Thus identified, are communist threats to the state.
Don't you think it would be nice, to take a trip?
Khelkhet (Code Pink): NSA officer, in charge of online drafts and computer hacks. Framed for claiming Reagan, had a shellfish allergy. Reagan and Thatcher go senile. War support among rappers is at an all time low.
Jenna (Attleboro): Hopkinton cop, spying on residents from the South Shore; identified as Bridgewater Triangle, "moon people", due to toxic waste. Sent to ECT, after agency contact, wasn't Fox Mulder; it was Marshall Applewhite.
Little Scarpato (Papa Gino's): Little brother of famed singer Rob Roy, of Dead By Wednesday. Convicted of stealing the Papa Gino's chain name, for "Papa Dino's". Framed as "Mister Freeze", to comic fan father; actually a gynecologist. Pizza restaurant named changed, to "Dino's".
Poole (NAMBLA): The war on anime porn begins.. Hazed with Amish yoodles, until finding it a "novel concept", forming 4chan. The Holocaust begins, with cop support for Hamas at an all time high. Philip J. Morris booms, as the hood, discovers "American History X". Newport suffers, until "Newport Red" introduced.
Little Pride (Team Saeurkraut): Name unknown, reasons unknown, marker unknown. Famous cop Ken Pride, owed me fifty dollars. Little brother arrested, for cutting down trees. "Cutter", sent to capture "Roadfist", could not be found. A young golf course manager, finds the wounded knight, taking his helmet and quad, the town burning. General Dave is coming.
NEC Comics (Kennedy Campaign): NEC Comics caught in pedophile scandal, the molestation of a twelve year old Joe Kennedy III, future Prosecutor, to model him for villain, "Lord Byron". Staffer found in baseement, in dress, with gas mask on, attached to hose and hollowed out wooden baseball bat up anus. Mistress Carrie reporting, becomes new DJ. Log reveals a black woman at work; the author could not turn right, while masturbating, in his office chair. Zoolander, is Michelle Obama?
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