e1086d No.689869
hey guys
My landlord illegally turned off my internet today. I'm using my phone's mobile data to write this.
I had to miss Eggy's livestream today because I only have a limited amount of mobile data, and watching videos uses a lot of data.
I've tried doing things by the book, to get my landlord to turn my internet back on, but my local government's housing department is taking too long to respond, and when they do eventually respond, I'm worried that they won't have enough enforcement ability to actually persuade the cunt to turn the internet back on.
I'm considering doing some sort of property damage to her belongings, in an effort to persuade her to turn on my internet and generally quit messing with me.
Without admitting to having done anything, does anybody have any tried and true methods of retaliation?
I'm trying to come up with methods that are low risk. The fact is that cops investigate different crimes differently, and, for example, you wouldn't have to worry about them sampling for dna for a minor crime. In the case of this "solution", they might not even be able to obtain a search warrant. Of course the optimal method and the associated risks are very context dependent, but there might be some tried and true methods that I could easily adopt as a solution to my situation, if you guys know of any.
Next, I'll describe a little bit about the layout of things. If you guys need more of a description, just ask.
My landlord parks her car in a ground level garage with one locked door from the public sidewalk and two locked doors from the backyard of the apartment building(which is not publicly accessible).
Her first floor room has a large window, visible from the street, on the front side of the building.
This may not be the best board to write this on, and I may try /diy/ later, but I figured that this may be a relevant topic to some of the ruby ridge types because of the rebellious and "against the rules" nature of the solution that I am contemplating.
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563275 No.689872
I wonder what would happen if all the coolant leaked out of the air conditioner that feeds only her unit in the heat of summer
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89d963 No.689884
>>689872
How do I do that?
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46a04b No.689888
>>689884
Find the unit and try to see what model it is then find a manual of it online if you can and find the coolant tank in the manual
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6e72a6 No.689903
>>689869
Drill/find a small hole in a wall and use syringe to put raw egg in it. In very short time in summer heat it will smell worse then death and will require serious repairs.
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5642ef No.689904
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fe89a6 No.689907
Slowly dump concrete down the toilets and sinks until the sewer pipes for the whole building are blocked off.
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ce280c No.689909
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625e4e No.689912
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b03213 No.689922
>Needs internet
Pathetic, get rid of the fucking phone too, and realize true freedom.
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6a8a46 No.689951
Mechanic here. I am probably late to the party, but you can do different things to her car depending on the access and time you've got. The most tame thing you can do is deflate the tires. All of them. That's prety basic, the next level is to remove the tires air valve. This will deflate them, but a tow truck will be necessary as they wont hold pressure.
More hevy stuff would be fucking with the coolant as it already has been said, but here's a trick. If you have access to the hood release and want to DESTROY the engine, just open it and pour a teaspoon or two of sandblasting sand through the oil cap. This will erode the engine from the insides, eventually destroying it.
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e374c9 No.689978
>>689922
>realize true freedom
Ain't nothing of true Freedums than not having ones life
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6a52bb No.690010
you can cancel your internet and just get a mobil hor spot for damn bear the same price
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6c87ed No.690014
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00805a No.690045
>>689869
>My landlord illegally turned off my internet today.
Are you retarded?
Just give him the rent check minus the $40 bucks for your cellphone bill.
Why are you complaining?
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96a19a No.690050
Streamable embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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96a19a No.690051
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aa667b No.690057
>he didn't tip his landlord enough
Sad.
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b3b366 No.690150
>>689872
you mean refrigerant…?
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073cf0 No.690235
>>689869
>my landlord did something I dont like and blablablablablablabla
Set the house on fire.
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d18dd2 No.690239
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