She put piss in your eye.
You are now a serial killer.
At spiritual awakening, report to your local recruiting station.
If you're gay, take the US Navy.
If you respond to television, take the US Marine Corps.
If you're civilian and poor, take the State Police.
If you're on campus, perform a LAN search, for your ROTC or police intelligence firm.
Otherwise, welcome to the execution chair.
Bundy wanted to ban pot for police officers.