>"it's just the flu, bro" *goes on cruise ship for spring break*
>the coronavirus is a genetically engineered to distribute superhuman genes to the Chinese populace because their government follows less scruples
>"you can't call it the chinese flu bro because its like racist"
>the coronavirus is a Chinese bioweapon meant to cripple other countries economically
>"ayy yo nigga we needs them toilet papers" *family pushes two shopping carts of toilet paper*
>"POSSIBLY AS DEADLY AS THE SPANISH FLU"
>the coronavirus actually started in Italy as a Chinese researcher was transporting a virus from a Canadian laboratory
>the coronavirus is covered up by the government to prevent overpopulation and to keep the economy going
>the coronavirus can be cured with hydroxylchloroquine/quinine/chlorine/aquarium cleaner/bleach "BUT BIG PHARMA DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS BECAUSE THE PATENTS EXPIRED AND THEY WANT TO SELL VACCINES"
Anyone else getting their fill of scifi from the news media?