get what you pay for)
35276d No.122979
35276d No.122980
>>122978
also
>using rice runage when you couldve used perfect anglais instead
dc0455 No.122981
File: c9ad9c4f45094ba⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 43.38 KB, 500x645, 100:129, DCbX-KvUIAA3ybz.jpg large.jpg)
I say that but I bought a £200 coat for £50 last week
da311c No.122983
>>122981
how'd you get it do cheap?* post it fam
35276d No.122984
>>122983
coatposting is best posting
illegal spoiler-reading and rude (You)ing is second best posting
f40bbb No.122985
>>122964
i know a bloke who said a polish crane driver got caught off his head on drugs … he got thrown off site
plus the way they work is dangerous
dc0455 No.122986
>>122983
based TK Maxx
I can't find a picture of it online, and I don't have the lighting for a good photo at this point.
35276d No.122987
>>122985
they do work dangerously tbh, saw a lad fall off a ladder onto a stack of plasterboard, and another 2 lads drinking tennents at 10am on the same site. smh. ruined it for all us lads that like a lunchtime pint of bitter.
9b415d No.122988
>>122974
But how will I know if expensive shoes are actually worth it and I'm not just being ripped off? One pair I bought costed £80 which I thought was a lot and they were fucked before the year was up. Fucking positive price elasticity smh
dc0455 No.122990
File: 72000620e6b1cb3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 120.15 KB, 1115x1672, 1115:1672, DCcfU9uUMAAJD-P.jpg large.jpg)
>>122989
She looks like a charred Uma Thurman
9b415d No.122991
da311c No.122992
>>122984
i agreeSTOP READING MY FUCKING SPOILERS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>122986
oh fair enough, tk maxx is pretty good tbh
>>122990
this tbh
2f7d3e No.122993
35276d No.122994
>>122988
anything with a reputation for sturdiness lad. doc martens, timberland, any reasonable looking hiking boot etcetera. real leather is normally a safe bet, or buy steel toe trainers or whatever, they are much sturdier than normal trainers.
dc0455 No.122995
found it lads
I don't know why you'd ever wear it with shorts
35276d No.122996
>>122995
are you planning on shooting up a school?
35276d No.122997
>>122995
>shorts
no they aint nigga
f155ab No.122998
>>122995
That whole get up screams autism or sex pest.
35276d No.122999
9b415d No.123000
>>122994
>any reasonable looking hiking boot
I swear that's the only thing I buy, I'm probably being getting rused into buying shit shoes pretending to be hiking boots. Might go for work boots next time.
>>122995
>it's a flasherpaedo coat
Can't say I'm surprised.
da311c No.123001
>>122995
loooks comfy. Its the kind of thing 3 kids would all wear to try and sneak into a cinema
>>122998
>sex pest
projection
dc0455 No.123002
>heavy rain outside
comfy tbh
>>122996
It's not leather or black and chinky women love coats like that tbh
>>122998
You know all about the sex pest getup
You're not supposed to do up the coat, or put your hands in the pockets
35276d No.123003
>>123001
>3 kids
top fucking kek lad
35276d No.123004
>>123000
do you buy memie modern looking boots or ones like actual hikers wear?
9b415d No.123005
>>123002
>You're not supposed to do up the coat
I cannot fathom paying £200 for a coat you don't even do up tbh
>or put your hands in the pockets
Pockets included only as an optional extra to satisfy the rapists, gotcha.
35276d No.123006
>>123002
still looks like you are planning on concealing weapons for use in a mass public slaughter tbqh fam.
dc0455 No.123007
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i regret sharing that information now
dc0455 No.123008
=KAY'S ACTUALLY USING SEASONING
35276d No.123009
>>123005
> £200 for a coat
now we're talking
dc0455 No.123010
27a831 No.123011
>>123007
>>123008
thanks lad
>>123010
KEK it's the whole gang
9b415d No.123013
>>123004
>memie modern looking boots
Must be, but I have no idea what modern looking boots are. I just get boots from the boots section of the outdoorsy shops smh
>>123010
>somebody went around England on google maps looking for are Kay
wew
35276d No.123014
>>123011
lad:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170731090828.htm
>A new study reveals a dampened physiological response to stress in chronic cannabis users. This is the first study to examine the effects of acute stress on salivary cortisol levels in chronic cannabis users compared to non-users.
f155ab No.123015
>>123007
>I'm gonna put these in for about half an hour
>which is thirty minutes if you don't understand
She doesn't have very high expectations of her audience.
9b415d No.123016
>>123007
Is she boiling minced beef in water?
dc0455 No.123017
>>123015
Look, she's probably only just learned what half an hour is
35276d No.123018
>>123015
dont you think its projection of people she knows? maybe some deeply common or LOCAL folk dont know thats what it means.
dc0455 No.123019
Now that she's learned seasoning, I wonder if she will develop the technique of not boiling your mincemeat.
35276d No.123020
this new usb cable is pretty sweet tbh lads its flat instead of round.
da311c No.123021
27a831 No.123022
>>123014
we feel less stress? that's sounds good at least haha
27a831 No.123023
>>123019
it's traditional Yorkshire technique
2f7d3e No.123024
>>123019
boilet mincemeat makes me fucking sick. Weird how different it is
35276d No.123025
>>123022
yeah, its like a rubbish booby-prize superpower to make up for all the negatives of it
9b415d No.123026
>>123024
What if it's boiled in tomatoes, onions and paprika? smh I guess we really do need immigrants to show us how to food.
35276d No.123027
>>123021
thanks lad, ill be sure to keep you updated with exclusive up-to-the-minute news of my usb situation
27a831 No.123028
2f7d3e No.123029
>>123026
Doesn't sound like something I'd like. I guess it's different from when you just boil the meat on its own.
9b415d No.123030
>>123029
It's bolognese lad, but I guess you fry it first
da311c No.123031
dc0455 No.123032
File: fe0b84dfe3ca129⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 224.72 KB, 1152x2048, 9:16, DBeFNneVYAAGZTi.jpg large.jpg)
>>123026
whypepo think bolognese too spicy smh s
2f7d3e No.123033
>>123030
yeah I don't like bolognese even though I've never tasted it
dc0455 No.123034
File: bfd2db74bdc0ef1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 211.77 KB, 1372x2029, 1372:2029, DB07duCW0AAc4rW.jpg large.jpg)
2f7d3e No.123035
da311c No.123036
>>123033
then how do you know?
2f7d3e No.123037
>>123036
I don't. I probably won't like it though.
da311c No.123038
27a831 No.123039
>>123033
smh we'll have to make you some to try
dc0455 No.123040
File: 5a768227536df77⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.8 KB, 666x1000, 333:500, DAiLDjfXgAA2azQ.jpg large.jpg)
>>123039
this is being added to the list of things that other posters have to be forced to try
f155ab No.123041
>>123040
What did he mean by this.
27a831 No.123042
>>123041
what else is on there?
2f7d3e No.123044
>>123039
Can't make me, lass
>>123041
that you can't have sexual preferences until you've tried it all
27a831 No.123045
f155ab No.123046
Here it is lads, the silver bullet that will finally beat the progressive democratic nazis once and for all.
What Hitler Learned from the Democrats
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/07/31/dinesh-dsouza-hitler-learned-democrats/
>The real fascists, however, knew that they were on the political left. Mussolini—the original fascist leader, who came to power a decade before Hitler—was a Marxist who saw fascism as the most effective way to implement socialism. Hitler was so committed to socialism that he changed the name of the German Workers Party to the National Socialist German Workers Party. As historian Anthony James Gregor points out, all the original founders of fascism—in Italy, in Germany, in England and in France—were socialists and leftists.
>So what did Hitler learn from the Democratic Party and from his fellow leftists in America? First, he credited his plan of lebensraum or “living space”—specifically, his plan to forcibly seize the land in Russia, Poland and Eastern Europe, and enslave the native inhabitants—to the Jacksonian Democrats. In a 1928 speech, Hitler noted that Americans in the Jacksonian Era had “gunned down the millions of Redskins to a few hundred thousand, and now keep the modest remnant under observation in a cage.”
>The second lesson Hitler learned from the Democrats was how to create a racist state. The Nazis believed they were creating the world’s first racist regime, but they soon discovered that the Democrats of the American South had—at least on the regional level—beaten them to it. Consequently, Hitler and the Nazis derived valuable lessons about how to implement discriminatory laws. “It was with the passage of the Nuremberg Laws in 1935,” historian George Fredrickson writes, “that Germany became a full-fledged racist regime. American laws were the main precedents for such legislation.”
>Hitler also appealed to the racially exclusionary provisions of U.S. immigration laws, specifically the 1924 Immigration Act that had been pushed by American progressives as a model of enlightened eugenic legislation. “There is today one state,” Hitler noted, “in which at least weak beginning toward a better conception are noticeable. Of course it is not our German Republic but the American union. By refusing immigration on principle to elements in poor health, by simply excluding certain races from naturalization, it professes in slow beginnings a view which is peculiar to the Volkish state concept.”
>Third, Hitler learned from progressive sterilization laws that had been enacted in America through the influence of activists like Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood. “I have studied with great interest the laws of several American states concerning prevention of reproduction by people whose progeny would in all probability be of no value or be injurious to the racial stock.”
>This is the disgraceful legacy of the Democratic left. Scholars and media pundits who know this history are deeply frightened by it. They realize that if young people discover it, if it comes to become widely known, then the whole progressive Democratic project will be discredited. No longer will progressives be able to pose as the part of the good, the true and the beautiful; on the contrary, they will be exposed as a partly complicit in racism, mass murder and genocide.
dc0455 No.123047
>>123046
i cant believt hat the democarts werte the real nasis all algon
2f7d3e No.123048
>>123046
Top kek
>they're the real racist/Nazis
THAT HAS NEVER FAILED US BEFORE
f155ab No.123049
Why didn't the Americans vote for that far left racist nazi Hillary Clinton? She would be enforcing mandatory abortions for minorities right now if it was her turn.
2f7d3e No.123050
>>123049
The Jews tricked them smh
dc0455 No.123051
>>123049
trump was the based centrist all along
904bff No.123052
7f6491 No.123053
>>123050
Why is his suit unbuttoned?
da311c No.123054
27a831 No.123055
>>123053
it's dog whistle to the alt-right
904bff No.123056
>>123054
Noooooooooooooo tbh I should but
da311c No.123057
>>123056
yeah lad you should, you've earned it
904bff No.123058
da311c No.123059
>>123058
what did you get?
904bff No.123060
>>123059
still deciding, looking at camping stuff and such since I've been camping a lot recently
da311c No.123061
>>123060
sounds like a good investment considering you go camping so much
904bff No.123063
dc0455 No.123064
File: 194c7132fc1de33⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 333.72 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, DD4frFRUIAASwDA.jpg large.jpg)
904bff No.123065
>>123061
yeah I think it will be, and I can use the more durable clothing whilst working with vanlad, annoyed at myself for letting some really high quality work trousers escape me earlier this year
da311c No.123067
da311c No.123068
>>123065
then dont make that mistake again lad
904bff No.123069
dc0455 No.123070
File: 7e43ef8f76b731e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 64.22 KB, 1080x882, 60:49, DE9OaQQXUAALgvR.jpg large.jpg)
night lads
join the imperium
904bff No.123071
da311c No.123072
2f7d3e No.123073
904bff No.123074
2f7d3e No.123075
da311c No.123077
da311c No.123078
904bff No.123079
2f7d3e No.123080
27a831 No.123081
2f7d3e No.123082
6b0ba2 No.123083
>>122898
It's from Sparta. Spartans chose it to represent a mountain close to their city.
Spartans defended their city, Generation ID defend Europe.
03c5d3 No.123084
morning shift representing
626cb0 No.123085
03c5d3 No.123086
>>123085
alright lad, thought you might have died from delayed complications of the global city tbh.
626cb0 No.123087
>>123086
I should have checked in. I took a week off from the Internet to plan some things out. What have you been up to? Had much work on?
03c5d3 No.123088
>>123087
fair enough lad. Yeah, too busy tbh, just want to have a lie in, kek.
>planning stuff
a walking holiday?
626cb0 No.123090
>>123088
>a walking holiday?
No but I still want that to happen tbh.
I was mostly developing a concept for a new product line. I made some good progress I think.
>>123089
Morning.
626cb0 No.123091
>Peter Sweden (cuck) claims Anne Marie Waters fed his dox to Hope Not Hate
>States he has information on 'her' that could finish 'her' political career (which he will release in retaliation if he can find the key to his chastity device).
Why must everything deteriorate into such puerility? I want, nay I demand a NEW MACHINE and an end to spy’s, androgynous degenerates and cucks.
2855e2 No.123092
I've stayed up all night watching i carly. still drunk. GOOOOOOOID morning boys
cc5a1c No.123093
Good morning everybody.
>>123092
Sounds like a well spent night.
a67164 No.123094
cc5a1c No.123096
>>123095
BASED TRANNY
Sounds like it is getting boobies. ;-)
626cb0 No.123097
>>123095
‘SRS’ sends a shudder down my spine. A literal shudder just at the thought of it! Fake breasts, bone shaving and mare urine are one thing but mutilating ones genitals into a permanent wound that you fight to keep from healing is just abominable.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
626cb0 No.123098
I have the heebie-jeebies
71467d No.123099
>>123098
do you always feel like
somebody's waatching yoouuu
they are
626cb0 No.123100
>>123099
I have all the cameras and mic ports in my house covered and duped. There is nothing I can do about the multidirectional camera that peers right into my living room (based surveillance state keeping us safe) but I don’t often use that room other than to eat at the dining table.
WHO IS WATCHING ME?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
9b415d No.123101
>>123040
>tfw no Imperial state to force me to have sex with a chinky lass
>>123100
>multidirectional camera that peers right into my living room
Fuck me lad, where do you live?
904bff No.123103
>>123099
I HAVE A PHOBIA THAT SOMEONE'S ALWAYS THERE
FEAAAAAAAAAAAAR OF THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>Akira 35th Anniversary Box Set comes out in October
fuck.
71467d No.123104
>>123103
that's the robot one right?
want to do some CoE if I can figure out how to open ports? avoiding responsibilities today tbh
626cb0 No.123105
>>123101
My town has always had an abnormally high amount of CCTV. I do not know why. Smh.
I suppose it serves a function in serious crimes but when it comes to matters like theft the Police just NFA the case if they cant get a confession rather than go though the hassle of retrieving footage. They are waaaaaay to underfunded to utilise surveillance tools properly. Other than that it is just there to try and spoop people into behaving.
904bff No.123106
>>123104
Lad it's one of the best manga ever created. And uh maybe more CoE if you know what you're doing, I've got some stuff to do today tbh.
71467d No.123107
>>123106
I've heard of it, not watched yet though.
Just trying to open ports now if you want a quick test.
71467d No.123108
>>123107
>>123106
wahey, I think it's working
I can host myself now
f8fa10 No.123109
File: 71242be81878f2b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.89 KB, 998x1452, 499:726, C_YEYqJXYAAzK2r.jpg large.jpg)
a67164 No.123110
>18 year old cornish lifeboat lassie
i think im in love lads
4204c1 No.123111
>you finally got the stuff and guts to run away from home like a big boy but then mummy says she'll make salmon steaks on friday
I TOLD YOU THOUSAND TIMES I GO CAMPING YOU WICKED WHORE
9b415d No.123112
>>123111
Take the salmon with you, cook in the forest or wherever.
4204c1 No.123113
>>123112
i already got my food prepared and yes raw salmon is on the list as well i just hope i don't set the next forest on fire. but the point is that mummy doesn't want me to grow over myself and keeps me down, manipulating me with my weaknesses.
i don't even mind blue steaks tbh.
626cb0 No.123114
>>123110
That’s a fine choice of wife.
>tfw no qt Cornish lifeboat bf to firebomb overpriced fish restaurants with
9b415d No.123115
>>123113
>blue fish steaks
The Russians will stop at nothing in their quest to corrupt us.
626cb0 No.123116
a67164 No.123117
>>123114
>tfw no monogomaous relationship based on seperatism and a shared hatred of outsiders
626cb0 No.123118
>>123117
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Why!
a67164 No.123119
>>123113
>manipulating you with your weakness
…
626cb0 No.123120
Tbh I had a qt delivery lass the other day. A local RPG store turned into a takeaway (with game themed food, pretty lame). She worked for them when they were still a game store.
>tfw need to work out how to obtain gf who will play complicated board games with me.
f8fa10 No.123121
Why do you all have controlling mothers wew
2f7d3e No.123122
Morning, lads
>>123095
THE GAY COMMUNITY
He was really against lopping it off so I guess it isn't that, but still against it tbh.
>>123110
Won't she kill you when your DNA test comes back not 100% Cornish?
>>123111
Top kek. Just eat it raw and be on your way, lass.
>>123121
You should show us your report on our posters and their mothers tbh.
a67164 No.123123
>>123121
probably write a dissertation on that alone tbh lad
f8fa10 No.123124
>>123122
>You should show us your report on our posters and their mothers tbh.
That would be violating the Official Secrets Act
2855e2 No.123125
>>123093
make yourself known poster, your name is unfamiliar to me
>>123094
mash potatoes my man
f155ab No.123126
>>123122
>trans conservatives
2f7d3e No.123127
>>123124
Give it to me in Bongo Bongo Land, lad. I can keep secrets.
f8fa10 No.123128
2f7d3e No.123129
>>123126
The Republicans and tories would certainly accept him with open arms.
4204c1 No.123130
>>123115
i don't know what you mean
>>123119
i don't know what you mean
>>123121
nah I'm just joking my mum's ok just bit mad i won't be around
f155ab No.123131
I wish I had a based trans conservative best friend so that we could BTFO liberal bigots IRL.
cc5a1c No.123132
>>123125
Movie night, innit.
>>123121
Because I can't afford to move out so I have to be a good boy or I'll be living on the streets.
f8fa10 No.123133
don't the yids love salmon
4204c1 No.123135
>>123132
>Movie night, innit.
doesn't tell me anything
>>123131
you really don't trust me
0edd4e No.123136
>>123095
Do trannies keep their prostate gland so they can still get off on being fucked in the arse, or do they take out all those internal bits too?
626cb0 No.123137
>>123134
Gosh, I don’t think I have seen an Imperium giraffe lass before.
2f7d3e No.123138
>>123131
>no Muslim gay black trans friend that I could point to whenever people call me islamophobic, homophobic, racist or transphobic
f8fa10 No.123139
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>>123134
glad you saw the light
4204c1 No.123140
>>123133
i think it's popular among ny jews for whatever reason
2f7d3e No.123141
>>123136
Some do remove it. I guess they would prefer to get fucked in their wound.
>>123139
Kek. Just joking, lad
cc5a1c No.123142
>>123135
What should it tell?
>>123136
>do trannies keep their prostate gland
Obviously, otherwise they'd all be chucking themselves in front of trains after realising they can't have meaningful coitus with their holes.
9b415d No.123143
>>123140
>Israel has a lot of coastline
>but yids don't eat seafood
Such a waste smh
0edd4e No.123144
Serious question, how do they turn penises into vaginas with functioning clits?
And exactly how mad would you have to be to want that done to you?
I've heard some trannies don't go full vagina, they just have a pretend one made, that has no hole for fucking, but do have a clit. They get fucked in the arse as they are used to.
Apparently having a full vagina made can be quite risky, as it involves making a hole into the body where there wasn't one before.
They're all fucking freaks tbh.
2f7d3e No.123145
>>123136
Some do remove it. I guess they would prefer to get fucked in their wound.
>>123139
Kek. Just joking, lad
>>123137
It's from her white DNA
9b415d No.123146
>>123144
>how do they turn penises into vaginas with functioning clits?
Pretty sure they don't. But if you really want you can probably watch footage of the procedure on youtube.
4204c1 No.123147
>>123142
i just wanna know who you are and where you from nigga
0edd4e No.123148
>>123142
> otherwise they'd all be chucking themselves in front of trains after realising they can't have meaningful coitus with their holes.
Lots of them do kill themselves, about 40% I think. Even after surgery.
If they keep the prostate, where does the juice it make go? Prostate makes precum, I think.
71467d No.123149
>>123135
>>123147
don't read my spoilers you fucks
he may be a 4chan immigrant from britfeel because pembs kept inviting them to the film nights even though they're all neo-tier or worse aahhhhh
f8fa10 No.123150
>>123148
how do they piss? probably the same place as that
3bcf12 No.123151
>>123147
fuck who you know, where you from, my nigga?
2f7d3e No.123152
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>>123144
They don't. There is an example in this video. Yes, youtube allows it.
>Apparently having a full vagina made can be quite risky, as it involves making a hole into the body where there wasn't one before.
It is risky, and it is also a hole that has to be kept from healing. Must be really risky even after the surgery as it is a literal wound.
cc5a1c No.123153
>>123139
Is it only pure-breeds that meet your standards or do you allow for half-casts?
0edd4e No.123154
>>123146
>Pretty sure they don't
They had a tranny on "Embarrassing Bodies", the C4 tv show.
She had a vagina made out of her penis, with a "functioning" clit, but the vagina had no hole, it was just decoration. The tranny didn't want the "deep" work done, and presumably was used to being fucked in the arse so wanted to carry on doing that.
Such wonderfully normal people tbh.
a67164 No.123155
>>123122
no lad shes a cornish seperatist not a cornish supremacist, dont be a bigot.
f8fa10 No.123156
>>123153
hafu lasses are accepted and encouraged
0edd4e No.123157
>>123152
Knowledge that there are only two genders, and the rest are all mentally illnesses, intensifies.
4204c1 No.123158
>>123149
>/beitfeel/ are neo-tier
news to me
>>123151
lad…
cc5a1c No.123159
>>123147
Don't we all though?
>>123149
I'll read your spoilers all I want
I'm not from that foul place
>>123156
I can get on board with that.
2855e2 No.123160
>>123144
when they invert your penis, they cut off a small section of your glans and thread it out at the top. so it looks vaguely like a clit
2f7d3e No.123161
>>123149
This is the first I've heard of this. Pembs is encouraging our displacement by the importation of people from 3rd world boards?
71467d No.123162
>>123158
they were tremendous faggots is what I mean
>>123159
rude tbh
good
>>123161
"the solution to declining viewership"
ethnic replacement tbh
9b415d No.123163
>>123154
>She had a vagina made out of her penis, with a "functioning" clit
Probably repurpose the head of the penis to make it. I wouldn't call that a functioning clitoris tbh but I guess that's as close as you can get.
4204c1 No.123164
>>123159
why do you have to get philosophical with me, you don't want to tell?
what board did you come from?
cc5a1c No.123165
>>123152
I've never seen a titty up close but I know they're not meant to look like that.
And if vaginas look like that then I'd rather be gay
4204c1 No.123166
>>123162
how were they that? what did they do?
2855e2 No.123167
>>123164
>>123159
what movie did you watch with us hombre
9b415d No.123168
>>123152
I don't know what the fuck I was expecting but I clicked on it anyway out of morbid curiosity.
cc5a1c No.123169
>>123164
There's not much to tell honestly.
>>123167
Been watching for past few weeks using the same name. My favourite so far has been The Rise.
71467d No.123170
I think there's a resurgence of immigration because at this point in time Newbrit has not yet learned how to be multicultural, and I think we're going be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Newbrit has not yet learned how to be multicultural. Newbrit is not going to be the monolithic society that it once was in the last year. 4channers are going to be at the center of that. It's a huge transformation for Newbrit to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode, and 4channers will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role, and without that transformation, Newbrit will not survive.
>>123166
typical "ironic" gayism and general shittery
2f7d3e No.123171
>>123169
The Rise?
>>123165
Vaginas are vaginas tbh
>>123168
That's not even the worst result I've seen. You'd think they'd at least try to make it look better. It looks botched.
cc5a1c No.123172
>>123162
We watch the films the locals don't want to watch.
2855e2 No.123173
tbh lads throwing up seems to solve all problems
>>123169
oh, i think i remember you for one of them. welcome aboard partner
9b415d No.123174
>Looks amazing! just like mine and I was born with one!
wew
>>123165
They don't look great or anything but they don't look like that.
2f7d3e No.123175
>>123170
> But without that leading role, and without that transformation, Newbrit will not survive.
True. LET THEM ALL IN. We need them to make the posts we don't want to make.
cc5a1c No.123176
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>>123171
The one about Adolf.
>>123173
Thanks for having me m80.
4204c1 No.123177
2f7d3e No.123178
>>123174
>Looks amazing! just like mine and I was born with one!
Top kek. Vaginas confirmed literal wounds.
>>123176
>The one about Adolf.
Ah yes. Loved it too. Been a while ago but we enjoyed "Look who's back" with Hitler as well.
2855e2 No.123179
904bff No.123181
904bff No.123182
Argh my mum went through all my fucking stuff goddamnit and found my bayonets and doesn't want me to have them smh tbh.
cc5a1c No.123183
>>123182
I hope she binned them.
2f7d3e No.123184
>>123182
Fucking hell. I'd never let my mummy take my stuff from me.
904bff No.123185
>>123184
I've told her if she simply doesn't trust me then she should take my car keys as well as my car is far more dangerous than those knives would ever be
9837b8 No.123186
>>123161
lad it's the only way, we need the hybrid vigour that their shitposting can add to ours
>>123162
one of them was a yank smh
>>123170
we just care about the future of the imageboardian race
2f7d3e No.123187
>>123185
soon your house will be without anything you could kill somebone with.
4204c1 No.123188
>>123182
yo loverboy any tunez today?
71467d No.123189
>>123178
that reminds me
>>123181
I have no knowledge of this poster tbh
>>123182
it's your property
take it back
2f7d3e No.123190
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
904bff No.123191
>>123188
Nah sorry b gotta sort out stuff at home no tunes today
9b415d No.123192
>>123182
Sad to hear lad. Something happened after 1945 that made owning weapons, even vintage ones, unthinkable. It's probably connected with all the other things that are wrong.
>>123187
>she throws out the kitchen knives and DIY tools as well
2f7d3e No.123193
>>123189
Aww that's so cute. Top kek
626cb0 No.123194
>>123190
Is one of them Imperium?
9b415d No.123195
>>123190
>take BBC3 off the telly
>now they can put whatever the fuck they like on it and nobody complains because nobody watches it
2f7d3e No.123196
>>123194
They do exist, so maybe
2f7d3e No.123198
>>123192
>Sad to hear lad. Something happened after 1945 that made owning weapons, even vintage ones, unthinkable. It's probably connected with all the other things that are wrong.
Know who used kitchen utensils…? That's right
f155ab No.123199
>>123186
I like the way you think lass. We might fix this board yet.
cc5a1c No.123200
>>123196
That's barely a hijab, let alone a shawl that good girls wear to church.
2f7d3e No.123201
>>123186
>lad it's the only way, we need the hybrid vigour that their shitposting can add to ours
That's a compelling argument
626cb0 No.123202
>>123196
<Do you appreciate British values?
>I have fish & chips
Every single time. I loathe these people beyond measure.
f8fa10 No.123203
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626cb0 No.123204
2f7d3e No.123205
>>123204
it really is all about the food
9b415d No.123206
>>123202
Is this how the Irish feel when foreigners claim to be Irish because they drink Guinness?
2f7d3e No.123207
When are we getting "what not to say to a nationalist"?
904bff No.123209
>>123197
sorry babe maybe I'll be on next weak.
626cb0 No.123210
>>123206
I don’t know. Do people accuse Guinness of being the single identifier of Irish culture? At least they have leprechauns.
2f7d3e No.123211
>>123208
DON'T
call me sinister
2f7d3e No.123212
>>123211
DON'T
call me Nazi
9b415d No.123213
Of course I'm British, I love Doctor Who.
9837b8 No.123214
>>123199
>>123201
join me and we will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine
DONT be a bigot
>>123208
>HAHAHA look at the stupid bigot racist talking about ray guns lmao he's so dumb
>turns out he was saying rape gangs and he was proven right
>radio silence
ahhh that whole thing makes me mad
9b415d No.123215
>>123123
I neglected to acknowledge these nice repeating numbers.
>>123214
I always feel a bit sad when I remember the muslamic reagans guy. It's convenient how quickly everybody forgot about him.
2f7d3e No.123216
>>123213
Why did our greatest allies betray us?
>>123214
Top kek. That video.
>turns out he was saying rape gangs and he was proven right
Oh…. I had no idea don't think I've actually seen the video
7985b3 No.123217
7985b3 No.123218
>>123202
id like them more if they started chanting
>2 world wars and one world cup
or something
f8fa10 No.123219
does anyone actually buy shower gels or is that entire industry fuelled by people who don't know what to get men for their birthdays/christmases
71467d No.123220
>>123217
top kek
>>123219
I think you're right tbh
Socks, shower gel and spray deodorants
cc5a1c No.123221
>>123219
What do you use to clean yourself and smell nice? If you don't use Lynx, you won't attract the ladies.
9b415d No.123223
>>123216
Certainly not like Portugal to bully muslims.
4204c1 No.123224
>>123219
the girls use it so they assume why wouldn't you
9837b8 No.123225
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>>123215
he just wanted his country back smh
>>123216
the whole of the left took the piss out of him for it and used it to reinforce their stereotype that all nationalists are dumb. he may have been a little slow and not known the right terms but his heart was in the right place smh .. they probably chose to interview him for that reason.
>Brit family
wew
904bff No.123226
4204c1 No.123227
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
the future of America, you're looking at it
f8fa10 No.123228
>>123221
Despite never actually buying shower gels, I still always seem to have at least one bottle of it in the house. But I prefer to just use bar soap and a flannel tbh
2f7d3e No.123229
>>123225
That's sad.
>people are angry but they can't explain why
>he explains it
It's almost as if they went in not actually wanting them to say why they're angry roo
71467d No.123230
Hamstler stores cake in his cheek pouches and watches 60 million rats get gassed after innocently waking into the poison chambers on the promise of free fondue parties
Colourized photo, 1939
9b415d No.123231
>>123229
It's a standard media trick by now. See some people are upset, find a person who looks funny, show everyone this guy, claim he doesn't know what he's talking about when he does. Even better if he has a strong accent so hoity toity RP-speakers can feel superior to him for that too.
626cb0 No.123232
>>123223
Whenever I despair at the state of some of our own I read The Stranger by Kipling tbh.
71467d No.123233
>>123226
time for coe yet lad?
the autist is ready
904bff No.123234
>>123233
Not sure, I need to go shopping soon maybe
9837b8 No.123235
to do: write a to-do list
71467d No.123236
>>123234
server's going up now if you want to get a bit of time in
904bff No.123237
9837b8 No.123238
>>123229
>>123231
it's sad but we can take some solace in the fact that he was vindicated right?
2f7d3e No.123239
>>123230
>Hamstler
Beautiful
>>123235
Goodlass
>>123231
yeah, feel like I see it every day.
>tfw country polls consistently 70% against immigration but all you need an audience member on QT to remind everybody how migration is great and necessary and that racists are dumb to end the discussion
9837b8 No.123240
>>123238
then again maybe it would have been better if he was wrong
f8fa10 No.123242
>>123241
>blocked in windmill-land
ffs
9b415d No.123243
>>123232
*reads it*
Wow racist much? It's a nice poem, I like it when they're clear and unambiguous like that.
cc5a1c No.123244
>>123241
Chester took the ultimate red pill because now he's with Hitler in Hell.
9b415d No.123245
>>123241
>AMV
>Nazi Germany archive footage
Is this a meme? If not it should be.
2f7d3e No.123246
>>123245
I think it's highly ironic. he's just remembering the lad who hanged himself
9837b8 No.123247
>>123242
probably blocked in most of mainland europe knowing them
d184bf No.123248
>>123247
had to switch to a yank identity because YES blocked it too
2f7d3e No.123249
>actually interested in seeing what Rageafterstorm is like now
Guess the drama might work in her favour if she comes back wew
2f7d3e No.123250
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH MW: HOW THE ADL UNITES US
2f7d3e No.123251
Just pushed a tablet down my cat's throat. Am I the bad guy?
d184bf No.123252
>>123251
depends on the tablet
2f7d3e No.123253
>>123252
oestrogenJoke, prednisolone for a cyst or whatever
27a831 No.123254
>call Paypal to unlock my account so I can do a bunch of other things
>put on hold for half an hour after searching about for details to give to the robut
>when the real person comes on I had to give the bank number that's on my PC but it restarted
>had to wait 10 mins for it to turn on and freaked out that they'd hang up on me
>had to go on hold again for 10 minutes
>finally get to the part where it can be sorted out
>account is locked because it's literally £2 in the negative
>have to pay it back using my card
>card was destroyed in the wash a week ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh based phones
4204c1 No.123255
>>123251
our cat pops pills as well, she has cat cancer or something except nothing fatal or deadly, she had an operation done to remove some bump on her chest.
2f7d3e No.123258
>>123254
God. I can feel your pain, lass
>>123255
Mine's been under the knife too but for something else. Medicine was all she needed for this tbh.
>>123256
what?
2f7d3e No.123259
0edd4e No.123260
>>123212
Dangerous rise of the Far Right tbh.
27a831 No.123261
>>123257
lmao
>>123258
poor kitteh also reminded of that pic
5fc305 No.123262
>Tfw have to take my cat to the cattery
d184bf No.123263
>tfw have to take my bat to the battery
9b415d No.123266
7985b3 No.123268
27a831 No.123269
>>123267
now they have to pay the consequence of receiving more warnings!
dc50f4 No.123270
I MAKE MY RETURN
Okay I'm finally sober and safe in my bed. I'm feeling about 90%, not bad at all.
How we doing boys?
904bff No.123271
>>123270
Hi lad what did you get up to?
7985b3 No.123272
>>123270
>finally sober and safe
what happened lad? sounds good.
2f7d3e No.123273
>>123269
Exactly, kek. So dumb.
>>123270
What are these deerbois, lad? Also why are you in bed?
dc50f4 No.123275
>>123271
>>123272
Had a lot of fun tbh.
Started off by drinking some cider, followed with beer pong. Went outside, smoked some cigarettes and a small portion of a certain peaceful erb. Once we were all buzzed we span some bottles and snogged a fit possibly jewish bird. Has some frisky semi penetrative fun with a butter face. After that we watched Icarly and drake & josh until like 5 when we decided to sleep. Woke up at 8 and the fit bird made me a tasty omelette. Chilled with me mate in the empty house for a bit and here I am now.
Oh and I threw up at some point so I'm feeling very refreshed.
It should be noted that any minute now I will be eating carrot soup and a roast beef sandwich. So essentially, I'm a massive degenerate but I'm in a good mood.
You lads been up to much?
>>123273
I collected some a few weeks back when I was making my druid folder. The poses they're pulling always makes me chuckle.
9b415d No.123276
>>123269
Surely they could cut off their Eurobennies?
f155ab No.123277
Zyklon Ben is aping 22st now.
7985b3 No.123278
>>123275
wew sounds like a top night lad. Not really, just been at work, not due back to the pussy wagon until 7pm, smh.
7985b3 No.123279
>second day of trouble at hertfordshire gaol
>havent seen herts for 2 days
ummm lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-40789332
27a831 No.123280
>>123274
actually don't understand his gripe with frozen food, it seems like a meme. how does the water expanding into ice change the flavour? guess I don't have a sophisticated palette like him
>>123275
isn't beer pong a yank thing? never seen it here, not that I'm against it though it's probably fun
>>123276
that'd probably risk a Polexit, they only like the EU because they get so much out of it
>>123277
top kek that's pretty good, thought it was real until I saw his dick said god
>>123279
deer leader has begun the purges..
7985b3 No.123281
>>123280
>how does the water expanding into ice change the flavour
the same way ice is used with bud to make hash - the water ice crystals rupture the plant/animal cells and release the internal chemicals.
27a831 No.123282
>>123281
huh well that makes sense, thanks lad
27a831 No.123283
hey I found this cool thing if anyone was ever into these old games but couldn't play after EA shut down the servers a while ago, has it's own community servers running to keep the games alive ok thank you
https://battlelog.co/
https://bl2142.co/
904bff No.123284
>>123283
Oh I used to play that, until my PC fucking melted
d184bf No.123285
>>123283
>tfw no bf1942 revival
2f7d3e No.123286
Cat's been hunting again. I thought the mouse was dead, it was just playing dead.
2f7d3e No.123287
Then the cat played a bit with it but got bored…
2f7d3e No.123288
And then another cat came along…
mouse escaped, and I thought it had a happy ending… but
2f7d3e No.123289
>>123288
I didn't see it, but my dad said he saw a hedgehog with a mouse in its mouth run off. This is not that hedgehog though, as it was eating some cherries that had fallen on the ground. It's probably one of the things that attracts them
7985b3 No.123290
>tom and jerry: cymru capers
9b415d No.123291
>>123277
>pizzagate
Huh? Was Trump implicated in that?
2f7d3e No.123292
I didn't know hedgehoggies ate mice, but apparently they can
d184bf No.123293
>>123291
Ben had one drawn up for Clinton and then Trump won
2f7d3e No.123294
>>123277
Top kek. he's learning
7985b3 No.123295
>>123292
>cannibal spike-hamsters
reeeeee
27a831 No.123296
>>123286
>>123287
>>123288
>>123289
being a mouse must be a hard life especially when the country is full of FOREIGN BEATS
27a831 No.123297
2f7d3e No.123298
>>123297
>>123296
>tfw the humans sides with the cats and throws the mouse on the cat's back
9b415d No.123299
>news comes on
>"and then, the couple who plan to visit every train station in the country"
Slow news day or anything to report bad things that are happening?
c874cb No.123300
>>123292
I’ll never forget the first time I saw a chicken eat a mouse. I was most shocked.
d184bf No.123301
>>123299
news always finishes with a lighthearted non-story
904bff No.123302
>>123292
Deer and cows also eat mice as well
904bff No.123303
>>123296
*dubstep drives the mice away*
f155ab No.123304
Taxpayers Spend Millions Funding Welsh Trade Union Pilgrims
https://order-order.com/2017/08/01/taxpayers-spend-millions-funding-welsh-trade-union-pilgrims/
>Welsh trade union ‘pilgrims’ are costing the taxpayer more than £2 million per year, an investigation reveals today. Public sector workers on ‘facilities time’ (paid time-off taken by trade union officers to carry out union duties) are employed by almost every one of the 38 public bodies in Wales. Around 80 such officers across Wales are employed full-time, working a total of 2,978 hours per week – at a cost of approximately £2.1 million a year. An additional 153 officers are employed on a part-time basis to carry out trade union roles. If each member of part time staff worked just one day a week on union ‘facilities time’ it would cost the taxpayer an additional £1.03 million.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH THOSE ARE SAXON BENNIES
d184bf No.123305
>>123304
based eternal taff
27a831 No.123306
>>123298
what happens when you do that?
>>123303
kek
>>123304
who /smug/ here?
2f7d3e No.123307
>tfw no hentai porn shirt
2f7d3e No.123308
>>123306
>what happens when you do that?
Nothing. Cat was bored of the mouse as it was playing dead.
d184bf No.123309
2f7d3e No.123310
>>123304
We're just taking back our trees, but in paper form, lass
27a831 No.123311
>>123307
he looks good in it tbh..
>>123308
smh good ;(
2f7d3e No.123312
>>123311
>he looks good in it tbh..
Good thing you're a lass or that would've been gay tbh
dc50f4 No.123313
>>123278
Sounds like a wholesome and pure day then lad. What's going on at 7pm, are you putting the scratch card cash to use?
>>123280
I think it is yeah. It's a fun game though, I recommend.
>>123307
This lads mid section is tiny. He should eat more tbh
2f7d3e No.123314
>>123313
Might be a trap or cuteboi tbh. Apparently the lass with the heart eyes on the shirt is a trap.
d184bf No.123315
>>123313
>This lads mid section is tiny. He should eat more tbh
Everyone who likes anime is gay, so he's probably a faggot who's going for that look
7985b3 No.123316
>>123313
not tonight lad smh, only getting back at 7pm, probably wont be at the pub until 8 or 9. ahhhhh fucking traffic tbh.
dc50f4 No.123317
>>123314
That is probably likely actually, with those clothes.
>>123315
You like imperium and not anime lad?
d184bf No.123318
>>123317
>You like imperium and not anime lad?
I don't think I've ever watched an anime
27a831 No.123319
>>123313
yeah so slender damn
>I think it is yeah. It's a fun game though, I recommend.
one day
>>123315
baseless falsehood
7985b3 No.123320
>>123317
>he likes imperium but not anime
he also likes marmite tbh, the lad has several redeeming features to balance the racemixing
d184bf No.123321
>>123319
>baseless falsehood
People who like anime in these threads
-you
-neo
-22st
7985b3 No.123322
>>123321
dont forget
-anprim
-wessex?
904bff No.123324
I think I've found the ultimate hipster backpack…
7985b3 No.123326
904bff No.123327
>>123324
Behold, obscure Finnish hiking/hunting backpack from the 50s.
d184bf No.123328
>>123326
thread is going to die while people skew the get in the meta thread i'm looking at you pembs
904bff No.123329
>>123328
*butchers get again*
7985b3 No.123330
>>123327
>practical
>sturdy
>not pretentious
sir i dare say you have incorrectly labelled this fine piece of gentlemans outdoorswear as hipster-esque.
27a831 No.123331
>>123321
>>123322
and daftie I think
>>123328
uhhh ahhh I'm innocent I swear
7985b3 No.123334
27a831 No.123335
>>123333
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2f7d3e No.123336
>>123321
>implying I haven't been open about my hatred of homos since we became a board
>>123327
Not really familiar with backpacks so that doesn't really stand out for me tbh
904bff No.123337
>>123330
True, but the usage of leather, buckles, and the colour scheme as well as age and vintage design make it a hipster's dream, even if they only use it for trips to the tech startup office or for instagram points.
904bff No.123338
>>123333
the absolute madman he did it
7985b3 No.123339
>>123336
>22st hates homos
pretty hollow now lad :^)
d184bf No.123340
>>123336
Look lad, you know that's not true, and I know that's not true
2f7d3e No.123341
>>123339
You know I'd throw a fag in the bog if I had the chance
>>123340
I wouldn't lie to myself, lad
7985b3 No.123342
>>123337
thats true, i guess the definition of hipster is using things for aesthetic purposes that otherwise see use as practical or economic.
7985b3 No.123343
>>123341
>throw a fag in the bog
reeeeeee dont destroy my smokes lad
7985b3 No.123344
>>123341
thats a sick woad-pepe lad
dc50f4 No.123345
>no one suspects that I watch anime
>>123318
I guess this is why you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Or posting habits.
>>123320
>imp-o
He's a good lad tbh. I'll be sad when the neo-nazis put him in a gulag for his fever
>work
You've been hard at work recently lad. I hope you're making sure you stay in good health.
Here's me hoping that you find a nice pretty girly at the pub.
>>123327
I love it
>>123319
>slenderman
People that slender usually freak me out tbh. Whenever I see a lad with pencil legs in skinnies, I become repulsed
>One day
@ the meetup lad
904bff No.123346
>>123343
>tfw had old ass pack of camels on me
>tfw at reunion I went to a while back everyone else had terrible straights in awful shit green boxes
>tfw all of them begged me for a camel
peasants :^)
d184bf No.123347
>>123345
>He's a good lad tbh. I'll be sad when the neo-nazis put him in a gulag for his fever
>implying the imperium won't be putting them in chinky breeding grounds first
2f7d3e No.123348
>when you realise you're in debt with an useless degree
9b415d No.123349
>>123310
tbh that's money already allocated to Welsh Government so we're only screwing ourselves by allowing it
7985b3 No.123350
>>123346
>not making your own straights from fine pipe and cigar tobacco
casuals
7985b3 No.123352
>>123348
>tfw never fell for the university memie
d184bf No.123353
File: 50602d8a53da6e9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 34.73 KB, 540x703, 540:703, C97JJtHWsAAHzeB.jpg large.jpg)
>>123348
It's more
>when you realise you can't drink 24/7 without any consequences anymore
c874cb No.123354
>>123348
>It's nice to be validated
I loathe narcissists tbh, lads.
904bff No.123355
>>123350
tbh it's more there's are from shit green boxes and mine aren't.
9b415d No.123356
>>123348
Is Paige Autumn one of your friends, lad?
d184bf No.123357
>>123351
if it helps you all join the imperium, BDSMposting is a sacrifice I'm willing to make
I still don't really like it
>>123355
I wonder if you can buy old empty fag packets now so you can have cigarettes than don't look stupid
2f7d3e No.123358
>>123353
that too
>>123354
who /narcissist/ here?
c874cb No.123359
>>123358
Your narcissism gives back, lad. I consider you a benevolent narcissist.
dc50f4 No.123360
>>123347
Ultimately I figure I could probably do wither.
>>123354
y-yeah
>>123357
I fucking despise those damned new packets. Let us die in peace w/ aesthetic packaging wtf
2f7d3e No.123362
>>123356
Nah, lad. I don't have facebook.
>>123359
Kek, that's not so bad.
9b415d No.123363
>go on the Metro website
>first thing I find is a WMBF picture and a big black woman
>>123354
It is nice to be validated though.
2f7d3e No.123364
Going to post some CHYNA webms tbh.
2f7d3e No.123365
that emotionless insect face
7985b3 No.123366
>>123363
yeah but to be validated by other peoples experiences is some straight up heresy dawg
d184bf No.123367
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>>123365
>>123364
That's why we need the imperium, to save chinky women from sociopathic chinky men
c874cb No.123368
>>123363
>It is nice to be validated though.
I have never cared for validation, it makes me feel ill at ease ngl. An approving nod is all I require.
7985b3 No.123369
>>123368
this tbh
>not validating yourself enough so you have to get other people to do it for you
i hate other people.
2f7d3e No.123370
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>123363
>tfw everyone including themselves know it isn't sexy people they keep saying it and people keep enabling it
Hate it so much ahhhhh
9b415d No.123371
>>123365
It always amazes me how little regard they have for individual lives, even though it is their own people dying.
7985b3 No.123372
who i think is dead currently:
bo
waifu poster
c874cb No.123373
>>123370
I should like to see everyone involved with producing that video sent to court on manslaughter charges.
>>123372
>waifu poster
That makes me sad, lad.
2f7d3e No.123374
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
c874cb No.123375
2f7d3e No.123377
>tfw you say it to go a chink's face and not online
c874cb No.123379
>>123375
Actually many social insects will carry their dead to designated areas, grave sites of sorts.
71467d No.123380
>RPG night
>leave designing an adventure to the last minute
>finish it with time to spare
>even though I drew maps and encounter tables which is more than any other GM has done
>have 15 mins to shitpost in before the game starts
>>123322
when I have nothing better to do
rewatching Futurama atm tbh
>>123333
shit get
>wasn't here to get another smug get
smh
c874cb No.123381
>>123380
What are you playing tonight, lad?
9b415d No.123382
>>123348
I had to look it up because I couldn't tell whether it was about post-graduates or those who have recently graduated. Turned out to be the latter.
>One graduate, who struggled with mental health issues after graduating with a degree in community nutrition in 2015, said
wew
2f7d3e No.123383
>>123371
Have posted some of these before. Don't know tbh. Seems like they just suddenly decide to kill someone
2f7d3e No.123385
Jesus Christ. It's a trap
2f7d3e No.123387
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH GOLDEN ARYAN LION OF THE COLD NORTH: THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE FAT GIRL QUESTION
71467d No.123388
>>123379
>bugs are more human that commie chinkies
it checks out
>>123381
Pozfinder, the month-long cart race is finally over and it's my time to shine as a GM for a quickie adventure, I based it on Conquest of Elysium.
>void ship of daring explorers exits above Elysium and loses power, drifts over a huge battle at the centre of which is a giant blood fountain
>lands in a Hoburg(hobbit) encampment
>in return for fixing the ship the players have to go gather ancient magical weed from under a giant oak tree guarded by a forest spirit, the White Elk
>The Markgravate(necromancer hoburgs) will ambush them during the boss fight
>once they fight their way out the Herbologists(weed magic) will summon a roc with the ancient weed and carry the ship out of elysium
>on their way out they'll drop a horologist(clockwork magic) bomb on the blood fountain and destroy it (it's a "malign presence"(god spirit) making the whole island fight eachother)
>good end
>magical weed for powerful potions next adventure
the weed is meant to be hobbit pipeleaf I think but everyone makes dude weed lmao jokes smh
d184bf No.123389
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>>123387
is the answer "lose weight"
9b415d No.123391
>>123383
>Seems like they just suddenly decide to kill someone
Some of them look incidental, like the person they're killing just happened to be in the way. But you're right quite a lot look deliberate. I guess the message is: keep away from the roads in China.
>that second one
That was pretty cool tbh
dc50f4 No.123392
>>123364
Socipathic bug people or not, these people are all incredible idiots
d184bf No.123393
>goldenone dropping english knowledge bombs
9b415d No.123394
>>123384
a chinese man suffering the genetic mutation that causes compassion is removed from the gene pool.webm
d184bf No.123396
c874cb No.123397
>>123388
Neat. On my last games night half the players got really drunk and ruined the game. Made me really cross. We only managed to take out three guards and move from one room the entire night. Smh.
7985b3 No.123400
>>123398
>Filipina
she looks about 60% european tbh.
c874cb No.123402
>>123399
>>123398
>Wanting a child that looks nothing like you.
>>123400
This. Tbh whatever she does her children will look nothing like her. Sad!
71467d No.123403
>>123397
that's really annoying, the first adventure the group did under a GM who has now left was like that. We played for a year and didn't get through his introduction and into the hub town…
I try to limit myself to one bottle now, it helps a bit.
off to GM now, night everyone
c874cb No.123404
>>123403
Have a good night, lad.
2f7d3e No.123405
c874cb No.123406
>>123401
>ywn be Varg's grass cutting neighbours.
7985b3 No.123407
>>123403
night lass have fun.
7985b3 No.123408
lads this one is literally like charcoal, smells like a gone out campfire, its amazing tbh.
904bff No.123410
dc50f4 No.123412
>>123403
Good night and good luck lad
7985b3 No.123413
>>123410
cant get enough of it tbh, shame its pricey smh.
dc50f4 No.123414
>>123409
There ain't no coming back from that one
9b415d No.123415
>>123395
You can direct link, ladm8
>>>/pol/10336518
c874cb No.123417
>>123408
I tried one of Molens de Kralingse's Latakia's a while back. I liked it but do you not find it lingers for ages after you take it?
2f7d3e No.123418
>>123408
doesn't sound pleasant tbh
2f7d3e No.123419
>>123406
You'd end up dead, lad
f40bbb No.123420
d184bf No.123421
genuinely surprised that imkampfy hasn't banned us all and deleted the thread yet
c874cb No.123422
>>123419
No way, I’d be polite to him and wait for an opportunity to lend him a hand with something. We’d become friends over time and then we would LARP in full suits of armor and talk about RPG’s and the JQ.
2f7d3e No.123423
9b415d No.123424
>>123421
Why would a mudblood be opposed to the muddying of blood?
2ed34e No.123425
>>123417
>MdeK latakia
ill put some in the basket for next time, looks less charcoal-burnt than this tbh. Was it good? do you normally like darker snuff?
>lingers for ages
yeah i love it, bought one that is made from brazilian cigar tobacco, smells like fresh cigars for at least 30 mins afterwards, ahhhhh i love actual tobacco scents
>>123418
lad even proper whisky tastes like bonfires, fire is goat-tier taste.
2f7d3e No.123426
>>123422
but he doesn't want you to mow the lawn, lad
>>123425
>lad even proper whisky tastes like bonfires, fire is goat-tier taste.
but all alcohol tastes like shit
2ed34e No.123427
>warning about fentanyl in heroin
watch yourselves lads
27a831 No.123428
>>123372
BO is probably having fun somewhere but waifuposter I'm not so sure… I hope he made it
>>123401
thanks lad
>>123406
it's kind of weird he has neighbours, I thought he lived on a homestead removed from society
2ed34e No.123429
>>123426
>all alcohol tastes like shit
reeeeeee taste approval is almost entirely subjective
2ed34e No.123430
LAGER LAGER LAGER
SHOUTING
LAGER LAGER LAGER
27a831 No.123431
>>123427
thanks lad, I was just about to get some
27a831 No.123432
>>123401
it's just like game of thrones!!
c874cb No.123433
>>123416
There total lack of displayed emotion is creeping me out. The only variance in their behaviour seems to be the speed at which they do things.
>>123425
>do you normally like darker snuff?
Not so much but I am not against it. I really enjoyed the African snuffs I tried which were mostly dark and course. I recommend you try some as they are to my experience unique, they have a barn yard hayish backbone to them whilst being very heavy on the ammonia upfront. Sounds horrid, is actually very pleasant.
>>123428
>it's kind of weird he has neighbours, I thought he lived on a homestead removed from society
I also thought this.
>>123426
>but he doesn't want you to mow the lawn, lad
Only when he is making his videos, lad.
2ed34e No.123434
>>123428
>waifu lad
i miss his copious scully posting tbh can we hold a funeral for him just in case?
>bo is out having fun
hope so tbh.
f155ab No.123435
Small spiders keep climbing on my hair and dangling in front of my face. I seem to pick up a lot of these when I'm out on my walks.
2ed34e No.123436
>>123431
if its fatal it must be really good though.
c874cb No.123437
>>123427
Over here? Please no! My town has a huge smack problem, I will be finding corpses on my dawn walks.
2ed34e No.123438
>>123435
you should smoke lad, creepy crawlies dont like nicotine. also eating marmite wards of mozzies iirc.
9b415d No.123439
>>123426
>all alcohol tastes like shit
2ed34e No.123440
>>123437
just heard it on LOCAL radio west sussex, probably includes you in surrounding counties lad.
2f7d3e No.123441
>>123429
but all alcohol tastes like shit to me
>>123432
Nerd
>>123433
>There total lack of displayed emotion is creeping me out. The only variance in their behaviour seems to be the speed at which they do things.
Yeah, lad. I feel that way with chinks in general. Would never trust them tbh
>Only when he is making his videos, lad.
In general tbh, or at least as much as he does
>>123435
Wew, lass. I'd brush them away as soon as I became aware. Usually before I even know I've got any on me, just to be safe.
That's a handsome llama.
>>123439
sorry to disappoint, lad
27a831 No.123442
>>123434
maybe he finally made scully real hm
>>123435
ahhh that's freaky, cute llama
>>123436
it's like 100x strength or something I heard, pretty crazy
>>123441
bully
c874cb No.123443
>>123440
I am sure it will spread over the entire country, as my understanding is that it is often used to cut heroin to boost profits without the buyer being aware, right? Very bad news.
>>123442
>maybe he finally made scully real hm
I hope it is this and not his skanky aunty having finally pushed him over the edge.
2ed34e No.123444
>>123442
carfentanyl is 15,000 times as potent as morphine, kek
>>123441
>to you
maybe the doctor can do a test to see if theres a medical reason for that.
2ed34e No.123445
>>123443
it turns literal cocoa powder and brickdust into a killer tbh. I read ages ago that its synthesized clandestinely, because making a gram is like making 15 kilos of morphine.
23a4b8 No.123446
>tfw literally chad in this
Hi lads I'm not dead just in Greece tbh. Not staying for too long
f40bbb No.123447
i think that imperium thread turned out well tbh
2ed34e No.123448
>>123446
hi lad glad you havent been killed by saracens.
>the chad in that
tbh.
27a831 No.123449
>>123444
waaaat
>The team concluded that the Russian military used an aerosol mist of carfentanil and remifentanil to subdue Chechen hostage takers.[5]
kinda cool use of it tbh
2f7d3e No.123450
>>123444
>maybe the doctor can do a test to see if theres a medical reason for that.
I don't get it, lad. Certainly you don't prefer the taste of alcohol over non-alcoholic drinks?
d184bf No.123451
>>123447
I don't know why they just can't ignore bait tbh
904bff No.123452
c874cb No.123453
>>123445
F all the smack heads in my town I suppose. I dislike being panhandled by them but It’ll be a shame to see them dead.
2ed34e No.123454
>>123450
no, but nothing non alcoholic tastes like alcoholic drinks do tbh.
>>123452
see
>>123453
27a831 No.123455
2f7d3e No.123456
He's having surgery right now
dc50f4 No.123457
>>123446
>there are people in the world with sub 130IQs
2ed34e No.123458
c874cb No.123459
>>123456
Is he lopping it off?
2f7d3e No.123460
Going to need a new thread soon
*ignores the Deer leader*
d184bf No.123461
>>123456
SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PAY
23a4b8 No.123462
>>123448
I'm not heading back home for over 2 weeks (apart from a brief night) so I should be safe from pakis but not Turks smh
>>123455
Lad
>>123457
They will die tbh
2ed34e No.123463
>>123457
>there are people that havent transcended iq scores and now use how white (english) someone is as the sole measure of intellectual capacity
d184bf No.123464
>jews can't handle anime
???????????????
f40bbb No.123466
>>123451
>one mong spamming amime
>another white women and talking bollocks
too good
9b415d No.123467
>>123446
I was driving my shitty car the other day a "virgin driving" version of this meme popped into my head.
f155ab No.123468
>>123442
This little one fell on my hand when I tried to carefully get hold of his web and he fell down my sleeve. He bit me a few times so I knew where he was and pulled back the sleeve to let him out. I put him outside. Found a big spider living behind one of the Buddha statues I've been gifted with. Popped him outside too.
I usually try to keep the windows closed at this time of year to keep them from moving in but it gets difficult to breathe if I don't air the room at all. I am one with the spiders now.
>>123446
>posting without a tripcode
VIRGIN
2ed34e No.123469
>>123467
kek lad do it, it is far beyond the realms of my production capability.
d184bf No.123471
>>123470
Can't imagine that that man likes anime tbh
2f7d3e No.123472
>>123468
>letting it bite you
d184bf No.123473
>>123467
I think I saw one of those on twitter today earlier
2ed34e No.123474
23a4b8 No.123475
>>123467
There is one bit I don't have it's on my tablet smh
>>123468
I'm a de facto trip tbh
c874cb No.123476
>Haven’t slept in 36 hours.
I am going to bed. Night all.
23a4b8 No.123477
>>123474
Don't look at me I'm on tablet
dc50f4 No.123478
>>123462
>SHTF brings in golden age of intelligent conversations
He'll yeah bb
>>123463
"I'm 20% anglo saxon and 20% germanic aryan so I'm basically a super intelligence"
23a4b8 No.123479
2f7d3e No.123480
f155ab No.123481
>>123472
I would bite me too if I was that frightened and confused tbh. I don't blame animals for following their programming as long as they aren't poisonous.
2ed34e No.123482
>>123476
night lad sleep tight.
>>123477
lad, step yo game up.
>>123478
>the rest
swarthy brythonic?
27a831 No.123484
>all those fresh lains to harvest
>>123468
goodlass for sparing them, soon you will be able to command them as their queen
>>123476
night lad
2ed34e No.123485
bought kraut beer by mistake lads
2f7d3e No.123486
>>123481
wouldn't blame me for brushing them off and killing them then
2ed34e No.123487
904bff No.123488
emergency
>>123485
any good?
dc50f4 No.123489
>>123476
Sleep tight lad. Go and have some cool dreams
>>123482
Rest are real nigga genes tbh
23a4b8 No.123490
Fine I'll make a mobile thread smh
f40bbb No.123491
>just got banned for a week
lol
2ed34e No.123492
>>123488
meh its so so, at least its not weak.
2ed34e No.123493
STAND AND DELIVER
YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE
23a4b8 No.123495
d184bf No.123498
>>123491
I'd forgotten how autistic that entire board is