Never believe the rape victim.
If it was a cop.
Put that motherfucker on a stint pole, since he raped a service member for his AA sponsor, for a promotion.
Take a cop, and make him The Joker.
Take the Batman, for yourself.
"I am Batman."
Never rub another man's rhubarb, he says.
Put him in such a deep pit, he can't come out.
Cops are queer, but Jack Napier, is straight.
Teach him your tears.
A model prisoner on a rape charge, eh Mounted Patrol?
You only get one, and it's your first.
Otherwise, you're Robin, a gay boy, a ferret.
Batman has immunity to sell pot.