No.903
Most of the posts are lewd focused, how about some cute?
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No.905
>when you accidentally kiss your jewess's nose instead of her lips
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No.906
>>905
if she's got a qt, traditional Jewish nose like Streisand, I'd kiss her nose all the time tbh
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No.907
>>906
Obviously you should deliberately worship your jewess's nose, but accidentally doing it is even more lovely, especially if she gets flustered about it.
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No.911
>when your qt jewish gf insists that she cooks for you every time, and refuses to let you return the favor
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No.1077
>>911
I just hate it when that happens.
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No.1502
>>905
>>907
>>911
>go to this board to laugh at everyone lusting after jewesses
>never even considered dating a jewess
>see this thread, and see this wholesome stuff
>now partially want a jew gf
Why is my heart weaker than my dick
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No.1513
>when you are invited over to meet your Jewess GF's parents, and you see how important family is to her, and where she got her love for cooking from
>when, during dinner, her parents casually mentions how much they love to become grandparents one day, and she becomes really flustered
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No.1519
>>903
>get super cute jewess match on tinder
>way out of my league
>multi lingual
>goes to europe all the time
>being coy and hard to get over the messaging
What do? What type of date should I ask her on? She seems so sophisticated
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No.1521
>>1519
>goes to europe all the time
she is a thot being a slut is not being sophisticated
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No.1522
>>1521
>insulting a nice jewess' honour like that
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No.1540
>>1521
Shut up, she's a nice
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No.1542
>>1540
ok sorry i didnt realize she was a nice nvm
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No.1546
>>1502
>Why is my heart weaker than my dick
I understand, but go back and watch the vid at the top again. Pay close attention to the blatant nepotism involved when the jewess starts talking to others.
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No.1555
>>1546
Right? And the fact that your boss was already a jew.
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No.2270
>>903
I want a jewish gf so fucking bad
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No.2279
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No.2437
>>907
I used to piss off my jewess gf by kissing her nose all the time.
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No.2440
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No.2443
>>2437
By 'pissed off', do you mean cute and flustered or actually angry/mad?
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No.2446
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No.2450
>>2437
Yeah, do an AMA.
Are you an antisemite and was she aware of it?
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No.2451
>>2437
>>2450
Thirded. We also (desperately) need some greentext stories based on IRL experiences, and not the usual LARPing.
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No.2466
>>2450
I am now. I didn't know anything about the JQ back when I was with her.
>>2451
Just ask me whatever and I'll reply if I see it.
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No.2467
>>2466
OK, here we go:
Are you a (good) goy? How did you meet her, and did you know from the get-go she was Jewish? Did you get around to meeting her old folks, and if so, how did that go?
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No.2469
>>2467
Yeah, I'm a goy. I'd had some classes with her in middle school and dated her in high school. I learned she was Jewish after meeting more of her family though I probably could've figured it out by how often she said "oy vey" unironically. Her dad (and his parents) were New York Jews and her grandma especially spoke like it. They'd call nigs "schwoogies."
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No.2471
>>2466
did mental illness and ocd run in her family? how hairy was she? did she like getting dominated in bed? did you ever play up the forbidden romeo and juliet aspect? what annoyed you the most about her? why did you break up? so her folks didn't care you were a goy? did she ever mention any plans for her future children and how to set them up for success? did she find short goblin looking jewish guys attractive?
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No.2472
>>2471
Her grandma actually liked me a lot and would call me GQ because of the way I dressed.
I was a Christcuck back then so I didn't go as hard as I would've liked to but she did like getting dominated.
Her older sister already married some goy that fought wars for Israel so I don't think it was much of a big deal.
She was pretty hairy but was obsessed with shaving because of it.
She wasn't attracted to the one Jewish manlet we knew so I doubt it.
She really wanted kids but never talked about how she'd set them up for success (her dad basically already finances her older sister and her kids though).
Her family was pretty neurotic and her mother had some really bad illness that disabled her.
The thing that annoyed me the most was how controlling she was as she wouldn't let me hang out with my friends at all while I was with her and would get pissed off at me anytime I did.
We broke up because she cheated on me with her childhood friend (though she may have done more shit like that without me knowing it based on gossip I later heard from other girls).
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No.2473
>>2466
>>2472
How did your friends/family react to it? Were they all OK with her being Jewish?
If you had settled down with her, would your family be OK with having Mischlinge kids?
Her family sounds pretty cool tbh. A real shame she turned out to be a cheater though. Her being a control freak reminds me of the overprotective Jewish mother part in OP's video. Might be fun if you are into momdom.
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No.2475
>>2472
Reminds me of that Dane Cook bit about how cheaters are the most paranoid about getting cheated on.
So I take it you've had a taste of bagels and you're still into them given how you're here. Or maybe subconsciously you miss her
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No.2476
>>2475
Both are accurate. Can't really help it. Yeah, I always found it ironic that she was obsessed with some paranoia that I would be the one who would cheat on her when she ended up cheating on me.
>>2473
None of my friends or family are ethnoconscious to the point they'd recognize a Jew so it really was a non-issue.
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No.2481
>>2466
was she cheap? how big were her boobs? are you blonde? what's your best advice on how to get a jewess
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No.2482
>>2481
Nah, I have brown hair.
Her tits were like a 38D but they sagged really badly and until I got with my next gf I thought that was just how tits are.
High school was a totally different time for me so I probably won't have useful advice.
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No.2483
>>2482
>until I got with my next gf I thought that was just how tits are
Hahah readily accepting a bleak existence.
So there's that Gilbert Gottfried joke about the old Jewish guy who finds a genie in a bottle who offers him a magic wish. And the Jew takes out a wrinkly old map, points to a place and says "this is the middle East. For millennia it's been ravaged by bloodshed and war. My wish is that you bring peace to the middle East." And the genie says "with all my power I'm unable to fulfill your wish, please ask for something else" so the old Jewish guy says, I've been married to my Jewish wife for 52 years, and not once has she blown me. My wish is that she'll give me a blow job." And the genie says "can I see that map again?"
There's also that curb your enthusiasm episode where Larry says he can tell a woman's ethnicity by her voice and at the end of the episode he over hears in Leon's bedroom a woman say "I won't do THAT" and he guesses "Jewish"
Anyways, was your gf a prude or would she try different things?
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No.2484
>>2472
>She was pretty hairy but was obsessed with shaving because of it.
Have you ever seen her fully or almost fully unshaved?
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No.2487
>>2482
>Her tits were like a 38D
>they sagged really badly
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No.2492
>>2487
I couldn't picture saggy tits on a young girl so i had to look it up. i'm surprised they do exist
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No.2509
>>2492
G-d, imagine making love to those floppy funbags, especially when they are leaking milk during and after pregnancy.
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No.2640
do jewish girls have this level of mental gymnastics? i saw a porn that started with abella danger asking a goy to turn on the lights for her. does this really happen?
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No.2646
>>2640
In Israel most places with elevators have two elevators. One is a regular elevator and the other is a special elevator that goes up and down the floors incrementally on a timed interval so you don't have to push buttons on shabbat.
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No.2648
>>2646
>tfw no jewish gf getting sodomized by an electric dildo because she can't turn it off
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No.2653
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