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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: c8732eeb5938792⋯.jpg (66.63 KB,920x613,920:613,Record justing - Jeff Bezo….jpg)

 No.16563 [View All]

Jeff Bezos of Amazon got justed for HALF of everything he owns, including Amazon.

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 No.16575

File: 7f52952e6cef675⋯.jpg (96.68 KB,828x1337,828:1337,rs_634x1024-190109174250-6….jpg)

And just like that she'll become the richest woman in the world. His wife is way cuter than this thing even with her horse maw.

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 No.16576

File: ae2956457251106⋯.png (753.52 KB,634x949,634:949,Screenshot_20190110-012742.png)

THE SHARES JEFFY. WHERE ARE MY SHARES?

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 No.16578

File: 28674e24a12bc2f⋯.jpg (96.28 KB,920x613,920:613,bezos jfmsu.jpg)

JUST

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 No.16579

>>16568

Not JUST America, he's the richest man in the entire world. This is the greatest JUSTening in the history of mankind.

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 No.16580

File: 624d52861b4ebdc⋯.png (161.91 KB,358x312,179:156,ClipboardImage.png)

File: fdeee03c907e3f2⋯.jpg (46.67 KB,358x312,179:156,justnening.jpg)

Can someone make a etter edit? I suck at this.

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 No.16584

THE JUST HEARD AROUND THE WORLD, LITERALLY.

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 No.16587

>>16575

>tfw you're the richest man in the world but even your mistress is a four (generously) out of ten

>tfw you have all the money in the world but you'll always look like Dr.Evil after he fell into a vat of experimental soy serum

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 No.16592

This guy is rich enough to fund a global resistance to alimony, yet gets justed.

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 No.16597

Why can't he just make some smaller settlement, heck even as large as $100 million or whatever still a drop of water in his large ocean of wealth, say Fuck You, take it or leave it. What's the use of all that money if you still bend the knee to some bullshit law like this anyway, people have bent the law for worse, this wouldn't have really been unfair, what's unfair is that a woman can get all that wealth just like that.

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 No.16598

>>16592

This is the power of male betaness.

>>16587

>mistress is a four

Yep, beta as hell. The guy worships the pussy that much.

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 No.16603

Bezos could have used his money to buy off judges, politicians, the media (WashPost) etc. to change divorce laws and not pay the hole toll.

WHY NOT DO?

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 No.16604

File: e6c4469c271ce58⋯.jpg (47.64 KB,579x468,193:156,Index funds how do they wo….JPG)

She won't get half of his current net worth, anons.

She will get more than half.

>That's because - as Bloomberg explains - if the couple must sell shares as part of their divorce, then those shares will join Amazon's free float. That would in turn boost Amazon's weighing in indexes like the S&P 500. If that happens, index-fund managers will need to buy more Amazon shares to account for this change.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-01-11/bezos-divorce-could-boost-amazons-share-price

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 No.16605

>>16563

ALEXA JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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 No.16606

>>16603

becUSE HE'S JEWISH and thats not pert of the plan

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 No.16642

>>16604

yea except for the (((tech sector))) is crashing with no fucking survivors, even as we fucking speak.

theres nothing holding it up.

also almost none of those companies are """tech""" anyways.

were seeing the end of free money era thanks to FED. and a messy divorce, coupled with AMZN already in a tailspin shareprice wise…

this truly is going to be the worst JUSTening of our time

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 No.16644

File: 084bfa2671253a1⋯.mp4 (170.09 KB,854x480,427:240,Kevin_Butler_Laugh.mp4)

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 No.16645

>>16642

Well whether Amazon itself tanks or moons, the total value of the combined shares will go up the moment the divorce agreement is signed. Hence, she gets more than half his total pre-divorce net worth. That's the key JUSTing here.

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 No.16647

File: de60e09a7ee2423⋯.gif (1.34 MB,640x360,16:9,laughing smugss.gif)

>>16605

Kek'd/10.

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 No.16658

File: 34a4ccc618f0674⋯.png (104.97 KB,312x335,312:335,ClipboardImage.png)

They're trying to put out that she was actually a part of the company's success

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 No.16662

>>16658

Wew she really activates the radar.

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 No.16664

>>16658

>do literally nothing except suck the right dick at the right time

<divorce at peak and become one of the worlds most wealthy bachelorettes by doing absolutely nothing

buzzo is a cunt and probably a cianigger to boot, but this is just insidious. bitch was probably planning on this for a while, but then she saw the tech sector starting to crash out, and decided that now was time to cash out.

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 No.16665

File: c54b0821c6c585c⋯.jpg (32.6 KB,330x412,165:206,05-brendan-fraser-hat.w330….jpg)

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 No.16666

>>16664

>one of

>not the

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 No.16668

hmmm

buzzo has become famous lately for being the richest faggot in the world and paying zero taxes. more than likely because him and his company are an arm of the state/IC. i wonder what will happen to mackenzies money when she sells stock and realizes those gains tho. i sincerely doubt the IRS is just gonna sit by and not take a slice of that. if i remember correctly, the highest tax bracket is responsible for paying a hefty chunk, even for long term positions +1 year as per SEC regs. id imagine cali is one of the worst states to sell stock in as well.

given that she will no longer be attached legally to boy wonder, i wonder what will happen? it wouldnt be like the IRS to leave that much money on the table like that

>>16666

50% is a lot. and thats ignoring possible tax implications

lets say they split it right down the middle. thats still a ton. but idk if she would still be the richest bachelorette at that point anymore

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 No.16669

>>16668

>inb4 they legally move to singapore to get divorced, and split the shares over there where theres no capital gains tax

thats what id do at least

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 No.16681

File: 2ab18a22871a41d⋯.mp4 (324.68 KB,640x352,20:11,Laughing Dracula.mp4)

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 No.16782

>>16578

That hair is an improvement tbh

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 No.16783

>>16782

That was my thoughts as well.

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 No.16818

>>16668

It's not like it really matters with those numbers. It may as well be monopoly money when you cross the 17 billion threshold. At that point, even with doing literally nothing but throwing it in an index fund, you get a billion a year in your average year. And if he's worth 100 billion, she's definitely going to get 17 billion.

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 No.16819

>>16668

Even if the IRS takes 99.9% of it, its still 60 million, she's set

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 No.16932

Dice rollRolled 84, 68, 89, 76, 27 = 344 (5d100)

>>16566

4U

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 No.18583

File: 4333c8d02bb9317⋯.png (775.22 KB,828x741,276:247,bezos.png)

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 No.18725

How do I become her boy toy pet? I'm more than willing to be her shameless sex toy if it comes with the perk of being taken care of.

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 No.18751

>>16575

She's got a nice body, and she was his crush when he was younger

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 No.18752

File: 8831d8cad75d049⋯.png (418.11 KB,470x656,235:328,ClipboardImage.png)

Manlets, when will they learn?

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 No.18807

>richest man on earth

>JUST for a little while

He'll be worth less than Soulja boy when she's through with him. If she gets the kids (she will) then it'll be even worse for him. I think this is going to redpill a lot of guys on marriage, for better or worse.

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 No.18812

>>18752

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HER NECK

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 No.19514

File: af26609f206e377⋯.jpg (132.43 KB,584x622,292:311,Screenshot_20190406-104235….jpg)

File: a85ab374f3608f1⋯.jpg (232.96 KB,638x853,638:853,Screenshot_20190406-104300….jpg)

>Jeff Bezos and Mackenzie Bezos have finalized their divorce, and he's getting 75% of the Amazon shares and voting control of the rest

>Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and his wife Mackenzie Bezos have finalized their divorce. The couple each released statements on Twitter on Thursday announcing that they have "finished the process of dissolving" their marriage. In her statement, MacKenzie Bezos says that she's granting Jeff Bezos all of her interests in the Washington Post and Blue Origin, and 75% of the Amazon stock co-owned by the pair and voting control over the shares she's retaining.

https://www.businessinsider.in/jeff-bezos-and-mackenzie-bezos-have-finalized-their-divorce-and-hes-getting-75-of-the-amazon-shares-and-voting-control-of-the-rest/articleshow/68729164.cms

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 No.19515

>>19514

HAHAHAHAHAHA she's just smart enough to realize that it's better if Jeffy manages her shares and that she'd waste them on her own.

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 No.19526

File: d5213f0c3d1c59f⋯.jpg (119.37 KB,500x500,1:1,just.jpg)

Look at what I just ordered from Amazon. New company logo.

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 No.19527

File: 1808936c45f3cc7⋯.jpg (123.76 KB,500x500,1:1,d5213f0c3d1c59ff7a66518328….jpg)

>>19526

I took some artistic liberties there.

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 No.19532

File: db117ec5b920269⋯.png (1.74 MB,1024x771,1024:771,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.19806

File: 8a47d7a1ba19f2a⋯.png (198.36 KB,340x340,1:1,bio1.png)

File: 10065e3db2fbe96⋯.png (175.21 KB,340x340,1:1,155913427847780892.png)

File: 8e2a02cfb50915c⋯.png (175.78 KB,340x340,1:1,155913427847780892 (1).png)

https://www.smh.com.au/world/north-america/mackenzie-bezos-pledges-to-give-half-her-50-billion-fortune-to-charity-20190529-p51s5a.html

"My approach to philanthropy will continue to be thoughtful. It will take time and effort and care. But I won't wait. And I will keep at it until the safe is empty."

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 No.19807

>>19806

You beat me to this, damn.

JUST! JUST! JUST! JUST!

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 No.19822

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 No.19923

File: c67093a48f02d01⋯.jpg (91.04 KB,327x442,327:442,1550369197120.jpg)

38 BILLIONS, 38 THOUSAND OF MILLIONS, 38 THOUSANDS OF THOUSANDS OF THOUSANDS, 38000000000

God, the yearly GPD of Iceland is smaller than this. The GDP of a first world country is smaller than this JUST

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 No.19930

>>19532

>Tommy Robingoy

>Jared Goylor

kek

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 No.20008

File: 37ecbcebb91dd38⋯.png (211.76 KB,304x447,304:447,1578177172445305403.png)

no fuck given anymore.

fuck those marriagecucks. they deserve everything that happens to them.

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 No.20026

==redtext==lol

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 No.20030

>>20026

JUST GO TO >>>/TEST/ YOU DUMB QOOMER NEWFAG

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